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52970818 No.52970818 [Reply] [Original]

/Snitchweaselbros/ is fucking over we were supposed to get off without charges
https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/ftxs-gary-wang-alamedas-caroline-ellison-plead-guilty-to-federal-charges-cooperating-with-prosecutors/ar-AA15xUxz

>> No.52970847

>>52970818
She's co-operating.
Gotta have some charges on the table, keep the weasel squealing. She'll keep co-operating and get probabation.

>> No.52970879

>>52970818
It's chipmunk bros and you know it, faggot

>> No.52970902

Of course she's snitching on SBF, he tried to throw her under the bus by lying that he had no involvement in Alameda.

>> No.52970917

shes gonna put that grippy on the judge

>> No.52970928

Trabucco bros, we can't stop winning

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>>52970818
carolinebros...

>> No.52971330

House arrest. Will get a golden parachute from government or university.

>> No.52971403
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Normies can't understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a divining rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps "Found you!". The Mathsweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendepity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman's dehydrated dick.

>> No.52971441

>>52971403
a new classic

>> No.52971447

LOOKS LIKE THE GRIPPY FLIPPIED

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>>52970818