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I have an interview next week. Can you bros write a letter of recommendation for me?

>> No.52984167

dear sirs/madams

>> No.52984176

>>52984167
I hate niggers.

>> No.52984192

>>52984176
Bloody benchodes you must pay me in gift cards so IRS can't redeem my taxes

>> No.52984207

>>52984167
OP is a faggot and his dedication to cocks is unwavering. Excellent candidate for handling high volume service.

>> No.52984239

>>52984207
At low cost

>> No.52984244

>>52984207
>>52984239
/thread

>> No.52984466

I have known OP for minutes
in all this time, he has commited no atrocities nor, to the best of my knowledge, visibly soiled himself.
such a worker comes but seldom, I'm sure you'll concur.

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52984493

>>52984153
OP is a good frogposter and always frogposts on time. He gets b& daily for frogposting but continues to do so, I think he is a real hero for that. If you employ OP I know that your company will receive top quality frogposting in return.

>> No.52984517

>>52984153
ask chatGPT non ironically. it writes excellent mediocre boilerplate that HR won't read anyway

>> No.52984603

>>52984153
Dear

>> No.52984624

>>52984603
oh Dear.

>> No.52984732

>>52984153
Dear Nigger,

I would highly recommend Mr. [op's name here]. Despite being mentally handicapped and a homosexual he has displayed outstanding resiliency in the face of his obstacles. One example of this resiliency would be how he manages to shitpost on biz EVERY DAY despite being universally hated and called out for his low quality content.

Op's outstanding qualities has earned him a place in my heart. If you give him the chance to work at your organization, I'm sure he wont disappoint!

Yours truly,


-Anon

>> No.52984770

>>52984732
Nice.

>> No.52985431

>>52984732
this

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>>52984153
only if you write a letter of intent for me

>> No.52985543

>>52984153
Dear Employer,

I am writing to highly recommend Anon for any position they may be applying for. Anon has been an invaluable member of our team here at McDonald's, and their hard work and dedication to their job has not gone unnoticed.

As their manager, I have consistently been impressed by Anon's positive attitude and willingness to go above and beyond for our customers. They are always ready and willing to lend a helping hand, and their customer service skills are top-notch.

Anon is also a true team player and is always willing to pitch in wherever needed. They are reliable, punctual, and always willing to take on additional responsibilities. In short, Anon is a true asset to any team, and I have no doubt that they will excel in any role they undertake.

But perhaps most importantly, Anon is a good boy. They are kind, respectful, and always willing to learn and grow. They are the type of employee that every manager dreams of having on their team, and I feel lucky to have had the opportunity to work with them.

So, to answer the question "Who is a good boy?", the answer is Anon. They are a wag-worthy employee and I have no doubt that they will continue to be a top-performing member of any team they join.

Sincerely,
Manager

P.S. Anon has been a real bone-afide asset to our team here at McDonald's. I have no doubt that they will continue to be a top-performing member of any team they join. Woof!

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52985733

>>52984153
I am writing to provide a character reference for Anon, a lads who has been twerking for me for the past two years. As an employeer, I can attest to his diligence, ingenuity, and steadfastness in his endeavours.

Anon has been performing several jobs for me, such as hoshining my shoes and deliverring the daily paper. In all matters, he has displayed the utmost degree of commitment and enthusiasm. His zeal for the task, combined with his strong sense of initiative, has enabled him to take on increased responsibilities in a timely and efficient manner.

He is always punctual and reliable when assigned a duty, and never misses a beat. Anon also has a brillant way with customers. He takes great pains to ensure that they are satisfied with the quality of his work while being equally pleasant and affable.

With these qualifications, I have no hesitancy in recommending him to any demanding role requiring dedication and loyalty. He is an exceptionally determined worker who will be a great asset to any organisation.

Yours faithfully,

Business McMan

>> No.52986863

>>52984153
To Whom it may Concern:

Hire this anon. He probably won't steal all the office supplies, eat the food in the office fridge, and clog all the toilets with his massive shits. Probably.

>> No.52986916

Dear Sir

Yo, this ma muthafuggin nigga. On god this cat be bussin fr. Bruh ain't cappin, he straight groovey.

One love,
Boss nigga

>> No.52987333

>>52984153
Kind Sir,

Of the posting I read, anon is most necessary. He feeds laughter of my village and pays for crown of food to feed all. Please of the buying RajeshCoinInu, it of most value in 2023.

Kindly and kind regards of the most needful,
Pajeet