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My linkies ARE NOT stinky

>> No.53005657
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>>53005648
Chainlink stinks so much!

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>>53005648
I can smell them from here

>> No.53005714

>>53005648
How long have you had them? Have you checked the expiration date? They may have soured. Maybe they went off early and you can exchange them.

>> No.53005718

how dare you

>> No.53005833

>>53005648
Oh really? When was the last time you washed your Linkies then?

>> No.53006622

>>53005648
delusional they fucking reek. even chuck had to abandon his shop from the smell.

>> No.53008190

>>53005648
its wild to think that chainlink is still almost 20x from when the stinky linkies were promoting it

crypto needs to fall another 95%

>> No.53009540

>>53006622
Who tf is chuck why do I keep seeing people here say chuck all the time who is this guy?

>> No.53009543

>>53009540
based chainlinkgod thank you king

>> No.53010034

Sometimes i put my linky in my gfs stinky

>> No.53010089

I'll give you a couple of answers I've filtered over the years to be true, from the few times I've gotten a fudder in a rare moment of clarity:

1) Turbo autists who figured out the need for externally connected smart contracts very quickly, and who now seethe at the entire world for failing to understand it like they do. Chainlink is sort of like a metaphor for their general inability to integrate with society, where they are rational and right and it's the world's fault it's so irrational and dumb..
These people fud because in their mind the world should have figured out LINK in 2019 at the absolute latest, but failed to, and so they'll seethe and rage at everyone and everything as a way to express this frustration.

2) People who had LINK stacks but lost them swinging, or gambling, or in a CeFi collapse, or who simply got fudded out of LINK back in 2018 and have been furious ever since. They will never buy LINK because they can't buy it at $0.30 like they had the chance to back then, and then basically rage at people continuing to hold because "if I can't make it then neither can you"

3) People who try to profit off taking an oppositional position to LINK. Usually grifters like the CLCG/Honeycomb/API3 guys, or NEXO, who are charlatan fraudsters and basically parasitic animals to Chainlink just like there are many fraudster teams that are parasitic animals to ETH. They fud because muddying the waters about Chainlink lets them shill themselves, it doesn't go much deeper than that.

4) The seriously mentally ill, like Michael, who also fits in category 2) but has now made a large part of his online identity "being a link fudder" and can't really distance themselves from that because it's the only way they can consistently get attention online, which they crave