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52984825 No.52984825 [Reply] [Original]

>record scratch
>freeze frame
>"Sooooooo, yeah, I bet right now you're probably wondering how I got here, huh?"
>footage rewinds through the entire movie like a VHS tape
>stops at a crying bloody fetus covered in various muddy fluids being lifted up and accidentally dropped by some doctors
>"Kids in America" starts playing

>> No.52984953

>>52984825
>stops at crying bloody fetus
>[voiceover] No not that far!
>film fast forward to Gisele kissing SBF on the cheek and a montage of him meeting with powerful Democrats while upbeat pop punk plays in the background
>[voiceover] Ahh now that’s more like it. Yep I used to be on top of the world. I had it all…

FTFY

>> No.52984966

>>52984825

lmao dude looks skinny. they have him on a diet and working out in the prison yard huh. i hear sex (getting pounded in the ass) is good cardio

>> No.52985115

hes already out on bail kek

>> No.52985142

>>52984825
>you see it all started with the released of pirate of the Caribbean, starring Johnny Depp

>> No.52985151

>>52985115
HE ONLY HAAAAD 100K TO HIS NAAAME

>> No.52985246

>>52984953
so who's going to play SBF in the inevitable biopic?

>> No.52985258

Jew lost a ton of weight by all the forced BBC anal sex and inhumane prison food lyl