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>$250,000,000 bail bond was just deposited

>> No.52989460

QUI paid the bail?

>> No.52989464

>>52989456
he escaped jail die to the bond.. but I wonder how the prison sentencing will go. Maybe 10 years which will go to 1-2 years with good behavior and the jail cell will basically be a 1:1 of his room.

>> No.52989468

>>52989460
he went into the "slush fund" channel of his secret discord to retrieve his seed phrase.png

>> No.52989674
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>>52989456
>Please give me a plea deal mr. DA. I'm too pretty for jail. You know what they do to women like me.

>> No.52989718

>>52989464
You have to do 80% of federal time. Between this and not understanding that the judge 10%ed his bond makes me wonder... Are any of you really business people? Have you ever committed ANY financial crime at all?

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>>52989718
>You have to do 80% of federal time.
the fed does what it wants

>> No.52989769

Conservatives hate violent crime and they love financial crime

>> No.52989799

>>52989456
>>52989674
they are what the average jew couple looks like
t.new yorker

>> No.52989837

>>52989674
IMO she's a 8/10. She just got a very unique look and is classy and smart. Just got that WOW factor.

>> No.52989879

>>52989799
Nah they look like young jew couple from NJ.

>> No.52989917

>>52989718

See >>52989755

Stop pretending like laws actually exist in this country.

>> No.52989918

>>52989718
>Are any of you really business people?
Of course not, retard. I got 6 figs last year from shitcoins, not being a nerd
>Have you ever committed ANY financial crime at all?
Lmao why do you say this like it's something you're "supposed" to do?

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>>52989879
kek

>> No.52989926

>>52989755
Also, this. I won't believe it until I see it. It's obvious the law bends for jews/with proper connections

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>>52989837
>She just got a very unique look
That freaky uncanny look. It's called being ugly.

>> No.52989936

>>52989456
technically it was probably 2,500,000
Still a lot I guess

>> No.52989947
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The judge who set him free to escape to Israel.

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>>52989837
all women are ugly whores

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>U.S. Magistrate Judge Gabriel Gorenstein said he was comfortable that Bankman-Fried would not be able to conduct any new business because he’s such a known figure.
>(((Gorenstein)))
of course

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>>52990076
>curvy

>> No.52990127

>>52990076
This is sad
She's like a weak 2 at best, still expecting to live like royalty

>> No.52990205

>>52989755
>>52989917
This was an extremely unusual case because of corona virus, when many non-violent criminals with good lawyers and "comobidities" were being let out. He still did his time on home incarceration, s he did, in fact, still serve all of his time. Just like all the time SBF is out on bail right now on HIP. he will be credited with time served toward his sentence, so expect him to stretch this out for years.

>>52989918
If you aren't committing some kind of fraud/tax evasion/other, you aren't going to make it. The good thing is, usually, if you're caught, if you ust give back enough of the money to the right people, you won't even have to see a probaton officer and can get your record expunged or just cleared after a probationary period.

>> No.52990600

>>52990076
Disgusting.

>> No.52990700

>>52989929
That poor bamboozled cat

>> No.52990737

>>52990076
>actively admitting (((they))) want a imperial chinese murderous harem battle royale system instead of peaceful monogamy
Usa is just begging for the final shot from China at this point

>> No.52990746

>>52990205
not many of us are borne with a silver spoon and know the right people

>> No.52990782

>>52990076
Ummm, what is wrong with this? This is how normal people are in 2022. But I wouldnt expect 4chan incels to understand. She is p based. Yeah, i know, i know, you are now gonna pretend to be sexist, mysoginistic, and that we are not equal. No one thinks that cool. Also, try saying that irl and not get crushed.

>> No.52990804

>>52989718
>You have to do 80% of federal time
If you are a goy or don't have connections to the system. It's like this everywhere around the world faggots. Oh, you are still a wagie drone? Nevermind, its already over for (you)

>> No.52990907

>>52990127
Even a 2/10 bitch can get easily laid, while a 6/10 male struggles. It's not fair bros...

>> No.52990939

>>52990907
6/10 male does not struggle, you are just ugly and coping.

>> No.52990997

>>52990746
My mother was a literal teenage junkie prostitute held in white slavery, or what they now call "sex trafficking", and my father was some biker who I met when I was 26, long enough for him to steal from me.

>> No.52993000

>>52989837
holy shit shes back larping on /biz/ again? wheres the video with immense evidence she spent many hours larping here, including about herself and how she is not disgusting? bittch if youre reading this know that you are exceptionally hidious.

>> No.52993009

I guess Forbes got it wrong when they reduced his net worth to $1.

>> No.52993023

>>52989718
HAHAHA get a load of this goy.

>> No.52993985

>>52989718
The judge didn't do anything besides let him walk in exchange for a signature. The was no percentage paid because there is no bondsman involved in the agreement.

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>>52989837

>> No.52994794

>>52989456
It was me. Ur welcome sbf

>> No.52994806

>>52990076
>while I'm still hot
lol
lmao

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>>52989837
The best thing about posts like these are watching people irony-post themselves into believing something unironically. Like this guy found a way to get attention on a basket-weaving forum so now he will keep posting it, not knowing he is just training his obviously impressionable brain to accept this post as fact into his own brain. He is going to wake up one day with a 2/10 he doesn't really like exclusively because he didn't comprehend that being ironic is a literary device and not something he constantly leans into every day. This is the plight of the zoomer who has no experience socializing outside of the internet. Funny though. Maybe its actually just a coping mechanism of some kind and I am misreading it.

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>>52990076
>HSV 1 and 2

nobody ever comments on this. that's how i know this board is literally full of underage faggots

>> No.52994986

>>52994934
Nice of her to be open about it, I guess.