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What are some badass investments I can make with $8000 usd?

>> No.52987650

>>52987639
Bitcoin in a couple months.

>> No.52987684

>>52987639
>book high end prostitute for 2 week stay
>take hundreds of photos/videos in different outfits/hair styles
>start onlyfans business
>stretch out the content on a consistent schedule
>1 video, 5 pictures per week. this should last 6 months
>take $8000 out of profit and re-invest in a new prostitute
>keep the profit

>> No.52987693

mhhhhh wouldn't want to mess with that guy

>> No.52987762

>>52987639
Hbar

>> No.52987774

>>52987639

Buy Tidecoin or DYOR Tidecoin.

Yw anon

>> No.52987788

>>52987639
Could make like 30-40 million topnetwork coins
Imagine how good you’ll feel when it goes to 1 dollar

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52987906

>>52987639
Badass and safe is better, MoonieFriends NFTs offer ETH-back guarantee

>> No.52987918

>>52987906
just won a WL spot on their discord in a meme contest

>> No.52987921

>>52987918
I'm going to get the Bitty (Bitcoin) NFT

>> No.52987999

>>52987639
0.5 BTC + wait 3 years. sell for 40k

>> No.52988023
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52988023

>>52987639
biz has the most /pw/ posts other than pw.
and thats a shoot

>> No.52988154

>>52987684
working girls see a lot of horny clients that also probably use OF. that would go sideways fast.

>> No.52988831

you can put the 8k into BIT that's not only bitdao's governance token, but also the mantle network's native token

>> No.52988932

>>52988023
I miss the old days, watching wrestling now and it's just so faggy. Used to be corny and badass in all the right ways, now it feels cheap and lazy

>> No.52989024
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52989024

Coreum mainnet launch in March plus airdrop of...more coruem on mainnet launch. Already up 100% since announcement 2-3 days ago.

ISO20022, smart tokens (BNB tokens without rugpulls), PoS, Major exchange listings, 2016 vibes.

>> No.52989148
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>>52987639
Stake and make it in 2023

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>>52987639
There's me, the chipmunk, the Jewish chipmunk. There's the SEC, MMMMMMMMM. Don't wanna mess with them.

>> No.52990273

>>52987639
Slurp hard on ETH, MATIC, ADA and ORE

>> No.52990469

>>52987639
PEPEPAL

>> No.52990516

>>52987639
Xmoney is the only project that I think will have such a run due to the onchain staking and soon to kick off token burn mechanism

>> No.52991014

>>52988831
Gtfo. What do you mean by bitdao?

>> No.52991080
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>>52989148
Who still stakes? Only noobs I think

>> No.52991130

>>52989148
That's fucking right. Metabonding and metastaking utk on Maiar DEX is the way to go

>> No.52992597

>>52987650
Ethereum will outrun bitcoin very soon

>> No.52992640

>>52987639
Open an only fans account

>> No.52992731

>>52988023
>>52988932
‘97/‘98 was peak pro wrestling

>> No.52992750
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52992750

Learn how to use Dextools' trading bots.

>> No.52992767

>>52987684
Also what if it simply doesn't take off?

>> No.52992773

>>52992750
This.
Give all your money to an AI and see what it does with it.

>> No.52992791

>>52987639
Put it all into $TLRY and wait like a year until it goes back up to like $5.

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>>52987906
I'd rather continue earning my 35%APY from staking utrust than do this

>> No.52994722
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>>52992750
can you share just a few more details please anon. what has your experience been?

>> No.52996768

>>52989148
Based anon, staking is a great way to earn passive income and I earn a decent yield for staking Sylo on Huobi and Om on Binance

>> No.52996800

>>52992791
Redpill me anon

>> No.52996806

>>52992597
Muh JP Morgan e-coin backed by liberal thoughts will out run bitcoin soon

>> No.52996958

>>52992597
In terms of volume, or market cap? I am 99.9% sure the flippening is referring to trading volume but I never got a concrete answer.
I am sitting on about 5k fiat ready for the real dip. It was originally all for bitcoin, but I might buy 1 or 2 ETH now.
Thanks for the recommendation bro.

>> No.52996976

>>52996768
>sylo
Absolute waste of time, I held this for nearly 2 years and I recently accepted it and sold at a loss. I can not fathom bow the sylo baggies reconcile with the fact that the app is dogshit.
Invest in sylo if you like to lose money.

>> No.52997851

>cryptocurrency
MMMMMMMMMMM, don't wanna mess with them

>> No.52997878

>>52996768
Staking is great way to lose money.

>> No.52997904

>>52987639
My back used to hurt from sitting in a shitty chair so I bought a $500 non gaming chair. Best investment of my life

>> No.52998594

YDF, small perps platform that could easily be the next GMX.

Minimum 20x

>> No.52998838
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52998838

>pic related
>XMR: anonymity
>BIT: self governance
>ETH: defi

>> No.52999683

>>52996976
When last did you check the charts retard [we are still in a bear market]? This is accumulation phase. With what the asset us building you'd seethe and cope like the sub human filth that you are when the bulls return

>>52997878
Focus on paying off your college loans sally

>> No.52999712

>>52987921
What is the floor price on this anon

>> No.52999732

>>52987906
I don't know Chad. The only NFTs that catch my attention are those with utility like the Skyjacks which would give users the right to personalize their rideVR experience and participate in draws

>> No.53000132

>>52991080
Only noobs runs away from staking. If you want to preserve your gems and earn passively then staking is the best option. Move your tokens out of exchanges into secured wallets like Maiar wallet and Trader Joe. Only diamond hands win after the bear market.

>> No.53000155

>>52996958
Go for low caps that have the potential to give you solid profit. BEPRO, UTK, AERGO, and TRIAS are solid blue chips to accumulate. You heard it here first.

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>>52987921
>Bitty (Bitcoin) NFT
you should be fine with this in a couple of years, i got myself some trump NFT and skyjack
comfy

>> No.53000565

>>52987639
These faggots don't know anything about actual business. All they know is fake internet coins you exchange for your hard earned money. This site should be called /scam not /biz. They don't know the first thing about the basics of starting or keeping a business running. These people (bots) think buying internet coins before others will make them rich by selling them for more money later down the track. They don't understand these crypto's have back doors and they can just create more coins out of nowhere.

>> No.53000585

>>52992597
There is no place for PoS in this regulatory environment, it cannot overtake, you will soon see.

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>>52998838
>>XMR: anonymity
>>BIT: self governance
>>ETH: defi
>Sylo: DeFi, metaverse, NFT

>> No.53001460

>>53000565
It's a shame nobody on this board even knows what EBITDA is

>> No.53002332

>>52997878
Retard

>> No.53002363
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53002363

>>52996976
>Absolute waste of time
A retarded post, even Bitcoin fell from $69k to $17k, Solana fell from over $220 to $12, something with Luna and the rest..... god, I dunno why i'm saying this
...even newbies understand we're in the bear season

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53002373

>>53001460
>EBITDA
Pardon my ignorance, what's ebitda

>> No.53003472

>>52997904
How're you benefiting from this financially?

>> No.53003490

>>53000565
It's not called /biz either you redditor.

>> No.53003705

>>52989024
ISO20022 projects are usually one to look for. I'm glad ALBT is working hard to be fully compliant.

>> No.53003891

>>53003490
Kys my main man

>> No.53004050

>>53002373
>Earnings
>Before
>Interest
>Taxes
>Depreciation
>Anuses

It's a metric to assess real profit from a business

>> No.53004063

>>53002373
Something I made up
>>53003891
Nigger, please

>> No.53004174

>>52987639
about 55 xmr.

>> No.53004196

>>52998838>>53001410

only valid choice is xmr.

>> No.53004287

>>52987684
>2 week stay
>8K usd
yeah maybe in thailand, bitches here are offering that much for like 1 or 2 nights let alone 2 weeks

>> No.53004900

>>52998838
Regulations are coming for XMR. It's going to zero

>> No.53004931

>>52987639
Look into privacy focused coins. I keep a portion of my portfolio in such assets like XMR, RAIL, DERO. they'd be crucial in the next bull run.

>> No.53004950

>>53004900
Newfag. PriFi is the next big thing in crypto. XMR and most other privacy coins will survive this market situation.

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>>53004950

>> No.53005210

>>52987639
Ride, one of the best tech right now
>gaming, metaverse, NFT and much more