/smg/ - STOCKINGS MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.53014095]

Merry Christmas Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

Previous: >>53008349

[Anonymous No.53014108]

I can't believe dozens of us work at Kohl's.

[Anonymous No.53014116]

Are we heading towards a recession?

[Anonymous No.53014119]

i need to know more about coming food shortages in asia plz

[Anonymous No.53014124]

>>53014119
No such thing is going to happen.

[Anonymous No.53014130]

>>53014116
We're in a recession, depending on how not-soft the landing is it'll either stay a recession and get a bit worse before normalizing or devolve into a full depression.

[Anonymous No.53014133]

>>53014116
We already are in one for months now. In fact historically every time the fed makes an official announcement of a recession is when we are already heading out of one.

[Anonymous No.53014138]

>>53014116
>soft landing

[Anonymous No.53014147]

Where do I go to see peoples losses?

[Anonymous No.53014158]

>>53014147
Your portfolio. lmao gottem

[Anonymous No.53014161]

>>53014133
Checked and normally I would agree with you on being on the way out of a recession except the whitehouse tried to change the definition of the word recession the literal day we were first officially in one like we're living in fucking China and that would fly. We are not on the way out of this recession at this point in time, we're barely to the point where the fed can stop hiking as aggressively. Pour one out for the homies with variable rate mortgages and other loans, they're gonna need it.

[Anonymous No.53014200]

>>53014138
this webm is fucking hilarious.

[Anonymous No.53014206]

Merry Christmas

[Anonymous No.53014219]

>>53014206
merry christmas!

[Anonymous No.53014222]

https://youtu.be/j9hR4Gg6b9w

i believe in santa coming to /smg/

[Anonymous No.53014252]

>tfw that pathetic half percent gain on friday was the hallowed santa rally
>tfw we are going to drop right back down another 3 percent easily this week

[Anonymous No.53014273]

>>53014252
The Santa Rally is the last trading week before year end bobo

and you're on the naughty list

[Anonymous No.53014310]

>>53014252
>another 3 percent easily this week
>another dip to buy
It's that simple

[Anonymous No.53014323]

>had people i will never see again wishing me a merry christmas today

[Anonymous No.53014346]

>>53014323
Merry Christmas

[Anonymous No.53014361]

>>53014323
メリークリスマス

[Anonymous No.53014366]

reeeeeeeeee I just wanna look at my charts moving I don't wanna socialize with normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.53014375]

>>53014323
Merry Christmas

[Anonymous No.53014388]

>futures opened down -0.6%

What the FUCK. This is a historically bullish week. Another red day after the carnage of the last 2 fucking weeks?

[Anonymous No.53014405]

>>53014323
We got a real grinch on our hands bros

[Anonymous No.53014412]

>market's closed tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53014413]

Got a gun, a raincoat and an anti-emp backpack
I think my power level was apparent this year
Good thing we are gonna have a huge rally in spite of rate hikes well into 2023
lol
lamo even

[Anonymous No.53014476]

Damn I kinda feel bad for those poor people in upstate New York. 43 inches of snow dumped on them.

[Anonymous No.53014478]

>>53014413
rich nigga over here
i got a christmas card

[Anonymous No.53014483]

>>53014476
It's divine retribution for decommissioning the Erie Canal. They deserve it

[Anonymous No.53014519]

>>53014476
>Caring about bad things happening to dens of scumfuckery
Couldn't be me

[Anonymous No.53014525]

Should I put my money into VOO or SCHD?

[Anonymous No.53014566]

poopoo peepee

[Anonymous No.53014597]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53014691]

How much has the Fed removed from the balance sheet this year, and how much aid has the US sent to Ukraine this year? Where does the actual money come from that the US sends abroad in these aid package? Is it new money or is it appropriated from some prior budget?

[Anonymous No.53014694]

>well well look who stepped away from his trading terminalden to celebrate Christmas

[Anonymous No.53014711]

>>53014388
Cool, might mean AMZN stock will finally go down below $80 and time to sssllluuuuurrrpppp

>>53014206
>>53014361
I want those stocking feet on my face

>>53014375
If her tits were bigger than the head, then that image would be 10/10

[Anonymous No.53014712]

The stock market isn't open tomorrow. D :

[Anonymous No.53014723]

>>53014712
Not only that but only a small select few get to trade in it before everyone else does on tuesday.

[Anonymous No.53014751]

>>53014161
>pour one out for niggers debtmaxxing to mortgage out half a dozen houses and drive housing prices to 20x the median yearly wage
"no"
and if you think blackcock paid cash in hand for every house you're ngmi

[Anonymous No.53014799]

What even are stock market futures desu

[Anonymous No.53014846]

>>53014691
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/WALCL

[Anonymous No.53014856]

>>53014799
Futures contracts on market indexes and commodities. When people >futures post here they are referring to index futures.

[Anonymous No.53014869]

>>53014799
They are equities that trade overnight. It shows you what the (short term) future of the stock market is going to be.

[Anonymous No.53014896]

>>53014799
A way to make money

[Anonymous No.53014900]

>>53014095
My roommate was supposed to cook the turkey but he stayed out late on a coked up bender and came home sloshed and I don't think he's gonna wake up today. Now I'm alone eating macaroni. Also the kitten threw up on me today.

[Anonymous No.53014948]

>>53014900
>Ohhhhh nooooo woe is me
Pull yourself up by your fucking BOOTSTRAPS, cook your own damn turkey, and wipe up the mess. Simple.

[Anonymous No.53014982]

>>53014711
Who’s the cow?

[Anonymous No.53015042]

WHen you're in big pain does your brain make you sleepy to dull it? I've been tired all year and I think it's my brain's reaction to dull the pain from my losses.

[Anonymous No.53015061]

>>53014116
Recessions have been deboonked chud

[Anonymous No.53015064]

>>53014900
Avoid druggies and especially do not have them as roommates, son.

[Anonymous No.53015072]

>>53014116
kek

[Anonymous No.53015083]

>>53014751
Upon my studies of the Talmud since 2020 I think you're right. While the offers were cash, on paper it wasn't. I really bet they have a godzilla sized skeleton in their closet that's going to cause the next big shitstorm. Fourth once in a lifetime financial crisis here I cum!

[cunny_slayer No.53015102]

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[cunny_slayer No.53015115]

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[Anonymous No.53015148]

>>53015102
nakadashi
>>53015115
nakadashi
>>53015128
nakadashi
>>53015136
nakadashi
>>53015143
nakadashi

[cunny_slayer No.53015156]

>>53015143
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[cunny_slayer No.53015171]

>>53015156
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[cunny_slayer No.53015187]

>>53015171
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[Anonymous No.53015190]

>>53015102
>>53015115
>>53015128
>>53015136
>>53015143
>>53015156
>>53015171

We need to triple the Jannie's salary.

[Anonymous No.53015201]

>>53014252
>the yield curve is still inverted
>inflation and core inflation is still rising
Bulls are retarded

[cunny_slayer No.53015203]

>>53015187
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[Anonymous No.53015220]

Are there any stocks I can invest in to support the eradication of glitter from this miserable fucking earth?

[Anonymous No.53015228]

>>53015201
Short term movements like the santa rally are still within the overall downtrend, bear market doesn't mean down forever.

[Anonymous No.53015248]

What do I spend 38K on Tuesday to turn it into 61K on Wednesday?

[Anonymous No.53015268]

>>53015248
>53015248
SOXS put options

[Anonymous No.53015280]

>>53015268
I meant SOXL puts

[Anonymous No.53015299]

KO puts

[Anonymous No.53015312]

what do i buy for 2023? when will a billion chinks and niggers finally starve to death?

[Anonymous No.53015315]

>>53015299
This wouldnt be a bad idea either...it double topped and is looking like it stopped out. Just I dont think it will move as fast.

[Anonymous No.53015340]

>>53014982
hilari baknew

She's fat but if thats your thing then go for it

[Anonymous No.53015402]

>futures
>no futures

[Anonymous No.53015436]

>>53014723
Tuesday will be hot red hopefully black Wednesday will follow.

[Anonymous No.53015473]

>>53015436
>Black Wednesday

[Anonymous No.53015476]

>>53014483
God loves canals?

[Anonymous No.53015481]

>>53015299
Imagine not buying TLT puts instead
NGMI

[Anonymous No.53015488]

>>53014799
A way to share interesting or silly webms

[Anonymous No.53015498]

>>53015488
>futures

[Anonymous No.53015506]

>>53015488
>futures

[Anonymous No.53015507]

>markets closed tomorrow
Guess am getting drunk again huh?

[Anonymous No.53015511]

>>53015436
I want stocks across the board to dump down at least -5%, I need some good shorts and puts.

[Anonymous No.53015512]

>>53015507
The markets of the heathen Nipponese are open if you're rally desperate.

[Anonymous No.53015569]

first for CHRISTmas! the second most anti-semitic holiday of the year!

[Anonymous No.53015574]

China A50 down already

Outbreaks are really that bad right now huh?

[Anonymous No.53015575]

>>53015512

[Anonymous No.53015580]

I’ve made it but my family still acts like we’re broke. Where should i buy stuff for my wife? She usually goes to old navy but the stuff there is so cheap

[Anonymous No.53015592]

>>53015580
see >>/fa/ don't ask the nerds here

[Anonymous No.53015605]

>>53015580
Next step up is The Gap, then Banana Republic...
After that, you have to leave the GAP family of brands

[Anonymous No.53015609]

Snowed in. Couldn't visit family who does not like me anyway w/e no loss.

I've had food poisoning all day. Nearly called the hospital but then threw up a gallon of liquid and felt better, but still pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.53015612]

>>53015592
I asked them but /fa/ is dead >>>/fa/17411030
>>53015605
What about Macys? We have a Macys in the mall near us

[Anonymous No.53015620]

Spx and Russell will mog nasdaq in 2023. Chinese tech is over. It's America's turn for once.

[Anonymous No.53015621]

>>53015612
Those are still all mall brand clothes

[Anonymous No.53015626]

>>53015580
>my wife isn't blowing enough money on inane vanities

[Anonymous No.53015627]

>>53015609
I had food poisoning from Chipotle (Ticker: CMG) on Christmas maybe 6 years ago. It was probably the worst I've ever felt and I basically ruined the day of my family who had to take care of me that day. Sucks dude.

[Anonymous No.53015634]

>>53015612
My rich ex would never buy shit from Macy's as far as clothing...maybe makeup or perfume. But never clothes. Maybe that can help you.

[Anonymous No.53015641]

>>53015621
>>53015634
What’s the next level down of the iceberg, just wondering?

[Anonymous No.53015642]

thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1RGhebR3BE

[Anonymous No.53015648]

>>53015612
Macy's is a department store, it will have lots of different stuff from different brands with different styles. I would guess though that generally their price point is somewhere around the same as Banana Republic. I don't know what kind of style you prefer though... but Express and Calvin Klein are also pretty good around the same price point. Tommy Hilfiger has some nice stuff too. They'll all generally look the same at first glance, but they do all have a unique subtle-ness to them. When I still cared how I looked, I preferred Banana Republic and Express

[Anonymous No.53015651]

>>53015580
Nordstrom's is usually a step up

[Anonymous No.53015654]

>>53015641
Brands that have their own store. Go into those places. She would go to 1 brand only outlet stores a lot too. They have the exclusive stuff but maybe a style behind...so they are still the good stuff. Or just get jewelry...they always love that.

[Anonymous No.53015656]

>>53015651
>>53015648
Ty bros

[Anonymous No.53015663]

Merry Christmas from the Tankergang

[Anonymous No.53015664]

What's everyones most successful trade of the year?

For me, its RICK, up 60%.

[Anonymous No.53015669]

>>53015580
Saks Fifth Avenue is the /made it/ store, in my mind

[Anonymous No.53015674]

>>53015664
Has to be SIGA. Memes, clean timing, 2x'd money, profiting off degeneracy. All around a great time.

[Anonymous No.53015680]

>>53015641
Dunno maybe Jcrew, it's still kind of mid-tier fast fashion but better than like Macys IMO It has gone downhill recently though

[Anonymous No.53015683]

>>53015605
Kek why is this so funny

[Anonymous No.53015684]

>>53015674
I was also a SIGAnigga though I dont think I made as much as you

[Anonymous No.53015694]

>>53015664
FXY puts rolled for 300% twice

[Anonymous No.53015695]

>>53015654
I haven’t been able to find any of those near me
>>53015669
Nice, I saw a Saks Fifth Avenue near me. I’ll take her to Macys for now but that’s where I’ll take her after I 2x my net income

[Anonymous No.53015700]

>>53015674
>>53015684
I played SIGA too, made a little, lost most of it. Hopefully learned some lessons along the way.

[Anonymous No.53015704]

>>53015664
Shorted TWTR right before musk tried to back out of the deal and then shorted TSLA right before the court ruled he had to buy it. Since then been shorting RIVN and making bank.

[Anonymous No.53015706]

>>53015664
I did really well with TQQQ in that August rally. I bought like $500 in calls on a whim at the end of July... and then I kept rolling them to higher and higher strikes. When the rally ended, I got stuck with $1600 in $50 Dec 16 calls... but had managed to pull out like $3k in profit
(Still down like $37k for the year though lol)

[Anonymous No.53015712]

>>53014846
Did you write a macro for this?

[Anonymous No.53015721]

>>53015664
a CLAR put

[Anonymous No.53015744]

>Tesla Only Has About 70 Model 3s & Ys Left for Sale in US in 2022 as Purchase Discounts Have Had Super Effect
>Currently, only nine Model 3 and 63 Model Y are available for purchase in the US. It looks like all available cars will be sold out this year, which will have a great positive effect on the company.

[Anonymous No.53015753]

>>53015664
SQQQ.

[Anonymous No.53015754]

>>53015684
That was mostly because I mixed shares and calls. Went short-dated because of the whole "pandemics being time sensitive" thing. Otherwise, remember, you can use LEAPS to roll your own 3x ETF for anything.

>>53015700
For me it just reinforced the importance of knowing fundamental value, the catalysts that change that value, and exits (based on catalysts playing out or fizzling).

>>53015694
Very nice. I can't believe other central banks were so slow to catch on to the Fed hiking cycle.

[Anonymous No.53015770]

>>53015695
>Nordstrom
>in the American market, it competes with department stores including Bloomingdale's, Macy's, Neiman Marcus, and Saks Fifth Avenue.
>faster and more accurate than /fa/
gj smg

Crab monday
Back to slow downward crab Tuesday
Screenshot this

[Anonymous No.53015782]

>>53015580
if youre rich go to Nordstrom, for slightly cheaper go to Macys. Expensive designer brands women have spoken to me about: Prada, Dior, YSL,. if you want cheaper buy Uniqlo, Lululemon, ZARA, Ralph Lauren. For shoes: ALDO, Nine West. For outerwear: Patagonia, The North Face, Eddie Bauer

[Anonymous No.53015797]

>>53015770
I also think that it will crab on monday

[Anonymous No.53015824]

>>53015770
>faster and more accurate than /fa/

buddy who said we werent fashionable in here

[Anonymous No.53015832]

whats the manga/oneshot about a girl experiencing the power of INFINITE LOSSES on stock options
I swore I saw it here before but google doesn't help me at all and neither the archives

[Anonymous No.53015833]

>>53015824
To be fair... our most visible representative wears a college football hoodie and fake jewish hat

[Anonymous No.53015880]

>>53014095
parents gave me 15 AMD shares as a xmas gift

[Anonymous No.53015927]

what counts as a business trade? I'm paranoid they're going to make me pay taxes on my tfsa.

[Anonymous No.53015932]

>>53015824
/smg/ makes all their trades wearing the finest Tom Ford suits

>1000 shares of COST please

[Anonymous No.53015939]

>>53015932
>/smg/ makes all their trades wearing the finest Tom Ford suits
Is that what you call my pajamas?

[Anonymous No.53015946]

>>53015824
>>53015932
It's one of those midwit/bell curve memes.
>Comfortably dressed like shit
>Expensive, classy clothing
>Comfortably dressed like shit

[Anonymous No.53015954]

>>53015797
>market closed Monday

[Anonymous No.53015956]

>>53015932
I think getting your SO to take your measurements and getting a custom suit online from a Hong Kong tailor is the best bang for your buck

[Anonymous No.53015958]

>>53015956
t. Hong Kong tailor

[Anonymous No.53015961]

Was reading this hentai where the dude likes the girl who works at his niece's daycare. So he always offers to pick up his niece just so he can talk and gawk at the girl. Girl comes off as all nice and sweet. One day Dude runs late. Girl takes niece to the dude's house and they go inside (niece knew where the spare key was). Well it seems the girl is a freak. Tied up the sleepy dude and did some rape play on him. So you know sometimes the real and the fake isn't so cut and dried after all. (She tied him to the bed with a kids jump rope)

[Anonymous No.53015968]

Dumb macaco here.
What do you think of this chart?
Buy?

[Anonymous No.53015992]

>>53015954
That's why I believe that it will crab

[Anonymous No.53016003]

https://twitter.com/fasc1nate/status/1607118871323975681

bullsisters...

[Anonymous No.53016016]

>>53015968
Heavy buy and heavy sell right now based on that chart

[Anonymous No.53016075]

>>53015961
Interesting. So where do you think the market goes from here. I think we still will make a new low. Not out of the woods yet.

[Anonymous No.53016084]

>>53016075
kek

[Anonymous No.53016139]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15o0juFafm4

[Anonymous No.53016153]

SMG is just a sheep pen ...

Sheep is a pejorative term for an investor who lacks discipline and whose trading strategy is unfocused and predicated on the suggestions of others, like friends, family, and purported financial gurus. Rather than following their own research and due diligence, a sheep mindlessly follows the herd, chasing trends and making uninformed trades.

[Anonymous No.53016162]

We should do a /smg/ meet up to celebrate the new year. Who is game on the east coast? Maybe meet in DC or Baltimore so no one in Florida or New York has to travel too far?

[Anonymous No.53016181]

>>53016162
Las Vegas, hooker, drugs, steak and gambling

[Anonymous No.53016186]

>>53015664
I bought calls on TYO and had them go up about 800% at their height but I sold for I believe about 300%. I only gambled $100. Meanwhile I lost 10k on MU, and 6k on roblox because nancy is a member of a chaos cult.

[Anonymous No.53016211]

>>53016162
Wtf I used to live in Baltimore. I'd go, but I'm not there anymore
Also, Baltimore is kind of a shithole

[Anonymous No.53016231]

I am dying at this poem

[Anonymous No.53016247]

Bury me under the fucking Eccles building

[Anonymous No.53016259]

>>53016211
Yeah we would die. Someone would say the nigger word on the wrong street

[Anonymous No.53016379]

I shouldn't have gotten drunk on friday. Being hungover makes me depressed but also I have nothing to do because everything is closed.

[Anonymous No.53016437]

>>53015664
>SARK
xom as well

[Anonymous No.53016502]

>>53016153
Literally me.

[Anonymous No.53016516]

>>53016003
Holy shit sold everything.

[Anonymous No.53016526]

>>53015958
Brothers it owuld be better to have a freaky girlfriend than a million dollars. I have neither, of course.

[Anonymous No.53016530]

I deserve sex.

[Anonymous No.53016541]

>>53015832
fx senshi kurumi chan?

[Anonymous No.53016561]

>>53014597
chaos reigns

[Anonymous No.53016566]

>>53016541
that's the one! thank you

[Anonymous No.53016618]

>>53016379
Eat candy.

[Anonymous No.53016622]

>>53015880
It's okay bro, I'm not my parents favorite child either.

[Anonymous No.53016637]

>TFW no market tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53016646]

>>53015880
I can't believe we were obsessing about buying AMD earlier this year at double these prices

[Anonymous No.53016679]

>>53016646
Who tf is we?

[Anonymous No.53016682]

>>53015064
What about druggie females

[Anonymous No.53016729]

>>53016637
i cant believe the jews would do this to us

[Anonymous No.53016740]

>>53016682
The only thing "better" about druggie females is you have better odds at being able to beat their asses when they are wigging out. Druggies should be given a maximum of 2 opportunities to clean up, and if not then get gassed.

[Anonymous No.53016741]

>>53016729
Their most dastardly move this month.

[Anonymous No.53016769]

JAPANESE SANTA RALLY

THE KFC IS ON ME

[Anonymous No.53016797]

>The New York Stock Exchange and the Nasdaq Stock Market will remain shut on Monday, Dec. 26 in observance of the federal holiday for Christmas.
Explain this

[Anonymous No.53016809]

>market's closed tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53016827]

I expect to be bankrupt eow when mpw rallies out of the blue to $13.

[Anonymous No.53016851]

>>53016769
nippon bros....i am thinking we are back

[Anonymous No.53016879]

>>53016851
This is it.

[Anonymous No.53016881]

Sell me on buying a house.
>current bills = $1000
>bought house would be $1000 alone
>more utilities, taxes, & maintenance

[Anonymous No.53016885]

>>53016809
Who tf created 2day christmas? You cant be born on 2 days in the row

[Anonymous No.53016892]

>>53016881
You can have as many cats as you want.

[Anonymous No.53016904]

i'm pretty sure my landlord drove by to see how many people i had at my house for christmas

[Anonymous No.53016909]

>>53016904
>inb4 'his house'

[Anonymous No.53016931]

>>53016769
is this the biggest move the japanese market has made in 40 years?

[Anonymous No.53016989]

i wear the cheapest most raggedy ass clothes. super comfy always though, sweat pants and t-shirt or sweat shorts and t-shirt. usually go with pure cotton. i have a decent collection of mega-comfy hoodies, one of the best i bought off some chinese facebook store. this particular hoody not sure what the material is but its some sort of synthetic, extremely soft synth velvet. i have other smart dress shoes and clothes but i dont really like wearing it.

[Anonymous No.53016992]

>>53014095
I shorted AMC on friday.
Think I will get any money tommorow?

Also looking for other short ideas.

[Anonymous No.53017010]

Who’s ready to trade on the market tomorrow? I know I am

[Anonymous No.53017030]

>>53016992
Look at that cat. Such a handsome sweater. God, I wish that was me.

[Anonymous No.53017035]

>>53017030
Girls don’t like you

[Anonymous No.53017047]

Man this China shit with Tesla factories shutting down and "millions" catching the coof in a day may cause Tuesday to be bloodbath red for stocks.

[Anonymous No.53017048]

>>53017035
They do and honestly it's bullshit.

[Anonymous No.53017049]

>>53017030
You don't want to be him the other cats are racist to him online.

[Anonymous No.53017084]

Okay I saw the news about Tesla shutting down factories in Shanghai and opened a short at 5 times leverage think I'll get rekt tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.53017085]

>>53016797
It's a big holiday

[Anonymous No.53017105]

>>53016881
You can post on /biz/ about how 'rentcucks' and neet scum are inferior to you, since you own a house.

[Anonymous No.53017110]

>>53016904
>didn't invite your boomer since he is clearly lonely

[Anonymous No.53017113]

>>53017047
You went short on friday didn't you.

[Anonymous No.53017115]

>>53016618
https://youtu.be/bET_3jGhBR4

[Anonymous No.53017123]

>>53016904
How do you address your lord? Sire? My Lord? Your grace? Sir Chad, Lord of Anon? Do you swear fealty to your lord? Would you kill another renter because he has a different lord?

[Anonymous No.53017127]

>>53016892
They are ecoterrorists
>>53017105
Even buying one cheaply I still feel like I am losing. But I guess it does give me an asset I could retap later on. Paying $250 extra a month could save 2x as much in the long term or I could have it paid off in ten years.

[Anonymous No.53017145]

>>53015664
OKTA puts on Q2 earnings. 25x overnight

[Anonymous No.53017182]

>>53016881
Buying a house was a great idea during the Fed induced bond bubble that had suppressed interest rates for most of the past decade. It was an effective way to implicitly short bonds, and profit off the inevitable inflation. The Fed is explicitly targeting a 2%+ inflation floor - all risk is to the upside.
Even today, owning a home can still be beneficial due to the nature of fixed-rate mortgages. If rates decline, you can simply refinance your mortgage to attain the lower rates. If they increase further, existing mortgage holders continue to win out as they pay less than future buyers. Your mortgage has a free option implicitly built-in.
By holding a mortgage, you're paying a flat rate for the next 30 years that can only ever get cheaper for you (via refinancing). As a renter, your costs will rise every year.

That said, there are downsides too. You've mentioned depreciation/maintenance expense. The reality is that if you're buying a house today, you're likely buying something 30-40 years old, and paying as if it's brand new. Population growth has increased the value of housing over the decades and obscured the reality that these are, in fact, depreciating assets. Housing is a living expense. It is not an "investment". The long term trend of population growth is dying out in many parts of the world, and as populations stop growing there is less need for new homes. There is less competition for the present pool of homes. The whole paradigm is about to shift.
I believe that homeowners will still continue to win out over rentcucks, in general. Just don't go expecting your home to grow into some multi-million dollar store of wealth that you can later monetize.

[Anonymous No.53017185]

>>53017113
I did yeah

[Anonymous No.53017196]

>>53015664
Some 1 DTE SPY spreads I 3x'd around the June FOMC

[Anonymous No.53017211]

>>53016881
Cost of rent will only go up and up into infinity as time marches on. With a house eventually your payments get low/end. Plus you can take lines of credit on your house to buy more stuff.

[Anonymous No.53017212]

>>53016797
>>The New York Stock Exchange and the Nasdaq Stock Market will remain shut on Monday, Dec. 26 in observance of the federal holiday for Christmas.
>Explain this
Simple, it has nothing to do with Christmas at all

Same with the Easter shutdown earlier this year, it was actually for another jew holiday

[Anonymous No.53017239]

guys i need a european broker with low margin for the DAx future contract.

I can't find one, they all require like 4000 euros intraday margin, it's insane.

[Anonymous No.53017267]

What to stack for the summer since ukraine took the spotlight from China virus?

[Anonymous No.53017273]

>>53017212
which company would be the most proficient at making ovens today? they would have to be industrial size and be burning 24/7. also what sort of power source would they use; gas, petroleum, electric? wouldnt be possible to have them in germany, they cant even keep the lights on normally.

[Anonymous No.53017306]

>>53016881
If you own an expensive home you can bail yourself out of jail without paying any money.

[Anonymous No.53017338]

I am addicted to redeeming steam keys people post on v. I am going to play none of them

[Anonymous No.53017341]

is there something better than financialjuice?

[Anonymous No.53017348]

>>53017338
Can you legally resell them? Sounds like a good application for an automated scraper.

[Anonymous No.53017355]

>>53017047

>"OMG China is opening up and it's apocalyptic! Millions are dying! Lockdowns definitely do something and weren't retarded so don't say they were retarded cause they weren't OK!?"

Even if China lost tens of millions of people, it'd be nbd for them. Honestly it's a net benefit economically speaking.

[Anonymous No.53017357]

>>53017348
No you have to sit there and just redeem faster than other people. Other times they will ask for emails and ill open 10 tabs of temp emails.

Ive redeemed 35 keys. This is a cry for help. I cant start my computer without thinking to check for more keys

[Anonymous No.53017365]

fuckin hong kong market is closed cant watch chinese adr candles

[Anonymous No.53017371]

>>53016797
>>53017212
when holidays fall on a weekend the following work day is considered a holiday as well so people can have a day off

[Anonymous No.53017374]

>>53017348
Sorry i didnt really answer your question theyre tied to your account forever. The most money you can get is from idling them for steam trading cards (20c or so per game IF they have them)

[Anonymous No.53017387]

>>53017365
Open tradingview search for EURUSD then click the forex.com source, those candles are open.

[Anonymous No.53017411]

>>53017357
>>53017374
I see. I don't know if it applies but there have been sites for reselling digital copies of games. CDKeys was one at some time but I don't know if it still exists. Maybe it's changed names.

>https://www.makeuseof.com/cd-keys-legit-or-scam/

[Anonymous No.53017423]

>>53017411
Yeah the problem is if I dont redeem it someone will so the key wont last long enough to resell

[Anonymous No.53017446]

>>53017357
>>53017374
>>53017423
sar sar do not redeem sar

[Anonymous No.53017515]

>american markets closed
>asia pumps

[Varjad Ransheer No.53017529]

Sers India benk NFTY big pumper ser. You did not redeem yes? We redeem a you and now you no redeem a us? yes thanks sers

[Anonymous No.53017565]

>>53016153
Good, there is money to be made then. If you cant see that you're just a bad as the "sheep".

[Anonymous No.53017571]

why did the godless commie market close for christmas?

[Anonymous No.53017577]

>>53016153
>another year of this tard posting these bug eyed gooks in the generals.
please no

[Anonymous No.53017607]

>>53017577
Ong I tire of this gay ass kpop nigga bruh without embellishment.

[Anonymous No.53017623]

Merry Christmas friends.
T. Boeing anon

[Anonymous No.53017631]

I'm going to be shorting Disney.

I actually saw Strange world on Disney+ out of curiosity and oh my god that shit sucked. Worst movie by far. Star wars, Marvel, Pixar and even their own properties, they are all garbage now.

[Anonymous No.53017685]

>>53017631
Garbage to you... remember, normies love this shit. Id buy in at quarterly returns or before then.

[Anonymous No.53017689]

What the fuck

[Anonymous No.53017744]

>86k in fees, taxes, interest payments for 2022
The friction is so lame

[Anonymous No.53017769]

>>53017685
Funny because I asked normies at my workplace since quite a lot of them have kids and love disney shit.

Even they didn't like it. Kids got bored halfway through too. Unless Disney can start making GOOD movies again, then the company is in serious trouble.

[Anonymous No.53017794]

>>53017769
>Unless Disney can start making GOOD movies again, then the company is in serious trouble.
Entire writing and directing team would have to be fired and replaced for that to happen.

[Anonymous No.53017813]

>>53017769
That is a good point. However because of the sheer size of Disney I don't see any real time decrease in the near future. Doesn't mean you cant YOLO options and make money but I just don't see any sizeable downturn anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.53017817]

>>53017689
all of the bonds were stolen...

[Anonymous No.53017822]

>wide awake at 3am EST
>alcohol ran out
fuck.

[Anonymous No.53017828]

>>53017822
Just like finance, its good to have a savings account... or savings cabinet for spare booze

[Anonymous No.53017844]

>>53017822
Bro I hear you...what kinda girls do you like....i will send you a /smg/ friendly one?

[Anonymous No.53017852]

Disney imo is all about investing for Disney+. I think the parks and everything else is solid. Just whether they can succeed in streaming. That's really the spot that will determine how good the stock does over 10 years

[Anonymous No.53017868]

>>53017852
I would agree, the revenue of everything else is priced in...just worry about streaming revenue now.

[Anonymous No.53017876]

>>53017769
They brought back Iger to be CEO, that was how colossally the company had fucked the dog since his departure. With that said I'd look for them to quietly turn shit around and turn the woke down from 11 to like a 4 or 5 and start getting revenues back up.

[Anonymous No.53017877]

>>53017852
I think the streaming service wont dent if they use it as a hybrid release platform; and hopefully do not devolve into shit like "Netflix Original Series". Take a look at star wars. All of it is Disney+ now, if they keep using it as a release platform it'll be a solid investment.

[Anonymous No.53017878]

>>53017852
That billion dollar star wars hotel loss doesn't seem "solid"

[Anonymous No.53017879]

did we all have a good time with our families?

[Anonymous No.53017883]

>>53017876
Personally, I dont believe this will happen. I think they'll keep the virtue signaling happening, its their target audience anyways.

[Anonymous No.53017896]

>>53017879
Nah this year was a bit of a conglomeration of unfortunate events that delayed family get togethers. Will see mom and step dad at his nursing home later this week when the flood situation in his building is sorted. Flood is fixed but there are fans all over and it's loud so they wanted to postpone. Sister had to have emergency surgery for SOMETHING last week and she's not telling me what but apparently it wasn't major as she's at home and fine. So that was delayed.

[Anonymous No.53017913]

>>53017896
Emergency abortion on our lord and saviors birth day

[Anonymous No.53017921]

>>53017877
Streaming is also the value of owned content over time. A show might lose 99% of it's value after 5 years but frozen 1 my might be worth 50m a year or w.e. even in 2030

I think Disney has a good idea with how interconnected the content is or child focused which is evergreen. But yeah they have to execute better and fire some people with pink hair, but I doubt they do that as bigger forces kind of push media in that direction. Even random game studios in Japan have "ethics boards" who see to it they follow the culture directives.

[Anonymous No.53017923]

>>53017883
Even literal gay and trans people I know think the pandering and overrepresentation is too much and frankly insulting, the comparisons to Will and Grace with a lot of media that's come out in recent years are just too easy to make. They'll tone it down, get more views, and get back some of the views they lost. Iger is oldschool Disney as a motherfucker. I'd still hedge a long position on them until they're done righting the ship but they're far from dead or too far gone to fix.

[Anonymous No.53017924]

>>53017913
haha no. There's no way. She's 46 and married. I will found out but not over email.

[Anonymous No.53017934]

>>53017896
I was scared to admit to my gay Uncle that I like Asian ladyboys...what it this and, anon's is my liking ladyboys worse that this?

[Anonymous No.53017939]

>>53017921
>>53017923
So seems the underlying idea is long-call disney as hedge and say, a July put in case things get sour? Recommend something else?

[Anonymous No.53017953]

>>53017934
dunno

[Anonymous No.53017966]

>>53017953
I wanna tell someone, but I am scared at the time. I love Asian guys and girls, but girls more and I don't know what to do anymore. Just make money with me /smg/ you are my real friends anymore.

[Anonymous No.53018002]

>>53017966
Means you're probably bi or at least follow the insanity wolf sexuality of "if it's smaller than me and says yes I'd fuck it". On one hand it's degenerate, on the other hand no kids so it's up to you whether you keep fucking ladyboys or not.
>>53017939
I don't like going long on calls, I'd long shares and hedge with mid to leap dated puts for as close to ITM as I could afford and thought necessary

[Anonymous No.53018015]

>>53018002
Thats actually could be a good idea. Why dont you like long calls?

[Anonymous No.53018036]

>>53015956
Which do you recommend?

[Anonymous No.53018046]

>>53018015
Because the market can be irrational longer than I can keep my female broker from finding me like Liam Neesons in Taken and margin calling my ass. Shares hold value better across an unknown timeframe and cost less to service, whereas since it's Disney unless they just run themselves into the ground over the next year they'll be back to making more money than you can imagine and pumping up their valuation. Unknown timeframe for price to go up + "known" timeframe when it could go down = long shares hedge with puts.

[Anonymous No.53018057]

>>53018002
Yeah, you're right. I am really into face shapes...like the shape of your face is so sexually attractive to me. Eyes, nose, chin, cheeks...I know I only like guys who are very feminine...like guy guys I just, yuck they are dudes. Anyway thanks Anon, for saying something and not just shitting on me. I hope you make fuck ton of money next year!

[Anonymous No.53018079]

>>53018046
lol
lmao even
Best thing I have read all night, good point and definitely noted. Thank you anon

[Anonymous No.53018094]

>>53018057
You too fren, I hope you make fuck ton of money too! I was the same way and banged my way through a couple twinks and ladyboys when I was younger, ended up married to a lady and had kids but I had fun.

[Anonymous No.53018111]

>>53018094
Thanks bro! Yeah, I just broke up recently with basically my dream girl...we were dating for 8 years man. Life sucks sometimes and I just want us all here to make some money and be happy.

[Anonymous No.53018127]

>>53018111
>I just want us all here to make some money and be happy.
I'm fine with only money, don't wanna seem too picky.

[Anonymous No.53018157]

>>53018127
>Only money for this Anon, I bless it and will it!

[Anonymous No.53018204]

SOXL chads it is almost time

[Anonymous No.53018221]

>>53018204
>wrong.donaldtrump.gif

[Anonymous No.53018321]

>>53018221
lol. lmao even

[Anonymous No.53018334]

>>53018321

[Anonymous No.53018401]

>>53017921
They don't make any good IP of their own anymore, they are just an IP buying and marketing company. Little kids these days don't watch micky mouse, they watch peppa pig or the other ones hasbro owns, which is part of why they bought hasbro and mattel in 2014. The had to buy starwars instead of making their own sci-fi franchise. They're not capable of growth anymore, they just collect successful IPs that have already grown.

[Anonymous No.53018464]

>market still closed
what am i supposed to do with my life lads, i am bored
Woke up at 4am today.

[Anonymous No.53018472]

>>53017844
>what kinda girls do you like
Normal ones

[Anonymous No.53018479]

>>53018464
It's the end of the year. Be with your spouse and family.
Or do coke and fuck hookers for a week.

[Anonymous No.53018488]

>>53018472
My last GF was like the girliest Korean girl ever lol. I guess I have I had to date a Western girl again I want her to look like Ariana Grande.

[Anonymous No.53018493]

>>53018472
God I have been drinking and re-read your post....ok I will post some "normal girl" for you. Enjoy I guess, I hope you like it, since you didn't say.

[Anonymous No.53018496]

>>53017844
My sexual fantasy is to lay my head on a girl's lap. She pets my head and tells me she loves me. Hasn't happened yet and I have no reason to believe it's even possible. Oh well cant be helped.

[Anonymous No.53018513]

>>53018496
Same here

[Anonymous No.53018514]

>>53018496
I totally understand and I hope you get that someday, anon. It is a great feeling.
>I wish that for you! Give this anon a head petting girl!

[Anonymous No.53018518]

>>53018513
>Same for this anon! A head petting girl!
Make him comfy!

[Anonymous No.53018527]

>>53018496
>>53018513
>>53018514
ah no im feeling things again

[Anonymous No.53018541]

what are the economic memes for this week give me the qrd

[Anonymous No.53018545]

>>53018496
Its funny because once you have it you get spoiled. I probably did. I just wish I had more free time to work on a project, meanwhile my GF is pestering me to come live with her so she can take care of me and start a family. Also yes she is trad eugenisist. Everything I wanted but I dont appreciate it as much anympre

Hope you get it too anons.

[Anonymous No.53018549]

Is it true that IF China does invade Taiwan, then the entire world could plunge into an instant depression?

https://twitter.com/financialjuice/status/1607322765417127937

[Anonymous No.53018550]

>>53018541
Two words:
SANTA
RALLY

[Anonymous No.53018552]

>>53018541
there might be something hidden...but at the moment, I dont see anything good. Maybe sqqq or spxs for a few days.

[Anonymous No.53018557]

>>53018549
no

[Anonymous No.53018558]

>>53018541
word on the street is that cathie is going to dump all her trash bags and start buying only good companies from now on

[Anonymous No.53018563]

>>53018513
Your pic is my fantasy. Cute robot waifus (and affordable homes) when?

[Anonymous No.53018572]

>>53018549
>brooo what if
>china invaded
not possible for at least 5 years.

[Anonymous No.53018576]

>>53018558
>>53018549
CWEB it is

[Anonymous No.53018590]

>>53018549
Priced in.

[Anonymous No.53018603]

>>53018576
buy if break above 55.19...but on the downtrend now watch out...range overall just wait for a break above either pink line. although it would be better to wait for a break and the pull back to prove the trend...but people here wanna lose money so just follow as soon as it breaks a line and gamble it!

[Anonymous No.53018700]

>>53018549
>THEY'RE GOING TO INVADE
>two more weeks bro
>since the 80s

[Anonymous No.53018707]

Ok am down roughly 15% YTD. Shall I take the L and put all my eggs into the basket named XLE?

[Anonymous No.53018710]

>>53018700
>checked
also this correct and flying into airspace happens here in the US and Taiwan like every week....although I think the Russians have stopped the weekly flyins to Alaskan airspace since the war.

[Anonymous No.53018715]

I would have made significantly more money this year if I only bought 3 month CD's at 4%.

[Anonymous No.53018723]

>>53018707
I think you missed out on the great XLE run...it double topped on the weekly and at the moment has no where to go, but maybe sideways or down. More upside is unlikely, but buy the top if you want, because you would be buying high and selling low...or bagholding forever.

[Anonymous No.53018729]

1. Tell everyone you know socially and through family what your qualifications and skills are.the self help book explanation is: Your uncle may not hire you, but maybe he'll find out the guy he goes to the bar with is looking for someone like you.
It's literally a numbers game where you try and play that 6 degrees of separation thing.
2. Scuttlebutt and gossip. Invite friends who are in the industry out for coffee. Ask them what they know about their company. Get google alerts on companies you want to work for, and see who they have recently hired and who has recently left. If a new position or department is created, at some point they will look outside the company for new recruits. How can you 6 degrees of separation that to get in on the ground floor. Basically turn into a OSINT ex-girlfriend on Facebook: stalk the shit out of where you want to work.
3. Host dinner parties. You don't even need to do them at your house, you can just invite people out to a restaurant although that means you have to fork out more. Curate the guest list so that people will actually want to come and turn them into very chill networking events with no actual pressure to make deals or connections. However if you pick the right people you'll sort of create this little mafia of connections that will later on put you in a position for a job

You only need to get hired once.

[Anonymous No.53018747]

>>53018723
Where else do you think I should put my money? Stagflation is a good environment for commodities, no? China reopening etc.

[Anonymous No.53018749]

>>53018729
B00kmarked

[Anonymous No.53018750]

>>53018729
>what your qualifications and skills are
I spend all day playing videogames and looking at porn and watching vtuber and other eceleb streams. I also lift weights

[Anonymous No.53018779]

>the future

[Anonymous No.53018781]

>>53018747
long term? like how long? just wait until the weekly 50 ema and 200 ema cross...or the daily 50 and 200 cross again on SPY. then if you don't wanna think about it put it there...or VOO if you wanna pay less fees over the long term. otherwise you are catching a falling knife until the market can prove it has stopped falling.

[Anonymous No.53018785]

>>53018729
so much work like nibba just go to indeed dot com, see who's hiring, and then submit your application through the internal company portal (you dont even have to log into indeed to do this lel)

send a thank you email after interviews too. sounds cheesey but it helps you stick out. t. happily employed

[Anonymous No.53018802]

>>53018785
>happy
>employed
good goy

[Anonymous No.53018816]

>Tesla ONLY has 3% short!
>This is nothing!!
>Very small short interest!! No bounce coming!!
>"Tesla shares at $11.28 billion are the second largest short by dollar amount behind Apple Inc. AAPL and its $16.78 billion in short interest."
>the second largest short by dollar amount
>second largest short
>not even factoring in options
>not even considering the January 20th expiration
>pic related

[Anonymous No.53018827]

>>53018816
>we can't predict where the market is going but we will make puts and calls set way the fuck out into the future on these specific dates just because
>dont think too much about it goyim

[Anonymous No.53018838]

>>53018781
Thanks. Any short term trading ideas for Q1 2023 though? Still want to play short rates for a while but I probably shouldn't.

[Anonymous No.53018848]

I keep seeing "how do I invest in China???" on this board.

The answer is FLCH, stop asking

[Anonymous No.53018860]

>>53018827
well when tesla's metrics like p/e are way fucking off there's plenty of people who will feel confident in making a prediction. Not to mention the CEO already cashed out a large chunk of his own pnd

[Anonymous No.53018877]

>>53018838
only advice for that is to learn a trading strategy and only 1...then master it. because short term is all trading. you can make money short term on any stock or etf...but what is short term, 1 day, 1 week? it depends, trading is different than investing, but don't invest until the market proves it isn't losing money for the year and then you can invest again.

[Anonymous No.53018890]

>>53018816
What does this mean?

[Anonymous No.53018914]

>>53018890
it's going to pump the next couple weeks

[Anonymous No.53018922]

>>53018890
there is a huge short position built against TSLA, the second largest in the whole market
there are even more puts expiring January 20th
as the date approaches January 20th, the extrinsic value on these puts is going to wither away
those with puts will close them out rather than have them wither
market makers who sold the puts had to hedge their short puts by shorting shares of TSLA stock
when the puts they sold are closed out, they can close out their delta hedge and buy shares to cover
this further makes the puts and shorts worth less / losing money, causing them to close out their shorts / puts, driving the share price higher in a feedback loop
everyone in /smg/ has been parroting
>only 3% short!
not realizing this makes it the second largest short in the whole US market
https://youtu.be/XhXAZ08joO0

[Anonymous No.53018944]

>>53018922
Thanks, just starting to learn more about calls and puts

[Anonymous No.53019012]

What is the best way to go over charts, options and big movers after the day is closed? Do you guys do backtesting and such after market close? I'm working a night job and am a sleepy fag when I get home, I'm crashing well before the market opens and waking up at like 3 and it sucks.

[Anonymous No.53019020]

>>53018944
>>53018922
Nobody knows what it means. The people closing puts could be overshadowed by extraordinary amounts of selling.

[Anonymous No.53019257]

>>53017182
Yeah I was looking at issues related to this. It also provides me opportunity to invest extra money into treauries+ while shit continues hitting the fan. I will end up with a lot of extra room though that's not needed currently which runs up price. However. It would mean I could also get a dog.

[Anonymous No.53019393]

>>53014525
>VOO: high TECH focus, lower expense ratio (but SCHD is also low compared to other funds)
>SCHD: higher dividend yield & CAGR, more defensive portfolio

I'd go with SCHD. Good luck anon.

[Anonymous No.53019525]

>>53017689
>trimming treasury bonds, 2k gp

[Anonymous No.53019561]

So, Kwanzaa rally today?

[Anonymous No.53019574]

>>53019561
Nah
Pool's closed

[Anonymous No.53019618]

>>53019393
This pic doesn't make SCHD look good anon

[Anonymous No.53019651]

>>53015664
NRGU in my 401k, OXY on 2x margin in my taxable account. Best ETF and best SP500 stock of the year.

Check dem digits in captcha.

[Anonymous No.53019670]

>>53015704
I like you. If I was a more sophisticated trader I would have liked to simultaneously short tech and long energy is some sort of pair trade. A las I’m too lazy to learn how to do that.

[Anonymous No.53019714]

XIC vs XEI
Is the higher MER worth the yield?

[Anonymous No.53019733]

>>53019618
elaborate

[Anonymous No.53019749]

>>53015694
https://c.ezl.re/gYmiFvn.webm

[Anonymous No.53019810]

OPEN UP THE MARKET KIKE BASTIDS

FUK UR HANUKKAH SHITE

[Anonymous No.53019819]

>>53019810

[Anonymous No.53019824]

>>53019810
Bruh Canada is closed until the 28th. This is hell.

[Anonymous No.53019891]

Well, ChatGPT is completely useless. Asking for buy or sell advice will just get you a generic "I am not a financial advisor" answer. Asking for its thoughts on the S&P500, PEP and TSLA only got me stuff like "it will stay relatively stable in the short term".

[Anonymous No.53019922]

>>53018723
Oil and gas bull market is only in the middle innings

[Anonymous No.53019928]

>>53019891
what is your own opinion on PEP & TSLA then?

[Anonymous No.53019942]

>>53019733
It's got quite a few dinosaur zombiecos in its midst like Lockheed Martin that can't produce anything of noteworthy value. If it came to an actual conflict the U.S would bankrupt itself off the cost of war because their toys cost 10x what an equivalent weapon can do. Also Boeing getting into the flying suicide pod business.

[Anonymous No.53019974]

>>53019942
>Lockheed Martin
>can't produce anything of noteworthy value

[Anonymous No.53019992]

>>53019928
I haven't really looked into either in depth, just picked them at random. I know that PEP has some pretty solid brands to its name and will likely cruise along just fine, probably too expensive right now to beat the market with it though. TSLA will in the long run probably fall in line with the other car manufacturers when competition catches up. No idea what either will do in the short term.

[Anonymous No.53020014]

>>53019824
all the relevant leaf tickers will start trading on the 27th

[Anonymous No.53020049]

New
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[Anonymous No.53020458]

>>53017966
for me, it's DDM

[Anonymous No.53020872]

>>53018572
thats assuming that the senile dictator fucks care or understand anything. russians didn't seem to care too much about their abilities when they started doing their shit