/smg/ Stock Market General

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.52965016]

Dog in Space edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Previous >>52963642

[Anonymous No.52965038]

Reminder that y'all got about eighteen months to research and setup your reparations play. Gotta get that '24 turnout.

[Anonymous No.52965047]

this cant be the official Smg, its missing a few links

[Anonymous No.52965048]

How much of ALLY is auto financing? Are they the next great short now that Carvana is dying?

Also
How to play vixpiration?

[Anonymous No.52965064]

name fags shouldn't be allowed to bake

[Anonymous No.52965096]

>>52965016
REAL THREAD HERE
>>52965056
>>52964305
>>52965056
>>52964305

[Anonymous No.52965101]

>>52965064
Check the real thread;

>>52965056

>>52965056

>>52965056

[Anonymous No.52965117]

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.52965123]

>>52965101
sir this OP has a lower post number, you should check the catalog before baking.

[Anonymous No.52965124]

>>52965016
Well baggot, at least you put some effort into the bake. That's more than usual.

[Anonymous No.52965136]

Hey where did my on topic meme post go?

[Anonymous No.52965153]

Yes I, a former marine infantryman, see myself as better than you.

[Anonymous No.52965155]

How do I get a skinny gookfu

[Anonymous No.52965171]

Why do /gme/ keep trying to shill their thread?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.52965173]

>>52965155
you have to be one of g_ds chosen people

[Anonymous No.52965187]

You better start believing in the Santa Rally anon, you’re in it!

[Anonymous No.52965190]

>>52965155
You can literally just head to the new England area, find a port, and buy one from a shipping container for like $50. Where do you think baggot got his.

[Anonymous No.52965193]

>>52965187

[Anonymous No.52965196]

>>52965016
Never forget:
If they use a name, they keep the blame

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.52965198]

>>52965187
>inb4 GDP gets revised lower and we've been in recession all fucking year.

[Anonymous No.52965205]

>>52965153
>I'm gonna send my kids to go die for Israel and get paid next to nothing because muh muhreens can't be pozzed

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.52965212]

>>52965196
yawn, try harder

[Anonymous No.52965214]

>>52965187
Santa rally!

[Anonymous No.52965216]

>>52965205
>inflation up 15%
>army pays the same

[Anonymous No.52965217]

>>52965198
Doesn’t matter. My 380 calls print today at the close.

[Anonymous No.52965222]

Retard here. In quarterly reports the reported revenue is for the last quarter or is it annualized for the last 12 months?

[Anonymous No.52965225]

>>52965214
Satan rally!

[Anonymous No.52965227]

>>52965196
Remember, he uses a name because he was trolled.

[Anonymous No.52965230]

>>52965205
I hope the marines are pozzed now. That way I can be considered one of the old guard, and build that heavily into my personality. It already worked out once before when I used iron sights in boot camp and then all the fresh boots after me used their RCOs

[Anonymous No.52965231]

>>52965171
I admit that’s kind of hot. All the world a stage I suppose, at least since video.

[Anonymous No.52965235]

tesla = cancer

[Anonymous No.52965248]

BULLBROS ARE WE BACK? IS THIS THE SANTA RALLY FR?

[Anonymous No.52965252]

is this gonna be a 2 week rally

[Anonymous No.52965253]

>Have had 4 call offs in 2 days
>One employee has already called off for today
>I know one of my other employees is probably going to call off again as well
>text the owner and tell him he might have to come in today because of the call offs
>he won't respond
I hate the fact we have a clause in our contract that states we have to give 30 days notice to our clients before we can pull the plug. I just want to shut this shit down today.

[Anonymous No.52965265]

Today is green , tomorrow will be green ....

[Anonymous No.52965269]

>>52965253
>rocker said shut it down
Buying puts for the memes

[Anonymous No.52965280]

Just took a messy TSLA lads.

[Anonymous No.52965286]

I haven't bought anything in a year. What's sectors are the most relevant right now? Or are they all still shit

[Anonymous No.52965288]

everyone's bags are pumping except for mine :(

[Anonymous No.52965290]

we are so far above the VWAP

[Anonymous No.52965295]

Is YANG just gonna crab forever?

[Anonymous No.52965308]

>>52965290
Technicals are useless. All which matters is hype. Meme or be memed on.

[Anonymous No.52965309]

>>52965269
When we put in our 30 days notice I'm not going to tell any of the staff, and then on our last day I'm going to reveal it to the staff, give them the middle finger, and go home.

[Anonymous No.52965318]

Yesterday was the bottom at market open.

[Anonymous No.52965322]

spy volume so low. Pump or dump EOD?

[Anonymous No.52965327]

>>52965286
Pretty much everyone is ditching stocks in favor of peer to peer lending on the prosper app.

[Anonymous No.52965328]

>>52965290
>using TA

im guessing next you’re gonna tell me about the P/E ratio being rich and the interest rates rising at the fastest rate ever right?

Irrelevant; line goes up.

[Anonymous No.52965332]

>>52965318
I'd market open her bottom if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.52965343]

>>52965327
Ok thanks I'm going all in on that

[Anonymous No.52965354]

>>52965327
this shilling makes me think prosper is going under

[Anonymous No.52965355]

>>52965343
Are you the smartest poster in /smg/. Use promo code burpbro

[Anonymous No.52965356]

Would you look at that chart!

[Anonymous No.52965361]

>>52965354
My friend told me about the peer to peer lending shit years ago and I laughed at it then just like I laugh at it now. It's a joke.

[Anonymous No.52965366]

>>52965354
>Called Prosper
>Lose all your money lending to deadbeats and the company goes under as well
Devilish.

[Anonymous No.52965371]

>>52965327
Not available in my state. I used lending club for years with lending robot and had great returns

[Anonymous No.52965373]

>>52965253
Wow, work sounds like a nightmare. If only there were some way to make money without having bosses or employees.

[Anonymous No.52965374]

Santa rally has no brakes

[Anonymous No.52965376]

>>52965253
Lmao imagine having to wage cuck

[Anonymous No.52965383]

>>52965371
That sucks. Nice to see some positive reviews about peer to peer instead of the usual FUD.

[Anonymous No.52965386]

>>52965374
train just crested the hill, honk honk

[Anonymous No.52965390]

>>52965253
If you're willing to shell out for a private flight and overnight accommodations + meals, I can be available

[Anonymous No.52965391]

>>52965253
This isn't your personal blog faggot.

[Anonymous No.52965393]

Did I hear something about a holiday get together at rocker’s House?

[Anonymous No.52965397]

Bullbros why the volume is so low? Is it going to dump? No santa rally ?

[Anonymous No.52965403]

>>52965308
>>52965328
>VWAP is TA
>the thing pros get paid against is TA
lol stay poor stocktards

[Anonymous No.52965410]

>>52965373
Nobody makes money on the stock market, especially nobody from here. My nightmare is coming to an end soon. I have about $7k saved up in my NEET fund and when this is all over, I'm not going back to work right away.

[Anonymous No.52965415]

>>52965403
>Forex gambler
>The fucking Euro
Oh, excuse me, I was assuming I was talking to a person of sound mind.

[Anonymous No.52965418]

>>52965309
You gunna be unemployed for a bit? Got some good tips for unemployed if you’re interested.

[Anonymous No.52965432]

>>52965418
i'm all ears, i quit my job 2 years ago

[Anonymous No.52965433]

>>52965376
Give me $1500 NOW!!!
>>52965391
Yes it is. /smg/ is literally MY general. You're just a visitor.
>>52965418
Yes.

[Anonymous No.52965439]

How many people are regularly posting on /smg/ these days you think?

Jam-anon
Pipe-anon
Rocker-anon
Baggie-anon
Kpop-anon

Am I missing anyone? Maybe like 10-15 people total?

[Anonymous No.52965445]

Where's Bobos big market plunge

[Anonymous No.52965451]

>>52965439
There's 25 IPs in this thread RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.52965452]

>>52965439
>My posting habits haven't been consistent enough to get identified
Just as planned.

[Anonymous No.52965453]

>>52965327
So everyone is retarded? P2P lending is one step stupider then consigning a loan. If someone was a good risk, they wouldn’t not either.

[Anonymous No.52965458]

>>52965415
memes are not real touch grass

[Anonymous No.52965461]

>>52965439
Self doxxing Wyoming Boomer

[Anonymous No.52965466]

>>52965439
>Maybe like 10-15 people total?
there were 67 unique IPs in the last thread

[Anonymous No.52965473]

>>52965439
Oh I forgot poem-anon as well

>>52965451
>>52965466
I am sure some people are autistic enough to use multiple devices

[Anonymous No.52965477]

>>52965439
how low we've fallen

[Anonymous No.52965478]

>>52965453
>So everyone is retarded?
Yes except for me and a select few posters (my alternate /smg/ personalities)

[Anonymous No.52965487]

>>52965410
>$7k saved up
Respectable 2 day stock trading haul

[Anonymous No.52965489]

>>52965458
>Futures
>Twitter
>Not even a (((blue check)))
>Two year old posts

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.52965500]

>>52965439
fidget spinner

[Anonymous No.52965504]

>>52965439
>mfw they think pipe-anon is my only posting persona

[Anonymous No.52965512]

>>52965504
well you are pipe-anon, onlyfans-anon, fat-hog-wife-marijuana-anon, P2P-lending-anon, and ex-military-father-anon

[Anonymous No.52965513]

>>52965504
are you syringe-anon as well?

[Anonymous No.52965514]

>>52965487
It took me like a year to save that.

[Anonymous No.52965517]

>>52965500
That's my stripper girlfriend's name.

[Anonymous No.52965528]

>>52965512
Yes, very good
>>52965513
No

[Anonymous No.52965530]

>>52965512
JFC dude just needs to post his driver's license, passport, and last years tax return and be done with it.

[Anonymous No.52965535]

>>52965528
also based on what you said last thread are you also sons-portfolio-anon? Since you said you put money into your kids accounts for them?

[Anonymous No.52965542]

>>52965514
Might I suggest you start trading stocks?

[Anonymous No.52965544]

Spy is such a shitcoin waggling between 386-7

[Anonymous No.52965546]

>>52965535
Yes. Fidelity for my son and Charles Schwab for my daughter.

[Anonymous No.52965556]

>>52965439
This place is worse than reddit. Why do so many flags need a persona. Are you all that starved for attention?

[Anonymous No.52965559]

>>52965439
divvy boomer
"I do business with those companies"-poster
me

[Anonymous No.52965561]

>>52965546
>Not expecting his daughter to have Fidelity
Start em early, I guess.

[Anonymous No.52965570]

>>52965439
How could you leave out the CRBPajeet. The. Chop. Poster.

[Anonymous No.52965578]

how much is oil going to rise? is the current pump just short term?

[Anonymous No.52965579]

>most major stocks on fidelity have more sellers than buyers
>market stays green

[Anonymous No.52965580]

hurr I trade stocks shall I look at this thing that brokers buy the stocks at to get paid more or shall I carry on posting frogs hurrr frogs it is!

[Anonymous No.52965581]

>>52965570
Oh fuck you're right, the milkbreath hidden tiger autist.

>>52965559
Yeah forgot those as well

[Anonymous No.52965587]

>>52965561
It’s more that my wife has Schwab for her IRA and I told her she was responsible for opening my daughters account. I still manage it I just use her phone to do it

[Anonymous No.52965586]

>>52965418
>>52965433
So you need to apply immediately because it’s not back dated. You will need to make about three job searches weekly. Instead of driving around filling out job applications, so to KBR, DynCorps, Fluor, and other civilian contractor sites and fill out a profile. This takes awhile but saves time in the long run. Now this is the key, apply for jobs you are kind of qualified for but not really. Especially the security clearance jobs. Once your profiles are filled out it’s just a click online and and you have applied. Three clicks (maybe four) and your weekly work search is complete. Enjoy the checks and remember. You paid into the system. Time to get some of your money back. Milk as long as possible.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.52965589]

>>52965517
Nice

[Anonymous No.52965590]

Can I buy COIN now?

[Anonymous No.52965593]

>>52965542
>trading stocks
>during a time where Jews are literally just trying to liquidate all of retail with wild irrational swings in the indices
Kek it's literally easier to make money in a literal casino right now.

[Anonymous No.52965599]

>>52965171
I know this is supposed to be wholesome but did anyone else feel like beating her in the spot when she makes eye contact?

[Anonymous No.52965601]

weeks like this one make me glad i went cashgang
nobody called this 1.5% pump today

[Anonymous No.52965605]

>>52965439
BANG BANG BANG and DING DING DING anons

[Anonymous No.52965610]

there were 126 unique IPs in the last /gme/ thread

[Anonymous No.52965611]

There was also SOXS beclown guy and market open drum banger. I suspect they were one in the same

[Anonymous No.52965614]

>>52965439
What about that faggot lego anon?

[Anonymous No.52965625]

>>52965586
You basically don't have to do shit to stay on unemployment anymore. The government just hands out make believe money like candy now because they can just print for eternity. Also I'll just go on indeed and apply for jobs I'll never get.

[Anonymous No.52965633]

>an effective puppet-society requires a special kind of population. We are in the process of producing that population, one that can only be considered literate as long as there are buttons for it to push; after that, all it will remain capable of is childish scribbles. We have been able to subvert the most basic definitions: freedom, free-will, human. Now freedom means freedom within the technosphere.

>Social control requires the use of regulators and anti-technologies, those technologies that are used to break down everything about humans that makes them human. This way we've achieved the miracle of soft-control, and there can be no question today of man’s controlling the milk he drinks or the bread he eats, any more than of his controlling his government.

[Anonymous No.52965635]

Why sp500 is such a shitcoin contrary to DAX and CAC40?

[Anonymous No.52965638]

>>52965611
>>52965605
>>52965614
Yeah it is interesting to think about one poster having multiple personas like
>>52965512

I always wonder how the poster-types map to actual people

[Anonymous No.52965648]

>>52965439
There is a lot of us that just dont avatar enough

[Anonymous No.52965663]

>>52965374
Anyone who says Santa rally is cringe

[Anonymous No.52965666]

>>52965439
ASMBladies-poster. Though that may just be a bot.

[Anonymous No.52965673]

They also refer to me as warriortard on /k/. A few years back I was GMLRSchad (I was completely vindicated this year). And currently I’m working on a portfolio of stinger threads

[Anonymous No.52965679]

>>52965648
That chick isn't going to age well. She's already giving off Kathleen turner vibes

[Anonymous No.52965681]

>buy calls at market open
>sell calls 30m - 1hr later
>???
>PROFIT!

[Anonymous No.52965682]

>>52965439
Bring back street walker anon and where is Georgia anon these days?

[Anonymous No.52965690]

>>52965663
Santa rallies are real, dumb dumb. But only for investors who believe in them.

[Anonymous No.52965705]

Lost another 1k today...

[Anonymous No.52965709]

>>52965705
Only if you sold, you didn't sell right?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.52965711]

>>52965681
Can you guys help me? What's with the nose ring? Clearly this broad is mentally unfit to be a mother... Why would anybody think that anyone would find this attractive?

[Anonymous No.52965715]

Buying YANG and SQQQ here

[Anonymous No.52965721]

>>52965705
I'm still holding my puts, the jews are going to try to fuck up Christmas

[Anonymous No.52965726]

>>52965711
Jews fought for women's rights and this is what happened.

[Anonymous No.52965728]

sincere merry christmas to all the gimmick posters, spergs, anons--even the janny.

[Anonymous No.52965731]

>>52965711
>nose ring
if it has green eyes.you better stay away from it

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.52965732]

>>52965690
I didn't believe in the santa rally and my puts are going to 0... Oh well, there's always next year.

[Anonymous No.52965747]

>>52965728

[Anonymous No.52965748]

The fuck is happening today? Everything is pumping to the moon!

[Anonymous No.52965755]

>>52965732
It's not too late to convert to Christianity (i.e. going all in on calls expiring next Tuesday). Judaism only leads to ruin and hell.

[Anonymous No.52965756]

>>52965711
Maybe I lived in farm country for too long but when I see a nose ring I think bull or pig

[Anonymous No.52965764]

>>52965593
anything's easier than your job
seriously though, RIP in peace your 7 grand
never had a chance (to grow)

[Anonymous No.52965767]

>>52965439
I post here quite frequently, usually Mon-Fri during trading hours. Less so after hours. But reagrdless, /smg/ is usually open somewhere on one of my 4 monitors.
Been here since late 2019.
Does seem like we've been through a bit of a drop off in 'regular' posters.

[Anonymous No.52965773]

>>52965711
>zoomer
>having children
You realize zoomer women just have abortions a standard birth control right? They were never planning on being mothers.

[Anonymous No.52965780]

>>52965439
/smg/ is comfy. Wishing everyone here massive gainz

[Anonymous No.52965811]

>>52965748
I can tell you in part that OIL is getting off the floor because we'd need a brutal global recession hitting everywhere, all at once to counteract the short term bullish factors. China reopening alone eats up an extra 2m bpd, plus the end of the 0.5m-1m SPR releases.

Throw in secular declines and Russian sanctions kicking in and we'll probably see $90 WTI with OPEC deploying the last of their spare capacity in a couple months.

[Anonymous No.52965812]

>>52965764
I love in the Midwest. That $7k will pay 7 months of bills. I can literally NEET out the entire winter if I want. You cityfags are the ones that have $10k a month in bills
>but muh hustle
>but muh bustle
>but muh hustle and bustle

[Anonymous No.52965814]

sold some naked 1dte spy calls to pay for LloydPans pizza chicago style pan. the 14x10 pan is $40. unbelievable, no fucking way i'm paying that much. so i'll get it for free instead.

[Anonymous No.52965828]

I am so accustomed to this bear market like an abused spouse that I am just waiting for the inevitable rug that will happen. Most likely tomorrow when new economic data comes out.

[Anonymous No.52965841]

>>52965332
kek

[Anonymous No.52965852]

>>52965812
>That $7k will pay 7 months of bills
what a disgusting misappropriation of capital

[Anonymous No.52965861]

>>52965439
Don’t forget cannabro. Cannabis, uranium and nintendo

[Anonymous No.52965865]

>>52965535
I am probably the "sons-portfolio-anon" of which (You) speak. Pic is per share, all S&P longs, ~present moment. Breddy gud day thus far, on the way towards recovery from some recent dipping.

[Anonymous No.52965883]

>>52965439
There are easily 100+ regular posters here. Those who've created permanent personas make up a small minority, although they do produce an outsized portion of the shitposting.

[Anonymous No.52965907]

So why did Netflix pop off today?

[Anonymous No.52965912]

>>52965852
Yeah maybe. Half of this general laughs at you if you work, the other half laughs at you if you don't. It's a wash of opinions

[Anonymous No.52965928]

>>52965535
Oh, perhaps that is not me. My son is in a program where he gets to pick some S&P longs on someone else's dime and keep any gains (or not personally suffer any losses below the original seed).

[Anonymous No.52965933]

>>52965907
Because consumer confidence is up.

[Anonymous No.52965939]

>TSLA
Its finally over. TSLA was the last safe meme pump n dump stock with clout.

[Anonymous No.52965941]

>>52965907

[Anonymous No.52965948]

>>52965907
Oh, they just announced a new subscriber tier where people can watch ads for a lower subscription fee.

[Anonymous No.52965958]

>>52965907
Think boomers jumped onboard from meta

[Anonymous No.52965962]

>>52965171
Why am I turned on by this? Also shit volume in week before Christmas is normal. It'll kick back in to gear in January.

[Anonymous No.52965966]

>>52965912
fuck everybody here

[Anonymous No.52965983]

>>52965907
WBD has $50 bil in toxic debt from AT&T, and is likely going bankrupt. Competitor failure is bullish for the survivors.

[Anonymous No.52965984]

>>52965939
Second to last. Only when Buddy Apple Computer dies has the bear finished its maulings.

[Anonymous No.52965987]

>>52965966

[Anonymous No.52965988]

>>52965812
Sounds like an area rich in diversity. Does this include food?

[Anonymous No.52965992]

>>52965941
That's a man

[Anonymous No.52966001]

>>52965841

[Anonymous No.52966005]

Consumer confidence will drop like a rock as soon as Christmas is over. I'm expecting next month to be diabolical for stocks across the board.

[Anonymous No.52966017]

>>52965907
Alice in Borderland II tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.52966018]

>>52965988
No I live in a small town. It doesn't include food but my parents are food hoarders so I can just go over to their place for food.

[Anonymous No.52966022]

>>52965865
Wow, update even just since then is notable. I guess Cramer was right about the Santa rally coming in after all.

[Anonymous No.52966025]

>>52965962
>Why am I turned on by this?
The action was intimate.

[Anonymous No.52966030]

PCE will crash the markets on Friday.

[Anonymous No.52966032]

>>52965984
Only when GME goes back to single digits can order truly be restored.

[Anonymous No.52966034]

>>52966005
>as soon as Christmas is over
If you say why not collapse tomorrow, I say why not today? If you say today at market close, I say why not at market open?

[Anonymous No.52966074]

Should i sell my spy calls right now? Pls respond , i dont want to get heemed tomorrow ?

[Anonymous No.52966092]

>>52966074
Cramer said we're getting a Santa rally. I'd sell immediately

[Anonymous No.52966093]

>>52966074
Flip a coin. If heads, sell half your calls. If tails, sell one third.

[Anonymous No.52966113]

Rocker I need you to splice together some images of poemanon for me. I'm going to make him an international dating profile and find him a 3rd rate gookfu

[Anonymous No.52966129]

>>52966113
Does Tinder require him to disclose his HIV status?

[Anonymous No.52966135]

oooooooooooooooo!

[Anonymous No.52966141]

>>52965439
I get regularly identified as “schizo-anon” by my posting style and incoherent ramblings on market-wide conspiracies and insider movement.

[Anonymous No.52966144]

>>52966113
What's the downside of flying to manilla and getting endless tight gook teen pussy

[Anonymous No.52966147]

>>52966113
I'm a boomer, what makes you think I can splice together anything?
>>52966129
Thats a good question.

[Anonymous No.52966155]

This is your last chance to sell. They are giving you one last out for the year before spy heads down to 200 next year

[Anonymous No.52966161]

crypto looks like it's about to take a shit, maybe the shit and piss will too
>>52966144
you'd be settling for gook pussy

[Anonymous No.52966164]

>>52966129
Nah that'd be antigay

[Anonymous No.52966172]

Market will pump on friday and i will be right again.

Bye!

[Anonymous No.52966173]

>>52966155
The bear market is officially over, SPY will never again trade below 380

[Anonymous No.52966182]

>>52966155
You'll only convince me if you post an updated version of that chart correlating the S&P with the TGA+RRP+Fed balance sheet.

[Anonymous No.52966185]

Ticker symbol BMBL how do i keep a conversation with a woman going? they are not very good at asking questions and just like to talk about themselves

[Anonymous No.52966187]

>>52966144
Because that's my end goal. I'll build a jam empire solely "employing" my haram of village girls I bought from their parents for a couple of chickens. No ladyboys allowed.

[Anonymous No.52966188]

>>52966185
So ask them questions then retard

[Anonymous No.52966195]

>>52966185
>>52966188
Split the difference. Say that stocks are one of your hobbies and ask her what she thinks of her experience with Bumble.

[Anonymous No.52966197]

>>52966161
>settling for gook pussy
Fat white woman.webm

[Anonymous No.52966200]

>>52966187
Jam anon, my boss just texted me and told me he's officially closing the business. You're a richfag, and I need money. Are you accepting cum donations for cash?

[Anonymous No.52966209]

>>52966185
You link your Instagram full of pictures of jam and pastries and let that do all the work. It's really that simple. Also short BMBL.

[Anonymous No.52966211]

>>52966188
No you don't understand. I have been asking questions the entire time. she says im a good conversationalist but i haven't talked about myself even once. they just keep on going off about themselves

do i just start talking about myself?

[Anonymous No.52966213]

>>52966185
Offer them unsolicited opinions on Israel.

[Anonymous No.52966218]

>>52966172
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BETCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.52966220]

>>52966213
>>52966195
do you think its a good idea to just start talking about yourself and keep going on and on like they do?
i want to talk about myself but women do not let me

[Anonymous No.52966230]

>>52966200
>my boss just texted me and told me he's officially closing the business.
F for /smg/'s best paid janny.

[Anonymous No.52966239]

>>52966200
>You're a richfag
Not until I get my inheritance. Ask baggot he's got a 90s corvette you just know he's loaded
>Fat white woman.webm
I got you senpai

[Anonymous No.52966245]

>>52966230
I've never felt more relief in my entire life frankly. This nightmare is finally coming to an end.

[Anonymous No.52966247]

>>52966220
No, why would you think that? Maybe if you're a few-several dates in, exclusive, and not in the competitive free-for-all that is online dating you can indulge in that feeling shit but otherwise, if you want someone to talk to, get a dog.

[Anonymous No.52966250]

>>52966239
This webm is unironically exactly the type of freaks I see on BMBL

[Anonymous No.52966259]

>get christmas bonus today
>it's a $25 doordash gift card
th-thanks

[Anonymous No.52966266]

>>52966250
You should have seen the ones near Atlanta

[Anonymous No.52966267]

>>52966259
kek, that's just enough for a smoothie

[Anonymous No.52966273]

>>52966239
I'm gonna puke. Happy Hanukah

[Anonymous No.52966274]

>>52966022
He is often wrong, BUT NOT ALWAYS.

[Anonymous No.52966275]

>>52966247
So are you saying that I have to just keep asking women questions about themself so i can get laid?

[Anonymous No.52966279]

>>52966245
Have you got your next moves planned out? Maybe staying in the custodial services industry? Or are you just going to chill for a while?

To stay stock related, does anyone have an opinion on these tickers? https://finance.yahoo.com/news/12-biggest-commercial-janitorial-companies-222740885.html

[Anonymous No.52966282]

>>52966239
Wait, baggot's a richfag? Baggot if you're here explain yourself.

[Anonymous No.52966284]

>>52966245
Maybe you should just take it over yourself and keep the nightmare alive forever. Whatever happens, I pray the LORD GOD Almighty to bless and keep (You).

[Anonymous No.52966285]

>>52966275
just pin test bro and let them come to you. That's my plan

[Anonymous No.52966287]

Have any /smg/ anon's ever witnessed in real time the big green candle (or red) that made them rich?

[Anonymous No.52966288]

>>52966259
if you think thats cheap, my job postponed our christmas party to next month

[Anonymous No.52966295]

>>52966259
Refuse it, hand it back to your boss. The fight against inflation starts with YOU.

[Anonymous No.52966298]

>>52966200
checked, F

[Anonymous No.52966299]

SOXL stock ladies

[Anonymous No.52966309]

>tfw father inherits a fuckload from his father
>high seven figures
>he wastes ALL of it gambling and doing cocaine within a year
>dies penniless
:(

[Anonymous No.52966310]

>>52966211
Don't expect being able to talk about yourself around women. It will happen from time to time but it's rare. If you want someone to listen go to your bros

[Anonymous No.52966312]

>>52966279
I'm not going back to work right away as I've stated before. Will probably take all of January and start looking for work in February. I bump elbows with a lot of people in my area so finding a job won't be a problem.
>>52966284
Kek no. Labor force is fucked. Running a small business right now is financial suicide.

[Anonymous No.52966319]

>>52966275
Yes, though you'll get better with experience.

Consider it like doing DD on a bunch of stocks. If you got a spot on an earnings call, would you ask a CEO about their long term plans or what you should do with your portfolio personally?

[Anonymous No.52966321]

>>52966287
It was back in 2021.... when Tinny died so that /smg/ could make it. Man those were the days.

[Anonymous No.52966322]

>>52966299
I still wonder how i can just talk to a doc and get this easily but cant get testosterone.

[Anonymous No.52966342]

>>52966287
yes, and I subsequently lost it. At least I learned emotional management from my portfolio swinging 5 figures +/- heh..

[Anonymous No.52966345]

>>52966113
pretty sure he's dead

[Anonymous No.52966354]

>>52966310
That's very awful, why can't women actually listen to you

[Anonymous No.52966357]

>>52966287
The best candles are the ones that make the chart zoom out in real time. It triggers my monkey brain like no other

[Anonymous No.52966358]

When does the stock market stop crashing?

[Anonymous No.52966370]

>>52966345
Yes I think he is. He deleted all of his tiktoks and went missing. The only anon to lose it all on GME sneezing. Poor guy.

F

[Anonymous No.52966371]

>>52966321
Rest in piss tin

[Anonymous No.52966373]

>>52966312
Yes, but just think of how glamorous it kind of sounds to say that you lead a rag tag crew of toilet scrubbing freaks that you can't get to scrub toilets and have to do it yourself while they try to move into your pad and have their skin flaking off? You've got to admit, it makes for a cool self descriptor.

[Anonymous No.52966374]

>>52966358
Two weeks

[Anonymous No.52966377]

>>52966358
According to Tony, when the 2 year stops rising.

It has.

[Anonymous No.52966383]

>>52966370
poemanon had a tiktok?
Link?

[Anonymous No.52966385]

hm
what caused that big volume spike

[Anonymous No.52966387]

Japan saved Christmas.

Cope and Seethe

[Anonymous No.52966398]

>>52966354
why do dogs bark anon? It's just in their nature. Try to learn to accept it rather than hold it against them. It will lead to less bitterness in your life and when you find an exception you will value it more

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.52966406]

>>52966282
i don't have any money, stop bothering me

[Anonymous No.52966415]

>>52966383
Poemanon is not Tinny. Well maybe it actually is.

[Anonymous No.52966422]

>>52965439
im here, im not a namefag but i guess you could call me QHZZ cause thats the filename for all the images i post from my pc. no special names for files while at work though

[Anonymous No.52966423]

>>52966406
One for the records

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.52966425]

>>52966415
this is why you guys need tripcodes

[Anonymous No.52966427]

>>52966373
>rag tag crew
That's what I run now. It's not like the movies anon. Ragtag just means failures. This how it plays out 99 times out of 100. You go out of business. The cleaning market is incredibly crowded to begin with. Big dogs are swallowing up all the market share.

[Anonymous No.52966436]

>>52966358
>When does the stock market stop crashing?
Weird. It's green on my screen.

[Anonymous No.52966437]

>>52966200
post screenshot

[Anonymous No.52966438]

>>52965473
you forgot bangbangbang anon too

[Anonymous No.52966447]

>>52966406
Fuck you baggot, you owe me. I've stuck by you and kept the bully's away for the last 5 years. Give me $1000.

[Anonymous No.52966453]

>>52965504
are you also the anon who kept posting Halloween decorations?

[Anonymous No.52966458]

Just a friendly reminder LUMN is at a narrative bottom. Not shilling it as a buy right now but definitely something to watch out when we bottom out, whenever that may be.

[Anonymous No.52966466]

>>52966282
all ugly asian gf havers are rich ive noticed

[Anonymous No.52966471]

Crystal ball chads what's next for DXY ? We're crabbing pretty hard

[Anonymous No.52966472]

>>52966144
They are ugly, and will stab you in your sleep.

[Anonymous No.52966483]

>>52966437

[Anonymous No.52966488]

>>52966144
SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.

>>52966161
>>52966472
what these guys said they're all ugly and terrible stay away

[Anonymous No.52966490]

What time do 0dte SPY options expire?

[Anonymous No.52966496]

Theme for today's market
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZsNBucxWjc&ab_channel=lilbpack1

[Anonymous No.52966500]

>>52966406
>>52966447
don't give him any money he'll just waste it on living expenses

[Anonymous No.52966505]

>>52966483
I can't help at notice how you were salivating over lording over the "office cucks" and degree holders who applied to your business. Now, you too, are unemployed. Please reflect on these events like it's A Christmas Carol.

[Anonymous No.52966511]

>>52966483
i cant believe rocker is going to be jobless, if only there was some other way of making money. also idk how much you were making but i live comfortably working at a Library i highly recommend it, extremely chill low drama workplace and since its goverment its hard af to get fired and is very stable. good luck

[Anonymous No.52966524]

>>52966500
What living expenses, he doesnt even have a bed frame for his bed.

[Anonymous No.52966527]

>>52966524
Wait, does he have a box spring?

[Anonymous No.52966532]

>>52966471
it goes down more as other country's ecnomies continue to gain ground on us in terms of interest rate hikes

[Anonymous No.52966547]

>>52966527
it doesnt look like it, just a mattress laying on the floor, a computer desk and chair and a stack of junk, like an 18yo who just moved out

[Anonymous No.52966549]

>>52966505
This only strengthens my resolve. I'll get a new job and rise among the ranks. Once I get there I will be even more brutal and unforgiving to my staff as I was this time. Deadbeats must be punished.

[Anonymous No.52966563]

>>52966549
>muh hard work
Lmao

[Anonymous No.52966572]

>>52966144
Getting your kidneys stolen

[Anonymous No.52966574]

>>52966496
Best rape song

[Anonymous No.52966577]

>>52966547
I have a goddamn frame for my bed, it's just one of those metal ones.
>>52966563
Thats right dead beat. I look forward to you applying for a job with me.

[Anonymous No.52966578]

>>52966144
half human offspring

[Anonymous No.52966580]

>>52966129
How did he get HIV anyway?

[Anonymous No.52966585]

>>52966239
What's the average life expectancy of the people in this webm?

>>52966250
Hinge is worse

>>52966549
Lel, just lel. In for a rude awakening.

[Anonymous No.52966595]

buy MO on ex-dividend day. simple as

[Anonymous No.52966600]

Here it comes...the _ hour...what shall it be? It has been a mighty strong day relatively within the contextual times.

[Anonymous No.52966605]

>>52966549
Fate, it seems, has a sharp sense of humor.

[Anonymous No.52966608]

>>52966577
my cousin was a super successful business startup guru, ended up filthy rich living in a mansion that took up half a block in Myrtle Beach. died the most horrible death ive ever heard of from cancer.

[Anonymous No.52966614]

>>52966549
Why are you quitting your job in the middle of a recession?
You know its a recession, right?

[Anonymous No.52966622]

My son's stocks (per share, S&P longs) just before the _ hour.

[Anonymous No.52966623]

>>52966580
Gay sex from what I've heard.

[Anonymous No.52966627]

>>52966577
pics or it didnt happen

[Anonymous No.52966634]

>>52966600
Checked. Jolly hour.

[Anonymous No.52966637]

>>52966471
It's going down. The driver of dollar strength is interest rate differentials. But the fed is closer to the end of its tightening, and The ECB and BOJ are now being somewhat aggressive. China coming out of zero covid is also putting downward pressure as emerging market currencies will do better when Chinas GDP is higher

[Anonymous No.52966643]

>>52966627
Apologize
>>52966614
I'm not quitting, we're going out of business you chud

[Anonymous No.52966650]

threadly reminder that box springs are a scam
and mattresses for that matter

[Anonymous No.52966657]

>>52966511
Which state/city(if you mind saying) do you work as a librarian in?

[Anonymous No.52966669]

>>52966657
He probably leaves in Seattle. It seems like 90% of this general lives in that god forsaken city.

[Anonymous No.52966675]

>>52966211
That’s all women like to do. What’s her problem?

[Anonymous No.52966679]

>>52966669
so close to giga-satan quints
also i live in seattle

[Anonymous No.52966680]

>>52966643
im sorry rocker-sama. ive got that same sort of bed frame for my guest bedroom bed. they last forever, it was mine since i was a kid

[Anonymous No.52966681]

>>52966669
seattle is pretty nice and cozy imo. wouldn't mind living in a suburb there, as long as it's not Tacoma

[Anonymous No.52966682]

>>52966471
110, midwits will have some long-winded bear case but shit is starting to kick off globally and people will flee to the safety of good old US DOLLARS. If you're not shorting XYZ and buying dollars, you ain't white.

[Anonymous No.52966696]

>>52966680
I forgive you this time.

[Anonymous No.52966698]

Pump or dump tomorrow ?

[Anonymous No.52966704]

>>52966245
Why didn’t you just take over the business?

[Anonymous No.52966711]

fucking hell, i was printing a shipping label and accidentally printed out this whole thread on Dymo labels. should i go stick it up on a street post or something?

[Anonymous No.52966713]

>>52966682
maybe in a few months, i dont see that happening until at least February

[Anonymous No.52966715]

>>52966698
I pump deez nuts in your mum if you know wat im sayin

[Anonymous No.52966718]

>>52966704
Someone bake and I'll explain

[Anonymous No.52966719]

>>52966698
Deep down you already know the answer.

[Anonymous No.52966729]

>>52966698
pump around open and then crab like today unless there's some black swan event.

[Anonymous No.52966740]

>>52966698
That depends on whether you buy or not, anon.

[Anonymous No.52966743]

>>52966711
yes absolutely

[Anonymous No.52966745]

>>52966718
Please just let it fucking die

[Anonymous No.52966747]

>>52966312
Where I used to live an assisted living place called melwood would pimp out their retards for janitorial services. Maybe you could tap into something like that.

[Anonymous No.52966753]

santa rally and blizzard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6C4RwENaWE

[Anonymous No.52966754]

Give me one reason I shouldn't sell a short strangle on SPY at like 2:00pm everyday and collect the easy theta?

[Anonymous No.52966760]

Rocker do you want to do the /smg/ startup after your company closes down?

[Anonymous No.52966762]

New

>>52966746

[Anonymous No.52966767]

>>52966505
>Now, you too, are unemployed.
power corrupts and being head janny corrupts absolutely

[Anonymous No.52966769]

>>52966370
This is tinny not poem anon

[Anonymous No.52966771]

>>52966762
Damn I wanted to try the bang maid OP again

[Anonymous No.52966772]

>>52965016
Actual space doggo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laika

[Anonymous No.52966773]

>>52966309
if it makes you feel any better anon my boomer parents are also complete retards with money and actively cost me money since I graduated college. I will not inherit a dime from them and will be stuck paying for their bills as they age thanks to their lack of investments

[Anonymous No.52966794]

>>52966643
Tis not but the shambles of the spartan life of a single man.

[Anonymous No.52966829]

>>52966436
It's just buying you dinner before the raping.

[Anonymous No.52966872]

>>52966458
>LUMN
>what's that? huh at a glance this looks solid
>Formerly Century Link
Dropped

[Anonymous No.52966890]

>>52966643
Where’s the flag?

[Anonymous No.52966907]

>>52966650
Jewish hands typed this post

[Anonymous No.52966919]

>>52966711
YES YES YES Post results

[Anonymous No.52966931]

>>52965663
Santa rally

[Anonymous No.52966957]

>>52965711
A lot, like a full 8-10% of young women have them here and I always imagine tying a rope to it and leading her by the nose.
I really can't take girls seriously which have one of those, they do look twice as kinky tho

[Anonymous No.52967432]

>>52966453
Yes that was me

[Anonymous No.52967643]

Bull bros can you feel it? Bobo is convinced the plunge is coming, they are salivating at the thought. So where is it? Lower lows is consensus, they repeat it every day on CNBC. Wouldn't it be funny if things just went sideways for the first part of 2023. We have gone sideways since June in fact. Eventually Bobo, you actually have to crash the market.

[Anonymous No.52968206]

>>52965016
Test

[Anonymous No.52968221]

>>52966490
at market close I guess?
ye olde tyme was a half hour early here in eu

[Anonymous No.52968237]

>>52966547
If you let a mattress lay on the floor it will get moldy and you lose a lot more body heat