So anon.. Why haven't you joined a Private Member's Club yet.

[Anonymous No.53040738]

I joined mine 2 months ago and so far its been one of the most eye opening things ever. If you can afford the $8000 initiation fee and the $3000 annual membership fee its really worth it.

> men only
> lazy entitled narcissists (like myself) discussing ways to get rich
> homophobic
> discuss crypto with an actual group of friends (ironically LINK the most talked about)
> Beautiful sorority girls brought in
> Learn various ways to launder money through art
> Top gourmet tier food at heavily discounted prices

Why haven't you joined a private members club yet?

[Anonymous No.53040744]

pee pee poo poo

[Anonymous No.53040775]

>hanging out with a bunch of random dudes

[Anonymous No.53040839]

>>53040738
I already do that with some of my buddies for free, only without the sluts

[Anonymous No.53040862]

>>53040738
I'm part of a private club in my city called Glencoe. It's stupid hard to get into and you can't just buy your way in. I've gotten all my job opportunities just from talking to other members about finding a job. There's about a 20+ year waitlist too but I've never seen a new non family member

[Anonymous No.53040907]

How can I find one?

[Anonymous No.53040924]

I work at a private club myself, it caters to MILFs only and my job is to provide light conversation and tongue their buttholes. They pay me in Chainlink

[Anonymous No.53040927]

>>53040738
>ironically LINK the most talked about
So they are all low iq baggies and 90 % down, wow sound like a really smart group of faggots to me.
But this is just a larp from a "lazy entitled narcissists" and it shows. Why don't you just do us all a favor and just kys because I know that you post this larp shit every single day here. But sadly you are a little incel narcissist so you will never kys. I hope the tranny jannies ban you forever and you shit up some other place.

[Anonymous No.53040937]

>>53040738
>Why haven't you joined a Private Member's Club yet.
I have. It's called /biz/

[Anonymous No.53041005]

>>53040907
Just Google "member's club near me" or "private club near me". It's piss easy to find one if you live in or near a major city. Membership ranges from just a few thousand a year to several tens of thousands. Good way to meet other people who are inclined towards and have an affinity for business, investing and entrepreneurship. Also just generally a good way to get away from the profrane unwashed masses. I joined one during the pandemic and have literally never had to wait for a table at a nice restaurant or entry to and service at an upscale bar, lounge or club. I also hang with a a core group of guys once or twice a month and made a mastermind group with them where we help one another in business. Got a guy who works in real estate, an investment banker, a marketing guy, and several other business owners and solopreneurs. We set aside a 3-4 day weekend every 6 months for a retreat and just bond. It's been an absolute game changer in every aspect of life. $11k per year (memebership dues) is a drop in a bucket in the grand scheme of things. The ROI has been incredible.

[Anonymous No.53041075]

That's nothing. I don't need that. I don't need to lean on other men to make money. I made it all by myself. Pic related. That's one of my Manhattan penthouses in 1980s style.

[Anonymous No.53041093]

>>53040775
thanks doc

[Anonymous No.53041146]

>>53040738
> men only
> lazy entitled narcissists (like myself) discussing ways to get rich
I'm in a discord group that does the same thing and it was free. There's pretty much been no long-term females in the group so it doesn't matter.

> homophobic
I don't give a fuck about who you have sex with. There's been a fag or two in the group and I just don't care

> discuss crypto with an actual group of friends (ironically LINK the most talked about)
That sounds like a pretty shit group if its still obsessed with chainlink

> Beautiful sorority girls brought in
I want to make money. I don't need to combine my money making location with annoying distractions

> Learn various ways to launder money through art
And you needed other people to help you figure this one out? What are you, retarded?

We each made hundreds of thousands of dollars last year shitcoining together. I alone provided alpha to the group that could've net anyone $100k or more
Do I want to drive somewhere to do the same thing? Fuck no...I'd rather just stay home and cook a delicious meal for myself while doing drugs

[Anonymous No.53041154]

>>53041005
Thank you anon. I plan on joining one of these once I graduate college. I’m in Construction Management at the moment which pays nicely and I’ll have a job right out of college so dues shouldn’t be too hard for me to figure out.

[Anonymous No.53041218]

>>53041075
Congrats anon. Same here I made my fortune on my own and learning as I went. I sit in my comfy home investing and living a quiet life. I havent bought anything upscale yet im still fairly new to all this success.

[Anonymous No.53041277]

>>53041146
>I don't give a fuck about who you have sex with. There's been a fag or two in the group and I just don't care

>> Beautiful sorority girls brought in
>I want to make money. I don't need to combine my money making location with annoying distractions

LARPing as a rich cosmopolitan homo isn't going to make you rich

[Anonymous No.53041336]

No joke the only good ones I've ever been to were in Los Angeles where it was really easy to meet fellow rich folks. Doubt many anon live places where there'd be quality places like this.
>Pic rel is the local one near where I grew up. Not good pretty annoying dudes here who aren't actually movers or Shakers

[Anonymous No.53042126]

i am not into gay orgies

[Anonymous No.53043497]

>>53040924
Based, OP's gayboy clubhouse btfo

[Anonymous No.53043530]

>>53040738
>men only
>but there’s girls
Nice LARP faggot enjoy you magic the gathering tier club you fucking dork

[Anonymous No.53043559]

>>53040738
Why would I join one of those homo things when I can join a Country Club and golf?

[Anonymous No.53043603]

>>53043559
So you can skip the golf and get straight to the buttfucking

[Anonymous No.53043606]

>>53040937
>comparing a private club to a public website full of shills, jeets, and ai chatbots

[Anonymous No.53043637]

>>53040738
any club that you can join for $8k initiation and $3k a year is simply low class.
simple as

[Anonymous No.53043705]

>>53040738
Did you get your own Members Only jacket?

[Anonymous No.53043717]

>>53040738
>LINK the most talked
you had me until this line
enjoy the larp op

[Anonymous No.53043743]

>>53042126
Are you sure?

[Anonymous No.53043744]

>>53040738
I joined a private cigar club last year it's ultra comfy desu
>$55/mo
>All you can drink beer/pop at no charge
>Good smoke handlers
>Humidor is stocked with some mildly okay stuff but the prices are all wholesale
>invite only so no black people/women/dudebros that typically hang out at the cigar bars
>80% of the time when I go I am the only one there unless I bring my wife or a buddy

It's so incredibly based.

[Anonymous No.53043784]

I live on the country side and never heard of such a club being here. Europoor too so not sure its thing here, but imagine i could be pretty based, networking is 90% of business success

[Anonymous No.53043807]

>>53040738
>> homophobic
But they're all fags haha
These things are known for being tailored for fags like 4chan is always has been like this
like freemasonry and the such

[Anonymous No.53044071]

>>53040738
I'm actually in one, and we don't charge at all. You're just invited, that's it.

[Anonymous No.53044152]

>>53041005
ok boomer, spending 10k to hang out with boomers sounds great ill look into it ok go away

[Anonymous No.53044166]

>>53040738
berp

[Anonymous No.53044171]

>>53040738
Cause all the clubs like this in my area are hopelessly globohomo and it's a ridiculous waste