/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52976349]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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>>52972895

[Anonymous No.52976364]

>>52976349
CLF BROS
OUR TIME HAS COME

[Anonymous No.52976373]

[Anonymous No.52976375]

what would he invest in if he lived today

[Anonymous No.52976378]

Load up on TSLQ and long-dated puts while you can. Elon's driving his company into the ground.

[Anonymous No.52976390]

Where's that nvidia and tesla baggie? I want to taste his tears of impotent rage. Fucking dick less loser

[Anonymous No.52976400]

WHEN THE COLD OF WINTER COMES
STARLESS NIGHTS WILL COVER DAY
IN THE VEILING OF THE SUN
WE WILL WALK IN BITTER RAIN

https://youtu.be/WDvuZrxYWgc

[Anonymous No.52976402]

What the fuck can we even do at this point? One YouTuber I follow is saying that index fund investing isn’t going to work anymore either. People will have to do research and pick individual stocks. That’s not going to work for the vast majority of people. Most people are going to have to buy bonds in order to build wealth.

[Anonymous No.52976404]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.52976405]

buy SOXL

[Anonymous No.52976406]

>>52976349
TSLA has started nearly every day this week down >2% in 30 min lmao

This market needs viagra

[Anonymous No.52976407]

>>52976375
$GEO

[Anonymous No.52976410]

Intel looking tasty. Almost ready to pull the trigger on a few hundred shares to farm dividends and covered calls

[Anonymous No.52976411]

Fuck

[Anonymous No.52976416]

I panic sold 16k of sqqq for a four dollar gain. Am I going to make it?

[Anonymous No.52976419]

>>52976402
>following youtuber advice

[Anonymous No.52976422]

It is so monumentally retarded how much the entire market shits the bed in unison on days like this. LOL GOOD NEWS IS BAD NEWS has to be one of the most annoying tropes of the last couple years. In previous years, a massive company like Nvidia that generates billions in sales and is doing fine by all measures moving -4% on a day where there isn't a single piece of news specifically related to the company would be absurd.

[Anonymous No.52976424]

>>52976405
Soxl going to 8.50

[Anonymous No.52976435]

can americans buy norwegian stocks? i will havde some tastsy x2 and x3 plays in the coming months on some norwegian stocks if ur intersted.

[Anonymous No.52976436]

>>52976422
99% of the market is indexes now bro. I'm talking about institutional investing not reddit, of course its all correlated

[Anonymous No.52976445]

>>52976402
>one youtuber i follow is saying that index fund investing isn’t going to work anymore

[Anonymous No.52976446]

I made 36% this year shorting tech and longing OIL.

[Anonymous No.52976447]

>>52976435
kys

[Anonymous No.52976451]

Im up 7% on meta puts , should i sold right now or wait????? Pls respond

[Anonymous No.52976461]

>>52976405
When it hits like $5 I may buy a pity share or two

[Anonymous No.52976462]

>>52976436
less than 15% of the market is passively invested into indexes. suck my weiner you uneducated slug
>>52976451
>7% on options

[Anonymous No.52976470]

WONDERFUL SANTA RALLY BROS!

[Anonymous No.52976472]

glad i didn't buy yesterday, my brain couldn't handle 2 enraging days in a row

[Anonymous No.52976474]

>>52976451
Wait for friday

[Anonymous No.52976483]

So what happened with the bulls from last night?

[Anonymous No.52976487]

>>52976407
Burry is Hitler?

[Anonymous No.52976488]

>>52976422
debt is actually -risky- now. So, yoloing into a bunch of debt to "grow the company" isn't necessary a sure thing anymore.

[Anonymous No.52976489]

>>52976422
>LOL GOOD NEWS IS BAD NEWS has to be one of the most annoying tropes of the last couple years
not 1/10 as annoying as pivotfaggots spamming BAD NEWS IS GOOD NEWS all summer long. All these algo dumps on economic prints are just pivotfags getting their comeuppance

[Anonymous No.52976491]

>>52976483
they got runover and shat on by some deer ass

[Anonymous No.52976493]

>TSLA

[Anonymous No.52976494]

>>52976407
Redpill me on GEO. I know the Big Short manlet is into it but beyond that i dont know much

[Anonymous No.52976497]

Are the call holders I told to take profits in here today
Did you listen?

[Anonymous No.52976498]

Turns out passing another 2 trillion of insider pork spending isn't bullish

[Anonymous No.52976499]

>>52976462
implying im talking about passive investing. Did you know you can also sell ETFs?

[Anonymous No.52976503]

post some comfy mumus

[Anonymous No.52976505]

Crypto just became securities today. I guess I'm a stocks trader now.

[Anonymous No.52976507]

>>52976422
How are you this stupid? Stocks move up and down based on future expectations, not the immediate reality. NVDA still has a 70 P/E, but now the expectation has changed from knock out grow to a possible retraction so people want to GTFO before they get stuck with the bag.

[Anonymous No.52976508]

Slurping AMD here

[Anonymous No.52976515]

>>52976505
Not all securities are stocks
Bonds are also securities

[Anonymous No.52976519]

>>52976498
mmm pork, i gonna have another beef feast tonight, that's for sure

[Anonymous No.52976522]

>>52976505
First move is to obtain a proper female broker next step is to beat daily inflation (7%)

[Anonymous No.52976524]

>>52976508
what does "slurping" mena? that you are buying some stock but not buying with all ur money at once since the stock is slowly going down?

[Anonymous No.52976525]

>>52976488
Right but a lot of these companies that keep selling off 1/20th of their value at every headline are actually doing fine, that's the point. The selling seems irrational when the companies are doing billions of dollars worth of business every quarter.

[Anonymous No.52976527]

>>52976402
>One YouTuber I follow is saying that index fund investing isn’t going to work anymore either
>>52976419
>>52976445
isn't that what this anon says? >>52975790

[Anonymous No.52976530]

dont tell the market makers but I just bought calls

[Anonymous No.52976540]

So is tesla going to $100?
It literally went from 300 to 133.how is this legal?

[Jealous No.52976541]

>>52976505
I became a forex trader today. I think my oil prediction is going to give me an increasingly favorable USDRUB rate.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.52976543]

Is everybody enjoying Hanukkah>

[Anonymous No.52976546]

>>52976530
RIP

[Anonymous No.52976547]

>>52976525
>stock 900×
>this is fine
>stock takes a 50 percent haircut after business starts going poorly
>NOOOOOO THIS IS IRRATIONAL SELLING AAAAA NIGGERMAN SAVE ME

[Anonymous No.52976548]

>>52976519
>1420 calories

doubtful

[Anonymous No.52976551]

>>52976507
Again, with interest rates going up, company debt is going from a "possible growth and gains" mindset to "possible bankruptcy and loss" mindset. Gotta rework the weights in those equations. 5 years ago "Company A secured 50 billion in loans from blah blah blah" was good. Now it's not.

[Anonymous No.52976558]

>>52976540
>tsla baggie

[Anonymous No.52976561]

>>52976546
just looking for a green dildo to buy my liquor for christmas
or a red dildo to make me angrily masturbate instead

[Anonymous No.52976562]

>>52976540
it's only $133 overvalued now!

[Anonymous No.52976568]

>>52976547
>business starts doing poorly
My man that is clearly NOT the case with companies like Nvidia, like I've said. They sell billions of fucking dollars worth of their products every quarter and what they sell has only become more in-demand over time.

[Anonymous No.52976571]

>>52976524
it’s just a reddit term for buying the dip

[Anonymous No.52976573]

>>52976349
I'm shorting the shit out of NKE. That is all.

[Anonymous No.52976585]

Erm, guys? The put to call ratio is too high so the market can't go red.

[Anonymous No.52976586]

>>52976548
probably x2 that, biggest burger i've had, delicious

[Anonymous No.52976589]

should I write february $26 puts for INTC?

[Anonymous No.52976590]

>INTC
P/E- 8
Dividend yield- 5.5%

Yea I’m pulling the trigger

[Anonymous No.52976591]

Puts

[Anonymous No.52976593]

>>52976422
>>52976390
There you are you fucking faggot. Let me just say HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHAHAHAHAHQHWHAHAHAHAHWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. FAG.

[Anonymous No.52976596]

>>52976527
anon you need to think for yourself here. why in the world would mutual funds suddenly not work anymore? go back and read for yourself what worked and what didn't in the bear markets that came before and work that shit out. better yet, short the shit out of the market's best performers in the past 10 years and you'll make money off their over-valued collapse.

[Anonymous No.52976600]

>>52976573
I should have bought the 110 puts yesterday. Would have 5x'd even with two months of theta.

[Anonymous No.52976601]

>>52976586
what restaurant?

[Anonymous No.52976605]

>>52976527
Yeah. The guy I follow said that it’s going to be dead for 10 years. I’m not sure what to do. I might just have to accept mediocre returns for the next 10 years. I’m not going to consistently beat the market with stock picking.

[Anonymous No.52976606]

Damn, I tried a short straddle strategy and got instantly obliterated. I panic sold at a loss. It seems nothing I do works or even comes close to working.

[Anonymous No.52976607]

How high can SQQQ go bros? I bought it at $47 when someone shilled it during last months big rally. Will it ever go back to $500,000?

[Anonymous No.52976610]

>>52976591
aaand the bottom’s in. thanks bud.

[Anonymous No.52976613]

>>52976590
>he still uses P/E

lol

[Anonymous No.52976614]

B I L I
I
L
I

[Anonymous No.52976622]

>>52976590
MU had a pe of 8 and mr. pelosi still saw its price decline by 50%.

[Anonymous No.52976625]

>>52976568
How are you this dense? NVDA is valued 70x over its earnings. In a rising rates environment investors can now expect its earnings to be cut by increased debt payments as well as the company to not grow as they put off accruing more debt or reinvesting their revenue.

[Anonymous No.52976628]

>put to call ratio is too high
Someone please tell him.

[Anonymous No.52976630]

>>52976613
Yes p/e is still relevant. AMD p/e is like 40 and NVDA is 68. You’re going to live to see INTC regain control of the chip market

[Anonymous No.52976631]

>>52976593
I don't hold TSLA or NVDA though you obsessive ass

[Anonymous No.52976632]

>>52976596
I have no idea, I don't know much about this stuff, I'm not the one saying that that's what will happen, but... if shit crabs for 10 years, what do you think will happen to pensions and shit?

[Anonymous No.52976635]

>>52976607
oh golly
getting february/march 2020 vibes here except there’s no infinite QE to look forward to

[Anonymous No.52976636]

>>52976585

[Anonymous No.52976638]

I should NOT have slurped AMD.

[Anonymous No.52976641]

>>52976561
theres the red dildo

[Anonymous No.52976643]

>China's largest shipping company, China Cosco Shipping, has refused to transport Russian oil, Bloomberg reports.
>The Greek "Avin International", whose fleet includes 35 tankers with a total capacity of 2.5 million tons, also announced a "boycott" of Russian barrels.
>Russia now has to sell its oil at $30-$40 after discounts
Laughing right now at the retards here that said in Feb. to buy Lukoil and shit. Always do the opposite of /polsmg/tards. As such, do the reverse when they say that muh West is finished.

[Anonymous No.52976646]

BUDDY LOOK AT AMD AND NVIDIA
BUDDY LOOK AT CARMAX

[Anonymous No.52976648]

SOXL has breached $10.

[Anonymous No.52976651]

>>52976375
LULU

[Anonymous No.52976655]

>>52976601
Wendy's - their beef and cheese are legit

[Anonymous No.52976664]

>>52976605
Only hope for market growth is an AI revolution, but it’s probably not worth it because the massive unemployment will offset the productivity gains. There won’t be any consumers to buy anything. How are Bogleheads going to cope when their strategy doesn’t work anymore?

[Anonymous No.52976668]

SOXL going to 8.50

[Anonymous No.52976669]

Peak panic sell off is in

[Anonymous No.52976673]

>>52976655
I haven't been there in years but always was my fav fast food

[Anonymous No.52976677]

>>52976643
i dont think any1 actually has russian oil now
was mildly interested and discussed it too, but my cuck broker doesnt let me buy it

[Anonymous No.52976678]

>>52976590
>$KM (K-Mart)
P/E - 7
Dividend Yield - 3.5%

Yea I'm pulling the trigger

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.52976684]

What happened to the Santa rally?

[Anonymous No.52976685]

>>52976664
if there were an actual AI revolution (there won’t be) then UBI would finally make sense

[Anonymous No.52976687]

Is the santa rally supposed to be before or after christmas? What is happening?

[Anonymous No.52976689]

>>52976669
>VIX @ 20
>peak panic

kek, lol even

[Anonymous No.52976690]

Just bought 100 shares AMZN and 300 shares PARA.
How much can I expect to lose?
I read and article on Motley and it successfully shilled them to me.

[Anonymous No.52976691]

>>52976573
whoever you are anon, thanks, i followed you

[Anonymous No.52976692]

>>52976551
Rising rates just means bigger payments to service debts, which means less profits, less money to reinvest, and less incentive for companies to acquire more debt, it doesn’t necessarily mean bankruptcy and liquidation. only a very poorly run company would collapse after rates were raised to 5%.

[Anonymous No.52976693]

>>52976631
LOL u mad

[Anonymous No.52976697]

What the absolute fuck is the tangible reason for this level of selloff?? Jesus fucking christ

[Anonymous No.52976699]

>muh P/E

AMZN bears have been parroting this for 15 years

Guess what? They missed a fucklot of money

[Anonymous No.52976705]

>>52976684
>>52976687
The rally is on,if you're shorting that is

[Anonymous No.52976706]

GENTLEMAN I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE I AM NOW LONG INTEL CORPORATION!!!!

[Anonymous No.52976711]

>>52976692
>Was selling debt with coupons of 2.5%
>Now coupons must run 5-6%
Go check how much that changes the cost of debt anon on a mortgage.

[Anonymous No.52976714]

>>52976692
> only a very poorly run company would collapse after rates were raised to 5%
what kind of companies do well when the printer is running

[Anonymous No.52976715]

>>52976668
SOXL is going to $0.00

[Anonymous No.52976717]

What the fuck even is a semiconductor

[Anonymous No.52976716]

>>52976697
better than expected gdp

[Anonymous No.52976720]

>>52976690
I regret buying Amazon. A lot of people think it won’t recover. AWS is losing market share and it doesn’t innovate anymore.

[CoffeeGang No.52976719]

Did someone say
SANTA RALLEY XD
this is glorious

[Anonymous No.52976729]

>>52976699
AMZN has shed 800 billion in market cap this year alone you stupid nigger

[Anonymous No.52976730]

>>52976706
those bags are going to get heavy

[Anonymous No.52976733]

>>52976632
pensions are gonna get heemed in the short term and people won't be able to retire. period. pension planners are gonna be forced to be way more conservative in their investments and take on a lot of dividend stocks and bonds which will drive momentum away from growth garbage. basically we're back to value being king once this shit settles but until then short the fuck out of anything trading at 25 - 50x valuation.

[Anonymous No.52976735]

>>52976719
why does being a bobo bro feel so good

[Anonymous No.52976746]

I'm buying Intel at $10 after the divvy cut and not a penny less.

[CoffeeGang No.52976748]

>>52976720
i also have Amazon..... SHorts
I dont think it will recover, recession and qt will melt it down

[Anonymous No.52976750]

>>52976716
Yeah somehow that's so overwhelmingly bearish that people suddenly want to sell shit like NVDA to the tune of -6%. Yeah fucking right.

[Anonymous No.52976751]

>>52976692
True -- but the equations have shifted. Debt taken on now and in the future should be "priced in" but debt taken on before the raises, and projects started before the raises now need their growth estimates reexamined.

[Anonymous No.52976755]

[Anonymous No.52976756]

>>52976719
>>52976735

[Anonymous No.52976761]

TSLA just can't be stopped

[Anonymous No.52976763]

>>52976705
I...I uh...I'm not? What? Fuck you bobo

[Anonymous No.52976768]

>>52976730
nah it's hedged with NVDA puts.

[Anonymous No.52976770]

>>52976720
Dang. I did little research. Fool and his money...
Honestly I just assumed incoming recession, they have strong infrastructure and can outlast others in a tough environment. Was hard to see them falling much fuether. But maybe that's untrue.

[Anonymous No.52976780]

Mumu?

[Anonymous No.52976785]

Don't do that spy. Don't give me hope.

[Anonymous No.52976786]

>>52976673
A man of taste as well

[Anonymous No.52976787]

ceo of DRV here
i don't know WTF is happening to my company

[Anonymous No.52976791]

>>52976493
I may do a cum tribute to Cathie if SARK reaches 70

[Anonymous No.52976795]

>>52976780
AAAAAAAAAAAAHH

[Anonymous No.52976796]

santa rally bros
they scam pumped us on christmas eve
wtf....

[Anonymous No.52976801]

Why is AMD allowing this to happen to their loyal investors?

[Anonymous No.52976802]

when you realize that high cash flow, low multiple stocks are like short duration bonds and high debt, high multiple stocks are long duration, things make a lot more sense, i.e. anyone who bought growth stocks in the past year is about as stupid as buying 10 year bonds when interest rates are 0%

[Anonymous No.52976803]

[Anonymous No.52976804]

>>52976785
fucking degenerate option gambler. i hope that's a small amount of your portfolio but the weird numbers make me think it's an all-in

[Anonymous No.52976805]

>>52976720
It can recover if they stop burning so much money on the video side of the equation, but doubt it less they fire all the woke retards.

[Anonymous No.52976808]

Europe is only down 1% . Dax is so strong.

[Anonymous No.52976812]

>>52976787
DRV used to print- now it doesn't know what it even does anymore.

[Anonymous No.52976815]

AMCsisters I don't feel so good.

[Anonymous No.52976816]

>>52976750
jobless came in under expectations AGAIN which is going to set the tone for the following week, every week for the forseeable future because Jerome has now indicated that the fed doesn't care about any other economic prints and won't consider lowering rates until the labor market has softened. CPI+PCE could come in negative MoM and it doesn't matter so long as people aren't getting laid off.

[Jealous No.52976822]

>>52976795

[Anonymous No.52976827]

>there are people buying the dip in Carmax right now
so when did you all realize the stock market is stupid as fuck? i realized last year that all the smart people are in Eurodollar futures and even the bond market is smarter than the stock market

its been great watching youtuber stock shills get btfo this year

[Anonymous No.52976829]

what is mumu thinking right now

[Anonymous No.52976830]

>>52976720
They need to 100% dump all of the streaming shit absolute money pit

[Anonymous No.52976835]

>>52976804
Close -- It was an "I have this much liquid left, I don't want it to just sit here" buy. Then the market rocketed. And then it never came down, and I just wrote them off as a loss.

[Anonymous No.52976843]

>>52976816
It’s absurd that he’s chairman in the first place. He’s not an economist. He’s a lawyer.

[Anonymous No.52976846]

They laughed when I suggested peer to peer lending instead of relying entirely on stocks. They aren’t laughing now

[Anonymous No.52976851]

>>52976829
Longing rope

[Anonymous No.52976853]

>>52976835
just pretend it was a hedge

[Anonymous No.52976856]

>>52976750
>Noooo my bags should be immune!
What part of the everything bubble do you still not get?

[Anonymous No.52976859]

kek baggies
>>52976846
kys

[Anonymous No.52976861]

>>52976829
That I'm a big stupid dummy with a poopy butt.

[Anonymous No.52976863]

>>52976843
>he thinks economists know something special
Lol

[Anonymous No.52976865]

>>52976349
Oof

[Anonymous No.52976867]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.52976868]

>>52976846
When a real recession hits all those loans will hit 0 and you are probably underpricing the rate needed for non payment by 50% or more

[Anonymous No.52976870]

>>52976846
>p2p lending

[Anonymous No.52976871]

>>52976816
>Jerome has now indicated...
Do you genuinely believe anything that the Fed says? They said they wouldn't raise rates in 2022 but here we are. I think people are interpreting the last two FOMC meetings incorrectly, Powell can't outright say "lol yeah if we hike much more it's going to blow up in everyone's face so we're just going to keep up the political theater until the cracks start to show", so instead he laughs and says they aren't going to crash the economy with high interest and mentions slowing the pace of hikes.

[Anonymous No.52976872]

>>52976829
>its P/E is so good
>the market is over-reacting
>they just cant see what i can see
>i'll just average down
>in a year ill be the one who's laughing

Many such cases

[Anonymous No.52976873]

>>52976859
u mad?
>>52976846
he mad cause no yield heh

[Anonymous No.52976883]

>>52976808
And i have no idea why, fucking shitcoin

[Anonymous No.52976886]

>>52976868
No they won’t. That’s never happened in the history of loans. The majority of my loans will pay minimum payments until the loan expires. You just replied to me with a copeing mechanism

[Anonymous No.52976891]

>>52976822
spam

[Anonymous No.52976893]

>>52976808
DAX is a stablecoin. 1% is actually the high end of movement.

[Anonymous No.52976897]

i have 70k in cash and was feeling massive FOMO yesterday
i must stick to plan and i did

i wi only buy with half my cash ag the very end (dec 28 t+2) to take care of suckers selling for tax losses

[Anonymous No.52976900]

>>52976846
would you lend me 20k to buy more SOXL?
I am good for it, I swear

[Anonymous No.52976905]

>>52976720
Just look at how much money was wasted on Lord of the Rings, some $465 billion for a fucking tv show. Does that sound like smart management to you. They have fell quite hopelessly into the social media trap of thinking scoring 'social points' is worth the cost not matter the $ value. No buisiness will survive this in the long run now cheap money is off the table.

[Anonymous No.52976906]

>>52976886
>unsecured loans ALWAYS get paid back, they just do ok?

[Anonymous No.52976909]

South Africa bros don't look at the JSE

[Anonymous No.52976910]

Well my 40k pickup purchase didn't work out. Looking for at one for 50k now, which is a little out of budget

[Anonymous No.52976912]

>>52976900
No. That’s too much exposure. I only lend $25 to each loan.

[Anonymous No.52976911]

I exited my DRV calls for a 10% profit, now I am just sitting on shares with a boatload of money while I wait to join a EU rust server to call them poor

[Anonymous No.52976914]

>Pretty much every single semi ticker completely oversold on the 1-day, 1-week and 3-month charts, many heading towards oversold on the 1-year and 5-year
>Bears getting cocky
lmao

>>52976872
I'm honestly curious what you faggots will say in a year when everyone who's been DCAing this whole time is deep in the green

[Anonymous No.52976924]

>>52976886
you should go all in then if it's free 18% money

[Anonymous No.52976925]

>>52976905
It was 465 million mate, not billion, but yeah AMZN has some pretty poor money management.

[Anonymous No.52976927]

>>52976906
Yea most of the time they do. Prosper is still sending a collection agency and nuking your credit from orbit. You’ll pay your minimum payments and smile for the privilege

[Anonymous No.52976929]

>>52976910
don't buy anything new other than a toyota. Everyone else has so many damn electronics
>>52976912
so can I get $25 a day until morale is restored?

[Anonymous No.52976932]

What is Rocker going to buy?

[Anonymous No.52976935]

>>52976914
they will say the stock market is
a) rigged
b) fake
c) gay
d) all of the above

[Anonymous No.52976939]

>>52976871
>Do you genuinely believe anything that the Fed says?
people who haven't believed what the fed says have been eating dogshit for going on a year now. Were you longing in March because you thought the fed was never going to raise rates over 0?

>he laughs and says they aren't going to crash the economy with high interest
he says the exact opposite, that they're going to keep rates high so long as the labor market doesn't show signs of cooling. They want to cool off the economy and have even indicated they're not sure they can accomplish a soft landing but of course would prefer it. Your interpretation of fedspeak sucks balls and is typical of pivotfags, you look for double meanings and secret messages when literally all you've had to do the last year to make loads of money is take them at their word and believe what they're saying.

[Anonymous No.52976940]

Sears will partner with icy piss ticker ICP and rebuild their website on the ICP blockchain themed in n64 colors and graphics. Kanye YE will become chairman of sears and promote christian brands on sears. Sears will make their stores decentralized franchises with decentralized vendors selling their goods at sears locations rebuilt and restored to 90s vaporwave aesthetic. Amazon and big tech is done for.

[Anonymous No.52976942]

>>52976914
> I'm honestly curious what you faggots will say in a year when everyone who's been DCAing this whole time is deep in the green

Lol. Lmao. This ride is going to last so much longer than you think.

[Anonymous No.52976943]

>>52976927
Until prosper goes under

[Anonymous No.52976944]

whats the best and most reliable car i can get for 3k usd? i dont want to do any repairs, i dont want any mechanic shit, i just want to buy a shitbox i can drive until it breaks down without any hassle.

[Anonymous No.52976946]

>>52976924
No one said 18%. I have a select mix of safe loans and higher risk loans. A lot of people pay extra principle every month so the yield drops as time goes on. Beats the market this year by a lot tho

[Anonymous No.52976951]

>>52976932
Nothing, considering his poorfag $7k portfolio is needed to keep afloat his future NEET life.
>>52976935
Truth. Even though none of that is *actually* true, of course.

[Anonymous No.52976952]

>>52976927
thanks for the hot insider tip, this is the most sound advice in the thread

[Anonymous No.52976953]

i have made more money gambling in vegas than i have trying to invest this year
it's nice to be 100% cash and just forget about inflation, macro, jpow, and rape hikes.

[Anonymous No.52976955]

>>52976943
which it will since it relies on anon staking for meager profits

[Anonymous No.52976957]

>>52976943
>he said for the 16th year in a row

[Anonymous No.52976964]

>>52976946
1st minor recession hits none of those loans are getting paid back don't say you weren't warned

[Anonymous No.52976965]

I'm so happy there aren't any namefags around right now.

[Anonymous No.52976966]

>>52976925
Whoops, typo. Thanks for correction.

[Anonymous No.52976968]

SOXL sisters now is the time to strike

[Anonymous No.52976969]

>>52976929
>Everyone else has so many damn electronics
Everything does. Coming from an early 2000s 2500 is a big change. I'm looking for an GMC AT4 or Chevy ZR2/Z71 mid size pickup

[Anonymous No.52976972]

>>52976953
90% cash after inflation*

[Anonymous No.52976974]

>>52976911
dont wait too long- DRV to high 70s come mid Jan Feb IMO

[Anonymous No.52976976]

>>52976944
honda fit is the most reliable shitbox by a wide mile but you probably can't get one for 3k. or even 6k lmao.

[Anonymous No.52976979]

>>52976965
It’s truly a miracle. No avatarfags either.

[Anonymous No.52976981]

More.

[Anonymous No.52976986]

Get ready for a scam pump boys, just sold my calls for a loss.

[Anonymous No.52976987]

Let's see what the Pelosi's are trading.

[Anonymous No.52976995]

>>52976969
Toyota doesn't lock out of most systems due to electronics though. If you work on anything else you need a specialist in electrical work. I dunno, I was talking new trucks with an anon over the summer.

[Anonymous No.52976996]

>>52976968
Literally every time I buy it dumps even more. After a year I'm so fucking tired of this shit.

[Anonymous No.52976997]

>>52976979
The truest Christmas miracle

[Anonymous No.52977003]

>>52976957
This doesn't bode well for your future...

[Anonymous No.52977005]

>>52976996
why don't you just buy the bottom and sell the top

[Anonymous No.52977006]

>>52976944
$3k means you're going to put at least $2k per year of basic repairs just to keep it running, you'll have to replace timing belts, transmissions, gaskets, seals, bearings etc. A 'shitbox' that's actually functional and can be driven hassle free costs a minimum of $10k these days and even then you might need to do lots of minor replacements like a timing belt change

[Anonymous No.52977007]

>>52976957
>company didn't even chug through 2008
that's not inspiring any confidence nigger

[Anonymous No.52977008]

>>52976996
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL BUYING YOU RETARD

[Anonymous No.52977009]

>>52976974
I was sitting on OTM calls for january that I bought when DRV was $50 and watched theta rape them

[Anonymous No.52977012]

I'm an idiot and i regret not being all cash or similar.

[Anonymous No.52977013]

>>52976986
tomorrow pce is probably soft or on target again, market will scam pump off of that. I don't see any more santa rally catalysts beyond that though. we'll have to see how bad the market wants to manifest gains despite there being zero good fucking reason for green right now.

[Anonymous No.52977022]

Lmao bulls thanks for the gains

[Anonymous No.52977023]

>>52977006
man wtf hapened to the us

[Anonymous No.52977030]

>>52977008
>What is DCAing?
To lower my cost basis so when it inevitably goes back up I make more money. I'm fine with waiting a long time, it just fucking blows right now.

[Anonymous No.52977031]

>>52977006
lol

>>52976944
anything 90s era asian you'll be fine. you do know how to do basic maintenance right?

[Anonymous No.52977032]

>>52977023
nothing happened, you're just poor

[Anonymous No.52977041]

>>52977023
Jews

[Anonymous No.52977044]

Should I just go all in on zero coupon bonds that mature in April?

[Anonymous No.52977045]

PULL UP
PULL UP

[Anonymous No.52977051]

BROTHER TAKE A LOOK AT THE NATGAS COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.52977052]

>>52977030
BRO.. YOUR LEVERAGE DECAY? 3X ARE NOT LONG TERM THINGS YOU DCA INTO

[Anonymous No.52977053]

>>52977030
>DCA into 3X leverage in a highly volatile market

[Anonymous No.52977063]

Obvii got rejectored earlier

[Anonymous No.52977075]

Imagine being Elon

[Anonymous No.52977076]

>>52977030
Damn, you retards really be DCAing into a bull LETF during a bear market. God damn. RIP to your money for at least a decade is not forever if the SEC decides to get rid of LETFs.

[CoffeeGang No.52977079]

Fuck it.
even if tsla dropped so far, 1k now...
I might regret it but it just dont look like there is a bottom anytime soon
wtf is this sinking Stone

[Anonymous No.52977080]

And here I'm sitting in cash like a faggot again. Someone please put me out of my misery

[Anonymous No.52977082]

What a depressing week. The only thing I have to look forward to is DSP’s Christmas marathon event tomorrow. Should be pretty comfy and I’m sure Derich will say some hilarious shit.

[Anonymous No.52977083]

>>52977031
i dont, i dont know a single thing about car except fill gas on it

[Anonymous No.52977087]

gentlemen,
please make your way to the gamestop general thread and congratulate them on a brand new 52 week low.

[Anonymous No.52977088]

Fuck I have been re-heeemed pretty hard here

[Anonymous No.52977089]

Merry Christmas mumutard

[Anonymous No.52977092]

>AMD RSI is 7

lol

[Anonymous No.52977094]

It's almost like I hate money.
I can't lose it any faster.

[Anonymous No.52977096]

>>52977083
>can't even change the tranny fluid
pathetic

[Anonymous No.52977108]

Everything as comfy and then the fucking amerikikes start dumping again. I'm at the point where I seriously hope that america gets nuked into oblivion the next decade.

[Anonymous No.52977112]

I-is it over?!

[Anonymous No.52977118]

>he though that fake&gay pump in november was real
>he thought it a was over
>he ignored my warnings of VIX going lower despite market GIGA crabbing which would cause a MELTDOWN
>he has nigger IQ and think VIX literally measures volatility
And most importantly
>he forgot we are in KITTY KOT market
You are not this guy, right /essemgee/?

[Anonymous No.52977119]

KEK BAGGIES
SELL REDDIT SELL

[Anonymous No.52977121]

>>52977094
inverse yourself
like as though you are some form of stock tranny

[Anonymous No.52977126]

TQQQ bros..

[Anonymous No.52977127]

Bruh wtf

[Anonymous No.52977132]

>>52977003
Yes 2008 happened. Thankfully prosper self regulated and set a minimum credit score requirement of 640.

[Anonymous No.52977143]

In hindsight it looks like the Fed wanted to engineer a small pump in october and november by appearing dovish in the media, so that they could crush the market leading up to christmas. Peak demoralization to have everyone wrecked at the christmas dinner table. And it will likely be very effective

[CoffeeGang No.52977146]

>>52977127
if they even lose 130 now LMAO

[Anonymous No.52977147]

I tired to warn the SKYT shillers. I tried to warn the TLRY shiller. All you had to do was wait, or at least sell the pumps.

You. Must. All. Be. Liquidated. For. The. Bear. Market. To. End.

[Anonymous No.52977151]

>>52977132
credit scores are inflated thanks to pandemic stimmies

[Anonymous No.52977155]

FUCK MY COFFEE IS TOO HOT

[Anonymous No.52977158]

>>52977127
AMZN is down 3.5 without the help of Musk's PR
Not that bad tbqh

[Anonymous No.52977166]

>>52977127
MERRY CHRYSLER BAGGIE

[Anonymous No.52977173]

>>52977151
Proof?

[Anonymous No.52977179]

lol bull faggots suck my dick. No sympathy for greedy faggots trying to buy stocks at VIX 19 in the current economic/macro landscape. Ludicrous complacency.

[Anonymous No.52977181]

>>52977143
Who is everyone lol?
Nobody cares anymore retard about the market

[Anonymous No.52977183]

DRV is about to fucking BLOW to 60's get ready kids

[Anonymous No.52977186]

This market is making my penis soft.

[Anonymous No.52977188]

>>52977051
NOOOOOO A 1% DROP IM RUINED I WAS 400x LEVERAGED

[Anonymous No.52977190]

GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER!

[Anonymous No.52977203]

GUGENHEIM CIO IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SELL ALL THE BONGS!!!!!!!!!!!
SCOTT MINERD IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!
>>52977132
Whatever. This anon >>52977151 is correct, but you'll goalpost move until you're broke. I posted my evidence as to why you're retarded, reading the last line of the second paragraph should clue you into that. Dont @ me again, faggot.
t. also have a wealthy wife

[Anonymous No.52977204]

>>52977179
I bought VIXM though. I'm very bullish on it right now

[Anonymous No.52977206]

>>52977147
skyt is a multi year play and even 30% isnt that bad for what type of stock it is (0 revenue 0 profit)

[Anonymous No.52977208]

>>52977190
God I want to fuck that bear so much

[Anonymous No.52977209]

>>52977155
nice problem to have

[Anonymous No.52977215]

>>52977127
Musk has upset the High Overlords too much this time. He will be liquidated & will be sweeping the floors at Twitter HQ before this is over. Imagine the memes we will all have to suffer when he gets blown out. The tranny gloat will be unending.

[Anonymous No.52977216]

>SOXL single digit
holy balls

[Anonymous No.52977221]

>>52977158
mollusk's crooked PRick

[Anonymous No.52977224]

WHOA BLACK BETTY

[Anonymous No.52977225]

In all seriousness, is there an actual bottom price for NatGas at this point or is it pure gambling to try and price this thing?

[Anonymous No.52977231]

>>52977216
>too new to remember 6$ soxl

[Anonymous No.52977233]

>>52977208
Bear fucks you anon

[Anonymous No.52977236]

>>52977203
Even in his picture he posted it said that by 2010 only 4% of loans were in a state of delinquency. Enjoy your -%8 stock losses next year

[Anonymous No.52977238]

>>52977206
You'll be holding multiyear bags. Warned.

[Anonymous No.52977240]

so glad I didn't buy this week kek

[Anonymous No.52977241]

What is going on and should I sell my SQQQ now? Day 43 of holding

[Anonymous No.52977242]

>>52977225
it's gambling, but also not. you have to read commodities and not stock articles because it's messy to get any real feel what's going on and what could go on that influences the price

[Anonymous No.52977246]

>>52977233
Not today anon. I’m all cash

[Anonymous No.52977254]

>>52977224
BLAMBALAMB

[Anonymous No.52977257]

>>52977231
Where the fuck did I imply that?

[Anonymous No.52977265]

>>52977242
much appreciated input fren. have a comfy day

[Anonymous No.52977264]

>>52977241
How much money do you expect to make versus how much could that money make you in other investments

[Anonymous No.52977267]

>gme is down to $19.50
tick tock baggies

[Anonymous No.52977272]

>>52977236
>mean & median return to *investors* is -2%
Lmao you okay plastic pipetard?

[CoffeeGang No.52977274]

>>52977254

[Anonymous No.52977275]

>>52977238
I have $200 in it i dont give a shit lad. I just think it's a potentailly nice long term 3x due to acquisition.

[Anonymous No.52977278]

Wtf happened? Everything was going to good and then I got bogged

[Anonymous No.52977284]

>>52977272
> >mean & median return to *investors* is -2%
Source?

[Anonymous No.52977285]

>>52977267
almost a new low isn't it?

[Anonymous No.52977291]

>>52977155
post pic of said coffee

[Anonymous No.52977297]

>>52977278
Turns out heading into a depression and the gov stealing another 2 trillion is not bullish

[Anonymous No.52977301]

>BBBY is below $2.50
>GME is below $19.50
holy fug
>>52977285
the lowest low is right after the meme pump when it went to $10 but they are flirting dangerously with a crash

[Anonymous No.52977302]

>>52977257
my bad

[Anonymous No.52977311]

>>52977291
I already did! It's an artist's rendering, but it's close enough

[Anonymous No.52977320]

>>52977301
these are meme stonks anon, they're flirting with 10xing overnight as much as they're flrting with a crash. These niggas crazy

[Anonymous No.52977328]

OOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.52977335]

>>52977203
no

[Anonymous No.52977343]

>>52977284
>gets given clear evidence
>cannot stop coping
Not my money lmao
Happy to watch you lose

[Anonymous No.52977348]

>>52976699
AMZN is literally the top wiper outer of investor wealth in 2022. I think it will recover, but not to the previous levels anytime even relatively soon.

[Anonymous No.52977352]

>>52977320
BBBY is in triple junk bond territory
GME has half a year of cash left

[Anonymous No.52977355]

>>52977343
You haven’t given any evidence. That’s why I asked for a source.

[Anonymous No.52977361]

I just jerked off to a poojeeta

[Anonymous No.52977379]

>>52977352
>he thinks the price of a stock is at all related to the financial well being of a company

[Anonymous No.52977381]

I transferred my Robinhood account to fidelity in early december and deposited my usual monthly deposit for my free $150 when do I get my gibbs >:(

[Anonymous No.52977385]

>310
We did it bros!
We defeated the early baker!
A round of applause for us! Please clap!

[Anonymous No.52977386]

>>52977348
*bagholder wealth

[Anonymous No.52977406]

>>52977348
I hadn't held any but just bought some today because I thought surely it couldn't fall further and then it did lmao

[Anonymous No.52977411]

>scott minerd is dead on cnbc
Told you

[Anonymous No.52977412]

>>52977385
cheers lad

[Anonymous No.52977415]

>>52977352
gotta agree with anon >>52977379 here, the price of those stocks could x10 on nothing at all. these stocks are fucking insane.

[Anonymous No.52977418]

>>52977381
I got cleared for it just yesterday but I called them after depositing back Dec 3
Call them

[Anonymous No.52977419]

>>52977381
ooo thanks for reminding me, looks like i just got mine, took 20 days

[Anonymous No.52977420]

[Anonymous No.52977423]

DO I SELL MY SQQQ OR NOT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.52977425]

>>52977190
The bear rises.

[Anonymous No.52977429]

>>52977381
shit bro that was your account I thought it was a papertrading account they gave me by mistake. Ive been daytrading it with soxl... you may want to sit down for this, I have not done well.

[Anonymous No.52977439]

>>52977415
The problem is that BBBY is literally in bankruptcy territory. Like they are trying to renegotiate their fucking junk bonds and pushed back the date twice already. They are going as high as 12% yield just to get any sort of cash debt pushed back

[Anonymous No.52977440]

>>52977425
more like my cock rises if you know what i mean

[Anonymous No.52977442]

I’m not baking

[Anonymous No.52977445]

>>52977418
>>52977419
I did it on the 6th so sounds like I just need to be a patient little goy. Thanks anons.

[Anonymous No.52977446]

>>52977423
ya for profits

[Anonymous No.52977456]

AND THEY KEEP SELLING

[CoffeeGang No.52977459]

>>52977423
4k on the table for me and i will hold that, at least for now.
this "pump" was weak

[Anonymous No.52977462]

>>52977420
Shit it’s real, no silver bull ever beats the grim reaper

[Anonymous No.52977465]

Ok, someone can actually bake now though...

[Anonymous No.52977470]

It was supposed to be a generational bottom

[Anonymous No.52977471]

real estate index is down -27% this year
get some good hard assets while you can

[Anonymous No.52977474]

>>52977439
doesn't matter. again the price of the ticker is completely and entirely divorced from reality. you're attempting to apply logic to something that has no logic.

[Anonymous No.52977476]

>>52977420
Qui?

[Anonymous No.52977478]

>>52977459
1k here and im gonna hold for a an hour or two more i think. based bobo bro

[Anonymous No.52977482]

>>52976905
The thing there is, will they learn from all of this? They know they just tanked, they know what their balance sheets show, and now have the opportunity to batten down and adjust.
>>52977348
I should have included that though I do think it will ultimately recover, I do not think it's reached bottom.

[Anonymous No.52977491]

>>52977474
I'm saying that if the company declares bankruptcy they are literally fucked dude, no matter how much you pump

[Anonymous No.52977492]

>>52977470
bottom wont be till spy hits 200

[Anonymous No.52977496]

>>52977465
no

>>52977462
pmfags literally die before they realize gains
lol
lmao even

[CoffeeGang No.52977501]

Tsla XD
it can go for round two as it looks

[Anonymous No.52977505]

>>52977423
I'm holding until next year
>t. $37 average

[Anonymous No.52977513]

Still not baking

[Anonymous No.52977523]

TSLA actually capitulating

[Anonymous No.52977525]

Baking

[Anonymous No.52977529]

>>52977513
YOURE GOING TO KILL US ALL IT'S ON PAGE 2 AHHHHH

[Anonymous No.52977530]

baking, nobody else bake

[Anonymous No.52977536]

>>52977482
>to batten down and adjust.
I think theyre already in production for s2 when they need to do a complete rewrite. They didnt learn a fucking thing.

[Anonymous No.52977542]

you can bake my balls, faggots

[Anonymous No.52977546]

>>52977080

The pain of missing this obvious-as-fuck move is far greater than if I had YOLO'd long and got stopped out...

And now it'll just crab sideways for the next 8 hours and I'll be lucky to make 1% if I try to trade.

This has been my entire year. I only make loosing entries, and miss the obvious winners. I'm starting to loose my mind.

Well, at least I'm forklift certified. Looking like 2023 will be the first year of my next decade wage-slaving like the subhuman I am to support the senpai.

[Anonymous No.52977556]

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>>52977493
>>52977493
>>52977493

[Anonymous No.52977576]

>>52977505
lol. I've been holding mine since Nov 9th and have a $52 average. teehee

[Anonymous No.52977627]

>>52977536
I presume you are referring to LotR. I watched only the very first however many minutes, up until the point they were climbing an ice wall. It was already so retarded looking I just stopped and went back to reading the Holy Bible. I wonder what their numbers are showing though, in terms of people joining their services to watch it, even if they think it sucked? I used "alternative streaming" to see that first little bit.

[Anonymous No.52977720]

>>52977627
Dont think anyone joined to watch it, I just watched efaps review of it but yeah its fucking retarded. HoTD blew it out of the water.

[Anonymous No.52979611]

>>52976402
my funds have been going green the past few days. still prefer buying stocks myself tho because more control and potential and no running fees