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53003704 No.53003704 [Reply] [Original]

>ayo anon u coming to the staff party right?

>> No.53003715

every company says they're "different" and that their holiday parties are "lit"

never believe them. Stay until the big man gives his holiday "speech", get a drink, then leave.

>> No.53003720

who the fuck allowed you to speak to me nigger slave?

>> No.53003721

I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>> No.53003743

Sure Tyrone, I couldnt miss the opportunity to threaten HR roasties with a broken bottle while drunk and coked up.

>> No.53003747
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53003747

>>53003704
>yep wanna do an 8ball before we arrive there my nigga?

>> No.53003876

>>53003704
of course! I'll bring my wife too for you.

>> No.53004953

>>53003876
OP here, I'm here to bring my appreciation for bringing your beautiful wife, amplfying the vibe we going to get at the staff party.

My gratitude for your indisputably magnificent assistance is almost infinite. Your efforts have not gone unnoticed. I really like your contribution that you have in our society, you really make a difference and help others out, the world could always use more people like you. Gosh, what a polite and humble fellow. It is such a kind honour for someone as low as me to be in contact with someone of a level such as yours. I thank you once again my good friend. A world without you, would be a world I would not be able to live in, and I believe I share that opinion with most people. I can rest easy tonight knowing you helped. I appreciate you and everything you stand for and on behalf of everyone on planet earth, thanks.

>> No.53004976

>>53003704
Nah TaRellvontaycious, these bitches be trippin

>> No.53005026

>>53003715
>Stay until the...
imagine even going to these wastes of time

>> No.53005044
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>>53003704
>Ayo sure ma nigga ima bring my snow bunnie with ma cuz da hoe is addicted to my bbc yo know how it is

>> No.53005064

>>53003721
based
i'm trying to stop jerking off to max out my wizard powers before i turn 30

>> No.53005309

>>53003720
Hahaha you funny Caroline Ellison

>> No.53005438

>>53003743
ok I get your point but that sounds fun and based tho

>> No.53005770

>>53005064
Empower your magic by sacrificing your enemies to the gods.

>> No.53005793

>>53003704
Yeah Tyrone but only if you and your buddy are there because HR roasties are straight buster.

>> No.53005798

>>53003747
https://youtu.be/xfNluQ888g4
Bitch I'm always snuffing that plow.

>> No.53005883

>>53005044
I've hung out with a few Jamaicans and they don't talk like this.

>> No.53006094

That's one peculiar looking buck

>> No.53006130

>>53006094
Indeed he is. Those eyebrows don’t lie.