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>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
https://streamable.com/bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mgucv2/the_everything_short
>^watch-along
https://youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
https://youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
https://youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>SEC 10-K Annual report
https://sec.report/Document/0001326380-22-000021
>GameStop Investor, NFT, & Wallet Sites
https://investor.gamestop.com/home
https://nft.gamestop.com
https://wallet.gamestop.com/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
http://www.nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
https://www.nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65/the_apes_guide_to_the_galaxy_a_compilation_of_dds
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pb22oj/the_puzzle_pieces_of_quarterly_movements_equity
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pmj9yk/i_found_the_entire_naked_shorting_game_plan
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/when_you_wish_upon_a_star_a_complete_guide_to
https://gmedd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/GMEdd-GameStopValuation-16Nov21-1.pdf
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>53020169

As always:
>sneed hedgies

>> No.53023874

At 4AM for premarket you will shit yourself. The price of GME will be 27,932.44. Over the course of the morning the price will fluctuate wildly but won’t go below $20,000. You will begin to see crypto dump the likes which have never been seen. BTC will drop under $10,000. At 9:30 the real fun begins. GME will instantly hit $79,212.69 and trigger a halt. The market will begin to bleed and halt too. GME will suspend trading for the day at 10:44am and the rest of the market will halt at 11:13am. SPY will be sub $200 and Americans will begin rushing to the banks to withdraw all their money.

Normies will be priced out and all other shitcoins become irrelevant. BTC will be sub $5,000. /biz/ will be a sea of rage wojaks except for one little green glimmer of hope. There will be no more shills no more hate. Just us vs Kenny, Bezos, Steve and the world. We will be victorious. Are you ready?

Checkem.

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>>53023865
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.042 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.8 (17.95) million shares DRS'd by Oct. 29th, 2022
>Previously 71.3 (17.825) M shares by end of Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,222.898B, 96P = 23.155B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,216.348B, 105P = 21.108B per (roughly)
Monday RRP: No

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
nft.gamestop.com/games
>Web3 Games open on Marketplace
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19941/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19946/html
>FY22 Q3 Earnings 8-K/10-Q

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

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>>53023865
WAGMI, FRENS!!
LUM BELONGS TO /GME/

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WAGMI bebies

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>tfw MOASS

>> No.53023905

>>53023865
>>53023874
>>53023876
I have never seen anyone make a baker sandwich before

>> No.53023908

>>53023865
Dark souls 2 is a poorly designed and programmed game, that is all.

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>>53023885
Based

>> No.53023911

last 3 years have my life have been fucking shit.
I really fucking hope something happens in 2023

>> No.53023923
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I made smol jiemi. Say something nice to her
(again cuz baeked)

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>>53023923
She's literally me

>> No.53023943

>>53023865
comfy and waiting for everyone to WAGMI together in unison.

>> No.53023948

>>53023923
Are German markets open today?

>> No.53023980

>>53023901

Anyone that uses this gif ensures a painful death for one of your loved ones.

>> No.53023981

For me, it's tomboy harem theory
>News calls it "gay"
>Too complicated for normies to understand
>I raise an army of strong sons

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bought several thousands worth of extra, simple as is
wagmi

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>>53023948
Nein mein Frrrreund

>> No.53023997

Does /biz/ need country flags like /sp/

>> No.53024011

DRSing is the only way. If you have no shares DRSed you’re literally screwing your self out of generation changing money. The brokerages are going to scramble to find authentic shares once this goes to insane prices once the float is locked.

The game will literally stop.

It’s musical chairs and you’ll be the one left without a chair when the game/music stops. Don’t be a dumb ass.

>> No.53024026

Wagmi

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>>53024011
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHSHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHSHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHSHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHSHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHSHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>> No.53024044
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Kek ID hopping ad hominem faggot. I will never relent Keith. You’re through

>> No.53024077

>>53024044
>he actually id hopped 300 replies into a almost archived thread
Holy Kek

>> No.53024094

kek holiday baggies

>> No.53024130

>>53023865
kek baggies

>> No.53024133

>>53024077
He is mentally disabled.

>> No.53024136

We used to play pretend, give each other different names
We would board a rocket ship and then we'd fly it far away
Used to dream of outer space, but now they're laughing at our face saying
"kek baggies you lost all your money", yeah

>> No.53024182

>>53024011
This is correct but your spacing is extremely gay. Also, DRS numbers have only ever been reporting book entry shares as book entry shares are the class A common stock which the company actually issued and could be converted to a paper share if the company was still issuing them. Anyone not direct registering their shit at least in part to some degree has been psyopped, but they'll still make it to whatever extent their broker has to pay out before they start force closing positions.

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I've come all this way...

>> No.53024210

>>53024044
>he thinks whomever he was arguing with was me
>for the 84636th time
Kek your mental illness and how rent free I am in your head is hilarious. Literally just got back from my sisters but stay mad at strangers and think it's me again. It's hilarious that you still can't tell difference in posters but your autism is off the charts. Weird

>> No.53024228

>>53024182

I don’t give a fuck about spacing when my content of what I’m saying is life changing. Someone going to realize that DRS is the way and it’s going to change their life because of me.

>> No.53024240

Do you guys think RC is just seething right now? He became the BOOK KING a few weeks before earnings hoping the schizos on reddit would connect the dots but instead they just posted pictures of rockets from the literal children's books like RC was trying to send them some kind of coded message, when in reality he was screaming BOOK YOUR FUCKING SHARES and now another quarter has passed and he actually has to do business stuff in the next three months while we wait for other catalysts

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>>53024182
>DRS numbers are only reporting book entry
I want this to be true because we could double our registrations with the flip of a switch.

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>>53024210
Kys nigger. Go make a BBBY thread you dumb fucking baglet retard

>> No.53024312

>>53024270
>his seething
Manifested
>His demons
Figments
>his ass blast
Eternal
>my keks
Colossal
>my spectre
Rent free
>his malding
Misdirected

I'm just laughing at how you've been told not everyone who calls you a retard is me over 200 times but yet here we are, 201 times and it's hilarious kek

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>>53024270
>>53024312
so you two like mortal enemies or something?

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>>53024193

>> No.53024415

Baggotz will be red next year just like this year. Stay red baggotz.

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>>53024312
Everyone knows it’s you, faggot. No one else is retarded enough to still be holding BBBY at $2.50 after Cohen’s guy just left the board, and of course everything prior to that which you’ve been in denial about like, oh idk, Ryan selling for example
>>53024336
You’re damn skippy

>> No.53024505

>>53024439
I thought Ryan sold because GameStop was acquiring BBBY through a reverse merger or something?

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>>53024439
Nope just you as usual despite being utterly BTFO at every turn. I bet you go into stores are scream "fuck you keith!" At the linen section and lose your shit when you get into bed "god dammit keith!" As you pull the covers up kek. It's amazing to see just how badly my spectre has haunted you hahaha your mental illness has really degraded your mind and it's brilliant. I'm minting this as an xmas NFT so you can be reminded the 202+ time(s) you think whomever you are autistically screeching at is me again lol

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Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Giftcard Gifting Cashlets can do about it.

WAGMI

>>53023911
What if I told you this is the year all your wildest dreams come true...?

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>>53024533
checked
my body is ready

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>>53024533
>wildest dreams come true
nuking hedgies from orbit.

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>>53024518
>your mental illness has really degraded your mind
>I’m minting this as an xmas NFT

>> No.53024669

>gee Rick I'd be awfully embarrassed about how cringe it would be if I was shouting at strangers over the internet thinking it was someone else. Well jeez I would just die of embarrassment if it happened more than once, but over 200 times?

>> No.53024685

is this what swinging your GME for BBBY at $15 does to a nigga?

>> No.53024717
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kek lummies
kek keithies
kek hedgies
wagmi tomorrow

>> No.53024744

how do i cope with being a baggie for 2 years

>> No.53024805

>>53024744
For me, it's simply gaslighting. Luckily my family doesn't ask about GameStop but on the rare occasion they do I feign ignorance. They ask where the money they gave me to invest is and I tell them I lost it because I was all in on BTC on FTX. They say I thought I told them crypto was a scam and they should not invest in it. I tell them ctypto is the future but not NFTs, those are the real scam and shit on GameStop and Trump in the same breath

>> No.53024823
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WAGMI

>> No.53024857

>>53024669
You fool. if you actually watched Rick and Morty and understood the genius of the show You would know the character Morty who you were RPing as in this post is considered the Dumb character of the group. Rick is the smart character. You should be quoting rick if you want GME to think you are smart and hold more weight to your opinions.

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>this is who is screaming about BBBY in every thread
>211 shares
I do so hope you are adding to that stack. Genuinely I do. I want us all to make it. Just remember though I'll be making it 6x as harder and every single day you thank Cohen you will also be cursing me and thus the rent free living shall continue long long after the moass and I shall never ever think of you again. But everytime a prodigy song plays or a commercial for linen products comes on you will gnash your teeth and your spleen will bubble up more bile. Your going to take my spectre all the way to your grave kek

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>>53023865
>>53023876
>>53024193
>>53024533 checked
WAGMI baby
WAGMI

>> No.53024942

>>53023948
Christmas is celebrated in Germany.

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>>53024857
Honestly after season 3 and they took like 2 fucking years off during the height of the show does anyone really care anymore? Their video games have been really unfunny and meh at best as well.

>> No.53024953

>>53024133
Explains why he gets the disability benefit.

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>>53024901
how's 0 dollars and having to suck cock to make ends meet sound instead?
hope you own a sturdy pair of kneepads

>> No.53024955

>>53024943
The stories in the comics have been funnier than the show. Pretty retarded

>> No.53024962

How many shares is a 'Spend the rest of my life being tended two by a harem of nubile women without a need to lift a finger unless it is of my own desire' stack?

>> No.53024987

>>53024954
Lum lum full of cum
Sucks off hedgies by the ton
Comes in threads just for "fun"
But leaves with redness on his bum

>> No.53025006

>>53024954
Lum looking disapprovingly at your post kek sneed hedgies on ledgies

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Damn she is literally me. Is she bigger or smaller then apu?

>> No.53025046

>>53024987
hahaha oh my god it's this guy again
he screencaps and reports his own posts like they were something notable
didnt this whole thread disown you?

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>>53024252
It has been staring everyone in the face the entire time, and I was bitching about it more than a year ago. Telling people to setup recurring purchases and they were all good without mentioning moving shares from plan to book was intentional, been doing that shit since '21.

>> No.53025061

>>53024252
anon, it isnt true. kek

>> No.53025075

>>53024954
BUILT FOR GME

>> No.53025078
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>>53025023
I'm guessing same size

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yeah, I'm thinking wagmi

>> No.53025106

>>53025054
The data lines up better with the consistent DRSing rate you'd expect from regular purchasing and the underestimated data from Q2 and under for Q3 (the hedgies sold theory). Not to mention who reports data one way then changes it with no official notice? As cryptic as RC and GameStop have been there's no reason for them to have to hide the announcement that they're only talking about book not plan as well.

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>>53025078
Are they frens now or wat :D

>> No.53025113

>>53025106
>and over for Q3
A word.

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Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you non DRS'd non booked retards can do about it.

WAGMI

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>>53025106
It’s all bullshit how do you not see that? Are you retarded? If everyone on this retarded board makes fun of this thread imagine how normies feel.

>> No.53025147

>>53025140
That's nice dearie.

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WAGMI

>> No.53025201

>>53025147
Nothing personal man I got offered a few bucks to spread “fud” in this thread but the payment bounced lol. Fuck this job

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Look at her go

>> No.53025210

>>53025201
That's an interesting story, I think I heard your cousin was saying a similar thing. You should go tell him all about it.

>> No.53025223

https://www.reuters.com/markets/us/us-retail-sales-grows-76-holiday-season-mastercard-data-2022-12-26/

Copium for profitability lads

>> No.53025249

>>53024943
NGMI (never gonna Morty it)

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>wagmi gentlemen

>> No.53025294

Ryan Cohen didn't say anything festive on Twitter. I think those hedgie fucks are suppressing his account and his tweets are shadowbanned. It is simply unacceptable and disgusting that he is being silenced. What should we do?

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BUILT
FOR
GME

>> No.53025299

TV shows that are funny

-What We Do in the Shadows
-Barry
-The League
-Ghosts (unironically)
-Shoresy/Letterkenny
-Righteous Gemstones

Shows that are NOT funny

-Rick and Morty
-The Big Bang Theory
-Community
-Emily in Paris
-bobs burgers

>> No.53025304

>>53025223
Being already cashflow positive makes it a lot easier to switch to being profitable. Ryan did say achieving profitability short term was his biggest priority.

>> No.53025313

>>53025294
blow up twitter in minecraft

>> No.53025326

are you guys buying anything from the Steam sale?

>> No.53025329

>>53025299
Every time I hear about Letterkenny my urge to go oil goose eggs rises.

>> No.53025339

>>53025295
Lum is basically already a pinup girl, so she does make for a decent mascot. If Gamestop did more in the anime collectibles space that might be cool.

>> No.53025345

>>53025112
I'm thinking "yes"

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Just dumping new OC, get ready

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>>53025299
I haven't watched any of those and my only connection to pop culture comes from 4chan.

>> No.53025382

>>53025304

That cash flow number is extremely misleading. The statement of cash flows shows that most numbers look similar to previous quarters, but the final FCF number of $177.3 million is being propped up by "Accounts payable and accrued liabilities" which equal a whopping $672.7 million. This is nearly double what it was last quarter. Basically, GameStop is only cash flow positive because they are delaying payments to vendors, which is why their net income is still negative (accounts payable are accounted for as expenses - although under different names - on the income statement).

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>> No.53025398

>>53025339
Wake me up when RC tweet about the anime or Gamestop sell Lum merch.

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moar

>> No.53025406

How old were you when you realized it was over?

>> No.53025421

>>53025046
>lum spends more time in /GME/ than he does "making" money gambling
Kek rentoid free

>> No.53025428

>>53025382
Which is interesting in itself with the stated interest to acquire a new business, the withdrawal of their credit rating and deferring payments all would indicate something is going to happen soonish in regards to acquisitions.

>> No.53025433
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cont.

>> No.53025438
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Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>> No.53025450

>>53025428
Furlong stated as much on the call

>> No.53025454

>>53025205
>>53025374
>>53025388
>checked
>>53025403
great edits, fren
>>53025433
>checked again
I did this original edit, I love your addition

>> No.53025455

>>53025428

Considering these guys havent been able to turn GME around, im not bullish on them acquiring a company with a marketcap under a billion and somehow turning that company into a multi billion dollar valuation.

>> No.53025462

>>53025421
And his cartoon "wife" is now everybody's wife. How do you even manage to get cucked by your own cartoon wife LMAO

>> No.53025467
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Hooking up with the flattest of tummies, got some silver for Christmas, finally over my cold, family fully unvaxxed, shares are booked, cats are sleeping, yeah I’m thinking wagmi

>> No.53025480

>>53025455
Well the interest most people have in that deal is if it forces shorts to close.

>> No.53025489

>>53025480
an acquisition or merger would not force closure of any shorts on gme.

>> No.53025495
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>>53025205
It works well.

>> No.53025496
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>>53024193
...to call you a faggot

>> No.53025500

>>53025489
Share spinoff is the hope.

>> No.53025506
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>>53025382
I'm on to you, pal.

>> No.53025510
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>>53025454
Oh thank you. Makes me happy. I love your edits. In fact i am collecting them. I used them in the gme anime intro i made.

>> No.53025518

>>53025500
this hope is the same level of hopium a share dividend and and NFT dividend is. GME is essentially saying we are open to an acquistion because we are unable to use the cash to make GME profitable.

they are saying they would like to give up on the gme business model and start new lol. This is not bullish.

>> No.53025538

>>53025518
Only got to be right about one event that'll force a recall, so I have no problem being blindly bullish.

>> No.53025540

>>53025518
ya blew it

>> No.53025549

>>53025540
the reddit spacing was another dead giveaway

>> No.53025551
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cont. with more additions

>> No.53025558
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>>53025433
checked and saved fren this is a great one
>>53025438
comf comf
>>53025467
out of this world level based
>>53025510
it's a bird, it's a plane! No! It's...JIEMIIIII!

WAGMI

>> No.53025564

>>53025538
while thats true, Managment has the option to announce a forced share recall at any time if there is evidence of illegal activity with their stock. If there was illegal activity going on with the stock, they would have a fiduciary responsibility to the shareholders to announce a share recall.

They have not done this. So...

>> No.53025582
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>53025518
And this is why any mention of meta materials or their spinoff MMTLP makes shills seethe and cope to new heights. Once it gets unhalted this shit is over and GME has carte blanche to do the exact same thing, acquire another company and then issue private equity shares to existing GME shareholders. Shorts are forced to purchase these spinoff shares to issue to whom they're owned as the counterparty to their position and there is much weeping and gnashing of teeth in the aftermath - and as a bonus everyone holding with a broker gets fucked having to wait to receive those spinoff shares meanwhile everyone in CS in book or plan gets their shit immediately in that order before the rest get released to the DTCC to begin the pachinko game of prolapsing financiers.

>> No.53025597

>>53025582
Ya blew it too

>> No.53025615
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53025615

Tiny jiemi unit on da grid.

>> No.53025617

>53025564
Forcing a share recall isn't happening unless a federal judge decides to fuck over mmtlp. Which they will not, as FINRA and the SEC and everyone all agreed to let it happen and then lost their fucking minds and halted it when it became blatantly clear there were way more than the reported number of shares short and it was about to start prolapsing financiers.

>> No.53025629

>>53025564
Isn't it specifically legal for the MM of a stock to be able to sell shares without the need to locate them? For liquidity purposes? With no limitations on quantity? Wasn't that already observed in 2020 and came to a head in an event which was labelled as a squeeze but ended in a ban on retail trading of the stock which saw the SI% closed but they had to ban retail from purchasing it on the tail end so short sellers who'd closed before and during the run up didn't get liquidated on their short positions? Isn't the SI% publicly 21% on a stock which sees only about 1.5% trading a day and has a huge portion of the float consumed by rabid retail fanatics? Man I'm glad you set me straight, I'd hate to invest in all that.

>> No.53025630
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>>53025597
Your mom blew me

>> No.53025633
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53025633

There's only one true stock out there, only one idiosyncratic risk in the market. And it does not share power.

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>>53025582
You dont know?

>> No.53025657
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53025657

You can't even buy the shares in question nor would you receive them for buying the company parents shares. How their spinoff gets handled matters to GME and every other company that would want to do the same, as it's basically the avenue through which any company that's been predatorily shorted well beyond the legal limit or means has to get out of the hole they're in. If this avenue is not left open, then GME has fully legal authorization to do a recall and relist on another exchange.

There was always more than one way to skin a cat.

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>>53025510
>>53025551
>>53025615
basado, fren

>> No.53025671

>>53025651
You didn't know they took the case to court and a judge filed an injunction to prevent that from happening? Or that that's getting decided tomorrow? Wow, crazy times.

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>>53025629
Post your positions anon, lets see that P/L you got

>> No.53025697

>>53025671
You blew it.

>> No.53025708

>>53025630
Jokes on you I have two dads

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>>53025687
Shot's from Jan, too lazy to do it again.

>> No.53025735
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Chekmate soona kenn and danny
*flipping da bird*

>> No.53025739

>>53025712
i dont think ill be taking investment advice from you after seeing this.

>> No.53025744
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53025744

How it feels to buy GME

>> No.53025745
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53025745

She is everywhere. Now she is in weebland!

>> No.53025759
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>>53025629
also your apes are no longer rabid.

>> No.53025760

>>53025739
Fine by me, I don't overly care what you do with your money.

>> No.53025775

>>53025759
Data shows it increasing each quarter so I'd take that over an anecdote.

>> No.53025802
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53025802

What a beautiful scenery. Take a rest anons

>> No.53025811
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>>53025775

i mean the entire float is 254.88 million.

so far we have drs'd 71.5 million or about 28% of the float

We have 183.38 million shares left to DRS the float

The rate of DRS per quarter is around 10 million a quarter
183.38/ 10 = 18.38 quarters

4 quarters in a year so
18.38/4 = 4.595 years

kek

this also does not take into account the selling that will happen the longer this takes

>> No.53025820

>>53025518
Oh you mean that share dividend that the DTCC committed international securities fraud to stop?

>> No.53025826

>>53025811
Well, that doesn't really bother me honestly.

>> No.53025827

>>53025564
So... what? Finish your point.

>> No.53025845
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>>53025744
teehee
>>53025745
>>53025802
*snoozes under a tree*

WAGMI

>> No.53025849

The simplest question to ask is why do they all care so much about our finances? Financial institutions and hedgefunds have never once cared about what retail was doing out of the goodness of their hearts. If any behavior retail was engaged in was actually bad for retail they would be actively encouraging it like they do with pushing options and swing trading. DRS is like exposing a vampire to sunlight, it's obvious that it has some effect just by the hideous and over-the-top response financial institutions have towards it.

>> No.53025864

>>53025849
Brokers bitch about DRS for the same reason crypto exchanges try to fund legislation to make self custodial wallets illegal - it makes them irrelevant to anyone besides gamblers.

>> No.53025867

>>53025827
your brain dead

>> No.53025872

>>53025629
Did you know it's legal for MMs to naked short as much as they want if there are liquidity issues with the underlying? This is a very easy thing to verify.
Keep DRSing :)

>> No.53025889

>>53025849
because for two years retards shoved it in the faces of every person alive. when they turned out to be wrong, your payback comes in the form of mockery. Don't pretend like your surprised to hear i told you so.

>> No.53025898

>>53025872
if its legal you dont need to verify, you just know they are doing it lol and its totally fine.

>> No.53025904

>>53024943
Go back

>> No.53025906

>>53025582
Have (Lamborghini) mercy, I can only get so erect.

>> No.53025908

>>53025898
That's correct, they'll hit a point where infinite naked shorting is completely legal due to liquidity issues and that's when baggies finally rope
The best part is it will be by a noose of their own design

>> No.53025912
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Kek shills

>> No.53025919

>>53025908
kek, fantastic

>> No.53025921

>>53025849
because all of you fucking retards have been shoving it down our throats that moass is real and that you guys will be stupid rich while us real investors and stock traders will regret not buying the "greatest stock in this generation" some type of bullshit. and than you guys start dick riding ryan cohan for being this amazing crpytic, shortseller fighting god. its even worse when you apes act like heroes trying to fight corruption by drsing your shares, and youre gonna use your money to help people, yet most of you fucking idiots are the same people that treat minimum wage workers like sub-human. We make fun of you apes because you guys are a bunch of hypocrites and degenerates, we never attacked you first nor cared about your investment, but i have to hear one more dumb ass kid at the christmas table shoving down his -87% investment down my throat, ill personally short this stock to bankruptcy with all the shills

>> No.53025923

>>53025889
>turned out
But it's not over.

>> No.53025934

>>53025889
>>53025921
So you also go to Chainlink, BTC, TSLA, SOXL, UVXY, AMC, BBBY, AMTD threads and forums?

>> No.53025935
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>>53025921
>because
Stopped reading right there and started masturbating to our (hot)wife, Lum.

>> No.53025936

>>53025912
kek gme holders are into beastiality... go figure

>> No.53025943

>>53025912
Built for BIG WHITE COCK

>> No.53025949
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>>53025919
It will be a beautiful thing to watch, in 4+ years when they maybe lock the float, and absolutely nothing changes because there's specific mechanisms in place to stop this exact scenario from happening by 'owning the float'

>> No.53025962
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>I'll personally short this stock to bankruptcy with all the shills
Go right ahead, it will be extremely funny

>> No.53025976
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>> No.53025989

>>53025934
I’ll answer that question for him since he won’t. The answer is no, since those tickers aren’t in his contract

>> No.53026020
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53026020

allaa-humma innee a‛oodhu bika mi-nal-ham-mi wal-ḥazan, wal-‛ajzi wal-kasal, wal-bukhli wal-jubn, wa ḍa-la‛id-dai-ni, wa ghalaba-tir-rijaal

>> No.53026032
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>> No.53026069

>>53025912
Merry Christmas, based deer poster.

>> No.53026080

>>53025936
>beastiality
Are we looking at the same picture?

>> No.53026083
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Next

>> No.53026092

>>53025849
You upset the shills.

>> No.53026093

>>53025867
> your
Good morning sir. Please finish your thoughts.

>> No.53026098
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OC spam cont.

>> No.53026101

>>53026080
The shills seem to have disappeared, must be off masturbating to the 'beastiality.'

>> No.53026103
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Tehee

>> No.53026112
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>>53023885
Just imagine Lum taking a MASSIVE GME share straight to the purple circle.

>> No.53026183

>>53026103
I AIN'T YOUR AVERAGE SHILLY
I'M SHORT JUST LIKE GRIFFEY
MY BANK ACCOUNT IS NILLY NILLY NILLY OH NOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.53026198

GameStop will reach millions. The lot size doesn’t really matter, only the dollar value. Multi million dollar trades happen all the time (not GME specific). Only difference is the buyer will have to pay more for less. A million is a million is a million. Wether that’s 10 shares or 1000, or 1. Personally afterwards I’d like GameStop to be a new index or a Berkshire Hathaway type. Tracking and being comprised of businesses that fit their vision, and the shareholders. Why not a GameStop style index with all the nostalgic classics and new web 3 companies? Quarterly dividends to live off of. 20k net per year would be simple easy living. Collateral based loan for a small cottage.

>> No.53026201

>>53026198
GMErica

>> No.53026217

>>53026083
>>53026098
>>53026103
I prefer GME Hotwife Lum, to be quite frank with you family.

>> No.53026225

WAGMI so fuckn hard

>> No.53026227

Moass next year for sure amirite baggies hahahahhahahahahahaha
You’ll get le evil hedgies next time apes kek

>> No.53026241
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>>53026217
Why not both

>> No.53026243
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>>53026227
Next year for sure

>> No.53026244
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53026244

some of you shills are okay, don't go to /gme/ tomorrow

>> No.53026250

>>53026241
Make one with a DRS circle over her butthole for maximum parody

>> No.53026254

>>53026241
Yes

>> No.53026265
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>>53026241
>>53026250
>purple circle is the new queen of spades
kek

>> No.53026272
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On to the next crossover!

>> No.53026273

>>53026103
finally
>>53026244
OOOHH CHECKED!
TWELFTH LEGION FULMINATA!

WAGMI gang

>> No.53026288

It's weird, the unhinged posters have stopped posting, and only the resident BBBaggie remained. Tonight was quieter than Christmas Eve and Christmas Day.

>> No.53026319
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>mfw we are literally announcing our plans and how for world takeover and how to achieve it on a japanese cartoon image hosing forum
>nobody believes us
So this is how they get away with it... sheer stupidity.

>> No.53026359

>>53026319
>world takeover
Earlier today a fellow anon expressed how much he needed MOASS to happen so he could "eat ass". Who knows what dastardly deeds he has in store for the world once his nefarious desires are fulfilled.

>> No.53026379
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>>53026288
Everyone had the 24th and 25th off so they had plenty of free time to come talk mad smack. People had to work today so they couldn't be here until the evening, because there is legitimately a lot of "shilling" that is just butthurt former holders or people that are as tired of hearing about gamestop as we are tired of hearing "kek baggies". Same way I've been called a shill in this very thread when I ain't as a kneejerk reaction to anything besides GME being discussed for any reason, which is based and bullish behavior so I ain't trippin.

>> No.53026391

Why do GME baggies get to laugh at BBBY baggies? But when i laugh at GME baggies i get called a shill

>> No.53026400

>>53026379
26th is a Federal Holiday. Are you saying posters who are now gone are from foreign countries?

>> No.53026424
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>>53026400
.......anon I'm pretty sure GME ties in with the whole "we're in cold war II electric boogaloo" state of the world at the moment, yes there are absolutely people paid to come here and fud. Every nation on earth that matters hires millions of people to do nothing but online sentiment manipulation, is this your first time on the internet?

>> No.53026435
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>>53026391

>> No.53026440

>>53026080
oh yes, its kiddie deer porn. fucked on all accounts

>> No.53026444
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>>53026391
I vacuumed up 100 BBBY shares and wrote some options because the price is volatile.
As someone who is watching the meme-stock basket knowing that naked-shorts are desperately holding onto collateral, I have no problem whatsoever investing like a retard. There is zero chance of a market crash because the Fed is keeping some MMs on life support. They can only pretend a crash happened, because the MMs can't handle any serious shocks to the system.
The Fed wants to crub inflation and one of their tools, market crashes, is not available. If a MM gets squeezed then inflation destroys the flood gates. They can't have that, so it doesn't happen. Hence why I buy gold and silver to hedge and SO SHOULD YOU.
The whole system is bankrupt. Governments, states, everyone. Real capitals is what wins here. GME is real capital, but they want to pay you dollars which they will inflate to nothing.
Sell 1 share and buy gold by the KILO

>> No.53026446

>>53026440
No one needs to know what kind of porn you watch.

>> No.53026488

We think it starts this week and SBF will be the patsy. They are planning to blame all naked shorts on TSOs

>> No.53026510
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>>53026444
checked and based. The most difficult step of this play is not to hold but to preserve the wealth post-MOASS. It's land and silver for me.
>>53026488
checked and you are not E. But I believe you.

>> No.53026570

>>53026510
Not gonna lie, the power radiating from the concept of selling a single share of MOASS tier gains and converting it into hard commodity form is a literal death sentence for the over leveraged system.
It is not by some coincidence that I got trips there. If you want to prolapse Wallsteet's anus, this is what you do.

>> No.53026576
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Holy fucking kek, now they're pumping out the BEAR STERNS IS FINE articles
>“Sometimes there’s this sense that the fact that they profited that much is somehow terrible, and I just don’t think that’s the case,” said Betsy Duke, a former Federal Reserve governor who chaired Wells Fargo’s board until 2020.
>“About everything you could throw at the financial system has been thrown at it in the last 10 years."
>"These banks have not just survived but they’ve actually thrived.”
>"The international banking system is fine! We made over a Trillion in a decade! Trust us goy!!!"
>***GME HAS ENTERED THE CHAT***
2023 lookin' spicy fellas...

>> No.53026586

>>53026576
The article:
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/wall-street-big-banks-score-000016531.html

>> No.53026600

>>53026444
Maybe I’m misunderstanding but what that sounds like is either it never squeezes because the government is run by kikes or it will but it won't matter because the dollar will have hyper inflated into weimar. Unless I’m missing something that honestly isn’t very reassuring
I want the squeeze but whats the point if my gorillians is completely worthless?

>> No.53026621

>>53026576
>“About everything you could throw at the financial system has been thrown at it in the last 10 years."
>about everything
>they haven't been hit with another 2008

>> No.53026637
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WAGMI

>> No.53026644

>>53026272
LOL

>> No.53026665

>>53026600
There is a non-zero chance that MOASS is meant to coincide with some sort of financial catastrophe.
This is our game to lose. And you better believe the system will do whatever they can to FUCK you and I in the ass. That is my concern. GME MOASS is 100%. But, what are we being paid? Dollars?
Ok, fine. I will sell one share and I will immediately be purchasing PMs with that first share.
This is similar to a rock climber who ALWAYS has his safety harnesses attached to the ropes. You unclip one karibiner at a time to guarantee there is never a second where you are not connected to your safety gear.
When GME is $20,000. I will sell a single share and I will buy a monster box of silver ounces. I will wait for that cash to get into my bank and payment clears before I even THINK about selling a second share. I will be sourcing monster boxes of 500 ounces of GOLD for my shares. These Wallstreet niggers have no fucking idea how hard I plan to suck them dry.
They will be backing up semi's full of pallets of 1000oz bars for my shares. I don't want any funny money more than what it takes to source some real hard commodities.

>> No.53026683

>>53026488
That would make sense. Thanks for the update.

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>>53026621
>>53026586
>>53026576
>>53026665
I hope they blame us, I hope to God they try to blame us for everything. I would gladly wear that crown. I did it, it was me.

>> No.53026705
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spirit a santy

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>>53026600 (chekt)
What if I told you this was all just a big reverse-uno?

>> No.53026717

>>53026665
since we are gonna collapse the system PMs are good idea ammo and cigs and expensive wiskey should make you a trillionaire

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>>53026693
>orchestrating the collapse of the entire US economy? No, couldn’t have been me. I think you’re looking for moot over at Ebaumsworld, the absolute fucking newfag

>> No.53026729

>>53026665
>But, what are we being paid? Dollars?
I'm not selling.

>> No.53026743

its not about selling 1 share for 1,000,000 dollars if we gonna collapse the system its about selling 1 share for 1 million rounds of 5.56 ammo or 1 mill rounds of 7.62 ammo or 1 share for 1mil cases of cigs or 1 share for 1 million gallons of wiskey money will be worthless once this is said and done sell 1 share for 1 million acres of land sell 1 share for 1 million barrels of oil sell 1 share to the yakuza to extinguish kenny g and all his associates

>> No.53026760

>>53026743
pretty much this. and the NFT tech has us set up for it. We could sell 0.00000001 GME NFTs for whatever we wanted. tax free.

>> No.53026771

>>53026743
>sell 1 share to the yakuza to extinguish kenny g and all his associates
Imagine paying every country's equivalent of yakuza/triads/mafia to watch for different billionaires, just to make it impossible for them to find one that’s safe

>> No.53026778

politicians and banks and hedge funds and the dtcc and apex clearing are a virus. the only way to kill a virus is by using another virus, and apes are that very virus. politicians judges privatized jails and every single gay ass thing society has created should be dismantled once we are done, faggot food stamps, faggy youtubers making millions only fans whores making simps money, we need to make money itself worthless by trading our shares for a new society one where gme hodlers make all the rules and if you try to create a bank or hedge fund or big government you will be deleted from the simul, we will trade our shares for bitcoin of which only 21million exist causing bitcoin price to moon to infinity on top of gme shares we will then make a new stock market where stonks will be secured by blockchains and elections will be completed on blockchains so there can be real elected politicians instead of puppets that we have been given for the last 100 years

>> No.53026784

1 GAMESTOP SHARE = 1 BITCOIN SIMPLE AS

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The keywords are "individual sovereignty", whether it is the book registered shares in your name, the physical delivery of your bullets and metal, the NFTs and your key - your coins, and even your thoughts and soul. You, anons, will own everything and you'll be happy.

>> No.53026795

ILL SELL 1 SHARE OF GME FOR 1 NUCLEAR SUBMARINE FULL LOADED AND MANNED YOU GOTTA THINK BIG ANONS THINK BIGGER THAN YOU EVER HAVE

>> No.53026806

Gentlemen, I demand Lum to be my masturbation waifu for the next 15 minutes. I will imagine the raunchiest cartoon sex ever, sex to graphic to be described in the human tongue. After that i will gladly pass Lum onto the next GME chad.

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>>53026792
One must own themselves before they can own anything else, true.

>> No.53026818

>>53026665
I'm honestly a bit worried about exactly how to come across as much precious metals as I actually want. I especially worry that other elites will have started placing high orders that liquidate bullion dealers before GME dollars hit the first bank accounts. Maybe it's FUD, but for this reason alone, I'm banking on blue chip shares through fidelity since I already have 50 some shares with them. This way I buy stocks dirt cheap in companies that will survive the reckoning and I DRS my new shares of other companies. If I'm right, I can get in on this while everything crashes into near penny stock territory, I'll be able to protect my money and convert it back into whatever currency shit trades in. Not only that but I stand the chance of multiplying my money by more than I can imagine depending on how high each companies price goes.

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its not about the money its about killing the virus its about sending a message GME Holders are now in charge, you want to be in the new congress the new government to get a vote well you should have DRS'ed 1 single gme share ooops you didn't well then we make the rules and you dont, life is one giant scam all controlled by money they print out of thin air depreciate whenever they like print to bail out their corporations they like pay off the judges so they never see a day in jail like SBF and Epstein, THE GAME NEEDS TO STOP, the question is why can shares of companies only be settled in cash we should all be able to trade a share for any other item on earth, the reason stocks are only tradable for cash is because they control the money and they control taxes we break the system we delete globoal homo from the simul

>> No.53026831

Hey guys not sure if anyone recalls but it’s me NYC blind date anon from a couple weeks ago. I got set up w a woman who at the time I only knew to “work in finance”. I joked about asking her about gme, etc. Holy shit boys. Big risk management person at a big place. An acronym followed by Worgan. She undoubtedly has to know something. She’s pretty hot and I didn’t want to fuck it up so I never brought up gme but I’ve smashed a few times now and it always feels like wagmi.

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>>53026828

>> No.53026846

why do you think the government takes counterfeiting money so seriously because if some1 could flood it the system would be deleted almost overnight and niggers wouldnt vote for them because their snap cards would be worthless the government wants a stupid citizen who is totally dependent on the state hell they approved a 4200 page bill 1.7trillion omnibus and did not even read there should be a fucking civil war at this point but nniggers still get their ebt cards

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>>53026795
For me, it's one share for The Temple of Nod. Any billionaire who tries to get smart with me will be raided by hundreds of armed religious fanatics and their underground bunkers with get nuked from orbit lmao.

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>>53026815
Thanks Doc

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>>53026842
elon musk spent 44billion on twitter when he could have DRS'ed like 10 GME floats, why do you think not a single billionaire is helping. because this shit will destroy the system they have worked so hard to create paid of every fucking politician with their monopoly money, the government took out the mob and became the mob simple as, if people all stood up together tomorrow and didnt go to work didnt go to school didnt go to military jobs didnt do anything except lay flat the system would collapse in 2 weeks dont buy a single fucking thing nothing just sit on your ass every1 all at once collapse this bitch once and forall, 1 person cannot make a difference but every person on earth deciding yea the system is broke im gonna not participate is a pacifist way of damaging the system beyond reproach united we stand divided the status quo remains in play for ever and ever

>> No.53026895

Now that flatfags have killed themselves. What's the newest copium baggie bros?

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>> No.53026903

and fuck jannies i have been banned like 10 times this year for saying jew this jew that how many jannies are jews they banned me for saying hedgies deserve 8 shots to the back of the brain stem hmmm imagine why they ban shit like this from a site that is nothing but supposed free speech, the glow niggers and jews infiltrate every single site and sew their bullshit narratives, the only free speech is an illusion of free speech every single site is a joke filthy fucking jannies and filthy fucking reddit mods pussies cannot let ppl speak their mind because they are part of the exact virus running society we actually do live in a matrix and they only way to destory it is for every1 at the same time to lay flat for 2 weeks, covid19 is nothing compared to the globalist government virus, we couldnt even start up a business after covid because they bailed every faggot small business out imagine not ever getting a chance against the virus

>> No.53026912

>>53026831
Good job not being retarded

>> No.53026920

>>53026903
Daddy chill

>> No.53026923

>>53026900
Checked
Where's my ride?

>> No.53026926

>>53026920
once summer hits we need to stroll right up to the white house and chill until the full float is DRS'ed and start making demands

>> No.53026939

>>53026920
what the hell even is that

>> No.53026944

IF INFINITE LOSSES ARE POSSIBLE THEY WILL PAY WITH EVERYTHING THEY OWN DOWN THE THE LAST BLADE OF GRASS ON THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN THE VIRUS WILL BE DELETED BY A STONK CALLED GME IF THERE IS A GOD COMPLETE DELETION WILL TAKE PLACE TO DOD STANDARDS ALL POLITICIANS WILL BE OUSTED AND 200K DRS'ED HOLDERS WILL WRITE THE NEW RULES THAT GOVERN SOCIETY AND THEY WONT INVOLVE ANY GOD DAMN GLOBAL HOMOSEXUAL NIGGER FAGGOT BITCHES, I WILL SELL ONE SHARE TO RELEASE EVERY PRISONER IN FEDERAL PRISON LONG AS THEY CONSCRIPT TO OUR ARMY THE GME ARMY

>> No.53026951

>>53024857
>this yid psud-intellectual excusing of genocide literally being used by Mossad to teach its agents how to kill any opposition, is highly based
Lock 5 Mossad intel guys in a room with a pop-culture generator and you'll do just fine writing one script a week.

>> No.53026967

I WILL SELL 1 SHARE OF GME FOR THE PAPERWORK FOR 1MILLION HOMES IN THE USA, IF THEY DEFAULT I WILL TAKE POSESSION, TAXES WILL BE PAID IN BITCOIN ONCE GME GOVERNMENT IS ESTABLISHED NO BITCOIN I WILL REPOSESS YOUR FUCKING HOUSE WITH MY ARMY OF FELON CONSCRIPTS

>> No.53026975

I WILL PAY MY CONSCRIPTED ARMY OF FELONS IN BITCOIN HOW DOES THAT SOUND UNCLE SAM YOU FUCKING NIGGER MAFIOSO FAGGOT COCK SUCKER

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>>53026693

>> No.53026994
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BRICK BY BRICK KENNY GRIFFIN VLAD TENEV STEVIE INSIDER TRADER CHOEN AND ALL YOU FAGGOT POLITICIANS FOR DOING NOTHING FOR THE LITTLE GUY APPROVING 4000 PAGE BILLS SIGHT UNSEEN YOU ARE ALL MOBSTERS YOU DONT REPRESENT ME OR ANY OTHER TAXPAYER YOU ARE AN ILLUSION OF REPRESENTATION LIARS LOOTING AMERICA INSIDER TRADER NANCY PELOSI AND FAGGOT HAMMER DOME HUSBAND YOU ARE ALL FUCKING LIZZARDS, GME HODLERS ARE THE ONLY RESPECTABLE PEOPLE IN THIS NATION BECUASE THEY KNOW HOW RIGGED THIS FAGGOT SHIT IS

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>53026903
Kek

>> No.53027021

1776 ALL OVER AGAIN FUCKING UKRAINE FTX MONEY LAUNDERING MAFIA POLITICANS YOU DESERVE WORSE, IMAGINE LIVING IN A COUNTRY WHERE YOU NEED A PERMIT FOR FISHING, HUNTING, SNOWMOBILE, DRIVING A CAR, DRILLING A WATER WELL, OPENING A CASINO, SELLING WEED, SELLING LIQUIOR, SELLING GUNS, SELLING BOOMS, SELLING PERSCRIPTION DRUGS, A PERMIT FOR THIS A PERMIT FOR THAT DOES THAT SOUNDS LIKE FREEDOM OR A MAFIA RACKET WHO COLLECTS PROTECTION MONEY, IN THE OLD DAYS YOU BUILT A GENERAL STORE AND SOLD SHIT NOW ITS A NIGGER RIGGED JOKE OF A COUNTRY 1000 MAFIOSOS RUNNING THE SENATE AND CONGRESS, BUT OH YEA WE GET THE NIGGER VOTE BECAUSE OF EBT

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>>53026967
>>53026975
>>53026994
>>53027021

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stay comfy, /gme/

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>>53027021
>>53026994
>>53026975
>>53026967
Go on...

>> No.53027105

>>53026818
I am scared of the ability to access gold and silver aswell. Maybe buying bars for delivery off of comex will be the trick. Other than that I’m personally gonna scoop up elite dividend stocks and oil companies. Farmland eventually of course, but unless you have a deal in hand it’s gonna be tricky to quickly get some land, might need to wait for the aftermath to get farmland.

>> No.53027165

>>53026900
https://youtu.be/OEJkdH5fOwk

>> No.53027172

>>53026994
I like most of what you've been puttin down, but what did Vlad do other than try to make the little guy get in for free?

>> No.53027216

>>53027172
he allowed for position closing only and limted customers to buy 5 shares of meme stoonk tickers paving the way for other brokers to do the same thing which they did

>> No.53027220

>>53027172
he also failed his margin call which would have caused his collapse except they gave him a pass because he rigged the system for them

>> No.53027227

hello frens

>> No.53027241

wsb mod here, ask me anything

>> No.53027250

>>53027241
That's a nice suit; did your boyfriend make it for you?

>> No.53027253

>>53027241
Do you guys get paid directly for sentiment manipulation or is it one of those things where you just take the opposite position to whatever is posted and make money that way? Also, fuck OIP.

>> No.53027265

>>53027241
does kenny griffin pay you in curry coupons

>> No.53027284

>>53027241
does this shirt make me look fat

>> No.53027299

>>53027253
Why do any of you think reddit moderators are important enough for anyone to pay? Hedge funds are full of number-fiddling eggheads, they don't give a shit what nerds on reddit do with their subreddits.

>> No.53027317

>>53027299
Well OIU is a Citadel employee and does nothing but moderate Reddit all day, if he's not being paid to do that he's a serious slacker.

>> No.53027334

>>53027299
Ghislaine Maxwell

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>>53027299

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>>53027051

>> No.53027365
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>>53027299
Wsb has 13 million members. That’s over 4% of the population of the United States

>> No.53027379

>>53027317
What if I told you.... you are wrong.

Pardon my reddit spacing, but let me ask you this. What's more likely, that every fever dream fantasy of hedgie corruption you can dream up is true, or that someone came by some pictures and posted them in an anti-ape sub for lols?

Seriously. What's more likely. That a multi-billion dollar business actually gives a fuck about Reddit, or that you misunderstood a dumb joke and jumped to conclusions like you have for most of this saga?

>> No.53027380

>>53027365
30-40% are bots remember anon

>> No.53027389

>>53027334
Yeah that shit was kinda sus, I am not personally convinced that was THAT maxwell, but it doooes kinda seem like it could have been.

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yeah if you guys could not respond to that faggot that'd be great

>> No.53027404

>>53027379
Those pics he posted were the first time those pics had been posted online. So how did he just manage to "come across them" without either being that person or being close enough to that person to have access to their pictures?

>> No.53027414

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDlnM481Gcg&t=25s

>> No.53027431

>>53027404
That's true, but you have to admit you're taking a leap by saying he was there and took those pictures. Then there's another leap that says he's a Citadel employee.

Isn't the simpler explanation that he got those pictures from a friend or a private instagram? You don't have to believe that. Keep running down a rabbithole for all I care, it's just annoying to watch a bunch of people froth at the mouth over things that aren't true.

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>>53027379
>What if I told you
What an interesting way to word your statement so it's somehow technically not a lie. Liar

>> No.53027437

>>53027379
I'd say that I disagree and considering the criminality of the accusation and the fact those pictures appeared nowhere else online and circumstantial similarity between the account an the employee found on Linkedin it warrants investigation by the DOJ.

>> No.53027440

>>53027380
30 million Americans invested in “meme stocks” in January 2020. It’s probably safe to say that a majority of them visited wsb during that period, i.e. more than 15 million real people in the US alone

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>>53027431
>things that aren't true
State in simple words and don't use any leading statements. What's not true?

>> No.53027445

>>53027440
post proof

>> No.53027451

>>53027440
2021*

>> No.53027453

>>53027431
>Isn't the simpler explanation that he got those pictures from a friend or a private instagram?
So a Citadel employee has a direct line to a head moderator of WSB?

>> No.53027460

>>53027445
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/gamestop-amc-reddit-investing-213609595.html

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>>53027033
checkeddddd

>> No.53027485

Do you guys actually have any questions worth asking? Nobody on the WSB mod team works for any interesting financial entities. Nobody gives a shit about Reddit moderators.. think about how little of a shit you give right now, then imagine you're worth billions of dollars and have hired the best quants out there. Would you give more of a shit or less?

>> No.53027489

>>53027460
Using a representative sample size of 1,089 Americans, the survey found that GameStop wasn’t actually the most popular stock from a “how many people bought it” standpoint. While 9% of Americans bought at least one share of GameStop, according to the poll, 10% bought a share of AMC Entertainment (AMC). Other popular stocks of the Reddit frenzy included BlackBerry (BB) at 6%, Nokia (NOK) at 5%, Castor Maritime (CTRM) at 4%, and about a dozen other "meme stocks."

uhhhhh 1k person sample justtttttt

>> No.53027496

>>53027299
https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/zvelmg/with_all_this_redacted_stuff_going_on_i_thought/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/zvdj0w/reddit_sold_out_long_ago_the_cofounder_has_been/
Shut the fuck up you dumb bitch, they cared enough to spend billions already. Here's proof. It's all you're getting.

>> No.53027501

>>53027442
I'm not being cryptic or trying to leave you a treasure map you fucking autist. You're making wild leaps in logic that keep getting you into retard land. I'm only here because I spent so much time in pol over the years and it hurts to watch this place turn into such a shitheap.

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>>53027477
back at you fren

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>>53027485
>interesting financial entities
Why do you keep using these weird quantifiers on all of your statements? Speak plainly or don't bother. For someone thats supposed to be answering questions you sure do keep asking a lot of questions.

>> No.53027518

>>53027501
>You're making wild leaps in logic
How's 'he has posted an image from an X employee only event' a wild leap of logic to 'he works for X employer'?

>> No.53027519

>>53027496
This is called gish gallop. Dumping a bunch of autism and going "SEE LOOK SAY SOMETHING NOW LOL".

Tell me, in your own words, why any of that supports your thesis.

>> No.53027520

>>53027172
Vlad runs a bucket shop and (illegally) trades against his customers as business model, the only reason robinhood was getting fucked in the ass by prices rising in jan 2021 was because they hadn't bought any of the stocks they sold to their customers, they lacked the technology to even purchase stocks which was apparent because they weren't connected to an exchange.

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>53027485

>> No.53027524

>>53027516
If you don't want to take what I'm saying at face value then you don't have to. I'm the only one not blowing smoke up your ass, and since that is unusual in these threads, you find it alarming and think I'm fucking with you somehow.

>> No.53027527

this nigger glows brighter than 45 lmao

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>>53027501
So now that you've been called out the insults arrive. Very nice. Good job on not asking a single question this time. Must have been hard for you.

>> No.53027534

>>53027527
It's an obvious LARP but there's fuck all else to do.

>> No.53027548

>>53027527
Is it even human? It literally can't make a plain statement about its position.

>> No.53027551

>>53027534
I could prove it, but that wouldn't make you believe anything I said anyway.

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>>53027519
Major brokerages fund them, they get more eyeballs than almost any website on earth, controlling a narrative would be extremely valuable and opinion is unpopular is either a Citadel employee or "just" got invited to a Citadel employee's only event . Then lied about being Goofy at fucking Disneyland when they live in Canada by their own admission on their reddit profile and by a certain prominent shill with an identical hand's admission in these threads. From everyone at 4chan and myself specifically, fuck yourself and go back never to return here so we don't have to read the blogposts about how much being a RICO defendant sucks dick.

>> No.53027554

>>53027489
Nigga you were there. You could walk out your front door and ask the first person you saw if they bought GME or AMC and they would’ve most likely said yes. It was a huge event, dominating the search results in every state. One of the most significant events in the history of the stock market

>> No.53027558

>>53027551
Sure you can, you're resistance to doing so is entirely because of me and not your inability to do so.

>> No.53027563

>>53027550
You've gotta be either autistic or huffing copium to not see the goofy thing as a joke. I thought you guys were better than the superstonk retards.

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>53027563
>"I was just pretending to be retarded" as a legal defense
Go. Back.

>> No.53027574

>>53027563
Why'd he delete it if it's a joke? Why's the account so similar to Daniel on Linkedin? Why's his hand so similar to niggerfaggots?

>> No.53027576

>>53027554
the enemy of my enemy is my friend

>> No.53027579

>>53027563
>to not see
>as
Again it cannot speak plainly. Was it a joke or not. Yes or no.

>> No.53027590

>>53027574
Nobody has any idea who that Daniel guy is. I have no idea why you people think that guy is the dude in these threads or OIU.

I saw that GIF, where'd the left hand even come from? I've never seen a link to the source that says either side is OIU. Maybe that NF dude is the daniel dude on linked in, but I would have no clue about that.

>> No.53027594

>>53026665
I already have silver so running to it before it’s too late isn’t a concern for me. Having enough silver and gold however is my concern, on top of other stuff I want and need like land, ammo, etc

>> No.53027597

>>53027579
Clearly it's a fucking joke you moron. Someone says they are a professional Goofy for disney and you immediately take it at face value? Fucking hell dude.

I bet you respond to all the nigerian princes in your spam folder too, right?

>> No.53027606

I'm just gonna come out and say it, reddit spacing needs to be reportable.

>> No.53027611

>>53027590
>Nobody
Who exactly are you referring to as nobody? Does said nobody include you?

>> No.53027618

>>53027597
>Clearly it's a fucking joke
Thats not a yes or no. Another leading statement.

>> No.53027621

>>53027611
Dude, quit assuming I am using some kind of weasel wording. I'm not here to have everything I say dug through and misinterpreted like an RC tweet.

Nobody. Knows. Who. That. Guy. Is. He is not one of us. He is not a moderator on wallstreetbets. He's just some random fucker who has the misfortune to be Canadian, I guess.

>> No.53027626

>>53027590
>Maybe that NF dude is the daniel dude on linked in
So billionaires might be paying shills to influence retail sentiment on internet forums? That's a serious accusation, but the evidence you're referring to seems so damning I might just believe you.

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>>53027597

ngl, you seem like a fucking loser

Even the captcha thinks your a fag

>> No.53027636

>>53027626
Look, I'm gonna be real with you, I don't think they need to play the game at the level you're thinking about. They have algorithms that are mathematically verifiable in their profitability. They have floors and floors of the most brilliant mathematicians in the world. They buy the data that retail brokers sell them. Did you know Robinhood sends data about how you're browsing the app and touching your screen back home before you even place an order?

I get that it's fun to live in a fairytale world where everyone is against you and where leaping to conclusions based on dumb shit makes you feel like you know what's going on, but so much of the shit you guys think is true .. just is not true.

>> No.53027647

>>53027621
Why is OIU a mod of the trump nft subreddit? Why is the mod list for that subreddit hidden? Do the trump nfts have anything to do with Jared Kushner?

>> No.53027655

>>53027647
Mod lists for subs are only hidden if you're banned, I think. I don't think you can just hide it on your own. Try it, go make a subreddit, I don't think you will find an option to hide a mod list.

I think the Trump nft thing is just for laughs. Why would it have any more significance than that? What, is Ken Griffin paying him to shitpost on Reddit about Trump NFTs too?

>> No.53027656

>>53027636
Hey you're the one who said that Daniel might be Niggerfaggot. And that would be a Citadel employee coming to influence retail sentiment on internet forums. I'm shocked by the seriousness of the conspiracy you're implying, don't need to educate me on the impracticality of doing that on Reddit instead of here to me anon.

>> No.53027668

>>53027656
I said he might be. How the fuck would I know? That's a hell of a lot more likely than OIU working for Citadel IMO. I've only been browsing these threads for a few days since a bunch of tards on Reddit started circlejerking about OIU being a Citadel employee. You probably have a lot more information about NF than I do.

I highly doubt Citadel thinks saying shit in this thread is some edge for them, or that they are even aware this shit exists. Do you honestly feel like this thread is that important?

>> No.53027673

>>53027656
Hey now, he's said specifically that he doesn't know anything about whether that's the case or not, unprovoked. It won't save you in court, reddit mod anon. It'll just be another thing they pin on you.

>> No.53027679

>>53027668
>You probably have a lot more information about NF than I do.
I made no mention of that GIF but you've apparently seen it.

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>53027655
>subreddit banned discussion of the ticker this general is for
>"but trust me guys this is all just a conspiracy, you're crazy bros"
Wellpoisoning doesn't work on autists, and I'm being serious when I say enjoy the RICO investigation.

>> No.53027684

>>53027172
robinhood was not connected to any exchanges at the time. they were running out of money on GME alone lmao fuckin dumb order internalisation

>> No.53027685

>They have floors and floors of the most brilliant mathematicians in the world
A shame all that value would be wasted on what is essentially stealing money from commoners.
Whats more believable. The world's top minds, capable of all kinds of feats, flock to finance, or that it's just a rigged game.

>> No.53027688

>>53027673
You gotta be a real goofball to think any of this is going to end in RICO or some court case. I'm gonna tell you how this ends. Massive dilution in GME that makes all the apes run for the hills, or RC sells and everyone turns on him and .. well, everyone runs for the hills.

I know it's more fun to believe that you're some insider fighting the financial system.. but you're not. GME is a stupid-ass reddit meme and biz was better when it was pajeets shilling moon tokens.

>> No.53027694

>>53027688
Pajeets never stopped selling moon tokens, anon.

>> No.53027696

>>53027679
Yes, I told you I've seen it. I've been in this threads for a few days, as I said. I have no life and waste my time on Reddit, whats another page to F5 and be amused at?

>> No.53027702

>>53027361
is this accurate info? where did you see that. because if so, lmao dude hedges are gonna get fuckin vaporised

>> No.53027704

>>53027685
I mean, it's a little of both right? Nobody's saying wallstreet isn't occasionally up to no good, building jenga towers they know will fall over, doing whatever they can to get ahead, but that doesn't mean that every dumb way they COULD be conspiring is some method in which they are actually conspiring, right?

>> No.53027709

>>53027668
>Do you honestly feel like this thread is that important?
You just said yourself that top minds were involved and data is important. So manipulation of the publicly viewable data in their favor would also be important. The search manipulation citadel/kenny has done the last few years show that this is in their bag of tricks.

>> No.53027721

>>53027709
I'm not convinced most of the manipulation people think goes on actually happens. Look, believe me or not, I think you're barking up the wrong tree when you think any subreddit is worth the hassle for these people to try to capture. Same goes for mongolian basket-weaving boards.

If they want to make money they just get politicians to do shit, or make some new arcane financial instrument, or adjust the risk settings on some algorithm.

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not even a good larp desu

>> No.53027727

>>53027704
>building jenga towers they know will fall over
Interesting wording. Speaking of jenga and doing whatever they can to get ahead, what about that bbby guy that was pushed off of the jenga building?

>> No.53027730

>>53027726
I'm tempted to prove it to you even though I'm certain you won't believe anything I'm saying either way.

>> No.53027732

>>53027721
Then why does every government agency have its hands in manipulating social media. The twitter docs prove that it is worth their time.

>> No.53027733

>>53027726
He needs to prove it, else it'll go into the annals of 'fake and gay'. A serious disgrace to one and their ancestors.

>> No.53027735

> any subreddit is worth the hassle
superstonk holds like 20% of the total issuance or something like that. yeah they probably give a lot of a shit

>> No.53027739

>>53027730
Do it, you're a pussy if you can't.

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>>53027730
kek u wont. if you post even an iota of proof ill actually go back and skim your poasts

>> No.53027746

>>53027735
Which is 1.25 billion dollars at current valuation.

>> No.53027748

>>53027732
Clearly the alphabet agencies are up to no good, but it's a bit of a logical leap to think THEREFORE every dumb thing I assume the hedgies are up to is true, right?

The FBI or NSA has never contacted any of us. If we're so important, why not?

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>they're arguing with GPT because they're bored.... again

>> No.53027760

>>53027740
Go look at the sidebar for /r/wallstreetbets. Right now it says "Like 4chan found a bloomberg terminal". In a minute or two I'll add a period to the end of it. That's all you're getting.

>> No.53027761

>>53027740
>ill actually go back and skim your poasts
Ill save you the trouble. For the first few posts he wouldn't say anything concrete. Now he's saying that social media isnt worth mentioning or manipulating. Basically just all gaslighting.

>> No.53027762

"Mom can you pick me up i think the predditors found our thread. Yeah mom it sucks. Yeah filthy pajeet shills and an asian fag who was in a goofy cosplay. Okay mom thank you. Bye, see you later."

>> No.53027763
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The mods on reddit are employed or paid by hedge funds to manipulate sentiment. There is a massive unreported short position on gme stock which is only being hidden by immense manipulation at all levels of finance up to and including the dtc and federal reserve. I will take advantage of this by selling my shares for absurd prices and collapsing the entire debt house of card, destroying a system which exists purely to syphon money from ordinary people. Several anons here WILL pursue rico cases against all of you using a fraction of their many, many millions, either out of spite or for fun. You can't convince autists who see through lies. You have fucked up, irrevocably, and your coping will do nothing to stop the slow, impending doom slowly but surely coming to end your time as a free man. Accept the consequences of your poor decisions, or don't, the result will be the same either way.

>> No.53027767

>>53027763
I've never seen any proof these short positions actually exist. Be honest with yourself, have you? You've read a bunch of retard "DD" that says so, but you're basically betting your financial future on that being the case, so what makes you think so?

>> No.53027769

>>53027760
Still waiting on that proof
>and fucking disgusted I had to view the nuReddactit to even see the shit to begin with

>> No.53027770

>>53027762
>goofy cosplay
Lmao. imagine the costume is fucking flawless except it has a fucking citadel logo on its back because they just can't help themselves.

>> No.53027775

>>53027760
>>53027769
I'll be damned, they actually did it. It's not a larp.

>> No.53027778

>>53027769
It's there. go check it if you want. For people that hate Reddit so much, you've put an awful lot of time and money into a stupid theory that originated on Reddit.

>> No.53027779

>>53027775
just gay then instead of fake and gay

>> No.53027783

>>53027760
could you just remove that dumbass statement from your about section all together? it's fucking stupid. 4chan has it's own boomberg terminal, /biz/. what the fuck does 4chan have to do with WSB

>> No.53027784

>>53027767
I've never seen proof that any of the market is more than smoke and mirrors. It speaks volumes that they cannot do simple trades in plain daylight and that they need 2 days to settle trades even though the TOP MINDS all work in finance. It's a farce that tries to speak from authority it cannot back up.

>> No.53027787

>>53027783
You guys have been so retarded and disappointing lately that we're thinking about it. This place used to be full of dank memes and incredible feats of internet autism, now it's just hyping recycled reddit shit like GME MOASS TWO MORE WEEKS.

>> No.53027790

>>53027778
I don't hate reddit, I used it for a long time before it started getting really gay with a lot of their internal decisions and just became a massive propaganda farm for anyone that made an account. The entire site glows.

>> No.53027799

>>53027784
the FTDs and cost to borrow going on a roller coaster since this all started has been fun to watch. if GME didnt matter, then why would any of those things experience any volatility? lmao its so obvious GME is the play of the century

>> No.53027801

>>53027216
nearly every broker halted that day. those who didn't have enough zoomers buying GME didn't have to stop, because they weren't trading any GME volume.
Robinhood's "good will" money on the exchange went from 300million to 3billion in an afternoon. THAT IS NOT Vlad's mistake. In fact, he went and borrowed enough to make sure you could continue trading, and the price was Still insane for those who bought at $5 or $15.
you won't get me angry at him, he took trading fees from $6/trade which completely eliminates anyone not trading $600 or more per trade, to the average trade costing about .01/share.

>> No.53027810

>>53027799
But bro have you actually even seen a Gamestop???? Can you be certain that Gamestop even exists outside of broker apps and social media?

>> No.53027813

>>53027801
you sound like you like to suck mayonaise out of kennny griffin's anus hole your shits all retarded and you sound like a fag

>> No.53027817

>>53027787
Go for it, I was a regular on /r/wsb for a long time and left it entirely right after the sneeze in 1/21 - it's a shadow of what it once was just like the rest of reddit.

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>>53027787
Then go back, you fucking nigger.

>> No.53027827

>>53027801
>early every broker halted that day
Because they all continue to sell shit they don't have a right to. The fact that all of them had to shut it down speaks more for our argument than against it. These arent the kind of people that have a change of heart. They continue to do what they've always done because they're worthless leeches that have no actual value to anyone.

>> No.53027828

>>53027817
In my more tinfoil moments I wonder if that wasn't the actual trick. MSM points a traffic funnel at us and gets a bunch of normie retards to invade us and baghold a shitty stock forever.

I hope you people really don't risk your entire financial future on the GME meme. I know you probably don't trust me or think I'm blowing smoke up your ass, but the people you're getting your information from are genuinely retarded.

>> No.53027831

I'm very confident that this is just Daniel trying to rid himself of his NF persona yet again

>> No.53027834

>>53027787
This is also a massive dogshit cop-out of a response because GME isn't the only thread on this board, /smg/ basically reads like what wsb sounds like anymore if you want a safespace.

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>wsb mod bans anyone from talking about GME on subreddit
>comes to /biz/ to talk about GME
what did he mean by this bros

>> No.53027845

>>53027831
Yea he definitely is no longer "having fun". Wonder how much he got yelled at. Maybe hes not even alive anymore.

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>>53027767
My proof is you, and then 10 billion other people who suddenly got really concerned about where I put my extra cash the moment I bought a few gamestops. I don't need shit reddit DD or Cohen's daVinci code to tell me something funny is up. Wealthy jews disapprove of my actions, so it's in my best interests to continue doing them.

>> No.53027850

>>53027831
You guys are confident about every retarded bias-confirming thing that you see. What's GMEs YTD performance again? How much proof of this alleged short position do you actually have? How many times have the goalposts been moved? First the squeeze was gonna happen a year ago, then DRSing GME was supposed to quickly prove how many shares were fake, then the whole float had to be locked, then I guess the hedgies could magically DRS things too and did it just to mess with you.

When will you be tired of weaving baskets to hold all the cope?

>> No.53027858

>>53027850
Oooo now we've moved on to FUDamentals. What were the fundamentals behind $HKD?

>> No.53027860

>>53027848
>>53027836

You people shit up every financial discussion with stupid nonsense, you're concerning in the way people are concerned about those bored housewives that shill avon and other pyramid schemes.

I wish you'd wake up and stop being retards so the retail space could be fun again, and not a giant consortium of angry assumptive bagholders.

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>>53027850
you continue to not understand the fact that there isn't a single person ITT that takes you seriously

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>>53027860
It makes me very happy to know I'm helping ruin your fun

>> No.53027875

>>53027860
The cats out of the bag and it never will go back. Thanks for admitting that your entire argument and seething stems from a position of cope for how things used to be.

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>>53027860
>lol just keep getting fleeced by the kikes bro and have fun lol bro life isn’t that serious bro lol just let kikes steal from you
fucking retard

>> No.53027887

>>53027828
You'd have to be a mod to edit the CSS for a subreddit, and probably not just any mod either. Other than that everything else you've said here sounds to me like what I've said sounds like to you, I think you're insane for blatantly disregarding outright proof of massive problems in the stock market and illegal activity that happens every single day. I think Aaron would call you guys grifting faggots if he hadn't been suicided and would be proud of superstonk and some of the other GME subreddits for the work they've done. I think you don't want to confront all of this because it would impact your ability to make money in the market and a major market reform would turn /r/wsb into /r/investing because all of the dumb money speculation would leave for a long time. And, finally, I think banning the discussion of GME in any form on /r/wsb makes it absolutely impossible to take anything you've said that you cannot prove as being in good faith or even based in a reality other than the one you want reality to be, because when you tear off a mans tongue you've done nothing but make it clear you're terrified of what they have to say.

And frankly I think you guys are a bit jealous of the attention superstonk gets and how it detracted from /r/wsb and outright shits on it for being corrupt on a regular basis.

>> No.53027889

this daniel nigger is getting uppity

>> No.53027890

>>53027876
>We liked it when we could make fun of you to your face and you had no idea we were doing it bro. We're all on the same team bro. Its just that grindset bro

>> No.53027895

>>53027813
I have no idea who kenny griffin is except a negro ball player for Seattle decades ago.
What I wlll say is that you wouldn't be trading at all, most likely, if Vlad hadn't opened pay for flow "free" trading. That makes your foray into this realm very unlikely.
Unless you're just a rich tradehouse housenigger angry that you don't get $40/trade commission anymore.

>> No.53027898

>>53027702
Here posted 3 months ago. https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/xptb9a/so_uh_13m_per_share_yeah_i_just_had_that_again/

And from the same author 7 months ago.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/uxsftq/uhm_youll_wanne_look_at_this_prices_go_up_spy_gme/

>> No.53027900

>>53027873
Hey, I tried. I hope you guys don't baghold this shit until the bitter end. Quit being so damn gullible. You'll hopefully remember this exchange when GME is circling the drain and think "Hey that random retard tried, maybe he wasn't a hedgie shill after all".

For the record, nobody is trying to get superstonk banned. That would be like throwing a grenade into a septic tank. We're perfectly happy with them having their own little space to not bother everyone. They just keep doing stupid shit that pisses the reddit admins off. I doubt they want to remove them either, SS probably makes them some money.

>> No.53027908

>>53027887
Well said anon. I didn't even think about the jealousy they must have. In their mind were all drooling retards drawing purple circles in the sand and somehow we're more popular and interesting to everyone than they are.

>> No.53027912

>>53027860

You mean fun again, when you had influence over the markets glowie? Your corporate media hand can't stop the retards from doing what they will.

These lemmings will run off the edge of the cliff like the Dodos they are BUT, what you're angry about is when they soar through the heavens in a black swan event. Flying to Andromeda on a turtle's back.

The unexpected. You lost grip of the narrative. Now the cat's out of the bag.

>> No.53027924

>>53027895
you stick of curry why dont you go back to shitting in the street

>> No.53027927

baker?

>> No.53027930

>>53027636
nobody sucks someone's dick like you did here and doesn't work for the company. no joke, this actually felt like hearing my 6 year old kid detailing his minecraft house to me lol. "guys they totally have the greatest super smartest bestest amazing math dudes. foe real guys, guys, they are so smart that....like th....like that movie with the mop guy you k.......lifelike they are smartest you'd ever meet and in the world. trust me, hella smart! and we put them on EVERY floor! our...I mean their amazing state of the art office has like 25 floors. TWENTY FIVE! they put those asian math dudes on all 25 floors. so many I sweat! I don't worm there. my daddy did not get me a job at that most smartest company"

This shit is becoming such a joke. I swear all these financial guys are just the left overs. We have these guys there because of daddy. Jesus, read this comment and imagine you saying that about a hedge fund (who are getting absolutely embarrassed by regular fucking people doing this on the side) office that you have nothing to do with. Lol yeah right :)

>> No.53027937

>>53027927
You should go on ahead.

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>>53027900


Keep SEETHING. The truth is. You're mad you have no control over this situation and people are happy just buying, DRS'ing, and BOOKing shares.

The fact that it pisses you off like you just had the waiter dip his sweaty balls in your pâté is just a bonus

>> No.53027939

>>53027912
>>53027908
>>53027887

I hope you remember this exchange when GME is nearing bankruptcy or RC sells, whichever comes first. I genuinely think you're all mislead and letting your bias and desire for things to be interesting drag you down a rabbithole.

If only you were as skeptical of all the GME nonsense as you are of everything else. Well, it seems like nobody has any interesting questions. I'll probably F5 this a few more times before I go to bed. Give me a (You) if you've got any legit questions. I was there for pretty much everything interesting that's ever happened in WSB.

Believe it or not, we're just a bunch of nerds that like running a day trading forum where people are encouraged to take risk instead of getting Buffet quoted at them. The world isn't as interesting as you hope it is.

>> No.53027946

Someone screenshot that assholes posts and get it on superstonk immediately.

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>>53027937

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>>53027939
You have no control. SEETHE HARDER.

Nature is unfolding exactly as it should.

>> No.53027956

>>53027950
Hey, have at it slugger. I wish you the best.

>> No.53027959

>>53027930
Yea the top minds that can't even figure out instant resolution of trades. Everything is still t+2 and can be rolled up and hidden 20 different ways. With instant trades, cheating becomes much harder and there is no longer a need to create so many shares out of thin air.

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>>53027895
>WSB mod
>Claims to not know who Ken Griffin is
>Knows who Vlad is
Why would you lie like this?

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>>53027860
Not my problem faggot. I don't interact with reddit or the rest of /biz/. All I do is buy a few shares every now and then, and post tiny watame watermelon sheeps here. Isn't my fault everyone else is desperately obsessed with lil' old gme.

And no, you don't "genuinely" care about anything I do. No one does. You're just salty you'll be losing your job soon and possibly face legal charges for being a fag.

>> No.53027983

>>53027956
On the off chance you're not just here to be an asshole and would like to crack a book and challenge your bear thesis, you could always go check out gme.fyi - and I just want you to know you were my favorite shill before you burned yourself.

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>>53027971
> All I do is buy a few shares every now and then, and post tiny watame watermelon sheeps here.
uhhh based dept???

>> No.53027993

>>53027939
>The world isn't as interesting as you hope it is.
Truly spoken like a typical gaslighting nihilist.
>It doesn't exist
>if it does, it's not exactly like you think
>If it is, its not worth talking about because its not interesting
>If you think its interesting then you're the problem

>> No.53027996

>>53027960
because it's Daniel trying to correct his narrative to keep from getting assassinated. there is malicious intent behind all of his statements.

>> No.53028000

>>53027924
You're just ugly.
I thought you had something to say, but you're nothing. Not worth the effort, not worth your skin.
You waste it.

>> No.53028002

>>53027983
I'm not trying to be an asshole to any of you, it just kind of happens because, you have to admit, you guys can be pretty assumptive and self-assured of a thesis that so far has not played out in your favor. I'm not worried about "losing my job" because nobody pays WSB to shill for them. I'm not worried about jail or RICO because that's a silly fantasy propagated by people who imagine themselves as buying GME to somehow get one over on someone rich and powerful.

I hope you guys don't go broke on this stupid meme, and I miss the days before retail became a bunch of angry competing teams that were convinced the entire world was against them. It makes me sad to see superstonk posts about people eating ramen and saying they NEED the MOASS money.

If you ever get tired of the ape thing and decide to be a regular 0dte options-YOLOing degenerate, we'll be waiting.

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>>53028000

>> No.53028005

>>53028000
>Not worth the effort
Yet you came back and made this reply. Huh weird

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>>53027996
>this thread might be read aloud in court proceedings in the future or displayed on a projector as evidence
I hope they appreciate this one

>> No.53028020

>>53028005
You know you can click to highlight IDs, right? Neither of those posts are me. Learn to use 4chan please.

>> No.53028022

>>53028005
Yeah, that follows my first comment to this idiot.
Or, you as it is.
But you're too fucking nigger to see it. Too invested.

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>>53028018
>some jury is going to have to look at an image of a furry bull getting blown because of you

based

>> No.53028027

>>53027900
Lol who is "we're"? I just want to see what you say.

>> No.53028041

>>53028002
>ape thing
Apes are a leddit thing. I'd say ape is primarily AMC. They even have the APE ticker thanks to their studly silverback popcorn merchant Adam Aaron.

>> No.53028043

>>53027960
I don't go to Maxwell's Child Sales Website.
The entire thing is a fucking Talmudist honeypot that censors for an agenda.
So, yeah, I know Vlad, because he started RH, I don't know Griffin, except as the name of a film producer and I don't know if Ken was his first name.
Fuck your insider bullshit, you stupid snowglobe nigger.

>> No.53028048

>>53028004
Faggot, you won't do shit.

>> No.53028049

>>53028020
>Learn to use 4chan please.
says the retard that doesn't know he doesn't have to hit F5 all the time lmaoooooo

>> No.53028051

>>53028041
Ape originated during the GME "sneeze" as you call it, on wallstreetbets, on Reddit. AMC is even fucking worse than GME, they just keep getting diluted and shit on and say thank you for it. You hate to see it.

>> No.53028054

>>53027898
yo thats fucked up bro i want my fuckin money

>> No.53028056

>>53028020
I know who I replied to some other guy got you two confused. The amount of niggers per post he makes made that abundantly clear.

>> No.53028058

>>53028002
I'm self-assured because I've been in these threads for two years at this point and at no point in that time have I been able to go 24 hours without someone telling me to sell, either here or elsewhere online, including at /r/wsb more often than not. I'm beyond certain at least one member of /r/wsb gets paid to manipulate sentiment in some form or fashion and am reasonably sure I'm speaking to one of them as I type this. You should be worried about jail or RICO or at minimum being investigated for a variety of reasons, although I'll admit that's far from a guarantee. I'm far from broke and used the money I made off of tesla from being on /r/wsb to buy the beginning of what has become a handsome stack of 420 shares, all in book entry direct registration with computershare, and I don't think the entire world is against me but I do know the market sure as fuck is and it's not right that it is.

You can admit you're wrong, you just don't want to.

>> No.53028059
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ALL I SEE HERE RIGHT NOW ARE SOME NIGGER PLAYING PRETEND WITH THEIR SOCK PUPPETS. THE THREADS ARE [CONTAMINATED] WITH [FOREIGN PARTICLES]
Quick drop your redpills about the jews or something, i dunno. Where are the real anons at, fuckin hell. I have been comfyposting and now the fuckin bitch ass predditors came out of their holes.
>FUCK NIGGERZ, FUCK JEWZ, FUCK JANNIES, FUCK HEDGIES, CHEK LEDGIES, FUCK PREDDIT AND THEIR SHITTY MEMES
>SNEEDᵀᴹ

>> No.53028061

>>53028056
glad you recognized your names.

>> No.53028064

one of you 30pbtid faggots better bake because I'm not fucking doing it

>> No.53028067

>>53028064
im baking my fuckin DRS shares. they'll be ready to come out after Ken & friends go to jail and i get my tendies

>> No.53028068

>>53028064
Theres a new thread in the catalog. No idea why baker didn't link it.

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>>53028061
Ight I'm 10,000% positive you're chadshill at this point, you fucked up and said something funny. Why the fuck you gotta keep larping and lying man, you told me you bought some shares as a pascals wager.

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>>53027587
>>53027587
>>53027587
Threaded.

>>53025326
Some gift exchanges with Steam friends.

>> No.53028079

>>53028058
I'm glad you're doing well. No, nobody pays us. You won't believe it, but that's the truth.

I am not worried about jail or RICO or being investigated at all. I simply am tired of the ape nonsense and, if I'm being completely honest with you, feel a tinge of guilt for having had a hand in starting this whole stupid fucking thing and watching you people continue to keep these dumb ideas alive two years later.

>> No.53028081

>>53028075
Do I know you? Are you running multi from a poo-shack in hindustan?
This ain't reddit, faggot.

>> No.53028086

>>53028076
Ok, that's my cue, not verifying in the new thread. Later guys. Hope you don't go broke on this stupid shit. If you find yourself in a post-GME mindset in the future and want a place to YOLO with everyone else that doesn't know shit, keep us in mind.

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>>53028018
>walk into Gamestop
>ask for a drs
>"What?"
>spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
>oh god not again
>face gets red
>"Please give me a drs share right now."
>"I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?"
>struggling to contain my embarrassment
>clenching asscheeks together to hold in my shit
>meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets
>voice reduced to a mumble
>"have money please drd share give money please share"
>"Are you ok?"
>shit breaches through my asscheeks
>propelled forward at 60mph
>crash through the Gamestop employee's counter
>he's holding on to me for dear life
>all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes
>crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
>yelling "DRS SHARE PLEASE MONEY DRS GAMESTOP ShARE"
>Gamestop employee is covered in shit and spaghetti
>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
>he tilts me backwards
>the sheer force of my shit has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards
>the spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere
>children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus
>the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
>spaghetti and shit blowing through the air on the planet below
>3 miles upwards now
>Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my shit
>my transformation is almost complete
>as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder
>steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail

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>>53028079
You fuckin whorecunt i recognjze your typing style. GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD YOU NORMIIESSSZ REREEEEEeEeEE3E3e3E33e3Ee3333E3÷\EEEEEEEEWEEE

>> No.53028104

>>53028064
>he doesn't know

>> No.53028474

>>53028086
It sounds like you came in here to just tell people they're idiots.
Before the thread gets pruned I want to say something.
If you really are a WSB mod, stop being contrarian for the sake of it, if you have same counter DD, let us know.
We just long term invest in a stock that I doubt will go bankrupt that has been overly shorted by people betting it will.
Look at the SEC rule proposals, if we all had just gave up and let the sneeze be the sneeze, do you really think the SEC would even be considering those? I think we both know the answer.
So I'll keep holding, whether I make money or not, it doesn't matter, there's been too much funny business now for me to have any shadow of doubt that this is not making some financial institution hurt that has fucked us over and is continually fucking the both of us over,
whether we're YOLOing or holding.

>> No.53029023

>>53027760
> Right now it says "Like 4chan found a bloomberg terminal". In a minute or two I'll add a period to the end of it.
>>53027778
>It's there. go check it if you want.
t's not there. FAKE LARP

>> No.53029110

>>53027939
>I was there for pretty much everything interesting that's ever happened in WSB

Okay
1) were you involved with mods banning GME? If not, who were?
2) how do you think OIU got those citadel pictures? Can you ask him?
3) do you think WSB is used for P&Ds? If you want I could name countless tickers
4) can you see how the biggest option market maker makes a lot of money by pushing retail into P&Ds and options? On average 50-55 cents are made per contract by market makers on rerouting retail option orders.

bonus) you admit that naked shorting and cellar boxing GME is a plausible strategy for wall st. you admit that this fraud could be a way to make money for them. previous strategies have been documented.
How do you counter all the DD?

bonus) do you see that Adam Aaron is mega diluting AMC, first by 5x, now with APE with another 10x?

>> No.53029175

>>53028002
>before retail became a bunch of angry competing teams that were convinced the entire world was against them
Retail is right.
Hedgefunds and MMs (same thing really) often laugh at pension funds because of their dumb orders. Now imagine the retail orders.
They are against everyone dumb enough not to cheat with massive financial fraud.