/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53026624]

Luxury.

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/parody:Blue+Archive
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for fed pivoters
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>Previous
>>53023551

[Anonymous No.53026634]

Niggers

[Anonymous No.53026639]

Short the fuck out of Southwest Airlines stock. That company is a dead man walking

[Anonymous No.53026643]

I am going to take out a loan and put it into a margin account and buy leveraged ETFs

Someone convince me this is a bad idea

[Anonymous No.53026658]

1st for nigger

[Anonymous No.53026659]

>>53026639
any sell off in LUV that takes place due to this massive bomb cyclone freeze nationwide causing flight cancellations is a buying opportunity, not a shorting opportunity

[Anonymous No.53026664]

Bros,
what if we made it illegal for retail and institutions to trade commodities unless you are a manufacturer/farmer ect for hedging purposes

[Anonymous No.53026667]

>>53026643
Nah it’s more entertaining if you post the results instead

[Anonymous No.53026668]

Worth chasing low mcaps or squeezes?

[Anonymous No.53026674]

Little fun fact for bulls

>the last time the dollar had 3 red weeks in a row was 20 months ago

Do you feel lucky? Last 2 weeks were red (:

[Anonymous No.53026673]

> natural gas , oil

If only i could trade at premarket.

[Anonymous No.53026677]

>>53026668
Yeah in crypto

[Anonymous No.53026681]

IF THIS POST ENDS IN AN 8 WE ARE ONLY IN THE ANXIETY PHASE

[Anonymous No.53026688]

>>53026681
We are in complacency

[Anonymous No.53026691]

>>53026664
>what if we shut down part of the casino

[Anonymous No.53026695]

let the music guide you
https://youtu.be/hWkkK1pKIrE

[Anonymous No.53026696]

short the fuck out of every company you personally ever have any slightly less than satisfactory experience with, this is how you succeed in the stock market.

[Anonymous No.53026698]

>>53026624
nigger!!

[Anonymous No.53026706]

>>53026674
what happened 20 months ago? i can't count backward that high

[Anonymous No.53026713]

SOMEONE POST IT

[Anonymous No.53026723]

>>53026713

[Anonymous No.53026724]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53026734]

Why do you homosexuals care about watches so much?

[Anonymous No.53026740]

>>53026713
Here yah go

[Anonymous No.53026741]

>>53026698
NIGGA NIGGER NIGGA

[Anonymous No.53026775]

>>53026724
Based

[Anonymous No.53026781]

>>53026724
kek

[dragon deez nutz !!+RERnPQF1+M No.53026783]

/biz/ feels dead

[Anonymous No.53026790]

>>53026734
Watches are not homosexual. They’re precision mechanical computers.

[Anonymous No.53026791]

>>53026783
Pajeet only hours. White people asleep.

[Anonymous No.53026801]

I was just minding my own business, drinking and gambling. When this song came on. It represents me and scoopsies perfectly. Santa didn't need to bring me a gift this year. Because my gift was here all along. Merry Christmas scoopsies. You're my sweet bb boy.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=YalgKfrOdsI&feature=share

[Anonymous No.53026805]

>>53026790
Sounds pretty gay.

[Anonymous No.53026812]

>>53026805
You oughta know, faggot.

[Anonymous No.53026813]

>>53026801
No Christmas update...?

[Anonymous No.53026814]

>>53026791
poo in loo sir

[Anonymous No.53026816]

>>53026783
It’s midnight on a Monday after Christmas weekend in a bear market. Now go to sleep lil nigga

[Anonymous No.53026819]

>>53026812
Yes, because obsession with jewelery is evidently gay.

[Anonymous No.53026824]

amerifags i need to ask
what the fuck is kwanza

[Anonymous No.53026825]

>>53026813
I'm probably too drunk, but if scoopsies shows up and tells me he loves me, I'll fire up a video right fucking now.

[Anonymous No.53026834]

>>53026824
Well, a few decades ago there was this weird ass pan Africanism movement that strove for a holiday similar to Christmas.

[Anonymous No.53026839]

>>53026825
Did anyone show up to your zoom thing? I couldn't get the password to work. I couldn't tell if some of the letters were a capital 'i' or a lowercase 'L'... and then I gave up

[Anonymous No.53026840]

>>53026801
>thinks he can post his avatar trash
>wont post an update
LOOK!!!!!!!!!!
Do what we want, or suffer the rather; fat boy.

[Anonymous No.53026844]

>>53026824
A #MeToo holiday that I’ve literally never even heard of anyone actually celebrating.

[Anonymous No.53026850]

>>53026824
Some nig nog who tortured woman created a fake holiday in 66'. We all ignore the hose beatings and celebrate a made up culture.

[Anonymous No.53026859]

>>53026639
>Not LUVing the Greyhound with wings filled with negros toting carry on fried foods

ngmi

[Anonymous No.53026866]

>>53026801
>>53026813
She celebrates christmas while we get coal? make it right

[Anonymous No.53026873]

>>53026674
Little fact for retards

>there is no such thing as a christmas crash because the volume is non-existent

[Anonymous No.53026874]

>>53026664
they'd just start buying farm land and you'd starve.

[Anonymous No.53026888]

>>53026667
ok

[Anonymous No.53026905]

>>53026677
Not here then?
What buy then?

[Anonymous No.53026911]

>>53026696
How to short?
Just buy a put?

[Anonymous No.53026938]

>>53026911
No, sell naked calls

[Anonymous No.53026945]

>>53026624
make sure you invest at least 5% into gold (ticker GLD)

[Anonymous No.53026957]

>>53026688
checked, its official this is the new normal

[Anonymous No.53026963]

Not sure if I should keep my 25k worth of SPY $370 puts that expire 1/20. Thought they were for further out. Didn't think there would be any optimism at all this week with all the bad news piling up over time.

[Anonymous No.53026993]

>>53026624
>wasting money on a Rolex when you can have a genuine Gierzijia pussy magnet
lol lmao even

[Anonymous No.53027005]

>>53026945

>GLD

When the derivatives system finally starts to break down, GLD will likely barely move or even crash while miners and physically allocated funds are giga pumping. It's attractive for options plays in more normal times, but as a real hedge against dollar-to-gold peg failure it has significant risk. Buyer beware.

[Anonymous No.53027012]

>>53026993
>tachymeter
>4 different dial sets
based and pussymagnet pilled
>>53027005
Why would they break down, exactly?
>inb4 SETF type spiracy

[Anonymous No.53027016]

>>53026938
I'm scared to do naked options. Infinite loss

[Anonymous No.53027028]

>>53027016
then buy puts

[Anonymous No.53027029]

> Natural gas

Its like the pump never happened..

[Anonymous No.53027037]

>>53026938
I still don't believe any broker would allow any of you retards to have level 4

[Anonymous No.53027039]

>>53026824
Some black holiday. I don't even think the blacks know what Kwanza is.

[Anonymous No.53027042]

How much do you guys usually keep in your checking accounts

[Anonymous No.53027045]

>>53027012

Too many paper claims on too few gold bars (see also: rehypothecation). Works until it doesn't, then... big panic, everybody comes running for their gold all at once, big wigs already fled and the vaults are empty. Quite literally the very oldest and most basic type of banker scam which always ends the same way. Results in abrupt collapse of perceived supply and large abrupt price movements.

To be clear tho: this won't happen until somebody with nukes wants it to, and it'd cause a lot of chaos for everybody no matter what so it's an extreme scenario.

[Anonymous No.53027047]

>>53026674
fun fact for bears

santa rally

[Anonymous No.53027057]

>>53027042
Only a couple grand. Can't be too careful with scammers and whatnot.

[Anonymous No.53027058]

>>53027042
I try to keep mine above $0 most days

[Anonymous No.53027062]

What buy

[Anonymous No.53027065]

>>53027029
Natural gas is priced like freeports never gonna reopen.

[Anonymous No.53027069]

>>53026824
Made up holiday just like hanukkah

[Anonymous No.53027078]

>>53026643
It's a bad idea. And I say that as someone whose doubled a stack over the last 6 months on SQQQ. I just wouldn't borrow to do it. I've also taken a bath on long VIX products albeit I only made a small bet there

[Anonymous No.53027079]

>>53027047
Christmas is over mumu. Bobo will soon return

[Anonymous No.53027091]

>>53026824
A humiliation ritual for both blacks and whites created and maintained by jews

[Anonymous No.53027094]

>>53027069
aren't all holidays made up?

[Anonymous No.53027101]

>>53027078
but I can claim the interest paid on loans on my tax return

[Anonymous No.53027119]

>>53027101
Don't get too over leveraged bro, that's one good way to get rekt

[Anonymous No.53027126]

>>53027078
what does "taken a bath" mean?

[Anonymous No.53027138]

>>53027119
yeah, I'm actually going to do something much safer. I just wanted to abuse these jewish tax rules, and the concept of being several layers deep in debt seemed funny to me

[Anonymous No.53027139]

>>53027101
Maybe so but leveraged. ETFs are riskier and best done in shorter holding periods so any interest expense from the borrowed capital would be of minimal write off. But the risk of losing and lowering that capital is significantly higher in leveraged ETFs. Also if you start with a small personal stack instead of borrowed capital you can make your learning mistakes where it's not so costly.

[Anonymous No.53027144]

Why dont you just buy spy puts five months out for $370? Do u hate money?

[Anonymous No.53027147]

>>53027126
Taking a substantial loss in a short time.

[Anonymous No.53027160]

>>53027144
When you gonna buy some, or you already did?

[Anonymous No.53027178]

>>53027160
I bought at 395 with half and at 404 with the other half. Im riding them until 360 i think

[Anonymous No.53027182]

>>53026664
So I can't buy and sell gold, potentially at a gain or loss, unless I am a gold miner?

This idea is so retarded that you belong in a mass grave

[Anonymous No.53027183]

I was going to drink but now that I bought beer I think I'll just save it for another day.

[Anonymous No.53027184]

>>53027139
I already got some SOXS at $32 avg in another account. I actually regret not going harder in that position.

[Anonymous No.53027187]

>>53027178
Are you up on them, or has Mr. Snibs been eating away at them?

[Anonymous No.53027196]

Best sites for charts?

[Anonymous No.53027205]

>>53027187
19%, was 40% a few days ago but im not good or confident enough for short term profit taking like that. Really im just not active enough anymore. When i open my phone and we’re in the 360s ill close. Theyre dated for april

[Anonymous No.53027207]

>We’re kinda due for a chill year, right? RIGHT?

[Anonymous No.53027221]

Why is everything pooomping anyway? Anything in particular?

[Anonymous No.53027223]

>>53027196
Read the links
>>Free charts:
>https://www.tradingview.com
>https://www.finscreener.com/
>https://www.koyfin.com/
>https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/
Tradingview is my favorite out of these

[Anonymous No.53027224]

>>53027126
It means he got hosed

[Anonymous No.53027230]

>>53027221
satna

[Anonymous No.53027232]

>>53027223
is there good live-data android apps, or do you need to use a brokerage app?

[Anonymous No.53027246]

>>53027182
>yid flips his shit at the very idea of not being able to speculate

[Anonymous No.53027248]

>>53027232
Yahoo finance?

[Anonymous No.53027251]

Fuck bears, I'm 90% SOXL and if it goes down I'll buy more. See you in 5 years when I have more money than I know what to do with.

[Anonymous No.53027263]

>>53027184
Sounds like you're committed so don't I'm gonna be able to sway you then even though you asked the original question because you had some reservations. If you're gonna do it, be sensible and take profits on the ladder. Shouldn't hold a position more than 6 weeks and should take profits on the way up. You balance aggressive leverage strategies with overly cautious allocation and hold.

[Anonymous No.53027269]

>>53027232
Tradingview has an app, or you could use thinkorswim on mobile too. Neither as ideal as a desktop computer.

[Anonymous No.53027282]

>>53027184
>>53027263
Ron Walker's TA has been pretty solid for me to identify shift moments and I've taken profits where signals are murky or crossed but I'm 20% over cost

[Anonymous No.53027321]

>>53027251
What is your average?

[Anonymous No.53027324]

>>53027182
what if we made an exception where the trading of commodity is allowed but only physical? Forcing the user to trade in bushels of grain for instance

[Anonymous No.53027353]

>>53027251
soxl will be delisted by end of 2023

[Anonymous No.53027363]

boil bros.........why can't we stop winning

[Anonymous No.53027399]

>>53027324
Why do people always wanna force others to do or not do something? If you don't wanna buy commodities don't buy them. If someone agrees to sell me something and I agree to buy it, what business is it of yours? Are in North Korea or some other communist shit hole by chance?

[Anonymous No.53027402]

>>53027321
29 so far

>>53027353
I wonder if people legitimately believe shit like this

[Anonymous No.53027473]

>>53027363
The pump is fading away boil bro

[Anonymous No.53027484]

>>53026639
Hope your wrong; Southwest used to be the only well run Airline in US. If it really goes under, its another deathknell in US economy

[Anonymous No.53027507]

>>53027399
it would prevent price manipulation and we return to supply and demand. Also Im Not a Communist but North Korea is based. Human beings are cattle

[Anonymous No.53027561]

>>53027507
We get it, you lost a bunch of money on commodities because you didn't understand what you were doing, blamed it on manipulation and now want to end the game because others who do know what they are doing are still having fun and making money.

[Anonymous No.53027575]

>>53027507
As long as Jews are around there will be everything manipulation. Even back when interest and usury was banned, there was exceptions for Jews to charge interest

[Anonymous No.53027577]

>>53027561
no, Im not a retarded goldbug, Im thinking of ways to improve the economy.

[Anonymous No.53027643]

so we never really spoke much about it but...why are semis doing so poorly? was it mainly from that restrictive semi bill that was passed to cuck china or is it something else? i dont get it, so many industries still rely on them

[Anonymous No.53027665]

>>53027643
They were way overpriced and once they stop going in a straight line up, investors become a bit more sensible.

[Anonymous No.53027742]

This green is fake, right?

[Anonymous No.53027745]

>>53027144
If SPY crabs or bleed slowly for months and you'll lose money on your puts.

[Anonymous No.53027759]

>>53027402
You're down 60%. That's very bad.

[Anonymous No.53027764]

>>53027745
Delta>theta

[Anonymous No.53027785]

>>53027643
Couple factors.
First china sanctions hurt semi sales since china buys so much of the high end semis the west designs/taiwan manufactures.
Second semis have had so much investment and development everywhere that they've become commodified. Margins are shrinking and only the high-end performance or server parts have good margin.
The problem with relying on high-end server parts for good margin is that most of the big server customers are building up their in-house designs. Google, MS, AWS all have custom semi parts they're using. This keeps biting away at the future projects for the Intel, AMD, Nvidia's server-related sales.

[Anonymous No.53027792]

I just sold my position on nat gas at . I can sleep now.

[Anonymous No.53027812]

> oil

Its like the pump never happened

[Anonymous No.53027919]

Why are we here? What do we think we can even accomplish? If we got what we wanted, would it make a difference? would we even know ?

[Anonymous No.53027970]

>>53027144
>>53027205
Too risky right now. We've had this volatility regime with VIX in the 20-30 range but it's sorta been bouncing on the edge of 20 and could go lower, then your puts are fucked. Doesn't matter that they are five months out.

[Anonymous No.53027988]

>>53027970
>VIX ta
Kek

[Anonymous No.53028011]

Is this shit bearish for stocks? I just want the taiwan invasion and south/north korea war to start already.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/china-taiwan-us-defense-spending-bill-rcna63221

[Anonymous No.53028060]

>>53026643
Only buy 2x so you don't have leverage decay

[Anonymous No.53028065]

What does a bear market bounce mean here for VIX? It could break 18 level and go into 15s or even 12.
Would UVXY be THE wagmi play when VIX goes 15? Only way you can get btfo on that is when war in ukraine ends and that's an instant +5% green dildo on sippy pippy 500.
But i ain't no options expert but I don't think VIX can ever crash below 10.

[Anonymous No.53028102]

>>53027919
a man should live his life by his principles, live a just and virtuous life. seek simplistic happiness and contentment. not become a slave unto desire or the material, and live by the golden rule. our actions or conduct in relation to others and situations we find ourselves in are important because it is we who decide how we will respond, it is the choice of free will. all the kings, emperors and pharaohs of history, their kingdoms lost to time perhaps even their names forgotten however how they chose to live is what mattered, it is ones conduct and meditation upon life which ultimately determines what kind of a man you are and were. even if there was no one to bear witness to such deeds, you would know.

[Anonymous No.53028117]

>>53028102
Thats very gay

[Anonymous No.53028118]

>>53028102
Based beyond belief

[Anonymous No.53028247]

I have 40 bucks in stocks right now after selling most of it to pay some shit off, how do I start flipping this?

[Anonymous No.53028250]

>>53028102
Sorry anon but thats simply to much text to read

[Anonymous No.53028265]

>>53028247
Buy kneepads

[Anonymous No.53028298]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53028302]

>>53028102
Nah, there are higher powers out there and only the dumbest people don't get that. It's not an accident that Satan gets all the highest positions of power on earth too so just look for that if you need proof.

[Anonymous No.53028367]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53028402]

>le futures

[Anonymous No.53028410]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53028425]

[Anonymous No.53028432]

>>53028410
>21st century american
>>53028425
>20th century american

[Anonymous No.53028492]

>>53028102
picrel is mfw reading your manifesto to the end

[Anonymous No.53028510]

>>53026688
Double eights nailed it.

[Anonymous No.53028532]

>>53026824
Kwanzaa is to Christmas what Christmas is to the feast of Sol Invictus. Layers upon layers of falsehood. Now take these irrelevant questions back to /pol/ please.

[Anonymous No.53028541]

>>53028510
personally i'm in depression stage for investments

[Anonymous No.53028554]

>check futures, green before bed
>wake up, red
just another day in the year 2022

[Anonymous No.53028576]

>>53028554
As long as they maintain their dividend they'll always have some value.

[Anonymous No.53028578]

futes are green as fuck niggas

[Anonymous No.53028601]

>>53028541
Greetings, fellow TSLA investor.

[Anonymous No.53028606]

>>53028578
This week will be awesome for some of us, not so much for others

[Anonymous No.53028639]

>>53028410
Is this the Glutton of Kiev?

[Anonymous No.53028645]

>>53028606
IM POOMPIN

[Anonymous No.53028738]

yikes, fucking AMC getting raped without lube

[Anonymous No.53028739]

We are getting a giga dump at close I bet

[Anonymous No.53028742]

>>53028739
giga dump already started for AMC kek

[Anonymous No.53028754]

basically I'm just not gonna sell it (the calls)
I know.... UGH... I know.....
I'm sorry it's just that I'm not gonna sell it is all

[Anonymous No.53028823]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53028827]

Obviously invest in peer to peer lending

[Anonymous No.53028831]

>>53028645
Wake me up when we doomp please

[Anonymous No.53028832]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53028833]

>>53028827

[Anonymous No.53028836]

>>53028833
Thanks for the financial compliment

[Anonymous No.53028842]

>>53028742
Apes Together Strong

[Anonymous No.53028849]

>>53028827
Hey dawg, lemme hold like twenny dolla til payday mane, I gotchoo back my nigga

[Anonymous No.53028850]

>>53028842
Kek baggies
2 weeks till the meltup

[Anonymous No.53028854]

$88 tsla by end of january

[Anonymous No.53028874]

>>53028302
can the christcucks fuck off please? getting really tired of hearing about your sky daddy imaginary friend you fucking schizos.

"no no, he really exists! he talks to me, in my head! uh, proof he's real? uhhh... just believe, you heathen! you'll burn in hell, that's what he told me in my head! he's all powerful! yeah!" okay schizo take your meds and put the straight jacket on.

[Anonymous No.53028877]

>>53026624
I just finished a comp sci degree and I am interested in market analysis with machine learning. Any tips before I begin?

[Anonymous No.53028899]

>>53028877
here's my tip: give up faggot lol

[Anonymous No.53028912]

what am i supposed to do in this market, keep buying or wait until a possible -30% drop? what if it doesn't happen and this truly was the bottom? i'm so undecided

[Anonymous No.53028914]

>>53028912
drip feed into the market 5% every month

[Anonymous No.53028915]

>>53028912
i bought in at ~3600. if it drops another 20-30% then im buying on margin. simple as

[Anonymous No.53028923]

>>53028877
Nigger

[Anonymous No.53028932]

>>53028899
>>53028923
sorry for asking, cheers.

[Anonymous No.53028937]

>>53028932
doing you a favor lad, there are billion dollar firms that fuck up with it.

[Anonymous No.53028947]

>>53028914
this

[Anonymous No.53028951]

https://twitter.com/alifarhat79/status/1607068234246676482

[Anonymous No.53028966]

>>53028951
russian controlled account btw

[Anonymous No.53028969]

>>53028102
define a "just and virtuous life".

[Anonymous No.53028977]

>>53028849
nah, i don't think i will.

[Anonymous No.53028989]

>>53028874
No

[Anonymous No.53028998]

>>53028977
Spotted and gotted.

[Anonymous No.53029000]

>>53028989
Yes.

[Anonymous No.53029017]

why are futes bussin

[Anonymous No.53029030]

bye bye tsla load up on puts looooooooooooooooool elon do another fag tweet lmao even i promisez i wont sell my stonk lmaooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.53029066]

Tesla is going to be alright, right bros? BROS ITS THE FUTURE I THOUGHT? MARS? H-HELLO MARS?

[Anonymous No.53029087]

so 4chan is really only bots by now

[Anonymous No.53029102]

>>53029087
at least 30%, yeah. most of /smg/ rope'd

[Anonymous No.53029114]

>>53029102
even some of WSB moved on to corporate bond plays

[Anonymous No.53029123]

>>53029102
tbf I thought you are a bot too. I mean, frog imagery, all caps, post ironic shitpost about the "current thing". You sure you didnt just put the previous post into some chat bot and pasted the result here?

[Anonymous No.53029225]

red day

[Anonymous No.53029239]

I'm gonna toss some green into my SWPPX today. Just toss extra green into SWPPX from now till uh whenever.

[Anonymous No.53029246]

>nasdaq futures

the fuck just happened?

[Anonymous No.53029254]

>>53029225
red day
red week
red month
red year
red life

[Anonymous No.53029260]

>TSLA already down 5% pre market
HOLY FUCKING SHIT AT LEAST WAIT UNTIL THE FUCKING NEW YEAR WHERE THE FUCK IS THE RELIEF BOUNCE

[Anonymous No.53029268]

>>53029260
That was friday, hope you enjoyed that santa rally anon.

[Anonymous No.53029277]

>>53029246
>Snap back to reality
>Oh, there goes gravity

[Anonymous No.53029280]

>>53029260
$100 TSLA is where i will SLURP

[Anonymous No.53029286]

>>53029268
>that
Santa rally for ants. At least bitty is hanging on. I'm surprised at how stable it's been.

[Anonymous No.53029290]

>>53028977
Again? No I loved that little nigga. It's like Tupac and biggie all over

[Anonymous No.53029307]

HO HO HO

MERRRRRRRRRY BEARMAS

[Anonymous No.53029315]

>>53029307
Mada mada bobo

[Anonymous No.53029322]

>>53029307
Namenna, kumayarou.

[Anonymous No.53029358]

>>53029307
FUCK OFF BOBO CUNT I WILL END YOU

[Anonymous No.53029363]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53029380]

Santa Rally.

[Anonymous No.53029395]

>TSLA #1 trending on Stocktwits

Perfect. Time for the capitulation leg down

[Anonymous No.53029397]

[Anonymous No.53029402]

>>53029307
I waited patiently for this, I gave mumu a whole green day

[Anonymous No.53029404]

KEK TESLA BAGGIES

[Anonymous No.53029416]

>people were buying tesla at $400/share

[Anonymous No.53029417]

the most obvious bobo trap

[Anonymous No.53029440]

>>53029416
I've never owned TSLA but have 10k buy order at $60
at this speed it gets filled pretty soon

[Anonymous No.53029448]

>>53029417
That is one ugly Christmas sweater, or whatever you're wearing there mumu

[Anonymous No.53029456]

>>53029440
Sell some naked calls, what could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.53029466]

hello tsla general, if elon says he's leaving will that make the stock go up or down

[Anonymous No.53029467]

Hmm..

Would be quite the cohencidence if VIX goes bananas on same day..

I’ve learned to be suspicious of burst pipes..

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/cboe-vix-options-trade-electronic-130200146.html

[Anonymous No.53029469]

>>53029416https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJEEaO7oDKU

[Anonymous No.53029476]

>>53029469
Cannot believe people get financial advice from youtubers, people who are incentivized to make outlandish clickbait claims. Kek

[Anonymous No.53029478]

Santa bloodbath
DOOM year's dump

[Anonymous No.53029503]

https://apnews.com/article/science-business-california-climate-and-environment-d6cb7b048ce916e04be809482fd9cbe6

uranium bros i dont feel so good..

[Anonymous No.53029507]

>>53029467
Next there gonna be on video rolling out batches of Vixes in suitcases hidden under tables aren't they?

[Anonymous No.53029515]

All you fags hoping for sub 100 tesla are the same cocksuckers hoping for sub 10k btc.

[Anonymous No.53029519]

did apple computer get some bad news? why is the dow bussin while the Q's are sussin

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53029525]

>>53029467
those pipes hold the steam that makes vix go up, i would expect the lack of pressure would cause vix to collapse today.

[Anonymous No.53029526]

>>53029519

[Anonymous No.53029543]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53029549]

*ting*
*ting*
*ting*
i have an announcement

[Anonymous No.53029552]

>>53029515
narrative on the way up fundamentals on the way down

[Anonymous No.53029570]

*ahem*


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53029586]

>>53029467
VIX is now up 6%

[Anonymous No.53029587]

oilbros I'm feeling good today

[Anonymous No.53029594]

Are bonds the way to go for now? I’m buying another I-bond in January and am thinking of buying T-bills for the rest of the cash that I have. I haven’t sold anything other than some individual stocks. I’m still holding my Vanguard funds but am thinking of buying only short term bonds for the next few months.

[Anonymous No.53029599]

oh no, apple computer, why

[Anonymous No.53029603]

>>53029586
This time will be different

[Anonymous No.53029609]

Alright bobo i consneed

[Anonymous No.53029615]

how rare is it for there to be no santa rally in december?

[Anonymous No.53029618]

it's going to be a fun few weeks bros

[Anonymous No.53029620]

>>53029467
>sorry anon you can't trade today, the VIX pipe bursted

kek

[Anonymous No.53029637]

>>53029615
someone posted here that it happens 75% of the time (over which range of years i dont know). and that the santa rally is during the days of dec 27-jan 2

[Anonymous No.53029638]

>>53026624
Say something nice to this past year long bear market.

[Anonymous No.53029639]

>>53029615

There has never been a “Santa rally” during a bear market. (N = 6)

[Anonymous No.53029652]

this fucking dump has to be played out by now
people are fucking insane with fear

[Anonymous No.53029654]

>>53026624
>>Links for fed pivoters
>https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
>https://www.sprc.org/
>https://bad-dragon.com/shop
lmao

[Anonymous No.53029678]

Pivot
CPI good
China opening

These memes are pushed extra hard to get dumb retailers to buy these fake pumps just like Cathie was pushed as a genius to get more money into shit companies aside from her Tesla win

[Anonymous No.53029687]

are we at "thrill"?

[Anonymous No.53029694]

>>53029687
YEP bears 100%

[Anonymous No.53029698]

>>53029687
Nah we are at 2017 levels if you don't factor in inflation. Btc is a shit asset

[Anonymous No.53029703]

>>53029654
I doubt there is a pivot coming, I do think the market is going to start buying at some point because this dump can't continue forever

[Anonymous No.53029709]

I'm just here to become a professional trader like John Rocker.

[Anonymous No.53029713]

>>53029703
>this dump can't continue forever
*laughes in 30 year nikkei crab market*

[Anonymous No.53029721]

what THE FUCK happened to the futures!

[Anonymous No.53029724]

>>53029713
why do fags always assume a 1:1 correlation between the US/West and Japan?
extremely fucking annoying

[Anonymous No.53029741]

>>53029698
im talking about the only asset there is, SPX

[Anonymous No.53029742]

>>53029721
Gods chosen people got to have their santa rally. Now it's the gentiles turn to have their regularly scheduled dump :)

[Anonymous No.53029751]

>>53029741
Spx hasn't really corrected much yet

[Anonymous No.53029757]

>>53029724
You are looking at it wrong. Think of it as a rippling effect. What happened on one side of the lake(or in this case market) will inevitably effect the other if the splash is big enough. Did you forget about how central banks are all connected to each other one way or another?

[Anonymous No.53029765]

>>53029724
>1:1 correlation
He's suggesting Shit&Piss can crab for 3 decades and piss everyone off just like Nikkei pissed every jap off retard.

[Anonymous No.53029766]

>>53027402
29
lol you’ve been holding since 70 haven’t you
you’re one of those two retards who were insisting it would be back up in a few months aren’t you
i told you then and i’m reminding you now
SOXL will not be back to 60 for years, if it ever gets back there at all

[Anonymous No.53029772]

>>53029765
>He's suggesting Shit&Piss can crab for 3 decades and piss everyone off just like Nikkei pissed every jap off retard.
then that's a 1:1 correlation you asinine fuck

[Anonymous No.53029779]

Hi anons
Would it be wise to invest in QLD for the long term? In a Roth IRA if it matters

[Anonymous No.53029792]

>>53029757
this is stupid, anon.
when ripples happen in the global market there isnt a 30 year lag.

[Anonymous No.53029793]

>>53029772
>just like Nikkei pissed every jap off retard.
japanese people barely own stocks

[Anonymous No.53029803]

>>53029793
>japanese people barely own stocks
they don't own japanese stocks; it's the same everywhere, everyone just throws money at the big tech memes in the US which is why we got such a giga retard bubble

[Anonymous No.53029814]

kek, nice santa rally, bull faggots

[Anonymous No.53029816]

>they disparage the crab market
stupid fucking investors
you're all just Cathie Wood clones
welcome to the Trader era faggots
faggots

[Anonymous No.53029836]

>>53029549
WHOA BLACK BETTY

[Anonymous No.53029838]

What’s going to happen when PCE inflation drops to 4, and then 3% in the coming months? Will the stock market rally?
Why? Why not?

[Anonymous No.53029846]

Is unusualwhales premium worth it? They made a tweet about how they caught a bunch of insider trades, and it looks like it could be useful but there are probably other scanners that are just as good. What do you guys use?

[Anonymous No.53029850]

>>53029846
That is a very antisemetic tweet

[Anonymous No.53029856]

>>53029416

[Anonymous No.53029864]

>>53029856
tesla didnt go to $500, unless he means presplit then hes not even down much..

[Anonymous No.53029866]

>>53029856
not convinced it's real that's something i would type ironically

[Anonymous No.53029873]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53029877]

How does the portfolio look, bros?

[Anonymous No.53029878]

LETS MAKE SOME MONEY YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH

[Anonymous No.53029884]

>>53029877
that's not a portfolio those are options.

[Anonymous No.53029887]

>>53029864
this was back during the time when AAPL was also splitting. in 2020.

[Anonymous No.53029888]

>>53029416
I just wish I had the balls to not close my shorts so early. I'm hoping for a santa rally and then reopening a short personally.

[Anonymous No.53029889]

[Anonymous No.53029900]

Which of these nothingburgers made it dump and why?

[Anonymous No.53029908]

>>53029846
if they could make money from the information they're sharing, they would keep it to themselves

[Anonymous No.53029913]

>>53029416
Pretty funny seeing all the claims that TSLA is oversold. You just know that every time it's a new bagholder being born.

[Jealous No.53029917]

I can't see why it would finish the year off the lows

[Anonymous No.53029921]

>>53029846
You can make your own scan. Vol > 1,000. OI < 1,000. Sort by put/call ratio. And then do more research to see if it was bought/sold to open, and part of a spread or not. Something along those lines.

[Anonymous No.53029926]

>>53029917
>I can't see why

[Anonymous No.53029927]

>>53029913
i can see a bounce soon, but <100 is fair value

[Anonymous No.53029933]

>>53029779
Please respond

[Jealous No.53029942]

>>53029900
Closing off the lows for the year seems unlikely. Off the lows on Friday will just encourage dumping next week and they won't want this January to look like last January, IMO.

[Anonymous No.53029955]

>>53029942
this is my thinking as well
watched several studies over the weekend of previous bear markets where if there was no santa rally, the move into opening weeks of January is absolutely brutal
hard to stop the momentum when the Santa rally gets killed
I too think that they want to window dress, want to move it higher to stoke retail demand
Get more retail investors to buy in and start Q1 in January
that, or we have a massive gaping asshole flushdown, to yearly lows, leading into January / February dump to 3300 SPX
one or the other

[Anonymous No.53029957]

>>53029779
>>53029933
Yes, but you have to be comfortable averaging when basically drowning in red and taking profits/selling covered calls when green.

[Anonymous No.53029965]

Am I still banned?

[Anonymous No.53029970]

>TMF
>TMV

[Anonymous No.53029971]

DRV bros....

[Anonymous No.53029972]

i miss bang bang bang poster

[Anonymous No.53029974]

>>53029779
Who knows. The truth is out there.
http://www.ddnum.com/articles/leveragedETFs.php

[Anonymous No.53029978]

all I want for Christmas is for the MRNA jews to lose everything

[Anonymous No.53029989]

>>53029978
Christmas is over anon

[Anonymous No.53029997]

>presents

[Anonymous No.53030017]

>>53029467
Type in VIX chart into Google and it will flash 6.66% then disappear lmao

[Jealous No.53030019]

>>53029978
Bless it.

[Anonymous No.53030022]

>>53029927
I wouldn't be surprised if it sees a short relief rally at some point, but it's not a good trade to take. The overvaluation is clear and the downtrend is obvious.
The dynamics don't favor any sustained bounce. It's one of the few growth stocks still above its pre-covid highs, and as those gains rapidly disappear the rational longs are bailing. All that'll be left are the true believers in technogod Elon, and a rotating wave of dip buying bagholders each taking a 20% loss before flipping their shares back into the pool on the ride down.

[Anonymous No.53030043]

bilichads wagmi

[Anonymous No.53030047]

>>53029467
>>53030017

[Anonymous No.53030056]

>>53029974
Thanks anon
>>53029957
Why do I need to sell covered calls? I would just hold indefinitely. I have no issue averaging, I will be contributing the max allowable for Roth IRA until I am no longer allowed. It's not my primary account, just trying to figure out what I should hold in my IRA.

[Anonymous No.53030062]

What's up with China?

[Anonymous No.53030065]

>>53030056
you answered your own question
>sell cc
>farm premium
>can buy other stocks or keep averaging

[Anonymous No.53030067]

DRILL NYE THE TESLA GUY

>DRILL DRILL DRILL DRILL DRILL
>DRILL DRILL DRILL DRILL DRILL

[Anonymous No.53030070]

>>53030062
No more zero coof restrictions. Crematoriums filling up fast, though.

[Anonymous No.53030073]

>>53030062
Fake out break out

[Anonymous No.53030074]

BROS...

[Anonymous No.53030075]

>>53030017
Nigger

[Anonymous No.53030083]

>>53030073
Posting this subhuman should be a bannable offense

[Anonymous No.53030087]

>>53030083
it is

[Anonymous No.53030089]

>>53030022
shorts closing always make it pump hard after hard sell offs

[Anonymous No.53030090]

>SPY takes a shit
>BTC goes with it
Why the FUCK can't they leave bitcoin alone? There's literally no fucking reason it has to follow stocks candle by candle.

[Anonymous No.53030092]

>>53029965
not sure, you should try posting some porn again if you really want to know

[Anonymous No.53030094]

Kek baggies

[Anonymous No.53030104]

>>53030083
He represents mumutards so well though

[Anonymous No.53030112]

>>53030062
BILI is making anime real

[Anonymous No.53030121]

uh oh stinky

[Anonymous No.53030128]

>>53030090
obligatory

[Anonymous No.53030133]

>GME

[Anonymous No.53030136]

NEW
>>53030131
>>53030131
>>53030131

[Anonymous No.53030138]

>>53030073
The more I watch Niko the more I come to realize he is one of the worlds greatest method actors. But saying he is simply a method actor is too simple of a term for it. He is a jester that is showing the world how far we have fallen and it's all a funny joke and no one realizes it. He is ahead of his time to say the least.

[Anonymous No.53030459]

>>53030056
>Why do I need to sell covered calls?
Because a leverage stock is guaranteed to short term have downward cycles. You will get chopped if you just hold.

[Anonymous No.53032569]

What the fair value of Tesla?