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53009464 No.53009464 [Reply] [Original]

>canned water

>now worth 700M

Im gonna kms if i cant figure something out

>> No.53009475

>>53009464
they made a deal with satan. the creators literally pray to demons to bless every box of liquid death

>> No.53009484

>>53009464
I’m convinced you can do pretty well anything at this point and make money off of it

>> No.53009487

I've got a kinda sorta similar idea, I can handle the marketing i just need to find out the best, easiest way to outsource food manufacturing.

>> No.53009493

>>53009464
Lmao, I posted about canned water here a few days ago and suddenly the market has canned water.

/biz/ truly is the center of the business and finance world.

>> No.53009495

>>53009493
Suddenly? This shit has been around for years ya dingus.

>> No.53009498
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53009498

>>53009475
where do I start if I want to make a deal with satan? I just want to get money to stop wageslave my life away, can pray to demons idc anymore. Serious question

>> No.53009499

>>53009493
liquid death has been around for a few years. also biz hasn't been relevant since Link died in 2020

>> No.53009502

>>53009498
ask the demons, not me

>> No.53009504

>>53009464
>frozegay id
Trust a homosexual ICP baggie to seethe about water

>> No.53009511

>>53009498
https://youtu.be/wB5KKdkRyfg

>> No.53009550

>>53009498
I would pay handsomely for your soul, why waste it on demons?

>> No.53009559

>>53009550
How much

>> No.53009572

>>53009464
It's badass now. Like black rifle coffee company

>> No.53009576

>>53009559
$500,000 and you come live in the cage under my bed. I also get to take control of your health and health records since I own your soul but you are free to come and go as you please so long as you are on time for our scheduled appointments and sleep in your cage.

>> No.53009577

>>53009464
flouride content?

>> No.53009593

>>53009576
Ok. Deal. I live in India though. Can you send me the payment in advance so that I'll be able to book the tickets, okay sir?

>> No.53009614

>>53009498
Please don’t do this. This life doesn’t even mean anything in the grand scheme of things just enjoy the journey and look at some trees from time to time. It’ll be alright man.

>> No.53009623

>>53009614
>look at some trees from time to time
Pretty good answer honestly here anon

>> No.53009637

>>53009576
500k lmao you can't even by a house for that

>> No.53009644

>>53009614
enjoy life while wasting the entirety of it looking at a screen or sleeping, I rather die

>> No.53009648

>>53009614
>>53009498
ezest way is invocation of asmodeus try /x/
don't you have to sacrifice something, like your soul (invocation, the demon becomes part of you) or your first born kid or something. that's why I didn't no matter how desperate I was.
you can try evocation too, but that's more complicated and slightly safer

>> No.53009649

>>53009464
you guys tried this water? Its complete shit. Had a couple coupons from doordash a while back, something like $20 off a $20 purchase, paid something like $2 for a case, so I figure I would give it a try (theyre like $20 a case or something usually)...just absolute poor shit, the only "luxury" water worth a damn is fiji since it actually tastes different.

>> No.53009673

>>53009614
Since this thread is now off topic as hell, the other day I was thinking about death and realised there could be infinite lives afterwards and this is the first one. First though to that is "so I just luckily managed to get the first one" but your consciousness in the first one is destined to feel that way and it isn't lucky at all it's certain if that makes sense, probably not true ofc and when we die that's it but thinking about the possibility has really changed the way I think about life.

>> No.53009688
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53009688

>>53009498
For me? I’d offer $50,000 USD for a generic NEET soul. (Souls have infinite value, this is investment advice. Don’t sell it anon)

>> No.53009744

>>53009498
Literally the worst trade deal in history you can do

>> No.53009775

>>53009649
It's meant for former alcoholics ya dingus. It has the same level of carbonation as beer but without the beer. It's non alcoholic beer water.

>> No.53009783

>>53009673
What?