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>> No.52986998
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For me, it's smoking weed and listening to lil peep

>> No.52987005
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No schizo esoteric religious posting please.

>> No.52987012
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Well well welly well well

What have we here!?

>> No.52987023

>that massive end of day rally
Fucking told you all it was oversold.

>> No.52987035

Crab day tomorrow. Too many goyim buying options. Can't let them have too much money.

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>> No.52987042

no more coal please

>> No.52987050

Keck, baggies

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> lucifarians and futures

>> No.52987059
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>zerohedge is bullish
>l m a o
this really is end times
>If tomorrow's core PCE is 4.5% or lower (~75% chance), the entire hawkish FOMC repricing is blown out - no way 4.8% core PCE in December, SEP/Dots repriced and terminal rate tumbles.

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>> No.52987062

Shit man I was 1% today. Last week I was down 17%.

My stocks have priced all this in already i guess

>> No.52987064
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When I die bury me with all my ice on.

>> No.52987080


The fed went too hard too quick

It also used faulty data saying a million jobs were created in 2022 when actually only 10,000 were

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>the fed
The fucking congress is the one fucking it up.unironically

>> No.52987104
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How are your wages treating you?


>> No.52987105
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i'm tired of it all i'm gambling on spx puts two months out

>> No.52987111

Why are they always on the frontline?

>> No.52987124

I have about $300-400 in my Roth IRA and was planning on fucking around and using it to try and swing. Could someone give me some pointers for how to swing properly and maybe what stocks to try it on?

>> No.52987126

steers and queers, anon

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>> No.52987139

They have money but aren’t joos

>> No.52987143
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Mr. Cohen has been giving interviews. Merger/acquisition is a done deal now that it has been mentioned in earning calls.
Short tweet with a wink face.
I am completely zen: my investment will turn out great.

>> No.52987155
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there are alternative. pic related or paying wagie in chicken https://www.businessinsider.com/chick-fil-a-ordered-to-pay-workers-paid-in-chicken-2022-12

>> No.52987156

It’s a display of dominance against the rest of /biz/. We run this shit

>> No.52987157

I just realized I haven't looked at the stars in probably 2 or 3 years

>> No.52987158
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Options chads I have a question for you guys.
Let's say all of my cash is in stocks. I sell 1 SPY put. It expires ITM and gets assigned. I have more than enough margin to cover the 100 SPY shares. Do I end up getting the 100 shares on margin? Does my broker liquidate my current stock shares to make room for the 100 SPY shares? Or is it a margin call?

>> No.52987178

There's always two to three GME breads, ignoring the complain and troll threads.

>> No.52987183

ask your broker
most likely they buy it on margin.

>> No.52987190


you buy them on margin

>> No.52987193

Why did everything dump so hard earlier today? Even AMZN lost fucking $3 in a single day.

>> No.52987195

Good news are bad news

>> No.52987197
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People will make fun of this kid but he's going to grow up to be a CEO or some shit. Also I think there is a way to save the janny business and the secret might just be a zoomer. Didn't see that one coming.

>> No.52987203

I'll come be a janny, but you have to be my SWE salary to account for extra wear & tear on my body. I'll do it for $250k/yr

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>> No.52987211

Who's the cute blonde with the fatass?

>> No.52987214

The story behind that pic is fucked up. He got shot and died at Burger King.

>> No.52987225
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I hate women.

>> No.52987227


that guy has the whitest sounding name

>> No.52987230

i was working when i was 14 for shit-wages, hell even earlier if you count yard work. i'm no ceo but i have a comfy job

>> No.52987234


>> No.52987235

>child labor is cheap.jpg

>> No.52987237


We’re back bullbros.

>> No.52987240

lmao automated fast food places will be a treasure horde for copper thieves and other criminals wanting to make a quick buck

>> No.52987242
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oh wow, that one is a whopper

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>> No.52987264
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Thanks anons. That's what I assumed.

I was drunk when I saved the video. I think it's a singer who is also on a country show like "yellowstone" or something.

>> No.52987268

Only anon ITT who will make it.

>> No.52987272

Someone said that index investing is dead and that people will have to pick individual stocks going forward. Is this true?

>> No.52987279

What if I love women, but they don't love me? So we just mutually avoid each other?

>> No.52987280

Kek we only bring in $30k a month revenue as a business.
You better be trolling
I started working a paper route at 12 for $10 a week delivering the access which was a once a week ad paper basically. Helped pay for my baseball cards. I took a job bagging groceries at $4.15 an hour at 14. Made me the man I am today.
It's still minimum wage, it's not any cheaper than hiring an adult.
They won't be fully automated, they'll at least be 1 or 2 people there for maintenance and what not

>> No.52987288
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no i think it was another 14Y old but anyway....this one will get shot too....if you let your kid work a burger you are OK with him getting shot unless behind 3ft bulletproof glass like pic related

>> No.52987291

you can have nice things or niggers

>> No.52987298

they shovel pretty much all of america's wagies into 401k plans. How are regular people supposed to plan for retirement when they don't understand anything about financial instruments?

>> No.52987300
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No, sorry. Now, if they loved you and you don't love them you would be gonna make it.

>> No.52987304
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>bulletproof glass for a burger king

>> No.52987307

Those 2 people crews are so fucked if they live in ghetto cities

>> No.52987322

I don’t think stock picking would work for most people. But the YouTuber I follow said that it will be the only way to get decent returns going forward. The Boglehead strategy is dead and only value investors will win.

>> No.52987325

People gotta eat and others don't want to die. What's funny?

>> No.52987331
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I hate that I know this is probably old because of the $10 three topping deal. can't imagine they still even have that

>> No.52987343

They won't be in ghettos. Only white people will enjoy automation

>> No.52987355
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Oh ok

>> No.52987360
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i've got this market by the balls. i go short it goes down. i go long it goes up. the relative strength of my long term holdings on red days is insane. they still go up on green days too.

it's gotta end soon. idk if i should sell everything or keep riding the wave

>> No.52987362

volatility out the ass

>> No.52987366

Explain why it's wrong or kick rocks

>> No.52987375

All I can say is, if investing in a total market index ceases to effectively deliver returns, things are going to get very very bad. Like, I would expect it to bankrupt most local and state governments because they already fuck up their projected returns and fund contributions in their budgets.

>> No.52987376


White people cant enjoy anything without niggers. It's literally been codified into law.

>> No.52987382
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when are we getting PCE again?

>> No.52987385

don't feed the ferals how hard is that?

>> No.52987390

buy both SOXL and SOXS and watch it go sideways

>> No.52987393

what is the name of this faggy half-business-suit/half-lab-coat thing that all the faglords on the trading room floor wear? it's gay as fuck

>> No.52987394

Making money off niggers is like shooting fish in a barrel. They'll cash there welfare check and the first thing they do is blow it on Popeyes and Hennessy. No impulse control.

>> No.52987396
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never realized....but the trillion in free PPP were needed to save the economy

>> No.52987420

>zerohedge anything
zh is doomer clickbait and nothing gets doomers clicking harder than publishing diametric opposite 180 degree takes every other hour. zh is bullish in the morning, bearish for lunch, bullish again for teatime, crabbish for dinner, and bearish again for supper because it freaks the low-conviction doomer schizos and makes them compulsively click trying to figure out what they should believe.

>> No.52987430

semiconductors are worthless. society will not need any more for 3-5 years.

>> No.52987439

It’s WSJ for 4chan. I agree it’s overly bearish. Name a better outlet, I’m genuinely open to recs

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>> No.52987449

I seriously doubt your one to two human overseers are gonna want to get involved in violent defense of the means of production for their presumably competitive-to-minimum wage.

>> No.52987456
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2032 in BRICS and 2050 in west. sources: pic rel

>> No.52987466
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>SOXL average 16

>> No.52987477

>people start fucking with your building
>Call the cops
Problem solved.

>> No.52987479

could be worse. theres people here with 40 averages

>> No.52987483

unironically FT has the most level takes in the business

>> No.52987489

anon foretold it was going to 8,30

>> No.52987504
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Moder cops are too lazy and entitled to be up nigs and homeless anymore. I blame unions.

>> No.52987506
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and i will fucking buy more

>> No.52987507

Got mine down to 29. Really crossing my fingers for a big ass pump over the next few years. I wish there was a way to know it would be 100+ again but I guess we'll just have to see.

>> No.52987511

its underlying index would need to double in value for that to happen with no down days

>> No.52987524

SOXS will moon then

>> No.52987527

Do you think that's totally impossible by, say, 2024? Genuinely curious.

>> No.52987531

I don’t want level takes, I want based takes. ZH is the only based finance outlet

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>> No.52987545

volatility decay is really going to hurt SOXL, even if SOXX can grow a lot.

I would consider going long in a 2x leverage SOXX, but 3X seems only suitable for swinging in this market imo

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>average police response time is ~30 minutes unless you subscribe to premium (protip: your employer does not)

>> No.52987577

That was the President who made that up though.

>> No.52987585

The decay has been disproven multiple times tho. SOXL rebalances daily so in an uptrend it can increase at a higher rate than the underlying

>> No.52987586
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as a shareholder i m sad for the worker and send prayer....but not paying for quick cop is a sacrifice i m ready to make

>> No.52987594


ANOTHER giga dump day tomorrow??

Fuck, big anime tits and wide hips are my kryptonite

>> No.52987615

Right, in an uptrend the growth is compounding, but when we go sideways, or down, it's not good.

Is this a market where you expect to go up without down or sideways days?

>> No.52987625

Today was a good day if for no other reason that PIVOTOOORSSS and "MUH PUT/CALL RATIO" mouthbreathers got absolutely annihilated.

>> No.52987630

Sign up all employees for mandatory gun handling and shooting classes. Then put guns in every store. Problem solved

>> No.52987632
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The future will be exactly like the past, only shittier.

>> No.52987633
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It's a leveraged options ETF, the value of the ETF can go to zero if it crabs long enough.

>> No.52987635
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>shareholder vote tiem
>proposal to equip retail locations where applicable with state approved nonlethal automated defenses.
>board recommends for
How do you vote?

>> No.52987655

Nah, that's a legal shitshow waiting to happen every day. Just hire private security to be on call in a per-county setup.

>> No.52987665

>bro look at the RSI
>check the put call ratio
>bro I’m telling you the VWAP is higher

If technicals mattered we’d all be sitting on our yachts docked off our private islands right now.

The reality is that there is a small club of insiders front running the various funds and (((they))) trade near the speed of light before any information is even received by your computer, their positions shifted before it is even rendered on your screen. What’s more is that they are the ones who are sending the orders as well so they know what they are gonna do a day before they do it then execute trades and hedges to them faster than light travels to you from the monitor in front of your face. They tell you what they plan to do. Sometimes months in advance. It’s a game. It doesn’t matter that they tell you cause almost all of you will just buy their bags.

I could tell you right now that UVXY will with 100% certainty go to 30 in January and it wouldn’t matter, nobody will trade it and those that do will sell early or just short it by going long the market.

Goyim are cattle to be milked for all they’re worth.

>> No.52987666

No. I want lethal mechanical defenses

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>> No.52987679

>non lethal

No, we need lethal

>> No.52987680

Stand my ground Florida bro. Private security won’t defend your money like a Devoted tyranical teen wage cuck

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>put guns in every store
we don t have budget. and forget any training. we don t have budget.....but unlimited budget for thoughts and prayer for our workers that died in store (and same for amazon worker killed by robots. it sadden me a lot)

>> No.52987690

Whoah slow down there Satan, this is a (nominally) Christian nation where we are taught to turn the other cheek and love our enemies as we love ourselves.

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once again, vegas has treated me and my wife (pictured) better than the stock market

>> No.52987698

>The decay has been disproven multiple times tho
They exist for all leveraged ETFs. Decay is more about sideways movements.
>SOXL rebalances daily so in an uptrend it can increase at a higher rate than the underlying
The slippage will still be worse than just buying the calls yourself. Also because of SOXL fees.
SOXX has moved -2.38% over the past 6 months. SOXL has moved -30.19% over the past 6 months. That is decay right in front of you.

>> No.52987699

Guns are cheap man. Easy 300 dollar per gun and 3 guns per store is a small price to pay for freedom

>> No.52987711

Brokerages vary so you should ask them, but usually you get assigned on margin.
Interest on margin starts accumulating.
If you’re account allows it you can sell a call on those 100 shares too all on margin.

If your account drops below margin requirements that option and those shares are first to close.

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>making your unskilled and unmotivated store crews a target for people wanting to acquire stolen firearms to use to rob other businesses
I don't think you get how this spirals downwards.

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>> No.52987724
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if i just would have stayed asleep i would have been fine!

>> No.52987725

i told you faggots a year ago it would be years before SOXL ever got anywhere close to 60 again but nooooooooo

>> No.52987727

Nope, I refuse to be subjected to this

>> No.52987728

Okay fair points but SOXX is down 33.94% over the last year and SOXL is down 84.47%. That's not triple leverage to the downside.

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>> No.52987737

They don’t want more guns they want a news anchor…WMT is siffering

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>> No.52987757


Rate cuts will obliterate SOXS in 2023. Easiest short of the year

SOXL needs a reverse split. There is no way around that

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That would be TSLA. There's no way it doesn't gap up tomorrow.

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your wife is cute.pic rel is my daughter

>> No.52987790

>Rate cuts will obliterate SOXS in 2023
CHIPS act will make that very muted. CHIPS was the exit signal of exit signals. It was the worst thing to happen to SOXL "investors"
The point is that most of the meme pasta SOXL strategies basically bank on violent persistent moves up OR down. Because violent moves down give you possible exit signals. What those strategies always suck with is sideways markets. The past decade and past few years up until 2022 didn't have that because of infinite free money or early threats to pull it.

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1k by store or a bigger div....i guess you know my answer. freedom ? pic rel is the future freedom of US wagies

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>SOXL will drop another 50% so sell SOXS

Imagine being this retarded.

You know you could buy SOXL puts right? My outs are absolutely printing.

>> No.52987805


Dude SOXL and SOXS have nothing to do with chips anymore. China permanently open back up and not a blip.

They are mirrors of the NASDAQ and a place for degenerate gamblers

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>> No.52987817

And he will win re-election.

>> No.52987818


huh...I'm agreeing with you retard...shorting SOXS is a bullish bet. Puts on SOXS right after 1st Quarter will make way more money than puts on SOXL.

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>> No.52987825

SANTA RALLY into new year's.

Then down 20%. Bobros will rejoice.

>> No.52987829

If the omnibus bill passes on friday, will the market spike up?

>> No.52987831

Semis were pegged to shitcoin mining

>> No.52987834



I will be king

And you?

You will be queen.

Though nothing will drive us away
We can be heroes, just for one day
We can be us, just for one day

>> No.52987838

It’s already passed both house and senate. It’s going through before Christmas. Happy holidays and when it gets passed we will have Santa rally

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Tell that to my position and not on the internet, see what happens.

>> No.52987842

>that nose

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ok so take this one. I don t care. I have plenty.....women paid for fake job making 200k are what help our economy

>> No.52987852

i almost wish i could get 20-year-younger pussy

>> No.52987853

>no one is talking about gme
do you people just prefer staying poor?

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no one is talking about the dump i let in the toilet either....

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The anons of /smg/ are richer than you already lil nigga

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santa rally's still on, r-right?

>> No.52987869

>company is on track to run out of cash in 6 months

>> No.52987874

>flat chested

Hard fucking pass. Speaking of pass, why the hell is the USA dumping so much money on Ukraine while Texas is freezing to death?

>> No.52987876

is that still a thing??

>> No.52987878

Realistically she makes more like 60k and complains about being unable to afford anything living in manhattan on such a low salary.

>> No.52987882

gme missed their earnings report despite the fact that they were expecting negative returns
they still can't turn a profit

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>> No.52987890

Damn that MAXR pump earlier this week. I sold in Narch for a tiny profit

>> No.52987893

>buy a video game retailer who's burned over a billion dollars of cash and still is not even close to profitable right before a recession hits

>> No.52987897

this is a normal work from home day, why does this bother you.
everyone knows hr does jack shit

>> No.52987900

sure lets talk about /gme/
the current cope is that you retards are going to have a short squeeze when its barely 20% shorted
mother fucking bbby is is more shorted than gme you coping retards

>> No.52987905
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we don t donate to ukraine. we donate to US company to buy weapon to send to ukraine/rebuild ukraine. trust the plan bro. nobody give a shit of people freezing in US and if you do....what are you ? pro Putin ? where do you work so i can give you some social justice. pic related is an advice on not freezing to death

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Just got some Crunchy Cookie M&Ms
Long MARS.... oh wait, they're privately own

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it s coming. the MOTHER of all squeez. in 2 weeks. don t miss on that

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this. gov should mandate all company to be public

>> No.52987932

>It’s already passed both house and senate. It’s going through before Christmas. Happy holidays and when it gets passed we will have Santa rally
shouldn't the rally be on friday? Biden's obviously going to sign it, so it should go that day if it already passed the house.

>> No.52987935

SOXS puts are priced for the chop. SOXL puts are the play.

My 19yo GF confirms.

She said
And then choked on my fat dick so that bearish SOXL. We ride and we ride at dawn.

And all of it is yours and mine
And all of it is yours and mine
So let's ride and ride and ride and ride

Oh singin', la, la, la, la, la-la-la-la
La, la, la, la, la-la-la-la
La, la, la, la, la-la-la-la

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is there people here paying their rent since march 2020 ?

>> No.52987956
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She said, "Hey, babe
Take a walk on the wild side"
I said, "Hey, honey
Take a walk on the wild side"

And the colored girls say
"Doo do doo do doo do do doo..."

>> No.52987969

>It’s already passed both house and senate. It’s going through before Christmas. Happy holidays and when it gets passed we will have Santa rally
I double checked. hasnt passed the house yet. its actually still getting voted on friday in the house:

Democrats control the house so it'll probably pass. What're good stock pics that the bill will influence?

>> No.52987985

What happened to that chart that showed SOXL going to like 400 in a few years? That's the brand of hopium I need right now

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you play dress up too ?

>> No.52988004
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Wat. How is BRK up on the year, isn't AAPL a significant plurality of their holdings?

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-20 F

>> No.52988026

That’s a 18 year old black girl I fucked raw in all holes btw. She swallowed my load like a good girl.

Do I have STDs? Probably. Haven’t been tested ever. Fucked hundreds of girls. My dick does get hot sometimes and it has burned when I peed in the past but whatever. Also I think I’m going crazy with syphilis cause I feel my brain getting hazy but that’s neither here nor there. I get mad money and fuck loads of bitches. When they want a condom I pretend to put it on or sometimes even do then I get em bent over and pull it off to fuck em deep and raw. Fuck the rubbers. We grinding raw.

Have I been tested? Nope. Not in my life. I just tell them I’m tested and clean and haven’t had sex in a long time despite fucking different girls ever other day.

I feel bad for the young white girls cause I’ve been told by old partners they had herpes and HPV , I’m sure I gave it to em, oh well. Sucks to suck. It’s going deep in your throat and pussy bitch. I’m cumming inside her either way.

If a bitch wants a condom for a blowjob I straight up call her an Uber.

who else here is an options gambling sexual degenerate?

I know most of you are losers but I can’t be the only one who’s slaying

>> No.52988043

Can you imagine the disappointment?

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Nah, yeah.

>> No.52988057
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>Novak says Russia is ready to cut oil output in response to the cap, and may cut by 500k-700k barrels per day.
>Novak says early 2023 Russian oil output may fall 5% to 7%. BBG cites RIA
That's OK, Russia, we know your wells are collapsing due to the lack of Western oil experts. It makes no difference.

>> No.52988058

why dont you get treated for your stds mr moneybags

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I miss scoopsies, like a lot...

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>> No.52988093

what's the difference between pbr.a and pbr

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is it worst than seeing your daughter being an influencer ? https://clips.twitch.tv/ToughPreciousPigCharlietheUnicorn-n-bOLbemgTGwFUFZ

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yes, whomst do I speak to regarding a refund

>> No.52988112

Damn white pill image of the day.

>> No.52988124

I probably should. I’m also pretty sure I have pretty bad gum disease cause my lymph nodes are swollen and my bottom gums hurt. My teeth feel loose cause they wiggle.

DESU I don’t really care enough. I, chillin here drinking good whiskey and chain smoking. I’ve had a good life. I’ve got piles of gold and silver bars / coins in my safe, enough guns and ammo to defeat the British again and no children to pass it on to.

The girl who is currently in my house sucks and not in a good way.

Idk what I’m doing with my life but I do know that SPY is going lower.

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A refund? Shirley, you jest!

>> No.52988132

I need to cancel the puts i wrote on intel, shattner. Beam them up

>> No.52988138
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If stocks rule society, and all stock charts are littered with trapdoor parabolic bubbles, does that mean all of society’s data will eventually turn into a trapdoor bubble? Will population, food production, energy, all turn into a bubble chart?

>> No.52988157

It's a big state that likes to do business, and doesn't have an overwhelming urge to destroy itself just to show how woke it is. On the other hand they replaced a large portion of their population with non-whites and liberal transplants, so the future is uncertain at best for them.

>> No.52988162

Like I think I don't do much for what I make but God damn I guess the bar for what productivity means is just that low. I should demand a raise. You inspired me ok-looking lady.

>> No.52988167

Powell is right we need 90% unemployment fuck this

>> No.52988173

Christmas! 3 days away :)))

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Literally me a year ago. Now I have a table as well. 2023 will feature chair ownership.

>> No.52988181
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Whats your guys creepypasta conspiracies about stock market and finance in general?

>> No.52988203

It was a dark and stormy night, and I was huddled in front of my computer, frantically checking my stock portfolio. I had invested heavily in a new biotech company, and the stock had been soaring for weeks. But as the storm raged outside, the stock suddenly took a nosedive.

I couldn't believe it. All of my savings, gone in an instant. Desperate, I began frantically trading, trying to recoup my losses. But the more I traded, the more I lost. My hands shook as I watched my life's savings evaporate before my eyes.

Just as I was about to give up hope, I received a strange message in my inbox. It was from an unknown sender, and the subject line read: "I can help you get your money back."

I hesitated for a moment, but my desperation got the best of me. I clicked on the message and was greeted with a simple offer: "Invest in my company, and I promise you'll see a return on your investment unlike anything you've ever seen before."

I was skeptical, but I didn't have much to lose at this point. So I transferred what was left of my savings to the mysterious sender's account.

And that's when things started to get really strange. The stock shot up overnight, and within a week, I had made back all of my losses and then some. I couldn't believe my luck.

But as the days went by, I began to notice strange occurrences around my house. Shadows moved in the corners of my eyes, and I heard strange noises in the night. And then, one morning, I woke up to find that all of my money had vanished from my account.

I never found out who the mysterious sender was, or where my money went. All I know is that I'll never make the same mistake again.

>> No.52988242

That it’s all true and the Jews aren’t behind it all and we really are just waging war against each other with numbers

>> No.52988248

Funny thing is this image is meant to be "the state of wagies" but typically expired product has to be thrown away no exceptions. If this is a retail store of course, if it's a boss who brought his shit in that he didn't want anymore then LOL

>> No.52988276

Your body is in dire straights anon, that gum shit is bad as fuck and will kill you. Your lymph nodes are swollen because the infection is constantly being fought off and eventually its going to win. Treat yourself bro, no amount of time or money can buy health back once its gone and its not yet too late for you. If youre gonna have a million bucks then why not feel like it too?

>> No.52988277

not even a conspiracy theory, but the secondary market for stocks is basically entirely imaginary because the valuations are insane. it used to be p/e, price to book , price to revenue growth. Dividends and stock buybacks sometimes prop up the price, but not to anywhere near a sane rate of return. IF the stock market was priced fairly like bonds the s&p 500 would probably be at 2000 max

there was no reason for tesla to be $300, there was no reason for carvana to be $300, there was no reason for coinbased to be $300.

it's literally just random prices that people think are fair for no reason

>> No.52988284

Also that's not an "agent" that's a Blues Brother

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Housing hasn't even meaningfully corrected yet dumbfuck, Fed hasn't done enough fast enough

>> No.52988306

Hope this storm takes out all the homeless people in my city.

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Nobody is in total control of anything. Most conspiracies end up with some sort of agency, group, or people leading events how they see fit. But nobody is in charge at the end of the day. Events unfold, some more chaotically than others.

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Central banking and Jews. Read a non pozzed history book

>> No.52988333

Zoomers really listen to generic trash

>> No.52988340

Yea that’s what I think but I love my career. I know I have more money than I will ever make working but I still enjoy it. I fly jets. I’m a captain and I make this shit happen.

I do need to take more personal time off m I should use my benefits and get healthcare. I know this.

I can’t get no satisfaction.

Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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>$4.15 an hour at 14
I wish I could slowly torture to death every fucking boomer

>> No.52988345
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I feel you.
t. public library worker

>> No.52988397

If you dont treat yourself, figuratively and literally, then youre going to end up stuck in some shithole long term care facility treated by niggers who unplug your monitors to charge they sail phone as you slowly rot. Its not like you will have a quick death, there will be plenty of time for regrets. Get the help you need anon and maximize your potential shitposting time in this life.

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It's freezing out. Bobo stay away tomorrow please. Just let us have a descent Christmas before you wreck shit again. Thanks Bobo that is all

>> No.52988481

Surely natty gas can't dip MORE tomorrow

>> No.52988494

I Just bought some today looking for a flip. Shit show is low

>> No.52988504


>> No.52988512

>reddit spacing

>> No.52988515
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I hate anus tonguers (aka jannies) so fucking much it's unreal bros

>> No.52988518

it's the irish

>> No.52988559
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I know most people hate it, I used to hate it too, but I have learned to rejoice the

>> No.52988589

You say that but I bet I can get the high score.

Nobody pays attention to blacks.

> sheeeit this nigga took a 30-06 to the chest just like the last fity niggas
>gotta be anoddah gang shooting

-Sgt. Romero Hernando Cortez Gonzalez VIII

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i dont mind crabbing, its not violent, and allows me to Dollar Cost Average into lower stock market prices

>> No.52988635

How exactly does housing correct when rates are high so no one wants to buy or sell, plus there is no good supply increases in sight? The housing market is crippled and is the real casualty of all of this overly zealous rate hiking.

My portfolio at least pays dividends and can recover and I can buy more stock easily. But now very few will be able to buy or sell a house (I.e. even move for work in another area, etc.)

>> No.52988639
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I still have three separate sets of butterfly spreads expiring tomorrow on different shit and different ranges

>> No.52988647

>holding butterflies

Pic a direction faggit.

>> No.52988656

With butterflies most people do pick a direction you absolute moron

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buy intel

>> No.52988670

Then those people are absolutely retarded.

Butterflies are for crab markets.

The absolute state of options newbs.

>> No.52988683

Butterflies are for picking a target range, irrespective of crabbish, bearish, or bullish. Obviously you've never traded them much

>> No.52988702
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This is how a real Chad folio looks.

Your narrow profit range is bad and you should feel bad.

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>> No.52988711

what program/brokerage do you even use?

>> No.52988722
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>imagine betting a specific range cause you are to scared to bet on a straight up direction.

Here, you dropped this.

>> No.52988743

I remember a few days ago some faggot anons on here were saying I "wasn't gonna make it" because I didn't believe the green futures would amount to anything.
/biz/ should be shutdown by the FBI because its members are retards.

>> No.52988744

That’s think or swim with TDAgoyimtrade

We like to trade options around here.

This faggit doesn’t even know his greeeks. He’s probably long theta nd gamma, I bet he is even short vega and doesn’t even realize it.

LMAO even.
Do you even

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Im +78% in the past month alone, and I'm wrong alot. Open up 1DTE or 2DTE butterfly at euro close. Close before the bell same day. +15 to 20%. Or hold overnight, close in the morning usually+40%. Sometimes I'm wrong on direction and short the bottom, it gaps up against me the next day, still close +30% because of the bleed on the theta decay It's fucking awesome. But keep making that peasly 4% per month

>> No.52988758

People that thought they HAD to buy a house in 2021 could feel the squeeze that comes with a harder economy. Sales could happen to avoid bankruptcy, forclosure, or job loss. No one expects another '08 style liquidity crunch but housing did go down some during dotcom due to those other factors.

>> No.52988760

Most options seem like dogshit for their price honestly. Maybe it's just because of the volatility this year though. I'm not spending premium on calls and puts that requires 15% moves to break even 1 year from now or it's worthless.

I feel like youre all gamblers

>> No.52988761
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Pump or dump today? And why?

>> No.52988763

that's impressive but if you're euro you're paying 74% in taxes gl bozo

>> No.52988765
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The stock market is getting FUCKED

>> No.52988766
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Post your Greeks you filthy casual.

>> No.52988773

because it's santa clause and i've been a good boy

>> No.52988775

No I'm american

>> No.52988783

The gammas get scary and it shakes me out early on expiry days if I still have em, or I would be up alot more

>> No.52988806

>Im +78% in the past month alone, and I'm wrong alot. Open up 1DTE or 2DTE butterfly at euro close. Close before the bell same day. +15 to 20%. Or hold overnight, close in the morning usually+40%. Sometimes I'm wrong on direction and short the bottom, it gaps up against me the next day, still close +30% because of the bleed on the theta decay It's fucking awesome. But keep making that peasly 4% per month
tell us more.
what stocks do you use? european or american style options?

>> No.52988815

greeks arent real lmao

>> No.52988817

QQQ, TQQQ, and SQQQ mostly

>> No.52988828

How much did you start with?

>> No.52988830
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Doesn't selling butterflies have a horrible risk reward because the max loss is way higher (5-10x) than the premium? How do you avoid getting pwned on a max loss that wipes out your gains?

>> No.52988832

it takes alot of money to sell a spread though right?

>> No.52988833

I buy them I don't sell them

>> No.52988836

if you rely on theta decay you're selling i thought

>> No.52988841

How do condors stack up against butterflies to you?

Do you only do iron butterflies or butterfly spreads?

>> No.52988851

Niggas can’t handle this hard short delta and gamma. Balls to the wall long Vega innit son.

Theta gonna protect me and carry this hard short position to the promised land.

SPY goes up 5% I’m down a little and will martingale this shit to be even or up in a day. SPY goes down 5% I’m up massively.

>> No.52988853

ahh, you are using the volatility of the qqq style stocks to make sure it goes into the profitable range for your butterfly.

>> No.52988861

I see, so that would be the opposite with a great risk reward but low probability where most buys lose. How do you know when's a good time for crab to increase your chances?

>> No.52988868

Even though you buy the butterfly, you are selling the two strikes, and so those two they decay. And it's weird how it works because you don't have to get in the money ever, just being anywhere near one edge at some point while never even crossing can still make you money depding on when you bought it and where everything was then

>> No.52988871

After large moves there may be a crab in the opposite direction, and after the morning shakeouts shit may crab

>> No.52988877

If you have a margin account you only need the different between the strikes.

>> No.52988879

Weak pump to keep it in the crab range

>> No.52988894
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I will long nasdaq with a x40 leverage at premarket . wish me luck.

>> No.52988904

I feel bad for that kid. Seems like some dude just looking for attention by making his kid wage. Not a chance any kid of mine will work retail or fast food. Don't need some melanin rich baddie killing my kid over a chicken nugget

>> No.52988918

Please teach me! I want out of the wage cage for good!

>> No.52988920

You don't want to serve anybody that is so impatient and poor that they can't buy a burger or wait for it and have to spend $0.50 for the 2-minute version, including myself.

>> No.52988921

Butterflies are commission intensive trash positions for rubes.

If you are really stumped for a direction then just buy a put and a call. If you have portfolio margin the sell them (implying anyone where is even close to having portfolio margin). Whichever one eats shit close the opposite and cover the side remaining. Close aforementioned spread when it’s up money.

Congratulations; you have now massively outperformed a butterfly using normal market volatility. It’s literally free money. You can do this in indexes until you are trading deep into eight figures where you will become the market and then you need to fill em in lots.

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Im down 4% already

>> No.52988951

upvoting to save this for later

>> No.52988967

Will we see AMZN stock dump down below $80 by the end of the year or no? I need some delicious slurps!

>> No.52988970

So you have deep 8 figures?

>> No.52988984

It's fun but it's nerve wracking. That's all I do is butterflies everday (besides scalping oil and nat gas on the side). I feel like I'm in some sort of weird niche

>> No.52988994

They are great, and I diagonal them all the time when I need to, easy to constantly adjust my Greeks by going diagonal when I'm wrong to adjust my risk

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>> No.52989037

Neh, I have low 8 figures.

Filling 100 lots of SPY options is no big thing but I’m sure once you get into 1000 lots it’s not easy.

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>> No.52989047

Post Greeks plz. I wanna see what other people are doing.

>> No.52989064

I bought spy calls before close

>> No.52989067
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i am heemed

>> No.52989074
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Well you can easily make 15% on a play tomorrow just for fun and some Christmas bonus money if you wanted to and close out before the bell and be risk off, but you won't. Anyways, what are you trading tomorrow if anything?

>> No.52989076

I bought January puts with half my portfolio and I tend to be a pretty lucky boy in the long run, wish you luck though.

>> No.52989077

Kek, i also got btfo

>> No.52989085

im not heemed but i lost all my gains from the previous two times playing it cause i doubled my position KEK

>> No.52989088

Well im only low 6 figs, so if you really got 8 figures then you don't need to listen to me, you're doing way better than I am

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i am simply holding for a nat gas super spike and cannot lose!

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>> No.52989114
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this is for you king

>> No.52989128
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Any particular reason why it's down again?

>> No.52989141

it's very cold right now, but it's going to be really warm soon, and draws from US supply were higher than expected. As a brief summary. Also, lower than expected heating bills.

>> No.52989160

Well it's a super shit coin, so it could pooomp up again at any random moment it seems if it wants to (side dish of hopium, I know)

>> No.52989164

I have long SPY puts in the back month hedged with front month at a lower strike ALA. acallmeder spread. Also short GLD with a calendar spread and short SOXL also with a calendar.

Was long puts in all going into yesterday and hedged em all into calendar spreads to stay short delta while remaining long Vega and short gamma but with a short theta component trimming the deltas for a bounce. We got a bit out a bounce so it’s working.

Will see how we open tomorrow. May cover the hedge if the bounce continues. If we crash I’ll let it go and let the casino close it with the hedge.

>> No.52989169

I will join you brother, see you in a couple of hours

>> No.52989199
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Yes anon. It's oversold. The 3 Day RSI is lower than it has been since MAY of 2019.
Same with weekly RSI.
Plus daddy Elon just promised not to sell anymore stock for a while.
We're bouncing hard but you wouldn't believe it.

>> No.52989210

Yea if I had that much money I would probably do alot of calenders and diagonals or double diagonals and long term shit to be safe, but I usually trade really short term and close shit out and keep alot of cash so I don't get over leverage and fucked because they way I trade I need a lot of cash to keep my sanity

>> No.52989238
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Give me some of that hopium

OIL chads we cant stop winning

>> No.52989243

Is making $26/hr at 23 bad? I'll finish my degree in a year, but without any skills or certs is $26 the best I could get?

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Nat gas is gonna pooomp again come some day oil baron, you will see, I just know it! I'm just not gonna sell it til it does is all

>> No.52989261

Wtf was that

>> No.52989262

Futes are red , im fucked

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Whatever you don't like means nothing til reports hit

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Alright faggot, it's been a week
ready to admit you're wrong yet, dumbfuck bull?

>> No.52989298

To be quite frank the calendar spreads are all hedges nd half of them were too early. I went into yesterday straight up long a suicide stack of long puts on SPY and SOXL.

I legged I to a GLD short calendar cause I hold many tens of thousands of dollars in physical gold,and silver and had closed a massive long HDX position yesterday for a profit plus dividend.

If I were cashgamg it would be hard. With a small account I’d leg into a 400/420 call 350/330 put position in feb.

They call it a condor. We round here hold options so imma call it building a position.

Sell the front side calls and buy the backside puts on the bounce, sell the frontside puts on the dip as you buy the backside calls. You’ll be statistically in the money. Trade it a s it moves. Double the long calls if we continue down or double the puts on a bounce.

I can only give you so much. Try to keep the theta and Vega positive with the delta and gamma negative if you know what’s good for you.

>> No.52989299

Kek i am down 12% on my nasdaq long

>> No.52989320

Why does it say I wrote that? It wasnt me

>> No.52989344

I realized that won’t work for poorfags cause of hard margin. Buy puts and calls 30 delta away. One will go up. Sell five strikes away from it after its up 50% and buy outside of it then wait. Once it swings 25%+ of the other side sell five strikes away and flip em. Go long back month and sell front month to be fancy with your Greeks.

You have now legged into an iron condor and have nearly 100% chance of profit.

Rinse and repeat to beat the 7% daily inflation.

>> No.52989426

Why is nasdaq shitting right now?

>> No.52989427
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This. Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.

>> No.52989461

Economy is shitting, institutions are unloading. and a partridge on a pear tree.

>> No.52989491

Banks and big funds trying to show a paper profit and balance their books before the end of the year. Things with actual value and utility will be bought back in the new year.

>> No.52989497

How much we supposed to move one way or another with the data coming out in few hours?

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If you sell, you're a weak faggot getting shaken out before prices explode in January.


>> No.52989514

>All down over 50%
I know it’s not time to buy yet, but is it worth getting into these at some point in 2023?

>> No.52989516

Mutt bros are you okay?

>> No.52989521

Anything lower than expected on inflation and the markets gonna pop 2%

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Yea, it's cold as fuck, but we're starting to get used to these weather mod attacks from HAARP or whatever they are using these days

>> No.52989535

No. I would wait until AMZN stock is below $70 and p/e ratio decreased even more. Not worth it right now imo.

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>> No.52989541

Im used to -20°C in europe but i imagine the normie warm state anon could be in trouble.
Stay strong anon