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>Risk management:

>Live Streams:

>Educational sites:

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)

>Free charts:


>Pre-Market Data and Live data:

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:

>Boomer Investing 101:

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:

>Links for fed pivoters




>> No.53026634


>> No.53026639

Short the fuck out of Southwest Airlines stock. That company is a dead man walking

>> No.53026643

I am going to take out a loan and put it into a margin account and buy leveraged ETFs

Someone convince me this is a bad idea

>> No.53026658 [DELETED] 

1st for nigger

>> No.53026659

any sell off in LUV that takes place due to this massive bomb cyclone freeze nationwide causing flight cancellations is a buying opportunity, not a shorting opportunity

>> No.53026664

what if we made it illegal for retail and institutions to trade commodities unless you are a manufacturer/farmer ect for hedging purposes

>> No.53026667

Nah it’s more entertaining if you post the results instead

>> No.53026668
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Worth chasing low mcaps or squeezes?

>> No.53026674

Little fun fact for bulls

>the last time the dollar had 3 red weeks in a row was 20 months ago

Do you feel lucky? Last 2 weeks were red (:

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> natural gas , oil

If only i could trade at premarket.

>> No.53026677

Yeah in crypto

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>> No.53026688

We are in complacency

>> No.53026691
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>what if we shut down part of the casino

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let the music guide you

>> No.53026696

short the fuck out of every company you personally ever have any slightly less than satisfactory experience with, this is how you succeed in the stock market.

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>> No.53026706

what happened 20 months ago? i can't count backward that high

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>> No.53026734

Why do you homosexuals care about watches so much?

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Here yah go

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>> No.53026783

/biz/ feels dead

>> No.53026790

Watches are not homosexual. They’re precision mechanical computers.

>> No.53026791

Pajeet only hours. White people asleep.

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I was just minding my own business, drinking and gambling. When this song came on. It represents me and scoopsies perfectly. Santa didn't need to bring me a gift this year. Because my gift was here all along. Merry Christmas scoopsies. You're my sweet bb boy.


>> No.53026805

Sounds pretty gay.

>> No.53026812

You oughta know, faggot.

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No Christmas update...?

>> No.53026814

poo in loo sir

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It’s midnight on a Monday after Christmas weekend in a bear market. Now go to sleep lil nigga

>> No.53026819

Yes, because obsession with jewelery is evidently gay.

>> No.53026824

amerifags i need to ask
what the fuck is kwanza

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I'm probably too drunk, but if scoopsies shows up and tells me he loves me, I'll fire up a video right fucking now.

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Well, a few decades ago there was this weird ass pan Africanism movement that strove for a holiday similar to Christmas.

>> No.53026839

Did anyone show up to your zoom thing? I couldn't get the password to work. I couldn't tell if some of the letters were a capital 'i' or a lowercase 'L'... and then I gave up

>> No.53026840

>thinks he can post his avatar trash
>wont post an update
Do what we want, or suffer the rather; fat boy.

>> No.53026844

A #MeToo holiday that I’ve literally never even heard of anyone actually celebrating.

>> No.53026850

Some nig nog who tortured woman created a fake holiday in 66'. We all ignore the hose beatings and celebrate a made up culture.

>> No.53026859
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>Not LUVing the Greyhound with wings filled with negros toting carry on fried foods


>> No.53026866

She celebrates christmas while we get coal? make it right

>> No.53026873

Little fact for retards

>there is no such thing as a christmas crash because the volume is non-existent

>> No.53026874

they'd just start buying farm land and you'd starve.

>> No.53026888


>> No.53026905

Not here then?
What buy then?

>> No.53026911

How to short?
Just buy a put?

>> No.53026938

No, sell naked calls

>> No.53026945
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make sure you invest at least 5% into gold (ticker GLD)

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checked, its official this is the new normal

>> No.53026963

Not sure if I should keep my 25k worth of SPY $370 puts that expire 1/20. Thought they were for further out. Didn't think there would be any optimism at all this week with all the bad news piling up over time.

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>wasting money on a Rolex when you can have a genuine Gierzijia pussy magnet
lol lmao even

>> No.53027005



When the derivatives system finally starts to break down, GLD will likely barely move or even crash while miners and physically allocated funds are giga pumping. It's attractive for options plays in more normal times, but as a real hedge against dollar-to-gold peg failure it has significant risk. Buyer beware.

>> No.53027012

>4 different dial sets
based and pussymagnet pilled
Why would they break down, exactly?
>inb4 SETF type spiracy

>> No.53027016

I'm scared to do naked options. Infinite loss

>> No.53027028

then buy puts

>> No.53027029

> Natural gas

Its like the pump never happened..

>> No.53027037

I still don't believe any broker would allow any of you retards to have level 4

>> No.53027039

Some black holiday. I don't even think the blacks know what Kwanza is.

>> No.53027042

How much do you guys usually keep in your checking accounts

>> No.53027045


Too many paper claims on too few gold bars (see also: rehypothecation). Works until it doesn't, then... big panic, everybody comes running for their gold all at once, big wigs already fled and the vaults are empty. Quite literally the very oldest and most basic type of banker scam which always ends the same way. Results in abrupt collapse of perceived supply and large abrupt price movements.

To be clear tho: this won't happen until somebody with nukes wants it to, and it'd cause a lot of chaos for everybody no matter what so it's an extreme scenario.

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fun fact for bears

santa rally

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Only a couple grand. Can't be too careful with scammers and whatnot.

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I try to keep mine above $0 most days

>> No.53027062

What buy

>> No.53027065

Natural gas is priced like freeports never gonna reopen.

>> No.53027069

Made up holiday just like hanukkah

>> No.53027078

It's a bad idea. And I say that as someone whose doubled a stack over the last 6 months on SQQQ. I just wouldn't borrow to do it. I've also taken a bath on long VIX products albeit I only made a small bet there

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Christmas is over mumu. Bobo will soon return

>> No.53027091

A humiliation ritual for both blacks and whites created and maintained by jews

>> No.53027094

aren't all holidays made up?

>> No.53027101

but I can claim the interest paid on loans on my tax return

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Don't get too over leveraged bro, that's one good way to get rekt

>> No.53027126

what does "taken a bath" mean?

>> No.53027138

yeah, I'm actually going to do something much safer. I just wanted to abuse these jewish tax rules, and the concept of being several layers deep in debt seemed funny to me

>> No.53027139

Maybe so but leveraged. ETFs are riskier and best done in shorter holding periods so any interest expense from the borrowed capital would be of minimal write off. But the risk of losing and lowering that capital is significantly higher in leveraged ETFs. Also if you start with a small personal stack instead of borrowed capital you can make your learning mistakes where it's not so costly.

>> No.53027144

Why dont you just buy spy puts five months out for $370? Do u hate money?

>> No.53027147

Taking a substantial loss in a short time.

>> No.53027160

When you gonna buy some, or you already did?

>> No.53027178

I bought at 395 with half and at 404 with the other half. Im riding them until 360 i think

>> No.53027182

So I can't buy and sell gold, potentially at a gain or loss, unless I am a gold miner?

This idea is so retarded that you belong in a mass grave

>> No.53027183

I was going to drink but now that I bought beer I think I'll just save it for another day.

>> No.53027184

I already got some SOXS at $32 avg in another account. I actually regret not going harder in that position.

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Are you up on them, or has Mr. Snibs been eating away at them?

>> No.53027196

Best sites for charts?

>> No.53027205

19%, was 40% a few days ago but im not good or confident enough for short term profit taking like that. Really im just not active enough anymore. When i open my phone and we’re in the 360s ill close. Theyre dated for april

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>We’re kinda due for a chill year, right? RIGHT?

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Why is everything pooomping anyway? Anything in particular?

>> No.53027223

Read the links
>>Free charts:
Tradingview is my favorite out of these

>> No.53027224

It means he got hosed

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>> No.53027232

is there good live-data android apps, or do you need to use a brokerage app?

>> No.53027246

>yid flips his shit at the very idea of not being able to speculate

>> No.53027248

Yahoo finance?

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Fuck bears, I'm 90% SOXL and if it goes down I'll buy more. See you in 5 years when I have more money than I know what to do with.

>> No.53027263

Sounds like you're committed so don't I'm gonna be able to sway you then even though you asked the original question because you had some reservations. If you're gonna do it, be sensible and take profits on the ladder. Shouldn't hold a position more than 6 weeks and should take profits on the way up. You balance aggressive leverage strategies with overly cautious allocation and hold.

>> No.53027269

Tradingview has an app, or you could use thinkorswim on mobile too. Neither as ideal as a desktop computer.

>> No.53027282

Ron Walker's TA has been pretty solid for me to identify shift moments and I've taken profits where signals are murky or crossed but I'm 20% over cost

>> No.53027321

What is your average?

>> No.53027324

what if we made an exception where the trading of commodity is allowed but only physical? Forcing the user to trade in bushels of grain for instance

>> No.53027353

soxl will be delisted by end of 2023

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boil bros.........why can't we stop winning

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Why do people always wanna force others to do or not do something? If you don't wanna buy commodities don't buy them. If someone agrees to sell me something and I agree to buy it, what business is it of yours? Are in North Korea or some other communist shit hole by chance?

>> No.53027402

29 so far

I wonder if people legitimately believe shit like this

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The pump is fading away boil bro

>> No.53027484

Hope your wrong; Southwest used to be the only well run Airline in US. If it really goes under, its another deathknell in US economy

>> No.53027507

it would prevent price manipulation and we return to supply and demand. Also Im Not a Communist but North Korea is based. Human beings are cattle

>> No.53027561

We get it, you lost a bunch of money on commodities because you didn't understand what you were doing, blamed it on manipulation and now want to end the game because others who do know what they are doing are still having fun and making money.

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As long as Jews are around there will be everything manipulation. Even back when interest and usury was banned, there was exceptions for Jews to charge interest

>> No.53027577

no, Im not a retarded goldbug, Im thinking of ways to improve the economy.

>> No.53027643

so we never really spoke much about it but...why are semis doing so poorly? was it mainly from that restrictive semi bill that was passed to cuck china or is it something else? i dont get it, so many industries still rely on them

>> No.53027665

They were way overpriced and once they stop going in a straight line up, investors become a bit more sensible.

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This green is fake, right?

>> No.53027745

If SPY crabs or bleed slowly for months and you'll lose money on your puts.

>> No.53027759

You're down 60%. That's very bad.

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>> No.53027785

Couple factors.
First china sanctions hurt semi sales since china buys so much of the high end semis the west designs/taiwan manufactures.
Second semis have had so much investment and development everywhere that they've become commodified. Margins are shrinking and only the high-end performance or server parts have good margin.
The problem with relying on high-end server parts for good margin is that most of the big server customers are building up their in-house designs. Google, MS, AWS all have custom semi parts they're using. This keeps biting away at the future projects for the Intel, AMD, Nvidia's server-related sales.

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I just sold my position on nat gas at . I can sleep now.

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> oil

Its like the pump never happened

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Why are we here? What do we think we can even accomplish? If we got what we wanted, would it make a difference? would we even know ?

>> No.53027970

Too risky right now. We've had this volatility regime with VIX in the 20-30 range but it's sorta been bouncing on the edge of 20 and could go lower, then your puts are fucked. Doesn't matter that they are five months out.

>> No.53027988

>VIX ta

>> No.53028011

Is this shit bearish for stocks? I just want the taiwan invasion and south/north korea war to start already.


>> No.53028060

Only buy 2x so you don't have leverage decay

>> No.53028065

What does a bear market bounce mean here for VIX? It could break 18 level and go into 15s or even 12.
Would UVXY be THE wagmi play when VIX goes 15? Only way you can get btfo on that is when war in ukraine ends and that's an instant +5% green dildo on sippy pippy 500.
But i ain't no options expert but I don't think VIX can ever crash below 10.

>> No.53028102

a man should live his life by his principles, live a just and virtuous life. seek simplistic happiness and contentment. not become a slave unto desire or the material, and live by the golden rule. our actions or conduct in relation to others and situations we find ourselves in are important because it is we who decide how we will respond, it is the choice of free will. all the kings, emperors and pharaohs of history, their kingdoms lost to time perhaps even their names forgotten however how they chose to live is what mattered, it is ones conduct and meditation upon life which ultimately determines what kind of a man you are and were. even if there was no one to bear witness to such deeds, you would know.

>> No.53028117

Thats very gay

>> No.53028118
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Based beyond belief

>> No.53028247

I have 40 bucks in stocks right now after selling most of it to pay some shit off, how do I start flipping this?

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Sorry anon but thats simply to much text to read

>> No.53028265

Buy kneepads

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>> No.53028302

Nah, there are higher powers out there and only the dumbest people don't get that. It's not an accident that Satan gets all the highest positions of power on earth too so just look for that if you need proof.

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>> No.53028402

>le futures

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>> No.53028432

>21st century american
>20th century american

>> No.53028492

picrel is mfw reading your manifesto to the end

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Double eights nailed it.

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Kwanzaa is to Christmas what Christmas is to the feast of Sol Invictus. Layers upon layers of falsehood. Now take these irrelevant questions back to /pol/ please.

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personally i'm in depression stage for investments

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>check futures, green before bed
>wake up, red
just another day in the year 2022

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As long as they maintain their dividend they'll always have some value.

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futes are green as fuck niggas

>> No.53028601

Greetings, fellow TSLA investor.

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This week will be awesome for some of us, not so much for others

>> No.53028639

Is this the Glutton of Kiev?

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>> No.53028738

yikes, fucking AMC getting raped without lube

>> No.53028739

We are getting a giga dump at close I bet

>> No.53028742

giga dump already started for AMC kek

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basically I'm just not gonna sell it (the calls)
I know.... UGH... I know.....
I'm sorry it's just that I'm not gonna sell it is all

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>> No.53028827

Obviously invest in peer to peer lending

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Wake me up when we doomp please

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>> No.53028836

Thanks for the financial compliment

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Apes Together Strong

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Hey dawg, lemme hold like twenny dolla til payday mane, I gotchoo back my nigga

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Kek baggies
2 weeks till the meltup

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$88 tsla by end of january

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can the christcucks fuck off please? getting really tired of hearing about your sky daddy imaginary friend you fucking schizos.

"no no, he really exists! he talks to me, in my head! uh, proof he's real? uhhh... just believe, you heathen! you'll burn in hell, that's what he told me in my head! he's all powerful! yeah!" okay schizo take your meds and put the straight jacket on.

>> No.53028877

I just finished a comp sci degree and I am interested in market analysis with machine learning. Any tips before I begin?

>> No.53028899

here's my tip: give up faggot lol

>> No.53028912

what am i supposed to do in this market, keep buying or wait until a possible -30% drop? what if it doesn't happen and this truly was the bottom? i'm so undecided

>> No.53028914

drip feed into the market 5% every month

>> No.53028915

i bought in at ~3600. if it drops another 20-30% then im buying on margin. simple as

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>> No.53028932

sorry for asking, cheers.

>> No.53028937

doing you a favor lad, there are billion dollar firms that fuck up with it.

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>> No.53028966

russian controlled account btw

>> No.53028969

define a "just and virtuous life".

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nah, i don't think i will.

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>> No.53028998

Spotted and gotted.

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>> No.53029017

why are futes bussin

>> No.53029030

bye bye tsla load up on puts looooooooooooooooool elon do another fag tweet lmao even i promisez i wont sell my stonk lmaooooooooooo

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Tesla is going to be alright, right bros? BROS ITS THE FUTURE I THOUGHT? MARS? H-HELLO MARS?

>> No.53029087

so 4chan is really only bots by now

>> No.53029102

at least 30%, yeah. most of /smg/ rope'd

>> No.53029114

even some of WSB moved on to corporate bond plays

>> No.53029123

tbf I thought you are a bot too. I mean, frog imagery, all caps, post ironic shitpost about the "current thing". You sure you didnt just put the previous post into some chat bot and pasted the result here?

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red day

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I'm gonna toss some green into my SWPPX today. Just toss extra green into SWPPX from now till uh whenever.

>> No.53029246

>nasdaq futures

the fuck just happened?

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red day
red week
red month
red year
red life

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>TSLA already down 5% pre market

>> No.53029268

That was friday, hope you enjoyed that santa rally anon.

>> No.53029277

>Snap back to reality
>Oh, there goes gravity

>> No.53029280

$100 TSLA is where i will SLURP

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Santa rally for ants. At least bitty is hanging on. I'm surprised at how stable it's been.

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Again? No I loved that little nigga. It's like Tupac and biggie all over

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>> No.53029315

Mada mada bobo

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Namenna, kumayarou.

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Santa Rally.

>> No.53029395

>TSLA #1 trending on Stocktwits

Perfect. Time for the capitulation leg down

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I waited patiently for this, I gave mumu a whole green day

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>people were buying tesla at $400/share

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the most obvious bobo trap

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I've never owned TSLA but have 10k buy order at $60
at this speed it gets filled pretty soon

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That is one ugly Christmas sweater, or whatever you're wearing there mumu

>> No.53029456

Sell some naked calls, what could go wrong?

>> No.53029466

hello tsla general, if elon says he's leaving will that make the stock go up or down

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Would be quite the cohencidence if VIX goes bananas on same day..

I’ve learned to be suspicious of burst pipes..


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Cannot believe people get financial advice from youtubers, people who are incentivized to make outlandish clickbait claims. Kek

>> No.53029478

Santa bloodbath
DOOM year's dump

>> No.53029503


uranium bros i dont feel so good..

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Next there gonna be on video rolling out batches of Vixes in suitcases hidden under tables aren't they?

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All you fags hoping for sub 100 tesla are the same cocksuckers hoping for sub 10k btc.

>> No.53029519

did apple computer get some bad news? why is the dow bussin while the Q's are sussin

>> No.53029525

those pipes hold the steam that makes vix go up, i would expect the lack of pressure would cause vix to collapse today.

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i have an announcement

>> No.53029552

narrative on the way up fundamentals on the way down

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>> No.53029586

VIX is now up 6%

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oilbros I'm feeling good today

>> No.53029594

Are bonds the way to go for now? I’m buying another I-bond in January and am thinking of buying T-bills for the rest of the cash that I have. I haven’t sold anything other than some individual stocks. I’m still holding my Vanguard funds but am thinking of buying only short term bonds for the next few months.

>> No.53029599

oh no, apple computer, why

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This time will be different

>> No.53029609

Alright bobo i consneed

>> No.53029615

how rare is it for there to be no santa rally in december?

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it's going to be a fun few weeks bros

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>sorry anon you can't trade today, the VIX pipe bursted


>> No.53029637

someone posted here that it happens 75% of the time (over which range of years i dont know). and that the santa rally is during the days of dec 27-jan 2

>> No.53029638

Say something nice to this past year long bear market.

>> No.53029639


There has never been a “Santa rally” during a bear market. (N = 6)

>> No.53029652

this fucking dump has to be played out by now
people are fucking insane with fear

>> No.53029654

>>Links for fed pivoters

>> No.53029678

CPI good
China opening

These memes are pushed extra hard to get dumb retailers to buy these fake pumps just like Cathie was pushed as a genius to get more money into shit companies aside from her Tesla win

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are we at "thrill"?

>> No.53029694

YEP bears 100%

>> No.53029698

Nah we are at 2017 levels if you don't factor in inflation. Btc is a shit asset

>> No.53029703

I doubt there is a pivot coming, I do think the market is going to start buying at some point because this dump can't continue forever

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I'm just here to become a professional trader like John Rocker.

>> No.53029713

>this dump can't continue forever
*laughes in 30 year nikkei crab market*

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what THE FUCK happened to the futures!

>> No.53029724

why do fags always assume a 1:1 correlation between the US/West and Japan?
extremely fucking annoying

>> No.53029741

im talking about the only asset there is, SPX

>> No.53029742 [DELETED] 

Gods chosen people got to have their santa rally. Now it's the gentiles turn to have their regularly scheduled dump :)

>> No.53029751

Spx hasn't really corrected much yet

>> No.53029757

You are looking at it wrong. Think of it as a rippling effect. What happened on one side of the lake(or in this case market) will inevitably effect the other if the splash is big enough. Did you forget about how central banks are all connected to each other one way or another?

>> No.53029765

>1:1 correlation
He's suggesting Shit&Piss can crab for 3 decades and piss everyone off just like Nikkei pissed every jap off retard.

>> No.53029766

lol you’ve been holding since 70 haven’t you
you’re one of those two retards who were insisting it would be back up in a few months aren’t you
i told you then and i’m reminding you now
SOXL will not be back to 60 for years, if it ever gets back there at all

>> No.53029772

>He's suggesting Shit&Piss can crab for 3 decades and piss everyone off just like Nikkei pissed every jap off retard.
then that's a 1:1 correlation you asinine fuck

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Hi anons
Would it be wise to invest in QLD for the long term? In a Roth IRA if it matters

>> No.53029792

this is stupid, anon.
when ripples happen in the global market there isnt a 30 year lag.

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>just like Nikkei pissed every jap off retard.
japanese people barely own stocks

>> No.53029803

>japanese people barely own stocks
they don't own japanese stocks; it's the same everywhere, everyone just throws money at the big tech memes in the US which is why we got such a giga retard bubble

>> No.53029814

kek, nice santa rally, bull faggots

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>they disparage the crab market
stupid fucking investors
you're all just Cathie Wood clones
welcome to the Trader era faggots

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What’s going to happen when PCE inflation drops to 4, and then 3% in the coming months? Will the stock market rally?
Why? Why not?

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Is unusualwhales premium worth it? They made a tweet about how they caught a bunch of insider trades, and it looks like it could be useful but there are probably other scanners that are just as good. What do you guys use?

>> No.53029850

That is a very antisemetic tweet

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>> No.53029864

tesla didnt go to $500, unless he means presplit then hes not even down much..

>> No.53029866

not convinced it's real that's something i would type ironically

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How does the portfolio look, bros?

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>> No.53029884

that's not a portfolio those are options.

>> No.53029887

this was back during the time when AAPL was also splitting. in 2020.

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I just wish I had the balls to not close my shorts so early. I'm hoping for a santa rally and then reopening a short personally.

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Which of these nothingburgers made it dump and why?

>> No.53029908

if they could make money from the information they're sharing, they would keep it to themselves

>> No.53029913

Pretty funny seeing all the claims that TSLA is oversold. You just know that every time it's a new bagholder being born.

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I can't see why it would finish the year off the lows

>> No.53029921

You can make your own scan. Vol > 1,000. OI < 1,000. Sort by put/call ratio. And then do more research to see if it was bought/sold to open, and part of a spread or not. Something along those lines.

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>I can't see why

>> No.53029927

i can see a bounce soon, but <100 is fair value

>> No.53029933

Please respond

>> No.53029942

Closing off the lows for the year seems unlikely. Off the lows on Friday will just encourage dumping next week and they won't want this January to look like last January, IMO.

>> No.53029955

this is my thinking as well
watched several studies over the weekend of previous bear markets where if there was no santa rally, the move into opening weeks of January is absolutely brutal
hard to stop the momentum when the Santa rally gets killed
I too think that they want to window dress, want to move it higher to stoke retail demand
Get more retail investors to buy in and start Q1 in January
that, or we have a massive gaping asshole flushdown, to yearly lows, leading into January / February dump to 3300 SPX
one or the other

>> No.53029957

Yes, but you have to be comfortable averaging when basically drowning in red and taking profits/selling covered calls when green.

>> No.53029965

Am I still banned?

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DRV bros....

>> No.53029972

i miss bang bang bang poster

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Who knows. The truth is out there.

>> No.53029978

all I want for Christmas is for the MRNA jews to lose everything

>> No.53029989

Christmas is over anon

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Type in VIX chart into Google and it will flash 6.66% then disappear lmao

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Bless it.

>> No.53030022

I wouldn't be surprised if it sees a short relief rally at some point, but it's not a good trade to take. The overvaluation is clear and the downtrend is obvious.
The dynamics don't favor any sustained bounce. It's one of the few growth stocks still above its pre-covid highs, and as those gains rapidly disappear the rational longs are bailing. All that'll be left are the true believers in technogod Elon, and a rotating wave of dip buying bagholders each taking a 20% loss before flipping their shares back into the pool on the ride down.

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bilichads wagmi

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>> No.53030056

Thanks anon
Why do I need to sell covered calls? I would just hold indefinitely. I have no issue averaging, I will be contributing the max allowable for Roth IRA until I am no longer allowed. It's not my primary account, just trying to figure out what I should hold in my IRA.

>> No.53030062

What's up with China?

>> No.53030065

you answered your own question
>sell cc
>farm premium
>can buy other stocks or keep averaging

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>> No.53030070

No more zero coof restrictions. Crematoriums filling up fast, though.

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Fake out break out

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Posting this subhuman should be a bannable offense

>> No.53030087

it is

>> No.53030089

shorts closing always make it pump hard after hard sell offs

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>SPY takes a shit
>BTC goes with it
Why the FUCK can't they leave bitcoin alone? There's literally no fucking reason it has to follow stocks candle by candle.

>> No.53030092

not sure, you should try posting some porn again if you really want to know

>> No.53030094
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Kek baggies

>> No.53030104

He represents mumutards so well though

>> No.53030112

BILI is making anime real

>> No.53030121

uh oh stinky

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>> No.53030138

The more I watch Niko the more I come to realize he is one of the worlds greatest method actors. But saying he is simply a method actor is too simple of a term for it. He is a jester that is showing the world how far we have fallen and it's all a funny joke and no one realizes it. He is ahead of his time to say the least.

>> No.53030459

>Why do I need to sell covered calls?
Because a leverage stock is guaranteed to short term have downward cycles. You will get chopped if you just hold.

>> No.53032569

What the fair value of Tesla?