/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52982646]

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https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
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>List of hedge fund holdings:
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https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>52981102

[Anonymous No.52982660]

first for KOLD

[Anonymous No.52982664]

ARE WE RECOVING FOR A SANTA RALLY YES OR NO

[Anonymous No.52982666]

FIRST FOR THE BOTTOM IS IN

[Anonymous No.52982667]

First

[Anonymous No.52982675]

>>52982646
OIL
ILO
LOI

[Anonymous No.52982677]

Short Squeeze. !!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.52982680]

SPY 385 EOD

[Anonymous No.52982685]

SOULD I BUY CALLS OR NOT ? QUIIIICK /SMG/!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.52982689]

First

[Anonymous No.52982696]

Santa rally?

[Anonymous No.52982700]

>>52982685
two hours ago

[Anonymous No.52982706]

ITS OVER

[Anonymous No.52982709]

bbby bros is it time to buy?

[Anonymous No.52982711]

>>52982685
Just inverse yourself.

[Anonymous No.52982714]

Bears tried to scare me

[Anonymous No.52982718]

I bought some Hormel Foods Corp. (ticker: HRL) because I had a can of chili for breakfast and I really enjoyed it.

Hormel chads ww@

[Anonymous No.52982726]

>>52982714
bears are mean people and should not be trusted

[Anonymous No.52982728]

>>52982666
Satan beat me to it, but God wins in the end, so nope.

[Anonymous No.52982729]

>>52982675
>Reclaiming 78
>Fully backwardated once more

[Anonymous No.52982732]

>>52982685
You too late motherfucker

[Anonymous No.52982753]

Jannies toungue my anus

[Anonymous No.52982756]

>>52982718
Wow based

[Anonymous No.52982767]

>>52982718
Extremely Lynchian.

[Anonymous No.52982768]

I bought

[Anonymous No.52982775]

what in the ABSOLUTE FUCK is going on with Tesla are they going bankrupt?

[Anonymous No.52982777]

>>52982675
how does one buy oil?

[Anonymous No.52982784]

nasdaq will recover 350 pts in the last 30 mins and we end flat

[Anonymous No.52982790]

LET THE MUSIC GUIDE YOU
https://youtu.be/mYPKnSqc2_U

[Anonymous No.52982792]

I tell you what, if my penis were even 1 inch thicker it might pass for normal.

[Anonymous No.52982793]

I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN

I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN

I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN

I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN

I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN

I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN

[Anonymous No.52982797]

bulls are so fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.52982799]

>>52982664
>>52982696
This is such a fucking faggy term, they really couldn't just call it Christmas rally or new years rally?

[Anonymous No.52982814]

>>52982706
someone got to slurp her breast milk

[Anonymous No.52982815]

>>52982775
You know how private equity is getting fucked and forced to mark-to-market? That margin calling sucks in money to TWTR, which sucks in money from Elon, who dumps TSLA shares.

That's in addition to the collapse in the Tesla cult's faith and short sellers glomming on to that momentum.

[Anonymous No.52982823]

>>52982799
because santa is less words. why are you mad they are taking the christ out of christmas?

[Anonymous No.52982825]

>>52982790
Trance is such shit these days. Goddamn.

Here, have some techno.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uquSThcxaCU

[Anonymous No.52982830]

>>52982815
whoa

[Anonymous No.52982844]

>>52982777
First step of the buyer's guide: tinyurl dot com 2p965mhb

[Anonymous No.52982846]

>elon enters the pain box and decides to go to war with the establishment and administrative state
>tsla dumps
wow no one could have seen that one coming!

[Anonymous No.52982850]

>So long as you have money things aren't bad

[Anonymous No.52982854]

Tongue it real good

[Anonymous No.52982859]

Yoooo wtf

[Anonymous No.52982863]

the fuck
why is it pumping now

[Anonymous No.52982866]

>>52982823
>>52982799
no you doofuses it's the Santa rally cause Santa brought you a rally for Christmas

[Anonymous No.52982868]

>>52982823
I'm mad because "santa rally" is a gay, infantile term. It's not even less syllables.

[Anonymous No.52982871]

>>52982646
Just wanted to remind you guys that TA is God and if you got out of your long positions when then MA’s flipped negative on the daily time frame, you would have saved yourself a lot of heartache, and if you went short around the same time (especially if you entered on a reversion to the mean like the 50 DMA) you would be making money now hand over fist instead of losing it trying to catch a falling knife.

Everyone who makes fun of TA is a gigantic faggot who is severely red this year. Serves you right.

[Anonymous No.52982881]

>>52982850
Can't tell if the author is being sarcastic or if the Jewish media unironically wrote that seriously.

[Anonymous No.52982884]

>>52982863
PIVOT WE HIT THE BOTTOM BUY BUY BUY REDDIT BUY

[Anonymous No.52982886]

I am going to eat some spam

[Anonymous No.52982887]

>>52982868
>infantile

what compared to all the cutesy cartoon bears and frogs posted in these generals?

[Anonymous No.52982894]

>>52982850
and that's a good thing!

[Anonymous No.52982903]

>>52982830
Yeah, financial chicanery is a big factor in the TSLA story.

Other than that, they're a fine company (I mean, they've been slapped with a lawsuit alleging racism which, I can't think of a more bullish sign in modern America) but EV cars are still a luxury good that'll get hit during a recession.

[Anonymous No.52982904]

>>52982859
>>52982863
Pullback before the gigadump tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.52982906]

God lol we are absolutely neon green, what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.52982914]

Guys apparantly I still have some GME on my old broker. 47 average lol, do I sell or keep. I have no idea about GME im not following shit about it.

[Anonymous No.52982913]

>>52982850
>hanzhang

[Anonymous No.52982920]

>>52982863
Either MM's trying to force put closure before tommorow's continuation or a genuine belief that this morning's sell off was too strong. Or maybe both.

[Anonymous No.52982921]

>>52982868
t. Grinch

[Anonymous No.52982923]

this is an exact repeat of the pattern on monday

[Anonymous No.52982925]

>>52982799
Santa literally comes with a bag (full of buy orders)

[Anonymous No.52982929]

>AMZN will be below 80 before the end of the year

[Anonymous No.52982935]

I sold half my KOLD

[Anonymous No.52982939]

Hmm govt funding bill almost law. What's in it? Well for starters another 45 billion to Ukraine. Honestly the only thing in it worth a damn of interest to me is the Secure act savings things. Your RMD for your 401k has been pushed out to 75 starting in 2033. You can also punt extra 10,000 into your 401k once your 50 as catch up option.

[Anonymous No.52982940]

Getting the 50% retracement over with before premarket dump tomorrow? Cool

[Anonymous No.52982949]

if aapl and amzn aint rallying then i aint buying

[Anonymous No.52982950]

>>52982935
I'm thinking buy BOIL tomorrow when everyone sees how cold it is everywhere.

[Anonymous No.52982952]

>you told us to BUY the fucking DIP

[Anonymous No.52982957]

The question now begs whether this rally will hold up and continue. I personally am not so sure about that.

[Anonymous No.52982960]

>>52982935
I sold at 15. Feels bad

[Anonymous No.52982961]

>this market

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.52982963]

WE RALLYING BOYS!!!!!!! WOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.52982967]

MPW
>MPW
MPW
>MPW

IS THIS THE SHORT ENTRY IVE BEEN WAITING FOR??

What the fuck happened, why is it rallying so suddenly?

[Anonymous No.52982969]

>>52982929
i didnt find this surprising after i found out most of the warehouse don't make a profit thanks to workers comp.

[Anonymous No.52982970]

HRL pays dividends too

[Anonymous No.52982975]

>>52982935
I just bought UNG calls

[Anonymous No.52982978]

>>52982957
short covering because tomorrow data (pce, income, spending, housing) will be crucial

[Anonymous No.52982984]

So wtf are spy calls going to print if Tesla is still down like this

[Anonymous No.52982982]

Does the market think we are going to get good news tomorrow? Or is this just better positioning for more puts?

[Anonymous No.52982987]

>>52982921
Not him but cleaning up after cubicle cuck holiday parties ruined the holidays for me. They literally had a bunch of adult babies building ginger bread houses in the office last week. In the midst of their company going through hiring freezes and cost cutting measures. What the fuck are they thinking wasting a week on that bullshit. Now they are all worried that the company is going to lay them off. Well that and the fact every single holiday I have employees faking being sick which fucks over the rest of us. Glad this job is going to be over soon.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.52982989]

>>52982799
If you don't like Santa Claus Rallies you can get the fuck out of here! I may be Jewish, but I still know Santa is real.

[Anonymous No.52982991]

>>52982967
Medical Properties Trust Shares Spike Higher; Traders Circulate PR Title 'Steward Health Care Completes Agreement With Lenders to Extend Current Credit Agreement Through December 2023'

[Anonymous No.52982996]

I just fomoed into SQQQ. Financially speaking, what am I in for?

[Anonymous No.52982997]

Please take a good moment of silence to laugh at this dumb motherfucker....!!!!

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH LAUGH AT HIM HAHAHHAHA


LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.52982999]

CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP

[Anonymous No.52983000]

>>52982991
>>52982967
Noooo, snailanon, I was rooting for you!

[Anonymous No.52983001]

>my short puts were down 5k a couple hours ago and now I’m up money on them

lel

[Anonymous No.52983003]

>>52982987
When do you want to discuss the /smg/ startup?

[Anonymous No.52983007]

>>52982987
You could always harass them if you happen to be there while they’re clearing out their desks.

[Anonymous No.52983008]

S&P is gonna dip below the 2020 low isn't it

[Anonymous No.52983009]

I just sold at the devil's number. I'm out

[Anonymous No.52983010]

>>52982999
who would make this image

[Anonymous No.52983019]

>>52982996
if you hold it for another hour they charge you a .95 bp expense ratio

[Anonymous No.52983020]

What happened!? A bunch of you futures posters were hooraying all over thebplace and I come back to spy being down $6 and $11ish at its worst!

Is this place just a psyop to trick me?

[Anonymous No.52983025]

>>52982996
Your supposed to buy TQQQ when SQQQ is up 15% in 2 weeks. Your in for a little profit if it goes to 58 tomorrow or maximum pain when it goes back to 44.

[Anonymous No.52983026]

>>52983003
I don't know yet anon. My life is complete chaos at the moment. Ill have to get back to you.

[Anonymous No.52983027]

>>52983009
No one cares.

[Anonymous No.52983028]

>>52982997
stupid gookposter

[Anonymous No.52983030]

SPX 4000 EoD tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.52983031]

>>52982940
God I hope so.

[Anonymous No.52983035]

>>52983000
MPW also went to $13 and then dumped. It's just a shitcoin. There was an article recently about how the largest hospitals in massachuchu posted their biggest losses yet and somehow MPW's properties in that same area said they posted a profit

[Anonymous No.52983040]

i fantasized about raping the persian girl at the cash register again

[Anonymous No.52983045]

>>52983026
That's fine. I plan to spend some time over the holidays working on it to get a MVP (minimum viable product) working, then we can discuss

[Anonymous No.52983051]

>>52983040
that's a man

[Anonymous No.52983052]

>>52983040
so?

[Anonymous No.52983058]

>>52982987
You should talk your boss into one last holiday party for all your soon to be ex employees. Give out prizes like unpaid time off or something just as useless to them.

[Anonymous No.52983060]

>>52982997
Seething gook lover.

[Anonymous No.52983069]

Uh oh crypto bros, our queen went down...

[Anonymous No.52983071]

>>52983052
her name is cap barista and she worked at a coffee shop where thots dress like that and advertise their onlygoys

[Anonymous No.52983074]

>>52983052
what's wrong with her lips? are they photoshopped?

[Anonymous No.52983078]

>>52983040
I mean, you can just ask her out and fuck her without the funny business mate. Assume the close.

[Anonymous No.52983080]

If I ever find out one of you holds C in your portfolio I will literally fight you. What a god awful company, dealing with them is harder than pulling your own teeth

[Anonymous No.52983082]

>>52983060
>>52983028

[Anonymous No.52983087]

>>52983035
I bought some deep itm puts to go short on shares. You're welcome if it goes to $15.

[Anonymous No.52983088]

Mutant fish bros WW@?

[Anonymous No.52983094]

>>52983080
I always use Citi ATMs in an attempt to put the squeeze on them.

[Anonymous No.52983096]

>>52983074
that's called lipstick, anon..

[Anonymous No.52983098]

>>52983040
Does she wear a head scarf?

[Anonymous No.52983104]

>>52983074
It's lipstick applied outside of her regular lip boundaries to make them look bigger. Women, I'll tell you what.

[Anonymous No.52983105]

>>52983027
How much did you lose today?

[Anonymous No.52983106]

>>52983052
yeah that is a male

[Anonymous No.52983110]

>>52982863
there's usually a pump near EoD, followed by an after-hours dump and then even bigger dump in the morning

[Anonymous No.52983112]

>>52983058
I've fired the last worthless employee. There are only 3 of us left now. The owner of the company doesn't even know what to do which is sad. I texted him last night and told him I fired the crack whore employee, and his response was "what do we do now?" We do nothing, we carry on business as usual.

[Anonymous No.52983139]

i made 1,5k profit today bobros.

[Anonymous No.52983143]

>>52983112
You fired the Herpes plague queen? How dare you disrespect Nurgle like that.

[Anonymous No.52983145]

>>52983082
Silly gook fetishist

[Anonymous No.52983148]

WHOA BLACK BETTY BAM AM LAM

[Anonymous No.52983151]

>>52983139
Nice

[Anonymous No.52983154]

>>52983139
I made 950 selling my SQQQ at 55.50

Feels ok, longs got crushed but portfolio crab sideways

[Anonymous No.52983162]

>>52983139
short selling should be illegal

[Anonymous No.52983174]

>>52983162
If it was, we probably wouldn't be down half as much for the year. Bunch of faggot speculators.

[Anonymous No.52983176]

>>52983148
jews are the master race so it makes sense that they would be our leaders.

[Anonymous No.52983177]

>>52983143
Yes, very aggressively. I screamed at the top of my lungs to get the fuck out. Luckily the building was empty or that would have been bad. I was that mad though.

[Anonymous No.52983179]

>>52983148
jews are fleeing the democrats

[CoffeeGang No.52983181]

>>52983139
Nice Bro, 1k here
we are going to make it

[Anonymous No.52983182]

>>52983154
>>52983139
I also sold SQQQ @ 55.50 and picked up TQQQ for 5k profit. Feels fucking great. I have been bag holding SQQQ When it dropped 20% months ago.

[Anonymous No.52983187]

>>52983162
short selling is good.

[Anonymous No.52983188]

>>52983162
>short selling should be illegal

[Anonymous No.52983193]

>>52983162
I know, I'm sorry!!
I'm just going to keep doing it is all
AHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

[Anonymous No.52983194]

>>52982999
Another work of art
The author just does not miss

[Anonymous No.52983196]

>>52983019
what
aint expense ratio spread out over the entire year?

[Anonymous No.52983198]

>>52983162

[Anonymous No.52983209]

>>52983193
well, frick you!

[Anonymous No.52983211]

I CANT SNEED

[Anonymous No.52983214]

>>52983174
>IT CAN ONLY GO UP! I HAS TO ONLY GO UP! IT JUST DOES OKAY!
Glad I've done my part to rid the market of inefficiencies.

[Anonymous No.52983215]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT DO I SHORT OFF THIS BOUNCE???

[Anonymous No.52983218]

>>52983112
>fired the last worthless employee
And I just found the perfect minifig for her. Well good luck in the future. Your boss doesn’t sound like much of a business owner. A party is still in order though.

[Anonymous No.52983221]

They should make stock trading illegal to everyone below 7 figure net worth

[Anonymous No.52983224]

>>52983211
me too, i can only CHUCK

[Anonymous No.52983223]

>>52983088
>Right after CWSFF
A-are we back?

[Anonymous No.52983246]

Bobo bros, we dined well on mumu steaks today, but the time to get out was a while ago. You're not still hodling your puts, right?

[Anonymous No.52983248]

>>52983162
Short selling weeds out the weak.

[Anonymous No.52983249]

>>52983139
Well done. I got a nice entry on long-dated AAPL puts during the scam pump, so I'm sittin' comfy.

[Anonymous No.52983254]

>>52983221
We should reinstate monarchy and make stock buying illegal to anyone outside of the royalty

[Anonymous No.52983256]

>trade breakouts or breakdowns for the first 2 hours of market open
>win most of them

lmao this daytrading is easy as fuck

[Anonymous No.52983258]

>>52983139
Those are rookie numbers, gotta pump those numbers up!

[Anonymous No.52983264]

>>52983246
Nobody is going to save your bags, retard.

[Anonymous No.52983266]

>>52983215
It mooned and hit resistance on the 1 hour 10 SMA which usually is indicative of a return to shit. I've been clipping consistent wins shorting this sort of action for the last year and longing bottoms that crab for a couple of trading sessions and selling into demand. Rinse repeat.

[Anonymous No.52983267]

>>52983196
Common misconception. They actually choose a range of shares amounting to 0.95% of the float and confiscate them.

Which is a great deal because you don't pay any expense ratio over 99% of the time.

[Anonymous No.52983277]

>>52983254
This but unironically. Peasant rabble were much happier living on estates and having only to worry about tending the fields and what's for dinner.

[Anonymous No.52983278]

uh oh

[Anonymous No.52983282]

>>52983246
Anon, I loaded up on an even bigger short position on that fake bounce the moment it started pushing into resistance. I'm going to have a great Chanukah this year.

[Anonymous No.52983284]

>>52983264
>line go down indefinitely
>it's a sure thing
>incaptable of both fundamental and technical analysis
>just has a gut feeling that this is the case
Bakas like you always lose their money.

[Anonymous No.52983286]

HAHAHAHAHA What a fucking joke

[Anonymous No.52983288]

>>52983218
Kek well you can still make Lego scenes with her as a homeless gutter slut.

[Anonymous No.52983296]

>>52983254
Good thing I purchased a few of those lordships in Scotland.

[Anonymous No.52983298]

>>52983278
I'd want to see that back to 2000.

[Anonymous No.52983300]

>>52983284
Bull nigger talking about fundamental analysis like things aren't still retardedly overpriced

[Anonymous No.52983307]

>>52983182
I only make small plays. Maybe I should be bolder about leverage etfs, but I think it pays to be cautious in this environment

[Anonymous No.52983315]

>all this short covering into PCE
Yeah I'm thinking a MELTUP SANTA RALLY is imminent on this bullish print tomorrow. 4000 SPX EOY at a MINIMUM.

[Anonymous No.52983317]

>>52983278
>Only shows info that happened during the bull market phase

[Anonymous No.52983323]

>>52983286
You did buy the dip right anon?

Right?

[Anonymous No.52983326]

>>52983296
KEK

[Anonymous No.52983329]

>>52983258
i lost so much money past few months it was nice to just get a win again.

[Anonymous No.52983347]

>>52983323
Oh yes I bought more SOXL today

Got my average down to 29 :')

[Anonymous No.52983356]

>>52983246
>t. Mumu larping as bobo
Man im really thinking some of you just try to psyop each other and the scrapers, yet ur stoll popr

[Anonymous No.52983369]

>>52982970
cage needs to get his so in sports or somethings, the kid is fat.

[Anonymous No.52983372]

Anyone got the article on Apple and the hiring debacle for 2023?

[Anonymous No.52983397]

I TRIED TO WARN YOU BOBO

[Anonymous No.52983398]

Did we get too cocky bobo-chuds?

[Anonymous No.52983404]

>>52983329
>>52983329
>i lost so much money past few months it was nice to just get a win again.
/smg/ Bobos don't lose money
IT'S AN IMPOSTER
GET IM
GET IIIIIIM

[Anonymous No.52983415]

>>52983277
oh yeah and how do we know that?

[Anonymous No.52983416]

I've made so much money shorting small cap shitcos this past year I'm kind of afraid to keep doing it at this point

[Anonymous No.52983423]

DING DING DING!


How’d you do today /smg/?

I made a bit of a degenerate options gamble yesterday and despite the end of day Jewish scamming turned a tidy profit.

[Anonymous No.52983425]

Is there no after-hours today, or is my Fidelity ATP just bugging out again?

[Anonymous No.52983427]

>DING DING DING!

Well, how did you do today, anon?

[Anonymous No.52983431]

i bought 0dte spy puts mid day to ensure we didn't go lower, you're welcome

[Anonymous No.52983434]

>>52983282
What did you short brother?

>>52983266
And you’re just playing the index?

[Anonymous No.52983442]

>>52983431
thank you for your sacrifice

[Anonymous No.52983448]

>>52983425
Shouldn't be any holiday fuckery until Monday, when everything's closed for present unwrapping.

[Anonymous No.52983452]

>>52983431

>>52983448
Yeah, my connection was just buggy

[Anonymous No.52983464]

>>52983188
Kim dot com?

[Anonymous No.52983471]

>>52983423
>How’d you do today /smg/?
I don't want to talk about it.

[Anonymous No.52983482]

>AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52983492]

We're gapping up tomorrow. Economic data don't matter, fundamentals don't matter, technicals don't matter. Degens will meme a santa rally into existence whether it makes sense or not.

[Anonymous No.52983507]

>>52983492
post your positions please

[Anonymous No.52983512]

>>52983423
>>52983423
>>52983427
I'm down 3%. Which isn't bad considering my leverage. I bought JEPI and JEPQ today. And sold some 30DTE QQQ puts. Not a terrible day.

[Anonymous No.52983530]

after a -9% decline, Tesla's PE has declined from 40 to a whopping... 38.73

[Anonymous No.52983534]

whelp, no steam games this christmas lmao

[Anonymous No.52983539]

>>52983423
Up 5%

[Anonymous No.52983542]

>>52983534
I bought a tavern keeper game for my autism and the original dawn of war.

[Anonymous No.52983549]

>>52983423
I got fucked

[Anonymous No.52983558]

>>52983423
+0% cash gang can't lose

[Anonymous No.52983571]

>>52983534
The Witcher 3 just got an update so it might be time for me to replay it.

[Anonymous No.52983575]

>>52983507
:)

[Anonymous No.52983581]

>>52983534
get a year of gamepass ultimate w/ pic related. i dont have an xbox but i play on PC. it's worth it

[Anonymous No.52983590]

fuck tesla

[Anonymous No.52983602]

>>52983534
kek what did you do?

[Anonymous No.52983611]

>>52983492
>technicals don't matter
For what it's worth, we are pretty oversold all across the board

[Anonymous No.52983612]

>>52983423
/cashgang/. I decided not to short last week. Regretting now. That would have been a very good trade.
Here is a photo of my dad and my two older brothers circa 1981. The family has a long history of dealing with shit Canadian weather.
>>52983549

[Anonymous No.52983631]

>>52983423
+29%. Thank you, Tim Apple.

[Anonymous No.52983647]

how do you guys lose money with this? the only time it happened to me was that mistake when i was testing out things and accidentally sold something at 0.20€ loss. i have since learned to keep better track of numbers and all sells were in the green

[Anonymous No.52983658]

We need more margin men like bill hwang

[Anonymous No.52983677]

>>52983647
How to lose money? You enter a trade and refuse to cut loss when it goes wrong way. That's how lose a lot of money.

[Anonymous No.52983703]

>>52983677
just look at the graph and don't be the fool that buys at peak and sells at bottom

[Anonymous No.52983709]

>>52983647
>at 0.20€ loss. i have since learned to keep better track of numbers and all sells were in the green

[Anonymous No.52983710]

I went Canadian Tire and bought new space heater. They had it on sale. Why would you have a sale on space heaters during a brutal cold spell. This is why you should CTC.A. Short Canada, too. The whole thing. Except oil/gas.

[Anonymous No.52983718]

>>52983647
>how do you guys lose money with this? the only time it happened to me
sounds like you'll be rich soon. congrats!

[Anonymous No.52983725]

>>52983703
How long have you been trading, chief? It doesn't sound long.

[Anonymous No.52983726]

>>52983647
>>52983677
I set a stop loss at the bottom, but it got triggered just before Nasdaq had a pump, I hate it

[Anonymous No.52983728]

>>52983709
yes it was a single stock

[Anonymous No.52983733]

>>52982646
Whats elons plan?

[Anonymous No.52983739]

Im gonna ask you motherfuckers one more time do I sell GME for a 55% loss or no

[Anonymous No.52983740]

>>52983710
Because it wont work if you have no power or oil unless you want to burn currywops

[Anonymous No.52983748]

>>52983733
crashing this democracy

[Anonymous No.52983750]

>>52983725
not that long but i wish i had got in earlier. they only recently started offering automatic setup of these services at my bank

[Anonymous No.52983751]

>>52983739
Or you could sell it 50% lower, how does that sound?

[Anonymous No.52983753]

Hey guys. I have until Jan 4th to come up with 9k. Is the stock market going up or down tomorrow? Thanks in advance.

[Anonymous No.52983782]

what are you guys getting on the steam sale?

[Anonymous No.52983783]

>>52983739
Hold for couple more days in case we get Santa rally. Then sell no matter the price.

[Anonymous No.52983784]

>>52983753
i think the correct thing is to position yourself for a bull position but be ready to exit position very quickly if things go the wrong way.

[Anonymous No.52983789]

>>52983753
Down

[Anonymous No.52983790]

>>52983750
k be careful. Beginner's confidence can be a killer.
>>52983740
>burn currywops
yes I was eyeing up my neighbours this morning

[Anonymous No.52983796]

>>52983726
ah i don't use that since they are stocks and i assume that they wont go to 0 with good companies. if i was trying to predict direction i would but i don't want to try something so risky yet

[Anonymous No.52983802]

>>52983753
I bought SQQQ.

[Anonymous No.52983806]

>>52983647
>>52983703
the first one's free

[Anonymous No.52983816]

>>52983753
pce down -> giga green
pce up -> circuit breakers

[Anonymous No.52983818]

>>52983782
I only play chess. And no i'm not giving chess.com any money despite their begging and pleading.

[Anonymous No.52983820]

>stocks deep red
>BTC almost green on the day
>some cryptos are even green
Love to see it.

[Anonymous No.52983822]

>>52983802
>>52983789
>>52983784
2/3 is good enough for Minority Report so it’s good enough for me.

[Anonymous No.52983825]

>>52983782
Cheap anime smut games for all my friends

[Anonymous No.52983828]

>>52983782
Octopath. It's never on 60% off sale. Only 50.

[Anonymous No.52983833]

>>52983718
THE GOOSE IS LOOSE!

[Anonymous No.52983848]

>>52983658
The margin call industry is booming. Just today in fact I had to threaten some punk fund manager that I would seriously escalate this email chain if he didn’t pay up right hecking now

[Anonymous No.52983864]

>>52983790
thanks i will. im not a fool trying to risk his life here so its ok if i lose something but would of course suck. so far i have looked at the mountain graph and try to get some when its down and sell when i can get some profit

[Anonymous No.52983872]

>>52983718
planet fitness has a stock and somehow its doing really well this year

[Anonymous No.52983896]

>>52983872
Stupid memes on tiktok about PF are trending.

[Anonymous No.52983902]

>>52983782
are video games good again?

[Anonymous No.52983909]

>I lose fucking internet just before numbers drop
>can't fucking short
>end up missing out potential gains
I am actually fucking mad. Fuck my ISP.

[Anonymous No.52983918]

TFW when higher powers above talk to you directly. Feels good when investing can be just listen to what the bigs tell you. TFW fighting Algo betas with divine knowledge. TFW post the tips in here sometimes and laugh a lot

Merry Christmas

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.52983926]

>>52983828
I quit playing that before I beat it, but the game was alright. I ended up picking up something else, should probably go back and finish it when I get some time. I thought the mobile octopath game was really good and its free to play too.

[Anonymous No.52983933]

completely missed my chance today, was caught up working. congrats to the bears and anyone else that made money on the obvious reversal. we'll see what tomorrow brings

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.52983941]

>>52983828
>>52983926
Oh I remember what happened, this guy at work was talking about dungeon encounters, so I ended up playing that, and that was a fucking masterpiece.

[Anonymous No.52983947]

>>52983864
I've had so many margin calls. Feels good i bet someone at the broker was like this fhckig nutso again? Because I'd be red lining margin and buying hedge puts to sell the next minute for more buying power to get past maintenance limits

[Anonymous No.52983966]

>>52983909
imagine not having a backup connection for these cases. i always had even when the only thing i could have missed is some 4chan posts

[Anonymous No.52983981]

>>52983782
i sorta wanna get cod but ive been having plenty of fun with DMZ for free

[Anonymous No.52983986]

>>52983909
Fast food places have wifi in usa

[Anonymous No.52984034]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.52984035]

>>52983710
they have been known to do shady shit before. they frequently raise the price of items before putting them on sale so that the "sale price" is just the old retail price.

[Anonymous No.52984048]

>>52983986
just connect your phone to your pc

[Anonymous No.52984056]

>>52983782
Games are free all year round, why worry about 'sales'

[Anonymous No.52984057]

>>52984048
based pda net enjoyer

[Anonymous No.52984063]

>>52983909
what numbers

[Anonymous No.52984077]

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.52984082]

>>52984035
I've heard a story on /biz/ about a guy that bought a bunch of generators, and would take advertisements out in the news paper 4 times a year selling them for 10 times retail value. Then when a hurricane hits he sells them, and if they try to accuse him of price gouging he just uses the advertisements as evidence that was always the price.

[Anonymous No.52984115]

>>52984082
based

[Anonymous No.52984154]

>>52984077
did she trade her dog for a jacket

[Anonymous No.52984159]

My mutant fish are finally getting a look

[Anonymous No.52984173]

>>52984063
Like 10 bux in 1 hour, I won't be mad if it goes up premarket and then gigadumps tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.52984180]

>>52984034
why did it pump today

[Anonymous No.52984208]

is tomorrow dump frens

[Anonymous No.52984229]

whats the danger of investing in small cap uranium exploring stocks?

[Anonymous No.52984252]

>>52984208
today was the bottom.

[Anonymous No.52984258]

>>52984229

You lose 100% of your money and as an owner the bankruptcy court sends you a piece just big enough to kill you, lmao.

[Anonymous No.52984309]

>>52984208
A crash is generally followed up by another red day or a crab. Next week we get a small relief rally

[Anonymous No.52984337]

bros i keep seeing blood in my stool..

[Anonymous No.52984339]

https://streamable.com/1icnip

The GME baggies did not react well to this AT ALL lmao

[Anonymous No.52984343]

bros i keep seeing blood in my stocks..

[Anonymous No.52984382]

>>52984337
Protip: When they told you anal was good for you - they in fact lied. Sorry you had to find out this way, anon

[Anonymous No.52984399]

Bros I keep finding blood in my soul

[Anonymous No.52984413]

>>52984339
what did they do?

[Anonymous No.52984421]

>>52984399
Be grateful you still have one to worry about

[Anonymous No.52984422]

Bros I keep seeing stool in my blood. Are shit injections bad for you?

[Anonymous No.52984429]

MRNA bros.....

[Anonymous No.52984444]

>>52983909
don't have a phone?

[Anonymous No.52984449]

>>52984444
Holy wasted

[Anonymous No.52984454]

>>52982666
>>52982728
>some guy says "wow, I sure am short, you should be short too trust me ;)"
>algorithms dump in unison
Wow
Surely this is only down until the end of the year and not a massive overreaction driven by ai trading and lack of oversight on how ai trading is impacted by memes.

[Anonymous No.52984471]

>>52984429
The D-teams are already on the case

[Anonymous No.52984475]

>>52984309
Good thing this isn't a crash, nu-bobo.

[Anonymous No.52984488]

>>52984154
Yes, to spite her ex-boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.52984507]

how bout that new Z06 huh?
pretty sweet man

[Anonymous No.52984571]

>>52984488
Why would he leave his dog with her

[Anonymous No.52984623]

What will we short on tomorrow’s gap up?
>looking at SI, SBNY, EPR, MPW, KMX, ALLY, AN

[Anonymous No.52984644]

Can this be the next OP pic

[Anonymous No.52984697]

>>52984623
dollars

[Anonymous No.52984714]

New

>>52984712
>>52984712

[Anonymous No.52984715]

>>52984697
You think dxy will gap up?

[Anonymous No.52984802]

>>52982793
>>52982884
>>52982961

>>52983069
>>52983105
>>52983143
>>52984429

I fucked up and have around 70000 shares of small caps, I'm down 15k this month.

[Anonymous No.52984832]

>>52984802
Well 13.3k since after hours went up a bit

I hate this since I was up 38k on the year before december.

[Anonymous No.52984847]

>>52984802
Now what made you think that was a good idea?

[Anonymous No.52984898]

>>52984847
Alcoholism

[Anonymous No.52984916]

>>52984847
But I made 200k over the past couple year and it's in a hysa so it's worked mostly until now.

[Anonymous No.52986458]

>>52982664
Nyes