I opened an etsy shop

[Anonymous No.52984597]

Is this THE bottom signal?

[Anonymous No.52984616]

>>52984597
If people (you) are completely forgetting about crypto, then yes.

[Anonymous No.52984650]

>>52984597
and what authentick hand-produced artisan drivel is one purveying?

[Anonymous No.52984671]

>>52984650
I'm producing hand made dildos

>>52984616
I've been in crypto since 2016 actually

[Anonymous No.52984788]

>>52984597
>>52984671
I fucking clicked on this thread and instantly I knew it would be dildos. Fuck me there are a lot of degenerates. You're gonna make horse dildos too? High quality silicone? Going funky on the 3D printer making molds? Your sly horndog. I despise your kind, go make a rhinoceros penis and sheer off you sully & silly goose.

[Anonymous No.52984826]

>>52984788
They are just 1:1 or 1:1.25 perfect copies of my cock, I'm trying to create a new need in the customers.

[Anonymous No.52984860]

>>52984597
Hey girl. Rawwr

[Anonymous No.52984871]

>>52984860
You're a frog of fine taste

[Anonymous No.52984878]

>>52984826
Oh lol then you'll probably have no sales at all.

[Anonymous No.52984892]

>>52984826
No one wants to sit on your two inch monster

[Anonymous No.52984903]

>>52984826
>my cock
Probably the most feminine of cocks

[Anonymous No.52984904]

>>52984878
cheap postage tho

[Anonymous No.52984913]

>>52984878
I already made 4 sales in 2 months, a perfect copy of my cock is entertaining someone, somewhere, as we speak.

[Anonymous No.52984960]

>>52984826
4inch *1.25 = 5 inch and it's probably alien looking but most girls who're into alien stuff like it big. 0 sales. Sounds good though with the ladies when you say you have an etsy shop in 3d printing.

Little do they know that you're 3d printing new XXXL 12inch ALIEN ANAL BATTERY PLUG prototype for molding because your globohomo goy slaves were asking for it. Oh and you're also currently mixing two new silicone colors to get that pearly shiny bright pink aka "sissy pink" for your new thick silicone pony dildo with big bulbous head.

[Anonymous No.52984973]

>>52984913
Yeah probably an old german guy. I can guarantee you they're all guys. 100%

[Anonymous No.52984982]

>>52984960
Looking at how you speak you should go back to plebbit

[Anonymous No.52985001]

>>52984973
You now MUST check your mum room and see if you find my cock among the dildos.
You can recognize it because of three red dots at the base, that's my brand logo

[Anonymous No.52985010]

>>52984960
Keked deeply

[Anonymous No.52985072]

>>52985010
>2nd ID to confirm the 1st message
Omg, that plebbit tactic, you should seriously go back, fatty

[Anonymous No.52985107]

>>52985072
anon can you please share a step by step guide on how to create a 1:1 exact copy of your dick as dildo at home? (I'd like to know what it's like to suck my shlong.)

[Anonymous No.52985136]

>>52985107
It's pretty expensive

[Anonymous No.52985241]

>>52985001
Found it. Its 2 inches long, folks.

[Anonymous No.52985247]

>>52985136
just tell me already

[Anonymous No.52985273]

>>52985072
Get bent degenerate baggie

[Anonymous No.52985275]

>>52985241
>2 inches
Must be the 1:1.25 version then.
And still, my 2 inches cock entertained your mum, focusing on the size is for niggers of course.

>>52985247
Do you have at least $1800 to invest in that?

[Anonymous No.52985288]

>>52984597
>Buys unstoppable domain for $20
>Creates e-commerce site using a template in 1 hours
>Accept crypto
>Don't pay the etsy jew a dime and get to start your own brand

Imagine being an etsy bootlicker in this day and age.

[Anonymous No.52985330]

>>52985275
dude just tell us how they're made,

[Anonymous No.52985332]

>>52985288
>Builds domain
>Doesn't have marketplace
>Needs to pay Jew-Google or Jew-Facebook for ads
>Goes in the red if the shop is unsuccessful
Yes, you're a very free nogger, or do you think you can get traffic just by opening a website? Lol.