/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52977493]

The End Edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market words:
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>Live Streams:
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>Educational sites:
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https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
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https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

Previous: >>52976349

[Anonymous No.52977504]

LET THE MUSIC GUIDE YOU
https://youtu.be/DvyCbevQbtI

[Anonymous No.52977512]

Seriously, why is AMZN dropping? You'd think they'd be printing right now with the holiday season. Is consumer sentiment really that awful?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.52977516]

I bought calls like an hour ago, where the fuck is Santa Claus with the rally?

[Anonymous No.52977517]

I've seen dumpster fires that looked more bullish than TSLA right now

[Anonymous No.52977524]

don't forget to stop by /GME/ and congratulate them on a brand new 52 week low!

[Anonymous No.52977528]

>>52977512
Forward thinking? Maybe they assume there will be less demand
>>52977516
Starts tomorrow 11:30ET

[Anonymous No.52977534]

Oh my god what the fuck Tesla

[Anonymous No.52977538]

peer to peer lenders will inherit the earth. FUD from last thread failed miserably

[Anonymous No.52977547]

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cn_woPvjQI

[Anonymous No.52977549]

WHOA BLACK BETTY

[Anonymous No.52977550]

>>52977538
>not stock market related
Offtopic posting will be obliterated.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.52977554]

>>52977528
my calls expire today though, are you telling me to sell them and just buy calls for tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.52977553]

>>52977538
Sir, this is a Wendys (stock market general). Post your scam once. Otherwise buy some ad space.

[Anonymous No.52977557]

Long TSLQ
Short TSLA

It's the ultimate pair trade.

[Anonymous No.52977559]

>>52977538
more like queer to queer lending amirite

[Anonymous No.52977561]

>>52977550
is this how you cope.

[Anonymous No.52977563]

>TSLA down 61%
>GME down 49%
>BBBY down 83%
>AMC down 83%
whats with wallstreetbets and picking absolute fucking shitters?

[Anonymous No.52977564]

What stocks should I buy for hanukkah

[Anonymous No.52977565]

>>52977554
Yes, duh.

[Anonymous No.52977569]

I got motherfucking headfaked by yesterday's pump. AGAIN. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Anonymous No.52977571]

>>52977493
what is this satanic fucking bullshit

[Anonymous No.52977572]

>>52977524
already 1 step ahead of you. they laughed at me and said amazon and tesla are down 50%.

gme might be smarter than us lads...

[Anonymous No.52977575]

>>52977534
this is the black swan that will lead us into a major crash into next year like in 2008

[Anonymous No.52977577]

Use promo code BurpBro for one month of free level 2 analysis.

[Anonymous No.52977581]

>>52977571
no idea but im sure they are involved

[Anonymous No.52977585]

>>52977564
disgusting whore. When is whore apocalypse happening

[Anonymous No.52977588]

>>52977563
the market is finally healing

[Anonymous No.52977589]

>SQQQ

discuss it so I know what to do

[Anonymous No.52977590]

>>52977516
Santa doesn’t visit the homes or portfolio’s of your people. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.52977592]

can oil stop dropping? thanks

[Anonymous No.52977593]

Bros I bought like 10 shares of AAPL yesterday wtf was I thinking I don't think I'm going to make it.. go on without me /smg/

[Anonymous No.52977595]

Anybody else just eat canned chicken for their meals? It’s so simple bros.

[Anonymous No.52977601]

>>52977534
Elon has been targeted by the tribe

[Anonymous No.52977606]

Scott Minerd has passed away from a heart attack at age 53

F

[Anonymous No.52977605]

>>52977595
What does this have to do with peer to peer lending

[Anonymous No.52977607]

>QQQ 4% off lows
>SPY 8% off lows
>Semis 18% off lows

>despite recent drop, still 30+% ivol discount on semis
>cyclical sector heading into recession
>high beta

god if you are holding SOXL you are going to get your ass fucked so hard. SOXS is going to do a +100%

[Anonymous No.52977610]

>>52977569
Today is the bottom
>>52977581
>racism
Are jews a race???
>>52977589
Buy TQQQ

[Anonymous No.52977612]

>>52977493
man getty images really has camera people everywhere

[Anonymous No.52977617]

>>52977592
Xi ping pong is going to buy our barrels dont worry

[Anonymous No.52977619]

>>52977606
Literally who

[Anonymous No.52977621]

>>52977610
when its convenient apparently

[Anonymous No.52977622]

Red hats are buying the tesla tank, plenty of room to go yet. This one will not V bottom either.

[Anonymous No.52977624]

scott minerd died. rest in piss.

[Anonymous No.52977626]

>>52977607

[Anonymous No.52977628]

>>52977619
Frequent contributor on CNBC and Guggenheim CIO

[Anonymous No.52977629]

>>52977595
No, thats disgusting. I made pasta & meatballs last night.

[Anonymous No.52977637]

>>52977622
DeSantisgang
Trump is old and busted

[Anonymous No.52977639]

what can I buy if im built for bbc

[Anonymous No.52977642]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.52977645]

dump’s over. crab for the rest of the day, pump tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.52977646]

I just slurped a little so we're going to go down more (sorry)

[Anonymous No.52977649]

>>52977629
It is not disgusting you faggot. Just cook it in some butter and garlic and it’s fantastic.

[Anonymous No.52977652]

Why the fuck do I keep falling for the SOXL meme? It goes up like 30 cents on green day’s and like -$3 on red. I need to stop being retarded.

[Anonymous No.52977654]

So what's his endgame

[Anonymous No.52977657]

>>52977639
>built for bbc
>posts wmaf
you're on another level of cucked

[Anonymous No.52977660]

>>52977642
how many levels of dilution are we on now?

[Anonymous No.52977662]

>>52977654
Hair transplants on Mars?

[Anonymous No.52977666]

There's no way TSLA goes lower, calls are practically free at this price

[Anonymous No.52977669]

>>52977654
A few dozen more children

[Anonymous No.52977670]

CAPITULATE FAGGGOOOOOOOOOOTS

[Anonymous No.52977672]

>>52977619
CIO of Gugenheim. Big on bonds and silver, apparently
>>52977621
Hmm, I wonder why jannies suddenly are enforcing this?
>>52977654
Probably crater TSLA stock, so he can buy back his stock he sold at the top.

[CoffeeGang No.52977675]

>>52977666
....... not so sure bout that

[Anonymous No.52977676]

Ummm when does the Santa Rally that Jim Cramer promised start? He said Santa Rally on Thursday and we are blood red? WTF? My SPY calls are going to expire worthless....They should not be allowed to lie to us like this...

[Anonymous No.52977687]

>>52977660
I've actually lost count. Little millennials are about to learn that fundamentals are king

[Anonymous No.52977686]

how fucked is elon right now with his loan? he took the loan out against his stock and now its at half the price it was when he got the loan

[Anonymous No.52977690]

>>52977660
kek, I bet like 60% of all Russell companies will issue next year it's going to be an absolute bloodbath

[Anonymous No.52977689]

>CAN'T PASS UP BUYING AT THESE PRICES

[Anonymous No.52977692]

>>52977666
LMAO

[Anonymous No.52977693]

>>52977649
>canned chicken
Just get the individual packets of chicken from COST like a normal person and make something of quality you retard.

[Anonymous No.52977695]

>>52977666
Thanks Satan

[Anonymous No.52977696]

[Anonymous No.52977698]

>>52977676
Imagine gambling on short dated options. fucking lmao

[Anonymous No.52977700]

>>52977564
lumn and pray

[Anonymous No.52977702]

>>52977676
>listening to Kayeem
>ever
ngmi
i=money

[Anonymous No.52977707]

>>52977672
I always liked Minerd I'm sure his death of a heart attack at age 53 would have been much worse had he not been vaccinated

[Anonymous No.52977709]

>>52977686
Tsla would have to crater to like 20 dollars to margin call elon

[Anonymous No.52977725]

MO, OHI, ET
Just a reminder that if you not collecting dividends...

[Anonymous No.52977733]

Nice Santa Rally mumu

[Anonymous No.52977734]

>>52977725
Waiting for ET to crater some more

[Anonymous No.52977737]

What happened today?

[Anonymous No.52977738]

I bought sqqq at 45. Should I be taking profits now? My limit sell is at 60

[Anonymous No.52977744]

>>52977733
buy the dip
haha

[Anonymous No.52977753]

>>52977737
Stocks went down

[Anonymous No.52977757]

>>52977564

[Anonymous No.52977758]

>>52977654
at the moment it's controlling the damage of all of his fuck-ups. previously, his endgame was getting rid of his tesla bags without causing too much suspicion.

[Anonymous No.52977759]

>>52977737
Fake rally so the fed could continue to dump bags on retail.

[Anonymous No.52977760]

>>52977737
ppl still have jobs.

[Anonymous No.52977763]

Yeah bro.. Nike is going to save the market when actual retailers are dying.

[Anonymous No.52977769]

>>52977690
gotta raise money somehow so you dont have to re-issue debt at double the rates.

[Anonymous No.52977775]

>>52977512
> Is consumer sentiment really that awful?
Yes. Demand is INCREDIBLY weak this year

[Anonymous No.52977777]

>>52977654
>dude's entire company brand was based on his celebrity image
alexander drank the poison

[Anonymous No.52977781]

>>52977707
He was 63.
I also firmly believe that a culmination of things contributed to the widespread decline in health; even to the point of eventual death. Thanks in whole to the Covid-19 lockdown protocols that were forcefully enacted upon the worlds populace.
The maxxine has virtually nothing to do with droves of obese amerimutts dying. It's the environment around the 24 months people spent locked away.
>>52977733
checked
But have you forgotten your training? This is a slurpy dip, brother.
>>52977763
>Nike is going to save the market when actual retailers are dying.
Thank God we can rely on someone!

[Anonymous No.52977785]

>>52977737
Once Christmas is over demand will fall through the floor and we’ll actually enter the recession. Everyone with useless tech jobs will get fired and forced into working with their hands for once in their useless lives

[Anonymous No.52977788]

Nice Santa rally you got there faggots

[Anonymous No.52977789]

Ok I sold my SQQQ after holding for 42 days. Made a $1k profit when I was down $7.5k at one point.
I'm buying back into SQQQ once the market does another gay pump

[Anonymous No.52977793]

>>52977693
Canned chicken is quality you fag. I won’t stand for this kind of discrimination

[Anonymous No.52977794]

If this isn't over 30 and you guys are even thinking about buying equities let me save you some trouble. Just mail your money to me and I'll use it on some good quality hookers and blow. It'll go a lot further that way. Also when this does get over 30 start buying SOXL and sell it all when VIX gets back under 20 some time next year

[Anonymous No.52977806]

>>52977512
monkey's paw, during covid a shitload of mom and pop stores went under and the business went to amazon
now amazon is way, way, WAY more sensitive to consumer sentiment

[Anonymous No.52977811]

>>52977794
>TA on VIX

[Anonymous No.52977819]

>>52977793
that shit is disgusting
wtf are you smoking

[Anonymous No.52977820]

Okay, seriously, what was the news?

[Anonymous No.52977821]

>INTC
Lamo

[Anonymous No.52977826]

>>52977789
What was your buy in price

[Anonymous No.52977827]

>>52977737
Not sure. Maybe wallstreet is suck of footing the bill for a worthless war. Or maybe people just really dont want to invest in a Biden economy. Not sure. Maybe people just want to sit on cash that can pay bills instead of being lied to by the Biden admin saying they will fight inflation when people know he aint doing shit about it. Really not sure. Its the question for the ages and to some bobo doesnt even have a thesis. All i want for Christmas is a few mumutard window jumpers. Not asking for much.

[Anonymous No.52977830]

>>52977564
I hate women so fucking much.

[Anonymous No.52977838]

>new job starts in a week
>gotta wait another two weeks for first paycheck to buy

[Anonymous No.52977839]

>>52977794
its been acting weird for a while now

[Anonymous No.52977841]

Uhh bros? Why is Tesla tanking? I thought Elon btfoing all the libs means his companies will be worth more now?

[Anonymous No.52977847]

>>52977826
$52

[Anonymous No.52977851]

>>52977820
interest rate hikes well into 2023
pucker up butter cup

[Anonymous No.52977853]

>>52977781
Reminder to get your booster

[Anonymous No.52977854]

>>52977793
>quality

[Anonymous No.52977867]

>>52977838
at least you have one, Im stuck applying right now, and it sucks during the holidays

[Anonymous No.52977880]

>>52977841
>warren buffet style investors have been screaming about tesla's fundamentals and overvaluation for ages
its finally happening

[Anonymous No.52977882]

>>52977610
What’s TQQQ
I’m Canadian

[Anonymous No.52977883]

>>52977821
What's crazy is that last thread you saw people catching the falling knife in real time.

>its okay le divvys will make up for my 60% loss

[Anonymous No.52977892]

“The finest line of poetry ever uttered in the history of this whole damn country was said by Canada Bill Jones in 1853, in Baton Rouge, while he was being robbed blind in a crooked game of faro. George Devol, who was, like Canada Bill, not a man who was averse to fleecing the odd sucker, drew Bill aside and asked him if he couldn't see that the game was crooked. And Canada Bill sighed, and shrugged his shoulders, and said, 'I know. But it's the only game in town.' And he went back to the game.”

― Neil Gaiman, American Gods

[Anonymous No.52977896]

>>52977867
legit feel sorry for you bro, job search is hell

[Anonymous No.52977902]

>>52977847
I bought at 45 and can’t decide if I dump it now or strap in for the ride.

[Anonymous No.52977911]

>>52977896
yeah its a meme. I'm in IT through so at least its not as bad as some fields for job searching

[Anonymous No.52977915]

>>52977737
Possibly a factor: https://www.marketwatch.com/story/home-sales-suffer-biggest-drop-on-record-in-november-redfin-says-01671724935?mod=newsviewer_click
>The company said that on a seasonally adjusted basis, home sales in November fell 35.1% from the same period a year ago, the biggest year-over-year drop in Redfin’s records dating back to 2012.
If the housing market is anything to go by, shits about to get REALLY fucky

[Anonymous No.52977920]

What do I buy right now? Spy calls?

[Anonymous No.52977922]

>>52977821
To be fair, NVDA and AMD are also dumping hard.

[Anonymous No.52977923]

>>52977883
Even Boomers got tired of getting fleeced by T. INTC is the new "BIG GREEN WADS" Boomer fleecing ticker.

[Anonymous No.52977924]

>>52977883
I unironically like Intel at these prices, but I know wallstreet is going to undervalue them, so I'm waiting for $22.

But at this rate, they might crash through even $22.

[Anonymous No.52977930]

Sus man on the left stole Christmas

[Anonymous No.52977933]

>>52977841
elon was selling some shares at one point.

[Anonymous No.52977937]

Yucky lunch or yummy lunch today anons?

[Anonymous No.52977947]

>>52977915
professional real estate curve graph

do not steal!

[Anonymous No.52977950]

>>52977882
Its SQQQ but for when the market is pumping

[Anonymous No.52977956]

>>52977930
He is based and made my LOM Christmas.

[Anonymous No.52977959]

Rolled my rivian puts down and out to secure about 70% profit. Good day.

[Anonymous No.52977962]

We’re fucking pumping. Look at that v shaped recovery

[Anonymous No.52977976]

>>52977606

ticker symbol VAXX

[Anonymous No.52977983]

>>52977950
The market is never pumping again

[Anonymous No.52977985]

>>52977915
that was actually the bullish news from yesterday. markets are down today because 1)hotter gdp than expected, which gives the fed more mandate to hike higher for longer because they want to cool the economy, and 2)weekly initial jobless came in below expectations, same deal, means labor market is too spicy which can entrench inflation.

[Anonymous No.52977987]

>>52977930
He made my LMT Christmas.

[Anonymous No.52977988]

>buying SQQQ when you could be buying SOXS
What compels one to do this

[Anonymous No.52977996]

I really think this might be the final black swan event

[Anonymous No.52978000]

im gonna get robinhood gold for the 4%

[Anonymous No.52978006]

>>52977996
Of the year? Yeah.

[Anonymous No.52978009]

>>52977996
>black swan event
You haven't seen a black swan event. The closest we've ever gotten recently was March 2020.

[Anonymous No.52978020]

CAPITULATE FAGGGOOOOOOOOOOTS

[Anonymous No.52978021]

>>52977534
rip lol

[Anonymous No.52978033]

>SOXL -15%

LMAO

[Anonymous No.52978035]

>>52977962
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.52978036]

>>52977924
now im just a random retarded anon but I feel like intc prints money like they have jerome in the basement they will survive

[Anonymous No.52978040]

>>52977512
Market is taking a shit right now on low volume. Could have gone in either direction. If you are on the right side then you are only lucky.
Apropos of nothing.

[Anonymous No.52978051]

>>52977902
My ride was too long - I'm going to wait till the pivoooootards are back and properly delusional

[Anonymous No.52978054]

>>52978033
I'm not buying until we hit $8 again

[Anonymous No.52978058]

>>52977947
So wait until next year for a good house price?

[Anonymous No.52978062]

>>52977915
My local supermarket chain(france) is doing constant -20% on everything if you have their memebership. They relly want to sell kek

[Anonymous No.52978065]

so prosper anon can I get that $25 to buy some soxl
look its on discount today

[Anonymous No.52978067]

Not like this crack in all but name bros.. not like this

[Anonymous No.52978077]

>>52977606
F

He just predicted what's happening too

[Anonymous No.52978087]

>>52978040
Low volume? Lol no we're about at average for 1130 and it'll get worse by3pm I expect an 80mil vol day maybe 75

[Anonymous No.52978090]

my soxs flashed a 14.88% gain but I couldn't screenshot it in time.

[Anonymous No.52978092]

>>52978054
>front runs you @ 8.01

got you bro

[Anonymous No.52978094]

>>52978067
>crack in all but name
>kills the investors using it
based

[Anonymous No.52978096]

Lumberbros, I am comfy, crabbing and slurping at the bottom, setting up orders for if it ever flashdips even lower. SPYcucks will never know this because their bottom will never be touched.

[Anonymous No.52978103]

Up 1.40% yesterday. Down 1.70% today. I really should just disconnect for awhile. Anyone ever been outside? What’s it like? Worth my time or what?

[CoffeeGang No.52978106]

nvidia.... a good short after a possible rebound?

[Anonymous No.52978108]

>Tony Dwyer dead at age 58

Buythedip bros, not like this :(

[Anonymous No.52978109]

>>52978065
Sure you just have to raise the rest from other investors. But first I’m going to have to see your credit history

[Anonymous No.52978115]

Is this not like the tenth fucking time this has happened to semiconductors this year? One of the companies posts earnings below (((expectations))) - after going completely gangbusters in 2020 and 2021, and while still generating billions every quarter - then literally every other company shits the bed in a straight line, then a week or two later everything is fine and they say "oopsie lol it actually isn't that bad", then we do it all again. If the market is "forward looking" like so many people insist, why is it so fucking jumpy like this? NVDA being down 7.5% without news that directly relates to it is absolutely absurd.

[Anonymous No.52978117]

>>52977811
>>TA on VIX
that "TA" is why I sold all my leaps call options last week though and won't buy them back until the dump is over and VIX is over 30 again. I imagine they'll be about 1/4 the price by that point

[Anonymous No.52978119]

>>52978020
there's no way anyone voted for this man

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.52978123]

>>52977841
he's trying to control the media, don't you know who controls the media? he's pissing off a certain group of powerful people who will persecute you for calling them a group of powerful people.

[Anonymous No.52978128]

>>52978108
S

[Anonymous No.52978130]

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WHY IS EVERYTHING DROPPING SIRS MY VILLAGE... SIRS MY VILLAGE ITS SHARTING HELP AHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.52978137]

>>52978108
sauce?

[Anonymous No.52978138]

one more leg down and my TQQQ puts will 3x :] :] :]

march 17/$9 hella cheeeeaaappp

[Anonymous No.52978141]

>>52978020
So his new thing is wiping his nose on children. Not even surprised anymore.

[Anonymous No.52978153]

VIX still 21, DXY up .2%, bonds flat

If I was long I would be crying and shitting my pants right now. What the fuck do you think will happen if tomorrows hot numbers make the dollar rally 1.5%? First limit down day of the year? How are longs not panicking?

[Anonymous No.52978163]

gotta go cook soon

[Anonymous No.52978165]

>big dump
>into flat on pitiful volume
Honestly more bearish than the dump itself.

[Anonymous No.52978167]

Any chance of a pump to 380? I have 2k worth of 380c.

[Anonymous No.52978169]

SQQQ holders, what’s your sellpoint

[Anonymous No.52978171]

>>52978033
I’m so fucking sick of SOXL. It only goes up like 30 cents and then goes down 15%.

[Anonymous No.52978180]

>>52978169
200

[Anonymous No.52978181]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

[Anonymous No.52978185]

>>52978169
1 million/share

[Anonymous No.52978183]

Is it a bad idea to buy SQQQ rn?

[Anonymous No.52978189]

>>52978115
>One of the companies posts earnings below (((expectations))) - after going completely gangbusters in 2020 and 2021, and while still generating billions every quarter
Motherfucker, they didn't just report lower earnings, they lost money.

[Anonymous No.52978191]

>>52977606
>Minerd, 63, died Wednesday after a heart attack during his regular workout, Guggenheim said in a statement.

But he was fat. We're these workouts new to him?

[Anonymous No.52978190]

>>52977854
>>52977819
I’ve literally built my body off of canned chicken. I don’t care if there is the occasional chicken brain or some poor worker’s finger mixed into it, it’s filling, cheap, and easy to make and that is what matters.

[Anonymous No.52978194]

So uhm on what news are we dumping again?
The jobless stuff?

[Anonymous No.52978201]

I’m sure glad I martingaled my SPY puts yesterday…

[Anonymous No.52978203]

The inflation prints tomorrow are gonna send us to the shadow realm

[Anonymous No.52978207]

>>52978153
There’s still room on the ark, physical gold

[CoffeeGang No.52978211]

>>52978194
stagflation, higher for longer.

[Anonymous No.52978215]

>soxl 9.39
LMAO we are really going to 8.50

[Anonymous No.52978216]

>>52977504
Holy based. Love this song.

[Anonymous No.52978226]

>>52978115
Lmao it's the other way around, almost every retarded gay pump has been happening because some company reports absolutely horrible earnings but the analysts softballed the expectations so they technically beat.

[Anonymous No.52978234]

CAPITULATE MUMUTARD

[Anonymous No.52978236]

>>52978201
So now you're back to even...

[Anonymous No.52978238]

>>52978190

[Anonymous No.52978239]

Bonds dividends or cash next year

[Anonymous No.52978242]

YOOOOOOOOOO sup /smg/ just bought that fatty TESLA dip. WGMI. Insane to see it at these prices, just had to grab some calls.

[Anonymous No.52978248]

>>52977937
this pic gave a huge boner. Just imagine meeting that woman after she's spent an entire day sweating in that catsuit and suck all the sweat out and licking her entire sweaty body.
Anyway
>SQQQ

[Anonymous No.52978252]

>>52978207
That’s a weird way to spell peer to peer lending

[Anonymous No.52978260]

HOLY SHIT BBBY

[Anonymous No.52978262]

Theres a trend on tik tok where daughters are dressing their mothers up in their whore clothing and showing off. thought this was important. goodbye,

[Anonymous No.52978265]

kek, baggies

[Anonymous No.52978266]

>>52978115
every investor has a different time frame for taking profits. "markets are forward looking" in the sense that a good deal of these time frames are somewhat far in the future. but that doesn't preclude short term volatility, because there are still plenty of investors with a very short time frame that they invest in. in addition, the average time frame that the market looks forward on tends to shift as macro changes, e.g. in a bear market, many folks are very protective of their positions and don't simply hold.
this is why people who trade short term are at an inherent disadvantage, because they are literally at the mercy of practically random volatility, whereas investors with a longer time frame "only" need to get their prediction for the trend right.
it's also part of why trading with fairly short dated options places you at a direct disadvantage, because you're artificially limiting your investment time frame for leverage.

[Anonymous No.52978270]

>>52978191
This. I’m 27, fit, but if I try to sustain a new more intense workout rhythm my heart will start having severe palpitations and skipping beats. It feels trippy desu

[Anonymous No.52978271]

>>52978183
yeah, wait for pumps

[Anonymous No.52978274]

>>52978194
>HIGHER
>LONGER

[Anonymous No.52978275]

what happens to GME if they go below $19?

[CoffeeGang No.52978277]

>>52978242
iam waiting and waiting for the tesla pump... it just didnt happen so far, even as we had a goood opportunity yesterday... really makes me think

[Anonymous No.52978278]

>>52978262
we're living in civilzational collapse anon.

[Anonymous No.52978281]

Can we stop going down please?

[Anonymous No.52978287]

>>52978236
Nope, I’m up a lot, down 9k yesterday, up 16k today. I closed out my long gold yesterday for a profit though so that helped.

[Anonymous No.52978289]

>>52978238
Non consensual sex with anya!

[Anonymous No.52978290]

>>52978270
should have avoided the jab, short MRNA

[Anonymous No.52978316]

>>52977892
>Check Gaimans early life
>Jewish
>Ok
>Dad has Wikipedia page
>Dad was head of the uk branch of fucking scientology
Huh always wondered how this hack got so big.

[Anonymous No.52978322]

>>52978281
No.

[Anonymous No.52978323]

>>52978281
No. In fact that question has just caused another 50 basis point rate hike are you proud of yourself anon?

[Anonymous No.52978324]

>>52978287
Also I’m heavily short SOXL and those puts are printing hard today.

[Anonymous No.52978331]

>>52978270

[Anonymous No.52978333]

>>52978216
It's a classic

[Anonymous No.52978336]

>>52978322
>>52978323
...okay

[Anonymous No.52978338]

>>52978322
uh, is this dude ok? And why is the crowd just watching like that wtf

[CoffeeGang No.52978340]

come on... next leg for tesla XD

[Anonymous No.52978341]

>>52978189
Unironically zoom out. Every single semi company has been on a very clear upward trajectory for years, but somehow generating x-billion instead of y-billion over a three month period is the end of the fucking world? It's irrational

>>52978266
Fair enough. I guess I should probably just continue to DCA and stop looking at my portfolio if it stresses me out, but damn it's hard.

>>52978274
I'm going to laugh SO HARD when the "higher for longer" narrative collapses

[Anonymous No.52978345]

>>52978281
we're going to keep going down until we hit a slightly new low

[Anonymous No.52978352]

OI M8 WHERES MY SANTA RALLY

[Anonymous No.52978356]

STOP IT. HE'S DEAD BOBO. HE'S DEAD

[Anonymous No.52978358]

Is this bullish?

[Anonymous No.52978363]

It's unironically over for Tesla. The brand is just too radioactive now. If they don't lower the price of their vehicles they're going to have an excess amount of cars in their storage areas collecting dust.

[Anonymous No.52978366]

>>52978323
GOD DAMNIT, CUT IT OUT JEROME

[Anonymous No.52978368]

>>52978331

atomic kek

[Anonymous No.52978378]

FUCKING FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
WHY DIDNT I SHORT WAYFAIR
FUUUUUUUUUUUCKKK

[Anonymous No.52978381]

>>52977996
That wont happen till 2023 when we finally capitulate. Too many retailers (me) are still trying to hold out for another decent pump

[Anonymous No.52978387]

See you at 30k and 3500 xixers…

[Anonymous No.52978388]

Wtf I just got back from the shower and it's still going down?!

[Anonymous No.52978390]

oh would it hurry up and just get to 3600 already so i can buy again

[Anonymous No.52978404]

>>52978331
NO
O

REFUNDS
E
F
U
N
D
S

[Anonymous No.52978406]

>>52978341
Powell won’t even consider pivoting until we hit 7% unemployment. We’re not even close and people are still jumping job to job for massive paydays. Any layoffs a company does are immediately absorbed by other companies

[Anonymous No.52978407]

thoughts on amd? I think it's headed for another 52 week low

[Anonymous No.52978411]

>>52978378
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
IT JUST KEEPS GOING

[Anonymous No.52978412]

>>52977606
>>52977619
>>52978191

[Anonymous No.52978429]

>>52978390
Bro, you typed 3600 I think you meant to type 1700

[Anonymous No.52978431]

>>52978345
We'll hit a new low on Jan 21. That's one day after my 360 puts expire.

[Anonymous No.52978445]

SPX 3800 could be strong support.
could...

[Anonymous No.52978446]

>NVDA down over 8% with no news that directly relates to the company
>Now completely oversold on the 1-month chart
Cool yeah totally rational, makes a ton of sense. It's not like big money faggots are shorting everything on leverage every time there's a headline or anything. Fuck man I'm so fucking tired of this shit.

[Anonymous No.52978458]

>>52977606
>“For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?” Mark 8:36

[Anonymous No.52978461]

>>52978446
There's no such thing as oversold bro

[Anonymous No.52978464]

>>52978446
lol

[Anonymous No.52978466]

>>52978341
i also hope that you realize that there are plenty of people who see a decade of low growth ahead because of global tensions and trade receding to some degree. this expectation obviously hits the sectors that rely on long supply chains ending somewhere in asia the hardest, e.g. semis, and any round of bad earnings (especially if the cause isn't on the demand side) further worsens that fear.
i can't tell you whether they're right, but there is a genuine long term bear case for semis.

[Anonymous No.52978469]

>>52978446

Dude NVDAs PE is fucking 70. That shits fair value is 80

[CoffeeGang No.52978471]

will we see appl below 130 today....

[Anonymous No.52978473]

Why are you guys crying?
You wanted a santa rally didn't you?

[Anonymous No.52978484]

>>52978446
>oversold

[CoffeeGang No.52978489]

>>52978473
just make a handstand Fellas and the world is ok again

[Anonymous No.52978497]

SOMEONE TELL ME IF TOMORROW IS A TRADING DAY

FUCK

[Anonymous No.52978499]

>>52978290
>>52978331
Schizo fucks. I’ve been like this forever. Kys

[Anonymous No.52978500]

>>52978338
No. Nick Zoricic

[Anonymous No.52978502]

This market is going straight to jail

[Anonymous No.52978515]

Gross

[Anonymous No.52978516]

MFW I started investing in September 2021

[Anonymous No.52978517]

>>52978502
Whos that?

[Anonymous No.52978519]

>>52978497
FUCK YEAH SOMEONE POST A LINK WITH A CALENDAR WHERE ALL OF THESE DAYS ARE NOTED
IT'S FUCKING NEXT TO IMPOSSIBLE TO GET THAT KIND OF INFO FROM GOOGLE IN ONCE CONCISE PLACE
THIS WARRANTS CAPS GTFO

[Anonymous No.52978524]

>>52978466
I just don't see it unfolding that way. I think inflation/recession fears are, as always, overblown and the people in charge of global monetary policy literally rewrite the rules as they go to prevent some sort of cataclysmic downturn. Maybe I'm wrong.

>>52978469
>Muh boomer ratio
lol

>>52978484
>>52978461
That's fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.52978526]

>the great depression could have been avoided if they realized the market was oversold

[Anonymous No.52978527]

>>52978499
The vaxx is making you crazy and angry bro take some deep breaths you are having heart palpitations!

[Anonymous No.52978535]

It's happening again, the Dow Jones is once more 3x the Nasdump.

[Anonymous No.52978537]

>>52978524
You're fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.52978539]

>>52978517
Heeby McKikeburger

[Anonymous No.52978545]

>>52977534
Huh, maybe TSLA wasn't worth more then the entire car industry combined like the market thought it was

[Anonymous No.52978550]

>>52978524
Pull up a chart of any """""""""""""growth"""""""""""""" ARKK type stock and show me where it's """""""""oversold"""""""""""

[Anonymous No.52978560]

>>52978524

>boomer ratio

That’s what they said about TSLA. Don’t worry, NVDAs reckoning is coming, too

[Anonymous No.52978567]

>>52978524
>boomer ratio
It's a boomer market now. Deal with it.

[Anonymous No.52978569]

>>52978446
>oversold

[Anonymous No.52978570]

>>52978524
>as always

t.Only in the market for 2 years

[Anonymous No.52978580]

>>52978524
>the people in charge of global monetary policy literally rewrite the rules as they go to prevent some sort of cataclysmic downturn
They've already done this too many times and the system is crumbling from every side, one more stunt like the Covid printer and it's ogre.

[Anonymous No.52978590]

>>52978517
by their look there, someone who has spent a week getting throughly broken in and now answers to the name princess

[CoffeeGang No.52978593]

>>52978560
it just keeps dropping..-.
thinking the whole time, stop it shouldnt go lower buit it just keeps dumping...
i shouldnt buy puts
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.52978596]

Italian mozzarella chicken sandy from wendys

[Anonymous No.52978597]

>>52978446
fucking retard, lmfao

[Anonymous No.52978603]

>>52978526
Either that or they wanted to fuck options gambling retail Bobo’s first and in the process hooked all the retail options gambling Mumu’s today

[Anonymous No.52978607]

>>52978502
*if only you knew how bad things really are

[Anonymous No.52978610]

Can RUT just get to goddam 1700 so I can buy a bag? You mumu faggots know it's inevitable so why wait

[Anonymous No.52978614]

>>52978446
So Is NVDA anon a troll or what?

[Anonymous No.52978616]

>>52978560
>>52978550
>>52978537
All you faggots do is deflect. No one cares to actually respond to my original point, which is that it's fucking absurd for a company to be down almost 9% with absolutely zero new information having to do with the company. Just admit that this isn't an organic bear market and that faggot ass bearish speculators are pushing everything down.

[Anonymous No.52978620]

>>52978036
INTC more or less falls under "critical infrastructure". The USA isn't going to let their last big semiconduction fab company to go under.

[Anonymous No.52978629]

>>52978515
wtf lol

[Anonymous No.52978637]

ok I booked $30k on my overnight SQQQ all-in, going flat now to wait and see if pce comes in cool tomorrow. I expect it will (jobless is keeping its trend, no reason non-services inflation shouldn't stay trending down as well) and we'll see a retard pump, which might kindle into a sad half-assed santa rally over next week. if it's hot then shorting is free money for another week though, even after today's leg down.

[Anonymous No.52978639]

>>52978620
Both TSMC and samsung are building fabs in the US

[Anonymous No.52978640]

>>52978596
might have to score one of these for lunch looks tasty

>>52978616
>its absurd because I said so and I get to decided what's absurd because I just do ugh I just do ok!

[Anonymous No.52978645]

>>52978596
Bruh, there is cum on your patty.

[Anonymous No.52978647]

>>52978616

No Tesla news but it’s down like 70% or something. Opened Stocktwits and look at the trending. Reddits favorite overvalued dogshit stocks (:

[Anonymous No.52978649]

>>52977493
so it's too late to open a short right? Thinking may be a good idea to open a long if we hit 10k on the nasdaq...

[Anonymous No.52978652]

>>52978270
Vaxxed?

[Anonymous No.52978653]

>>52978499
you need another booster, just to be safe

[Anonymous No.52978654]

>>52978616
>all this bull cope

[Anonymous No.52978659]

another brand new 52 week low for GME.
go congratulate the holders, really, they deserve this.

[Anonymous No.52978660]

>>52978596
What's the weird black stuff on the bun?

[Anonymous No.52978664]

>>52978596
are those any good?

[Anonymous No.52978665]

>>52978637
So
Should I sell my SQQQ today then?

[Anonymous No.52978666]

New

>>52978662
>>52978662

[Anonymous No.52978674]

>>52978639
They aren't USA-based.

[Anonymous No.52978687]

>>52978616
Sweetie, nothing is organic in this market. Stuff goes up, down, all around off no news all the time. It is what it is, you can go around crying when it happens to go the way you don’t want.

[Anonymous No.52978689]

>>52978620
I will literally only sell my shares to Xi Jinping. Deal with it.

[Anonymous No.52978693]

TSLA down about 8% today

[Anonymous No.52978696]

>>52978596
We call this the good goy special

[Anonymous No.52978702]

my account is less than 5% from breakeven

[Anonymous No.52978704]

>>52978516
I started investing in october and lost like 100$ because I did not realize premarket movements were a thing and that orders are not processed instantly on market open

[Anonymous No.52978708]

>>52978616

Dude, you very obviously do not understand the forces at work and should not be playing in the markets until you do.

You have a fundamental lack of perspective

[Anonymous No.52978710]

>>52978674
And that matters because?

[Anonymous No.52978711]

>>52978524
>inflation/recession fears are, as always, overblown
i definitely don't think they are

>people in charge of global monetary policy
there is no such thing (as in one global coordinated monetary policy), and by now you should understand that it's not super-coordinated capitalism deciding the course of history, but competition between individual blocs. this delusion only developed recently post USSR collapse up until 2018, and since then has slowly started dying out again. germany's chancellor (regardless of what you may think of him) called it a "change of times" when the ukraine war started because it proves that the blocs cannot be unified through trade, and i still think that that's very accurate.
if a bloc feels threatened, it'll start squeezing its opponents, leading to less trade and lower growth for everyone.

[Anonymous No.52978715]

>>52978659
kek baggies are still bagholding

[Anonymous No.52978720]

>>52978639
they don't necessarily compete against intel, though?

[Anonymous No.52978729]

>>52978640
>>52978654
>It's not absurd because....well I don't have a reason!
Yeah fuck you

[Anonymous No.52978751]

I sold my 384 puts yesterday and bought calls today. Laugh at me.

[Anonymous No.52978754]

>>52978720
They are in the foundry business

[Anonymous No.52978755]

>>52978033
that happens every other week

[Anonymous No.52978762]

>>52977820
HIGHER
LONGER

[Anonymous No.52978770]

>>52978751
thank you for your service

[Anonymous No.52978773]

>>52978665
beats me. I still think it's a given we reach new NDX lows in Q1, so if you don't care too much about where the next couple weeks go then hold steady I guess.

[Anonymous No.52978802]

>>52977777
>unchecked quints
Dead board, bottom signal.

[Anonymous No.52978820]

>>52978167
No.

[Anonymous No.52978845]

>>52978754
>>>52978524
>>inflation/recession fears are, as always, overblown
>i definitely don't think they are
>>people in charge of global monetary policy
afaiu, intel doesn't fab shit for other companies. in fact, they are now using other fabs to make some of their products
meanwhile, samsung (I think) and tsmc (obv) do fab for other companies.
also, only intel and amd (and maybe a few smaller companies) fab x86 chips. no one else competes against them in that market

[Anonymous No.52978855]

>>52978446
Hahaha you fucking dumbfuck. I tried to tell you days ago to exit the shit cause the bubble was about to pop and all you could say was muh boomer ratio. Go fuck yourself retard

[Anonymous No.52978881]

tomorrow green?

[Anonymous No.52978885]

Where exactly is the bottom for AMD anyway

[Anonymous No.52978999]

>>52978751
Don't feel bad, we all knew this Santa rally was a game of hot potato and even I would have expected it to last at least this week. But it seems some (((big players))) rugged everyone today.

Just admit you were gambling, realize your losses and move on.

[Anonymous No.52979059]

>>52978999
Isn't the Santa rally supposed to happen the week after Christmas anyway? Seems like I remember that being the pattern.

[Anonymous No.52979078]

>>52979059
yes, i've stopped bothering to correct people

[Anonymous No.52979306]

>>52978616
It was absurd that it climbed 60% from October lows on no news, you fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.52979384]

>>52978616
>Line go up in a retarded fashion
>Ah yes NVDA is priced right where it should be
>Line goes down in equal and opposite retarded fashion
>Noooo this is heckin speculation!

[Anonymous No.52980513]

>>52978881
You know I know and everyone else knows, February wont be 0.5%, but back to 0.75% with the current pce and job data.
Usually December is a lay off month...

[Anonymous No.52980996]

>>52980513
Nope.

https://twitter.com/LynAldenContact/status/1605970518661906432