jews ruined my life

[Anonymous No.52973939]

I was just smoking weed with my butt plug in and watching a sissy anal trainer hypnosis video and the girl in the video told me to drink a shit ton of water and hold it my bladder for more pleasure while I was putting pressure against my prostate. When I finally had my hands free sissygasm (anal orgasm) a mixture of cum and piss shot out all over my room with the fury of a thousand suns. I kid you fucking not my entire bed and floor is now covered in a mixture of piss, cum, and lube. I just laid there and felt instant regret that I've never felt from my porn addiction before. I fucking hate the jews for doing this me. I haven't even cleaned it up yet, i'm just sitting here in bed on the verge of crying too ashamed to look at the mess i created.

[Anonymous No.52973950]

>>52973939
>Why are da jooz like this I just wanted to have 12 aryan children with a blonde 16 year old virgin waifu and watch my animu while she works her ass off this is not fair da west is lost

[Anonymous No.52973957]

>>52973939
Lol wut post pics

[Anonymous No.52973985]

>>52973950
Unironically this, nigger

[Anonymous No.52973989]

bullshit, no one in history has ever regretted a sissygasm

[Anonymous No.52973996]

>>52973985

They fear the woke from poster.

[Anonymous No.52974001]

why does nobody believe in a sissigasm?

[Anonymous No.52974016]

>>52973939
My God this board is retarded.

[Anonymous No.52974087]

>>52974016
this board is retarded, but more retarded you believe OP's projection fetish LARP

[Anonymous No.52974234]

>>52974087
I've read a lot on this board about your fetishes, among the most retarded which is being smothered between a woman's ass. So no, this isn't the least surprising thing to believe.

[Anonymous No.52974326]

>>52974234
Actually… I love it when a woman sits in my face with her asshole smothering me… I’m truly a degen. My wife says it doesn’t feel like anything but that’s bullshit because when she’s drunk she moans and screams when I eat her ass out. Then she wants anal and for her to creampie her. Women lie so much bros it’s so weird, especially about sex because they don’t want to be a “whore”.

Anyway, the cute femboy fetish is nice to jackoff to but realize that 95% of femboys and traps are batshit insane. You may get a tinder nut, but expect bailmail, suicide texts, and all other drama. Not to mention a higher risk of stds which will have you panicking. Been there, done that. But I still jack off to it, albeit.

[Anonymous No.52974359]

>>52973939
>business & finance

[Anonymous No.52974383]

>>52973939
if you're not larping, get a grip. you can start by melting that buttplug down or throwing it into the trash

[Anonymous No.52974688]

>>52973939

How is the weather in israel, shlomo?

for all the newfags: this is a typical subversion tactic: the text tries to make you think "this isnt the jews fault its his own fault! why do they always blame the poor jews!" - so it plants a thought into your brain by strongly suggesting but never explicitly saying what you are supposed to think. Your brain comes to the desired conclusion on its own and because of that you think its your own idea and you will accept it easier.
Also note how a sympathetic comment aiming in the same direction is the first response.

Thats the level where (mass) psychology and subversion is at this point.
They have perfectioned it over the last 100 years.
Be careful.

[Anonymous No.52974700]

>>52974688
>How is the wea-ACK