/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52994604]

guess whom is black, black again

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>52993584

[Anonymous No.52994630]

Apple finna go under vwap

[Anonymous No.52994636]

Please no more crabbing. I beg of your mister crabs. i can't take this suffering anymore. PLEASE

[Anonymous No.52994638]

I bought MPW puts yesterday
its already popped back down. Do I take profits now?

[Anonymous No.52994641]

Is there something weird going on in the markets?
I've been excessively horny lately...

[Anonymous No.52994644]

WHOA BLACK BETTY

[Anonymous No.52994645]

>>52994636
Quit being so crabby.

[Anonymous No.52994646]

Jesus Christ this wind is crazy. How are you lads holding up with the weather?

[Anonymous No.52994651]

>1,7 trillion Dollars
>45 Billion to Ukraine
>Inflation not going to stop
At least I own MSOX and TLRY

[Anonymous No.52994652]

>>52994641
You're right i just jerked off

[Anonymous No.52994654]

>>52994646
it's -30 degrees where I am at literally the coldest it has probably ever been so not well desu

[Anonymous No.52994660]

>>52994646
staying inside and not leaving for 3 days

[Anonymous No.52994661]

SPY has rejected 382 six times now. It's time to give it up Bulls. Let this crabbing suffering end already. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.52994672]

>>52994646
my heater won't kick off, not even going to attempt to go outside. Weather says the windchill is like -24 degrees F, and I know I am considerably south of you.

[Anonymous No.52994675]

>>52994646
FLorida bro here. It is a shivering 59 degrees. I had to wear swear pants outside for the first time this year.CLimate change is real, and I am feeling it.

[Anonymous No.52994677]

>>52994646
enjoying the cheap electricity

[Anonymous No.52994678]

>>52994646
I'm fine. You still working in this weather?
>>52994654
-30 fahrenheit? It's -29c where I live, so I feel you on it sucking ass.

[Anonymous No.52994680]

>>52994675

[Anonymous No.52994682]

>>52994646
texas is dying, buncha pussies i tell ya
at this point half are beaners so maybe that's why
also downward crab thesis is holding up swimmingly
fuck niggers
fuck jannies
and fuck you rocker

[Anonymous No.52994684]

>>52994675
what brand of swear pants do you prefer?

[Anonymous No.52994686]

You don't understand, I NEED a cute anime girl to piss in my mouth

[Anonymous No.52994689]

>>52994646
i'm not masturbating but instead I'm experimenting by applying layer upon layer of moisturising cream to my flaccid penis. So far the sensation is quite agreeable.
(Also serving as a sympathetic magic ritual to lubricate the OIL market whilst still maintaining the inner essence and energy of life itself)

[Anonymous No.52994694]

>>52994638
oops
I mentioned MPW and there was a short recovery

[Anonymous No.52994703]

>>52994689
i havent touched myself in over 36 hours, a new personal record

[Anonymous No.52994704]

>>52994686
i understand just fine

[Anonymous No.52994709]

Bobros , shit and piss is so strong

[Anonymous No.52994711]

>>52994709
who's bo?

[Anonymous No.52994712]

What did you ask Santa for?

[Anonymous No.52994713]

why did this crab OP survive the double bakes, when we're clearly going to crash within the duration of it

[Anonymous No.52994715]

>>52994684
The Fuckin' Line of pants.
Also GTBIF is the winning American Marijuana Company.

[Anonymous No.52994721]

>>52994709
santa rally ends today, just hold on

[Anonymous No.52994723]

whoa one of my funds is finally in the green. that took forever

[Anonymous No.52994732]

>>52994712
you don't want to know

[Anonymous No.52994733]

>>52994712
i asked santa to make me gay so i can be free from the curse of woman
obviously

[Anonymous No.52994735]

>>52994672
I have to manually control the temp because of I leave it up to my garbage thermostat my furnace will never turn on and I run up a $1000 heating bill.
>>52994689
Ok this is based

[Anonymous No.52994740]

>>52994712
For both of those whores to piss on me in my shower. Obviously.
Oh, and for oil to march back to $100, and then inevitably to $200.
>>52994715
>GTBIF
Lol why would you say that? They have garbage product.

[Anonymous No.52994743]

>>52994723
>one of
at least you're still true to your bagholder roots

[Anonymous No.52994747]

>>52994712
girls look so weird now

[Anonymous No.52994752]

>>52994712
Greetings from Arizona with much love
God I hate women so much it is unreal

[Anonymous No.52994754]

>>52994646
Well here (KY) the high for today is only 4 with the wind making it seem -22. Snow and ice everywhere. Tonight its gonna be -1.

[Anonymous No.52994756]

2 hour Christmas pump before holidays. The good guys always win (: if you’re short you’re betting against America and a faggot who is probably alone for Christmas.

[Anonymous No.52994761]

>>52994747
it's called looksmaxing

[Anonymous No.52994762]

>>52994752
Aren't you married with a kid or two?

[Anonymous No.52994768]

>>52994709
Poor girl, just trying to earn some money but goddamnit did she pick the wrong place to work.

[Anonymous No.52994771]

>>52994712
Certainly not a clone-thot, I already got an internet full of those things.

[Anonymous No.52994775]

>>52994762
I fucking wish

[Anonymous No.52994778]

>>52994775
oh, I know someone from Arizona and I thought you might be him

[Anonymous No.52994780]

>>52994641
It's the new moon faggot.

[Anonymous No.52994783]

I AM FINANCIALLY VERY BORED

[Anonymous No.52994785]

>>52994754
About them same here in Michigan. I'm going to have to go out and start my car for a bit tonight to make sure the battery doesn't die, And I'm now looking forward to it.

[Anonymous No.52994797]

>>52994785
Are you making an update tonight?
I'll need to clear my schedule to watch

[Anonymous No.52994810]

>>52994743
im tempted to sell it but the historic graph still shows that there is gain potential left

[Anonymous No.52994815]

>>52994646
I moved to Virginia from California for a job and was excited because I’m sick of the heat and heard it got colder here.

Now it’s fucking raining and snowing in California for the first time in like ten years the winter after I leave. What the fuck.

[Anonymous No.52994820]

>>52994785
Make an update already

[Anonymous No.52994821]

>>52994747
They look cute, but it’s not a natural cute, it’s an artificial cute based on 3dpd supermodels caked in makeup, porn, and cartoons (specifically anime and big eyed Disney princesses). It might seem okay were it not for the horrendous sexualization and loose sexual morals most girls partake in today.

[Anonymous No.52994828]

>>52994747
pretty sure that is a porn scene of some kind

[Anonymous No.52994836]

>>52994815
Where'd you wind up here?

t. Roanokefag from NY originally

[Anonymous No.52994840]

>tfw it was Santa Claws crabbing all along

[Anonymous No.52994844]

>>52994778
Bruh there’s 7 million people here besides your buddy, did you really think the odds were in your favor?

[Anonymous No.52994853]

>>52994844
Well sometimes he talks about the stock market

[Anonymous No.52994858]

You gonna stop this crabbing or what?

[Anonymous No.52994860]

>>52994797
>>52994820
I don't have any material. This general is dead kek. I will make a video probably tomorrow night for Christmas though.

[Anonymous No.52994866]

My wife may inherit things way sooner after I get the heat bill in that covers this extreme cold period. Just saying. Not looking forward to that at all.

[Anonymous No.52994873]

>>52994860
Oh, are you doing a year-end recap next week though?

[Anonymous No.52994874]

>>52994712
Left absolutely MOGGED

[Anonymous No.52994891]

>>52994874
Left is best

[Anonymous No.52994899]

>>52994866
Don't kill yourself over the heating bill man think of all the fun you'll miss

[Anonymous No.52994901]

>>52994646
I just had wind damage to my storm door but the insurance co. says I have a $700 deductible

[Anonymous No.52994910]

>>52994646
South Florida here. A nice 81 here. But will plummet to the 40s for the weekend. Iguanas will be dropping dead from trees

[Anonymous No.52994911]

>>52994860

[Anonymous No.52994918]

>>52994646
3F no wind and the sun is shining like a motherfucker. A day at the beach you disgusting degenerate.

[Anonymous No.52994919]

Opinion on WOLF? Seems like a tremendous buying opportunity

[Anonymous No.52994929]

>>52994911
>telling the guy with a video blog to get a blog
???

[Anonymous No.52994930]

>>52994899
Oh I won't kill myself but I may end up having a heart attack though.

[Anonymous No.52994932]

>>52994891
why do they all have the same face

[Anonymous No.52994933]

[Anonymous No.52994939]

>>52994860
>This general is dead kek
>11 straight months of ass fucking
What do you expect? Most of the people that flooded /smg/ in 2020 probably lost a majority of their portfolio, and left.
>>52994866
>worrying about the heating bill
Lol where do you live?
>>52994891
I'd cum in all of them.

[Anonymous No.52994943]

S-Surely this was the bottom for real this time...

[Anonymous No.52994944]

>>52994932
that "style" of makeup is fedoras for women

[Anonymous No.52994949]

>52994860
Weren't you doing a holiday zoom call tonight

[Anonymous No.52994959]

Govt is set to pass the funding bill. You should really look at it this time. Secure act 2.0 impacts your retirement. Pushes out the 401k RMD to age 75 and allows an even bigger age 50 catch up option (10k).

[Anonymous No.52994962]

>>52994929
That's great he should post there about his personal life and leave the general for stock market discussion.

[Anonymous No.52994977]

>>52994959
based government not so subtly telling millennials and zoomers get fucked on social security

[Anonymous No.52994982]

>>52994943
>JPow promises interest rate hikes well into 2023
y-yeah, it's all up from here my guy
haha

[Anonymous No.52994985]

>>52994962
His videos are about these threads where we discuss the stock market, so they are a meta-discussion of the stock market. Us discussing his videos is thus a meta-meta-discussion of the stock market, which is allowed, so you are btfo chud

[Anonymous No.52994989]

>>52994721
I hope

[Anonymous No.52994997]

>>52994646
I donned my blizzard gear and went out and got some wrapping paper last minute. I like to go fishing in the winter so I have a lot of cold weather gear.

[Anonymous No.52995004]

>>52994873
Probably
>>52994939
/smg/ is cyclical, I'm aware. There's just really nothing to recap. Another week, more red, more people liquidated. The end.

[Anonymous No.52995006]

These fuckers are literally going to the move the market in the last 10 minutes of trading aren't they?

[Anonymous No.52995009]

>>52994919
Looks like the same chart as SKYT.

[Anonymous No.52995010]

0DTE option gang what we doing? Calls or Puts?

[Anonymous No.52995013]

All I want for Christmas is TSLA below $100

[Anonymous No.52995016]

>>52994959
They will find a way to pull up that ladder once all us young folk reach that age.

[Anonymous No.52995022]

>>52994754
Kentucky bro!

[Anonymous No.52995023]

>>52994985
Do you truly believe this, or are you being a fag?
Schoolgirl drama and the "OMG did you see what this anon said!?" has nothing to do with the market. If he wants personal attention he should fuck off to another website.

[Anonymous No.52995024]

>>52994712
A face ripping 5% rally

[Anonymous No.52995027]

I bought a ChinkShit 3$ call for UXIN 1/20/23 like a fucking retard but I'm so done with making all this money off puts, I might as well try my luck on what might be china's used car sales baizou flytrap. I'll keep you posted after these two drinks.
10 of them only cost only 200$ off the couple thousand I've made off appl/tsla puts, but I feel so fucking dirty

[Anonymous No.52995039]

>>52994919
>buying a money bleeding tech stock going into a deep recession
Sure, go for it

[Anonymous No.52995044]

I just bought natty gas with 10x leverage.
If i loose my 5k im literally going to shit piss and cum

[Anonymous No.52995046]

>>52995010
>American Economics revolves around McDonald's food prices
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

[Anonymous No.52995047]

>>52995023
I take back what I said. I do have some content now.

[Anonymous No.52995063]

>>52994866
>wife
Found your problem. There's always way less stress when you don't have to factor in the retardation of a woman's reaction to anything. Me, I just get in my 0 rated sleeping bag and save $.

[Anonymous No.52995067]

>>52995046
Yes im thinking puts aswell

[Anonymous No.52995069]

>>52995023
Shut the fuck up tourist

[Anonymous No.52995071]

>>52995023
He does a decent job of calling out obvious shilling that goes on here (why anyone would bother to shill to such a small audience, idk...), and I'm interested in hearing his reasoning for why those stocks are really shit. The parts of videos about various posters and other discussions across threads is fun sometimes.

[Anonymous No.52995072]

>been crabbing since september
>not even data that comes out cooler than expected has any effect anymore
This is it huh? The decade long crab is upon us.

[Anonymous No.52995077]

>>52995072
But the data was in line today wasn't it? (I didn't look at the data)

[Anonymous No.52995082]

>>52995046
We measure things in burgers.

[Anonymous No.52995094]

>>52995047
Rocker what is your opinion on GUSH currently, will it keep rising or should I sell it as soon as Christmas is over and people stop traveling for the winter?

[Anonymous No.52995099]

[Anonymous No.52995101]

>>52995046
McDonald's annual revenue is larger than most European country's GDP

[Anonymous No.52995106]

>>52994646
Texas here. Did some last minute christmas shopping last night

[Anonymous No.52995115]

>>52995099
>>52994933
>>52994858
They're laughing at us rally bros! THEYRE LAUGHING AT US!

[Anonymous No.52995132]

>>52994604
O I L
I I L
L L L

[Anonymous No.52995136]

>>52995071
Again that's great that you like gossiping like a little faggots, but that shit doesn't belong here. If he wants to have his blog, he should pay for advertising. It's bearable when the general is lively, but when he makes 20 posts during market hours, all of them being off topic, it's annoying and faggoty. I don't think there's a single post even discussing the PCE numbers today, but there's been plenty of his fag blog posts.

[Anonymous No.52995140]

This would be the time, right? I keep hearing to buy when the market is low and it couldnt possibly get much worse, so now would be good to go all in? Am I missing something?

[Anonymous No.52995144]

>>52995094
The bottom is in for oil. We only go up from here for eternity.

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52995146]

>>52995115
The hyperbart will happen Monday morning at open, just like the one earlier this week.

Sorry mumutard.

[Anonymous No.52995152]

>>52994733
the curse of gay is 10x worse

[Anonymous No.52995151]

Is TSLA unironically a buy at these levels?

[Anonymous No.52995153]

>>52995022
bro i need this meme but the original one about the reincarnation shit please

[Anonymous No.52995155]

>>52995140
> and it couldnt possibly get much worse

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52995160]

>>52995140
Anon the s and p 500 is going to dump 10% in the next month. I'd just chill if I were you.

[Anonymous No.52995162]

it's christmas you stupid faggots, nothing is going to happen until january, most of wall street closed their books for the year and are on vacation

[Anonymous No.52995170]

>>52995151
Some say yes, others no

[Anonymous No.52995172]

>>52995160
name RIGHT FUCKING NOW

[Anonymous No.52995179]

>>52995136
Have you ever considered a rewarding career in unpaid moderation? You have the right temperament for it

[Anonymous No.52995180]

>>52995006
need2breed

[Anonymous No.52995182]

Someone shill me a SPY option to fulfill my degenerate gambling need

[Anonymous No.52995208]

>>52995172
Who cares it's a morbidly obese woman with back problems

[Anonymous No.52995224]

>>52995179
What could motivate someone to work free of charge?

[Anonymous No.52995234]

>>52995208
dont ever reply to me again you low test faggot

[Anonymous No.52995239]

Bobros....

[Anonymous No.52995248]

I CANT SNEED

[Anonymous No.52995249]

Santa Clause is coming to town....

Imagine if we ended above 4000 during Bobos big crash lmao

[Anonymous No.52995254]

Man, I want to get some tech exposure but none of these companies look any good. No useful mid/small cap tech companies. ESTC (and by proxy MDB) is the closest I can think of because we use elasticsearch heavily at my company. How did it get this bleak?

[Anonymous No.52995259]

>>52995153

[Anonymous No.52995262]

>>52995239
Neither bobos or mumus have anything to worry about today... or anything to enjoy either

[Anonymous No.52995263]

>>52995254
Same here, i just gamble with OIL and Gas right now.
I think tech has still a way to go and dont touch that shit till the end of 23

[Anonymous No.52995274]

Markets wont open back up till tuesday which means 3 days worth of digestion of info which means more time for reality to set in and more dumping when it opens back up

[Anonymous No.52995278]

>>52995136
Wow, your blogging about what does/doesn't "belong here" is so beneficial to our data on stocks. How can we add to your massive Stocktwit follower count and get in on those daily worthwhile threads (You) make that give a lot but the paid subs get even more?

Show us a pic of (You) wearing your stetson with your gun and edc bag of precious metals!

[Anonymous No.52995283]

>>52995254
I've been looking at Verses Technologies (VRSSF). They are doing warehousing ai that I thought was pretty interesting. Have you or any other anons heard of'em?

[Anonymous No.52995286]

>>52995274
Futures open Monday at 6pm Eastern

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52995288]

>>52995274
Good analysis anon.

[Anonymous No.52995289]

>>52995263
Is it the right time to buy nat gas? Looks like it bottomed out

[Anonymous No.52995294]

>>52994646
It's been six solid days of arctic tundra. Extreme cold, sub -20s F. Snow. Roads are a skating rink at this point despite the best efforts of the road crews. Today is the final day of it. Tomorrow back above freezing. Day time highs should be high 30s mid 40s.

[Anonymous No.52995295]

>>52995046
>>52995101
MCD is real estate, the average diet, and the average job. It's unironically the economy in 1 stock.

[Anonymous No.52995302]

382 HELL. BATTLE OF 382 HELL
382 HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

From the other side!

[Anonymous No.52995303]

>>52995224
It's completely motivated by self hatred. It's trannies upset that they will never be a woman so they take it out on anonymous image board posters.

[Anonymous No.52995309]

bought a shiton of soxl last couple of days
gonna hodl until 15 minimum

[Anonymous No.52995317]

>>52995259
u a real homie

[Anonymous No.52995329]

>>52995283
>He trades tickers that end in F
I don't trade penny OTCs. If AMZN couldn't get fully automated warehousing figured out then I don't think any company will.

[Anonymous No.52995331]

>>52994989
i see some hope. one of my mutt funds is starting to get greener too

[Anonymous No.52995343]

>>52995160
>>52995288
POST SOME FUCKING NAMES FOR FUCKS SAKE

[Anonymous No.52995349]

I thought the market closed early today?

[Anonymous No.52995350]

>>52994939
i thought i was doing bad by not making a shit ton of money on hindsight obvious shorts like coinbase. but not losing money is a good thing too i suppose

[Anonymous No.52995356]

POWER HOUR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JQt8VKgizg

[Anonymous No.52995360]

Buy JEPI

[Anonymous No.52995362]

>>52995343
fuck off horny dude, here's some shit dogs instead. also fuck the guy who always posts softcore porn

[Anonymous No.52995367]

>>52995009
where did that nigga go? did he really just want my $200 i bought into the stock?

[Anonymous No.52995387]

Apparently Schwab stopped updating their ETF pages

[Anonymous No.52995392]

>>52995289
Im this anon
>>52995044
I really hope it bottomed

[Anonymous No.52995394]

>>52995362
you just know

[Anonymous No.52995395]

>>52995362
Hey don't be talking shit about coney dogs!

[Anonymous No.52995397]

>traded away my entire 1,6k profit from yesteday and i even said before i started trading i shouldnt do any trading today due to market being kangaroo
fuck sake

[Anonymous No.52995405]

>>52995392
We know it is you by the ID silly anon. I had decided to buy BOIL today and hold it until the 28th. Hopefully it works out.

[Anonymous No.52995434]

>>52995392
>newfag detected

[Anonymous No.52995456]

>>52995289
>>52995392
nat gas has wrecked so many anons
good luck my bastards

[Anonymous No.52995462]

>>52995010
Their numbers here are way off. It is obvious that they are pushing an agenda with numbers that wrong. I checked my McDonalds app right now and it shows me a price of $4.59. According to several sources online it looks like the Big Mac price was $1.60. The thing that pisses me off is that so many people see some rando post some numbers and they automatically believe it.

[Anonymous No.52995468]

>>52995362
fuck you nigger

[Anonymous No.52995491]

SNEED

[Anonymous No.52995499]

no no NO

[Anonymous No.52995509]

I DON'T WANNA HAND OUT WITH MY FAMILY I WANT TO TRADE IN /SMG/ REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I AM DEMANDING AS MY CONSTITUATIONAL RITE THAT THE MARKET REMAIN OPEN

[Anonymous No.52995516]

>>52995509
Think a out the food anon. That's what will get you through.

[Anonymous No.52995541]

>>52995462
The numbers are probably from California nigga

[Anonymous No.52995546]

>>52995516
>think a out the

[Anonymous No.52995563]

Remember, short DIS.

[Anonymous No.52995564]

Quick do i get shorts or longs for next week?

[Anonymous No.52995566]

Are you a bad enough dude to buy 0DTE Calls/Puts for Tuesday?

[Anonymous No.52995570]

why did i trade today why why why aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[Anonymous No.52995576]

>>52995570
because you have a gambling problem

[Anonymous No.52995579]

>>52995564
Lose weight first fatfuck

[Anonymous No.52995586]

>>52995151
Tesla's ridiculous valuation was predicated on a few things
1. Cult of personality around Musk. This is waning as he makes himself a more controversial figure and alienates himself from a core electric vehicle demographic (eco conscious liberals). His tarnished reputation will also reduce the perception of Tesla as a luxury brand and further reduce margins on Tesla products.
2. Lack of competition. Traditional automakers continue to push into the electric vehicle space and this increased competition will eat away at his profit margins
3. Battery technology innovation. There is not enough lithium in the world to convert all global cars to electric. We have yet to see a commercially viable alternative to lithium based batteries for electric vehicle use.

Tesla is still overvalued.

[Anonymous No.52995587]

>>52995564
Is spy at 200 yet?

[Anonymous No.52995589]

pump or dump next week?

[Anonymous No.52995593]

>>52995570
I actually made money at the start but then I was retarded enough to stay in instead of leaving

[Anonymous No.52995602]

>>52995579
Umm sweaty, you can't just lose weight, it's a disease.

[Anonymous No.52995607]

>>52995172
stop falling for the obvious photo edits

[Anonymous No.52995608]

>>52995564
yummy
that is one good looking pizza
lil ketchup on there and you're good to go

[Anonymous No.52995610]

>>52995295
delet this

[Anonymous No.52995611]

>>52995589
>>52995564
Check net liquidity

[Anonymous No.52995612]

>>52995593
made 1,6k yday which put me back to start and then i pissed away 1,7k today all down the drain on retard buy in and buy out paperhand shit when i even told myself to stay out today!!!! fuck sake reeee

[Anonymous No.52995619]

I feel bad for everyone that doubted PBR. You guys missed a free 20%. Soon to be a free 50%.

[Anonymous No.52995620]

>>52995586
tesla haters are TSLA's greatest resource

[Anonymous No.52995630]

>>52995602
All fatties are sweaty 24/7

[Anonymous No.52995631]

merry christmas, /smg/! stay safe and have a great time, yes even you brown devils!
see you on tuesday

[Anonymous No.52995632]

>>52995611
i'm not jewish, my dad never taught me how to do that

[Anonymous No.52995648]

>>52995632
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.52995653]

>>52995586
>2. Lack of competition. Traditional automakers continue to push into the electric vehicle space and this increased competition will eat away at his profit margins
You think Chevy bolt is actually worth buying at ~20k post tax-credits?
Are any EVs actually worth owning at this point in time?

[Anonymous No.52995659]

Fill my orders dammit! I know you are out there!

[Anonymous No.52995678]

>>52995653
>Are any EVs actually worth owning at this point in time?
Cadillac Lyriq might be the best EV offering to date.
Price/value way above everything else.

[Anonymous No.52995682]

>>52995631
Thanks anon
I'm spending Christmas alone. I'll be eating frozen chicken and watching football

[Anonymous No.52995695]

>>52995678
>Price/value way above everything else.
I'm not paying 60k for a car lol
I don't even drive

[Anonymous No.52995707]

>>52995682
At least gamble on the games to make them more entertaining. Being alone for the holidays isn't as bad as people make it out to be.

[Anonymous No.52995711]

>>52995570

[Anonymous No.52995712]

CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP

[Anonymous No.52995725]

>>52995707
I don't know how to to gamble on games.
Like... I can figure out how to download an app and open an account, but I never learned any of the terminology of gambling. Idk what a spread is, or cover, or a prop bet. Those all sound like options terms, except a prop which is part of an airplane

[Anonymous No.52995726]

>>52995711
Literally no difference. The real difference is the guy on top is Jewish and the one on the bottom is always goyim.

[Anonymous No.52995728]

>>52995570
Happened to me way too many times my nigga, I have gone up 1500 and down 2000 within the last 3 months 10 times.

[Anonymous No.52995733]

>>52995711
aaaaaaaaaaaargh seriously fuck sake, now my mental space is all fucked and angry instead of super chill i was before i started to trade. fuck sake

[Anonymous No.52995744]

Usually they trade the stock market upward when everyone is on vacation for the holiday season but not this time for some reason

[Anonymous No.52995745]

>>52995728
how do u get through the losses?

[Anonymous No.52995757]

>>52995648
how many foreskins do you want to teach me the way

[Anonymous No.52995780]

>>52995367
The sky water mech will get destroyed by a Chinese kaiju making shitty semis

[Anonymous No.52995796]

>>52995745
I make it back through consistent trades after a huge loss. But my mental hasn't recovered from each of those dips, so when I'll be back at a point where I made back my losses. I'll do something reckless and start back at square one. Dont be like me. Money you can make back, but mentally you'll get fucked. Try to be grounded. Take breaks and spend time doing things you like unlike me.

[Anonymous No.52995802]

[Anonymous No.52995806]

>>52995725
I could easily explain that for you. A spread is how many points they are giving the under dog and how many they are taking from the favorite as a handicap . The cover just means, did the team cover the spread so did the team overcome the handicap. And a prop bet is just refers to any other bet that isn't tied to the final result of the game. It's usually individual player performances.

[Anonymous No.52995807]

>>52995611
so calls it is then

[Anonymous No.52995808]

>>52995780
I can't believe Pacific Rim was 10 years ago.

[Anonymous No.52995812]

Quick question before market close
should I buy options now, or wait till when the market reopens in 3 days?

[Anonymous No.52995825]

>>52995812
Buy 0DTE

[Anonymous No.52995831]

>>52995812
Wait after it reopens. Anything can happen over the weekend and fuck you on when it opens.

[Anonymous No.52995872]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.52995883]

>>52995872
2% up. Its something I guess.

[Anonymous No.52995885]

>>52995044
I went long on nat gas with a x20 leverage

[Anonymous No.52995887]

>>52995872
PLUS ZERO POINT TWO EIGHT PERCENT
WHAT
THE
FUCK

[Anonymous No.52995889]

>>52995872
>+0,94%

[Anonymous No.52995890]

My BOIL order didn't fill! Now I'll never make up my year's losses! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52995896]

>>52995872
Not bad fren, I didn't really take on too risk and didn't bother with the markets today since I already met my weekly goal of covering for the losses i made on Monday.

[Anonymous No.52995895]

>>52995872
+$200

[Anonymous No.52995897]

>apparent winner

[Anonymous No.52995901]

>>52995872

[Anonymous No.52995904]

>>52995872
23% down from retard paper hand plays all day in kangaroo market fuck sake

[Anonymous No.52995905]

>>52995872
Down 20%

[Anonymous No.52995908]

I don’t get my Christmas bonus until February? What the FUCK

[Anonymous No.52995910]

>>52995872
>+3.03% after daily inflation

[Anonymous No.52995911]

>>52995872
good

[Anonymous No.52995912]

>TSLA red for 9 out of the past 10 days
My calls... it's not fucking fair

[Anonymous No.52995915]

>>52995825
>>52995825
>Buy 0DTE
Maybe in the morning lmao, not doing that 10 minutes before close.
>>52995831
>>52995831
>Wait after it reopens. Anything can happen over the weekend and fuck you on when it opens.
Yeah, that was my thought.
My feeling is if you are going to open a longer term position on the last day of the week, you are better off just waiting till next week (unless you have a reallyy good reason to open now).

[Anonymous No.52995921]

>>52995343
adriana fenice

[Anonymous No.52995922]

>>52995872
Not bad. New highs for VIST. Sitting at a 200% gain on my position now.

[Anonymous No.52995927]

>>52995872
Up 4.5%, pretty satisfied
I like oil

[Anonymous No.52995931]

>>52995343
CSCO

[Anonymous No.52995934]

>>52995911
I hope she saves some of that cheese later, for her Cheez-Its

[Anonymous No.52995935]

>>52995915
Yeah unless you have insider info, or there's gonna be some big report on the next open that you're certain about. There's really no point in taking on the risk.

[Anonymous No.52995939]

>>52995904
Kek did you get in at a bad entry and paperhanded , just to see later that if you had hold you would be in profit

[Anonymous No.52995959]

I earned this today anons, what do you guys think?

[Anonymous No.52995960]

>>52995872
+0.40%

[Anonymous No.52995964]

>>52995915
well if you buy now, you're paying for theta decay. if you think something crazy will drive prices up over the weekend, it could be worth it. what timeframe are you thinking on these options?

[Anonymous No.52995969]

>>52995904
If it makes you feel any better, I paperhanded 3 of my positions today that would've given me around 500 in total. But nah, I did that shit last week and got my ass gapped. I'm good

[Anonymous No.52995973]

>>52995959
>getting paid in fried chicken
no watermelon?

[Anonymous No.52995974]

>>52995939
bought a rly bad put call at the top, but got out quickly which put me at -300 usd. but then the real retardness started when i bought puts again later and sold the very top (the first spike that hit 382,60) only to see it instantly fall down 2 mins later.

from there it was a serious of horrific put and call buys scattered with no aim nor did they make any money as it kept kangarooing leaving me with multiple small loses.

overall lost 1,7k after i made 1,6k yesterday, that 1,6k yday put me back in where i was originally.
now my headspace is all fucked and no markets for 3 days, i even told myself not to trade today due to kangaroo market. fuck sake
/blogpost and rantpost over

[Anonymous No.52995976]

>>52995959
think you're a nigger

[Anonymous No.52995994]

I have remote start in my car. If I start my car from my window and just let it run until it automatically turns off, will it turn off the electronics in the car too or will they just stay on until the battery dies?

[Anonymous No.52995996]

>>52995890
Your broker may have saved you from a great heeming . I already regret having bought BOIL calls

[Anonymous No.52995999]

>>52995994
they usually only keep the car on for 10min

[Anonymous No.52996000]

>>52995976
I will be once I have the food you bastard

[Anonymous No.52996001]

>>52995994
Yes

[Anonymous No.52996002]

>>52995959
don't really get the half spicy half regular part of your order. Are you ordering for two?

Also it is really sad how fried chicken isn't like a dollar a piece anymore

[Anonymous No.52996013]

Wouldn't it be funny if i had noone to spend xmas with? hahaha

[Anonymous No.52996018]

>>52996002
$20 minimum wage really ruined fast food in America.

[Anonymous No.52996021]

>>52996002
Nah I'm gonna have the whole thing over 3 days or so, just one piece and the sandwich for tonight. (I am 130 lb)

[Anonymous No.52996028]

>>52995999
That's really all I need. Just to get the battery warmed up and then turn off
>>52996001
Ok, I can't believe i'm about to do this, but i'm going to trust advice I got on the internet. If my car ends up being dead tomorrow, I will get scoopsies to track your IP and your location and I will personally fly to you and take your bussy. This is your last chance to tell me that you're lying or not

[Anonymous No.52996031]

>>52996000
how much cotton did you have to pick to get those trips? you must be massa's favorite

[Anonymous No.52996036]

>>52996013
It is funny, isn't it lol haha lmao
I'm in the same boat, though it's my fault for moving away so far and also being unable to make new friends at all

[Anonymous No.52996040]

>>52995872
I remain in /cashgang/. The new space heater is quite nice. It has a nice robust power cord on it so I'm less concerned about that overheating. The last one had an inadequate gauge cord that got hot when i had heater on full blast. Warmer weather starts tomorrow!
I am not seeing any particularly persuasive indications of a forming trend on spy and qqq charts. It's the same bear trend with no sign of break and nothing very appetizing in terms of short term (either direction).

[Anonymous No.52996051]

>>52996021
>130 lb
Post your soiclaw, I must see it lanklet

[Anonymous No.52996056]

>>52996031
I got paid 86.87 to pick cotton today. My jewish master is very generous today!

[Anonymous No.52996057]

>>52996051
clearly a woman
so post feet

[Anonymous No.52996061]

>>52995904
i closed half my nat gas position that was 10% down, fuckin no way im holding over christmas lol

[Anonymous No.52996069]

>>52996051
jesus christ the suspension can't manage him

[Anonymous No.52996074]

>>52996036
>moving away
Same i moved states for a job.havent spoken to my dad or mom in years..

[Anonymous No.52996082]

>>52996051
Nah I'm a heavy weight when it comes to drinking

[Anonymous No.52996093]

>>52995602
Sure, you can, with semaglutide from Novo Nordisk (ticker: NVO) or tirzepatide from Eli Lilly and Company (ticker: LLY).

This post sponsored by Enemies of Pierce Brosnan.

[Anonymous No.52996095]

I bought spy puts after waiting for it to pump for a week, then I walk away from the computer for a few hours and it pumped the whole time

You're welcome, baggies

[Anonymous No.52996097]

>>52996082
Post. Your. Hand.

[Anonymous No.52996114]

>>52996097
Lost em in a car accident sorry

[Anonymous No.52996119]

>>52996095
>then I walk away from the computer for a few hours and it pumped the whole time
what do you call that, passive outcome?

[Anonymous No.52996122]

>>52996114
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.52996124]

>>52996095
>0.4%
>a pump
some of you guys have severe autism

[Anonymous No.52996126]

is there any markets open on monday?

[Anonymous No.52996127]

>>52995964
jan 20. thinking of getting coinbase puts.

[Anonymous No.52996140]

>>52995974
The same thing happened to me , -20% today after being +67% . I will never trade in a crab market .

[Anonymous No.52996149]

>>52996126
Japan will be open.

[Anonymous No.52996164]

>>52996149
those fucking heathens!

[Anonymous No.52996167]

>>52996140
Why didn't you cash out? Are you a wannabe bagholder or greedy or what?

[Anonymous No.52996172]

>>52996140
i don't get how some of you can have so much leverage

[Anonymous No.52996174]

>>52996124
I bought at a bad time.

[Anonymous No.52996176]

Goddamnit there is a steam sale and i'm not good with having all these choices and can't ask /smg/ because you all have shit taste in games...

[Anonymous No.52996190]

>>52996172
they're buying options extremely close to expiry

[Anonymous No.52996193]

>>52996190
i've been meaning to do that on my paper-trade account, but i get too dialed in on my live account every day

[Anonymous No.52996201]

ticker symbol BMBL what does it mean if a woman lets her 16 year old son walk into her room while i i am fucking her 53 year old ass

[Anonymous No.52996202]

>>52996193
might as well just gamble on red or black at the casino

[Anonymous No.52996213]

New

>>52996208
>>52996208

[Anonymous No.52996215]

>>52996201
It means you sell meth to color characters

[Anonymous No.52996217]

>>52996202
everything is gambling, you need to know how to gamble with better odds

but i don't get the mechanics of that kind of trading, i want to understand it

[Anonymous No.52996227]

>>52996215
ticker symbol BMBL this woman is white as fuck and pretty much everyone i've seen involved with meth has been white

[Anonymous No.52996250]

>>52994747
those are dudes

[Anonymous No.52996421]

why is it said that investing is a long term thing? most of the money for people that can't rely on divs seem to come from daily activities

[Anonymous No.52996445]

>>52996149
how can you trade japan stocks in usa.
any worth tracking?

[Anonymous No.52996905]

>>52995744
its not a usual year

[Anonymous No.52997023]

>>52995872
up an amazing 0.02%

[Anonymous No.52997046]

>>52996018
you should thank the decision makers for caring about the health of americans