/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52993584]

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>>52992236

[Anonymous No.52993592]

DO I BUY USO OR NOT?!?!?!??!

[Anonymous No.52993601]

I hate oil barons so goddamn much

[Anonymous No.52993603]

BBBY is 46% shorted, is that enough for a squeeze?

[Anonymous No.52993604]

Bezos is warning you bros...

[Anonymous No.52993605]

POST YOUR TRADING BATTLESTATIONS

[Anonymous No.52993606]

Ok I did go ahead and create the new webm
Not my best work, but it's what you get for 9:30 in the morning

[Anonymous No.52993611]

>>52993592
If they don't get Crude OIL prices around $100 by the end of January there will be ever increasing risk of escalation between Russia and Ukraine.

[Anonymous No.52993612]

>>52993601
Kek he didnt buy oil

[Anonymous No.52993620]

>>52993605
Nice try, SEC. You won't get me.

[Anonymous No.52993622]

>Atlanta Fed Q4 GDP estimate rises to 3.7% from 2.7%
>DALLAS FED'S TRIMMED MEAN PCE PRICE INDEX +3.4% ANNUALIZED IN NOVEMBER VS OCTOBER +3.9%.
>PCE core MoM +0.2% vs +0.2% expected
>Michigan consumer sentiment final for December 59.7 versus 59.1 preliminary
>one year inflation final 4.4% versus 4.6% preliminary. 4.9% last month
>five year inflation expectations 2.9% versus 3.0% preliminary. 3.0% last month
>US November new home sales 640K vs 600K expected
Tell me that this data doesn't speak of soft landing
I'll wait

[Anonymous No.52993623]

>>52993601
You hate us cause you ain't us

[Anonymous No.52993624]

>>52993606
Unless your word choice was intentional, you probably want "reckless" crabbing. https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/reckless

[Anonymous No.52993628]

>>52993605
i don't have the ability to take a picture of my phone

[Anonymous No.52993633]

>>52993624
Thanks, I've been misspelling that word for decades. Fuck it up every time...

[Anonymous No.52993635]

>>52993622
>I'll wait
higher for longer

[Anonymous No.52993637]

Platinum plutocrats wya?

[Anonymous No.52993642]

Calls

[Anonymous No.52993644]

>>52993622
GLIDE SLOPE CAPTURED

[Anonymous No.52993645]

>>52993601
I kept fucking tell ya, i was like.
Hey the sanctions only apply to seaborne oil exports.

Germany and hungry are opening orders with russia

Russia is threating to cut output again.

Russia will cancel culture any russian business selling oil at 60$ a barrel. I mean. I was going over and over it.

[Anonymous No.52993646]

>>52993635
0.2% MoM PCE = no need for higher for longer
if subsequent reports come in 0.0-0.2% that is Fed target

[Anonymous No.52993650]

>>52993605
Take the squatting pill.

[Anonymous No.52993651]

>>52993603

[Anonymous No.52993653]

>>52993584
What stocks will be boosted by the omnibus bill?

[Anonymous No.52993656]

>>52993650
Rocker you really ought to put some money into your living situation.

[Anonymous No.52993658]

Santa rally

[Anonymous No.52993660]

All of my SAVA calls look like they are going to expire worthless. Which one of you faggots told me to buy SAVA because of some data release coming up next quarter? My 50c calls all got RUGGED

[Anonymous No.52993662]

>>52993637
>WWF@?!
RIGHT FUCKIN HERE MUH FELLOW PLATINUM LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Been bagholding physical platinum since 2019...

[Anonymous No.52993666]

>>52993624
Thanks, fixed

[Anonymous No.52993669]

>>52993637
VIXniggas.... even the pigfuckers are laughing at us...

[Anonymous No.52993670]

>>52993605

[Anonymous No.52993671]

>>52993637
VIX bros, not like this

[Anonymous No.52993672]

>>52993653
Probably none. You'd want to focus on last minute additions/removals from the bill because at this point we know it's screwing over weedbros, shoveling money at DFEN companies, etc etc.

[Anonymous No.52993676]

>>52993660
I thought we figured out Sava was a scam like 8 months ago?

[Anonymous No.52993679]

i am kekking over the electric F-150 losing half its range during cold weather

[Anonymous No.52993684]

>>52993676
Who. Figured that out. And how.

[Anonymous No.52993686]

>>52993642
Puts

[Anonymous No.52993690]

Spy hit 382 twice and got rejected... that is kind of bearish.

[Anonymous No.52993691]

Oiiiiiiiilllll

[Anonymous No.52993694]

>>52993684
Me, reading their website for 5 minutes.

[Anonymous No.52993696]

>>52993605
front run the bonds

[Anonymous No.52993697]

net liquidity is down like 7% today
smart money knows what happens next week

[Anonymous No.52993698]

>>52993666
Nice job, Satan.

[Anonymous No.52993699]

>>52993694
Kek. What on SAVA's website tipped you off that it is a scam?

[Anonymous No.52993700]

Santa Rally

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52993705]

Just loaded the F up on SPY puts.

I've had a pretty cracking run at it recently. If this one hits too I'll buy myself a new truck.

[Anonymous No.52993707]

>>52993646
>0.2% MoM PCE = no need for higher for longer
higher for longer.
lowering now bares the risk of rekindling inflationary pressures.
>if subsequent reports come in 0.0-0.2% that is Fed target
you might want to re-read the "fine print" of their speeches.
but again, as mentioned above. why lower rates when current levels keep everything in place?
the US economy is literally that strong.
>much higher for much longer
is what's in store.

[Anonymous No.52993709]

>>52993651
>He doesn't want to make money from the next potential gme meme stock because reddit boogie man
Your lost fag

[Anonymous No.52993711]

>>52993679
The free market doesn’t want this shit, (((governments))) are legislating it on the plebs

[Anonymous No.52993712]

THAT'S IT THAT'S MY FINAL STRAW IF YOU MAKE A TRANNY SPACE MARINE BY G*D IM GOING TO THE LOCAL SYNAGOGUE

[Anonymous No.52993718]

>>52993699
>New drugs for Alzheimer's remain elusive. A long-prevailing scientific hypothesis - clearing amyloid from the brain - has led to high-profile clinical failures. It is unlikely that any one drug will successfully treat Alzheimer's disease.

[Anonymous No.52993724]

>>52993679
No way. Then that means only Arizona will benefit from it.

[Anonymous No.52993726]

>>52993696
bro can you even triforce?

[Anonymous No.52993727]

I am so buck broken by this bear market this year that I fully expect this to drop another 4% out of no where for no reason the moment I try to sell this.

[Anonymous No.52993731]

>>52993697
bed bags and beynd is a dead play sorry kiddo

[Anonymous No.52993736]

Apple at 130 is free money

[Anonymous No.52993739]

>>52993691
SPR refillbros…. it’s over

[Anonymous No.52993738]

>>52993727
>>52993574

[Anonymous No.52993741]

>>52993605

[Anonymous No.52993743]

>>52993718
Kek they don't know about
photobiomodulation, keto, coconut oil, MCT. No Carbs or Sugar. KEKEKE

I said keke why you so dumb. they never want to you to make it. in health or in wealth. kekekekke

[Anonymous No.52993744]

>>52993672
>Probably none. You'd want to focus on last minute additions/removals from the bill because at this point we know it's screwing over weedbros, shoveling money at DFEN companies, etc etc.
I dont think we will see any last minute additions. its already passed the senate, and it has to pass the house now.

[Anonymous No.52993752]

>>52993743
How large is your gook folder?

[Anonymous No.52993756]

>>52993696
Why you running windows xp?

[Anonymous No.52993761]

>>52993731
i dont hold shitstocks
and you clearly don't know what i am talking about

[Anonymous No.52993765]

>>52993712
GMWKF Is still down

[Anonymous No.52993764]

THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THE WRECKAGE BROTHER

[Anonymous No.52993766]

SAN-TAH-CLAWS-IS-CAH-MING TO TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNN

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52993767]

>>52993727
This is exactly what will happen.

That's why I bought literally my entire portfolio full of 375 spy puts dated to mid feb.

[Anonymous No.52993768]

>>52993712
And to think people thought he was based

[Anonymous No.52993771]

>>52993752
As large as my portfolio.

[Anonymous No.52993772]

>>52993744
Yeah if there's none of that gay reconciliation committee work or whatever, the whole thing is Priced In.

Now we get to watch the debt ceiling next.

[Anonymous No.52993775]

Ok you guys are gonna think I'm trolling but my uncle does research for alzheimers and there's a growing body of evidence that the bacteria from picking your nose crosses the blood-brain barrier and triggers an immune response that's a precursor to Alzheimers.

[Anonymous No.52993776]

>>52993739
I dont think Biden had time to refill his reserves... Was this Putins plan? Just allow Biden to crumble under the lard ass of Democracy?

[Anonymous No.52993777]

>>52993771
So like 1000 pictures?

[Anonymous No.52993778]

>>52993756
Better UI

[Anonymous No.52993779]

I went all in at the local top ...

[Anonymous No.52993782]

>>52993653
omnibus bill doesn't have enough spending to overcome fed balance sheet retractions
net liquidity is going down, and stocks will follow

[Anonymous No.52993784]

>+0.3%
So this is you're rally huh?

[Anonymous No.52993788]

>>52993777
no... in the seven figures..

[Anonymous No.52993790]

>>52993761
tsla? or bay horse? give me a strike and expiration i'll buy 1 contract right now

[Anonymous No.52993793]

>>52993772
>Now we get to watch the debt ceiling next.
when will there be announcements about that?

[Anonymous No.52993797]

>>52993739
Was pretty funny seeing all the gloating over Biden's SPR release profits. Can't even refill 3m barrels without WTI mooning. He's still sitting on a 177m short. Shits about to squeeze.

[Anonymous No.52993800]

>>52993790
380 spy puts mar expiry

[Anonymous No.52993805]

I bought this chart

[Anonymous No.52993810]

>>52993788
Is that in won or something? Anyway, I'm impressed you can keep them all straight in terms of who is who.

[Anonymous No.52993812]

>>52993793
At least, like, February? Yellen might already be doing some treasury account Jewry.

[Anonymous No.52993813]

>>52993784
These days yes, yes we do

[Anonymous No.52993814]

[Anonymous No.52993819]

>>52993797
I wouldn't bet on it. Demand for oil is being crushed and tightening will continue to strengthen the dollar and put downward pressure on WTI price. Very risky long.

[Anonymous No.52993822]

>>52993797
Biden bit off more than he can chew because if he stops buying... He risks that it could go higher... And won't have enough to dump to stabilize the price of Gas at home. This is madness. It will come to a head.

[Anonymous No.52993824]

>>52993712
Warhammer is literally a tranny game. Look at the people who are enthusiasts.

[Anonymous No.52993830]

>>52993819
>Demand for oil is being crushed
As evidenced by?....

[Anonymous No.52993839]

>>52993712
Oh shit is he gonna bring back Squats?

[Anonymous No.52993843]

>>52993824
I've yet to talk to someone that plays TT as a hobby and is also mentally stable

[Anonymous No.52993844]

>>52993800
i've already got 350p 4/21 at 5.40

[Anonymous No.52993847]

>>52993819
Idk about that. Russia is threatening to cut off oil from the drazbah over the 60$ barrel sanctions and many nations are using that pipeline as a stop gap to ease the demand.

[Anonymous No.52993849]

higher likelihood of the market being below 3000 by next year than over 4000

[Anonymous No.52993852]

FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.52993856]

>>52993852
Stay out of my trash you lazy coons.

[Anonymous No.52993859]

>>52993847
Pic of the pipeline fueling everything here... Easing demand.

[Anonymous No.52993862]

>>52993847
I didn't say it can't go up, I said that its a risky long, there are factors in play that could conceivably result in the price bleeding for the next couple of years. (recession)

[Anonymous No.52993864]

I would like to thank MPW-anon who alerted us of the retarded pop up yesterday.

[Anonymous No.52993867]

>>52993849
Doubt

[Anonymous No.52993868]

>>52993830
it... it just IS, OKAY?!

[Anonymous No.52993870]

>>52993849
How about BOTH motherfucka!!

[Anonymous No.52993881]

>>52993605
Need to clean.

[Anonymous No.52993887]

SBNY just got their credit rating downgraded
25% of their deposits are crypto related, add that on to the huge amounts of deposit runoff every bank is having right now.
50%+ of their loan portfolio is Cap Call lines, which is used for VC funding. there is no VC activity going on right now so their utilization will be 0% on those.
That means their Q422 earnings will: have horrible deposit runoff, no loan growth, probably asset size shrinkage, efficiency ratio gets hiked, NIM compression

[Anonymous No.52993889]

>>52993764
>>52993852
>ID: /RLEJew2
>ID: Jew

[Anonymous No.52993890]

>>52993824
>as opposed to other, non-tranny games that totally exist

[Anonymous No.52993895]

Fomoed nasdaq at the top , down 20% already

[Anonymous No.52993896]

>>52993603
They're diluting, so probably not.

[Anonymous No.52993897]

>>52993822
Their solution to gas has been restricting freeport forever with arbitrary criteria to prevent re-opening to exports.

[Anonymous No.52993908]

>>52993889

[Anonymous No.52993910]

>>52993889

[Anonymous No.52993911]

>>52993889

[Anonymous No.52993913]

>>52993889
White women.

[Anonymous No.52993916]

>>52993859
Would be a shame if "something" happened to it.

[Anonymous No.52993917]

>>52993908
8 doesn't look bad from this angle.

[Anonymous No.52993918]

>>52993852
I do not like coons! They are mean and nasty and dirty!

[Anonymous No.52993919]

>>52993810
>I'm impressed you can keep them all straight in terms of who is who.
kek

[Anonymous No.52993920]

>>52993889
would 3 of them

[Anonymous No.52993927]

>>52993805
I can’t believe it took RH almost a decade to add advance charts. Those fuckers

[Anonymous No.52993929]

kek i boarded up the hole on my house, faggot opossum froze to death

[Anonymous No.52993942]

>>52993890
Correct

[Anonymous No.52993950]

>>52993889
I wonder how the only pretty girl in that picture is treated by her coworkers?

[Anonymous No.52993953]

>>52993810
This market is as flat as a white womens ass.

[Anonymous No.52993957]

wait i thought we close at 1 today

[Anonymous No.52993966]

WHOA BLACK BETTY
merry christmas you kings of /smg/

>>52993605
picrel

[Anonymous No.52993967]

Doctor Pavel.
I'm CIA.

[Anonymous No.52993976]

S-santa rally?

[Anonymous No.52993979]

>>52993929
Enjoy your 2023 tick explosion and Lyme's.

[Anonymous No.52993984]

>>52993622
Correct! The soft landing made it. If you account for lag, rates being hiked to roughly 2%-2.5% has successfully padding down inflation at a reasonable pace.

The FED then proceeded to hike another 2% and promised another 1%. We landed softly but the FED is now steering us into a mountain. Which was their plan from the start of the hikes.

[Anonymous No.52993987]

SANTA RALLY

[Anonymous No.52993993]

>>52993976
That happened on december 21, hope you manage to sell before the bart completed. Next stop spy 200

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52993994]

>>52993976
I just scalped me another SPY put.

This could be the big one.

[Anonymous No.52994002]

does anyone give financial advice to their parents over the holidays?

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52994010]

Guys I'm just saying we will be retesting that 375 sooner or later.

But I'm thinking sooner.

[Anonymous No.52994011]

>>52993953
>Saying this as a champion of worst Korea asses

[Anonymous No.52994022]

I bought puts and you anon?

[Anonymous No.52994025]

>its another spy trades up while aapl trades sideways day

[Anonymous No.52994027]

LETS GOOOOOOOOO
your financial future depends on it

[Anonymous No.52994028]

>>52994011
Please do something either break through 382 or drop below 380. Tired of this crabbing shittttt.

[Anonymous No.52994029]

>>52994002
No we text "Merry Christmas" to each other in in the morning and that's about it

[Anonymous No.52994034]

>>52994002
I was just informed my communist cousins are coming to Christmas this year. It's going to be a fucking shit show. I wish I could just talk stocks with them. Instead it's going to be a shit storm of political talk

[Anonymous No.52994036]

>>52994027
Come on give me dubs

[Anonymous No.52994038]

>>52994010
Who told you this

[Anonymous No.52994043]

>>52994036
.......ouch

[Anonymous No.52994045]

>>52993764
Legendary ID

[Anonymous No.52994050]

>>52994027
Rolling for 6

[Anonymous No.52994051]

>>52994002
Not advise necessarily but I talk stocks with my mom. She mostly does typical boomer stuffs like amzn & tsla. She lives in a snooty HOA though and knows some older insiders so she does get some interesting tips.

[Anonymous No.52994055]

>>52994036
Wow you got the worst one. the tranny fivehead.

[Anonymous No.52994056]

What did you guys get your girlfriends for Christmas?

[Anonymous No.52994059]

>>52993889
thanks Jew2

[Anonymous No.52994061]

>>52994034
my cousins are massive lefty faggots also I literally want to beat the shit out of them

[Anonymous No.52994069]

>>52994056
what the fuck is wrong with women

[Anonymous No.52994073]

>>52994056
Pendant necklace and some earnings. Jewelry is my go to for her cause I dont know what else to get her.

[Anonymous No.52994074]

>>52994028
Just like buy some spreads or something you spaz.

[Anonymous No.52994076]

>>52994061
My family disowned my liberal half sister and I haven't seen or talked to her in 6 years

[Anonymous No.52994077]

>>52994034
here is an idea, just dont talk to them and when they say stupid shit laugh at them without explaining.

[Anonymous No.52994081]

>>52993767
sex with winter-chan

[Anonymous No.52994083]

>>52994076
Wish my family was this based

[Anonymous No.52994091]

Bobros.. 3820 was brutally rejected so many times

[Anonymous No.52994094]

>>52994083
I've recently even redpilled my dad about the crimes of the jews. Still working on my mom on that one.

[Anonymous No.52994098]

>>52994061
>>52994034
Same, my cousin is even a tranny faggot now. I barely ever see them anymore luckily.

[Anonymous No.52994099]

>>52994077
That's not how it works with insane liberals

[Anonymous No.52994101]

>>52994091
I-I wanted it to go up so I could buy puts

[Anonymous No.52994103]

>>52994045
it's not bad

>>52994061
you should subtly troll them the whole time
retarded family is one of the joys of the season but only to those that play the game correctly

[Anonymous No.52994104]

>>52994056
dyson airwrap hair bullshit

[Anonymous No.52994106]

>>52994098
>them

[Anonymous No.52994108]

>>52994027
hello i'd like a 9 please

[Anonymous No.52994111]

>>52994034
I always end up being the one idiot polite enough to indulge family members that everyone else avoids, like ones who want to bitch about Covid, or trauma dump about some asinine thing, or inevitably, talk about their medical problems in detail

[Anonymous No.52994118]

A falling wedge has been building for days now. Santa Rally Confirmed.

[Anonymous No.52994119]

>>52994077
Doesn't work that way. My entire family are lefties. All of my family know I'm a right winger do I'm always a target at family gatherings but I have to go. We have a very small family so you can't just ignore them or talk to someone else. It's only one day.

[Anonymous No.52994128]

>>52994108
a midget might be fun i suppose

[Anonymous No.52994130]

>>52994106
them as in cousins & aunt, that whole side is leftist broke as fuck retards. He is still a he to me and I refuse to call him by his new name.

[Anonymous No.52994133]

Was reading this hentai doujin this morning where the dude got to be president of his father's company. The terms? Oh nothing much just fuck the secretary pool with the goal of picking one of the four as a wife. Lucky bastard.

[Anonymous No.52994134]

>>52994034
You can try to alleviate that by sidestepping into economy talk. Like energy shortages and inflation and stuff. These are political topics but with a little bit of finance to cushion the fall

[Anonymous No.52994138]

>>52994119
Stop being a pussy and just start dropping red pills until they cry.

[Anonymous No.52994142]

>>52994118
Santa Rally was priced in yesterday.

[Anonymous No.52994147]

>>52994034
They start about politics tell them
"politics is economics for people with double digit IQs, so how bout that SPY?"

[Anonymous No.52994152]

>>52994138
Why talk at all. Just eat and drink. If you have to talk talk about food and weather etc light topics

[Anonymous No.52994153]

>>52994142
Falling Wedge building since Dec 14th.
We gonna have a Santa Rally. Best BELIEVE IT. SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Anonymous No.52994156]

if apple and amazon aren't rallying this market is going NO WHERE

[Anonymous No.52994161]

Any banks / brokers offering good signup deals?

[Anonymous No.52994162]

>>52994134
That's probably what I'll do honestly. My brothers goal for every holiday is to ruin it as quickly as possible, pack up a bunch of food, and go like a giant faggot so I'm going to have to control his autism.
>>52994138
I'm not ruining the family Christmas so I can be le heckin sweet edgy boi.

[Anonymous No.52994172]

>spy not going down

Santa rally?

[Anonymous No.52994178]

>>52994153
>we are about to melt up guys
>haha
>please believe me guys
>guys?

[Anonymous No.52994180]

>>52994172
not going down in a 8%+ inflationary environment.

sure chud

[Anonymous No.52994185]

>>52994162
Hopefully you can even get some interesting discussion going on if you manage to get the topic under control. Lots of normies are woefully ignorant and finance illiterate, so maybe you can spark some interest by pointing out how things connect to one another idk.

Best of luck to you mate I hope you can have an enjoyable gathering or at least a tolerable one

[Anonymous No.52994187]

Bros I want a new $1000 microphone but I don't want to spend the money even though I have like $15k in cash. Do I just do it? It might make me feel better about my portfolio being in the red all year

[Anonymous No.52994186]

>>52994027
god help me

[Anonymous No.52994188]

Whatever happened to the boomer meltup man?

[Anonymous No.52994193]

>crabby christmas

[Anonymous No.52994198]

>>52994055
I want to die. Give me your dubs

[Anonymous No.52994199]

>>52994178
>well over two years of gains deleted from the NDX

[Anonymous No.52994206]

Here is a piece of financial advice, invest in wooden cooking utensils
>boiling Making egg noodles and peas
>Making a cheese sauce in another pan
>Its always messy to try and bowl it after
>Just take the pan with me
>eat out the pan with the wooden cooking spoon
>Less clean up

[Anonymous No.52994207]

Where is le "santa rally" ?

[Anonymous No.52994208]

>>52994178
Falling ASS

TA works because every trader sees the same thing on their chart. They will act according to it. Best believe the bears will sell their shorts. Bear will load up on calls. It's a Trading Fulfilling prophecy. It has been written in the STARS. ASTROLOGY

[Anonymous No.52994209]

>>52994162
Being the tard wrangler at a family function is rough, man. Good luck with it

[Anonymous No.52994214]

>>52994187
Why spend so much on a mic? You can even get a Shure MV7 for a quarter of that price

[Anonymous No.52994216]

>>52994207
Cramer opened his mouth so it died.

[Anonymous No.52994218]

>>52994207
Two weeks

[Anonymous No.52994222]

>>52994178
If you don’t believe in TA then how do you trade? Do you actually just trade blindly? Honest question.

[Anonymous No.52994223]

>>52994162
Gotta drop subtle red pills, like if they talk about putins price hike or cost of oil, ask them what bidens campaign promises were.

[Anonymous No.52994224]

>>52994186
thanks big guy
appreciate it

[Anonymous No.52994228]

>>52994207
its frozen sir

[Anonymous No.52994232]

bought 8000 dollars of scotia bank

am i gonna make it brahs

[Anonymous No.52994234]

>>52994207
You think you can intimidate me bobo?

[Anonymous No.52994238]

esteemed autists, is now the time to go balls deep into COIN for a lifetime hold? yea or nay? Thank you I will take my answer off the air.

[Anonymous No.52994242]

Activate crab 19

[Anonymous No.52994245]

>>52994232
do you expect them to 100x some time soon?

[Anonymous No.52994246]

>>52994222
I don’t think you can trade blind but you can trade naked

[Anonymous No.52994248]

>>52994238
>coin

[Anonymous No.52994255]

HE KNOWS WHEN YOU ARE SHORTING HE KNOWS WHEN YOU BUY PUTS HE KNOWS WHEN BOBO SELLS SO GO LONG FOR GAMMA'S SAKE

[Anonymous No.52994258]

>>52994234
Blessed image

[Anonymous No.52994257]

>>52994238
Absolutely not. You might get a little bit of green maybe but that garbage is in a clear down channel. Besides crypto market seems to be dead for the next year anyways.

[Anonymous No.52994259]

>>52994178
melt up? nah. course-correct +2-3% on account of all indices being dramatically oversold on most time frames + retards memeing themselves a santa rally into existence? yeah. We can go back down mid-next-week when everyone starts shitting their pants about the next jobless numbers again.

[Anonymous No.52994261]

>>52994238
Right after dumping your life savings in ARKK

[Anonymous No.52994265]

>>52994232
Also in BNS. Divvy is comfy and it's one of the big 5 in Canada.

[Anonymous No.52994267]

So how bad is the last week of 2022 going to be as people sell off for tax reasons?

[Anonymous No.52994271]

>>52994214
I have a professional recording rig and I've been looking for a certain large diaphragm condenser that just went on sale

[Anonymous No.52994274]

>>52994267
That’s prob already happened

[Anonymous No.52994277]

>>52994267
Priced in.

[Anonymous No.52994280]

>>52994232
shit nigga I bought $1000 earlier

[Anonymous No.52994286]

>>52994209
You know what, that's probably the best way to describe my role at family gatherings. I'm the tard wrangle. Thanks for putting a name too it.

[Anonymous No.52994291]

>>52994245
i dont know what i expect them to do they just seemed cheap

[Anonymous No.52994295]

I saw you in last thread anon. Hold C at your own risk. They’re a completely incompetent company in my opinion, top to bottom, never had anything except trouble dealing with them.

[Anonymous No.52994296]

We are healing

[Anonymous No.52994306]

>>52994296
No, we are crabbing

[Anonymous No.52994311]

Too late to jump in on APE or not?
I wanted to do it earlier but it took 24h for the transfer to pass.

[Anonymous No.52994314]

>>52994187
Yeah buy it because all gearfags deserve to be broke. Your ep will surely be better if you get a boutique condenser mic over your sm57

[Anonymous No.52994315]

>>52994222
broad macro economic conditions generally
although sometimes i'll get down in the weeds to make relative gambles with leverage or on specific companies due to their fundamentals
the problem with the latter is everything is shit if the monetary policy isn't on point

[Anonymous No.52994318]

>>52993584
Debating on taking profits on SARK or not

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52994321]

>>52994091
Correct. Down down to goblin town!

[Anonymous No.52994327]

Are you guys excited for DSP’s Christmas marathon special? He’s drinking all day and is playing Fallout and Oblivion. Starts in 20 mins.

[Anonymous No.52994328]

>>52994318
bagholding inverse ARKK would be the /smg/ thing to do

[Anonymous No.52994331]

>OIL

[Anonymous No.52994334]

>>52994306
s-stay away mr crabs sirs

[Anonymous No.52994340]

is wish a good investment? if i buy and hold 3 years

[Anonymous No.52994347]

>>52994271
Consider SM7B? It would be a third of the price.

[Anonymous No.52994350]

>>52994340
>WISH
dumb ass

just buy OIL

[Anonymous No.52994354]

I can't believe its almost 2023 already. its been a straight year of this hell

[Anonymous No.52994355]

>>52994334
No, they are coming, they are infiltrating

[Anonymous No.52994357]

>>52994331
I did sell my OIL for 60% today bros.
Probably way to early

[Anonymous No.52994359]

>>52994314
Why so bitter? I usually do work for a couple clients throughout the year, it's decent money. I just never spend any of the cash I make from it so now I'm wondering if I should invest in some good equipment

[Anonymous No.52994365]

> oil dip

Is this my last opportunity to buy OIL?

[Anonymous No.52994364]

>>52994355

[Anonymous No.52994366]

hey did all those anons from the earlier thread ever find out what the fuck that was?

[Anonymous No.52994367]

>>52994354
it's been great, only people complaining are investors

[Anonymous No.52994371]

>>52994364
They have an aerial attack too

[Anonymous No.52994373]

>>52994355
die Bärenkrabbe comes with the final solution

[Anonymous No.52994375]

>>52993605
wtf am i looking at?

[Anonymous No.52994378]

>>52994373
Grumpy looking fella

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52994379]

SHIT AND PISS IS ABOUT TO DUMP HOLY FUUU

[Anonymous No.52994382]

>>52994371
so.. this is the power of mr snibs

[Anonymous No.52994389]

>>52994375
A pod

[Anonymous No.52994394]

>>52994375
Art

[Anonymous No.52994397]

Muh lil VIX doin sum

[Anonymous No.52994401]

>>52994321
Looks like we both bought spy puts .

[Anonymous No.52994408]

So the 28th is the cutoff for trades to settle for FY22?

[Anonymous No.52994410]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.52994423]

I CANT SNEED

[Anonymous No.52994427]

is there AH trading today?

[Anonymous No.52994433]

>>52993605

[Anonymous No.52994434]

>>52994423
that id tho
SHUT IT DOWN

[Anonymous No.52994436]

I need amd to redeem to $35 a share and fast

[Anonymous No.52994444]

>>52994207
racing all the way to the bottom at full speed

[Anonymous No.52994447]

>>52994436
How does $3.50 a share sound?

[Anonymous No.52994451]

>>52993705
are you still buying 350's or going for 340s now?

[Anonymous No.52994453]

>>52994379
how'd you know?

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52994452]

>>52994401
Cheers bobro. WAGMI.

[Anonymous No.52994458]

>>52993761
goodbye piggers

[Anonymous No.52994468]

>>52994436
the difference between /smg/ and /gme/ is people here diversify their bagholding
/gme/ could learn a thing or two from youuuu people

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52994472]

>>52994451
Theyre 375s still. Finally traded my way up to owning 50 of em.

I still think we see SPY hit 340 by feb though. So these should be worth $3k apiece at some point. $150k would suit me just fine.

>>52994444
Fucking checked.

[Anonymous No.52994474]

>>52994355
>niggers are scared of crabs
good to know

[Anonymous No.52994475]

>>52994056
i want to pee in a woman's mouth

[Anonymous No.52994479]

>>52994472
ginger nigger bros...were the sea people ginger niggers all along?

[Anonymous No.52994483]

>>52994452
BOOBA!

[Anonymous No.52994485]

>>52994069
they're literally sex objects

[Anonymous No.52994487]

>>52994475
>i want to pee in a woman's mouth
I said I let a girl piss on me, in the shower, and I got called a degenerate.
These guys just don't know how to have fun...

[Anonymous No.52994491]

>>52994447
even better

[Anonymous No.52994495]

>>52994487
using a female as a toilet is dominering
letting a woman pee on you makes you worth as much as piss

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52994497]

>>52994483
Cheers boobros we are going down for some underboops

[Anonymous No.52994501]

>>52994487
>taking the submissive role
nigga u gay

[Anonymous No.52994516]

Reminder that if you can’t win with leverage your investment thesis is trash

[Anonymous No.52994517]

>>52994487
That's because you're a degenerate

[Anonymous No.52994525]

>>52994516
Based

[Anonymous No.52994534]

We are just going to keep crabbing huh? So much for today's data making any meaningful movements in the market. What the fuck are they waiting for to happen once markets open up on tuesday? More crabbing? We have been crabbing since september. Is this really the beginning of the decade long crab market?

[Anonymous No.52994535]

You can take this year two ways; "It's been hell" or "Its bagging time!" Personally I've considered this year to be "bagging time". Next year, maybe towards the end, things will improve. In any event I'll be merely tossing money into my 401k and SWPPX as next year rolls along.

[Anonymous No.52994537]

>>52994487
it might look nice in porn but actually doing it doesn't feel like a great idea. i don't want that stuff on me and i don't want any filthy pig that is willing to take that stuff on themselves near me

[Anonymous No.52994549]

>>52994340
That's a pretty scary trend line, I don't trust it.

[Anonymous No.52994553]

>>52994495
>>52994501
>>52994517
Look at the state of you, anons.
>WAAHHHH PEE PEE ON YOU IS YUCKY
>PEEIN ON GORL IS SO MANLY AND HOT
lolololol
I demanded she piss on me; she did it. Seethe at my capability to get what I want ^_~

[Anonymous No.52994556]

>>52994537
it gets cold almost immediately

[Anonymous No.52994563]

>>52994553

[Anonymous No.52994566]

>>52994553
Piss is waste. There is no reason to be turned on by it. You're a degenerate

[Anonymous No.52994567]

should you pee on someone that mentions it in conversation about fetishes
even if you aren't into it
asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.52994568]

>>52994497
Kek mumus got btfo . No santa rally

[Anonymous No.52994571]

>>52994553
i bet you demand she pegs your asshole too
that's gay

[Anonymous No.52994583]

>>52994553

[Anonymous No.52994586]

>>52994567
only if you do it with no warning or prep, just spur of the moment type thing

[Anonymous No.52994591]

Pissplay is boring, scat and fart play is where it's at.

[Anonymous No.52994596]

>>52994535
This year has been fantastic and it's bagging time

[Anonymous No.52994599]

>>52993637
source of this data?

[Anonymous No.52994603]

>>52994556
not the most desirable thing during the cold winter. maybe a summer activity for the hardcore degens

[Anonymous No.52994605]

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

[Anonymous No.52994610]

next
>>52994604

>>52994604

>>52994604

[Anonymous No.52994611]

>>52994606

[Anonymous No.52994615]

>>52994599
Try popping the image name into a search engine

[Anonymous No.52994620]

>>52994610
>>52994611
...and not even at the bump limit. Bravo

[Anonymous No.52994621]

>>52994591
>Pissplay is boring
Apparently it makes the virgins here seethe, so maybe you're wrong
>>52994596
Is this subtle oilchad lingo?
t. balls deep in USO

[Anonymous No.52994628]

fuck women. double digit greens is all i want

[Anonymous No.52994657]

>>52994621
You know it
110k of my 150k portfolio is in energy

[Anonymous No.52994748]

We're back babay

[Anonymous No.52995093]

>>52994027
come on jewish 0

[Anonymous No.52995797]

>>52994027
id rather remain a virgin.