/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53020047]

Closed and Un-Comfy Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

>P:
>>53014095

[Anonymous No.53020051]

Buy calls and write puts on intel. Go all-in. This is literally the freest money play of all time.

[Anonymous No.53020072]

>>53020051
What secret knowledge do you have to backup this up? Also what date?

[Anonymous No.53020075]

Is it too late to join Tanker-gang?

[Anonymous No.53020076]

>>53020051
your time isn't free, which you will find out about on those calls

[Anonymous No.53020078]

>>53020051
Elaborate

[Anonymous No.53020079]

AMC puts
APE long position
GME calls

[Anonymous No.53020080]

>>53019942
>dinosaur zombiecos
That's what other peoplay may call defensive stocks.
Which usually isn't to bad if you are in need for a mid-to-long term investment (>3 years). Won't moon but won't fail either.

>>53019992
TSLA is still a big gamble. It can change directions with 1 bad tweet from Elon. Crazy but good for shortterm gamble.
PEP will march on until people stop eating and drinking. Sane but bad for shortterm gamble.

[Anonymous No.53020087]

Shitter's full.

[Anonymous No.53020089]

Bros my lights just flickered

[Anonymous No.53020091]

>Tesla ONLY has 3% short!
>This is nothing!!
>Very small short interest!! No bounce coming!!
>"Tesla shares at $11.28 billion are the second largest short by dollar amount behind Apple Inc. AAPL and its $16.78 billion in short interest."
>the second largest short by dollar amount
>second largest short
>not even factoring in options
>not even considering the January 20th expiration
>pic related

[Anonymous No.53020106]

>>53020091
>BRO THE PRICE OF TULIPS JUST DROPPED IT'S ((((OVERSOLD)))) ITS FREE MONEY BUYBUYBUYBUYBUY

[Anonymous No.53020116]

>>53020072
LEAPS only if buying calls. Otherwise write puts 2-3 months out for higher premiums
>>53020078
it's at october lows for no reason, intel hasnt even hinted at cutting dividend, theyre still expanding, you are gay

[Anonymous No.53020117]

>>53020091

I've had TSLA puts on my watchlist that 10x'd in 3 months. $4 to $40+, no joke. I never bought any because you'd have to be insane, but it can go to $75 and still be overvalued by 20:1.

The price of stonks is not related to ANYTHING you homo erecti can measure.

[Anonymous No.53020146]

>>53020116
intel has bigger probems than keeping up with their dividend payments

[Anonymous No.53020148]

>>53020080
>It can change directions with 1 bad tweet from Elon.
Which means it is fundamentally worth nothing.

[Anonymous No.53020149]

i got the wuhan flu for the first time bros, what do now?
>YANG

[Anonymous No.53020151]

>>53020146
if you see anything from that graph other than a buying opportunity you belong on reddit with the gamestop faggots

[Anonymous No.53020163]

>>53020146
if they were in a good position, they would be doing incredibly aggressive buybacks like oil did.

[Anonymous No.53020183]

>>53020080
Except they will fall because of higher rates for longer. What's going to happen when IBM and Cisco have to refinance their debts and offer 5%+ coupons?

[Anonymous No.53020203]

>>53020163
Poor FCF, poor future. Higher rates means no more taking on debts to fund dividends and complete buybacks. MO might get harpoon'd by rates

[Anonymous No.53020237]

>>53020151
>buying intel
Ha

[Anonymous No.53020247]

>>53020237
t.

[Anonymous No.53020250]

I’m going balls deeep on cash secured puts on NAT Tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53020251]

>>53020116
>intel hasnt even hinted at cutting dividend
Why the fuck would they hint at something so catastrophic when their investors have already been murdered this year? Murdered as in, you can't even see where the bear market rallies were in the S&P on their chart. It's just been pointed downward.

It's literally a classic case of value trap. Look at Dish Network. Look at that juicy P/E and EPS. Now tell me you want to invest in a satellite network company that didn't adapt with the times fast enough. You have to look beyond financials, look at the broader market. AMD is fucking eating Intel's ass.

[Anonymous No.53020255]

[Anonymous No.53020259]

>>53020251
AMD is 1000x worse than intel you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.53020265]

>>53020247
How's the weather in tel aviv moshe?

[Anonymous No.53020268]

>>53020259

[Anonymous No.53020281]

>>53020259
>ignores the entirety of my post
>thinks i'm shilling for AMD and not just pointing out that AMD is eating into Intel's market share
Ah so it's bait. Damn you got me, well played

[Anonymous No.53020284]

Can everyone do me a favor? Can you reply to this post with a ticker and a price so I can pretend like they're real time updates of the market?

tia

[Anonymous No.53020304]

>>53020284
>sharts

Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.53020306]

>>53020281
You led your post with "why would they say they're cutting dividend" which is just clueless . Plenty of companies offer mid quarter guidance when things are going bad . Even apple did it this/last quarter.

[Anonymous No.53020336]

>>53020306
>>53020281
Actually even AMD offered preliminary results. Fucking hilarious. Dont buy intel if youre a pussy fine, but dont pretend you arent just being a scaredy cat

[Anonymous No.53020365]

Gimme a stock:
TSX or TSX-V listed
3-7% dividend
Some growth future outlook

Feels like i've already found them all but my portfolio still yearns for more holdings.

[Anonymous No.53020372]

Sers I have received my $150 gibbs from Fidelity doing the needful, what do I buyed with it?

[Anonymous No.53020380]

>>53020304
I'm down bad, man. I need that market action. Just give me a price for SOXL or KO or SPY or something.

[Anonymous No.53020383]

>>53020365
ASMB

[Anonymous No.53020395]

>>53020306
>>53020336
Have you followed their guidance? Things are in fact going bad and getting worse. I don't care though, get value trapped and see how it works for you. I'm a buyer at $15, maybe $10 depending on their next few earnings and when the dividend gets suspended/cut.

[Anonymous No.53020413]

Not saying to invest in either AMD or INTC but here's a history lesson; back during the AMD Bulldozer times that CPU almost tanked the company due to how piss poor bad it was. AMD stock fell to just 3.00 a share!. (Imagine being around then and bagging that!). Then everyone was saying "AMD is done, buy intel". Well if you listened to the doomers just look at the profit you'd missed out on.

[Anonymous No.53020426]

>>53020284
>soxl
>8.29

[Anonymous No.53020438]

I'm going to stick to my buy and hold strategy. I will not get shaken out this time for sure. Unless smg shills something cool.

[Anonymous No.53020439]

>>53020413
Except AMD adapted. I dont believe INTC has it in them to adapt. They still havent done anything to improve their position.

[Anonymous No.53020442]

>>53020413
one company has a history of firing white male engineers and hiring minorities and women instead to meet quotas, and one doesn't. i know which one im investing in, that's all im gonna say.

[Anonymous No.53020445]

>>53020395
Yeah I'd buy the s&p 500 at 1000 too, but unfortunately I dont live in fantasy land where perfect prices exist

[Anonymous No.53020451]

>>53020438
at this point im just buying and holding to prove a point. either i'm gonna double my money in a couple of years or we're gonna live in mad max world. if my portfolio is going down, im taking society down with me, win/win either way for me.

[Anonymous No.53020454]

>bangs

[Anonymous No.53020478]

>>53020383
Fucking donkey.
Go shit in the street behind your shack

[Anonymous No.53020484]

>>53020454
I still dont get why someone named Edward Barq would name his root beer Bangs, did he just want to confuse people?

[Anonymous No.53020496]

>>53020426
Holy shit, SOXL getting heemed *again*

[Anonymous No.53020515]

>>53020445
S&P going to 1000 would mean global nuclear war. Intel lying in the bed full of shit they made is not comparable.

[Anonymous No.53020517]

Putin says he'll cut oil export 5-7%.

[Anonymous No.53020557]

SAXO Bank predicts gold at 3k.
And EU countries start banning meat in 2023.
War Economy.

Here we go baby. The great reset is in full display.
WW2 was started in the year of the rabbit. Guess what chinese lunar year is 2023?

[Anonymous No.53020561]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53020565]

>>53020365
KMI

[Anonymous No.53020575]

I think I'm just going to start DCAing into lottery scratch off tickets

[Anonymous No.53020578]

>>53020496
Mpw is pushing $13 because I shorted it

[Anonymous No.53020581]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53020584]

>>53020438
>Unless smg shills something cool.
Well I found something neat, don't know about cool.

So you know about fatty fat person stocks, right? Think holdings of the old SLIM ETF like NVO, DXCM, etc for obesity and diabetes drugs. How do you think they correlate with gym stocks?

Apparently very well with the poorfag gyms of PLNT. But not nearly as well with the richfag gyms of LTH.

[Anonymous No.53020609]

What do people think of HYLD.U? 13% yield with the intent to closely match S&P 500 performance. If you look over the past 6 months, they've failed to track S&P, but they made some changes, and the past 3 months seem to track S&P 500 closely.
Is this too good to be true? What's the catch here?

[Anonymous No.53020619]

>>53020557
Would fit perfectly in our current crisis block. We haven't had a genuine, lifestyle changing event.

[Anonymous No.53020628]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53020646]

>>53020517
Not like the price action needs any help right now. This has gotta be that field depletion from those Western sanctions finally kicking in.

[Anonymous No.53020652]

>>53020565
Hey two out of three, not bad for smg.
Still absolute donkey tier reply.
This really is a place of suffering.

[Anonymous No.53020657]

>>53020091
Teslas cars are overpriced and go on fire more than other cars and because they burn very hot they incinerate people a lot. Elon is a retarded cocaine addict who got born lucky since his parents were the biggest land owners in south africa. he paid people to shill him and tesla on reddit.The end.

[Anonymous No.53020660]

>>53020078
The market has to go one way or another.

[Anonymous No.53020664]

>>53020657
>his parents were the biggest land owners in south africa
I love this part of the meme cause it evolved from his Dad owning like $200k in some Zambian emerald mine in the late 80's.

[Anonymous No.53020680]

Why dont you just time the market, idiot?

[Anonymous No.53020683]

>>53020664
No it is not a meme. Its reality and his mother used drop him in actual carrier bags full of cash. The guy is actually noxiously tech illiterate and a complete cocaine head who has rage fits. he conned people into thinking he was something paypal by lawsuits. You know NOTHING<

[Anonymous No.53020700]

Ever hear a raging cocaine addict mumbling out stupid ideas. yeah. Like we should make an electric car and colonise mars and o o we can make roads in tunnels and shit

[Anonymous No.53020704]

>>53020683
And here we see a spastic redditor infected with the latest strain of derangement syndrome. Common among people who shorted TSLA too early or had Trump Derangement Syndrome well into 2022, Elon Derangement Syndrome is, alas, incurable. At least until the NPC finds another socially acceptable billionaire target.

[Anonymous No.53020728]

>>53020704
ElonMusk shilling is and always has been pure reddit and does not belong here. Where did you escape form the GME general?

[Anonymous No.53020734]

>>53020700
Yes and Trump's hopped up on Adderall and steroids and Diet Coke. Has been for decades. Nevertheless he gets his gold plated buildings built.

Similarly, hair transplants, HGH, and nootropics aside, Elon's nothing if not a brilliant engineer, per the testimony of literally every engineer who's closely worked with him. Trust fund babies don't put together successful new car companies or handle getting more than 50% of all new mass to orbit this year.

[Anonymous No.53020748]

>>53020728
I'm not shilling for the guy, he has his flaws and those present investable opportunities.

So too does hype. And so too does unmitigated seethe.

[Anonymous No.53020749]

>>53020051
You are retarded if you think INTC will go up. It literally is a dead company. I will sell this shit to Xi Jinping and you wont stop me.

[Anonymous No.53020751]

who's holding march spy puts?

[Anonymous No.53020757]

>>53020734
Your obsessed with fucking trump like every retard that ever fucking leaked here. Imagine sucking elons cocaine addled cock for free. Let me guess you got banned from reddit from thedonald and came here clutching your tsla shares with a finger in your anus. Go back. Your an uniformed bore.

[Anonymous No.53020768]

>>53020757
I'm clearly better informed than you. And it's spelled Boer :^)

[Anonymous No.53020772]

>>53020749
He's right. INTC will go up. He should have got in when it was lower though but you can't time everything perfectly.

[Anonymous No.53020775]

>>53020683
>>53020704
X.com is going to be so cool.
Remember the X-treme 90's? Dude I wish I could go back. Good thing I have money now to consoom. So cool that soon I will be able to put all my thoughts and money onto a website called X.com?
It's just an X, the coolest letter ever. So cool.
Elon is going to bring back cool.
X.com, man I can't wait!

[Anonymous No.53020785]

>>53020768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9dmoT9AfoI

[Anonymous No.53020792]

Crime is only growing because you all wont shut up about it, per NYT. Thoughts on GEO?

[Anonymous No.53020793]

>>53020775
based

[Anonymous No.53020810]

>>53020792
>GEO
Idk these private prisons seem overstated in profit and relevance. They arent anywhere near as big as r*ddit memes make them seem. Maybe in 2050 and we have megacity 1 we will see a bigger profit for private prisons but right now they dont really seem all that exciting.

[Anonymous No.53020821]

>>53020047
HOW MUCH LONGER UNTIL OPEN?!

[Anonymous No.53020822]

Im watching spice abd wolf and these economic deals are too big brained for md.

[Anonymous No.53020825]

>>53020775
You're getting somewhere. His biggest underpriced downsides include optimism amidst collapsing infrastructure and rising political risk. Those are the areas to watch.

If he had problems managing funding, SpaceX would've gone under before Falcon worked. And if he had problems managing tech, Twitter would've gone dark after his mass firings.

[Anonymous No.53020831]

This thread is so full of red IDs. Fuckin' brutal energy in here. Thank the lords the market is closed.

[Anonymous No.53020836]

>>53020792
>bad vibes
Not another vibecession! We just left the last one!

[Anonymous No.53020843]

>>53020792
>>53020810
It had it's little 15 minutes of fame pump day but it just isn't the type of ticker that will have sustained popularity, which is what you need for big run ups.

[Anonymous No.53020874]

I did not know the market would be closed

[Anonymous No.53020882]

>>53020792
>>53020810
>>53020843
it's holding fine

[Anonymous No.53020884]

>>53020836
I like how they are stating and implying crime is not something that can be tracked by data, but instead by something as nebulous as 'vibes' which of course they control because they publish the news. Oh theres petty crime and hypodermic needles everywhere in San Francisco? You must be mistaking that with homelessness

[Anonymous No.53020885]

>>53020091
i don't know what "delta notional" is

[Anonymous No.53020894]

IM BORED I WANT TO TRADE

[Anonymous No.53020906]

>>53020894
may not be making money but at least we aren't losing any

[Anonymous No.53020920]

>>53020894
we'll open the market so that you can buy a fractional TQQQ share, sir
right away, sir

[Anonymous No.53020929]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53020963]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53021021]

>>53020963
>Nobody does anything to help the injured or stop the ongoing problem.
Ah yes, the new superpower of the world. How wonderful.

[Anonymous No.53021024]

>>53020920
I'd bet everything my portfolio is much larger than yours. Nice projection tho, loser.

[Anonymous No.53021036]

>>53020963
Kek
Just noticed the 5G sign.
I love this planet. Humans are awesome.

[Anonymous No.53021046]

>>53021021
They're bugs, they don't care.

[Anonymous No.53021052]

>>53021024
>portfolio
you think you're at art college right now lol wtf?
hah he has a portfolio

[Anonymous No.53021066]

>>53020894
I'll trade you this (You) for a greentext describing your last trade.

[Anonymous No.53021069]

>>53020882
>1 share

[Anonymous No.53021077]

>>53021069
>He doesn't diversify by holding 1 share of every ticker in the market
It's impressive anon is all the way up to the "G"s

[Anonymous No.53021081]

>>53021021
still boggles my mind that there are (white) people who unironically are cheering for China to win. besides the fact that it'll never happen because they're fucked from multiple angles in a way they'll never be able to get themselves out of (demographic collapse, water supply, internal conflict with an increasingly angry population, government corruption, housing market on the verge of collapse despite being like a third of their GDP, etc etc the list goes on), it's funny to think trannies and blacks support this totalitarian regime that would put them all in camps or worse if they ran things.

i can only imagine it's due to sheer ignorance. they are literally just low info voters who have been brainwashed by the media and schools and just honestly don't know what's going on over there. to be fair it's not surprising though, i guess after you have 1 billion people, who really cares about one or two suffering or dying? China could literally lose the equivalent of the total US population and still have over a billion people left. you just become a statistic at that point. also chinks have no souls or empathy, that's another big one.

[Anonymous No.53021082]

>>53021021
>>53021046
You shoot children in schools.

[Anonymous No.53021099]

>>53021082
>1PBTID

[Anonymous No.53021103]

>>53021081
Fuck off Biden shill, this is a right-wing general.

[Anonymous No.53021108]

>>53021046
>>53021082
Again, humans very cool. We rock. All the same.

[Anonymous No.53021121]

>>53021082
>>53021103
im guessing this is a newfriend who doesn't know this place has ID's.

[Anonymous No.53021122]

>>53021069
>i'm poor

[Anonymous No.53021126]

>>53021081
Replace China with Canada so I can tell you to stop making fun of my homeland.
It's cold here and we don't stand a chance. Please elect someone to save us from ourselves.

[Anonymous No.53021128]

>>53021082
And we punish those wicked people.
Meanwhile bugs run over little children and back over them to make sure theyre dead so they dont have to pay a medical bill.
Or genocide entire peoples because communism has to have someone to blame for all the problems
Or how about we read mao's great famine where they had to eat children to not starve to death.
>>53021108
No, theyve lost anything that made them human. Theyre just bugs now.

[Anonymous No.53021141]

>>53021081
>(demographic collapse, water supply, internal conflict with an increasingly angry population, government corruption, housing market on the verge of collapse despite being like a third of their GDP, etc etc the list goes on)
I got bad news about, like, all those in America, dawg. You better sit down for this one.

[Anonymous No.53021144]

>>53021126
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bGVNPw9R8o
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPl75-ZHbNI

here's your chance, anon. i believe in you.

[Anonymous No.53021147]

>>53021121
Kill yourself leftist.

[Anonymous No.53021159]

>>53021128
>punish those wicked people
By taking them to a Burger King drive-thru right? Get the fuck out of my country.

[Anonymous No.53021164]

>>53020047
Anons I'm going to fuck a Italian,latina and again girl today. 3 for 1 special at my local massage parlor. Is this bullish??

[Anonymous No.53021171]

>>53021159
>>53021147
>my country
Fuck off chang.

[Anonymous No.53021172]

>>53021164
Absolutely. Diversification always improves risk-adjusted returns.

[Anonymous No.53021182]

>>53021141
all of those things are exponentially worse in China than the US. comparing the two in any real sense is laughable.

[Anonymous No.53021213]

>>53021182
Why are India, Indonesia, and Brazil such useless trashpiles? Hell, Mexico's nearly half the size of the US - how much weight are they throwing around on the world stage? Dig deep, think about it, figure out why they couldn't do the whole Asian tiger (including China) thing.

Ah, turns out it's the people and the diversity.

Now when you think about China's demographic collapse remember that collapse is like 1 billion Han Chinamen to 500 million Han Chinamen. Meanwhile the US is forecast to drop from 200 million White Americans to 100 million.

[Anonymous No.53021222]

>>53021144
I may have believed you in 2020 but dude has spent all his fame on showing how much of a basic bitch he is.
Goddamn just watch his wife try to make a human connection with the Canadian version of MAGAtards.
Legit, he said some some stuff that made me pay attention and all I was rewarded with was talking points that rally the same emotional do nothing bullshit that keeps us locked to a two party system.
The libs hold power most often in Canada and the blue guys having a turn now and then blows off the steam of our oppression.
This cuck gets 4 years before we go back to Justine's party. Already we are lock step into the global rule. Look at the lady that Justina put in charge. She's an actual lizard person feeding drone. Serves them our future on a platter each day.
Vote more extreme. Your party will not win, but it will show your dissatisfaction with the red-blue status quo.
If you honestly vote for team blue-red, you are my enemy and I wish you all the ruin you deserve.

[Anonymous No.53021227]

>>53021213
culture yes,
diversity no

[Anonymous No.53021246]

>consensus from everyone is that we're going into a recession
>they must be wrong too much agreeing
yes because we're going to have a depression

[Anonymous No.53021250]

>>53021227
Why am I not surprised that's your reply, given your ID?

[Anonymous No.53021268]

>>53021246
Need more CEOs with the countercyclical "buy the dip!" mentality when it comes to capex and hiring.

[Anonymous No.53021283]

>>53021222
might as well just kys then my dude, sounds hopeless if that's what you truly believe.

[Anonymous No.53021306]

>>53020660
False

[Anonymous No.53021310]

>>53021222
>MAGAtards
Yeah the guys that want to uphold rights and values are the extremists.
>>53021283
Careful, his country is all to happy to put him in the suicide booth.

[Anonymous No.53021320]

>>53021246
um we hit the bottom there is NOT gonna be a recession sweaty

[Anonymous No.53021322]

>>53021213
because Kissinger didn't sell out the US's manufacturing base to Mexico. In fact NAFTA fucked them not to mention the CIA funded cartels. Mexico isn't even diverse, it's full of fucking mexicans. It's their lazy ass spic culture combined with geopolitics
I'll take 100 million whites over a billion insect people anyday. We were a minority when we conquered the entire world and we can do it again. We need hard times to fix the mess soft men created here

[Anonymous No.53021326]

>>53021159
They do that when people commit serious crimes. They don't want the case to be thrown out because the suspect "was hungry". It's a nice lefty narrative, but it's also retarded left wing policies that give criminals more rights than victims.

[Anonymous No.53021347]

>>53021322
>I'll take 100 million whites over a billion insect people anyday. We were a minority when we conquered the entire world and we can do it again.
Not if the world in 1500 was a single democracy with universal suffrage.

All I'm saying is that on the current trajectory, assuming the current political order holds, we don't face 500 million Chinamen with 100 million Whites. We face them with 100 million Whites + 200 million trashpeople who vote.

The Boomer MIC unironically thinks we come out on top in that engagement.

[Anonymous No.53021352]

>>53021283
Guess so. Without electoral reform this country is fully owned and sold.
Red-blue have the same goal. They put on a nice show for the masses to consoom.
I bet you vote like it's a sports team. Or worse, you try to vote for the winning side to be 'right' and not on the losing team bwcause that makes you a loser. Or even worse, you think it's strategic to vote against today's bad guy and vote for the good guy that wants to save you.
"I'd never vote PPC/NDP. That's throwing my vote away!" Is the most Canadian conversation about politics ever. Buddy you could only sound more brain dead by saying you vote Green. Absolute shit take on politics in Canada.
I can only hope you are underage, working retail during the voting day so you can't get to the polls, or not Canadian.

[Anonymous No.53021356]

>market not moving
>circut breaker activated

[Anonymous No.53021368]

>>53020151
you overstate it, but I fail to see much wrong with buying an incel position at these prices, you can do worse
I'd want it a little lower still

[Anonymous No.53021372]

>>53021356
Yeah, a circuit breaker upward.

>China to Manage Covid-19 as Less Infectious Disease Starting Jan. 8, National Health Commission Says -- WSJ

>China to Scrap Quarantine Requirements for Inbound International Travelers, NHC Says -- WSJ

>China to Abandon Traffic Controls for International Flights, NHC Says -- WSJ

[Anonymous No.53021382]

>>53021310
Do not mistake me.
I live in Ottawa and the truckers being brought gas to keep going was heart warming. Greatest moment of hope I've had in years up in this frozen hell. But Mr. P is just going to keep the train on the tracks until red team reforms under a more center agreeable form. Of course, the center is determined by our media+new Canadians.
Again, do not mistake me. Bring in more people, but also build some modern infrastructure and tax the fuck out of them.

[Anonymous No.53021383]

>>53020268
ok, I'm having second thoughts
but can you buy a muttland company that does not push DIE principles?

[Anonymous No.53021390]

If the market is closed I can't lose money

[Anonymous No.53021394]

>>53021390
Casinos are always open

[Anonymous No.53021423]

>>53021310
MAID is 100% my future.
As soon as they can find a way to label me as untreatable mentally ill for not towing the party line.
Buy REITs and resources. Canada is not going to pull out of the ongoing plan to rape and pillage the middle class. Workers will be sent north to rent shacks and mine rocks for batteries and solar panels.
You have few options to escape servitude in the next few decades.

[Anonymous No.53021437]

>>53021383
Yes, there is one. But you're not gonna like the answer and, given everything involved, the company is still a short.

[Anonymous No.53021438]

>>53021390
>not creating a black swan event for the market to price in on tuesday

[Anonymous No.53021441]

>>53021372
can't wait for blastoff bros

[Anonymous No.53021448]

>markets closed
>dohnut shop is closed
Holidays are so boring...

[Anonymous No.53021460]

>>53021438
Millionaire: Buys stock to move its market
Billionaire: Moves market to buy stock
Trillionaire: Creates black swan to buy market

[Anonymous No.53021470]

God dammit... I got a snack for my Christmas gift and accidentally spilled it all over the floor...

[Anonymous No.53021485]

>>53021470
God tier snacks
Chick Fil A (sends me free chicken sandwiches)
Halal guys (sends me free platters)

meh tier
Chipotle (everything overpriced but rewards okay I guess)
Wendys (prices rising really fast, rewards okay)

everything else tier
Everything else

[Anonymous No.53021499]

>>53021485
>Goyslop tier
ftfy

[Anonymous No.53021505]

>>53021081
what are you on about you glownigger, China has zero allied blocks inside the US
the left only needs another few rounds of muh troon rights abuses in pingpong province and they'll beg for a war
for the more centre and even right leaning, keep posting memes on hecking taiwaneese rebel alliance fighting the fascist chinese empire on reddit
sprinkle in a tiny pullback of progressive changes and red blooded mutts are in the bag too, dismantling of what US used to be - instantly forgiven

[Anonymous No.53021515]

>>53021485
Those aren't snacks, those are meals
My snack was a special bag of mixed snacks with flavors that complement each other... I had a little bit and it was really good

[Anonymous No.53021520]

>>53021485
Those arnt snacks...

[Anonymous No.53021523]

>>53021437
please sir, redeem a clue

[Anonymous No.53021532]

>>53021499
>>53021515
On an abstract level is financial success correlated to maximizing rewards?
>get a costco membership to get cheap stuff
>use your rewards credit card with 0% apr for 2 years to maximize rewards and cashback while paying minimum interest
>get all the possible discounts, memberships and restaurant accounts so you can live cheaper

[Anonymous No.53021551]

>>53021383
i wouldn’t worry about it. Die is just paying off some grift to power brokers. Most of it is a decadent farce. Once interest rates tick up and real risk comes back into play ain’t nobody gon’ pay the nigger tax. Right now because of the cheap money paying the nigger tax was cheaper. But when the consultants come to town and the assessments come do it’ll change. At least that’s the white bull thesis.

[Anonymous No.53021557]

>>53021485
>imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.53021563]

>>53021485
>Halal guys
This guy invests in oil.

[Anonymous No.53021570]

S&P more like poop and pee.

[Anonymous No.53021573]

>>53021485
>this is what americans consider to be "snacks"

that explains a lot

[Anonymous No.53021574]

>>53021523
https://www.theverge.com/2022/7/3/23193415/tesla-facing-another-racial-discrimination-lawsuit-california

[Anonymous No.53021610]

>>53021532
All that effort. Downloading apps, tracking spending between accounts, making minimums, on and on you spend your time and focus to get discounts.
Just focus on growth. Learn, become stronger. Income>spending. If you are chasing nickels you are fucked. Get a better job, start a business, learn market strategy.
Broke ass trying to get 10% off McDonalds. Lol. LMAO

[Anonymous No.53021611]

>>53021551
No, I buy that, I wasn't being serious
In any case, if I hold incel, I hold it as part of a "shovels" play for machine learning advancements
on those, I'm very bullish (which is also very bearish on my "career")
>>53021574
I figured as much
I do like the company, I'm positive on Musk (if nothing else, he acts like a human bean, not a lizard), but I'm too chicken to buy, risky

[Anonymous No.53021638]

>>53021557
Here you go anon

[Anonymous No.53021657]

>>53021532
No that’s just thrift for the gifted. Instead of tripping over Dollars to grab pennies you’re grabbing a dollar after paying 10. The real trick is defining what you want. Maximizing the rewards in your bums work for penny panties on inventory pulling day. Mids try to buy in bulk for rainy days. Wealthy people sold something to someone.

[Anonymous No.53021678]

>>53021638
Not happening

[Anonymous No.53021680]

>>53021611
Yeah, like I mentioned above, TSLA is highly emotional. And a reversion from cult worship to NPC seethe means it has lotsa downside from here. I'm thinking roughly "best car company shorted to valuation comparable to average car company".

[Anonymous No.53021685]

>>53021611
Then short with some puts to cover the ride up

[Anonymous No.53021699]

>>53021574
This is shocking because nigs would never make this shit up top try and get gibbs!

The east bay of california is clearly full of racists magachuds!

[Anonymous No.53021719]

>>53021699
Possible, but my guess is this shows they don't pay enough in DIE tithes. Or have really efficient, racist, Mexican foremen. Yet another case of Latinx doing the jobs Whites used to do.

[Anonymous No.53021742]

>>53021699
I’ve seen it 3-4x here Jews give nigs lip service and fuckem in the fine print whites however aren’t that devious.

[Anonymous No.53021759]

>>53021680
I also understand TLSA is still dependent on some help from US gubermint, and there is some chance Musk actually pisses off the deep state with something other than kosher twitter banter
>>53021685
Fair point, but I'm the "is there an ETF I can long for that" type of trader
you know, a retard

[Anonymous No.53021786]

>>53021759
>I also understand TLSA is still dependent on some help from US gubermint
Any details there? I know there was some fuckery excluding them from EV credits signed into law last year (on account of nonunion labor) but I haven't heard anything recently and next year's spending bill has been finalized.

[Anonymous No.53021797]

>>53021759
Low risk. Brother.
We will all make it but you and I will make it a bit slower than some.

[Anonymous No.53021822]

>>53021786
Sorry, I can't even point you in a good direction, I only remember this detail because it came up in culture war discussions on themotte, could be outdated

[Anonymous No.53021856]

>>53021786
Us state dept coup in Ecuador for battery materials

[Anonymous No.53021862]

please give me a nice red day tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53021869]

>>53021862
No

[Anonymous No.53021884]

>>53021797
I got a bunch of boomer rocks (did not buy them myself tho) so I will probably make it literally as the very last guy, lol

[Anonymous No.53021914]

>>53021856

[Anonymous No.53021938]

Blood red tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53021944]

>>53021938
No

[Anonymous No.53021947]

>>53021862
>2 weeks down
>going into santa rally week (TM), a new christmas tradition
>opens his shorts on friday because maybe it go down for a third straight week on extremely low volume
Never change /gmg/

[Anonymous No.53021958]

>>53021699
They paid that one nigger at Tesla $15 million for "racism". Of course the other welfare apes are going to claim the same thing to try to get some. Imagine getting paid $15million because someone said some mean words to you.

[Anonymous No.53021988]

>>53020581
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.53022008]

Delta notional

[Anonymous No.53022014]

>>53021884
Lol
Fuckin boomer rocks man. Not a bad thing to hold if it was free and has no costs to hold.
I am the divvy type. Growth is nice, but the CEO aint my friend and I know that the music stops on all these rocket ships. 200% returns are not worth the 90% downside potentials.
Now a divvy is like a gun pointed at the board of directors faces. If you cut or suspend payments, you better have a damn good reason or your ass is getting the boot once next quarter results hit

[Anonymous No.53022050]

BUY INTEL BUY INTEL BUY INTEL

[Anonymous No.53022060]

>>53022014
Well I am in eastern europe, so yellow rock held up well recently
My grandfather hated buying paper, seen too many people got wiped in the post soviet transformation
And I do love divvies, fits a conservative mindset, and I think you're right it makes it more likely a company is not all smoke and mirrors

[Anonymous No.53022067]

>>53022050

[Anonymous No.53022072]

>>53022050
waiting for Q4 earnings

[Anonymous No.53022121]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.53022129]

>>53022121
hang yourself

[Anonymous No.53022139]

>>53022129
>>53022121
>>53020169

NEW

[Anonymous No.53022159]

>>53022139

[Anonymous No.53022162]

>>53022060
Rocks>garbage currency from a shit governmwnt
Yeah, easy call. Based and genius grandpa.
My paper is under serious threat, thus I am going to buy a house (also fucked but it is an asset) and go as close to zero cash on hand as I can. Equities, GIC's, angel investment in small business, anything but CAD until we have global power restored. So maybe never.

[Anonymous No.53022175]

>>53021515
Who bought it for you, anon?

[Anonymous No.53022195]

My shit stink

[Anonymous No.53022196]

>>53022129
I saw a LOTR webm. That means we have to bake.

[Anonymous No.53022199]

An average of around 300 a month in dividends is good right? Though it gets automatically reinvested and I can't take it out for myself. It's probably for the best since I don't have income to buy any dips.

[Anonymous No.53022210]

>>53022199
i doubt that you will have a good life even in 3rd world countries with 300pm. thats like minimum wage tier in most places

[Anonymous No.53022218]

>>53022050
At least it has gotten reasonably priced now that it's at a forward P/E of 14 and a P/B of 1.1
Don't know why you'd buy a fairly priced stock instead of a cheap one though

[Anonymous No.53022232]

>>53020047
P/E Ratios have been excessively high since around the .com bubble around 00', starting in 1995, to the extent that after the 09' housing crash the lowest the PE ratio got to was still only slightly lower than the historic mean.

https://www.longtermtrends.net/sp500-price-earnings-shiller-pe-ratio/..

What happened around 1995 that caused the PE ratio to go to absolute shit? Interest rates only became grossly low in 09'.

You can even see this in the house price as multiple of average earnings graphs, showing house prices rising from about 4.5 years to now 8.2 years also starting in 1995.

WHAT HAPPENED IN 1995.

[Anonymous No.53022234]

>>53022210
You could live pretty well in India for that sir.

[Anonymous No.53022240]

Intel more like incel LMAO

[Anonymous No.53022243]

my doctor just prescribed me ivermectin for my wuhan flu. does that mean she's a joe rogan fan?

[Anonymous No.53022245]

>>53022199
>$300/mth
Useless. What is the yield of this portfolio?
Anyone can get that with enough capital. What sets you apart is your efficiency in obtaining that.
5% annual is my base average yield demand. Currently a bit over that number but expecting little divvy cuts eventually. Global econ is a bit fucked.

[Anonymous No.53022247]

>>53022240
gottem

[Anonymous No.53022255]

>>53022245
>>53022210
I could have sworn I saw a post here saying some anon that was getting 200 a month in divies to be really good.

[Anonymous No.53022266]

>>53022243
Probably not

[Anonymous No.53022277]

>>53022255
you need to describe gains and yields in percentages.

a portfolio of 6000 maybe that's a good return.

[Anonymous No.53022289]

>>53022255
a good start maybe but think a bit yourself. imagine trying to live on less than $1k per month

[Anonymous No.53022296]

>>53022162
pic related, 200zł is the largest bill in circulation today, we do a little hyperinflation lol
we're running 20% today as well, so yeah - cash, not ideal, but everything else is so very expansive as well, just not a good time if you did not make a bunch in the bubble and are comfortable just sitting on comparably irrelevant losses

[Anonymous No.53022298]

>>53022277
Oh ok mine is not that good since it's in the lower six figures like less than 150k. But it gets reinvested so that has to count for something in the long run no?

[Anonymous No.53022302]

>>53022266
she asked me if i wanted the horse dewormer or paxlovid from pfe, i already have the pfe vax and got this shit so i'm going with joe's
>anybody know when i will stop sweating?

[Anonymous No.53022303]

>>53020117
It's not insane make a bet. What's insane is going all in.

I've read about a guy who got over 50x on a single $1k SQ call during the pandemic bull run.

[Anonymous No.53022311]

>2023 is bullish

[Anonymous No.53022322]

>>53022302
You didn't need to take either and you would have been fine, but why not.

[Anonymous No.53022336]

>>53022322
i gotta work kid, i don't trust my body to get over it by weeks end

[Anonymous No.53022344]

>>53022232
Tech companies

[Anonymous No.53022356]

>>53022298
That seems like the yield for the s&p 500, if so yes it will be a big deal and great to do. For individual companies it's quite hard to say if reinvesting is worth it over buying into something else.

[Anonymous No.53022365]

>>53022344
Maybe this is the reason, but I don't think it's a good one at all honestly. Speculative growth stocks seem like they may genuinely crash given that the PE ratio was worse than the 00' .com bubble at the worst point.

[Anonymous No.53022378]

Merry Christmas

[Anonymous No.53022390]

>>53022255
Depends. 300 is a start. If this is main line of income you want that higher. If this is like an extension of your main line of income then it really don't mater as much. Bare bones; whatever your living income is now you want to double that by your retirement time to account for inflation. Ex: Your living from 30,000 a year now. You need 60,000 coming in at minimum. Again this is bare bones. A start. Everyone's needs/requirements are different.

[Anonymous No.53022406]

>>53020413
I bagged some CSCO shares last week to start my boomer divvy portfolio.
I’m buying TSMC and/or NXPI after next leg down.

[Anonymous No.53022409]

>>53020628
what's going on in this image

[Anonymous No.53022416]

>>53022378
ty

[Anonymous No.53022425]

>>53022232
Omnibus Budget Reconciliation Act of 1993
Incentived companies to compensate executives with stock options, which meant companies management focused on pumping the price no matter what.

[Anonymous No.53022432]

>>53022232
the 90s in general is when the internet and personal computing started to really take off
1996 was quake and quake: team fortress
the beginning of the end for me
look at that beautiful phallic fucking rocket launcher
soldier and engineer all the way

[Anonymous No.53022472]

>>53022243
It means she is based and redpilled, but keep in mind that it's probably useless. Rest, fluids, not being old, vitamin D, and zinc + HCQ are all probably higher ROI steps you can take.

[Anonymous No.53022492]

>>53022409
The future.

[Anonymous No.53022501]

>>53022472
i got water and whiskey

[Anonymous No.53022502]

>>53022175
My parents

[Anonymous No.53022534]

dont sleep on roti style cooking. I had gotten an airfryer that can spin a skewer and hadn't used it in over a year like that. Just made chicken with it using a clumsy asian sauce. It was delicious

[Anonymous No.53022537]

>>53022501
Well I'm no doctor but if it helps you get through it and you don't dehydrate/puke your guts out, hey, why not. Live a little.

[Anonymous No.53022545]

>>53022534
Are airfryers a meme? If not, how do I long them?

[Anonymous No.53022554]

>>53022492
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a feminine penis flopping on the face of humanity forever.

[Anonymous No.53022566]

>>53022545
They are pretty good. Not great. Small portions at a time. Cleanup can be a bitch. Food cooks well.

[Anonymous No.53022578]

>>53022545
They arent a meme. My parents just started using one right before christmas. they love it. good question on how to invest. I kind of want to hold a miniscule stake

[Anonymous No.53022584]

>>53022545
airfryers are actual cooking devices unlike toaster ovens. Honestly, form factor wise unless you are cooking for a family an airfryer is better than a conventional oven for a single person household.

[Anonymous No.53022585]

>>53020609
Pic related, they totally failed to match SPY YTD

[Anonymous No.53022590]

>>53022232
what happened in 1995?
>Where did he come from
>Where did he go?
>Where did he come from?
>Cotton Eye Joe?

[Anonymous No.53022593]

>>53022585
But then they removed HBF and added JEPI, and now it's closely tracking SPY over the last 3 months, but with a huge yield.
What is the caveat here?

[Anonymous No.53022602]

>>53022585
are you retarded lad, that doesnt account for the distributions. it's basically 1:1 though so not worth holding it over the s&p 500

[Anonymous No.53022608]

>>53022472
>HCQ over IVM
Wat?

[Anonymous No.53022617]

>>53022602
They made some changes 3 months ago, and now it's tracking roughly 1:1 before distributions

[Anonymous No.53022628]

>>53022416
MODS

[Anonymous No.53022635]

>>53022617
Well if youre asking for what the catch is, the catch is if the manager fucks up like they did the previous 9 months. It's a professional manager deciding to sell covered calls via a method or analyst team they have. You should look into whoever it is to see if you trust them. I like covered call funds, but they're incredibly tax inefficient.

[Anonymous No.53022640]

>>53022608
https://astralcodexten.substack.com/p/ivermectin-much-more-than-you-wanted

[Anonymous No.53022664]

>>53022635
I have a lot of room in tax advantaged accounts so I'd be able to avoid that issue.

If january is a red month, I think I'll pick some up.

[Anonymous No.53022698]

You know how Gillette tried to make men shaving their bodies a thing for a while with Gillette Body? Have cosmetic companies tried normalizing men wearing makeup? It would literally double their sales. There's half the planet they're not selling to.

[Anonymous No.53022707]

>>53022664
Does it have drip? could be nice to do that with it.

[Anonymous No.53022767]

>>53022698
You're 7 years too late
https://slate.com/technology/2013/09/men-should-wear-makeup-looking-younger-and-better-isnt-just-for-women.html

[Anonymous No.53022779]

will TSLA ever recover?

[Anonymous No.53022784]

>>53022779
It is recovering though

[Anonymous No.53022815]

>>53022779
As long as he is in the billionare war, no.

[Anonymous No.53022819]

>>53022698
that's a man

[Anonymous No.53022851]

Hey Matthew meet me at smoothie king in 30 minutes

[Anonymous No.53022853]

Just by seeing my recently made burger, if I put a burger stand and made it public, would you long it with 20x leverage on IPO?

[Anonymous No.53022860]

>>53022698
We need Revlon to make endorsement deals with femboy streamers. This will save them from bankruptcy and short squeeze their stock. Exposure to femboy streamers has a 100% correlation with men experimenting with makeup.

[Anonymous No.53022889]

>>53022853
steam your buns
thank me later

[Anonymous No.53022892]

>>53022853
no that patty is not even the size of the bun

[Anonymous No.53022900]

>>53022853
$HWIN. A single US deli went public with a gross revenue of around 30k USD annually.

The market cap went as high as 99 million USD in the middle of last year. They're conducting a merger with a biotech firm now/

Yeah, i'd say you'd be able to do that.

[Anonymous No.53022915]

>>53022889
buttered and toasted
fucked steamed

[Anonymous No.53022920]

I wonder how this week will turn out? Bloodbath red or neon green rave party?

>>53021438
Don't care for hypno shit, but those are some nice big tits

[Anonymous No.53022942]

>>53022915
fyi, nobody knew you were dumb until you made that post

[Anonymous No.53022972]

>>53022889
>steaming
Nigga
I was going to toast them but I made the bacon first and it was going to be too greasy
>>53022892
It shrunk, its 1/4pound but its thick. I'll smaller buns
>>53022900
If I sell them at 5€. I would need to sell 17 burgers daily. For >30k euro gross revenue.
Hmm. If jam anon helps with cum jams, it'll be possible, quicker

[Anonymous No.53022994]

>>53022972
>I was going to toast them but I made the bacon first and it was going to be too greasy
cook bacon in the oven, junior
this used to be /smg/ now it's /teachthisidiothowtocookmg/ lol

[Anonymous No.53023008]

>>53022994
checks out since you cook like a retard
probably invest like one too

[Anonymous No.53023024]

how comfortable are you with investing/dca right now, when all major charts seem to have bearish engulfings?
i'm wondering if i shouldn't just wait it out

[Anonymous No.53023033]

>>53023024
If I was a betting man and had money to put into stuff and not simply paying bills with, I would fully expect another 2008 style crash sometime next year. Let's just hope it's sooner rather then later so we can get it over with.

[Anonymous No.53023037]

Is it true that there's been 'cancelled' railroad operations like decreased coal shipments? Think I might long energy stocks.

https://youtu.be/EFbLvCSD05Q

[Anonymous No.53023059]

>>53023024
As long as central banks are tightening, you're swimming against the current.

[Anonymous No.53023105]

>>53023024
Very comfortable
Always seeing opportunities somewhere

[Anonymous No.53023110]

>schools out for winter break
>thread quality falls off a cliff
see you guys January 2.

[Anonymous No.53023111]

>>53023059
>as long as the biggest player on the block is having a fire sale, you'd be silly to buy
fucking talmudists.

[Anonymous No.53023129]

>>53023111
There's a difference between buying things at a fire sale and buying things that are literally on fire.

[Anonymous No.53023143]

>>53023129

>hiding in our bunkers, chewing on gristle for protein, we risk our precious battery life to check, just once for the day, the DJA!
>will someone organize a party to save us all?
>has the crisis passed?

[Anonymous No.53023175]

>>53023143
Dunno what to tell you, chief. P/E's are lower than the start of the year, but not exactly at "everyone has capitulated then spent their last dollars to buy a bullet and rent a gun" crisis lows.

And that's before recessionary earnings hits are factored in.

[Anonymous No.53023179]

>>53022994
No bc I use the bacon grease for the patty. I'm one step ahead of you

[Anonymous No.53023227]

>>53023175
We knew a recession was coming, prices were way lower than record high EPS Q1 2022.
The Fed is supposed to tighten because the market can handle the increase. We're not even above 5% at the window. There's plenty of margin for Visa Citi, Mastercard, and even each and every bank charging 6.5% for the joy of selling that bundle.

[Anonymous No.53023233]

>>53023111
if earnings stay the same next year, fair value is below the october lows. If they contract, since the yield curve is predicting a recession... fair value is somewhere in 2020 levels.
You have to remember, printing money does not grow the economy. It's an illusion of prosperity. And they can no longer keep the illusion up due to inflation.
and the biggest companies are trying to find ways to provide less service and jew their customers more to grow profits. apple, facebook, netflix, etc, they can't grow more customers because they already serve most of the planet's population.
so apple increases fees on iphone apps. netflix introduces more advertisements and kills plan sharing. facebook's CEO stops giving a fuck and delves into a fantasy world.
it's a bag of jewish tricks and they're running out of tricks.

[Anonymous No.53023265]

>>53023227
The Fed is over tightening because they do not understand lag times. Our housing market is frozen, cars are piling up in lots. Our economy is about to fucking croak.

Ask any one of /smg/'s two dozen posters who work at Kohl's how this shopping season has been.

[Anonymous No.53023275]

>>53023233
I think Meta is stupid but I think doubting the inevitable explosion of Meta and VR is stupider. Get with the times gramps.

[Anonymous No.53023280]

>>53023008
Haha Dog would be a silly name for a dog! :P

[Anonymous No.53023295]

>>53023233
>hit all time high EPS
>pull back
>media sez;
SELL IT ALL SELL IT ALL, THE ONLY WAY IS DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN

You're correct, printing money doesn't grow economy, working does. Employment is high, because poor people still want to get those dollars. And the narrative is that job hiring is continuing. SF getting their comeuppence isn't the rest of the world. We're all still out here cooking Christmas dinners, planning New Year's parties.

Tech is a big sector, but it survives on brick and mortar advertising, otherwise it's a chain of advertising.
Admittedly, we could create a society of dopamine bar punching monkies and sell each other on which dopamine hit is more interesting to the monkey crowd at hand.
Not gonna last very long, but could be exciting for a few moments.

[Anonymous No.53023298]

>>53023175
things are a little too calm still. Name the last major liquidation story? FTX? crypto was a scam anyways, thats par for the course.

[Anonymous No.53023306]

>>53023295
isn't that just the drug trade?

[Anonymous No.53023312]

>>53020051
Saw some chatter about chip over abundance coming in this next year. I don’t know if Intel will be getting all the orders. Maybe some AMD and more Nvidia than usual. Shit, that could happen not til November or some shit. Why wouldn’t Intel crab til that?

[Anonymous No.53023319]

>>53023265
The only "soft landing" is if they pause or lower and allow inflation to creep back up to 10% like in the 1970s.
crushing inflation expectations means actually crushing bulls. It's not possible to lower prices without lowering revenues.

The fed is well aware of the lagging nature of hikes. They understand but know the market does not want to accept lower stock prices, so they play dumb and divert your attention to the other indicator of the day like wage growth or PCE

[Anonymous No.53023324]

>>53020089
WHY ARENT YOU DOING INSTACART AND MAKING $80 RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.53023331]

>>53023324
....what? My lights stopped flickering like 5 hours ago. I guess it was windy outside or something
What the fuck does Instacart have to do with anything?

[Anonymous No.53023335]

>>53023298
Yeah, after the gilt/LDI fiasco I think they reactivated their Lehman crisis muscles. Hence shit like the BOJ moving their YCC band without causing total chaos.

But that just means their hiking end point isn't some overleveraged canary early in the process, it's the ultra laggy employment data that'll skyrocket past 5% when every industry is receding at once. By then it'll be too fucking late.

[Anonymous No.53023345]

>>53020413
I don’t remember AMD processors ever being piss poor from 2002 all the way til now. Bullshit

[Anonymous No.53023350]

>>53023312
well im writing puts so I do expect some level of crab, but this isnt a fair price for intel. $35 minimum price target

[Anonymous No.53023357]

Do you think oil stocks will surge again in january or are we done?

[Anonymous No.53023366]

>>53023319
>The fed is well aware of the lagging nature of hikes.
Maybe, but I don't ascribe to competence what can be attributed to delusion.

Otherwise, you're right about the Fed call. There's no sense DCAing until that's removed.

[Anonymous No.53023368]

>>53023265
>$9.12 billion while online shopping Black Friday, Adobe Analytics
>$805 billion brick and mortar shopping Black Fri
Considering record profits in spring, it's unclear what the year will look like, and with financing increasing, it's clear that labor will be more interested in showing up in some places.

And yes, they tend to understand completely, if you take the view that the entire purpose of Rothschild funding the unFED was to rotate ownership by these credit bull traps.

[Anonymous No.53023371]

>>53023366
Don't start DCAing until rates on savings accounts start coming down.. or at least stop going UP

[Anonymous No.53023376]

>>53023319
>It's not possible to lower prices without lowering revenues.
Yes it is. Lower the price but sell more units. How is that not possible.

[Anonymous No.53023380]

>>53023357
oil stocks have been propped up by buybacks, they're totally divorced from oil commodity price. they will tank asap

[Anonymous No.53023395]

>>53023331
THEN QUIT COMPLAINING ABOUT SCARY THUNDERSTORMS WAAHH THIS IS A FINANCE BOARD.

[Anonymous No.53023405]

>>53023335
Higher for longer is the name of the game. Also theres some meme companies like uber that still exist somehow.

[Anonymous No.53023408]

>>53023376
Who is going to be buying more units while jobs are being cut? and remember, prices aren't really falling, at best they're reverting to what they were, but mostly they've stopped going up at ridiculous rates.
wages went up 10% since 2020, prices went up 30%. higher revenues on fewer sales (and credit card debt). now that credit card debt needs to be paid back, which is less money for "more units"

wage to price ratios. you can loosely measure this using shiller PE or wage to home price indices.

[Anonymous No.53023409]

Is there any conceivable reason why the stock market won’t make a new 52 week low?

[Anonymous No.53023410]

if we hit lows again im putting another $10k in, just so you guys know. never selling.

[Anonymous No.53023411]

>>53023368
>$9.12 billion while online shopping Black Friday, Adobe Analytics
Sauce: https://business.adobe.com/resources/holiday-shopping-report

Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't believe they have, you know, adjusted for inflation at all. Which means that's a 5% drop, if we're being generous.

[Anonymous No.53023415]

>>53023408
Wage increases are currently beating inflation.

[Anonymous No.53023439]

>>53023408
>jobs are being cut
where?
>>53023411
Fair enough, it's about 6% across the board, from ATH ! For THAT day.
An ath funded by the inflationary junk you were worried about. This should be making you happy, instead of plunging to 2018 levels, we're slowly backing down from the sugar rush Congress junked us with.

[Anonymous No.53023444]

>>53023415
Citation definitely needed, because Indeed and BLS and shit are saying 6%: https://www.foxbusiness.com/economy/us-wage-growth-slows-sharply-job-market-cools-off-new-report-finds

And, again, we're pretending the CPI isn't as absurd as it is and 7% is anywhere in the ballpark of reality.

[Anonymous No.53023461]

>>53023380
Which oil stocks are you shorting?

[Anonymous No.53023469]

>>53023439
Even if it a 5% plunge did count as "slowly backing down", that means the current level of rates is fine and the Fed should stop hiking right now.

But they'll keep going and that'll hit the financing of heavy hitters: houses and cars. Those collapse first, then flow through into murking jobs and credit card splurges.

[Anonymous No.53023481]

when will line go up again?

[Anonymous No.53023482]

>>53023461
all of them via indexes

[Anonymous No.53023483]

>>53022502
Cherish them, anon

[Anonymous No.53023488]

>>53023469
Huhn, well, thats not what i'm finding over here.

https://www.insiderintelligence.com/content/black-friday-sales-rise-12-yoy

[Anonymous No.53023489]

>>53023008
caramel is wholesome

[Anonymous No.53023498]

>>53022779
https://youtu.be/zI_JgoDQNeg
>too long didn't watch
>after 2023 TSLA will receive $7,500 tax credit
>2010 tax credit gives $7,500 credit up to 250k vehicles sold
>other automakers didn't hit this cap
>so their prices on their autos will not change in 2023 IRA rules
>in 2023 TSLA will thus become $7,500 cheaper while all other EV stay the same price
>they already have 65% market share
>what will happen when they become $7,500 cheaper relative to other EV
>in 3 days the supply of cars has gone down by half
>several models are completely sold out both here and in Europe
>TSLA has 18% net income compared to other EV makers at 4%

[Anonymous No.53023500]

>>53023444
Urban CPI
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CPIAUCSL
Wages
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CES0500000003
Wages aren't beating inflation, but they are keeping pace on average in the private market. Public employees are getting fucked though. I doubt I am going to get a substantial pay raise to beat inflation this year.

[Anonymous No.53023503]

>>53020439
Intel has been doing a lot. Their 12th and 13th gen CPUs are impressive, they came out with discrete GPUs, they are starting a foundry service with fabs paid for by the tax payers thanks to the CHIPS act (once Taiwan gets invaded, this will print money), they IPO'd Mobileye but kep 93% of the shares which is going to make their balance sheet look juicy as fuck.

AMD is the one I would worry about. They are 1 trick ponies benefitting from the x86 duopoly with Intel and they source everything from Taiwan. Too bad everything is switching to ARM and Taiwan is going to get leveled in the next 2 years.

[Anonymous No.53023507]

>>53023482
Well, good luck with that

[Anonymous No.53023515]

>>53023469
already happening. Consumers are underwater real bad in two car loans because their trade in isn't paying off original balance. That will happen in housing soon too if prices adjust down some more but housing lags real bad since its not liquid.

[Anonymous No.53023528]

>>53023507
already made 15% but it was a small position, waiting for re-entry

[Anonymous No.53023530]

>>53023489
and a really big pain to make. someone really should figure out a better cooking surface or an edible cooking surface or something.
>>53023503
>Taiwan is going to get leveled in the next 2 years.
heeh, if that's your facts as they will come, you better sell everything, buy a bunker and ammo, and learn how to grow veggies in your shit.

[Anonymous No.53023533]

>>53023481
The oil line will go up in about an hour.

>>53023488
Yeah, saw that. But my gut says Adobe'd have a more holistic picture. Like suppose high end types resort to using their Mastercard while poorfags have maxed out or are cutting back, you could very well see a midtier retailer/credit card with steady sales (in real terms). Only the customer mix is "deteriorating".

[Anonymous No.53023538]

>>53023500
>Urban CPI
That's just a euphemism for black people. Of course 40's and cigarillo's are steady in price.

[Anonymous No.53023547]

>>53023503
While I am bullish on intel, I don't see their stock doing much movement to the upside until they can get their high NA EUV machines (they're first in line to get them)

I think they'll crab in the $20-30 range throughout 2023.

[Anonymous No.53023548]

>>53023538
we should start a non-profit NEET ebt harvesting scheme.

[Anonymous No.53023554]

>>53023551
>>53023551
>>53023551
https://boards.4channel.org/biz/thread/5302355153023551
>>53023551

[Anonymous No.53023561]

>>53023503
>(once Taiwan gets invaded, this will print money)
If they make a move on Taiwan, you can bet your ass there'd be some grey action taken against places like Intel. In for a penny, in for a pound.

[Anonymous No.53023562]

remember soxl is legal crack

[Anonymous No.53023565]

>>53023533
so then we see a way for inflation to be solved. borrowers go to work?
since I can't think of any publicly traded repo services, it looks like GEO is back on the menu? are they still a thing?

[Anonymous No.53023567]

>>53023488
>That said, there is some discrepancy across data providers as Adobe Analytics reported more muted results with retail ecommerce sales rising 2.3% year-over-year
you need to adjust for inflation to get the real growth number. but, if it really is 12% that could imply more hikes are needed.
if you don't believe me I don't care. but I believe the layoff cycle is just beginning, I remember people surviving several rounds of layoffs just to be finally cut.

it is simplest to wait until the fed starts cutting, even if that's another year, I won't be missing out on anything.

[Anonymous No.53023623]

>>53023561
Why? The Cucknited States is just going to sit back and watch it happen. Maybe place a few meaningless sanctions on China. They will literally help Taiwan even less than they helped Ukraine.

The CHIPS act was basically an admission that they are going to cuck and let China have Taiwan as long as they wait for the West to build some fabs first.

[Anonymous No.53023643]

>>53023623
Sure, but if Xi has both Huawei and TSMC, he can get even more leverage by making those the only games in town.

The US' response, however limpdicked and non-kinetic, will only provide casus belli for him to activate however many tens of thousands of sleeper agents and their networks here.

[Anonymous No.53023669]

>>53023643
Terrorists? Cool. Sounds like a fun time all over.
Let's get it on.
Because being threatened over this shit, meh.
Taiwan was never Communist, it's absuridity to claim a Communist government out of Central China should have authority where it has never held an inch, let alone had reason.
Damn coward ancestry, imo, could have solved all of Communist China before it started.

[Anonymous No.53023712]

>>53023669
>Terrorists? Cool. Sounds like a fun time all over.
Think less "durka durka Mohammed jihad" and more "hey, all our chip design servers and backups just got wiped overnight. And our network engineer Zhang disappeared over the Rio Grande with a suspicious hard drive."

Like, can/would we do the same thing to them? Maybe. But look at the tantrum over Ukraine and weigh that against all the steps taken against Russia. Or Iran since the nuke deal collapsed.

>Let's get it on.
We don't seem very well equipped for escalation steps short of "F-35s strike the 3 Gorges Dam" is all I'd caution against.