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>> No.52979983

Dont forget to upvote this thread so we stay on the front page.

>> No.52979989

wot happened to gme

>> No.52979991
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post some nice bobos so i can add to my collections bobros

>> No.52979996 [DELETED] 

we gotta stop giving weapons to ukraine, they're killing a lot of young white men. Fucking kikes

>> No.52979999
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Reminder

>> No.52980003

oil to crash all weekly gains and fall back to 74?

>> No.52980012

bags heavy? market stressful?
no worries, come kek baggies at /GME/ and you'll feel right as rain
>>52979327

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>>52979991

>> No.52980020
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HIGHER

>> No.52980019

BUDDY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI

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Buy oil to stay alive

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Russia tanks moving on Trains to Belarus. Blood reserves arriving in Belarus. Zelensky begging congress for $100s of billions. US troops arriving in Ukraine to operate patriot missile systems.

Put one and two together and see where we're going.

>> No.52980030

>>52979989
Correlation with AMC tanking? How's BBBY?

>> No.52980031
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Short Squeeze will be coming. People will call it a SANTA squeeze.

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>>52979944

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>soxl
It's over.

>> No.52980036

I CANT SNEED

>> No.52980038
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KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME VV

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>>52979991

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>> No.52980051

>>52979944
Checked for this being the bottom of the stock market
Santa Rally starts tomorrow! Buy now, or get left behind in the North Pole with the elves(troons)!

>> No.52980057
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DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BOBO
A REAL BOBO KNOWS HOW TO PLAY HIS CARDS RIGHT
A REAL BOBO NEVER RUNS HIS FUCKING MOUTH BECAUSE A REAL BOBO NEVER STARTS FIGHTS... AND MUMU’S ALWAYS GOTTA HIGH CAP SHOWING ALL HIS BULLS HOW HE SHOT HIM...BUT REAL BOBO’S DONT FLEX NUTS CUZ REAL BOBO’S KNOW THEY GOT EM... AND EVERYTHING IS COOL IN THE MIND OF BOBO CAUSE BOBO’S THINK DEEP. UP THREE SIXTY FIVE AYO 24/7 CAUSE REAL BOBO’S DONT SLEEP... AND ALL I GOTTA SAY TO YOU WANNABE, GONNABE, DIP SLURPING, LOSS EATING MUMU’S IS WHEN THE FIRE DIES DOWN WHAT THE FUCK YOU GONNA DO? DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BOBO...

>> No.52980063

>>52979944
> gdp revised higher because inflation is lower than previously expected
Why are we dumping again?

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>>52979996
>not profiting off the MIC
Please go back.

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WHOA BLACK BETTY

>> No.52980072

Thread theme:
https://youtu.be/TMKPLNIHaio

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>>52980046
cOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHpe mumu

>> No.52980075

I'm so fucking stupid
It's time to go full bobo

>> No.52980076

>>52980003
No, oil is ganna stay alright because we are falling into what is important for survival now and some people need energy to stay alive.

>> No.52980080
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Can some Boglehead please just give me some just-hold hopium? This year has really fucked me up

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Tomorrow will be worse. Much worse.

>> No.52980086

>>52980057
BASED
A
S
E
D

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>>52980047
Go back to /x/

>> No.52980098

>too late to buy puts
>too risky to buy calls
>all cash

>> No.52980099
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LONGER

>> No.52980101

>>52980003
Depends. Is the volume steady?

>> No.52980106

>>52980076
I hope so cause I'm -20% atm

>> No.52980109
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Buy the dip

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>tfw i'm 80% in precious metals waiting to buy the bottom
/pmg/ sends its regards, you shabbos goyim losers

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WE NEED TO SEND ANOTHER 100B TO UKRAINE TO INFLATE THE MARKET, OMG GOYS WE NEED THE PRINTER BACK ON NOWWWWWWWWW

>> No.52980119

>>52980098
all day everyday

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>>52980031
OMG SHORT SQUEEZE! JUST LIKE GME /R/WALLSTREETBETS! UPDOOT!

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>>52980063
Because the line wants to go down, obviously.

>> No.52980128

CHRISTMAS
R
A
S
H

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>> No.52980136

Sloooow dooooown. I missed the last 3 threads. WTF IS GOING OOOOOONNNN?!?!

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>>52980063
>>52980080
>>52980031

>> No.52980142

>>52980109
When will zoomers learn that 2021 isn't coming back?

>> No.52980144

I've wasted 3 days doing nothing of value. I could be making a shitload of money doing what I love, but, instead, I've been wasting time in this shitty website...
fml

>> No.52980148

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU GET OVERBOUGHT
WE TOLD EVERYONE

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>>52980113
Putin is the good guy

>> No.52980160
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We are the Bears
Shufflin' crew
Shufflin on down
Doin' it for you
We'e so bad
We know we're good
Blowin your mind
Like we knew we would
You know we're just
Struttin for fun
Struttin our stuff
For everyone
We're not here
To start no trouble
We're just here
To do the Superbowl shuffle

Well they call me Sweetness
And I like to dance
Runnin the ball
Is like makin romance
We had the goal
Since training camp
To give Chicago
A Superbowl champ
We're not doing this
Because we're greedy
The Bears are doin it
To feed the needy
We didn't come here
To look for trouble
We just come here
To do the Superbowl Shuffle

This is Speedy Willie
And I'm world class
I like running
But I love to get the pass
I practice all day
And dance all night
I gotta get ready
For the Sunday fight
Now I'm as smooth
As a chocolate swirl
I dance a little funky
So watch me girl
There's no one here
That doesn't like me
My Superbowl shuffle
Will set you free

I'm Samurai Mike
And I stop 'em cold
Part of the defense
Big and bold
I've been jammin
For quite a while
Doin what's right
And settin the style
Give me a chance
I'll rock you good
Nobody messin
In my neighborhood
I didn't come here
Lookin for trouble
I just came
To do the Superbowl Shuffle

We are the Bears
Shufflin' crew
Shufflin on down
Doin' it for you
We'e so bad
We know we're good
Blowin your mind
Like we knew we would
You know we're just
Struttin for fun
Struttin our stuff
For everyone
We're not here
To start no trouble
We're just here
To do the Superbowl shuffle

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>>52980136
Red

>> No.52980168

>oversold on the fucking 3 MONTH CHART
Yeah fuck this rigged shit. I'm out.

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>>52980144
>I could be making a shitload of money doing what I love, but, instead, I've been wasting time in this shitty website

>> No.52980173
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A December to remember

>> No.52980177

>>52980161
I can see that but WHY

>> No.52980181

Oil will crab until China demand really picks up and until the dollar starts dumping.
Massive COVID outbreak is going to slow down anticipated re-opening demand.

>> No.52980183

>>52980106
Yeah its fine. I checked over the russian crude oil agreements with euros. Russia isnt ganna do any trades at 60$ ever.

US is putting on buying pressure to fill the reserves and i just checked that germany and poland are now opening up agreements with russia to receive energy from the only remaining pipeline going from russia to germany/poland.

So if that gets blown up ... Welp...

>> No.52980187

I’m having severe chest pain and I can’t feel my feet. What should I do? Also I have no health insurance

>> No.52980189

>>52980153
only now figuring that out?

>> No.52980191

>>52980029
They're doing it to tie down Ukies in the west. Putin's too much of a pussy to roll tanks along the Polish border.

>> No.52980200

Geez couldn't even maintain a rally for more than one day. I was hoping to get a good entry point to short more today but now that's out the window.

>> No.52980201

QQQ -3.8%

Lol, lmao even

>> No.52980205

>>52980171
;_;

>> No.52980209
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Is this oversold level in the room with us right now?

>> No.52980211

>>52980168
CAPITULATE

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any last minute christmas gifts?

>> No.52980220

>>52980029
>people are STILL posting war fud
give it up already, it’s nearly been a year

>> No.52980223

CANCEL ALL ORDERS!

LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER!

CANCEL ALLLL ORDERSSSS!!

>> No.52980227

i have 133k and its all in cash besides 7k in a vanguard value fund
should i start buying more canned goods and a gas generator and a 5000 gallon gas tank and lots more guns and bullets?

>> No.52980229

my MRNA puts are healing

>> No.52980231
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Bro look at the vix

>> No.52980237

this selloff is getting ridiculous with the data we got today

>> No.52980238

>>52980187
Are you a fat fuck? Is it mainly on the left side? Do you have flu/cold symptoms?

>> No.52980240
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>>52980211
Never

>> No.52980243

>>52980187
Breathe slowly anon sounds like you’re having a panic attack

>> No.52980244

>>52980223
BUDDY YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO

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>>52980161
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

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>>52980223
>APPLE COMPUTER

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AMAT and MU make up 15% of my portfolio.

>> No.52980253

>>52980209
>My TA says it's gonna go down!
>But I don't believe your TA that says it's oversold! lol!
Bears are fucking dumb

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AQB AQB AQB!

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MUH RSI

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sers do not REDEEM apple stock. Benchods this is NOT funny.

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Boeing anon here. Bought 750 shares of sqqq @ 47 and sold at 55.50 for a 5k profit. Merry Christmas

>> No.52980263

Okay, just came in to ask what the fuck is going on. I don't see any kind of headline on ZH that would suggest any move this large today so I'm kinda lost.

>> No.52980267

>>52980237
What data was released?

>> No.52980272

>>52980220
Why do you think Zelensky went to Congress? Shit's about to get real. The elites clapping and fawning over him are signaling they are all in. Comfy holding defense contractors.

>> No.52980276

>aapl still above 130
wtf? is this an actual case of unbreakable support?

>> No.52980281

>>52980267
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/

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My poor-fag account is up 65% TODAY lol.

>> No.52980284

>>52980187
does your left arm/shoulder hurt? if so, call an ambulance asap

>> No.52980285
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Please remain calm, everything is fine

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>>52980260
Based

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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN SANTA RALLY!

>> No.52980300

>>52980263
Congress destroyed the us budget and ww 3 finna get real, oh yeah, and a depression incoming

>> No.52980301

>>52980267
It was the GPD number.
"Oh america is growing, this is bad"

>> No.52980303

Big boys flipped on EMB shorts. What does this mean for DXY?

>> No.52980304

>>52980267
Q3 GDP was revised higher like it matters. NBER will call recession after the SP takes a big dump under the 200 week or 50 month moving averages.

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Q1 is going to hurt isn’t it?

>> No.52980313

I can't sell now. To do so would be the absolute worst thing right now. I have to hold out that next week will give me an exit pump. The way things are heading we are going to blast past the june and october lows.

>> No.52980315

>>52980237
Yup. I bought more but damn fuck this shit.

>> No.52980319

Spy 365 is the 200week sma
You know what happens when we go under that, right anon?

>> No.52980320

hey hey hey economy connneeeeeect

>> No.52980328

why is the SOXS pump so weak i'm still in the red from november

>> No.52980329

>>52980284
A little bit. But like I said I cannot afford that. Is there a home remedy?

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>>52980181
>Massive COVID outbreak is going to slow down anticipated re-opening demand.
I honestly want to fade that sentiment. Model reopening as "X number of sick days for every Chinaman to have had it and, even with reinfection, no longer give a fuck". Now with *everyone* simultaneously infected, even the ultra paranoid ones? That number will be reached incredibly fast, faster than we ever saw in the West.

Plus, keep in mind that the overflowing hospitals with TikTok nurses meme we suffered is the exact opposite of what the CCP will sell. By Lunar New Year we could very well have a 100% "who cares? I had it, reopen" sentiment.

>> No.52980333

>>52980320
kek

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>> No.52980337

>>52980300
Yknow how it is... Winston Churchill did that before ww2. Came to the US to ask for help .. now zelensky is here .. to do the same... In 80 days we will probably be in war. I know they'll try to draft me.

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lol oh shit VIX keeps going

>> No.52980343

Guys I've been investing for two years now and have never seen anything like this. The economy is priced in dovish infinite growth Santa rally but it's mondo not that right now. Wtf??? This is some hedgie bullshit and I smell a new paradigm bullrun coming because we're going to beat this together

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Just opened up Robinhood today, why is everything down like 90%?

>> No.52980354

TSLA still falling. Elon has severely overleveraged loans.

TSLA is going to be bought out. But by who? GM? Ford?

>> No.52980369

>retards sucking off RenTech
>meanwhile mutual funds just sneer and collect their 0.5% of a trillion fucking dollars
RenTech can suck my dick

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Turns out Santa was long SPY puts

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What you're seeing today is the market trying to front run the recession we're expecting in the first half of next year, during the time everyone thought the market would go up.

>> No.52980381

I have about 140k in mutual funds. How bad is next year going to be? Is it going to plummet to 5 figure hell?

>> No.52980390

Is it retarded that I’m holding TSM and AMD super long, like 10+ years and trying to play TQQQ and SQQQ in the meantime because it’s fun?

>> No.52980392

>>52980329
>home remedy
>for a heart attack
LMAO no

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>>52980353
>robinhood

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merry pagan winterfest U fegz

>> No.52980404

>>52980379
Oh, so this basically emotions...

>> No.52980413

>>52980353
/smg/ uses chadelity

>> No.52980419

santa clause delivering the bags

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>>52979991

>> No.52980424

NATURAL GAS GO UP YOU BLODDY BASTERD

>> No.52980425
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this morning good GDP number is bad news for stocks
so good news is bad news
stock tanked
then
US Leading Economic Indicators Plunge Most 'Since Lehman'
super bad news
but bad news is worse news
stock tanked more

good news is bad news
bad news is worse news

>> No.52980426

>>52980354
Why would anyone buy that indie shit company?

>> No.52980435
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>>52980393
Ok and stupid bastard? Keep using your boomer tier schwab and shiet god damn. fuck outta here

>> No.52980439
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52980439

F.U.C.K
You say when your mama if she a Crab fool
The wack ass rhyme that you wrote was a bad tune
So you ended it up kid did die kinda quick
Send his ass a round 'cause the SPY is gettin' lit
Now Mumu ass rap boy a burn in your pocket
You tried to put it out when you knew you couldn't stop it
Call yourself "Mu or Die" so you can't do shit
You'll die painfully with the doctor standin' in your bull shit
Damn that was kinda sad the crab late night fight in the middle night was a blast awol smg kill so here then dead look for a way, ass so here we go out on a mission LISTEN cuz all the bullshit I'm dismissing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD8zF12VTj4


Rip a crab in half nigga no you don't you know that your put a slug in your/that ass and leave that bitch lonely and if your wife is a and that so punk crab gang will be turnt up Crab red rambo letting ram flock die muthafuckas by the dozen and if you're wife is a Crab you'll be a lonely ass husband. Hey but a muthafuckin cap nuthin And if your Nick nack phaddy whack give a Crab a strap and bap. You fucked up coming in the wrong scruofry brov Now how does it feel with sherm in your lungs? take another second look at death you may be sorry bruv in scrap end *Eh Eh Eh Eh*

>> No.52980444
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52980444

>CNBC telling long term investors (baggies) to activate HODL mode and to buy right now at a discount
It’s over!

>> No.52980451

>>52980250
Anon why did you do this

>> No.52980452
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52980452

>White house live
>4:00PM ET
>President Biden delivers a Christmas address focused on what unites us as Americans, his optimism for the year ahead, and wishing Americans joy in the coming year.

>> No.52980455

>>52980425
The Fed doesn’t care if stocks tank. They actually want that. The Fed does care about GDP, though

>> No.52980458
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>>52980426
sexual arousal from guaranteed financial domination by your broker(female)?

>> No.52980463

Wealth Simple bros....

>> No.52980471
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52980471

>>52980125
>>52980139

I already said we would bottom Friday around 370-365. Early this week..

>> No.52980473

>>52980392
Well there's aspirin but that's very much a stopgap for the couple minutes until you get to the hospital.

>> No.52980477
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52980477

Missing out on gains from shorting is worse than going long and getting stopped out.

Unironically anons how do you cope with sitting on sidelines like faggots or being deep in red?

I'm straight up not doing good.

>> No.52980488

Really hope that college debt relief thing gets accepted and I get a nice 10k from it and that they don't ask for it back once I do get it

>> No.52980492

holy shit
this is it, right?

>> No.52980496

>>52980473
maybe, yeah. tell that to >>52980329 though

>> No.52980497

>>52979944
WTF I THOUGHT WE PIVOTED, WHY IS NASDAQ AT YEARLY LOW AGAIN

>> No.52980500

Gang, I need help. Long story short, I was here every single day, and started to monitor my own shit with Fidelity. I moved my account from a managed one at LPL. The market starts to crash, and what do you know? I had to take all 7500 I invested this year in a custody battle for my two kids. Now that it is December, I want to put the 7500 back in. I am under 59, and I’m afraid it will mess up because it’s been more than 60 days. Everyone here said I could withdraw what I put into this Roth. Should I hold onto the cash, or go ahead and put it into the Fidelity cautiously, maybe just let it sit there in SPAXX? I just don’t want to lose my entire capped annual limit—and I’m assuming we are all cash gang right now?

>> No.52980501
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>>52980160
im a bobro and turns out me and bobo got the same drip.

>> No.52980508
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>>52980477

>> No.52980518

so, judging by how it still not stopping... the dumpening should continue tomorrow, right?

>> No.52980525
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52980525

>>52980160
>>52980439
>>52980501

>> No.52980529
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>>52980497
OH GOD WE PIVOTED THE WRONG WAY
ABANDON SHIP

>> No.52980532

>>52980496
Hell no, I ain't his doctor. And if he's trolling he doesn't deserve my (You).

>> No.52980533
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>>52980497
Nah, the pivot was bullshit. There was a lot of bullshitters. However... /SMG/ has nothing to do with this. We are all still tight senpai.

>> No.52980548

>>52980452
hard pass on that shit

>> No.52980549

>OMG LE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>minor pullback on the continued uptrend
Lmfao, bears are going to be fucking toast tomorrow

>> No.52980554

This is shaping up like Christmas of ‘18. Drop to the floor and spring back to life?

>> No.52980559

>>52980477
It’s bad. I talked about shorting Wayfair weeks ago and I’ve just been watching it dump

>> No.52980564
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52980564

>blocks your path

>> No.52980572
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52980572

TQQQ bros, I don't feel so good.......

>> No.52980581
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>>52980518
>Great job data
<In december
>PCE keeps rising
<In december
February is going to be a hike month, not 0.5

>> No.52980582

>>52980549
And your bull argument is...?

>> No.52980589
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52980589

Fuck! I knew I should have bought their debt

>> No.52980593

>>52980564
looking good bobro

>> No.52980597

What a shitty fucking day.

>> No.52980602

>>52980564
based

>> No.52980605

>>52980582
It literally can't drop lower. Check the RSI. HEAVY oversold. Inflation has peaked. There's literally no reason for this sell off.

>> No.52980609

>>52980452
He also placed a menorah in the White House despite the fact that zero Jews founded the country, they are a tiny percentage of the population and it’s Christmas. Not a single nativity scene. Nothing about Jesus anywhere.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/holidays-2022/

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>>52980549
>the continued uptrend
Redditors deserve to lose their money. That's the post.

>> No.52980619

>>52980426

Same reason ABINBEV bought and owns every shitty beer company in the US. Monopoly.

>> No.52980621

>>52980533
still tight? what does that mean, fiscally or anally?

>> No.52980623
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>>52980605
Kneel.

>> No.52980626
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>>52980452
>>52980548
>Something something troon rights are human rights, something something, diversity is our strength, something something we must all unite to fight white supremacy and anti-semitism, something something Happy Hanukkah and Kawanza

>> No.52980629
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52980629

My son's stocks (pic is per share, all S&P longs) are taking a hit today. At least the rally yesterday gave them a little more cushion room against it.

>> No.52980630

>>52980554

It only went up in 18 because Powell came out, canceled QT, and began cutting rates..

>> No.52980631
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52980631

Wait
Jews wouldn’t tank the market right before Christmas right? This must be a mistake!
They’re-they’re pure greatest ally!!!!!

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>>52980605
you should read more Peter Lynch
he's got some things to say about "it can't go any lower"
haha

>> No.52980642

>>52980564
he cute

>> No.52980645

>>52980329
>is there a home remedy i can take for a stroke/heart attack?
close your eyes and go to sleep

>> No.52980650
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>>52980626
fucking hell this is what it's gonna be isn't it

>> No.52980655

>>52980572
I'm so glad I closed my TQQQ positions at the start of the market

>> No.52980657

>>52980549
where is the uptrend?

>> No.52980658

Sell puts you idiots

>> No.52980659

3800 REJECTED!!

OH GOD ITS REALLY HAPPENING!! BAIL OUT BAIL OUT WE ARE GOONG DOWN!!

https://youtu.be/RVEZSJt3dLo

>> No.52980660

Now is a good time to buy the shit out of Apple desu.

>> No.52980666

>>52980559
why not make a very very small bet on every idea you have ?

>> No.52980677

>>52980609
the audacity of that motherfucker, worshipping the wrong jew

>> No.52980679

>>52980605
ok but I need it to go lower for the S&P puts I got two days ago that expire today.
It's right where I needed it.

>> No.52980686
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>>52980660
No it goes way lower.

>> No.52980691

>>52980500
Yeah, I don't think you can just "put it back" since it's been 60 days: https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/07/iradistribution.asp

And if you contributed $7k already in 2022, that contribution cap space has also been burned up.

>> No.52980700

I reckon this is the spot where you load up on calls, only good heffers and bulls will be rewarded by the Santa Claus rally.

>> No.52980706

God this sucks, I had a few stocks I was gonna short last Friday then just never did, now I'm just watching shit dump and realizing I could have been making money off it
Don't fomo don't fomo don't fomo

But I mean, surely buying one little put wouldn't hurt, right?

>> No.52980708
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52980708

If you're still bullish at this point, you deserve what's coming. I tried to warn you, but at this point I'm just going to laugh at you.

>> No.52980714

is it mass suicide day?

>> No.52980718
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52980718

it just keeps going down
awkward

>> No.52980719
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>>52980657
Boom. Easiest to see trend in the world.

>> No.52980724

>>52980660
what if AAPL falls like TSLA? seem like the final survivors of 2022 are now dropping off for last bear bleed..

>> No.52980728

>>52980613
>>52980657
There's a pretty clear uptrend starting in September/October for most things. Some of the largest green candles in the last 5 years happened then, and the 200 dma started moving upwards

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>>52980609
As I expected, there was some lubavitch Chad rabbi on the news this weekend when they were going to light the menorah on the White House lawn kvetching about jews help found America and how the Jews in America are goin no where and raging how powerful, they are considering what a tiny minority

>> No.52980738

I am the only sell order at the ASK right now.

BUY MY BAGS U FAGZZZZZ

>> No.52980744

FUUUUUUUUUCK DRUUUUUUUFFFFPPPPTT
LETS MOON BIDENBOYS

>> No.52980747
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WHAT WENT WRONG?

>> No.52980755

>>52980660
Assuming it doesn't make a new 52 week low.

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>>52980719
zoom out ser
we are redeeming the coins

>> No.52980764

I want Tesla to drop below 100

>> No.52980773

>>52980728
momentum is a lagging indicator you fucking retard

>> No.52980775

>>52980488
They’re gonna put a clause in the relief that you have to fight Russians for a couple months minimum. Don’t do it faggot

>> No.52980789

>>52980488
I prefer the endless payment grace period. Let inflation work *for* you for once.

>> No.52980790

>>52980666
>>52980666
That hurts too
I’m up 90% on my Carvana short but it’s too small for it to matter much. My speculative long position is outpacing it.

But I should have done it for MPW and KMX

>> No.52980793

BUY BUY BUY BUY
GENERATIONAL BOTTOM
SANTA RALLY ALWAYS HAPPENS

>> No.52980796

JOE!
>BIDEN!
JOE!
>BIDEN!
JOE!
>BIDEN!
JOE!
>BIDEN!
JOE!
>BIDEN!
JOE!
>BIDEN!
JOE!
>BIDEN!
JOE!
>BIDEN!
JOE!
>BIDEN!

>> No.52980802
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52980802

where's your comfy profit taking setpoint bobros?

>> No.52980806
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52980806

OUTTA MY WAY

>> No.52980811
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>>52980796
Jim Brandon’s economy

>> No.52980814

Lithium stonks looking tasty

>> No.52980816

>>52980802
SPY $1

>> No.52980820

>>52980796
At least with corrupt cunts like Pelosi we got pumps because she was a corrupt inside trader with Joe he's literally too fucking stupid to understand the market and just gets his kickbacks via corrupt bills

>> No.52980822

BINDEN GANG BINDEN GANG BINDEN GANG BINDEN GANG BINDEN GANG BINDEN GANG BINDEN GANG BINDEN GANG BINDEN GANG BINDEN GANG BINDEN GANG BINDEN GANG BINDEN GANG BINDEN GANG BINDEN GANG BINDEN GANG BINDEN GANG BINDEN GANG BINDEN GANG BINDEN GANG BINDEN GANG BINDEN GANG BINDEN GANG BINDEN GANG BINDEN GANG BINDEN GANG BINDEN GANG BINDEN GANG

>> No.52980833

looking at the economic prints coming out tomorrow, there's really no reason to expect any bearish surprises for friday. PCE should come in-line or soft (bullish), home starts should be soft (bullish), consumer sentiment should be rosy since normies don't experience services inflation (going up) the way they experience goods inflation (going down). Pair that with the 'fact' that santa rallies historically begin tomorrow, and people will fomo into the starting candle and push spy back to 390 e-z.

>> No.52980839
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52980839

Go Dollar Go

>> No.52980848

why is everything red?

>> No.52980849
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>>52979944
I have officially made it out of five figure hell

>> No.52980850

When's the next bounce 370?

>> No.52980857
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STOP FUCKING SELLING RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!

>> No.52980865
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52980865

BUDDY LOOK AT SP500 COMPUTER

>> No.52980866

>>52980605
>RSI cope

Hey Jamie, can you pull up the Put/Call ratio for me?

>> No.52980872

>>52980605
TA is astrology that only holds any meaning for as long as people believe in it.

>> No.52980877

>>52980833
>desperate bulls

>> No.52980879

>>52980833
Capped and will have a bot repost this tomorrow at 9:30. Pepper your angus.

>> No.52980882
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52980882

>It just keeps going

>> No.52980885

>>52979989
People did the math and realized they half less than half a year before the cash runs out and they start having to sell junn bonds

The /gme/ cope is out of control

>> No.52980887

>>52980686
>>52980724
>>52980755

I'm buying 200 shares of AAPL right now, shit isn't getting lower then this, I've seen this too many times. I hesitate to try and catch the bottom and I never do. Wish me luck bros

>> No.52980889

>>52980080
I cannot. I went 90% liquid in January 22.

But seriously anon, what were you thinking? Did you look at the 5 year chart in December 21 and think, “Yup, seems likely I can get at least another 30-50% gains out of this.”

That bitch had been going straight vertical for like two straight years.

You know what they say about the good times right?

>> No.52980890

>>52980833
no

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>>52980848
PCE. Powell wants it down, it went up

>> No.52980896

>>52980833
Top signal

>> No.52980904
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52980904

>>52980820
The Nancy trade this time last year left many here in /smg/ wth major losses, I didn’t trust that shit at all and it felt like a massive trap full of shit picks designed to destroy anyone who wanted to play the Nancy trade.

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>>52980849
congratulations. welcome to 6 figure hell

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>>52980605
I fucking told you bro oversold is a fucking meme

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52980921

>>52980882
M-MERRY CHRISTMAS

>> No.52980930

>>52980833
Thanks I was about to sell my puts, will hold on now.

>> No.52980932

>>52980773
>>52980866
Yeah yeah yeah but The Trend says we're going to keep going down, right?

>>52980833
Even if it's all bullish we'll probably dump anyway for no real reason

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>>52980833
yeah good buddy, lets buy the dip
that's how you make it
buying dips like this one

>> No.52980953

>>52980892
But PCE comes out tomorrow

>> No.52980956

BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP
YOU ARE RETARDED IF YOU DONT BUY AT THESE PRICES
OH MY GOD I JUST BOUGHT 400 SHARES OF INTEL FUCK IM COOMING

>> No.52980957

Buyers have to step in soon it can't go down all day. It fucking legally can't.

>> No.52980969

This really became a nightmare before christmas ;)

>> No.52980971

>>52980802

just unloaded some TQQQ puts to fuel up my porsche

>> No.52980981
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>>52980953
>>52980892
What the fuck? It comes out today *and* tomorrow.

Is this some kind of setup?

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>>52980849
>>52980906
I… I don’t think you understand

>> No.52980986
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52980986

Yuh, ooh, brr, brr
Biden gang, ooh
Yuh, Lil Bidet, yuh
Biden gang, ooh
Yuh, brr
Biden gang, Biden gang, Biden gang, Biden gang (Biden gang)
Biden gang, Biden gang, Biden gang, Biden gang (Biden gang)
Spend $18.2 billion on a Ukraine Aid (Yuh)
My son love do cocaine, ooh (Ooh)
I visited a state , I forgot it's name (Brr, yuh)

>> No.52980988

>>52980957
chill bro it's over for the day

>> No.52980990
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52980990

*posts 250 million dollar bail*

>> No.52980992

>>52980957
i already bought calls, but it keeps dipping.

>> No.52981011
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52981011

We won't have bottomed until every last permabull redditor ropes themselves.

>> No.52981013
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52981013

im buying spxl

>> No.52981017

>>52980953
qoq today, yoy and mom tomorrow

>> No.52981018
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52981018

>>52980984
ohhh..

>> No.52981021

https://streamable.com/1icnip
ideas for trolling GME baggies? bonus points for doing edgy shit at their stores

>> No.52981023

>>52980957
says who?

>> No.52981024

MERRY CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY ANIMAL

>> No.52981026 [DELETED] 
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EAT THE FUCKING BUGZ

>> No.52981033
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>>52981013
For me, it's SPXS. Santa Rally is cancelled, folks.

>> No.52981034
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52981034

EJECT EJECT EJECT

>> No.52981036

the fucking job market will literally never crack
fuck you retarded horseshit nigger jews

>> No.52981037
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market is so good time for a drink

for a upcoming santa rally next week or january

>> No.52981040
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52981040

MPW shorts will inherit the earth.

>> No.52981039

We’re recovering. Dump’s over.

>> No.52981041
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52981041

And just like that we are never going below 375 again

>> No.52981042

>>52981017
Every day, when you can't think the government can get more retarded, somehow, some way, it does.

>> No.52981046

BUY NATURAL GAS
IT IS ARTIFICIALLY OVER SOLD DUE TO PEOPLE BUYING THE DIP ON THE S&P 500

>> No.52981049
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52981049

If any fellow cryptofags are here pull up 15min or 4h DOGE chart and compare it with other cryptos or nasdaq. DOGE is itching to jump up over weekend.

>> No.52981050

>>52980877
>>52980879
>>52980890
>>52980896
>>52980930
c'mon, I made five figures shorting ndq today. I closed out and it went down even more, at this point the loss today (a day where a couple economic prints confirm the trends we're already aware of) is roughly equal to the loss on FOMC day (a day where we learned the fed was taking a dramatically different long-term posture than the market had previously priced in), which is insane. market is shidding and farding itself right now, it's dramatically oversold, the prints tomorrow are almost guaranteed to remind the market that not everything is awful, and everyone is looking for an excuse to max long going into next week because there are large swaths of retail retards who well and truly believe in santa rallies.

I'm long term moderately bearish through H1 and expect H2 will be a good time to DCA back into long term bags. But it's simply time to go up for a bit, no amount of bear euphoria can erase that fact.

>> No.52981056
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52981056

>>52980990
>WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.52981058
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52981058

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDEN ULTIMATE WOMBOCOMBO ROCKET PUNCH MARKET BOOSTER
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.52981060

52981021

this nigga is literally so concerned about other people's poor investments he wants us to leave the house

>> No.52981062

>>52981034
Me in the co-pilot's seat.

>> No.52981064

>>52980986
Kek

>> No.52981063

>>52981046
zoom out

>> No.52981071

>people voted for this shit

>> No.52981075
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52981075

you're the market and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass, what do

>> No.52981081
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52981081

Good riddance to this year. Holy fuck. Apartment is a little chilly so I go to turn on space heater. ZAP. Space heater gave up the ghost and let the smoke out. Space heater tossed in to the pile of snow in backyard. I now have to go Canadian Tires (don't buy this stock it's a topped out crabfest leaning bearish) to buy another. Not pleased.

>> No.52981083

>>52980990
>>52981056
How much would *you* pay to not set foot in Epstein's cell?

>> No.52981086

>>52980691
Man, guess I just sit on the cash. Why does biz say you can withdraw everything you put in (not counting the growth)?

>> No.52981088

>>52981063
what is the hotkey for zooming out on internet explorer?

>> No.52981091
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52981091

>>52980984
Welcome back, brother.

>> No.52981092

>>52981071
No they didn't

>> No.52981093
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52981093

>TSLA will be sub 100 soon
Markets, are healing

>> No.52981094
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52981094

what a day
what a day

>> No.52981095

>>52981075
He’s a faggot, all day they’ve been giving condolences to his husband... So I wouldn’t care

>> No.52981104

>>52981034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVEZSJt3dLo

>> No.52981106

>>52981075
depends on whether i profit off that ass slap or not

>> No.52981107

New

>>52981102
>>52981102

>> No.52981112

Where is the plunge protection team?
Jerome do something!

>> No.52981113

>qqq at the bottom of the prince channel since 2008 and 2020

>> No.52981114
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52981114

>>52981058
what he do?

>> No.52981115

>>52981081

just put the smoke back in. ticker symbol: FIXED!

>> No.52981117

I hate the Jews so much.

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>>52981095
oh shit, didnt realize. i wonder who was the top

>> No.52981126

>>52981040
I’m pissed off I kissed this one. Didn’t they get past their big catalyst? Remind me of the story here?

Now that CVNA is over I need new shorts. Or maybe I need to reshort carvana

>> No.52981151

>>52981086
Because you can. If you deposited $7k into your Roth last January and $7k this January, then you could withdraw $14k in, like, June no problem. Tax free.

It's just if you want to put that money back into the Roth, you'd only have 60 days. But that's a weird situation because why the fuck would you *withdraw* that money when you just need a loan?

>> No.52981155

does anyone still pay for amazon prime

>> No.52981159
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>> No.52981164

gaps need fillin
dxy pump over
get scared bobros

>> No.52981174

>>52981114
>hamster vet bills
lol

>> No.52981178

>>52981114
HIS NOTES LEAKED

>> No.52981217

>>52981075
Rest in peace

>> No.52981225
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52981225

>>52981126
>I’m pissed off I kissed this one. Didn’t they get past their big catalyst? Remind me of the story here?
They are not past their big catalyst yet. Steward Healthcare is MPW's biggest tenant. Steward is likely in technical default right now after their revolver with Citibank expired on December 15. Nobody knows what's going on with Steward right now, but MPW is being quiet about it, leading many to believe the worst has happened.

>> No.52981332

>>52980379
Its actually the market front running nuclear war, but there will also be a recession.

>> No.52981356

>>52980984
KEK

>> No.52981355

>>52981151
Thanks for that—it was a lawyer bill that caught me sideways. Guess I lose a year’s investment, at least for the Roth tax incentive. Thanks again!

>> No.52981363

>>52980477
When I’m in my head and thinking about getting my value from created things like the market or money and status and women or whatever it might be I tell myself that in the Bible it says our value is safe in Christ that our treasure is safe in the kingdom of heaven with Christ and that Christ says in the Bible, because of this rejoice and be glad even on days I consider bad days.
>Unironically anons how do you cope with sitting on sidelines like faggots or being deep in red?
Christ enables me to put down the work and take a break, pray or develop hobbies and skills or research. Chop fire wood or get made fun of by bobos here because they crazy, did you see the bobo hobo rap they posted talk about demoralizing

>> No.52981366

>>52981225
Thanks
I really hope there’s a rally so I can get an entry point.

I hear EPR is in similarly dire situation

>> No.52981390

>>52980187
You may be having a stroke. Good luck fren

>> No.52981405

>>52980187
Water, lay down, listen to music, breathe.

>> No.52981541

>>52981355
Word of advice for the future: with large bills always look into the option of a payment plan. In this case it seems you earned the $7k pretty quickly and are a responsible person, which kind of makes it an easy sell to lawyers or doctors or whoever.

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52981776

ok now this is epic

>> No.52982283

>>52980605
RSI is not overbought and oversold, it is a momentum indicator. so it just means that momentum to the downside is strong. You are betting against strength.

>> No.52982408

Is AMZN still a based safe buy for slow easy gains? Seems destined to recover sharply when this recession fuckery is over and moon. Amazon is too big to fail but how much will it gain over a couple years?

>> No.52982798

>>52981363
Based.

>> No.52983075

>>52980775
anyone who took loans already signed off on something saying they can be drafted anyways, the relief wouldn't be adding that