/smg/ Santa Tongue My Rally market General.

[Anonymous No.53032579]

Santa Baby. Please come tongue my rally BABY!
You know you wanna. Come and tongue my rally BABY!

Been an awful good boy
Santa baby, so hurry down the market tonight
Santa baby, a 54 convertible too, light blue
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, so hurry crash the market tonight
Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fella's that haven't shorted
Next year I could be just as good
If you check off my Christmas gains

[Anonymous No.53032599]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/parody:Blue+Archive
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for fed pivoters
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Previous
>>53031115

[Anonymous No.53032602]

Are we going down? I want honset answer only with people having a iq of 120 or above

[Anonymous No.53032610]

>>53032602
Not yet

[Anonymous No.53032615]

faggot crab day.

[Anonymous No.53032627]

>>53032602

[Anonymous No.53032628]

>>53032602

[Anonymous No.53032630]

what site has a good promo for me switching to it from robinhood

[Anonymous No.53032631]

pivot won't happen 2023, and if it does the hikes will be for nothing inflation will peak again and market crumbles

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53032632]

>>53032602
We already experienced the bottom of this market cycle. This is when you should be buying stuff like TQQQ and TMF.

[Anonymous No.53032635]

WHOA BLACK BETTY

[Anonymous No.53032652]

What the fair value of Tesla?

[Anonymous No.53032654]

Just send him an email if you want the santa rally.

Captcha: AHRRP

[Anonymous No.53032668]

>>53032652
2000

[Anonymous No.53032670]

>the SOXL_shill and L*m poster vs the SOXS Chad

[Anonymous No.53032674]

>>53032654
i tried that

[Anonymous No.53032676]

>>53032654
impeccable timing

[Anonymous No.53032677]

bitch stop with the early threads
i won't report you because you posted an exhentai link and that's kinda funny but seriously stop being a cunt and posting early

[Anonymous No.53032690]

>>53032602
BUDDY LOOK AT SPY COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.53032712]

WHY IS PBR CRASHING AHHH MY LIFE SAVINGS

[Anonymous No.53032721]

>>53032674
based

[Anonymous No.53032746]

>>53032674
What did you say to him?

[Anonymous No.53032776]

now is a good time to buy some spy lotto calls exp Friday

[Anonymous No.53032786]

>>53032746
>BAM-BA-LAM

[Anonymous No.53032792]

>>53032776
390

[Anonymous No.53032800]

>GME broke through the $20 floor
>and the $19.50 floor
>and the $19.00 floor
>now at $18.60
so much for the "squeeze"

[Anonymous No.53032832]

>>53032746
Jerome splashes water on his face in a seedy hotel bathroom and straightens his tie in the mirror, his right eye twitches a few times. He gives himself a shake and steps out of the bathroom. The scene is grim, needles and bongs litter the sleazy hotel room not to mention all the condoms and semen everywhere interspersed with the most rancid whores imaginable, the kind 2scoops would hire. All the Fed presidents, women included, just ran the biggest drug fueled train on the market imaginable. The market is whimpering in the corner about shrinkflation while jizz leaks out of every hole. Once the condoms ran out everyone just fucked the market raw, he smirks as he remembers the market begging them not to. Several of the other junkie prostitutes are passed out about the room and he has to step over them on his way out. It won't be long before they start to wake up and find the pile of dead chinese ones with Evergrande branded on their asses in the bathroom tub. Jerome walks over to the market and bends down and whispers, "Come back when you need more QE, bitch." and spits in her face. Smiling as he walks out he remembers he needs to return some video tapes. He heads down to the hotel office to pay them 9 billion dollars for the hotel stay on his fake CC under Hunter Biden's name. "What about black unemployment?" he says out loud on his way down, mimicking Janet Yellen's raspy old woman voice and laughs to himself.

[Anonymous No.53032836]

>>53032776
i sold some spy 390 calls expiring friday. had to so i could pick up some king arthurs bread flour. they want $7.50 for 5/lb bag at the local grocery store. unbelievable.

[Anonymous No.53032843]

spy sub 382 for the 10th time today. golly gee i wonder if this time it’ll last.

[Anonymous No.53032846]

Sold all my SQQQ at 56
Can’t decide if open a small TQQQ position. What’s everyone else doing?

[Anonymous No.53032852]

>weed stock enthusiasm

[Anonymous No.53032854]

Sup bitch.

[Anonymous No.53032860]

>>53032852
if i wanted to smoke weed id grow my own, that business is a failure

[Anonymous No.53032863]

>bought 800 SOXL at 13 DCA
Im gonna to bleed out at least half if not even more of my investment arent I?

[Anonymous No.53032864]

>>53032846
Not trying to manifest a rally to save shitty spy calls by lying about closing my nonexistent shorts on an anime forum

[Anonymous No.53032867]

>>53032860
same here, would love to be able to home grow, but the jews here don't allow it and the risk of getting caught isn't worth it

[Anonymous No.53032874]

>>53032863
>investment
cathie wood over here
serves you right

[Anonymous No.53032876]

>>53032863
Make sure to send 50% of your gains to Ukraine.

[Anonymous No.53032879]

>>53032854
Make a speech so we can get a rally, u betch.

[Anonymous No.53032881]

>>53032800
LOL
M
F
A
O

[Anonymous No.53032885]

>>53032792
Why is there so much autism surrounding what to call soft drinks? Even on a global scale, you cannot get a single common nickname.
btw, it’s soda.

[Anonymous No.53032893]

>>53032885
It's called sugar drink. Aka diabetus juice.

[Anonymous No.53032899]

>>53032885
This map is retarded and always has been. Everyone in the south calls it soda. Only colas are referred to as "coke".

[Anonymous No.53032917]

>>53032879
Tell Catherine to write us another letter but this time have her address it to Mommy.

[Anonymous No.53032929]

>>53032579
Can someone explain why SARKs dividends dropped the share price? Do dividends usually drop the share price?

[Anonymous No.53032932]

>>53032792
does murica really call every soft drink "coke"? like for coca cola but also for sprite, fanta etc..?
shit must be confusing

[Anonymous No.53032936]

>>53032652
Unironically. Somewhere between $20-$50

[Anonymous No.53032938]

>>53032899
no
brb getting an icy cold Bangs the best coke around

[Anonymous No.53032944]

If my SOXL goes to less than 4 digits im just gonna commission Lum getting plowed hard by unpleasant things!

[Anonymous No.53032945]

this is the gayest price action ive ever seen and i know its about to break out and fuck me somehow fuck this gay stock market i think im gonna quit trading

[Anonymous No.53032949]

>>53032652
$0.50 Unironically

[Anonymous No.53032957]

>>53032893
Reminder this kpop fag was shilling muh santa rally and got BTFO. Don't let him get away with it.

[Anonymous No.53032963]

Which way is SQQQ going

[Anonymous No.53032979]

>>53032957
That faggot keeps deleting his posts because of his aspergers

[Anonymous No.53032987]

You can learn alot about a chart when you turn it upside down

[Anonymous No.53032998]

>crsp
if this a good level to invest in genetically modified cat girls?

[Anonymous No.53033001]

>>53032938
>bangs
I don't know why, but this stupid fucking meme makes me livid

[Anonymous No.53033004]

>Party City
Lmfao, you retards aren't still in it right?

[Anonymous No.53033007]

>>53032963
sideways

[Anonymous No.53033013]

>>53032860
>>53032867
One of my friends grow legally. Growing weed is a pain in the ass and takes a long time. I can literally get 1g of vape oil for $9 now. Fuck growing.

[Anonymous No.53033014]

>>53033001
just relax with an ice cold bangs

[Anonymous No.53033025]

>>53032957
We will get a late santa short squeeze baby.
We have a falling wedge that will probably play out thursday-friday this week. Santa rally isn't over until Mid Jan. BABY!

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53033034]

>>53032932
maybe if you're one of them rednecks who are still flying a confederate flag. everyone who doesn't call it soda is either on meth or a redneck

[Anonymous No.53033041]

>Nat gas up
>BOIL down
It's holdings are the futures contracts, what the hell is this?

[Anonymous No.53033048]

>>53033004
party rockers in the house...

[Anonymous No.53033056]

>>53033004
Everyone dumped it for the more profitable paw patrol cupcake holder arbitrage trade.

[Anonymous No.53033063]

>>53033025
This. Santa will not forsake us.

[Anonymous No.53033069]

>>53033001
Dont be retarded. Its always been bangs. Learn cursive in the inner city Deshawn?

[Anonymous No.53033073]

>>53033034
if I order soda what kind of soft drink do I get?

[Anonymous No.53033083]

>>53032932
I'm from "soda" territory. I've heard people call it "pop" but "coke" seems weird.
If you wanted a coke I guess you'd just have to ask for a coca-cola.

[Anonymous No.53033091]

>>53033073
they ask what type and stare at you like you're insane

[Anonymous No.53033094]

>>53032792
>that isolated section of Illinois that calls it coke
Niggers imported from the south to make cans or something idk. Fun fact. Every sub saharan African I have met was low IQ but a polite person. You know what made niggers into niggers? The south. Everyone is a nigger there including the whites.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53033110]

>>53033073
you get fucking water flavor. club soda.

[Anonymous No.53033116]

Asking again. What kind of %apys are you all getting in your broker's cash sweep funds? TDA sucks dick at 0.25%.

[Anonymous No.53033115]

[Anonymous No.53033119]

>>53033094
what's for lunch?

[Anonymous No.53033125]

>>53032957
check out this piece of /smg/ history

>>53033001
it's because you are autistic and can't deal with something being slightly wrong or out of place when you know the right answer

[Anonymous No.53033128]

>>53033041
I checked the indexes it is ultra-ing...
Welp...
They haven't bought any January 2023 contracts yet. Slowies...

[Anonymous No.53033135]

>>53033001
They are just giving free advertisement for the Coca-Cola company. Regardless of any other factor, the meme stimulates mind share and desire for the product. People who were not thinking about root beer at all are, at this very moment after seeing the meme, thinking that an ice cold Banq's would indeed "hit the spot", and some might even go out into public in order to acquire one. It is highly likely that others will at least pick some up next time they are within convenience of doing so when they otherwise would not have.

[Anonymous No.53033138]

>>53033116
Fidelity is 3.33% atm
why are you in tda

[Anonymous No.53033139]

>>53033119
Slices of keto bread with nothing on them. I didn't bring a meat.

[Anonymous No.53033143]

>>53033116
Robbinghood has 4% kek

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53033146]

See how is anybody going to make money on oil now that the communists over in Europe are imposing price caps? Oil can literally only go down or crab now.

[Anonymous No.53033147]

> nasdaq -1.4%

[Anonymous No.53033149]

So, is CRBP going to recover back to above $2 or is it truly over?

[Anonymous No.53033157]

>>53033014
>>53033069
>>53033125
>>53033135
"bangs" posting is literally one of the cancers killing /smg/. The other is early baking, and that one's already at stage fucking four

[Anonymous No.53033167]

"Black Monday occurred on Jan. 2, 2023, when the Dow Jones Industrial Average (DJIA) lost almost 22% in a single day. The event marked the beginning of a global stock market decline, and Black Monday became one of the most notorious days in financial history. By the end of the month, most of the major exchanges had dropped more than 20%."

[Anonymous No.53033168]

s-stop

[Anonymous No.53033173]

>>53033001
It makes you livid because you do not believe 2+2=5, you do not doublethink, your mind is free

[Anonymous No.53033174]

>>53033157
Bang's posting is a fucking institution you disgusting newfag.

[Anonymous No.53033176]

>>53033139
WTF is keto bread? What's it made of, grasshoppers?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53033178]

>>53033157
only people with brown skin who don't know how to read cursive call it Bang's. everyone who doesn't have a room temperature IQ knows it's Barq's.

[Anonymous No.53033181]

>>53033025
>Mid Jan
I see at least one faggot gets it

[Anonymous No.53033187]

John titor here
I have news of the market bottom
its when she capitulates
proof?
check dubs

[Anonymous No.53033194]

>>53033176
Meat.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53033196]

>>53033174
what ever, room temp IQ gorilla nigger.

[Anonymous No.53033201]

>>53033138
my broker(female) is laughing at my portfolio
i fucking know it

>>53033157
autism speaks
i still love you though, king
unless you are one of those niggers shilling some shit ticker or ranting about vanna, fuck those guys

[Anonymous No.53033202]

>>53033128
They've skipped it and bought the March contract, which is also up. Looks like there is huge lag between contract movement and BOIL movement, and it sure isn't tracking 2x. What. A. Scam.

[Anonymous No.53033203]

>>53033187
oh ho ho no no no

[Anonymous No.53033205]

Buddy check gme computer

[Anonymous No.53033216]

>>53033116
just buy BIL or ICSH

[Anonymous No.53033223]

>>53033205
i'm gonna slurp

[Anonymous No.53033227]

>>53033205

[Anonymous No.53033235]

>>53033202
These fuckers. Swap to UNG. The real question i have is WHY DID THEY SKIP EM??

[Anonymous No.53033255]

>>53033205
Short squeeze is coming. The cycle must continue.

[Anonymous No.53033261]

>>53033196
Baggot you're so Jewish it makes me physically ill.

[Anonymous No.53033268]

>>53033013
growing weed is easy you dumb zoomer, i've grown mushrooms and it's not even hard

[Anonymous No.53033270]

lors onions?
Dmitry Medvedev’s 2023 predictions
>1. Oil price will rise to $150 a barrel, and gas price will top $5.000 per 1.000 cubic meters
>9. All the largest stock markets and financial activity will leave the US and Europe and move to Asia
>10. The Bretton Woods system of monetary management will collapse, leading to the IMF and World Bank crash. Euro and Dollar will stop circulating as the global reserve currencies. Digital fiat currencies will be actively used instead

[Anonymous No.53033281]

>>53033167
"Little did historians know, the markets were closed on January 2nd, 2023."

[Anonymous No.53033290]

Went long on nat gas with a x30 leverage. Wish me luck.

[Anonymous No.53033293]

>>53033270
He also thinks Elon Musk will be elected US president kek

[Anonymous No.53033303]

>>53033268
>hey I want weed
>great I'll just grow it
>wait 3 months
Yeah I'm just gonna buy my shit which probably ends up being cheaper than the expenses and time used to grow it yourself. But whatever makes you feel "in control" is your business.

[Anonymous No.53033319]

Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks

[Anonymous No.53033324]

>>53033319

[Anonymous No.53033326]

> OIL

[Anonymous No.53033334]

>>53033319
no

[Anonymous No.53033339]

>>53033303
you get a pound of weed per plant faggot that's ~$4000 without including taxes on weed. you are on a stock trading board and you cant calculate profitability at a snap of a finger? why are you here?

[Anonymous No.53033343]

>>53033174
Just because it's been going on forever doesn't mean it's not a cancer. Prostate cancer also takes a long time to kill. Learn some medical metaphors for once in your life

[Anonymous No.53033347]

>>53033270
I remember those tweet predictions.
And now...
ITS HAPPPPPPEEE NNNNHGGG!!

[Anonymous No.53033357]

>>53033319

[Anonymous No.53033358]

>>53033187
Pathetic

[Anonymous No.53033361]

Would it be stupid to buy TQQQ now since it’s down 25% for the month? Thinking there might be a brief tard rally

[Anonymous No.53033371]

>>53033361
Id wait til the end of the week

[Anonymous No.53033385]

>>53033361
Choploss

[Anonymous No.53033386]

I didn't think it was possible to be more delusional than a TSLA bull or GME bull, but NVDA bulls pull it off.

[Anonymous No.53033392]

i fucking love to see the squozers lose bros so fucking much

[Anonymous No.53033414]

> $81 brutally rejected twice

Oil princesses ?

[Anonymous No.53033416]

>>53033326
This is the work of TSLA shorts, trying to undermine the case for electric vehicles!

[Anonymous No.53033417]

>>53033339
>$4000
>for a pound
Pppffffffftttttt HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
you must live in a state that's not legal or California. You won't even get a quarter of that here in Michigan. They're literally giving the shit away here.

[Anonymous No.53033423]

>>53033281
kek Im actually retarded, why jan 2nd though? doesnt make sense.

[Anonymous No.53033427]

>>53033138
>why are you in tda
because I trade like a spaz and TDA's been the best at insta-crediting my account with the full amount when I do a FOMO deposit. But honestly if fidelity's got 3+% rates I'll just move all my money there permanently and be done with it.

[Anonymous No.53033428]

>>53032800
Cant say I feel bad for them. Going from ~$8 to $400+ is somehow not a squeeze? Yeah it was cut short but come on!

t. Made a gme meme back then and completely missed the train cause I sold long before the squeeze came

[Anonymous No.53033436]

What is fair value for CRWD?

[Anonymous No.53033437]

>>53033293
>>53033270
Dude literally started that thread by saying it was a shitpost.

[Anonymous No.53033446]

>>53033339
>pound of weed per plant
lol no

[Anonymous No.53033456]

>>53033414
>$79.70 brutally rejected three times

[Anonymous No.53033466]

Energy and aerospace/defense are the only greens in my portfolio. What does this mean.

[Anonymous No.53033468]

>>53033423
New Years Day is on Sunday and it's when the holiday is observed for wagies.

[Anonymous No.53033480]

>>53033414
It's fine
My oil equities are priced as though oil is at $50

[Anonymous No.53033487]

>>53033339
>pound of weed per plant
>that's ~$4000 without including taxes on weed
Where are you getting those prices? No one on earth is paying $4000 for a lb of weed, dude. You're retarded.
The other anon is correct, it's easier and less of a headache to just buy your shit from a shop. One pound of weed is ~450 grams. My local shop will sell me 560 grams of mandarin cookie for $2339CAD. $2339 CAD to USD is $1730.
For 110 grams more than a pound.
The noots, the tent/grow area, the pests, the stress, the water, etc
all much more stressful than just buying your shit.
t. grown weed, made hash, made oil, made it all

[Anonymous No.53033488]

how bad will housing crash?

[Anonymous No.53033490]

>>53033466
Delete this

[Anonymous No.53033493]

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the markets
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want my gains
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is Santa to Tongue My
my. my. my. my.

Rally. Rally. Rally. RALLY!!!!!

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
Don't care about the plebs
Underneath the Christmas tree
I don't need to hang the plebs
There upon the bottom of the markets.
Santa Claus won't make me happy
With a crash on Christmas day

Oh ALL I BABY ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU to TONGUE MY RALLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAkMkVFwAoo&list=RDHTCFi4l3nkY&index=2

[Anonymous No.53033503]

>>53032579
Been out of the market for 10 months but I'm getting a nice inheritance soon. Are we in for a deeper bear market?

[Anonymous No.53033512]

>>53033466
>Energy
>Defense
>Tobacco
>Private Prisons
A portfolio for basedworld

[Anonymous No.53033515]

>>53033423
i make this mistake all the time too. didn't know i had yesterday off till the thursday before. was planning on taking pto.

[Anonymous No.53033517]

>>53033503
Yeah

[Anonymous No.53033519]

>>53033488
The Case-Shiller Home Price Index will bottom at the number equal to how many times you stayed at an AirBnB this year.

[Anonymous No.53033522]

>>53033235
You're brave going into LP territory. Taxes are too complicated for me to buy those.

[Anonymous No.53033523]

>>53032998
China and Japan will be the countries that will develop sex bots and cat girls
If it's in a western country they will get caught up in moralfaggotry and nothing will come of it

[Anonymous No.53033531]

>>53033436
i work there
industry leader in security
i think it's way oversold, they are still hiring people, the company is fine. couldn't tell you when the bottom hits though.

[Anonymous No.53033536]

>>53033519
>0 because I'm not a soifag needing to travel everywhere
LFG

[Anonymous No.53033559]

>>53033519
0 because I'm degenerate enough that the casino comps me rooms.

[Anonymous No.53033563]

>>53033536
Imagine dumping money into property when you could just buy VNQ and get 4% back

[Anonymous No.53033565]

> from $81 to $79,4

[Anonymous No.53033568]

>>53033523
and they will need crsp tech to do it, srry bot bros i want a bio cat girl

[Anonymous No.53033569]

>>53033559

[Anonymous No.53033570]

>53033493
is that kpop fag? very cringe fr fr no cap

>>53033466
typical low P/E stocks, value oriented, etc
debt is getting more expensive, so companies that actually make money without needing a ton of debt are up
imagine that

[Anonymous No.53033581]

>>53033531
I like the company and have been eyeballing it for months but it just keeps shitting blood. Although it’s holding this 100$ line ok I guess

[Anonymous No.53033583]

>>53033565
not like oil did not have massive drops like a dozen times in last few weeks before rising even higher

[Anonymous No.53033599]

>>53033563
I just want a place to live that's not my shitbox apartment. I hate my neighbors so much it's unreal. I have a bunch of money saved up and I'm bored as hell of this Mexican standoff from hoomer bagholders.

[Anonymous No.53033606]

gamestop is rugging

[Anonymous No.53033607]

>>53033563
Right. Can't get a 4% yield anywhere else. Nope.

[Anonymous No.53033614]

>>53033607
anon the point is that VNQ is real estate you dumbass

[Anonymous No.53033615]

>>53032631
What's the current meme definition if "pivot"?
It first was "lower rate hikes" until it wasn't.

[Anonymous No.53033630]

>>53033615
Pivot My Rally.

[Anonymous No.53033631]

>>53033157
Out of all the memes its adorable that Bangs (TM) gets under your panties.

[Anonymous No.53033634]

PULL UP
PULL UP

[Anonymous No.53033643]

>>53033614
You're talking about longing real estate - right now, at this very moment - and calling *me* a dumbass?

[Anonymous No.53033664]

>>53032938
Someone fucked with that page btw. The variant is spelled "Oliet Root Beer".

[Anonymous No.53033672]

>>53033631
I asked ChatGPT, the definitive source of truth

[Anonymous No.53033673]

FUCK bull faggots
FUCK semiconductor dick suckers
FUCK reddit stocks
FUCK meme stocks
FUCK NVDA

[Anonymous No.53033678]

>>53033606
that's a shame

[Anonymous No.53033682]

>>53033672
What the fuck. Spooky ass AI learned to lie.

[Anonymous No.53033694]

SAVA. They didn't listen to me.

[i appreciate hannah hays No.53033695]

Ooo...that BOIL pump was suspicious...

[Anonymous No.53033697]

>>53033606
At what point is it normal behavior instead of rugging?

[Anonymous No.53033711]

what the fuck is NVDA problem?

[Anonymous No.53033712]

>>53033697
when the spyder halts

[Anonymous No.53033713]

>>53033673
Good gains

[Anonymous No.53033715]

im hungry

[Anonymous No.53033725]

>>53032938

It's pronounced 'Barq's' you absolute retard.

[Anonymous No.53033742]

>>53032852
Wait weed is becoming cheaper because a lot of people are consuming it?

[Anonymous No.53033748]

>>53033742
its trivial to grow

[Anonymous No.53033755]

>>53032852
it's almost like an easily grown plant commodity is worthless

[Anonymous No.53033756]

>>53033673
Indescribably based

[Anonymous No.53033767]

>>53033755
Yeah tobacco companies will never catch on.

[Anonymous No.53033780]

>>53033268
Mushrooms are way easier to grow than weed desu

[Anonymous No.53033784]

>>53033742
cultivators are the people that grow it otherwise known as supply
you are trolling aren't you
2/10 got me to respond

[Anonymous No.53033793]

>>53033767
Tobacco is disgusting to grow.

[Anonymous No.53033796]

>>53033767
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't tobacco both harder to grow and only a small part of what makes modern cigarettes cigarettes? Like, there's more processing than just shredding leaves and rolling them in some paper.

[Anonymous No.53033798]

>>53032654
Poor Jerome. I wanna send him a nice email too. He's gotta be the most stressed man in America--needs to raise rates to offset inflation, then gets railed by dumbfucks like Elizabeth Warren for "trying to destroy the economy"

[Anonymous No.53033799]

Who is buying TLT? i'll probably buy next month around $90. Bonds will be first to signal the bottom by rallying first than followed by corporate bonds.

Man YANG is so cheap. I might buy it when it gets down to $9.

[Anonymous No.53033819]

>>53033559
mildly based but also kind of sad

[Anonymous No.53033824]

>>53033615
this year all it will be is "we've raised them enough so we're pausing" then next year the pivot will be -25bps cut

[Anonymous No.53033827]

Uh WTFWT?

[Anonymous No.53033828]

>>53032746
"There could be pivooters around", he said. "There could even be pivooters right here."

[Anonymous No.53033832]

>>53033798
Not only that but if the rate hiking doesn't work, he can't just wait it out. The national debt keeps being refinanced so he's got (maybe a couple dozen) months rather than years.

[Anonymous No.53033836]

how do I reduce my 1099 misc income to zero?
What kind of expense would qualify as a loss?

>>53033819
I bought one room this year. went to a concert and stayed overnight so we could drink.

[Anonymous No.53033840]

You didn't listen to me when I told you about SAVA. So i sit here. Laughing.

I sit alone in my room. At my desk. Doing a big "Lol."

Lol.

[Anonymous No.53033848]

>>53033799
I bought 3 $15 yang calls for Jan 20 when it was at $13 and now I’m down 70% :(

[Anonymous No.53033850]

>>53033799
https://www.wsj.com/articles/the-coming-tax-revenue-plunge-capital-gains-federal-reserve-pandemic-california-cbo-11671396666

One of the biggest regime shifts of this decade will be things like TLT shifting from "abstract risk free things" to being actual bonds, with capital losses and default risk and all.

[Anonymous No.53033854]

>>53033793
>>53033796
I'll be honest I have no idea, I posted that comment with 0 forethought or background knowledge. I apologize.

[Anonymous No.53033857]

>>53033767
fair point lad

[Anonymous No.53033862]

Absolutely ZERO news having to do directly with NVDA and yet it's down almost 7% today. Bears will tell you this is normal. Lol. Lmao even.

[Anonymous No.53033864]

>>53033606
WOMP WOMP

[Anonymous No.53033867]

>>53033606
What will the baggies say when it delists? Will reality finally slap them in the face?

[Anonymous No.53033871]

>>53033742
>more people grow it
>demand is high but supply is higher
>sellers with large amounts of supply compete prices to attract more buyers

[Anonymous No.53033872]

>>53033848
don't buy options on leveraged products they have shit liquidity and wide spreads

[Anonymous No.53033874]

>>53033672
Well now we know AI lies. It probably votes democrat.

[Anonymous No.53033877]

>>53033862
Clown market clown world bruh

[Anonymous No.53033879]

>>53033711
They don't sell oil.

[Anonymous No.53033882]

>>53033862

the p/e reaper is coming fag boy. See victims GME and TSLA. You think NVDA was going to stay at a 70 p/e into a recession? Cut the fat

[Anonymous No.53033885]

>>53033850
Oh spicy! Trying to rug pull everyone ey?

[Anonymous No.53033887]

>>53033854
I just hate stoners because they're annoying

[Anonymous No.53033890]

I'm not going to sit here and lie to you boys, I consider you too good of frens for that, I'm personally blaming this crash on jews and women

[Anonymous No.53033893]

>>53033711
They went up like 70% from October lows for literally no reason and now those gains have to be given back

[Anonymous No.53033895]

>>53033862
will you faggots stop seething about nvda already? it’s going down, it’s going down. suck it up and move on.

[Anonymous No.53033896]

PANW reaching gap fill territory. OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT. I have been waiting over a year for this moment.

[Anonymous No.53033898]

>>53033874
AIs can't vote (yet)

[Anonymous No.53033906]

>>53033882
>p/e
wait until you see AMZN. Lmao.

[Anonymous No.53033907]

>>53033862
spoken like a true gme bagholder

[Anonymous No.53033908]

>>53033887
they're genuinely insufferable

[Anonymous No.53033912]

>>53033887
Based same

[Anonymous No.53033913]

>>53033867
No they'll blame everyone else but themselves. Their broker, citadel, the SEC. I can see the 10 page unhinged essays now.

[Anonymous No.53033915]

> why nvda is dumping?

Kek baggies

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53033916]

>>53033874
you're probably intentionally trolling, and voted democrat because you wanted to see world war 3.

[Anonymous No.53033935]

>>53033913
i've been wondering if any of these retards are going to get violent, like shooting up a citadel office

[Anonymous No.53033938]

>>53033915
You literally have no rationale for why NVDA is down 12 fucking percent for the week on no relevant news. You'd think the companies were folding with losses like this but they generate billions in sales each quarter. It's absurd and you know it.

[Anonymous No.53033942]

>>53033935
>YFW holding GME now shows up on an ATF check

[Anonymous No.53033950]

>>53033885
Exactly. Like, we are not Japan. Tax receipts are maxed out as % of GDP, we're over 120% debt to GDP, and our top fiscal authorities are in their 70s and 80s.

[Anonymous No.53033954]

>>53033824
The notion of rate cuts for the remainder or this decade is ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.53033955]

>>53033938
It's not worth it
Bobos gonna euphoric
Then around Sunday evening they will seethe again

[Anonymous No.53033957]

>>53033938
Their current and expected profit did not justify the price. You should be asking how it climbed so high.

[Anonymous No.53033958]

>>53033942
kek

[Anonymous No.53033959]

>>53033938
cope

[Anonymous No.53033965]

Can someone make a retarded bullish post about $HAS so it breaks down below $55? I need reverse meme magic on this shitco. Not for puts, I just want to see it fail.

[Anonymous No.53033981]

>>53033938
Cope

[Anonymous No.53033986]

>>53033938
How about the fact that it’s grossly overvalued and the 40 series is a flop?

[Anonymous No.53033991]

>>53033954
i agree, and honestly i'm fine with them staying high, so long bond yields don't reach a new ath, and it's not like 7%+...dot plot sort of changed my bond play but i'm still long TMF for the valuation reversion to mean in equities.

[Anonymous No.53033996]

>>53033965
Why? Is this about that article covering toy-loving "kidults"?

[Anonymous No.53034002]

[Anonymous No.53034008]

>>53033938
They decided to be fabless faggots that rely on others to make their chips for them. INTC pulled themsleves up by their bootstraps and built their own fabs, that's why they're only down a half percent right now.

[Anonymous No.53034009]

>>53032852
People that smoke marijuana regularly are 6x more likely to become schizophrenic.
Just thought that was funny.

[Anonymous No.53034023]

>>53033872
she's cute

[Anonymous No.53034024]

>>53033938

i'll cover half my NVDA shorts at 135 stop fuckin crying

[Anonymous No.53034026]

>>53033872
>nose ring
disgusting

[Anonymous No.53034029]

>>53033938
>for the week
>no relevant news
It's the first trading day of the week bro. Half the country is on vacation and the other half was probably on vacation last week.
Maybe open your feed and check back on which semiconductor company released a dogshit quarterly report last Thursday. Maybe take a moment to consider what the cratering of forward projections across the entire industry means for your own stock.
I'm sorry your faith in the efficient market hypothesis isn't working out for you. Better luck next time.

[Anonymous No.53034037]

>>53033996
Nah, just the direction they took Wizards of the Coast after they acquired them. They ruined their long standing IPs in exchange for short term growth. I want the stock price murdered so they can be bought out and taken private again.

[Anonymous No.53034042]

my least favorite people are those that bitch about it going down with no news or reason

[Anonymous No.53034049]

>>53034023
..."her" arms are almost a hairy as mine

[Anonymous No.53034051]

Today...is a good day.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53034059]

WHY THE FUCK IS IT GOING DOWN WITH NO NEWS OR REASON!!!! I THOUGHT WE WERE HAVING A SANTA CLAUS RALLY!!!! I BOUGHT CALLS THINKING I GOT IT ON THE DIP, BUT IT KEEPS FUCKING DIPPING!!!!

[Anonymous No.53034063]

Over.

Sold.

[Anonymous No.53034064]

>>53034049
because she has dark hair. This kinda chick would fuck your brains out anon

[Anonymous No.53034066]

>>53033916
I would never do such a thing. Or maybe i did.
>this post was written by Ai

[Anonymous No.53034076]

>>53033872
I love Jewbs so much.

[Anonymous No.53034084]

>>53033938
Its overvalued mumu + their new rtx didnt sell well

[Anonymous No.53034095]

>>53034059
>no news, no news, no news
Why did it go up with no news, why did it go up with bad news

[Anonymous No.53034100]

>>53034084
Imagine thinking people are gonna pay a thousand bucks for a graphic card when they have no thousand dollar stimmy to waste.

[Anonymous No.53034111]

>>53034059
Thats why everytime i trade i inverse baggie . He bought calls , i shorted with a x50 leverage.

[Anonymous No.53034121]

treasury yields good
high yield bonds are starting to crash good
last is the DXY and VIX, which have been trading with each other. Only after the DXY/VIX spike can we consider buying some longs

[Anonymous No.53034126]

Welp, no trade setup is happening today. I think I'm going to take a nap. I did just beat an Indian man in chess who played bad moves and blundered a bishop on move 4 so it has been a productive morning.

[Anonymous No.53034151]

>>53034111
Is baggot not a performance art character of some kind? What sort of man would assume a persistent identity on an anonymous gambling forum?

[Anonymous No.53034154]

>>53034121
>high yield bonds are starting to crash good
Whoa, no kidding. JNK and HYG are getting heemed.

[Anonymous No.53034183]

>>53033938
>nooo there's no rationale why is it dumping where's the catalyst the market is wrong
no u. 4000 series a shit

[Anonymous No.53034202]

>>53032652
120 based solely on nothing

[Anonymous No.53034206]

I hate MM's so fucking much
>Buy 13$ put on MPW when it gigapumped
>It goes down
>market makers takes their blood tax 30% shitty fill cut of my profits

[Anonymous No.53034214]

Real talk don't the 4000 series need a 1kW PSU and have like a 600W TDP? Also, aren't they the size of an OG Xbox?

[Anonymous No.53034216]

>>53034151
He's just your run of the mill Jew anon.

[Anonymous No.53034240]

>>53034059
>I tried to predict the direction of something unpredictable
>why is it going in the other direction
the world wonders

[Anonymous No.53034241]

>>53032602
Volume is at the lowest in a year and the market is oversold.

[Anonymous No.53034255]

>>53034214
Yeah but it's worth having that top of the line card when running cutting edge programs like the Metaverse.

[Anonymous No.53034257]

>>53034154
>-1%
HYG and JNK are ridiculously overpriced and "junk bonds" still yield way too little.

[Anonymous No.53034280]

just remember it can (and will) get a lot worse soxl baggies

[Anonymous No.53034282]

>>53034049
To be fair my wife has hairy arms and bore me two strong hairy armed boys.

[Anonymous No.53034300]

>>53034064
You are wrong
Thats a fish if ive ever seen one

[Anonymous No.53034307]

>>53034240
Na it's predictable, fed hike stock down, fed cut stock up

[Anonymous No.53034310]

>>53034300
fish?

[Anonymous No.53034325]

>>53034151
Hes an attention whore first and foremost
Merely mentioning him unprompted gives his tiny wee wee an erection
Please do not encourage him

[Anonymous No.53034326]

>>53034300
I'd definitely have her dress up like pam from the office as role play

[Anonymous No.53034327]

>>53032652
$5.25

[Anonymous No.53034329]

>>53034257
1% is a heeming in bond land, yes. If you need to, look at the chart on some longer timeframes for context.

[Anonymous No.53034336]

Jerome is getting a team together for the next 6 months of market manipulation, here are the current members

>>53034282
does she have hairy nips
asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.53034337]

>>53034310
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lie%20there%20like%20a%20dead%20fish

[Anonymous No.53034339]

>>53034325
Yeah, you're right. Don't feed the bears and whatnot.

[Anonymous No.53034340]

Remember that time I told you about SAVA.

[Anonymous No.53034341]

>>53034257
The yield will be much more attractive when the zombiecos have to refinance at a higher rate to survive another 6 months.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53034348]

I may be losing money right now because the market is being wrong, but at least I got a big ass boner! Tomorrow we'll gap up and go. Santa still has some surprises for the good little boys and girls on wall street.

[Anonymous No.53034359]

>>53034336
Not hairy nips thankfully though I doubt that would have stopped me

[Anonymous No.53034373]

This trading sideways is pissing me off. FR FR FR FR FR FR FR

[Anonymous No.53034384]

Damn, the 3835 meme is real after all wtf.

[Anonymous No.53034389]

brb going to go shill LTC

[Anonymous No.53034392]

>>53034341
Rising yields and defaults will both work to destroy bond values, won't they?

It's an Alien vs. Predator market: whoever wins, we lose.

[Anonymous No.53034398]

>>53034359
I’m so glad we’re on a try before you buy system, unlike the old days.
>try hair, not buy hair

[Anonymous No.53034407]

>>53034341
Many two weeks we've been waiting for this to happen, though...
So far it seems that corporations have little or no trouble refinancing their debt at current yields.

[Anonymous No.53034421]

>>53034398
We didnt have sex till marriage but you are a fool if you dont inspect the goods beforehand
There wasnt a time in history that this wasnt true

[Anonymous No.53034450]

>last night most of /smg/ was doing backflips over barely green futures
The FBI should shut this place down for pure stupidity alone

[Anonymous No.53034452]

>>53034440
>>53034440
>>53034440
>>53034440

[Jealous No.53034458]

How did he get in here?

[Anonymous No.53034469]

>>53034032
>>53034032
>>53034032

NEW!

[Anonymous No.53034503]

>>53034384
The JPM collar expires Friday when that happens look out below 3600 by January 15th

[Anonymous No.53034549]

>>53034307
It's not a prediction if it happens simultaneously.

[Anonymous No.53035379]

>>53034469
Hahaha good one bro! Very original and unexpected troll.

[Anonymous No.53035457]

>>53033157
>complaining about forced viral marketing memes but not complaining about all the obnoxious tripfags in /smg/