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[Anonymous No.53005727]

I'd like to have sex sometime soon.

[Anonymous No.53005838]

I've been thinking that since I turned 13. That was 17 years ago.

[Anonymous No.53005852]

>>53005838
I had sex two months ago. Anon hit the gym.

[Anonymous No.53005872]

>>53005727
Pay for it. Trust me, just get it over with and then move on.

[Anonymous No.53005979]

>>53005872
>get it over
I won't 'get it over' until another human of the female species has accepted (by her own volition) that I'm worthy of being inside of her
it's not even about sex.. it's about acceptance and anything else is a cope

[Anonymous No.53006203]

>>53005727
>>53005838
I'm a 30 year old virgin and I've literally never seen a vagina irl.

[Anonymous No.53006214]

A couple have taken to YouTube to reveal that cruel trolls mock their relationship and their sex life.

Shane Burcaw was born with spinal muscular atrophy (SMA), and has used a wheelchair since the age of 2.

>He met Hannah Aylward after she reached out to him online, and the pair have been in a relationship ever since.

This guy is banging a 10/10 blonde bombshell college swimmer. What’s your excuse?

[Anonymous No.53006243]

Imagine the handjobs

[Anonymous No.53006249]

>>53006214
>>53006243
hes a cuck, girl gets dick down by other dudes.

[Anonymous No.53006261]

>>53005872
This. The tools of the geniuses and retards are readily available to the midwit but they reject it out of arrogance.

BUY A HOOKER INSTEAD OF THINKING ABOUT SEX IT WILL DRIVE YOU INSANE AND YOU CAN MOVE ON

[Anonymous No.53006293]

>>53006203

same bro

why haven't you gone to see a prostitute?
for me its a combination of being a pussy but also it's illegal here and the only real options I have are those sketchy asian massage parlors. and i dont think you get real sex there, just handjobs from old asian women. which doesn't seem appealing imo

[Anonymous No.53006352]

>>53006214
dude scored, noice for him!

[Anonymous No.53006366]

>>53005979

I bet that same stubbornness that you show with this very simple matter is what stops you from achieving it.

You don't understand it is a game, and you are playing it wrong.

[Anonymous No.53006558]

>>53005979
Women feel this too, except it manifests differently. I dated a girl who was obsessed with feeling pretty. I think she thought that since I'm really hot, that gave me authority to confer approval, and that would make her feel the way she wanted. I think it kind of did at first until she realized that behind my face I'm just another loser and my acceptance can't erase her internalized self loathing.

Two lessons here:
1. Women will have sex with you if you somehow trick them into thinking your acceptance will make them feel better about themselves.
2. You have been tricked into thinking the acceptance of anyone with a vagina will make you feel better about yourself.

[Anonymous No.53006595]

I will pay for sex but never as much as a mortgage. Steep price.

[Anonymous No.53006780]

>>53005727
I'd like to know what it feels like to have someone love me bros.

[Anonymous No.53006827]

>>53006366
ah yes, the stubborn argument where I should just compromise, looks like putting a band aid on a flesh wound to me but what do I know I'm not the intended audience
>>53006558
1. women don't want my acceptance
2. you may be right here (I'd argue on who the vagina belongs to) but I see people are generally happier in a stable relationship that meets their intimacy needs (not to mention the entire social benefits package that goes along with it) vs nutting inside strangers in exchange for a monetary gain
>>53006780
the anons above will tell you only your mom loves you

[Anonymous No.53006854]

>>53006203
I'm 34 and I've literally never held a girl's hand. I just want a girl to love me, bros.

[Anonymous No.53006857]

>>53005727
>>53006203
i've never had sex at 29 and i'm extremely handsome and /fit/, finances in order, capable of normal human interaction, etc
i just simply refuse to have sex unless she is a soulmate

[Anonymous No.53007030]

>>53005727
No one on this website, including myself, will be having sex until they leave for good.

[Anonymous No.53007062]

>>53006214
>she reached out to him online
totally not sus

[Anonymous No.53007265]

>>53007030
See you tomorrow anon!

[Anonymous No.53007336]

>>53005727
I have waited for 27 years, I can wait a couple more until LINK moons

[Anonymous No.53007414]

>>53007030
sorry to hear about your incompetence man but not everyone is virgin.

[Anonymous No.53007464]

>>53006854
Same at 32. But it's my fault for having too high of standards as an average looking shy guy. I'm not charming but want a cute gf that's modest. Hard to find that these days.

[Anonymous No.53007482]

i'm 29 and lost my virginity 4 years ago to a 8/10 beauty

>>53007464
>Hard to find that these days.
I don't think you've actually tried looking for one
how many women have you talked to and how many dates have you been on?

[Anonymous No.53007548]

>>53007464
For me it's because I'm ugly, socially awkward, shy, poor, and unemployed. I feel like it's not even worth trying until I get some things in order first. What girl would want to be with a jobless poor guy, right?

[Anonymous No.53008341]

>>53006214
I trade his physical disability for my personality in a heart beat

[Anonymous No.53008360]

>>53005727
Same. Haven't had sex in almost 3 months, not sure how much longer I can last.

[Anonymous No.53009796]

>>53007548
if you manage to create sexual attraction in her, then she won't care

[Anonymous No.53009821]

>>53006827
I don't understand this stupid obsessiveness with wanting someone to love you when your family already does. This childish fantasy of having a girlfriend. Men should learn before they're 30 that women don't fall in love. It's a terrible truth bomb but you need to learn it to mature. I'm not saying that women are bad or that you should hate them, just don't delude yourselves into believing this stupid 20th century fantasy created and promoted by the capital owners for some ulterior agenda.

[Jealous No.53009848]

I'd like to kill everyone that lives in Antarctica today, if possible.

[Anonymous No.53009857]

>>53009848
It's summer in Antarctica so you can visit.

[Anonymous No.53010130]

>>53006857
>i just simply refuse to have sex unless she is a soulmate
where is she then? she is out there thinking the same thing right now you have to go get her fren

[Anonymous No.53010186]

the difference is that women are inherently sexual perverts. Men don't like sex, men like the competition before and during sex and to see a girl orgasming due to their dicks, and for the atheists due to their tongues. Ie men love the competition and having a direct influence on the world. men dont love sex at all . It's only women who are hedonistic and sex cravings machines coasting thru life thanks to their orbiters

[Anonymous No.53010215]

>>53010186
Lol porn says different. Women don't get addicted to porn. I like to liken sex for men to eating good food. You crave the good smell and just can't stop yourself from indulging. Everyone likes doing it, it's tolerated because everyone benefits from it. There's an entire industry that caters to this need. While for women, sex is like taking a well waited shit that was just bothering you and was in the way. You just have to do it from time to time. Nobody likes to talk about it or admit it, everyone feels embarrassed about it but once you've done it you feel better.

[Anonymous No.53010456]

>>53010215
>Women don't get addicted to porn
Porn is not sex.
>While for women, sex is like taking a well waited shit that was just bothering you and was in the way.
Tell me you're a virgin without telling me you're a virgin. Women crave sex and will want to have sex all the time with a man they're attracted to. They're just not as outward with their need as men are, which is natural (the feminine is passive, the masculine is active).

[Anonymous No.53010484]

>>53010456
Women crave attention they don't crave sex. Sex is something they have to tolerate to keep a man. There are plenty of reports that show most men can't satisfy their women who resort to faking orgasms. The female orgasm is unnecessary and unprioritized by biology.
>porn is not le sex
Yeah nice semantics, but it proves nothing. This is like saying beer is not alcohol. It's a meaningless statement.

[Anonymous No.53010916]

Bro’s I found the love of my life and was with my fiancée for 2 years. We were about to get married and we just found out she’s sterile. It’s not fair bro’s. I finally found a woman, and she’s so pretty and I can’t even have a family.

[Anonymous No.53010922]

>>53010484
>There are plenty of reports that show most men can't satisfy their women who resort to faking orgasms.
just have a dick that's at least 7 inches and you'll be fine dude

[Anonymous No.53011097]

>>53006293
1) In most big towns, especially on the US west coast, there's usually an AMP or two that has younger (ages 25-40) "masseuses" and also offers "full service." Finding these gems can be an expensive and hazardous process but it's like finding a diamond in the rough
2) when you're really really pent up, getting a handy from an enthusiastic middle aged Chinese lady after being rubbed all over your body really isn't so bad as long as she's not a toothless grandma tier. Sometimes even better because they'll throw in extras like stripping and bbbj for free even if it's not a place that offers "full service" because you're young and cute compared to the 50 year old fat office workers and tradies they usually jerk off
Not that I have any experience with any of that, of course....

[Anonymous No.53011143]

>>53010484
>>porn is not le sex
>Yeah nice semantics, but it proves nothing. This is like saying beer is not alcohol. It's a meaningless statement
What are you talking about? No one says beer is not alcohol, it clearly contains it. Porn is clearly not sex, it doesn't involve you pushing your dick inside a vagina.
>There are plenty of reports that show most men can't satisfy their women who resort to faking orgasms.
Sucks for those women. Doesn't mean women don't crave it. Anecdotally, the women I've made cum would crave for more, even at emotional cost to themselves.

[Anonymous No.53011155]

>>53010922
Don't even need that. Just make sure there's enough foreplay (and be good at it), know which positions work, go multiple rounds. You'll be fine with 5"+

[Anonymous No.53011415]

>>53006780
Only you can do that, anon, embrace deranged narcissism and never look back

[Anonymous No.53011656]

>>53005838
>>53006203
>>53006293

Just hire a prostitute at this point, or even better yet get on a dating app and put you want to lose your virginity, there will be some girl that will want to take it, probably a slam pig tho. Point is just get it over with, you only have one life anon, live it.

[Anonymous No.53011685]

>>53010186
what the fuck are you talking about. I love sex, all the guys I know love sex, the only people who dont are losers who arent having sex.

[Anonymous No.53011763]

>>53006203
I'm a 36 year old who's seen every kind of vagina including jewish to nigger vagina.
Last night had a tranny blow me for an hour and couldn't cum, and I watched her jack off her teeny peeny.

Sex isn't all it's cracked up to be, when you get it whenever you want it becomes a chore.

[Anonymous No.53011766]

>>53006857
So dumb...
Ive had pretty regular sex since i was 15. Trust me, your soulmate will think its weird that you've never had sex and will pass over you. Even if she didnt it would just become a weird source of tension that she had other lovers.
Sex is like anything else, it takes practice. You are bad before you're good. You dont want to embarrass yourself in front of your dream girl. You have to be practical this is real life. You also dont want her reminiscing about chad while you spend 6 months learning not to cum in 30 seconds.
Just having the state of mind that you have 1 soulmate out there sets you up for tolerating all sorts of abuse and heartache when you convince yourself you found her.

[Anonymous No.53011794]

>>53011766
>soulmate
>used goods
>fantasising about chad
huh?

[Anonymous No.53011799]

>>53011766
See my post.
Having sex isn't a net positive it's only a net negative.
I've met many soul mates, fucked them and ghosted them, gotten STI's and STDs luckily nothing uncurable but ruined my health overall.

This shit right here is a meme.

[Anonymous No.53012171]

>>53011799
a shit man deserves shit women
this is what your post sounds like

if you fuck everything with a hole and are incapable of weeding out even STD-ridden crackwhores then of course sex is going to be awful lmao
you have only yourself to blame

[Anonymous No.53012206]

I jerked off too much between 12-27 and now I can't even get a boner for more than 2 seconds anymore.

[Anonymous No.53012235]

>>53011415
Based, i will look into the deranged narcissism pill

[Anonymous No.53012242]

Sex is good but have you ever HODLHODL and it actually payed off?

[Anonymous No.53012926]

I'm fine with being a virgin, I just want to be rich. The first time I hugged a girl was at 17 and I will likely never kiss one. But that doesn't matter because I've found what makes me happy (I'm coping but I'm content).

[Anonymous No.53013861]

>>53012926
what's the point of it all, if you're not able to pass on your genes and raise the next generation?

[Anonymous No.53013882]

>>53011656
I'd honestly rather die a kissless virgin if prostitutes are my only option

[Anonymous No.53013886]

>>53012926
gem

[Anonymous No.53013965]

>>53010922
Im 6.5 and the compliment I'll always remember most is a girl I hooked up with one night saying "your dick is bomb" while riding on top of me and choking me

[Anonymous No.53014012]

It’s so fucking hard to get a good looking girl friend in Nordics as average male so I have just given up on it and fuck women in Thailand and Philippines while working full remote. Seriously, if you are white try that because the bar is so low that you will 100% lose your virginity and a lot of women are actually very good looking

[Anonymous No.53014086]

I got Covid this Christmas.

[Anonymous No.53014091]

>>53007030
Not a virgin here. Also not a neet.

You virgin neets are not in good company. Biz has always been about hustling and money.

[Anonymous No.53014377]

>>53010916
Karma

[Anonymous No.53014393]

>>53007482
Zero and zero. I find one in a thousand women worth swiping on and they don't swipe back

[Anonymous No.53014426]

>>53013882
Why? There are plenty of hot prostitutes
>inb4 what about love
Shut up retard

[Anonymous No.53014454]

>>53013882
Weird take bro, but everyone is different I guess.
I myself lost virginity to a hooker at 22, was so much fun that I banged 5 more before I met my first girlfriend and had my first kiss. Years and few relationships later I dont go over a month without banging a hooker if I'm single. Keeps me from becoming whiney and needy. Unlike those desperate incels.

[Anonymous No.53014465]

>>53006214
Probably has a massive cock

[Anonymous No.53014479]

>>53011799
100% agreed, I also feel like I ruined my health, ever since I got a STI I had to take anti-biotics to get rid of and I’ve never been the same since

[Anonymous No.53014497]

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[Anonymous No.53014575]

Overrated yeah once in a while is nice but everyday you get tired of the same girl. After a year with my gf I don’t enjoy fucking her anymore like i used to. I wouldn’t say no to a blowjob or two everyday however. Can never get tired of bjs they’re so fucking good.

[Anonymous No.53014586]

>>53014479
How to avoid STDs?

[Anonymous No.53014589]

>>53014426
>>53014454
It just seems like paying for masturbation by proxy at that point. Can't even kiss a damn prostitute

[Anonymous No.53015537]

>>53014393
lower your standards
I only date 8/10s and above and even I end up swiping right 1/100
1/1000 is insane unless you're in an extremely densely populated area

[Anonymous No.53015547]

What a retarded thread...

[Anonymous No.53015567]

>>53014497