/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52978662]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>52977493

[Anonymous No.52978680]

what are the best cunny stocks

[Anonymous No.52978686]

Reminder if a stock is down 1% or more in a day it's OFFICIALLY oversold

[Anonymous No.52978691]

>TSLA actually capitulating

[Anonymous No.52978706]

>>52978691
tax harvesting

[Anonymous No.52978712]

NASD-ACK

-3%

[Anonymous No.52978713]

Here King, you dropped this.

[Anonymous No.52978722]

[Anonymous No.52978726]

Look at GME AHAHAHAHAHHAH

[Anonymous No.52978731]

I think we’ve actually hit the bottom this time.

[Anonymous No.52978733]

Enjoying your Hanukkah /smg/?

[Anonymous No.52978734]

>>52978713
I didn't drop that you weirdo! Quit talking to me!

[Anonymous No.52978742]

is $125 an important level for Tesla?

[Anonymous No.52978744]

muh santa rally? where is it cucks?

[Anonymous No.52978756]

>>52978722
What's the best selling book?
Whats the catholic church net worth?

[Anonymous No.52978757]

>>52978742
No, the important level for TSLA is $20

[Anonymous No.52978767]

>small pullback before the next leg up and bears get all confident
LMFAO. Buying more.

[Anonymous No.52978771]

>>52978731
LOL
LMAO EVEN

[CoffeeGang No.52978784]

what a day..........
it just keeps dropping

[Anonymous No.52978787]

>>52978731
is the stock market, dare I say it, OVERSODL?

[Anonymous No.52978789]

Anybody else getting weird pop up ads all of a sudden?

[Anonymous No.52978790]

>>52978726
Two more weeks, trust the plan, squeeze soon, diamond hands!

[Anonymous No.52978792]

>>52978787
OVERSNEED

[Anonymous No.52978796]

Does anyone here actually invest for the long term? Like, you DCA and plan on holding for 5 or 10 or 30 years? Faggot bears like to gloat but when you get into their strategy you realize that they have time horizons of like 6 months tops. I genuinely don't think the global economy is going to collapse, and that we'll be out of this dogshit bearish phase sooner rather than later. Please I just need some sensible hopium.

[Anonymous No.52978797]

This is, truly, the most bearish and frustrated and upset I've seen smg in a while.
What does this mean?

[Anonymous No.52978798]

>>52978637
SQQQ bro, I have my finger on the button and can’t decide. Do I take my 20% profit, or let greed run? I’m wondering if it’ll hit 60

[Anonymous No.52978803]

>SANTA RALLY SHILLS SHOW YOURSELVES
>I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A WORD

[Anonymous No.52978807]

>>52978789
looks like you downloaded some adware

[Anonymous No.52978808]

I bought the bonds

[Anonymous No.52978819]

>>52978726
I had whiplash looking at it since I didn't realize it had a split somewhere down the line.

[Anonymous No.52978823]

>>52978787
OVERHIGHER
OVERLONGER

[Anonymous No.52978828]

>>52978767
I SAID
WHERE
IS
MUH
SANTA
RALLY?
KEKS?

[Anonymous No.52978837]

What's your best investment this year bros?

Mine is Boston Scientific - BSX
I think whatever company makes those suicide pods would be a good one as well.

[Anonymous No.52978840]

I have capitulated.
I sold my TSLA.

[Anonymous No.52978848]

>>52978796
you don't have to be a faggot bear to account for recession cycles and general macro trends in your long term positions

[Anonymous No.52978851]

>>52978797
I honestly think it means we're at the bottom and bears are huffing their own farts after getting lucky this year. They can't point to a legitimate reason for why the ENTIRE MARKET should be shitting its pants like this - 2 months of market activity completely wiped out in a few trading sessions is absurd. The macro has not changed that much.

[Anonymous No.52978854]

>>52978796
You're acting like it's a revelation that bears aren't expecting stocks to go down for 30 years straight

[Anonymous No.52978857]

I’ve never seen a -20% SOXL day

[Anonymous No.52978858]

>>52978796
Yes, obviously a lot of us invest for the long term. My divvies are helping to buoy my portfolio.
Buying blue chimp companies when the market is shitting, is probably a smarter investment move, than buying puts on SPY.

[Anonymous No.52978859]

>>52978797
Because they were euphoric and exuberant on the fake and gay Nike Fedex scam pump and bought calls

[Anonymous No.52978864]

>>52978744
The retards saying Santa Rally are the same ones that believe BTC to $100k by EOY.

[Anonymous No.52978871]

>>52978796
yeah but that's boring to talk about, that's for my retirement that's all in the S&P, I come here to OOO and AAA

[Anonymous No.52978873]

>>52978859
>bought calls because of FDX and NKE
my sides

[Anonymous No.52978874]

>>52978797
it means a big hairy pair of balls will descend into your mouth you faggot

[CoffeeGang No.52978875]

>>52978837
shorting apple, netflix and tesla
8k and got me actually over all in the green by 5k so far

[Anonymous No.52978883]

>>52978857
Did you start trading the last week?

[Anonymous No.52978893]

>>52978796
>yea bro just DCA into stocks for thirty years
>you’ll make like 7% per year on average bro
>it worked for the boomers bro

[Anonymous No.52978896]

Don't forget to congratulate the fine redditors in /GME/ on another brand new 52 week low!

[Anonymous No.52978897]

I bought OSTK yesterday

What the fuck is my problem?

[Anonymous No.52978898]

exited my position for now, made 1,6k which was super needed at this point today, great day for being a bobo bear. good luck to fellow bears for the rest of the day!

[Anonymous No.52978901]

>my puts were getting heemed the last several day
>was going to sell today at open but forgot to set alarm because I am off work
>wake up
>see this
I am so happy and confused.

[Anonymous No.52978904]

>>52978873
There’s anons ITT that did exactly that

[Anonymous No.52978924]

LOOK AT VIX COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.52978925]

I bought spy 377 puts
We can recover now
You're welcome

[Anonymous No.52978929]

>>52978871
>>52978858
How are your long term portfolios after this year?

>>52978854
Bro have you seen how a lot of bears talk around here? They are literally saying that the global economy is going to collapse

>>52978893
That's why I'm a Boglechad and DCA into triple leveraged ETFs

[Anonymous No.52978930]

KEK BAGGIES

[Anonymous No.52978933]

>>52978901
absolutely based anon

[Anonymous No.52978940]

AQB is mooning

[CoffeeGang No.52978951]

>>52978898
maybe a voice of reason BoBro...
will do the same.
Gains are Ganis, and better 1k in the bag.
Thank you

[Anonymous No.52978957]

>>52978940
the fish is suddenly worth very much, but how much exactly?

[Anonymous No.52978963]

>>52978733
the gopro is a nice touch

[Anonymous No.52978969]

>>52978929
If the global economy collapses... it will be priced in through a matter of months, and we'll go back up from there.

What are you expecting?

[Anonymous No.52978970]

>>52978662
guys, I think you should post some bottoms

[Anonymous No.52978972]

TSLA

[Anonymous No.52978978]

YOU FORGOT ABOUT DXY
YOU BELIEVED IN SANTA
ELON HANDED YOU HIS BAGS

CAPITULATION IMMINENT

[Anonymous No.52979016]

Did anyone else bank off APPL puts?

[Anonymous No.52979025]

Time to congratulate the baggies on their 52 week low.

[Anonymous No.52979027]

I can't afford paper towels anymore

[Anonymous No.52979029]

>bought SOXL at 13.08, a local top, due to FOMO
>DCA'd more at 12, then 11

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.52979032]

I'm too lazy to go to trading view. Someone tell me where the 200W on SPX is now. I'm guessing around 3650.

[Anonymous No.52979040]

>>52978940
WE HAVE REACHED END OF THE WORLD APOCALPYSE NOW REAL WRATH OF GOD END DAYS TYPE STUFF

[Anonymous No.52979043]

>>52978940
>0.84
Holy shit, the last time I checked this was when it was like $5

[Anonymous No.52979053]

So do i buy calls tomorrow or friday?

[Anonymous No.52979055]

>>52978969
You realize the dip buying you’ve seen since mid 2020 has never been seen like that before right? You know bear markets can last for several years right? It won’t end until you’ve long since capitulated and the bigs finally capitulate.

[Anonymous No.52979058]

I cannot afford toilet paper.

[Anonymous No.52979066]

Today you will be reminded. DXY will hit 115 again and markets will find lows you never thought were possible.

[Anonymous No.52979071]

>>52979058
Install a bidet

[Anonymous No.52979075]

when do I go all in bull etfs?

[Anonymous No.52979077]

>>52979053
Buy calls tomorrow sell puts Friday

[Anonymous No.52979088]

>>52978851
EZ - Institutions have priced in the macro, but retail has not. And institutions are very happy to use retail sentiment and MSM to drive up the price so they can sell more of their bags.
>Sell high, price goes low
>Let retail trade amongst themselves and drive the price back up.
>Sell high again, price goes low
>Repeat until bags gone.
>Rebuy.

[Anonymous No.52979091]

>>52979055
I'm all short. The only thing I can capitulate is on a retard strength pump.

[Anonymous No.52979095]

>>52978897
> What the fuck is my problem?

I don’t know what it was when you made that bonehead decision but as of today your problem is bankruptcy…

[Anonymous No.52979106]

>>52978969
I'm expecting the Fed to backtrack at least a little bit in the next quarter. Despite contrarian bobo bullshit, the more obvious signs of inflation are definitely going back down. On paper, interest rates much higher than they are right now make interest payments on the national debt unsustainably expensive, which is at least part of the reason the Fed will give for its change in policy.

[Anonymous No.52979110]

Just finished selling all my VOO and VXUS in both my IRA and 401k. We are hitting brand new lows and I don't want to be left holding the bag.

[Anonymous No.52979114]

>Im gonna have to hold onto SOXL for like 5 years just to break even for 13 dollars
it's over...

[Anonymous No.52979115]

>>52979071
I’m already behind on my water bill and think it will be shut off at the end of the month. I collect rain water though

[Anonymous No.52979125]

Good morning /smg/ sirs. Please do the needful and buy the dip. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.52979126]

>>52979091

[Anonymous No.52979129]

Psst guys dont look now but look at brainstop

[Anonymous No.52979136]

>>52978898
I sold and hedged too early. Oh well. Still delta negative and had I not sold 1/3 my short SPY position and hedged half the rest it would 100% have bounced.

Letting my naked short SOXL run it’s course. SOXL sub $7 EOY

[Anonymous No.52979138]

>>52979088
I really don't think retail has that much influence on the markets

>>52979114
I don't think it will take that long bro

[Anonymous No.52979139]

>>52979075
Nasdaq around 8k

[Anonymous No.52979147]

>>52979110
Bottom signal, time to buy back in

[Anonymous No.52979148]

>>52979114
>5 years
Quite the optimistic one arent you?

[Anonymous No.52979153]

At what share price will you buy Tesla? I'm thinking around 60

[Anonymous No.52979164]

>>52979148
15 years of CHOP

[Anonymous No.52979167]

Desire is the root of all evil

[Anonymous No.52979170]

>>52978744
2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.52979171]

Brian sold SQQQ and /smg/ is talking about it a lot
this might be the sell signal

[Anonymous No.52979172]

[Anonymous No.52979173]

>>52979153
I will never buy anything Elon touches

[Anonymous No.52979174]

>>52979106
That sounds like a Biden and Congress problem. Maybe Biden can reinstate student loan payments, slash the national defense or entitlement budget, or raise taxes to help Powell out. Powell wants his 2% inflation and doesn’t want to replicate the fuck ups of Burns. I don’t see him stopping before that

[Anonymous No.52979176]

my target for SPY is 374 by EOD

[Anonymous No.52979182]

>>52979153
what's the point of an electric car when it requires coal and oil to create the electricity? Only makes sense in a sunny climate

[Anonymous No.52979184]

>>52978929
>How are your long term portfolios after this year?

[Anonymous No.52979191]

>>52979106
Congress just pumped another 2 trillion in earmarks and spending, making the Fed have to keep rates higher for longer. The Fed doesn’t care about short term 5 years debt service on the national debt, if they had to they would just create something like QE out of thin air again to sidestep it

[Anonymous No.52979200]

>>52979172
Women owe me money

[Anonymous No.52979202]

I could have shorted on open and erase all my losses from previous weeks but I didn't and now I feel like a loser.

[Anonymous No.52979203]

>>52979106
The fed try to tell the gov to get it's shit together but they just printed another 2 trillion lel

HIGHER FOR LONGER

[Anonymous No.52979207]

why would they do this to us
before christmas of all times

[Anonymous No.52979209]

>>52979184
lol
imagine having a "long term"
lmao even

[Anonymous No.52979211]

SPY is drilling WTF

[Anonymous No.52979214]

CNBC getting on the gold $4000 train now, due to it being used for oil trading.

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/12/22/gold-at-4000-analysts-share-their-2023-outlook-for-prices.html

[Anonymous No.52979219]

>>52979207
the "people" in charge of the market aren't really the Christmas types if you catch my drift bro

[Anonymous No.52979228]

WOOP WOOP PULL UP PULL UP

[Anonymous No.52979233]

Who here has actually known someone who killed themselves in the past 6 months cause of their losses in the stock market?

[Anonymous No.52979235]

>>52979211
My bastards redeem.

[Anonymous No.52979246]

>>52979211
its beautiful. santa is dead

[Anonymous No.52979254]

>>52979214
Short gold

[Anonymous No.52979255]

BUDDY LOOK AT SOXL COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.52979256]

Merry Christmas by the way.

[Anonymous No.52979257]

>>52979211
I sold

[Anonymous No.52979259]

>>52979202
Same. I sold soxs for $35. Oh well, better than being on the other end

[Anonymous No.52979258]

>>52979066
It will hit 115 again, but it will double top and then fall.
The market will fall with it however and commodities will run.

[Anonymous No.52979261]

let me guess; it dumped on zero news again?

[Anonymous No.52979262]

>>52979211
380 was a key resistance level and once it busts through algos and TA fags SELL SELL SELL!!!

[Anonymous No.52979266]

[Anonymous No.52979270]

Holy shit TSLA baggies lmao

[Anonymous No.52979274]

>TSLA -9.59%
Incredible

[Anonymous No.52979280]

>>52979246
santa rally doesn't come until after Christmas if it comes

[Anonymous No.52979282]

I just wanted to pop in to say that this entire general owes me an apology and money. I want the apology now, and I'll come for the money later.

[Anonymous No.52979283]

>>52979233
>roping yourself because of stocks
Why though? just gotta get back to being a wagie worst case scenario

[Anonymous No.52979287]

>>52979261
The market dumped on news of the market dumping

[Anonymous No.52979291]

any other leafs here
deposited 40K for now and will deposit another 30K-40K next month

really tempted to FOMO back into oil/banks right away
specifically SU, BNS, and CM. all the value traps!!!

[Anonymous No.52979292]

More.

[Anonymous No.52979301]

>>52979282
>anigay posting "people"

[Anonymous No.52979302]

>>52979274
>>52979270
>>52979280

[Anonymous No.52979309]

My poorfolio is up 50% today lol.

[Anonymous No.52979311]

>>52979274
Beautiful innit

[Anonymous No.52979314]

>>52979282
I am so sorry.
Will you accept TSLA shares instead of cash?

[Anonymous No.52979315]

>>52979282
Do you want to do the /smg/ startup now that you're on the verge of being unemployed and probably homeless not long after?

[Anonymous No.52979319]

Nigga we straight crashin

[Anonymous No.52979322]

>>52979261
GDP growth for Q3 was stronger than expected. It indicates that the Fed will need to be more aggressive to cool down the economy.

[Anonymous No.52979340]

WTF happened to TSLA today Bhenchods. That is A LOT of money being sold off from an individual name that is one of the biggest in the the indices

[Anonymous No.52979343]

>>52979319
>We

[Anonymous No.52979344]

bros we are literally drilling down
i think tesla is finally done

[Anonymous No.52979345]

>>52979261
>the economy is strong

that's the problem DIPSHIT

[Anonymous No.52979346]

>>52979319
Black Thursday
>take em all out for the big bounce off the bottom

[Anonymous No.52979351]

>>52979319
>we

[Anonymous No.52979355]

>>52979261
Congress just passed a bill that spends even more. So the Fed needs to beat inflation all by themselves

[Anonymous No.52979359]

>>52979315
Well I'll definitely have spare time to say the least.

[Anonymous No.52979361]

>>52979095
You think OSTK is at risk of default?

[Anonymous No.52979363]

I don't feel so bad about JEPI being down as long as it keeps outperforming SPY and QQQ

[Anonymous No.52979367]

>>52979202
Total disbelif rn. It's turned into a proper crash. That came out of nowhere.

>>52979259
fr. Was thinking of going long SOXL glad I didn't get HOOKED.com

[Anonymous No.52979371]

>>52979359
Ok. How are your Powerpoint skills? We'll need a pitch deck for investors

[Anonymous No.52979370]

>Bond market flashing Fed policy error

[Anonymous No.52979376]

>VIX

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52979383]

Guess my SPY puts paid off.

It's a Christmas miracle!

[Anonymous No.52979395]

>>52979283
I never understood roping. I'll just keep trying

[Anonymous No.52979396]

LMT saved my Christmas

[Anonymous No.52979404]

NVDA and the like have been technically oversold literally all day. They're oversold on the weekly, they're oversold on the monthly. Faggot ass bears will say "oversold isn't a thing lol!" but then have no legitimate explanation for why every single company should be down 5-9% in a single day. FUCK THIS SHIT

[Anonymous No.52979407]

The Santa bear raid.

[Anonymous No.52979409]

mumutards???

[Anonymous No.52979411]

>>52979314
>tsla shares
Might as well kick me in the nuts and steal my wallet.

[Anonymous No.52979410]

I bought 10k of amzn and 5k of para at open. Lol.

[Anonymous No.52979417]

>>52979291
I planned to do this years ago but I've only invested $20k in my TFSA and its all XGRO and XEQT. Actually I have some trivial amount of SU and one (ONE) gamestock share lol. But yeah I'm a paranoid coward and have seen basically no noteworthy gains over the last 2+ years so instead I started dumping $2k every now and then into a HISA with a smaller bank.

There's basically zero good investment advice for downturns

[Anonymous No.52979418]

>>52979138
>I really don't think retail has that much influence on the markets
Normally, no --- but right now, no institutions wanna risk on, so they just sell their long bags when they can, and don't reenter the market.

[Anonymous No.52979425]

>>52979404
Buddy look at TSM

[Anonymous No.52979424]

do people really think shit like this is the result of a sum of conditions, and not the work of a bunch of scheming jews trying to kill everyone else?

[Anonymous No.52979430]

.

[Anonymous No.52979432]

Crazy to think we have like 600 more points of downside to get to 3200

[Anonymous No.52979435]

>>52979404
It's because faggot pigs like you are long and need to get slaughtered. Nothing personnel

[Anonymous No.52979444]

>>52979371
I'm a boomer so not great. I'm more curious about the project than anything else. I don't know if I'd be useful or not.

[Anonymous No.52979448]

>>52979404
how many times are you going to repeat this

[Anonymous No.52979450]

>>52979418
Yeah except the biggest green candles in the last 5 YEARS on some tickers have been in the last two months. That isn't retail, that's Big Money buying in.

[Anonymous No.52979452]

I hate anti-vaxers so much it is unreal.
Fuck them

[Anonymous No.52979453]

Santa rally will be a short squeeze rally.

[Anonymous No.52979462]

>>52979404
>oversold

kek

[Anonymous No.52979465]

>>52979396
I like the one about Santa taking a flight review with the FAA.

He and the examiner hop on his sleigh and the examiner pulls out a shotgun.

Santa asks why the guy has a gun, the examiner replies, “I’m not supposed to tell you but you are going to lose an engine on takeoff”

[Anonymous No.52979468]

>>52979444
Checked
It doesn't matter if it's useful, only that we get investor cash

[Anonymous No.52979470]

Bond market says he will pivot within 6 months

[Anonymous No.52979473]

>>52979355
>Congress just passed a bill that spends even more
This shit is so crazy to me, who the fuck supports this

[Anonymous No.52979474]

>>52979452
they won't bother you much longer

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52979476]

>>52979453
No, it won't. It isn't going to happen. SPY is due to hit 360 or so before the next fakeout pump and then yet another leg down.

[Anonymous No.52979478]

>>52979430
Did anybody watch mad money last night? I’m sure Cramer was in full Buy Buy Buy mode

[Anonymous No.52979479]

I wonder how the GME baggies are doin--

[Anonymous No.52979482]

>>52979452
whoa

[Anonymous No.52979484]

>>52979396
Literally the best company on the stock market today and at a fair price

[Anonymous No.52979485]

Why is everything dumping? even stocks at ATL are melting to nothing

[Anonymous No.52979486]

>>52979452
well I got some bad news for you bucko, we don't like you either

[Anonymous No.52979488]

I don't know how much more gook posting I can tolerate tbqhfamalam

[Anonymous No.52979489]

>>52979452
Fuck you and go fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.52979493]

>>52979411
>kick me in the nuts and steal my wallet
Well OK that will be your payment then.

[Anonymous No.52979495]

>>52979452
Get this, you're MUTATED. HAHAHAHA
MUTIE MUTIE
SHOOT UP, MUTIE

[Anonymous No.52979502]

LOOK AT CATHIE WOOD COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.52979503]

>>52979448
Until someone can give me a legitimate explanation. So I'll probably repeat it forever.

>>52979424
Bears are blinded by a completely assfucked year driven by rampant leveraged speculation to the downside. It's exactly the same psychology as the absurd bulltardation of 2020-2021 but to the opposite side.

[Anonymous No.52979517]

>>52979404
>WHAAA I DONT GET IT
It's crashing because it fundamentally isn't worth that price. Boomer investing always wins in the end. Growth is a meme.

[Anonymous No.52979516]

So this santa rally was a pile of shit huh

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52979519]

>>52979452
Kill yourself you retarded nigger. And I say that as a guy who made $20k shorting the market over the last two weeks.

[Anonymous No.52979527]

>>52979485
fear of elongated high rates

[Anonymous No.52979528]

>>52979476
We will bottom Tomorrow or Monday. have have a small short squeeze santa rally.

Everyone from their grandma to their dogs are shorting this market right now. The big boys are away and the small boys try to play.

[Anonymous No.52979529]

>>52979479

[Anonymous No.52979533]

Stop fucking selling

[Anonymous No.52979532]

>>52979470
Please explain this in more detail and don't stop until the faggot bears understand

[Anonymous No.52979539]

>>52979153

Tesla is walking head first into collapse and has been for a while. All the other major auto firms have completely shifted into electric vehicle as their primary focus and are now running rings around tesla with vastly larger production scale and better quality control. Most governments in the west are now mandating all new car sales must be electric in the next 10-20 years, by which time Tesla will be utterly incapable of keeping up with GM, Toyota, Ford, VW, Daimler etc.

The reason Elon is currently shitting his pants and going all-in on self-driving cars that still cannot seem to identify obstructions and like to swerve into oncoming traffic is simply because he knows that the EV market is fucked for Tesla and the only niche he has left is self-driving, which soon will also crumble to competitors.

[Anonymous No.52979540]

>>52979452
>>52979474
calm down, think about your heart

[Anonymous No.52979546]

>>52979479
>We are inevitable
Is that an actual tagline? I don't think they know what that word means?

[Anonymous No.52979550]

happy hanukkah

[Anonymous No.52979554]

>>52979452
All the bobros are anti vaxx and doing very well right now.
Coincidence? I think not.

[Anonymous No.52979555]

>>52979452
don't get too worked up or you might have a heart attack

[Anonymous No.52979556]

Oh nooooo my lil baggies LMFAO

[Anonymous No.52979557]

Friendly reminder the next stuff to crash will be the """"safety""" boomer stocks

[Anonymous No.52979559]

>>52979404
Anon - isn't that a volume indicator? What does that have to do with the price?

[Anonymous No.52979560]

>>52979519
Superior black genetics

[Anonymous No.52979561]

not only japanese alps have blizzards but so bad blizzard for christmas in usa predicted that nhl games are cancelled now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6C4RwENaWE

scotty kilmers top tips kek
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MuColbu6xA0

[Anonymous No.52979565]

>>52979452
I used to hate them but then I got heart problems possibly because of the vax. So now I think that even though most of them are batshit crazy their innate suspicion of governments mandating we take a poorly tested vaccine was justified.

[Anonymous No.52979569]

>>52979495
>Get this, you're MUTATED.

You retards don’t even understand how mRNA or other vaccines in general work and this is proof of it

[Anonymous No.52979579]

>spy weeklis are +1000%

[Anonymous No.52979583]

>>52979479
This is proof that retail investors still need to feel significantly more pain before it is over. You will know it is over once they vow to never touch stocks/crypto again.

[Anonymous No.52979597]

>>52979363
Been DCAing into it. No problem, still plenty of cash on hand and I get FAT divs.

[Anonymous No.52979598]

Fuck, calls are cheap. I'll risk a grand on a 377 scam pump today.

[Anonymous No.52979609]

>>52979557
Nope, most value stocks already bottomed and there was a short period where they were undervalued but were quickly bought up.

[Anonymous No.52979610]

>SOXL

[Anonymous No.52979615]

>>52979452
Some people would rather die then believe they are wrong, it's truly sad... so many preventable COVID deaths.

[Anonymous No.52979617]

I'M LOSING EVERYTHING

however, i did sell calls which landed me some free deli turkey

[Anonymous No.52979618]

>>52979519
Black Excellence

[Anonymous No.52979621]

reminder, people only get banned when rocker is around
quite the cohencidence

[Anonymous No.52979634]

>>52979565
>it’s safe!
>we have less than a year of data to prove that this experimental treatment is safe!
That was a pretty big red flag

[Anonymous No.52979638]

>presents

[Anonymous No.52979637]

>>52979430
LOL

[Anonymous No.52979640]

What is the officially baggie Christmas crash anthem?

[Anonymous No.52979641]

Why are we dumping?

[Anonymous No.52979642]

are we gonna see -3% on SPY? wtf man…

[Anonymous No.52979643]

>>52979539
Electric cars are pure scam, once more people drive an EV more than big city fags who don’t commute more than 10 miles a day realize how shit electric cars are and the jig will be up... The power grid can’t sustain them, and there will never be enough lithium and other rare earth materials to build that many electric cars. Why do you think Bill Gates (I despise that faggot) never closed his massive short on Tesla?

[Anonymous No.52979645]

>>52979583
Jews still want to keep the markets propped up for some reason

They are even insinuating the Philly fed is a nothingburger

https://www.marketwatch.com/amp/story/a-new-philadelphia-fed-report-has-fueled-a-tucker-carlson-conspiracy-heres-what-the-report-says-and-what-it-means-11671704446

[Anonymous No.52979647]

The GME thread is peak comedy right now all of /biz/ is shitting down their throats
>>52979327

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52979663]

>>52979528
I'm sorry but you're wrong. We are in a bear market and every pump is merely designed to get retarded retail to buy so they can get dumped on by big, smart money over and over and over.

Itll only bottom once stocks are cheap again or the money printer turns on. Are we even close to either yet? No.

That means big money takes retail hope buyers money until they have no money left. Once retail finally capitulates and sells everything at the bottom, then it's over.

[Anonymous No.52979672]

>>52979470
Until Congress and Biden start helping, there will be no pivot

>>52979473
Congress is retarded and won’t do anything until they’re forced to. Having Biden, Schumer, and McCarthy try to hammer out a deal next year is going to be a nightmare when things come crashing down

[Anonymous No.52979679]

>>52979540
>people willingly gave themselves AIDs because the TV and facebook said to
LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prhi3_Nvt3U

[Anonymous No.52979680]

>>52979638
Christmas is literally canceled

[Anonymous No.52979681]

>>52979641
Because Biden is a pedophile and Zelenski is a jew. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.52979684]

>>52979452
>NOOOO YOU HAVE TO GET VAXXED OR YOU'RE A DANGER TO SOCIETY
>EVEN IF YOU JUST STAY INSIDE AND DON'T INTERACT WITH PEOPLE OKAY.. BECAUSE YOU JUST ARE OK?!?

[Anonymous No.52979697]

>>52979561
https://youtu.be/RMMJCwJpgHQ?t=379

[Anonymous No.52979703]

2.5% away from being green ytd now

[Anonymous No.52979704]

>>52979569
They do not work the same
>t. biochemistry BSc

[Anonymous No.52979714]

>TSLA
Waterfall selling

[Anonymous No.52979716]

Why's Tesla going back up?

[Anonymous No.52979724]

>>52979681
and the trump family is incestful. so what?

[Anonymous No.52979728]

>>52979565
vaccination causes inflammation in blood vessels. even if you have regular flu and fever those people who have coronary heart disease need to get antibiotics always because fever causes inflammation in blood vessels. so taking multiple boosters could be easily causing problems. it could be that human body is not suited for multiple infections of same virus, thats why immune systems block the virus once you have got it and got immunity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEBGl8MVE-c

[Anonymous No.52979731]

>>52979672
They will not allow 5% interest rates in the '24 election. We'll crash relatively fast and they'll pump liquidity right back in. Politicians won't allow longterm pain.

[Anonymous No.52979732]

Blood market

[Anonymous No.52979747]

Fucking bullshit fuck you and especially fuck jews

[Anonymous No.52979754]

Just wanted to remind you guys that TA is God and if you got out of your long positions when then MA’s flipped negative on the daily time frame, you would have saved yourself a lot of heartache, and if you went short around the same time (especially if you entered on a reversion to the mean like the 50 DMA) you would be making money now hand over fist instead of losing it trying to catch a falling knife.

Everyone who makes fun of TA is a gigantic faggot who is severely red this year. Serves you right.

[Anonymous No.52979758]

>>52979724
Hahahahaha holy shit you democrats are fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.52979762]

>still talking about the vax in year 2023 - 10 days

[Anonymous No.52979763]

>>52979732
and its only lunchtime

[Anonymous No.52979764]

>>52979641
>Why are we dumping?
Why were markets still this high to begin with? The Federal Reserve has pretty much come and said that they want to crash the world economy. There's no incentive to buy stocks right now.

[Anonymous No.52979767]

>>52979569
Well, lets hear it then

[Anonymous No.52979771]

Bottom?

[Anonymous No.52979782]

How much lower are we going to go, you fucking assholes?

[Anonymous No.52979790]

>>52979417
yeah my fallback is to just dump it into CASH.TO for 4.75%
better to lose slightly to inflation than to go -30% i guess but still

i will admit that this is sating some gambling ujrges in me so i really want to hold individual stocks of canadian banks at least then DRIP em' like i'm playing cookie clicker or somethin

[Anonymous No.52979803]

All you had to do was inverse Cramer. It’s literally that easy.

[Anonymous No.52979805]

TSLA

Lol, lmao even

[Anonymous No.52979821]

>>52979754
Only cynical greedy assholes go short. When everyone does that it just pushes the market down, it's a self-fulfilling prophecy. I bet we wouldn't be down half as much for the year if shorting was against the rules.

[Anonymous No.52979824]

>>52979724
>DRUUUMPFFF!11!!
It's 2022 buddy, get with the times

[Anonymous No.52979829]

happy holidays everyone

[Anonymous No.52979832]

>>52979762
Some places in the us still have restrictions on those that resist. The Canadian trucker thing wasn’t that long ago

[Anonymous No.52979834]

Christmas rally bros....

[Anonymous No.52979839]

>>52979829
Merry Christmas kike

[Anonymous No.52979840]

>>52979821
That literally doesn’t negate anything I said…

[Anonymous No.52979844]

*gives everyone aids and tanks the market in you’re path*

[Anonymous No.52979845]

>>52979829
It's Happy Christmas, faggot.

[Anonymous No.52979849]

[Anonymous No.52979852]

BUDDY LOOK AT EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.52979853]

SHOULD SANTA JUST STICK TO TOY DELIVERY? (1202 EST/1702 GMT)

While Wall Street talks a lot in December about the so-called Santa Claus rally and what it means for trading in the new year, Bill Stone, chief investment officer at Glenview Trust notes that the red-clad mythical hero is in reality not a perfect forecaster of what happens next in the market.

The Santa Claus Rally - as defined by the Stock Traders Almanac - is meant to take place during the last five trading days of the year and the first two trading days of the new year.

And according to the Almanac, if the market fails to rally in those days this tends to precede bear markets or "times when stocks could be purchased later in the year at much lower prices."

Still, Stone notes that, in the twelve years when there was a negative S&P 500 return for the Santa Claus indicator, the market was down only five times in the following year, which is a hit rate of about 42%.

All the same, the S&P's average 1.3% increase for those seven trading days since 1969 is better than the average performance for nine out of twelve months of the year since 1950, he notes.

Also, the S&P 500 is higher 77% of the time during the Santa Claus rally period, which is much higher than average.

Regardless of its forecasting ability, if the rally happens it should start this year on Dec. 23 and end on Jan. 4.

[Anonymous No.52979859]

>>52979731
You fail to realize they don’t care, Dems will blame it on the republicuks in the house and the republicucks don’t care about a shitty economy to blame it on Jim Brandon... Why do you think McConnell and the other rhinos in senate teamed up to let Nancy and Chuck ram a over 2 trillion dollar spending bill when you add ol the earmarks ontop of the 1.7 trillion spending bill that contains all kinds of bullshit in the last days of a lame duck session to push the next budget fight going into a presidential election year?

[Anonymous No.52979864]

>>52979764
>The Federal Reserve has pretty much come and said that they want to crash the world economy
Powell has literally said the opposite at the last two FOMC meetings. Every time some journalist tries to ask him a gotcha question about purposefully crashing things he brushes it off.

[Anonymous No.52979868]

>>52979834
>Christmas rally bros....
Yep. We got hooped, heemed, and creamed. I feel utterly worthless now.
Will I ever see gains (from going long), again?

[Anonymous No.52979872]

>>52979834
send help please.

[Anonymous No.52979877]

>>52979758
>>52979824
>still defending trump
2 more weeks for prison, faggots

[Anonymous No.52979880]

QQQ -3.5%

What the fuck

[Anonymous No.52979885]

>>52979832
He just doesn't like being reminded he's a literal cattle person that was medically experimented on

[Anonymous No.52979891]

>>52979844
>shiki

[Anonymous No.52979892]

WE TOLD YOU NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THAT
YOU MIGHT BE HOOOOOOKED

[Anonymous No.52979897]

I made a horrible mistake slurping earlier this afternoon

[Anonymous No.52979917]

[Anonymous No.52979919]

>>52979829
It's Merry Christmas

[Anonymous No.52979929]

What the fuck is this Christmas Rally bullshit? Just another bull cope like the fed pivot?

[Anonymous No.52979931]

>>52979885
I don’t like being a second class citizen over this nonsense

[Anonymous No.52979935]

>>52979897
I slurped and then it just went down.

[Anonymous No.52979937]

[Anonymous No.52979938]

>>52979877
>TDS

sad stuff

[Anonymous No.52979942]

christmas bonus came in, finally out of 6 figure hell
in an all cash position, waiting for the next big leg down
thinking i'll pile in in about March
fuck i'm nervous though. i need about 2.5m to buy the house i want

[Anonymous No.52979947]

B-bros... We need to help the Ukraine.
It is your moral duty to pump my LMT bags.

[Anonymous No.52979950]

>>52979728
Based John poster

[Anonymous No.52979953]

New

>>52979944
>>52979944

[Anonymous No.52979959]

>>52979877
>siding with bolsheviks over him
>owning the jew by joining 80% of them
cringe, wignat

[Anonymous No.52979962]

>>52979859
McConnell is probably trying to tank the economy so Biden has to negotiate with McCarthy when this all needs to be fixed. Passing one more bill to send us over the edge is a perfect move for Republicans and McCarthy can oppose it with no consequences for him. He can then run around saying he was right next year and get his way at the negotiating table

[Anonymous No.52979969]

we gotta stop helping ukraine fucking hell, they're killing a ton of white russians out there

[Anonymous No.52979981]

>>52979969
spotted the putinlover

[Anonymous No.52979986]

>>52979953
Somehow... the early baker has returned

[Anonymous No.52979987]

>>52978940
MUTANT FISH IS THE FUTURE

[Anonymous No.52979988]

>>52979942
>finally out of 6 figure hell
congrats bro you just took my spot

[Anonymous No.52979992]

>>52979859
They'll care when their donors are flying through skyscraper windows telling them to knock that shit off

[Anonymous No.52980006]

>>52979969
Pro-tip!
It's either that, neither side is considered 'white', or both sides are!
Interesting tid bit of info on them being slavs, anon! :)

[Anonymous No.52980040]

>>52979981
Spotted the fag that likes men in high heels

[Anonymous No.52980089]

>>52978796
I do in my retirement account (time horizon 30 years). If you need money sooner than a decade you need to be careful when you dca or you will baghold for a long time.

[Anonymous No.52980097]

AQB AQB AQB!

[Anonymous No.52980273]

Check. The. Volume.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.52980364]

>>52979969
we got hundreds of billions to help the fucking hohols secure their border, but g_d forbid we spend a fucking dime to secure ours.

[Anonymous No.52980389]

>p-please buy my stock

https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/elon-musk-tesla-bargain-stock-price-fed-inflation-recession-rates-2022-12

[Anonymous No.52980447]

>>52979962
Lmao they’ll just keep lying about the economy

[Anonymous No.52980457]

>>52979864
They've said they will overtighten to avoid the mistake of undertightening and then use their tools to stimulate the economy.

[Anonymous No.52980481]

>>52979821
>shorting should be illegal posts
Ya I'm thinking we are near the bottom, this is a tell tale sign kek

[Anonymous No.52980792]

I'm so happy I sold my spy calls on yesterday's pump. Time to scalp some more soon

[Anonymous No.52981001]

>>52979110
I'm waiting for the bottom in Q3 2023 - Q1 2024. I'll be going all in on TQQQ