/smg/ Sheep Market General

[Anonymous No.53031115]

Sheep is a pejorative term for an investor who lacks discipline and whose trading strategy is unfocused and predicated on the suggestions of others, like friends, family, and purported financial gurus. Rather than following their own research and due diligence, a sheep mindlessly follows the herd, chasing trends and making uninformed trades.

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/parody:Blue+Archive
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for fed pivoters
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Previous
>>53030131

[Anonymous No.53031226]

>>53031115
early bake fag

[Anonymous No.53031231]

WHOA BLACK BETTY

[Anonymous No.53031239]

TSLA 113 diamond bottom

[Anonymous No.53031252]

I for one welcome the early bakes. Volume dries up around 280-290 as anons try and time the thread migration.

[Anonymous No.53031253]

EVERYBODY SHUT UP

[Anonymous No.53031256]

up 10k trading emini today

[Anonymous No.53031274]

I was a bear in the other thread, but I bought spy calls this morning

[Anonymous No.53031275]

>Musk

[Anonymous No.53031281]

what cocksucking retard is buying amd right now

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53031289]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE SANTA RALLY!!!! I SWEAR TO G_D THESE FUCKING FAGGOTS WITH THEIR VICTIMHOOD WAR ON CHRISTMAS NEED TO GO TO FUCKING IRAN AND GET FUCKED BY SOME GOAT FUCKER!!!!

[Anonymous No.53031292]

HYPERCRAB

[Anonymous No.53031296]

FUCK bull faggots
FUCK semiconductor dick suckers
FUCK reddit stocks
FUCK meme stocks
FUCK NVDA

[Anonymous No.53031295]

tesla deserves to crash and burn, much like their meme chinkmade cars do

[Anonymous No.53031298]

holy shit fuck off with the crabbing

[Jealous No.53031299]

Seven days is up again tomorrow if it wasn't up today. It doesn't seem like anything is happening.

[Anonymous No.53031301]

If you didn't load up on that TSLA bottom... now there's still chance

[Anonymous No.53031304]

TSLABROS NOT LIKE THIS WE WERE SUPPOSED TO OCCUPY MARS!!!

[Anonymous No.53031312]

>>53031296
based

[Anonymous No.53031313]

>>53031295
>id is MR PEE

[Anonymous No.53031317]

Is uranium the weed of the energy sector?

>two more weeks

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53031329]

>>53031301
WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO TSLA WHEN THE CHINKS INVADE TAIWAN AND WE HAVE TO SEND OUR BRAVEST TO GO GET BLOWN UP BY CHINKS?

[Anonymous No.53031337]

Why out of all the stocks does it have to be TSLA everyone gangs up on. It's not fucking fair.

[Anonymous No.53031336]

>>53031329
chinks blow themselves up all the time just driving down the street, they'd be fucking awful in war

[Anonymous No.53031344]

Did you guys find my money yet? it was supposed to be FDIC insured

[Anonymous No.53031348]

>>53031337
because it's the shit stock that everyone did the opposite to during the bull market

[Anonymous No.53031351]

lol TSLA baggies

[Anonymous No.53031360]

>>53031337
Go anti-woke, go broke

[Anonymous No.53031364]

>>53031289

WTI oil is back over 80, that's a Christmas rally to me

[Anonymous No.53031369]

stop posting early, cunt

[Anonymous No.53031373]

>>53031313
bullish

[Anonymous No.53031398]

>>53031312
that's a man

[Anonymous No.53031402]

>>53031252
>Time in thread beats timing the thread

[Anonymous No.53031407]

TSLASISSIES... IT'S OVER...
https://archive.vn/U5cw5

[Anonymous No.53031409]

>>53031313
Checked

[Anonymous No.53031425]

2023 is the year of commodities. Oil to $200+.

[Anonymous No.53031436]

>To be sure, Tesla has far more vehicles equipped with driver-assist systems than the competition — an estimated 1 million, Ogan said, about 10 times as many as Ford. All else equal, that would imply Tesla ought to have a NHTSA-reported crash total of 70 since last summer to be comparable with Ford’s rate. Instead, Tesla reported 516 crashes.
Bullish for F?

[Anonymous No.53031441]

>>53031274
>SPY instead of DE
NGMI

[Anonymous No.53031444]

Should I buy Tesla

[Anonymous No.53031455]

>>53031436
turns out tesla doesn't magically have better engineers than every single other automobile manufacturer worldwide

[Anonymous No.53031457]

>>53031289
gold, silver and platinum are rallying

[Anonymous No.53031461]

>>53031425
Oil will probably come back down pretty hard when the layoffs and stuff really start. It might not but the odds heavily favor it

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53031474]

>>53031455
they got a swift talking african american snake oil salesman and use the chinks for their labor and basically the company is fucked.

[Anonymous No.53031484]

>>53031461
Never trust jews.

[Anonymous No.53031485]

>>53031436
Only fags rely on driving assistance features. The problem is Tesla customer base is fags.

[Anonymous No.53031490]

>>53031252
>Volume dries up around 280-290 as anons try and time the thread migration.
It just feels that way because the first posts in a new thread are almost exclusively shitposts

[Anonymous No.53031494]

>>53031455
They're currently doing worse, so they're worse.

[Anonymous No.53031498]

>>53031484
You can't trust middle easterners period. They like to act like they're different but they're all the same.

[Anonymous No.53031499]

>>53031448

[Anonymous No.53031512]

intel bros i am feeling good again

[Anonymous No.53031513]

>>53031461
You're overlooking China fully re-opening in a few weeks in time for the Chinese new year. Layoffs outside of tech industry won't happen in a big way for at least another 12-16 months, personal and corporate loan delinquency rate is still extremely low. Everyone was predicting a major recession and layoffs in 1999, but then the Dot Com parabolic blow off top occurred and faggots missed out.

[Anonymous No.53031517]

PPA chads we literally cannot stop winning

[Anonymous No.53031520]

>went from +$200 today to -$500 and ended up with +$8 before the morning session ended

i highly recommend day trading. better than any video game you've ever played. an emotional rollercoaster. the key is to gamble with enough to make it interesting, but not enough where if you have a bad day you'll be fucked. $1k is not a lot to me. you could do the same exact thing with 1/10th the shares, so you'd be up $20 and then down $50 and then end up the day up $0.80, but the emotions are the same. if you're poor just do it with less money.

If you can't afford $25k then you can still day trade with a cash account, it's just that you can only go long since you have no margin. i still say that if you can't afford at least $30k in your brokerage account, you have no business in the stock market in the first place, but you do you booboo

[Anonymous No.53031521]

>>53031512
>p/e ratio anon was right

[Anonymous No.53031532]

>>53031499
buying power isnt the same as cash. assuming you have a margin account, that's how much margin they'll let you use.

[Anonymous No.53031533]

>>53031512
sp at 26 isn't bad for an entry going into a long-term position

[Anonymous No.53031546]

>>53031521
what porn is this from? i refuse to believe this is just a normal interaction.

[Anonymous No.53031554]

>>53031520
THAT'S HOW I LIVE
IF YOU'RE NOT DAYTRADING YOU'RE GAYTRADING

[Anonymous No.53031555]

>>53031533
i wrote puts expiring february so im not really that invested in it. only 4 contracts.

[Anonymous No.53031558]

What happened to the dollar milkshake?

[Anonymous No.53031557]

>>53031546
its from a gaijin just vlogging in japan
assuming they know each other because filming someone's face like that is a quick way to have everyone hate you

[Anonymous No.53031566]

>>53031546
its so fucking fake
look at how she's carrying a fucking hand spray
people really carry those around on trains

[Anonymous No.53031572]

>>53031555
weekly looks like there's some opportunity for a run to 30

[Anonymous No.53031576]

>GME is back to $19.20
so much for the $20 and $19.50 floor

[Anonymous No.53031577]

>>53031532
I thought just any uninvested cash in my account would earn 4%. I don't have a margin account and don't really know what that is. I'll have to do a support ticket to see if I can figure it out better

[Anonymous No.53031579]

how's the volume today?

[Anonymous No.53031581]

>>53031558
2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.53031586]

>>53031576
>physical vidya is dead and nft pajeet scams
it's 19 dollars too high still

[Anonymous No.53031588]

>>53031554
Based. I don't even do anything particularly esoteric, just two EMA's and a momentum indicator.

[Anonymous No.53031591]

>>53031576
love seeing reddit lose

[Anonymous No.53031599]

>>53031115
>Elon might kill himself before new years
He literally did this to himself. Biggest retard on earth.

[Anonymous No.53031600]

>>53031577
you can buy a short term bond ETF like $BIL and basically earn the same amount

[Anonymous No.53031604]

>>53031577
it depends on the brocker
fidelity's is 3.33% and robinhood I think just says 2% always

[Anonymous No.53031614]

>>53031591
>>53031586
the company bled through half its cash reserves in less than a year and still can't turn a profit
i swear /gme/ is the 'Q' of /biz/
>"Two more weeks! Then those hedgefunds will get squeezed again!"
>where do you see the data to support this?
>"SHILL!"

[Anonymous No.53031615]

>>53031557
well im gonna masturbate to it as though it's real and with a stranger, anyways. the power of imagination, amirite, guys?!

im so fucking lonely...

[Anonymous No.53031634]

>>53031572
looks to me like there's an opportunity for it to break the floor and continue down to 20.

[Anonymous No.53031635]

>>53031615
If it helps there is a good chance its real because japanese business women are usually too assertive for japanese males and will jump on white men who visit because they don't have to fear scaring away an herbivore man

you gotta actually look like a chad though, no one is touching otaku weebs

[Anonymous No.53031637]

nasdaq will never be green again

[Anonymous No.53031638]

>>53031615
I'm upset because the joke shows a gross ignorance of ant biology

am I autistic

[Anonymous No.53031640]

>intelchuds are posting again
Here are your price targets. Buy at $20, and if it goes lower buy at $13.

[Anonymous No.53031645]

>>53031115
i feel personally attacked by this edition

[Anonymous No.53031646]

>>53031614
it's going the way of blockbuster, there's just no need for it anymore, and in terms of consooming there aren't many physical (board/table) games which are that in demand anymore, and if there are then the internet is where it's at
>>53031634
keep an eye on the weekly, it's showing a higher low at the moment and the bollinger is tightening, a move to 30 is quite likely, but that could be where it gets rejected back down if it fails to break above that sma

[Anonymous No.53031650]

Santa Tongue my Rally.
What happened to SARK? Why did cathie woods crash that etf?

[Anonymous No.53031655]

>>53031591
i lost all this money over the next couple of months making dumb bets with too much money, learned a lot from it. but man was that a wild fucking ride back in the day. i literally sold the top (in the premarket after i heard the news of robinhood shutting down the ability to buy, but not to sell), it's one of those trades i'll remember for the rest of my life. 500% in 2 days.

[Anonymous No.53031665]

>>53031115
Buy apple you fools

[Anonymous No.53031669]

>>53031655
i'll never understand the retards like you that make decent money on blatant luck but then gamble it all away and failing to realise that you could've just held it and played things safe

[Anonymous No.53031676]

>>53031635
>you gotta actually look like a chad though

yes anon i know i've been around women before. this is a human universal.

[Anonymous No.53031681]

why the fuck is TGT going up

[Anonymous No.53031683]

>>53031646
Its big problem is that it can't turn a profit. Even after the CEO's restructuring efforts, and the NFT crypto dumbassery, it is losing money hand over fist.

At the rate they are going they have until spring or summer before they start pulling a BBBY and selling junk bonds.

[Anonymous No.53031687]

>>53031599
i hate cucklon but why would he kill himself?

[queefcollector69420 No.53031688]

>>53031638

ANTS MUST HAVE THE RIGHT TO IDENTIFY AS COBRA ATTACK HELICOPTERS!!000 triggered_wojack.jpg

also everybody short the shit out of META now.

[Anonymous No.53031695]

Where's that image saying SOXL will be at like $300 in a year or two? What are the actual chances of that?

[Anonymous No.53031700]

>>53031665
>Buy

[Anonymous No.53031702]

>>53031688
the queen mates with one male, once, and produces eggs for the rest of her life

[Anonymous No.53031708]

>>53031695
Maybe after the reverse split lol

[Anonymous No.53031709]

>>53031695
SOXL was just nVidea with extra steps

[Anonymous No.53031710]

>>53031676
this comic was 100% made by an incel

[Anonymous No.53031711]

4th consecutive month of M/M declines after 15 straight years of increases and everybody is already screaming for central bank intervention

turns out that all the "experts" have no strategy except let number go up on its own

[Anonymous No.53031715]

>>53031681
to fuck you specifically
nothing personal

[Anonymous No.53031718]

>>53031650
SARK paid out a $13 special dividend

[Anonymous No.53031719]

>Lumber going even higher
>without me

[Anonymous No.53031724]

I bought 1 TSLA. Ill buy another at 93

[Anonymous No.53031727]

I know for a fact there are people in this thread right now who bought PLTR @ $20.

[Anonymous No.53031737]

>>53031708
>>53031709
I should have said inb4 faggot bandwagoning bears provide a dozen non-answers

[Anonymous No.53031743]

>>53031521
Cute. Does stuff like that really happen to Chads, bros? Must be nice

[Anonymous No.53031745]

>SOXL

[Anonymous No.53031746]

>>53031615
>>53031457
Based

[Jealous No.53031752]

I'm hodling some USD in Russia right now. I think I stand to make some pretty nice gains if this currency devalues some more. If it gets to 80, I will recoup my $3700 statutory loss because I probably would have converted all the money around 64.5.

How parabolic will it go is on one question. Another is whether or not I'm forcing this fit onto a crab chart.

[Anonymous No.53031755]

>>53031614
some can accept defeat on a losing trade, or on a losing electoral candidate. some however have too much pride and just rabbit hole into delusion ignoring the object truth.

[Anonymous No.53031761]

>>53031646
>the weekly

anon, i make trades that last seconds sometimes. also intel deserves to go to $0 for it's diversity hiring woke ESG bullshit. do what you want, but until that changes i'll be forever bearish on them. AMD is the real play.

[Anonymous No.53031767]

DONT ASK ME WHAT MY DAMAGE IS

I spent fucking 2 months analyzing this oil and gas situation in conjunction with the stock market. I see passed all the shills and jim Cramer who tried to convince me to sell before the pump. Oil is the only way out bros.

OIL IS THE ONLY WAY OUT

[Anonymous No.53031771]

2023 will be a good year
>disabled options trading
>will DCA into JEPI/VOO
>will keep cash in money market fund earning 3%

life is good

[Anonymous No.53031774]

>>53031737
Do you understand how inverse leveraged ETF's work ?
Semi companies wont make new ATH's for years, if ever
I work in that industry
The coming pullback will obliterate SOXL and then it will reverse split

[Anonymous No.53031773]

>>53031761
>i make trades that last seconds sometimes

[queefcollector69420 No.53031778]

>>53031702

your post is literally a hate crime. JANNIEZZZZZZZZZZZZ *SNIF*

I need META below 100 by mid january, you slobs.

[Anonymous No.53031786]

>>53031710

[Anonymous No.53031790]

>>53031767
You'll do well. Wait for the parabolic blow off top to start forming before you scale out while faggots pile in to buy the top.

[Anonymous No.53031796]

>>53031461
Thats not true jew boy. I fucking researched shit. Thats not how that happens. I read and did research. The fucking news is bullshitting everyone.

[Anonymous No.53031806]

>>53031520
Pattern Daytrading taxes suck the fun out of it.

[Anonymous No.53031808]

this is weird, robinhood says they're not accepting new cash accounts? then why are they advertising the 4% to everyone if they don't even qualify?
https://robinhood.com/us/en/support/articles/difference-between-cm-and-spending-account/

[Anonymous No.53031809]

Guys dont worry they Funded my CD
see you next Xmas when i come brag about my free 4000

[Anonymous No.53031814]

>>53031296

[Anonymous No.53031816]

At this rate I'm starting to think TSLA hits 100 on Thursday

[queefcollector69420 No.53031817]

>>53031796

The top brokers were saying oil would go to $200 back in July. That was the bullshit.

[Anonymous No.53031829]

>>53031669
hard to explain if you haven't experienced it yourself before. you make $50k in 2 days and you get a high that is incomparable to anything else you may have experienced. especially during the meme mania where stocks were mooning all the time. you think to yourself "if i could turn $10k into $50k, why couldn't i turn $50k into $250k?" you lose $5k here or $10k there and you think "oh im still up X amount, no big deal!" you think you're a god, until reality slaps you in the face with it's dick.

like i said, i learned a lot. lessons that will make me money for the rest of my life, for decades. well worth the price of admission imho. i'll tell you this at least: if i ever get that lucky again, i won't fuck it up the next time. on the flip side of the feeling like a god, losing it all makes you feel damn near suicidally depressed. luckily im smart and worked my way through it, but a lesser man might not have done so well. also i have a great do-nothing high-paying tech job that is recession proof (it's in a boring area of expertise that no one wants to do, but i like boring shit because it means i can do shit like day trade on my phone at work). not everyone is so lucky as i am.

[Anonymous No.53031830]

>>53031774
>The coming pullback!!!!
Jesus fucking CHRIST you cannot be serious with this doombear bullshit after an entire year of relentless selling. Nothing is more absurd to me than this attitude.

[Anonymous No.53031831]

>>53031806
>Pattern Daytrading taxes
lmaoing @ Amerigoyim, you really get milked at every turn.

[Anonymous No.53031836]

so black we buy, then after exdiv red we sell and hop into black again to wheel dividends, no drip hoard the cash and actively underperform jepi still

[Anonymous No.53031841]

think im just going to close my robinhood account over this

[Anonymous No.53031845]

kek it's like that anon said in the other thread
TITANIUM SUPPORT AT 380
FUCK YOU BOBOS

[Anonymous No.53031847]

>>53031830
Go all in on SOXL then
Until infinite QE returns, stocks will continue to trend downward
A 'soft landing', if you will

[Anonymous No.53031858]

Tesla adamantium bottom at 111

[Anonymous No.53031859]

>>53031700
I mean it will probably drop more but will be tough to time it's bottom. I'd never thought I'd see apple this cheap again

[Anonymous No.53031863]

SARK giving out a dividend kek. Thanks Cathie

[Anonymous No.53031879]

>>53031806
Literally what are you talking about. The only thing you get taxed on for day trading is short term cap gains. Which means your gains just get counted as normal income on top of your salary and taxed at the same rate as whatever bracket you’re in. There’s no fucking “pattern day trader” taxes. I swear none of you idiots even look into this shit. Such a god damn Reddit moment regurgitating shit you read but don’t even bother to confirm

[Anonymous No.53031886]

>>53031863
are people actually holding this long term instead of swing/day trading?

[Anonymous No.53031889]

>>53031790
Imma tell ya something fuckers. That No one else has. 200$-300$ is possible only if a pipeline gets blown up by the US.

[Anonymous No.53031890]

>>53031863
Loaded up on more SARK today, merry Christmas Cathie

[Jealous No.53031892]

>>53031816

You can see Tesla stock really took off when I moved to that apartment in Dunwoody where they started stealing my semen on an industrial scale to sell it through Tesla. I moved there after Helene kicked me out of the condo I was renting from her when I could no longer pay rent after she got me fired from my job at Georgia Tech by telling sick and malicious lies about me. This issue of my semen being Tesla's real cash cow is why Tesla had like 3 or 4 general counsels quit in one year: they found out what Tesla's real business model is and got out of there, ASAP. All of those billions Elon is reaping off his stock come from selling my stolen semen. That's also why Tesla encountered "surprise Model 3 production delays" due to "certain parts being made by hand" when I became homeless in 2017: they could no longer suck the scum out of the drain in my sink and it fucked up their business model. Also, the reason Tesla started charging more for "black paint" after I started to grow my hair out is because they were selling GM-ed black haired babies grown from my stolen semen for a premium.

>Behind Tesla's Production Delays: Parts of Model 3 Were Being Made by Hand
https://www.wsj.com/articles/behind-teslas-production-delays-parts-of-model-3-were-being-made-by-hand-1507321057

>Tesla has lost its top lawyer for the third time in the past year
https://www.businessinsider.com/tesla-loses-third-general-counsel-in-past-year-report-2019-12

>Tesla's black paint just got $1,000 more expensive
https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/19/tech/tesla-black-paint/index.html

[Anonymous No.53031893]

>>53031829
i've experienced fast gains many times, but i always realise that fast gains are mostly pure luck and that the chances of it happening again are incredibly slim

then comes more risk awareness, if you want to gamble, you don't fucking touch your gains, you throw in 2% and that's that, gains get stored somewhere moderately safe and long-term

[Anonymous No.53031903]

>>53031831
See >>53031879
dude is just retarded, there’s no such thing as “pattern day trader” taxes

[Anonymous No.53031909]

>>53031817
Those fuckers are assholes. I am tired of those lying fucks on cnbc and Bloomberg. They literally tried to fuck with people.

[queefcollector69420 No.53031910]

>>53031830

Bruh, you are emotionally invested in a position and that is gonna get u heemt. Market makers ALWAYS do one last curb stomp before a pivot. They also have a history of sacrificing a hedge fund or two to slurp up some mad deals... like that dumb bitch who keeps buying tops.

[Anonymous No.53031911]

I am accumulating EBAY, KR, and NTDOY. Any other non-boomer dividend stocks with room for growth I should look at?

[Anonymous No.53031913]

>>53031886
Sell when it is in the 60s buy when it is in the 50s

[Anonymous No.53031914]

>>53031886
i've held all year i still have bearish outlook on 2023, why not hold? didn't take profit at 105% not gonna take it now on 60% especially if the tuttles are handing out divvie

[Anonymous No.53031917]

EHAB 600mil marketcap and hedgefollow says 470mil is owned by hedge funds and insiders, with lots of buying in Q3 and almost no selling. Chart bottomed out and only one analysis on seekingalpha (aka not shilled to public yet).

This one seems ready to explode. Anons, what am I missing here?

[Anonymous No.53031931]

>>53031911
OXY

[Anonymous No.53031936]

>>53031914
Gib haunted pussy.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53031942]

Why aren't (((they))) letting us have our Santa Rally????

[Anonymous No.53031943]

>>53031773
first time seeing tick charts, newfriend?

[Anonymous No.53031946]

>>53031931
Oxy is ganna rock hard. Soon.

[Anonymous No.53031948]

its kind of surreal seeing gas prices near me being back down to $2.83

[Anonymous No.53031953]

>>53031948
You're welcome, Jack.

[Anonymous No.53031960]

>>53031942
Im telling yall. The only way to get the rally is thru oil. Shit is being covered up about all. Oil has sooo much friction now and joe biden stopped dumping. He is now trying to refill the oil reserves which is putting buying pressure back on oil.

[Anonymous No.53031963]

>>53031911
BAM is pretty cheap (BX too). But BAM recently spun off and lots of people arent even aware of the upcoming dividend theyre going to pay, like its not showing yet on Yahoo finance where the boomers look

[Anonymous No.53031965]

>>53031917
>with lots of buying in Q3
>and almost no selling

[Anonymous No.53031966]

i miss big poompa days, when it would gap up .5% or so then pump till 11, sell off, and then rally for the rest of the day and close at the highs. can we have one of those days again soon?

[Anonymous No.53031969]

>>53031911
CSCO, also MMM but that's more boomer but their stock price has been hammered the last few years.

[Anonymous No.53031973]

>>53031946
It sure is mate. Can't wait. Oil stock charts look insanely bullish rn

[Anonymous No.53031987]

>>53031936
she's perfect.

[Anonymous No.53031988]

>>53031966
Kek

[Anonymous No.53031990]

>>53031966
we still have those, just buy inverse etf's

[Anonymous No.53031993]

>>53031407
>2020
shills are getting desperate

[Anonymous No.53031998]

>>53031903
What if they require you to keep a sum of money in a 0% paying account?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53032000]

>>53031960
>buying oil into a fucking recession
ishygddt

[Anonymous No.53032004]

>>53031960
AND China reopening AND summer contracts starting

[Anonymous No.53032005]

>>53031903
I wanted it to be true

[Anonymous No.53032011]

>>53031948
>>53031953
D E M A N D
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[Anonymous No.53032014]

I shorted s&p500 again with a x50 leverage. Wish me luck.

[Anonymous No.53032022]

>>53031942
Baggot what did you buy your gookfu for Christmas?

[Anonymous No.53032023]

>>53032011
Thank you JPOW for this gift of cheap Apple

[Anonymous No.53032024]

>>53032014
my pussy ass broker only does x20

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53032025]

>>53032022
leg irons

[Anonymous No.53032028]

>>53031973
Imma pull this out right now. Biden just asking for 3 million barrels is pushing the price to 80$ a barrel. Think about that for a moment. There is soo much friction that Biden just asking shot it up. Biden has to refill 300 million barrels of oil to get it back to where it was.
https://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/3778192-biden-administration-to-buy-3-million-barrels-of-oil-to-replenish-reserves/

[Anonymous No.53032032]

>>53032014
ah, i was wondering where the santa rally was gonna come from. thanks for your sacrifice, anon.

[Anonymous No.53032033]

>>53032023
We're going to 100 buddy

[Anonymous No.53032034]

>>53032011
Now I want a financial education (like Schoolhouse Rock) metal band called Demand Destruction.

[Anonymous No.53032042]

>>53032000
There is no recession, not now not in the next few quarters. Look at the Fed loan delinquency data. Wake me up when it gets to 2.5.

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/DRCLACBS

[Anonymous No.53032044]

huh, turns out the dick poster is a gme baggie >>53031856

[Anonymous No.53032045]

>>53032000
The recession thing is BULLSHIT. i fucking did the research. IT IS BULLSHIT. go look at oil in 08. It is BULLSHIT LIES.

[Anonymous No.53032049]

>>53031886
It's down every day for quite some time, even on days that are green for spy

[Anonymous No.53032051]

What do?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53032052]

>>53032028
>releases 1 million barrels a day for 6 months
>buys 3 million barrels
lmao, these people are so fucking incompetent it's fucking amazing

[Anonymous No.53032054]

>>53031969
ooo nice thanks these both look good

[Anonymous No.53032053]

>>53032011
what's the demand destruction play? i know it's a short but what sector?

[Anonymous No.53032059]

anybody looking at 10 year treasuries. Wanna buy 3k in calls but dont wanna get ran over by yields if they go into retard rally mode again

[Anonymous No.53032063]

MRNA put gang, report in

[Anonymous No.53032064]

>>53032025
Kek probably for the best. She's been trying to escape you for years.

[Anonymous No.53032070]

>>53032051
JEPI next time it goes red

[Anonymous No.53032077]

you guys just aren't "in the know", that's why you are losing money
https://youtu.be/KuU2CoUhBuk

[Anonymous No.53032078]

>>53031745
>SOXL
Hello? What's a good price to buy in on this garbage ticker?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53032084]

>>53032064
filtered

[Anonymous No.53032095]

>>53032052
Exactly! They're trying to cover up their fucking shit. Trying to buy up as much as they can right now. People see this and they are using their fucking media pawns to lie to everyone while the biden Administration try to get oil on the cheap.

[Anonymous No.53032099]

>>53032063
Reporting in for more blood clot death shot.

[Anonymous No.53032100]

>>53032028
>million barrels is pushing the price to 80$ a barrel. Think about that for a moment. There is soo much friction th
but why does he need to get it back to where it was? The army has its own reserve and we can just stop exporting oil, right?

[Anonymous No.53032105]

>>53032078
Bears will unironically tell you that it's going to crash to $2 and then reverse split, even after over a year of relentless selling when the companies generate billions every quarter. Tell me which position is more irrational at this point.

[Anonymous No.53032106]

>>53032078
6.2$

[Anonymous No.53032115]

>>53032033
Even better, I'll buy more when we get there

[Anonymous No.53032133]

>>53032052
They need to set in a production floor to incentivize shale production while simultaneously lowering it to benefit the consumer. They are threading a dangerous needle.

[Anonymous No.53032139]

>>53032105
cope

[Anonymous No.53032142]

Is there an VOO/VTI equivalent for eurofags?

[Anonymous No.53032144]

>>53032100
2024 election.

[Anonymous No.53032146]

>>53032115
I'm concerned it'll see a decade of multiple compression, sort of similar to Microsoft after the dot-com bubble.

[Anonymous No.53032149]

>>53032142
VWCE

[Anonymous No.53032150]

>>53032142
semen ration futures

[Anonymous No.53032151]

>>53032051
many SPX companies bonds return over 5%
basically guaranteed, good until you know what you're doing
read buffett partnership letters

[Anonymous No.53032155]

>>53032099
Oh don't forget this one! Totally normal.

[Anonymous No.53032163]

>>53032105
You don't understand how inverse leveraged ETF's work
Enjoy getting HEEM'd

[Anonymous No.53032165]

>>53032051
depends on what you want to do with it, looking for safety 70%voo 29% schd 1% sqqq, looking to lose it all get options enabled and start playing.

[Anonymous No.53032168]

>>53032149
thanks, this might be it.

[Anonymous No.53032170]

Pepperidge Farm remembers

[Anonymous No.53032174]

>Hey guys it doesn't really make sense for the entire semiconductor sector to sell off every day for a year when the companies generate billions of dollars in sales every quarter, does it??
>HURRR DURRR IT'S GOING LOWER
Bears are fucking obnoxious at this point

[Anonymous No.53032175]

Any Bogleheads here? I’m trying to decide if I should keep buying VOO in regular increments or just wait a few months and buy short-term bonds in the meantime. I know Bogleheads hate timing the market.

[Anonymous No.53032185]

>>53032163
...Are you fucking retarded or do you just not know what SOXL is?

[Anonymous No.53032189]

>>53031351
What does mating press have to do with TSLA?

[Anonymous No.53032193]

>kept shorting spy instead of nasd-ack

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53032199]

>>53032189
tsla holders getting fucked

[Anonymous No.53032203]

>>53032185
CHOP CHOP CHOP

[Anonymous No.53032206]

>>53032054
No prob anon. I'm on the Ebay train too, adding a little to the stack every time it slides below $40. I want that TCGplayer exposure, Ebay got them for dirt cheap in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.53032212]

>>53032199
baggot you are a dumb fucking heeb aren't you
how are you bearish at this point

[Anonymous No.53032213]

Man I should have bought the TSLA 110p at 9:30, I focused on BABA instead.

[Anonymous No.53032217]

>>53031351
this has to be a troll account

[Anonymous No.53032225]

>>53032174
>what are PE ratios
I work in the Semi Tool industry and 2023 is pulling back considerably even with the CHIPS act
>>53032185
My bad, accidentally typed inverse leveraged instead of just leveraged
Doesn't change the point though
Returning to 2019 levels, even slowly, will lead SOXL to a reverse split

[Anonymous No.53032239]

>>53032170
>cutting losses
>on a whole collection of companies
>ever
Don't understand some people, I got to -65% on my SPXL and didn't sell.

[Anonymous No.53032244]

>>53031351
Niggas really have 7 figures in TSLA, but use Robinhood and don't charge they phone.

[Anonymous No.53032246]

>>53032144
No one cares, they’re going to cheat anyways

[Anonymous No.53032253]

>>53032217
its not. its some piece of shit who makes a living scalping and reselling shoes. so I guess it couldn't have happened to a more deserving person. these screenshots were made a month or two ago so he's probably down to less that 100k now

[Anonymous No.53032266]

>>53032175
My protocol says to be at most 74% equity right now, fwiw.
>I visit boglehead forums to laugh at those retards. They don’t know anything about investing, but in the personal finance area you can clip some coupons and such. That’s their level.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53032267]

>>53032212
TSLA has another at least another 50% to shed from here

[Anonymous No.53032268]

>>53032246
not very patriotic of you

[Anonymous No.53032269]

>>53032174
>revenue falls by an eighth
>still falling all year
>sluts for debt
>cost of debt has doubled this year

[Anonymous No.53032271]

>>53032032
up 10% . The santa is already gone baggie.

[Anonymous No.53032272]

my gains grow stronger for each additional soul claimed by the icy wastes, such was the sacrifice to be made for gains of this magnitude.
godspeed to those unfortunate souls who may find themselves face to face with the lord of the ice. For my portfolio still has a hunger within it! Alas it has such a voracious appetite akin to the consumption of fuels and energy that mere mortals require to survive in such cold conditions.
We pray for snow. We pray that it will fall grandly upon the houses and streets. We pray that it will hinder the morning sun and fly in the wind. We pray that it will bring dread to all who see it, and remind us of You, O great Ice King

[Anonymous No.53032292]

>>53031351
Serious question, what do you even do at that point?

You are down 1.2 million and there's zero chance that the stock will go back to even half of its previous value.

what do?

[Anonymous No.53032296]

So the last week of the year is just more crabbing huh...this is all we will get to look forward to until everyone finally gives up and capitulates huh...

[Anonymous No.53032307]

>>53032292
Cut your losses, stop pretending that you're rich, and make money the slow way like the rest of us schmucks.

[Anonymous No.53032312]

>>53032253
Idk man looks like an obvious troll to me.

[Jealous No.53032313]

>Russian finance minister talking about 80RUB per USD

[Anonymous No.53032322]

>>53032292
go to bagholder Valhalla

[Anonymous No.53032323]

>>53032296
rates are still going up, Fed is taking a steamy balance sheet dump on everyone's chest
more of the same until they aren't
Jerome is saving us, tell him thank you

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53032328]

>>53032246
meanwhile the fbi was colluding with big tech, as demonstrated by the twitter files, to take away our rights and turn our sacred republic into a banana republic.

[Anonymous No.53032330]

>>53032225
So you legitimately think that 14 months of red for most of these companies hasn't exhausted the number of sellers? That's kind of an absurd assertion

>>53032266
>>53032175
I've been buying a bit of SOXL, UPRO and BULZ on shitty red days all year and just crossing my fingers. The man himself did say that you should be fine even if you hit -70%, as long as you have someone to bail you out.

[Anonymous No.53032334]

>>53032292
Sell on a dead cat bounce and find a better play.

[Anonymous No.53032344]

>>53032174

NVDA is going to 100, bitch boy

[Anonymous No.53032353]

SOXL gonna dump to 7.64 and then start crawling back up to 10 before CHOP

[Anonymous No.53032354]

>>53032296
3 more weeks of crabbing so it's 2 years of no progress on the S&P.

[Anonymous No.53032363]

>>53032292
i would probably become an alcoholic/meth fiend. i don't think i'd be able to deal with bags that heavy while sober.

[Anonymous No.53032365]

>>53032330
CHOP CHOP CHOP

[Anonymous No.53032397]

If you think this is crabbing check BTC, it's quite literally horizontal since November kek. Liquidity finally gone?

[Anonymous No.53032412]

>>53032323
they're only going to hike 0.25% more and stop and the market is immediately going to go to the moon

[Anonymous No.53032413]

>FED BIDS FOR 2-YEAR NOTES TOTAL ZERO
huh.. is this boolish?

[Anonymous No.53032414]

Which broker is offering the best yields on cash sweep money funds? Just realized I've been fucking myself with a measly 0.25% yields on TDA's cash sweep fund.

[Anonymous No.53032421]

>>53031886
What do you think, bruv? You can't put all your eggs in a basket and expect to make multiples.
Being keeping tabs on privacy gems Sylo, Azero, and ZKP which are among the few. But I'm not snoozing on flipping dem no utility NFTs like Crypto Painter and Alphabot, and also waiting for cyberpunknfts raffle.
However, web3gaming NFTs: Battlefly and Skyjack will have a strong hold in mah wallet.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53032424]

>>53032397
Jerome is going to announce he's cutting interest rates to prevent recession at the January meeting. This is why it's important to be buying now ahead of his announcement so you don't miss out.

[Anonymous No.53032427]

>>53032028
Who cares it won't affect gas prices
Biden is a great president chud

[Anonymous No.53032436]

>>53032424

[Anonymous No.53032444]

>>53032397
I thought btc was hedge against inflation?

[Anonymous No.53032446]

>>53032099
he literally looks like bobo. look at that face, wtf?

[Anonymous No.53032449]

>>53032424

[Anonymous No.53032451]

>>53032412
they you niggers have been saying that since the June/July hikes and before that picrel
last FOMC meeting Powell mentioned hikes going well into 2023
you are in for a bad time if you think otherwise

[Anonymous No.53032468]

>>53031998
What does that have to do with anything and what are you talking about
>>53032005
Can’t even trust /smg/ these days baka

[Anonymous No.53032471]

Im only buying Tesla if it drops to $60. I imagine the markets are going to get fucked even harder in 2023 and right now is the time to accumulate.

Personally for me i have my eyes on Silver and Tesla and im currently saving money to buy when everything gets fucked even harder then you guys can imagine.

[Anonymous No.53032475]

>>53032424

[Anonymous No.53032482]

>>53032446
well he was a gay bear, what do you expect

[Anonymous No.53032487]

>>53032330
Enjoy your ride I guess
I'll be buying back in after the reverse split

[Anonymous No.53032491]

>>53032451
are you fucking dumb
look at their own projections you fucking subzero IQ clown
https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/interest-rate
>source: Federal Reserve
look at fedwatch
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html

i feel bad to throw pearls at swine desu

[Anonymous No.53032494]

>>53032070
When is that

[Anonymous No.53032500]

>>53032413
Bullish for treasury bears. Cant believe I missed out on shorting treasuries when they were at 3.5.

[Anonymous No.53032502]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.53032508]

>>53032491
bruh you aint helping these degenerates, they only trade short term too. why bother. Intelligent niggas all know the stock market is going to recover in 2023 it's just timing at this point

[Anonymous No.53032509]

>>53032165
Some anon a while b-ACK! said that VTI was better than VOO or was I memed?

[Anonymous No.53032510]

>>53032271
>up 10%

no you aren't. you wanna know why? because you won't sell it right now. you'll hold on to it. and when it starts going up again, you 'll go "WHY IS IT GOING UP? THIS MAKES NO SENSE! EVERYTHING IS FUCKED IT SHOULD GO DOWN, WHY IS IT GOING UP WHY WHY WHY!?" and you'll cope and seethe and huff the hopium, and it'll go higher, and higher, and when you can't take it anymore, you'll cut your losses. and then it'll start going down again and you'll curse yourself for cutting your position, and you'll short again, "this time for sure!" and then it'll go even higher! and you'll go "WHY THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING I HATE THIS!!!" and it'll go higher and higher until you capitulate. your squeezes will only serve to push the market higher and higher. i've seen it happen many times before, and it'll happen to you.

learn from this painful experience you're about to go through, anon. it's not too late to change your hikikomori ways.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53032511]

>>53032436
>>53032449
Consider the following:
>Bull Cases
1. Jerome will be decreasing rates at the end of next month to prevent recession
2. Santa Claus rally takes a little bit of time to manifest after the holiday break

>Bear Cases
1. Absolutely nothing.
2. Antisemitism.

[Anonymous No.53032513]

If you missed the 111 TSLA bottom... you don't deserve to own TSLA

[Anonymous No.53032514]

I have short dated SPY calls bought today and long dated MRNA puts. Bow to my greatness

[Anonymous No.53032516]

>>53032051
>>53032165
Start messing with options but only risk 5% max of your portfolio and you should probably paper trade for a couple months or longer before hand otherwise you will 100% end up paying the market tax and potentially lose all of it
just buying stocks and holding is the safest but making it in 40 years sound gay as fuck. I want to make it while I’m still young not when I’m 60
Really though just depends how much $5k is to you, if you can afford to lose it learning to trade go for it, if that’s a lot of money or you can’t afford to lose it at all just put it in something safe like the other anons suggested

[Anonymous No.53032522]

>>53032508
>bruh you aint helping these degenerates, they only trade short term too. why bother. Intelligent niggas all know the stock market is going to recover in 2023 it's just timing at this point
well i said i felt bad throwing pearls at swine
idk why though, maybe it's just because i feel like someone may be lurking who is worthy enough

[Anonymous No.53032533]

>>53032511
If the rally didn't happen today (and considering the JPM collar on SPX) it's likely there isn't a Santa rally lol

[Anonymous No.53032536]

>>53032500
I tried that shortly a few weeks ago but the margin requirements were 20% and I had better ways to use my cash.

[Anonymous No.53032538]

>>53031859
Institutions gunna load up on it if it drops any lower, it's almost in undervalued territory

[Anonymous No.53032539]

>>53032271
Lmfao this is my favorite bobo meme yet

[Anonymous No.53032550]

>>53032468
It sounds like you don’t know what a tax is. You should start with the basics.

[Anonymous No.53032570]

>>53032533
The rally will be in commodities.

[Anonymous No.53032573]

>WWIII confirmed.

[Anonymous No.53032576]

>>53032570
Why, and which?

[Anonymous No.53032580]

>>53032491
>>53032508
Lmfao literally every bank has come and said there will 100% be a mild to severe recession lasting most or all of 2023, the fuck are you idiots smoking
The fed isn’t going to cut rates until fall 2023 at best, the best Bull case you can hope for is them stopping rate hikes but that doesn’t mean we moon at all
You have to be actually retarded to think keeping rates as high as they are now or higher won’t fuck this economy up majorly, housing is already coming down hard in most markets and the market hasn’t even retested October lows yet. I’m not a dumbass bobo poster but you two are actually retarded

[Anonymous No.53032585]

>>53032511
doing that too early is exactly how it crashed in the early 80's and also how inflation will peak multiple times. the fed cannot pivot too early or it's fucked. did you even look at the new dot plot?

[Anonymous No.53032588]

>>53032579

>>53032579

>>53032579

>>53032579

[Anonymous No.53032589]

the infinite crab market is here

[Anonymous No.53032590]

>>53032536
I shorted real estate but the gains have been tepid. Jews got me good on my short position on mpw though.

[Anonymous No.53032593]

>>53032573
This granny is just wishing the world nukes itself since shes butthurt about losing billions on terrible investments back in 2020 and 2021.

[Anonymous No.53032598]

>>53032550
Are you saying you need money set aside to pay your taxes? No fucking shit retard

[Anonymous No.53032618]

>>53032593
The debt and demographics around the world now make for a much tougher environment

[Anonymous No.53032653]

>>53032580
you just contradicted yourself you fucking moron lmfao are you actually this dumb
banks have been wrong before, and have been wrong even when they all take one side of a bet
lmao why the fuck do you think they needed a bailout in 2008 dumbfuck

[Anonymous No.53032679]

oh right the market is open today

[Anonymous No.53032682]

>>53032573
She's an idiot because prior to 1940s there was no reliable public market data, it was actually gambling

[Anonymous No.53032697]

>>53032051
Not use webull for starters.

[Anonymous No.53032700]

>>53032682
insider trading was still there, so close enough

[Anonymous No.53032752]

>>53031966
BILI does that but its like 5% instead of .5%

[Anonymous No.53032768]

>>53032353
Wen it kisses the bottom keep me updated Chad, ain't no more snoozing on possible flips, placed my long-term ones; Ride and Mex locked in farming on maiar wallet with EGLD as farming pair exploring the new rewards with decent two-digits APRs.

[Anonymous No.53032901]

>>53031886
What do you think, bruv? You can't put all your eggs in a basket and expect to make multiples.
Banking on privacy gems coz why tf not, seeing Sylo, Azero, and ZKP are among the many few as contenders for my money.
Still I ain't snoozing on flipping dem no utility NFTs say Crypto Painter and Alphabot.
while waiting for the cyberpunknfts raffle.
However, web3gaming such as Battlefly and Skyjack still has a strong hold on mah wallets.

[Anonymous No.53032970]

>>53032570
Elaborate

[Anonymous No.53032981]

>>53032697
Is it bad?

[Anonymous No.53033071]

>>53032115
You and everyone else betting ono this zoom zoom estrogen filled stock. Once the iron curtain of the apple store is broken down, you will never recover.

[Anonymous No.53033096]

>>53032981
>Cayman holding, CN investors, founders, and programmers, NY office.

Its a worse Robinhood on top of that.

[Anonymous No.53033101]

>>53032901
Erc721, ohh boy give me a break, I haven't earned the littlest raffle there is, seems the craze is back but lemme get that Thingies and seekers I always wanted, enough with feeding stoopid ass nuggets all in the name of free mints.

[Anonymous No.53033114]

Why is TSLQ not correlating to the inverse percentage wise to TSLA today?

[Anonymous No.53033131]

>>53033114
Why not just short TSLA instead of paying fees to someone else?

[Anonymous No.53033218]

>>53033131
Because option value calculation is basically witchcraft I know better than to touch. I understand inverse ETNs and leveraged ETNs but options just seem like a good way to blow up your portfolio

[Anonymous No.53033229]

>>53033114
>>53033131
>>53033218
TSLQ has a fee (short rebate+management fee) and maximum downside is 100%
TSLA short has a potentially infinite downside and margin call risk

[Anonymous No.53033407]

WE CRABBIN TO THE 90s

[Anonymous No.53035563]

>>53031274
I as well. I figure we’re in for a tax loss harvesting bump first of the year. I’ll probably buy some short term calls last day of trading this year.