/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.53031280]

China just bent the knee due to the protests and will stop with the COVID bullshit. Would it be a good idea to long China now?

[Anonymous No.53031376]

>>53031280
I have fought and won against gators far larger than that. Basically free money if you're not a retard or a pussy.

[Anonymous No.53031392]

>>53031280
China can't actually produce anything of value, no art, no heavy machinery, no non-paper mache buildings. About all they can make cheap plastic trinkets that need to be shipped by container ships with heavy fuel oil that pollutes more than every automobile on earth.

[Anonymous No.53031397]

>>53031280
That gator is tiny, the real danger is it disappearing into the weeds. You could just step on it.

[Anonymous No.53031406]

If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Spotemgottem, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.

[Anonymous No.53031414]

>>53031392
Mutt cope

[Anonymous No.53031415]

The CCP didn't bend the knee to the protesters. It is intentionally punishing the protesters by unleashing the virus in one massive plague with no preparation. I have friends in China. EVERYONE is sick. This is what they said "It's like a parent telling a child to turn down the volume on the TV because it is too loud and the child smashes the tv on the ground and says "THERE! That's what you wanted, now you have it!"

China is in a terrible mess right now. The people are super-pissed at the government and the economy is in shambles. I honestly wish it wasn't so for several reasons, but it is.

[Anonymous No.53031417]

>>53031280
I wouldn't mind fighting his skull for that money but I ain't fighting his ghost body Jackie Chan style in the woods.

[Anonymous No.53031422]

>>53031280
I'm not as worried about the gator as I'm about the actual stack of cash.
How the fuck are you supposed to pull out the wad of cash without it tearing up to shreds from gator's teeth?

[Anonymous No.53031429]

>>53031392
>sent via TSMC mobile device

[Anonymous No.53031467]

>>53031414
>American website
>American internet
>American servers
>American language

[Anonymous No.53031471]

>>53031429
>>53031414
CCP agents detected, Taiwan isn't a part of China and your status as 2nd in power is cemented by stealing technology from the West and destroying the environment.

[Anonymous No.53031560]

>>53031397
The gator doesn’t have a body, it’s a prop

[Anonymous No.53031623]

>>53031280
>that size
I would grab a smol flat boi by the tail and do a wesker power swing for even one of those bills.
They're not endangered anymore, and that's a stack of at least 50 bills, so $5K. That's enough to stab a dinosaur for.
A lizard small enough for bills to fill his mouth is worth killing, skinning, cooking, and eating.

[Anonymous No.53031970]

>>53031280

I want the lockdowns back. They were fun.

[Anonymous No.53032015]

>>53031280
The market seems to have switched to long China, but I don't see any reason to

[Anonymous No.53032029]

that’s an easy gator.
t. florida man

[Anonymous No.53032060]

>>53031392
>China can't actually produce anything of value, no art, no heavy machinery, no non-paper mache buildings

errm, it builds the fastest trains in the world. and space stations.

[Anonymous No.53032066]

>>53031471
>Taiwan isn't a part of China
holy fucking muttoid cope

[Anonymous No.53032073]

>>53032015
>0 days left
wtf did china collapse?

[Anonymous No.53032113]

>>53032015
>The market seems to have switched to long China, but I don't see any reason to

China is the future. the American empire is dying.

[Anonymous No.53032207]

>>53032113
nope, the evil empire is here to stay

[Anonymous No.53032256]

>>53031471
Hahahahah Taiwan is literally an chinese city, not even the taiwanese see it otherwise
The only people that think this way are jews and mutts
>>53031467
Because americans destroyed my country (germany)

[Anonymous No.53032283]

>>53032256
>His country tried to kill (((god chosen tribe)))
Nope, your country basically destroyed itself

[Anonymous No.53032303]

>>53031415
The CCP DID bend the knee because they are not a democrazy
In "authoritarian" states there are people actually taking responsibily and are constantly beding to the will of the people. While in western democrazy that is seen as populist while leaders never take responsibility which leads to our tyrannies

[Anonymous No.53032308]

>>53032207
We've really arrived in hell haven't we?

[Anonymous No.53032319]

>>53032283
That is the most defetist post i have ever seen .

[Anonymous No.53032342]

>>53031280
Its funny that chink protests actually did something.
When canadians did it trudeau doubled down and the media sang praise for him

[Anonymous No.53032359]

>>53031392
>noooo a country who went from farming pigs to building technology in 45 years is the worst

[Anonymous No.53032371]

Risk my life? Nigga, that thing might bite my arm but that's about it, you are a complete retard if you let one (1) crocodile or whatever that is kill you.

[Anonymous No.53032372]

Nah that gator earned that money fair and square, stealing it is nigger behavior

[Anonymous No.53032384]

>>53031280
stick or rock > gator

[Anonymous No.53032431]

>>53032342
see >>53032303

[Anonymous No.53032520]

>>53031422
trade it for a rotisserie chicken.

[Anonymous No.53032595]

>>53031280
China reopening will be the black swan everyone has been waiting for

[Anonymous No.53032617]

>>53031280
So easy to take that money honestly

[Anonymous No.53032780]

>>53032595
China reopening was *ALWAYS* going to happen, unless you think China keeping itself a giant prison with lockdowns ad inifintum, because that's the only alternative to reopening. This isn't a black swan, what is it with crypto idiots using (very simple, honestly) terms they don't understand

[Anonymous No.53033382]

>>53031397
>weeds
A jamaican gator, I guess

[Anonymous No.53033413]

>>53031280
It's never smart to invest in Chinese companies, but instead in foreign companies that rely on Chinese labour.

[Anonymous No.53033453]

>>53031280
ive beaten the shit out of larger here in florida. just get a metal bat or something long and heavy

[Anonymous No.53033700]

>>53031280
Easiest fucking bet of your life. Literally just lay.a boot on his fucking face and pull it out. Their muscles are good for snapping down but suck ass at pulling up.

[Anonymous No.53034678]

>>53031280