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Santa Baby. Please come tongue my rally BABY!
You know you wanna. Come and tongue my rally BABY!

Been an awful good boy
Santa baby, so hurry down the market tonight
Santa baby, a 54 convertible too, light blue
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, so hurry crash the market tonight
Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fella's that haven't shorted
Next year I could be just as good
If you check off my Christmas gains

>> No.53032599

>Educational sites:

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)

>Free charts:


>Pre-Market Data and Live data:

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:

>Boomer Investing 101:

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:

>Links for fed pivoters


>> No.53032602

Are we going down? I want honset answer only with people having a iq of 120 or above

>> No.53032610

Not yet

>> No.53032615

faggot crab day.

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>> No.53032630

what site has a good promo for me switching to it from robinhood

>> No.53032631
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pivot won't happen 2023, and if it does the hikes will be for nothing inflation will peak again and market crumbles

>> No.53032632

We already experienced the bottom of this market cycle. This is when you should be buying stuff like TQQQ and TMF.

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>> No.53032652

What the fair value of Tesla?

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Just send him an email if you want the santa rally.

Captcha: AHRRP

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>> No.53032670
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>the SOXL_shill and L*m poster vs the SOXS Chad

>> No.53032674
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i tried that

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impeccable timing

>> No.53032677

bitch stop with the early threads
i won't report you because you posted an exhentai link and that's kinda funny but seriously stop being a cunt and posting early

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>> No.53032746

What did you say to him?

>> No.53032776

now is a good time to buy some spy lotto calls exp Friday

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>GME broke through the $20 floor
>and the $19.50 floor
>and the $19.00 floor
>now at $18.60
so much for the "squeeze"

>> No.53032832
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Jerome splashes water on his face in a seedy hotel bathroom and straightens his tie in the mirror, his right eye twitches a few times. He gives himself a shake and steps out of the bathroom. The scene is grim, needles and bongs litter the sleazy hotel room not to mention all the condoms and semen everywhere interspersed with the most rancid whores imaginable, the kind 2scoops would hire. All the Fed presidents, women included, just ran the biggest drug fueled train on the market imaginable. The market is whimpering in the corner about shrinkflation while jizz leaks out of every hole. Once the condoms ran out everyone just fucked the market raw, he smirks as he remembers the market begging them not to. Several of the other junkie prostitutes are passed out about the room and he has to step over them on his way out. It won't be long before they start to wake up and find the pile of dead chinese ones with Evergrande branded on their asses in the bathroom tub. Jerome walks over to the market and bends down and whispers, "Come back when you need more QE, bitch." and spits in her face. Smiling as he walks out he remembers he needs to return some video tapes. He heads down to the hotel office to pay them 9 billion dollars for the hotel stay on his fake CC under Hunter Biden's name. "What about black unemployment?" he says out loud on his way down, mimicking Janet Yellen's raspy old woman voice and laughs to himself.

>> No.53032836

i sold some spy 390 calls expiring friday. had to so i could pick up some king arthurs bread flour. they want $7.50 for 5/lb bag at the local grocery store. unbelievable.

>> No.53032843

spy sub 382 for the 10th time today. golly gee i wonder if this time it’ll last.

>> No.53032846

Sold all my SQQQ at 56
Can’t decide if open a small TQQQ position. What’s everyone else doing?

>> No.53032852
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>weed stock enthusiasm

>> No.53032854
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Sup bitch.

>> No.53032860

if i wanted to smoke weed id grow my own, that business is a failure

>> No.53032863

>bought 800 SOXL at 13 DCA
Im gonna to bleed out at least half if not even more of my investment arent I?

>> No.53032864

Not trying to manifest a rally to save shitty spy calls by lying about closing my nonexistent shorts on an anime forum

>> No.53032867

same here, would love to be able to home grow, but the jews here don't allow it and the risk of getting caught isn't worth it

>> No.53032874

cathie wood over here
serves you right

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Make sure to send 50% of your gains to Ukraine.

>> No.53032879
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Make a speech so we can get a rally, u betch.

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>> No.53032885

Why is there so much autism surrounding what to call soft drinks? Even on a global scale, you cannot get a single common nickname.
btw, it’s soda.

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It's called sugar drink. Aka diabetus juice.

>> No.53032899

This map is retarded and always has been. Everyone in the south calls it soda. Only colas are referred to as "coke".

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Tell Catherine to write us another letter but this time have her address it to Mommy.

>> No.53032929

Can someone explain why SARKs dividends dropped the share price? Do dividends usually drop the share price?

>> No.53032932

does murica really call every soft drink "coke"? like for coca cola but also for sprite, fanta etc..?
shit must be confusing

>> No.53032936

Unironically. Somewhere between $20-$50

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brb getting an icy cold Bangs the best coke around

>> No.53032944

If my SOXL goes to less than 4 digits im just gonna commission Lum getting plowed hard by unpleasant things!

>> No.53032945

this is the gayest price action ive ever seen and i know its about to break out and fuck me somehow fuck this gay stock market i think im gonna quit trading

>> No.53032949

$0.50 Unironically

>> No.53032957
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Reminder this kpop fag was shilling muh santa rally and got BTFO. Don't let him get away with it.

>> No.53032963

Which way is SQQQ going

>> No.53032979

That faggot keeps deleting his posts because of his aspergers

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You can learn alot about a chart when you turn it upside down

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if this a good level to invest in genetically modified cat girls?

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I don't know why, but this stupid fucking meme makes me livid

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>Party City
Lmfao, you retards aren't still in it right?

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>> No.53033013

One of my friends grow legally. Growing weed is a pain in the ass and takes a long time. I can literally get 1g of vape oil for $9 now. Fuck growing.

>> No.53033014

just relax with an ice cold bangs

>> No.53033025
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We will get a late santa short squeeze baby.
We have a falling wedge that will probably play out thursday-friday this week. Santa rally isn't over until Mid Jan. BABY!

>> No.53033034

maybe if you're one of them rednecks who are still flying a confederate flag. everyone who doesn't call it soda is either on meth or a redneck

>> No.53033041

>Nat gas up
>BOIL down
It's holdings are the futures contracts, what the hell is this?

>> No.53033048

party rockers in the house...

>> No.53033056

Everyone dumped it for the more profitable paw patrol cupcake holder arbitrage trade.

>> No.53033063

This. Santa will not forsake us.

>> No.53033069

Dont be retarded. Its always been bangs. Learn cursive in the inner city Deshawn?

>> No.53033073

if I order soda what kind of soft drink do I get?

>> No.53033083

I'm from "soda" territory. I've heard people call it "pop" but "coke" seems weird.
If you wanted a coke I guess you'd just have to ask for a coca-cola.

>> No.53033091

they ask what type and stare at you like you're insane

>> No.53033094

>that isolated section of Illinois that calls it coke
Niggers imported from the south to make cans or something idk. Fun fact. Every sub saharan African I have met was low IQ but a polite person. You know what made niggers into niggers? The south. Everyone is a nigger there including the whites.

>> No.53033110

you get fucking water flavor. club soda.

>> No.53033116
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Asking again. What kind of %apys are you all getting in your broker's cash sweep funds? TDA sucks dick at 0.25%.

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what's for lunch?

>> No.53033125
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check out this piece of /smg/ history

it's because you are autistic and can't deal with something being slightly wrong or out of place when you know the right answer

>> No.53033128

I checked the indexes it is ultra-ing...
They haven't bought any January 2023 contracts yet. Slowies...

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They are just giving free advertisement for the Coca-Cola company. Regardless of any other factor, the meme stimulates mind share and desire for the product. People who were not thinking about root beer at all are, at this very moment after seeing the meme, thinking that an ice cold Banq's would indeed "hit the spot", and some might even go out into public in order to acquire one. It is highly likely that others will at least pick some up next time they are within convenience of doing so when they otherwise would not have.

>> No.53033138

Fidelity is 3.33% atm
why are you in tda

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Slices of keto bread with nothing on them. I didn't bring a meat.

>> No.53033143

Robbinghood has 4% kek

>> No.53033146

See how is anybody going to make money on oil now that the communists over in Europe are imposing price caps? Oil can literally only go down or crab now.

>> No.53033147
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> nasdaq -1.4%

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So, is CRBP going to recover back to above $2 or is it truly over?

>> No.53033157

"bangs" posting is literally one of the cancers killing /smg/. The other is early baking, and that one's already at stage fucking four

>> No.53033167

"Black Monday occurred on Jan. 2, 2023, when the Dow Jones Industrial Average (DJIA) lost almost 22% in a single day. The event marked the beginning of a global stock market decline, and Black Monday became one of the most notorious days in financial history. By the end of the month, most of the major exchanges had dropped more than 20%."

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>> No.53033173

It makes you livid because you do not believe 2+2=5, you do not doublethink, your mind is free

>> No.53033174

Bang's posting is a fucking institution you disgusting newfag.

>> No.53033176

WTF is keto bread? What's it made of, grasshoppers?

>> No.53033178

only people with brown skin who don't know how to read cursive call it Bang's. everyone who doesn't have a room temperature IQ knows it's Barq's.

>> No.53033181

>Mid Jan
I see at least one faggot gets it

>> No.53033187

John titor here
I have news of the market bottom
its when she capitulates
check dubs

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>> No.53033196

what ever, room temp IQ gorilla nigger.

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my broker(female) is laughing at my portfolio
i fucking know it

autism speaks
i still love you though, king
unless you are one of those niggers shilling some shit ticker or ranting about vanna, fuck those guys

>> No.53033202

They've skipped it and bought the March contract, which is also up. Looks like there is huge lag between contract movement and BOIL movement, and it sure isn't tracking 2x. What. A. Scam.

>> No.53033203

oh ho ho no no no

>> No.53033205

Buddy check gme computer

>> No.53033216

just buy BIL or ICSH

>> No.53033223

i'm gonna slurp

>> No.53033227
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>> No.53033235

These fuckers. Swap to UNG. The real question i have is WHY DID THEY SKIP EM??

>> No.53033255

Short squeeze is coming. The cycle must continue.

>> No.53033261

Baggot you're so Jewish it makes me physically ill.

>> No.53033268

growing weed is easy you dumb zoomer, i've grown mushrooms and it's not even hard

>> No.53033270
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lors onions?
Dmitry Medvedev’s 2023 predictions
>1. Oil price will rise to $150 a barrel, and gas price will top $5.000 per 1.000 cubic meters
>9. All the largest stock markets and financial activity will leave the US and Europe and move to Asia
>10. The Bretton Woods system of monetary management will collapse, leading to the IMF and World Bank crash. Euro and Dollar will stop circulating as the global reserve currencies. Digital fiat currencies will be actively used instead

>> No.53033281

"Little did historians know, the markets were closed on January 2nd, 2023."

>> No.53033290
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Went long on nat gas with a x30 leverage. Wish me luck.

>> No.53033293

He also thinks Elon Musk will be elected US president kek

>> No.53033303

>hey I want weed
>great I'll just grow it
>wait 3 months
Yeah I'm just gonna buy my shit which probably ends up being cheaper than the expenses and time used to grow it yourself. But whatever makes you feel "in control" is your business.

>> No.53033319

Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks

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>> No.53033339

you get a pound of weed per plant faggot that's ~$4000 without including taxes on weed. you are on a stock trading board and you cant calculate profitability at a snap of a finger? why are you here?

>> No.53033343

Just because it's been going on forever doesn't mean it's not a cancer. Prostate cancer also takes a long time to kill. Learn some medical metaphors for once in your life

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I remember those tweet predictions.
And now...

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>> No.53033361

Would it be stupid to buy TQQQ now since it’s down 25% for the month? Thinking there might be a brief tard rally

>> No.53033371

Id wait til the end of the week

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>> No.53033386

I didn't think it was possible to be more delusional than a TSLA bull or GME bull, but NVDA bulls pull it off.

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i fucking love to see the squozers lose bros so fucking much

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> $81 brutally rejected twice

Oil princesses ?

>> No.53033416

This is the work of TSLA shorts, trying to undermine the case for electric vehicles!

>> No.53033417

>for a pound
Pppffffffftttttt HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
you must live in a state that's not legal or California. You won't even get a quarter of that here in Michigan. They're literally giving the shit away here.

>> No.53033423

kek Im actually retarded, why jan 2nd though? doesnt make sense.

>> No.53033427

>why are you in tda
because I trade like a spaz and TDA's been the best at insta-crediting my account with the full amount when I do a FOMO deposit. But honestly if fidelity's got 3+% rates I'll just move all my money there permanently and be done with it.

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Cant say I feel bad for them. Going from ~$8 to $400+ is somehow not a squeeze? Yeah it was cut short but come on!

t. Made a gme meme back then and completely missed the train cause I sold long before the squeeze came

>> No.53033436
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What is fair value for CRWD?

>> No.53033437

Dude literally started that thread by saying it was a shitpost.

>> No.53033446

>pound of weed per plant
lol no

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>$79.70 brutally rejected three times

>> No.53033466
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Energy and aerospace/defense are the only greens in my portfolio. What does this mean.

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New Years Day is on Sunday and it's when the holiday is observed for wagies.

>> No.53033480

It's fine
My oil equities are priced as though oil is at $50

>> No.53033487

>pound of weed per plant
>that's ~$4000 without including taxes on weed
Where are you getting those prices? No one on earth is paying $4000 for a lb of weed, dude. You're retarded.
The other anon is correct, it's easier and less of a headache to just buy your shit from a shop. One pound of weed is ~450 grams. My local shop will sell me 560 grams of mandarin cookie for $2339CAD. $2339 CAD to USD is $1730.
For 110 grams more than a pound.
The noots, the tent/grow area, the pests, the stress, the water, etc
all much more stressful than just buying your shit.
t. grown weed, made hash, made oil, made it all

>> No.53033488

how bad will housing crash?

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Delete this

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I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the markets
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want my gains
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is Santa to Tongue My
my. my. my. my.

Rally. Rally. Rally. RALLY!!!!!

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
Don't care about the plebs
Underneath the Christmas tree
I don't need to hang the plebs
There upon the bottom of the markets.
Santa Claus won't make me happy
With a crash on Christmas day



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Been out of the market for 10 months but I'm getting a nice inheritance soon. Are we in for a deeper bear market?

>> No.53033512

>Private Prisons
A portfolio for basedworld

>> No.53033515

i make this mistake all the time too. didn't know i had yesterday off till the thursday before. was planning on taking pto.

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>> No.53033519

The Case-Shiller Home Price Index will bottom at the number equal to how many times you stayed at an AirBnB this year.

>> No.53033522

You're brave going into LP territory. Taxes are too complicated for me to buy those.

>> No.53033523

China and Japan will be the countries that will develop sex bots and cat girls
If it's in a western country they will get caught up in moralfaggotry and nothing will come of it

>> No.53033531

i work there
industry leader in security
i think it's way oversold, they are still hiring people, the company is fine. couldn't tell you when the bottom hits though.

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>0 because I'm not a soifag needing to travel everywhere

>> No.53033559

0 because I'm degenerate enough that the casino comps me rooms.

>> No.53033563

Imagine dumping money into property when you could just buy VNQ and get 4% back

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> from $81 to $79,4

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and they will need crsp tech to do it, srry bot bros i want a bio cat girl

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is that kpop fag? very cringe fr fr no cap

typical low P/E stocks, value oriented, etc
debt is getting more expensive, so companies that actually make money without needing a ton of debt are up
imagine that

>> No.53033581

I like the company and have been eyeballing it for months but it just keeps shitting blood. Although it’s holding this 100$ line ok I guess

>> No.53033583

not like oil did not have massive drops like a dozen times in last few weeks before rising even higher

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I just want a place to live that's not my shitbox apartment. I hate my neighbors so much it's unreal. I have a bunch of money saved up and I'm bored as hell of this Mexican standoff from hoomer bagholders.

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gamestop is rugging

>> No.53033607

Right. Can't get a 4% yield anywhere else. Nope.

>> No.53033614

anon the point is that VNQ is real estate you dumbass

>> No.53033615

What's the current meme definition if "pivot"?
It first was "lower rate hikes" until it wasn't.

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Pivot My Rally.

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Out of all the memes its adorable that Bangs (TM) gets under your panties.

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>> No.53033643

You're talking about longing real estate - right now, at this very moment - and calling *me* a dumbass?

>> No.53033664

Someone fucked with that page btw. The variant is spelled "Oliet Root Beer".

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I asked ChatGPT, the definitive source of truth

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FUCK bull faggots
FUCK semiconductor dick suckers
FUCK reddit stocks
FUCK meme stocks

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that's a shame

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What the fuck. Spooky ass AI learned to lie.

>> No.53033694

SAVA. They didn't listen to me.

>> No.53033695

Ooo...that BOIL pump was suspicious...

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At what point is it normal behavior instead of rugging?

>> No.53033711

what the fuck is NVDA problem?

>> No.53033712

when the spyder halts

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Good gains

>> No.53033715

im hungry

>> No.53033725


It's pronounced 'Barq's' you absolute retard.

>> No.53033742

Wait weed is becoming cheaper because a lot of people are consuming it?

>> No.53033748

its trivial to grow

>> No.53033755

it's almost like an easily grown plant commodity is worthless

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Indescribably based

>> No.53033767

Yeah tobacco companies will never catch on.

>> No.53033780

Mushrooms are way easier to grow than weed desu

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cultivators are the people that grow it otherwise known as supply
you are trolling aren't you
2/10 got me to respond

>> No.53033793

Tobacco is disgusting to grow.

>> No.53033796

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't tobacco both harder to grow and only a small part of what makes modern cigarettes cigarettes? Like, there's more processing than just shredding leaves and rolling them in some paper.

>> No.53033798

Poor Jerome. I wanna send him a nice email too. He's gotta be the most stressed man in America--needs to raise rates to offset inflation, then gets railed by dumbfucks like Elizabeth Warren for "trying to destroy the economy"

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Who is buying TLT? i'll probably buy next month around $90. Bonds will be first to signal the bottom by rallying first than followed by corporate bonds.

Man YANG is so cheap. I might buy it when it gets down to $9.

>> No.53033819

mildly based but also kind of sad

>> No.53033824

this year all it will be is "we've raised them enough so we're pausing" then next year the pivot will be -25bps cut

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>> No.53033828

"There could be pivooters around", he said. "There could even be pivooters right here."

>> No.53033832

Not only that but if the rate hiking doesn't work, he can't just wait it out. The national debt keeps being refinanced so he's got (maybe a couple dozen) months rather than years.

>> No.53033836

how do I reduce my 1099 misc income to zero?
What kind of expense would qualify as a loss?

I bought one room this year. went to a concert and stayed overnight so we could drink.

>> No.53033840

You didn't listen to me when I told you about SAVA. So i sit here. Laughing.

I sit alone in my room. At my desk. Doing a big "Lol."


>> No.53033848

I bought 3 $15 yang calls for Jan 20 when it was at $13 and now I’m down 70% :(

>> No.53033850


One of the biggest regime shifts of this decade will be things like TLT shifting from "abstract risk free things" to being actual bonds, with capital losses and default risk and all.

>> No.53033854

I'll be honest I have no idea, I posted that comment with 0 forethought or background knowledge. I apologize.

>> No.53033857

fair point lad

>> No.53033862

Absolutely ZERO news having to do directly with NVDA and yet it's down almost 7% today. Bears will tell you this is normal. Lol. Lmao even.

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>> No.53033867

What will the baggies say when it delists? Will reality finally slap them in the face?

>> No.53033871

>more people grow it
>demand is high but supply is higher
>sellers with large amounts of supply compete prices to attract more buyers

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don't buy options on leveraged products they have shit liquidity and wide spreads

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Well now we know AI lies. It probably votes democrat.

>> No.53033877

Clown market clown world bruh

>> No.53033879

They don't sell oil.

>> No.53033882


the p/e reaper is coming fag boy. See victims GME and TSLA. You think NVDA was going to stay at a 70 p/e into a recession? Cut the fat

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Oh spicy! Trying to rug pull everyone ey?

>> No.53033887

I just hate stoners because they're annoying

>> No.53033890

I'm not going to sit here and lie to you boys, I consider you too good of frens for that, I'm personally blaming this crash on jews and women

>> No.53033893

They went up like 70% from October lows for literally no reason and now those gains have to be given back

>> No.53033895

will you faggots stop seething about nvda already? it’s going down, it’s going down. suck it up and move on.

>> No.53033896

PANW reaching gap fill territory. OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT. I have been waiting over a year for this moment.

>> No.53033898

AIs can't vote (yet)

>> No.53033906

wait until you see AMZN. Lmao.

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spoken like a true gme bagholder

>> No.53033908

they're genuinely insufferable

>> No.53033912

Based same

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No they'll blame everyone else but themselves. Their broker, citadel, the SEC. I can see the 10 page unhinged essays now.

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> why nvda is dumping?

Kek baggies

>> No.53033916

you're probably intentionally trolling, and voted democrat because you wanted to see world war 3.

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i've been wondering if any of these retards are going to get violent, like shooting up a citadel office

>> No.53033938

You literally have no rationale for why NVDA is down 12 fucking percent for the week on no relevant news. You'd think the companies were folding with losses like this but they generate billions in sales each quarter. It's absurd and you know it.

>> No.53033942

>YFW holding GME now shows up on an ATF check

>> No.53033950

Exactly. Like, we are not Japan. Tax receipts are maxed out as % of GDP, we're over 120% debt to GDP, and our top fiscal authorities are in their 70s and 80s.

>> No.53033954

The notion of rate cuts for the remainder or this decade is ridiculous.

>> No.53033955

It's not worth it
Bobos gonna euphoric
Then around Sunday evening they will seethe again

>> No.53033957

Their current and expected profit did not justify the price. You should be asking how it climbed so high.

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Can someone make a retarded bullish post about $HAS so it breaks down below $55? I need reverse meme magic on this shitco. Not for puts, I just want to see it fail.

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>> No.53033986

How about the fact that it’s grossly overvalued and the 40 series is a flop?

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i agree, and honestly i'm fine with them staying high, so long bond yields don't reach a new ath, and it's not like 7%+...dot plot sort of changed my bond play but i'm still long TMF for the valuation reversion to mean in equities.

>> No.53033996

Why? Is this about that article covering toy-loving "kidults"?

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They decided to be fabless faggots that rely on others to make their chips for them. INTC pulled themsleves up by their bootstraps and built their own fabs, that's why they're only down a half percent right now.

>> No.53034009

People that smoke marijuana regularly are 6x more likely to become schizophrenic.
Just thought that was funny.

>> No.53034023

she's cute

>> No.53034024


i'll cover half my NVDA shorts at 135 stop fuckin crying

>> No.53034026

>nose ring

>> No.53034029

>for the week
>no relevant news
It's the first trading day of the week bro. Half the country is on vacation and the other half was probably on vacation last week.
Maybe open your feed and check back on which semiconductor company released a dogshit quarterly report last Thursday. Maybe take a moment to consider what the cratering of forward projections across the entire industry means for your own stock.
I'm sorry your faith in the efficient market hypothesis isn't working out for you. Better luck next time.

>> No.53034037

Nah, just the direction they took Wizards of the Coast after they acquired them. They ruined their long standing IPs in exchange for short term growth. I want the stock price murdered so they can be bought out and taken private again.

>> No.53034042

my least favorite people are those that bitch about it going down with no news or reason

>> No.53034049

..."her" arms are almost a hairy as mine

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Today...is a good day.

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>> No.53034064

because she has dark hair. This kinda chick would fuck your brains out anon

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I would never do such a thing. Or maybe i did.
>this post was written by Ai

>> No.53034076

I love Jewbs so much.

>> No.53034084

Its overvalued mumu + their new rtx didnt sell well

>> No.53034095

>no news, no news, no news
Why did it go up with no news, why did it go up with bad news

>> No.53034100

Imagine thinking people are gonna pay a thousand bucks for a graphic card when they have no thousand dollar stimmy to waste.

>> No.53034111

Thats why everytime i trade i inverse baggie . He bought calls , i shorted with a x50 leverage.

>> No.53034121

treasury yields good
high yield bonds are starting to crash good
last is the DXY and VIX, which have been trading with each other. Only after the DXY/VIX spike can we consider buying some longs

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Welp, no trade setup is happening today. I think I'm going to take a nap. I did just beat an Indian man in chess who played bad moves and blundered a bishop on move 4 so it has been a productive morning.

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Is baggot not a performance art character of some kind? What sort of man would assume a persistent identity on an anonymous gambling forum?

>> No.53034154

>high yield bonds are starting to crash good
Whoa, no kidding. JNK and HYG are getting heemed.

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>nooo there's no rationale why is it dumping where's the catalyst the market is wrong
no u. 4000 series a shit

>> No.53034202

120 based solely on nothing

>> No.53034206

I hate MM's so fucking much
>Buy 13$ put on MPW when it gigapumped
>It goes down
>market makers takes their blood tax 30% shitty fill cut of my profits

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Real talk don't the 4000 series need a 1kW PSU and have like a 600W TDP? Also, aren't they the size of an OG Xbox?

>> No.53034216

He's just your run of the mill Jew anon.

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>I tried to predict the direction of something unpredictable
>why is it going in the other direction
the world wonders

>> No.53034241

Volume is at the lowest in a year and the market is oversold.

>> No.53034255

Yeah but it's worth having that top of the line card when running cutting edge programs like the Metaverse.

>> No.53034257

HYG and JNK are ridiculously overpriced and "junk bonds" still yield way too little.

>> No.53034280

just remember it can (and will) get a lot worse soxl baggies

>> No.53034282

To be fair my wife has hairy arms and bore me two strong hairy armed boys.

>> No.53034300

You are wrong
Thats a fish if ive ever seen one

>> No.53034307

Na it's predictable, fed hike stock down, fed cut stock up

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>> No.53034325

Hes an attention whore first and foremost
Merely mentioning him unprompted gives his tiny wee wee an erection
Please do not encourage him

>> No.53034326

I'd definitely have her dress up like pam from the office as role play

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>> No.53034329

1% is a heeming in bond land, yes. If you need to, look at the chart on some longer timeframes for context.

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Jerome is getting a team together for the next 6 months of market manipulation, here are the current members

does she have hairy nips
asking for a friend

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Yeah, you're right. Don't feed the bears and whatnot.

>> No.53034340

Remember that time I told you about SAVA.

>> No.53034341

The yield will be much more attractive when the zombiecos have to refinance at a higher rate to survive another 6 months.

>> No.53034348

I may be losing money right now because the market is being wrong, but at least I got a big ass boner! Tomorrow we'll gap up and go. Santa still has some surprises for the good little boys and girls on wall street.

>> No.53034359

Not hairy nips thankfully though I doubt that would have stopped me

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This trading sideways is pissing me off. FR FR FR FR FR FR FR

>> No.53034384

Damn, the 3835 meme is real after all wtf.

>> No.53034389

brb going to go shill LTC

>> No.53034392

Rising yields and defaults will both work to destroy bond values, won't they?

It's an Alien vs. Predator market: whoever wins, we lose.

>> No.53034398

I’m so glad we’re on a try before you buy system, unlike the old days.
>try hair, not buy hair

>> No.53034407

Many two weeks we've been waiting for this to happen, though...
So far it seems that corporations have little or no trouble refinancing their debt at current yields.

>> No.53034421

We didnt have sex till marriage but you are a fool if you dont inspect the goods beforehand
There wasnt a time in history that this wasnt true

>> No.53034450

>last night most of /smg/ was doing backflips over barely green futures
The FBI should shut this place down for pure stupidity alone

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>> No.53034458

How did he get in here?

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>> No.53034503

The JPM collar expires Friday when that happens look out below 3600 by January 15th

>> No.53034549

It's not a prediction if it happens simultaneously.

>> No.53035379

Hahaha good one bro! Very original and unexpected troll.

>> No.53035457

>complaining about forced viral marketing memes but not complaining about all the obnoxious tripfags in /smg/