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52980121 No.52980121 [Reply] [Original]

TSLA suicide general.

Get in here, Musk drones.

>> No.52980516

>>52980121
-10% AGAIN?! WTF WHO ALLOWED THIS, I THOUGHT STOCKS WHERE SAFE

>> No.52980545
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>>52980516
>I THOUGHT STOCKS WHERE SAFE
boomers unironically believe this shit after 14 years of bullrun

>> No.52980596

>>52980545
BUT IT WAS ALREADY DOWN LIKE 70% WTF IT CAN GO LOWER?

>> No.52980661

>>52980596
So what you're saying is it was down 69% today? Nice.

>> No.52980688

>>52980121
>vagin
ok pajeet

>> No.52980694

>>52980688
It's the TSLA logo, retard.

>> No.52980740
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>>52980121
>destroys his company, reputation and net worth just to post boomer MIGA rat memes on twitter while getting made fun of by everyone
Real life tony stark's brain works in mysterious ways

>> No.52980741

>>52980694
It's also Baphomet.

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>>52980121
i wanted to go under 100, so i can buy more. lol every time it dips i just buy more.

>> No.52983229

>>52980740
>reputation
in the current year, reputation means sucking up to money laundering democrats
the absolute state of your cucked brain on HRT, cheering for your favorite side of the controlled political shadow theater

>> No.52983243

>>52980121
Even the Gamestop baggies are outperforming TSLA.

>> No.52984531
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>>52980121
Feel free to laugh.
Tesla is my example of how you get caught on the rope when you are swinging.

the others... well...
that is a different story.

>> No.52984587

eloncucks on suicide watch

>> No.52984598

Tsla $1 waiting room general

>> No.52984635
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>>52984531
Holy shit anon is that real?

>> No.52984646
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Tesla stock was always going to tank as soon as other companies started making innovations to keep up.

The best thing Tesla can do to salvage it's image is pander to old school Americana... Tesla isn't working with China. Makes sense, but really different models need to be available to different markets. Tesla should not try to be like Ford. I think the cars that look kinda like vector graphics are ugly and unlikable. The trucks are simply ahead of their time, the market is fluctuating because of the Twitter fiasco... I would double down on the trucks and do less advertising about batteries. People don't want to hear about the reliability of experimental technology, since batteries have a reputation of losing capacity over time, and also people know batteries haven't had a technology update in some time. Everyone has a battery in their phones so Tesla should avoid talking about batteries.

The stock probably isn't going up to glory day heights anytime soon, but it could see a significant resurgence with a different marketing strategy with an emphasis on design choice a la Steve jobs apple.

>> No.52984665

>>52980121
If vaginas are that small shouldn't my two inch monster do the job?

>> No.52984679

im starting to think america's stock market won't have a recovery bros

>> No.52984731

>>52984646
Furthermore Tesla is seen as a goldmine for investors in other car companies. When investors pull out of Tesla they are going into other companies, so those other card companies are using Tesla as a litmus test and biding their time until popularity wanes. This is a pivotal time for Tesla.

Twitter shouldn't integrate with Tesla, it fuds brand integrity. In fact, the idea of integrating any messaging system with Tesla vehicles is a bad idea and already did it's job as "bad boy" advertising, since texting while driving isn't safe and should held to driver discretion. Tesla should stay out of social media imo and instead leave that to zukk. Tesla vr crossovers in 10 years might be attractive and meta could help with this if it doesn't capitulate.

That's my peace idk.

>> No.52984768

>>52984731
I got one last rec for Elon if he's reading this. What if Twitter coin were a stablecoin?

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>>52984635
yes.

>> No.52984838

>>52980121
ceci ce n'est pas une femme

>> No.52984845

>>52984646
Forgive me for over posting, but it is my personal belief that an industry leader should be strengthening the American culture. America rose to prominence in part because it's media. Right now we live in a world is flat world as far as media is concerned. I may not be correct, but the the things that make America distinct have suffered a bit. Doubling down on Americana might be a good move, in addition to other product lines. People fell in love with Hollywood lights. In the Netflix YouTube age this strikes me as a good move.

>> No.52984853

>>52984795
Oof. Those COIN and DWAC bags are heavy. At least the others have a CHANCE of eventually breaking even.

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>>52984853
I know. COIN was FOMO. Boughted on opening day. N00b move.

DWAC was a bet, not on Drumph, but on the fact that the Truth Socail was going to be an alternative to the FB and Twatter.

i.e. Uncle Ted's : The System's Natest Trick

I will use it as tax loss harvesting. so I got that going for me.

>> No.52984963

>>52984902
I feel you. I fomo'd coin as well but sold around $350 for small losses. Made a grand total of about $40 on DWAC before I said fuck this I don't want to touch this one any more. Good luck anon.

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>>52980516
>I THOUGHT STOCKS WHERE SAFE
Nothing is safe. You will be poor