/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.52994438]

>Let us hear that idea of yours, Anon! I want to see what you got.

[Anonymous No.52994449]

>>52994438
“It all starts with 109 countries…”

[Anonymous No.52994455]

I want to normalize camping using jute twine coated in wax as a heat source in cast iron cookware

[Anonymous No.52996143]

>>52994438
ehh, well sir, im a little nervous... b-but here it goes
digibyte. its a proof of work... y-yes, proof of work blockchain. its very fast. much faster than bitcoin and even litecoin. you can do smart contracts and nfts on it. some have even used it in video games. i-i believe it will also be categorized by the gubbernmint as a commodity.
w-well... what do you think?

[Anonymous No.52996168]

>>52994438
>10000000000000000000% apy just buy my coin
>I call it Iron Finance

[Anonymous No.52996181]

Glad you asked, I’m building big drones to .. carry more supplies for humanitarian missions ;)

[Anonymous No.52996182]

>>52994438
First, we set up suicide booths in Canada. Then, we take away their pensions.

[Anonymous No.52996231]

>>52994438
Three words Mark, Internet Ho Farm.

[Anonymous No.52996237]

Two onion rings fried together so it forms a little bowl to put dipping sauces in.
Then you can eat the sauce-soaked bowl afterwards as a treat.

[Anonymous No.52996255]

>>52994438
It's simple, Mark: we kill the niggers.

[Anonymous No.52996269]

>>52994438
Party Poppers + Tampons = Tampoppers

[Anonymous No.52996278]

>"well you see when I poop and wipe my ass often the skin is a bit sensitive in that region. I think it's due to the design of modern toilet paper. So, Mark, with your grant I would like to propose we replace toilet paper with niggers who tongue your asshole.

[Anonymous No.52996871]

>>52994438
Dolly the Sheep except grow humans and sell them for parts and sex and science experiments and whatnot.

[Anonymous No.52996922]

Unvaxxed blood supplier

[Anonymous No.52996951]

treadmills that generate power

[Anonymous No.52997876]

agricultural supply store

[Anonymous No.52997934]

A meme coin called

NUT

[Anonymous No.52997954]

>>52996278
This made me audibly laugh out loud because I didnt even skim your post I read the whole thing like it was gonna mean something and that ending hit me in the right spot thanks man you made my night.

[Anonymous No.52998033]

>>52994438
Anons Lobotomies. I offer customers to become retarded and live their lives in bliss, without responsibilities or anxieties.

[Anonymous No.52998043]

>>52994438
Defi for the progressive revolutionaries

[Anonymous No.52998063]

>>52994438
You've heard of Pocket Pussy? Well, Mark, just wait. Just wait, Mark, until you try my newest invention, the Anywhere Ass. It is incredible, seriously, just wait until you smell the simulated shit. It's even possible to pink sock this thing, Mark. You won't believe it.

[Anonymous No.52998081]

>>52994438
A metal butt plug with another metal cock ring. It would shoot electrical charges through your prostate, balls, up the shaft and to the top of your cock. It would make you cum hands free after a few minutes.

How about it?

[Anonymous No.52998182]

>Well you see, the climate in the Bahamas is great for growing lucrative crops. These crops can then be sold to nearby nations for a profit. The Americans then sell refined goods for state of the art technology in Europe. Of course this will require workers so I say we start a charity to help underprivileged Africans and give them new lives. What do you say ill give you 33.4% for 2/3 of a million shekels.

[Anonymous No.52998561]

>>52994438
Hear me out
You've heard of sex, right?
What about sex with lolis?

[Anonymous No.52998608]

>>52998561
based

[Anonymous No.52998855]

alright here me out
$1.6 billion in treasury backing
treasury is also very diverse
completely decentralized
L2 implemented for hyperscalability

oh wait this was already created

[Anonymous No.52998862]

>>52994438
BYO Stripper Strip Club

[Anonymous No.53000454]

>>52998043
got some Rose, ftm as well as tezos that's hanging in the Sylo wallet, which of the Defi gems are you holding?

[Anonymous No.53000470]

>>52994438
I put a gun to your daughter's head and make her suck my dickhead

[Anonymous No.53000512]

>>52994438
>You see mister Cuban I worked in the cremation business for a long time and I tell you, I’ve never seen an oven that can reduce a corpse to ash in only an hour.
>now let me feel you, I’ve developed a method so powerful it can not only burn a body in an hour, it can reduce it to ash in moments.
>now I’m an environmentalist and believe heavily in recycling so, the method requires the family to sign off on the process. We are going to take the body fat and the best parts of the skin off the subject before coating it in a napalm solution that eats right through the pesky tissues and bone.
>what am I gonna do with the skin and fat? Well we will use the fat for soap and the skin for leather. I understand it’s a controversial idea so my plan is to first target it toward small groups.
>I was thinking first we can offer it to the orthodox Jewish community, then marginalized people of color, then those of alternative sexual lifestyles and finally to those who are suffering from genetic disorders and mental illnesses.
>The great part is, I only ask for a start up capital of 6 million dollars

[Anonymous No.53000522]

>>52996237
Onion is fucking gross
I hate onions

[Anonymous No.53000524]

>>52996143

[Anonymous No.53002522]

>>53000454
Aave, just that

[Anonymous No.53002572]

>>52994438
Microwaveable ice melter. Suppose whatever you put on the sidewalk to melt ice was 150 degrees instead of room temperature. Big bux idea here.

[Anonymous No.53002766]

hey Cubes thanks for having me on, my idea ia clean burning nucular energy