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[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.52963642]

Crab Raccoon Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

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>>52961671

[Anonymous No.52963654]

>>52963642
O I L
I
L

[Anonymous No.52963661]

Invest in peer to peer lending in these trying times.

[Anonymous No.52963669]

>>52963642
And just like that SPY never traded below 385 ever again.

[Anonymous No.52963672]

Did baggot get banned just now? It's gonna be a peaceful 3 days.

[Anonymous No.52963673]

>>52963654
Mashalah

[Anonymous No.52963682]

>>52963672
no, he just keeps ban evading

[Anonymous No.52963685]

>>52963672
What was it for this time? Did he have another tesla meltdown?

[Anonymous No.52963690]

I've felt the hate rise up in me
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves
I wander out where you can't see
Inside my shell I wait and PEE

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.52963692]

>>52963672
im not b&, the last thread was such a fucking shit show i had to change my tripcode back to the old one

[Anonymous No.52963698]

it finally happened
I hit -100% with TICKER "CEI"
thank you to everyone that's been following my journey

[Anonymous No.52963699]

Been seeing a lot of cope about how Tesla stock falling is actually because of the Twitter Files and not the fact Elon's selling stock to make up for interest payments on his Tesla-leveraged loan to buy Twitter (which he never actually wanted to buy in the first place and tried to get out of) and probably paying back the Saudis for their losses, let alone his largest shareholders calling for a new CEO.

TSLA's fucked lol

[Anonymous No.52963701]

I bought a call at the top
you're welcome

[Anonymous No.52963704]

>>52963692
Well that's a shame.

[Anonymous No.52963723]

>pump right before news after big dump
you guys know what to do right
I mean this has happened like a dozen times this year

[Anonymous No.52963725]

>tesla is back to its pre-s&p 500 market cap
god damn

[Anonymous No.52963736]

Has anyone else here dated a fat woman? How do I avoid seeing fatties, they're the only ones who respond to me on tinder or bumble

im not fat btw

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.52963742]

>>52963723
I have no idea what to do? Buy calls?

[Anonymous No.52963744]

KWAB

[Anonymous No.52963748]

>>52963725
Tsla still has another minus 70 percent to go

[Anonymous No.52963752]

>>52963698
dont think i've seen a 50:1 split before. congrats!

[Anonymous No.52963759]

I bought a short dated spy put. to hedge my longer dated options getting raped today. Will I make it?

[Anonymous No.52963766]

>>52963742
This is why you keep blowing up your account

[Anonymous No.52963770]

>>52963759
No. If we crab they both lose value. You really shouldn’t be playing with options

[Anonymous No.52963771]

Ticker symbol BMBL how do i stop having sex with fat women. i do not want to date any of them

[Anonymous No.52963773]

>>52963736
You're matching with fatties because you aren't projecting yourself as an attractive male with a high socio-economic status. Do you lift?

[Anonymous No.52963775]

>>52963698
Ebin. Simply ebin. Well done.

[Anonymous No.52963774]

>>52963748
>tsla produces less than 1% of all cars and ev's
>is 99% of the auto industry's equity
Only the most blind baggies in existence didn't realize this was overvalued

[Anonymous No.52963779]

>>52963759
Hold it for at least 3 days and you'll see green
Lot of numbers coming out tomorrow and no matter what they say we're gonna dump

[Anonymous No.52963780]

>>52963698
Nobody could have possibly seen that coming.

Nobody.

[Anonymous No.52963783]

>>52963699
Tesla has had massive short interest for years from a bunch of butthurt faggots who love to gargle petroleum industry cock. Unfortunately for them, people actually buy Tesla's products and Elon has enough money to do almost whatever he wants. I don't even hold any TSLA, I just think the bear case is contrarian bullshit

[Anonymous No.52963785]

>>52963736
Why would you want to avoid them? Long Bumble

[Anonymous No.52963789]

Please 385.8, lemme out of my puts god please

[Anonymous No.52963793]

>vaccine resistant Covid in China

How can I profit from this?

[Anonymous No.52963798]

>>52963736
I have. It's ok, not great. You start to see their lifestyle habits that made them fat and it's not attractive. But they are generally very nice and loving people. Also this winter storm has me nervous. They're saying 50mph winds and now it's supposed to start Thursday at 10pm instead of Friday. I'll still be at work. They're saying it maybe nearly impossible to drive once it gets going. Hold me bros.

[Anonymous No.52963800]

>>52963789
>getting shaken out my weak scam pump before news episode 5939
Some people aren't meant to make it

[Anonymous No.52963805]

>>52963783
Tesla's incredibly overvalued and the people who buy his cars (liberals) are getting pissed off at his behavior on Twitter. He made himself a bigger target buying the site. Nobody's buying right now.

[Anonymous No.52963815]

>>52963798
I can't even get it up to fatties so I'm perfectly happy sitting at home whacking it to cartoons
If everyone was like me there wouldn't be any fat women because they would never get any male attention whatsoever

[Anonymous No.52963816]

Should this rally continue into tomorrow or is it just typical 1 day bullshit?

[Anonymous No.52963818]

>>52963800
They're 0dte

[Anonymous No.52963819]

>>52963798
Imagine getting filtered by winter.

[Anonymous No.52963822]

>>52963805
Is the target audience for telsa even anyone outside rich progressive liberals and celebrities? He tried to make a truck for blue collar conservatives and was promptly given the finger

[Anonymous No.52963826]

>>52963798
>Doesn't have a truck or an SUV
Lol if I'm wrong, then you have nothing to worry about.
t. live in Saskatchewan, Canada...

[Anonymous No.52963836]

>>52963816
>pci pce gdp and more tomorrow
Take a wild guess
>Buying lotto tickets
Some people aren't meant to make it

[Anonymous No.52963837]

>>52963692
Rage quitting your tripcode isn't gonna let you outrun this shamufuru display baggie

[Anonymous No.52963838]

>>52963698
>do a massive reverse split
>market cap is now bigger
>can do more offerings now
kek

[Anonymous No.52963846]

>>52963816
Rally will continue all through next year. The economy is still strong, the consumer is in great shape as shown by FDX and NKE earnings, inflation has peaked and is rapidly coming down, the Fed will normalize rates at 2% next year, stocks are on sale. 6000 EoY '23

[Anonymous No.52963851]

>"Berkshire's investment in TSMC last quarter immediately made the chip fabricator the investment conglomerate's 10th largest stock holding."
Warren Buffet just went long on TSM

[Anonymous No.52963854]

I saw green on my spy put for a fleeting moment

[Anonymous No.52963866]

>>52963773
I have pictures of me in suits at my work place, like that is literally my first pic on my profile pic - me in my private office (signaling i am powerful enough to have my own office and no wagie cubicle)

i do not lift anymore, but im not fat.
>>52963798
>>52963815
Yeah maybe the issue is that fat women do not realize the error of their ways BECAUSE so many desperate men like me give them attention.

You see that fat women literally never run and always complain about knee problems, and also drink calories in the form of sweet starbuscks coffee with syrups and stuff

i just dont get how fat women are SO offended when they realize people are not really attraced to that and most decent men who want to seriously date someone will not try to date a whale

[Anonymous No.52963877]

>>52963851
Warren buffet is down 30 percent this year

[Anonymous No.52963885]

>>52963846
>consumer is in great shape
lol

[Anonymous No.52963887]

>>52963836
>>52963846
one guys says no, one says yes, thx, never change /smg/

[Anonymous No.52963894]

>>52963866
If you even match with fat women are swiping right way too much nigger

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.52963905]

>>52963837
I didn't write that, and I spent over9000 hours in paint to prove it here. >>52962547

[Anonymous No.52963906]

>>52963851
>boomer finds out technology is important and buys the local top
Buy TSM at $55 and not a penny over.

[Anonymous No.52963911]

>>52963887
Ill be the tiebreaker

[Anonymous No.52963914]

>>52963885
Consumer sentiment just massively rebounded this month + look at FDX+NKE earnings. Consumer is in great shape and wage growth is strong.

>>52963887
People just have a bearish bias because the Fed is raising rates and they think that a recession is guaranteed because of that. In reality the US economy is so strong that it can easily handle 5% rates.

[Anonymous No.52963916]

>>52963894
yeah i pretty much swipe right on everyone to create a wide basket of whores for me to fuck.

Ticker symbol BMBL the whole reason im even talking about this is because a fattie i have been fucking for a while wanted to go out with me on a dinner date and then i realized that i would absolutely be mortified if i was seen with a woman who literally weighs more than i do in public

[Anonymous No.52963919]

>>52963826
I drive a Ford fusion. It's over for me bros. Someone make sure Miko is safe and receives my trust fund I have set up for her and make sure and protect the YouTube channel. It's been fun bros. I'll see you in the other side.

[Anonymous No.52963930]

EVsisters....

[Anonymous No.52963935]

>>52963919
We'll be using your trust fund to pay vendors for the /smg/ Meetup in Vegas
Sorry you won't be able to make it

[Anonymous No.52963937]

>>52963914
>What is sticky inflation
this is exactly what the fed was talking about.

[Anonymous No.52963941]

>>52963916
>harpooning
Some people aren't meant to make it

[Anonymous No.52963948]

Ticker symbol BMBL should I just take some time off from dating apps and only talk to skinny/in shape women to unfuck my psychosexual reinforcement ?

[Anonymous No.52963950]

Good God, fucking tsla baggies
Reemed like no other
Isn't it funny how every pop
Makes way for another bigger drop
Elon, you faggot nigger
Suck my dick

[Anonymous No.52963952]

>>52963822
Nobody outside of affluent liberals are buying Teslas. Conservatives buy gas guzzlers, it's a known quantity.

Elon is pissing off his product's target demographic by fucking with the website that all the liberal media uses. That same media will be more than willing to rip Elon a new one and convince their readers and viewers he's the new guy to scorn.

Elon's a fucking idiot who bought his reputation and the only reason Redditors like him is because of SpaceX and Rick and Morty.

[Anonymous No.52963953]

>>52963866
I mean a suit pic is not bad, but I wouldn't necessarily put it as the attention getter unless maybe you're at a wedding or with the boys on a night out in the city. A suit pic in the office displays more stability and seriousness. Women on tinder just want to have fun.

Make a female account and look at the first male profiles that get displayed to you. These are the ones that have the highest MMR. 99% of them are close up facial shots as the first pic along with pics of them fishing/hunting/group pics. Stuff that shows you have friends and that you do "man" things.

Also to your second point, 99% of unattractive women would actually be attractive if they just lost a little bit of weight. Extra fat distorts their face and neck, it just looks gross. It's too bad they choose the fat bitter feminist route and then cry when they don't attract chads.

[Anonymous No.52963961]

>>52963937
Inflation isn't "sticky" lol it's OVER and PCE data will confirm it later this week

[Anonymous No.52963969]

I am short TSLA because the world's biggest TSLA short, Elon Musk, hasn't closed his position yet

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.52963970]

>>52963935
When are we going to vegas? Me and my Gookfu are going to elope next year and you guys can all come.

[Anonymous No.52963973]

>>52963961
buy calls and post screencap

[Anonymous No.52963975]

VIX, DXY, 10 year all about to rally

Hope you enjoyed the +2% Santa rally. 19 VIX right at the onset of a recession with rates stuck at 5%. Kill yourselves bulls, ridiculous greed

[Anonymous No.52963978]

now that the market is no longer oversold and we had this technical and short covering relief rally, the downtrend will resume
do not get caught with your pants down
do not be surprised when we shit the bed friday on PCE

[Anonymous No.52963981]

>>52963919
>Ford fusion
Pack an emergency bag, and put it in your car. Your fat won't protect you, if you hit the ditch and aren't quickly found.
>>52963970
>Me and my Gookfu
Didn't she leave you...?

[Anonymous No.52963985]

>>52963961
>demand for fedex is lower
>higher earnings is down to higher prices

inflation is over!

[Anonymous No.52963997]

Why is the SEC such a shit organization. Literally exists to keep big banks big.

[Anonymous No.52963998]

>>52963970
>you guys can come
Even me?

[Anonymous No.52964004]

>>52963953
Ticker symbol BMBL do you think a woman would appreciate it if you said something like: you would look so gorgeous if you lost some weight

[Anonymous No.52964005]

what a shit rally

[Anonymous No.52964009]

>>52963961
You just stated waged growth is occuring and that consumer confidence just rebounded? What do you think businesses will do to off-set cost of wage growth?

[Anonymous No.52964018]

already fuckin dying

[Anonymous No.52964025]

>>52963961
>inflation is already in wages
>basic products like food up gorillion %
>money supply is a 3-bagger in 3 years lmao

[Anonymous No.52964026]

>>52964009
>he thinks small price increases mean that inflation is 7%+ again next year
Back to 2% in short order.

[Anonymous No.52964033]

Slop is for lunch. What are you filling your trough with

[Anonymous No.52964035]

>>52963997

SEC and all orgs are controlled by central bankers and exist ONLY to trick normies into thinking there is some kind of organic fairness and balance to the markets.

[Anonymous No.52964036]

BIRD (Allbirds) really pissing me off by being flat today despite Nike earnings beat.

[Anonymous No.52964037]

How was your Santa rally bulls?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.52964039]

>>52963981
She went to Korea for a few months and came back. You know what they say. If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was always yours.

[Anonymous No.52964050]

>>52964026
because wages are perfectly elastic?

[Anonymous No.52964055]

>>52964037
My tax loss harvest basket is looking pretty solid right now. Most names up 5-10% already.

[Anonymous No.52964061]

>>52963981
I'm sure I'll be fine, I'm going to make sure and leave work right before it starts. I'll just abandon my staff and tell them to fend for themselves. We're gonna be closing the business soon anyway so I don't really give a fuck about them.

[Anonymous No.52964068]

>>52964033
that brings me back to college

[Anonymous No.52964070]

anyone got some rare bobos?

[Anonymous No.52964072]

>>52964055
Pretty decent gains anon
You are gonna take profits before the news comes out, right anon?

[Anonymous No.52964078]

>>52964072
I'm not taking gains until January. That's the whole point.

[Anonymous No.52964079]

>>52964070

[Anonymous No.52964080]

>>52964068
Wait does /smg/ believe in college? You’re supposed to marry a girl who went to college and have her support you

[Anonymous No.52964085]

>>52964072
what news and when?

[Anonymous No.52964089]

>>52963698
Damn, i was rooting for you. Hows it looking for the BBBY anon and also VIXM Anon?

[Anonymous No.52964094]

ticker symbol BMBL why do i keep seeing the amount of fat women increase but the amount of fat men seems to stay the same

[Anonymous No.52964095]

>>52964070

[Anonymous No.52964104]

>>52964080
I got a software degree and work from remote now
pretty comfy with no commute

[Anonymous No.52964105]

>>52964018
I already warned you guys this "santa rally" will fade by lunch and we will be back deep in the red by the end of the day.

[Anonymous No.52964108]

>>52964080
>You’re supposed to marry a girl who went to college and have her support you
Not possible. No woman would do that.

[Anonymous No.52964120]

>VVIX under 80
>people going long

Ohnonono
AhHahahaha

[Anonymous No.52964123]

>>52964089
i lost 20k on bbby, my brother lost 50k lmao. we both were up 100% and didnt sell.... i hate being a retard.

[Anonymous No.52964130]

>>52964108
I did it. Granted we got married at 19 and I supported her on a military salary. Now I make $40,000 a year and get off at 3pm everyday. I’m this anon

[Anonymous No.52964134]

>>52963930
Oh yeah, oil chads are coming in crab walkin'

[Anonymous No.52964145]

>>52964104
You do not need a software *Degree* these days...any degree works as long as your resume has the credentials for knowing the right libraries/packages on whatever language you use

so if you are some humanities major trying to become an SQL fag, you'd just list on your resume that you know one of each CAP database, know how to write queries well (take some courses/certs /coursera) and voila! There is a comfy remote software / data science job waiting for you.

no *software* degree required, but a bachelors is a must

[Anonymous No.52964146]

>>52964039
Baggot she went to best Korea to sleep around with salary men. Then when she was finished she decided to come back home and let you slurp up their creampies.

[Anonymous No.52964147]

>>52964130
>$10,000 a month

[Anonymous No.52964148]

>>52964120
I want the Santa Rally to continue so I can short from a higher high when the market finally ropes itself

[Anonymous No.52964157]

>>52964147
Like I said find you a woman that will support you.

[Anonymous No.52964160]

Trannies and hookers linked up. Need it or keep it?

[Anonymous No.52964162]

okay sirs, I got out of my puts. I'm good now, I'm ordering Popeyes now.

[Anonymous No.52964164]

>>52964123
Aaaaaaaaah shit. Brah man. I knew someone who works at BBBY. I saw your posts and so i called him up. He said bad idea because the traffic is the lowest it has ever been.

[Anonymous No.52964172]

>>52964130
>>52964157
Very big penis?
You spend a lot of her money. There's gotta be a catch...

[Anonymous No.52964181]

>>52964157
mother fucker how do you spend $10k a month
even if I bought my family steaks every single day I wouldn't come close to half that

[Anonymous No.52964182]

Pussy is massively overbought. Will likely take whole economy with it when the bubble pops.

[Anonymous No.52964184]

>>52964162
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>I keep slurping the dip

[Anonymous No.52964196]

>>52964172
Nope. Very average penis. I’m a very loving husband and father and we have been married 11 years. She lets me do all the investing too.

[Anonymous No.52964197]

Elon should be hung from the nerves on his nuts for selling this hard.
God, that'll give me the first first boner since I last jerked off last night

[Anonymous No.52964212]

>>52964078
>>52964085
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.52964213]

Are people bearish because they are dissatisfied with themselves and their life?

[Anonymous No.52964217]

>>52964181
That month was a little skewed because I paid 2 mortgage payments that month. But yea we eat out a lot, but a bunch of medical bud, I like to go shooting and that’s an expensive hobby.

[Anonymous No.52964220]

>>52963661
bro this is SMG go shill your new favorite strat elsewhere

[Anonymous No.52964228]

>>52964033
>checkers
Based. That being said, I hope that's just a starter and not your entire meal. Matter of fact, I'm going to skip the speculation. Can you go ahead and post your wrist so I can see if you're a lanklet or not?

[Anonymous No.52964233]

>>52964160
is it an umbrella because its supposed to include all other future tranny, faggot flags under it? because that will not be happening

[Anonymous No.52964235]

>>52964217
I guess if it works. It think I'm too bogle and just happen to have inexpensive hobbies.
Just make sure you guys are saving, even something as simple as maxing out your roth ira is barely an extra $500 a month okay?

[Anonymous No.52964239]

>>52963661
>loan money to people who can’t even qualify for a credit card

What could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.52964242]

>>52964228
It is a starter. Pic related will be my mid afternoon snack before quitting time

[Anonymous No.52964248]

>Watch 1m charts
>blood pressure rises
>start worrying reversals
>15 minute chart is just a walk down from 387 on spy
>relax and unclinch butthole

[Anonymous No.52964251]

>>52964130
for the last few years its been my goal to spend under $40k/year.

[Anonymous No.52964252]

>>52964196
Dang, dealt a good hand.
>>52964217
>that’s an expensive hobby.
Yeah...
I don't even feel like going to the range, anymore. My Tikka is so fucking expensive to shoot, it's virtually not worth it; unless I'm hunting.

[Anonymous No.52964264]

>inb4 all gains are lost before end of the day

[Anonymous No.52964267]

>>52964235
We both max out our Roths. $50 each paycheck goes into youth brokerage accounts for each kid. After that I put a few hundred in my robinhood account (only voo) and I’m gunna start putting $100 a month towards the peer to peer lending to see if it’s worth it.

[Anonymous No.52964268]

>>52964105
yeah well i tried buying before the fkn 10:30 jump and missed it by seconds, then fkn bought the high, lost me $80 god damn fuckin dollars

[Anonymous No.52964270]

>>52964239
Nothing for prosper
>Take money from anon
>loan it to a nigger
>Nigger gets charged 20%
>Anon gets 6%
>nigger defaults
>its anons money, not prospers

[Anonymous No.52964278]

>>52964242
>bottled water

[Anonymous No.52964279]

>>52964242
>single slice of pizza

[Anonymous No.52964284]

>>52964268
>day trading
>being long
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.52964286]

>>52964212
please bro tell me

[Anonymous No.52964288]

>>52964270
And you only lose $25. Not very much risk there at all

[Anonymous No.52964297]

>>52964267
well damn, nice anon
I want to do the same for my kids, and particularly once they get an income I want to help them out with a roth. Even if they barely have a part time job I want them to max out their roth ira as early as possible and just spot them the difference

[Anonymous No.52964301]

>>52964286
You shouldn't even be in the market if you don't know about basic shit like the news this week

[Anonymous No.52964307]

>>52963654
>>52963673
FULLY
B
A
C
K
WARDATED

[Anonymous No.52964314]

>>52964288
>subprime lending right before a recession
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.52964315]

Retard who don’t tax loss harvest;
>cost basis is always from 30 years ago, pays nearly 30% of their portfolio value in tax
>overall performance is always worse than the index
>pretends they are based but bends over for the IRS every year

Chads who do tax lose harvest;
>cost basis is always higher than current price somehow, still makes max gains
>the IRS pays THEM every year just for the pure pleasure of processing their 1099
>outperforms the index every year, carefully calculated rotations always leave someone else holding the index baggie stocks

[Anonymous No.52964316]

>>52964301
There is news every week. Lean hogs have bottomed and are going higher, up over 3z today, they are leading the market.

[Anonymous No.52964324]

>>52964297
Any checks they get for Christmas and birthdays we put half into their brokerage. I’m not paying for their colleges they will have to either get scholarships, go to a state school, or do the military first. I’m leaning towards using it for their first cars. If I decide against the car I’m keeping it until they are 25 and know more about finances.

[Anonymous No.52964333]

>>52964213
I'm bullish for the same reasons.
Making a millie on the market is my manic pixie gf savior fantasy.

[Anonymous No.52964337]

LET THE MUSIC GUIDE YOU
https://youtu.be/pRugqp3DF1U

[Anonymous No.52964339]

>>52964316
Yeah almost every week
But im talking about the scheduled official news

[Anonymous No.52964342]

>>52964242
>bottled water
1000% ngmi

[Anonymous No.52964343]

>>52964314
I’m willing to take the risk. And the 640 credit score requirement doesn’t come close to qualifying as subprime

[Anonymous No.52964345]

>>52964324
>go to a state school, or do the military first

[Anonymous No.52964351]

>>52964337
based asot enjoyer

[Anonymous No.52964353]

>>52964301
tell me what news is coming tomorrow

[Anonymous No.52964357]

>>52964343
>taking double digit yield loans while already 5 digits in debt
It's subprime by any reasonable measure anon

[Anonymous No.52964358]

>>52964342
It’s work provided bottled water. A 40 pack is like $4 at sams

[Anonymous No.52964368]

>>52964358
imagine not drinking well water from a natural spring

[Anonymous No.52964370]

Why the pump is fading away? No santa rally?

[Anonymous No.52964376]

>In its version, The All Saints with Holy Trinity church in Loughborough, England, removed all references to Christ as savior, any mentions of overcoming Satan, and completely scrapped the nativity story featured in the original. Instead, the new version addresses the “queer and questioning,” as well as “women, who by men have been erased, through history ignored and scorned, defiled and displaced.”
RYCEY bros...

[Anonymous No.52964378]

>>52964358
>Undercutting the bottom line because you can't buy a fucking Nalgene or something

[Anonymous No.52964384]

>>52964368
It’s very easy to imagine. I live less than a mile from the Atlantic Ocean

[Anonymous No.52964385]

>>52964288
just for you anon
https://youtu.be/oMmocnLnVgQ?t=265

[Anonymous No.52964389]

>>52964376
>literal heresy

[Anonymous No.52964390]

>>52964370
Did you get hooked anon?
I wonder why MMs would shill SANTA RALLY SANTA RALLY SANTA RALLY and then make a shitty little scam pump?

[Anonymous No.52964401]

>>52964376
when are they going to rewrite muslim (or islamic whateverthefuck) verses to be more inclusive?

[Anonymous No.52964404]

>>52964378
I have a nalgene right here

[Anonymous No.52964406]

ticker symbol BMBL is there any way to find a fat woman who would be cute if she lost weight and convince her to lose weight for you

[Anonymous No.52964407]

>>52964389
All churches are completely beyond saving at this point except for Eastern orthodox
We live in dark times for all God fearing men

[Anonymous No.52964409]

>>52964390
I went from +15% to only 3% . Yes i got hooked and im so done , such a weakass pump

[Anonymous No.52964411]

>>52964404
Oh Jesus it's the sub par pipe cutting guy.

[Anonymous No.52964412]

>>52964376
typical protestants

[Anonymous No.52964421]

is tesla truly ogre?

[Anonymous No.52964426]

>>52964409
Hope you learned your lesson about being long in a bear market

[Anonymous No.52964430]

>>52964407
there are a few good lutheran ones left but its falling fast
methodists are also based

[Anonymous No.52964433]

cna someone tell me the fucking news thats coming tomorrow????

[Anonymous No.52964436]

>>52964411
This is cope. Chop saw works fine for my application. What would you suggest? CNC cut pipe?

[Anonymous No.52964442]

>>52964404
>plastic
ngmi

[Anonymous No.52964444]

Which would you rather own:
>Company A
+ Excellent balance sheet (no debt, plenty of cash)
- Declining revenue
- Unprofitable
>Company B
+ Profitable
+/- Stable revenue
- Awful balance sheet (lots of debt, little cash)

[Anonymous No.52964443]

>>52964220
I'm convinced it's some paid shill attack.

[Anonymous No.52964446]

>>52964406
first of all, short BMBL to zero. second, there is an extremely small window where a fatty would be able to lose weight before it ruins her face and body forever

[Anonymous No.52964450]

just wish i could die at this point - fuck powell, santa and america

[Anonymous No.52964451]

>>52964430
Nah all Anglo prottoids are completely pozzed
I expect there may be some based Lutherans in east Germany and poland but that's about it

[Anonymous No.52964453]

>>52964436
Sloppy cuts, sloppy life.

[Anonymous No.52964454]

>>52964433
World War 3 official announcement,

[Anonymous No.52964460]

>>52964442
I also have a sheeps bladded that I fill in my backyard spring.

[Anonymous No.52964468]

>>52964443
jews are trying to offload the default risk via peer to peer lending

[Anonymous No.52964470]

>>52964446
what the fuck are you talking about? how would a fatty losing weight ruin her face and body foever?

losing weight at any age makes a woman (or man) look far better and more youthful. the puffiness in the face goes away

[Anonymous No.52964471]

>>52964444
>being long in a bear market
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.52964472]

>>52963742
What you should do is stop namefagging.

[Anonymous No.52964483]

>>52964468
They unload the risk and most of the interest as well. I’m happy to try it out. Not like I need the money

[Anonymous No.52964489]

>>52964436
What the fuck we already have a faggot spamming about jam and now this? Gtfo

[Anonymous No.52964491]

>>52964470
Women who get to 200 plus pounds have permanent skin damage

[Anonymous No.52964505]

>>52964491
and saggy tits

[Anonymous No.52964508]

what would a usual breakfast look like for someone trying to become hamchad? (starting from skeleton)

[Anonymous No.52964509]

>>52964444
for investment purposes, B. also checked

[Anonymous No.52964516]

>>52964489
I really fucking hate boomers

[Anonymous No.52964521]

>>52964489
I’m sorry but I didn’t bring up the cutting of pipes >>52964411 did

[Anonymous No.52964529]

>>52964508
Full English with a big sugary coffee drink

[Anonymous No.52964531]

I dindu nuffin.

[Anonymous No.52964532]

>>52964470
Once they reach a certain weight and then they lose it, you have to deal with the extra skin, which is actually more disgusting than them being fat in the first place. The only way to fix it is surgery and even then they still don't look right.

[Anonymous No.52964533]

>>52964470
losing weight always makes people look better than they were, but that's not what i said. Just go on a dating app and look at the hogs on there, its over for them past a certain age which was my point. skin elasticity gone

[Anonymous No.52964538]

>>52963661
I don’t lend money to friends and family. Why would I lead to strangers?

[Anonymous No.52964556]

Is it too late to buy oil?

[Anonymous No.52964563]

>>52964538
Strangers are the only people you should be lending money too

[Anonymous No.52964564]

TSLA red again. Back to the natural trend.

[Anonymous No.52964574]

>>52964556
I dont think so.
We could see tripple digits by the end of march

[Anonymous No.52964575]

Are tobacco stocks good for you?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.52964579]

>>52964489
I really hate hohols. Why the fuck are we giving them another 40 billion? They put the other money we gave them in FTX and then FTX gave it right back to the Democrats. I'm getting really fucking tired of this shit!

[Anonymous No.52964583]

>>52964508
Chicken nuggets.

[Anonymous No.52964589]

>>52964575
people are always going to smoke, even when they are starving they will still buy cigs

[Anonymous No.52964605]

>>52964575
Yes

[Anonymous No.52964608]

ticker symbol BMBL is it weird to use too many selfies on a dating app profile?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.52964609]

>>52964472
lmao, like who the fuck are you, and why should I listen to your advice?

[Anonymous No.52964614]

>>52964556
Being long oil is basically betting on no recession

[Anonymous No.52964617]

>>52963970
By Vegas do you mean best korea?

[Anonymous No.52964621]

>>52964609
Because of this

[Anonymous No.52964623]

>>52964483
>anon is lending to drug addicts at 6%
>when treasuries yield 4%
Lol

[Anonymous No.52964640]

>>52964579
It's probably way more than $40 billion. Congress is passing a 4000 page bill which is probably nothing but pork barrel garbage. Wouldn't be surprised if Ukraine gets a trillion before it's all over.

[Anonymous No.52964653]

>>52964640
Yellen is trying her best to keep net liquidity up

[Anonymous No.52964657]

ticker symbol BMBL if i post some selfies here will you guys rate them since they will optimize my profile to attract the least amount of fatties

[Anonymous No.52964658]

>>52964621
>newfag spotted

[Anonymous No.52964661]

>>52964609
How new are you? Using a signature or avatarfagging is bannable you dingus, what are you trying to do, summon a janny?

[Anonymous No.52964662]

>>52964621
Tripcode is not signature usage. Namefagging WOULD be.

[Anonymous No.52964667]

>>52964657
Only thing you are going to get is fat chicks and gay guys

[Anonymous No.52964669]

>>52964623
The drug addicts are more like 30%. Only people with good credit and a good credit history get rates like 6% on prosper.

[Anonymous No.52964672]

Irregular reminder that "fintech" is a euphemism for "subprime lending".
>always has been
ALWAYS HAS BEEN

[Anonymous No.52964678]

>>52964608
selfies by a man is mega red flag for women.

[Anonymous No.52964684]

>>52963783
>Tesla has had massive short interest for years from a bunch of butthurt faggots who love to gargle petroleum industry cock.
Friendly reminder that TSLA short interest is actually a mere 2%. This myth of high short interest stems from 2018 when Elon faked a Saudi buyout and the stock cratered 50%. SEC corruption is the only reason he's not in jail right now along with that NKLA guy. After that sharp decline, most of the short interest disappeared. There's always been a small community that laughs at what a joke tesla is, but none of them ever had significant financial weight to move the needle on cumulative short interest percentage.

In a year where the whole market's gone red and everyone is hedging, 2% is actually very tiny short interest. OXY has almost triple the short interest, for example.
Once the shorts actually start loading, and once the leveraged longs (including Elon himself) start getting serious margin calls, the waterfall begins.
TSLA is fucking done for.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.52964688]

>>52964621
First of all signatures go at the bottom, okay asshole? Also, if they didn't want people using names and tripcodes why would they have a name field where you can enter a tripcode or a secure tripcode? Checkmate! However since it is that time of year. I'll offer an ultimatum. I will refrain from posting with a tripcode as long as everyone refrains from posting my gookfu. Fair enough? I'll stop right now, but if anybody breaks the covenant I will be back faster than you can say, "My options are fucking me in the ass."

[Anonymous No.52964693]

>>52964662
>Unique name used in every post
>Namefagging would be

[Anonymous No.52964704]

>>52964242
If I have eaten the whole pizza sans one piece I just go for broke and finish it off.

[Anonymous No.52964705]

>>52964688
The heck is gookfu?

[Anonymous No.52964708]

>>52964678
>selfies by a man is mega red flag for women.
Why? How the fuck else am i going to get pictures of me? By asking my friends to take pics of me? That is gay

ticker symbol BMBL (keep saying this so its not marked as off topic)

[Anonymous No.52964714]

>>52964705
Nothing anon, gookfu is nothing.

[Anonymous No.52964716]

>>52964693
Go ahead and report it then, see what happens. Wasting jannies time is a bannable offense btw.

[Anonymous No.52964718]

>>52964688
>I shall make a covenant to take off my clown suit

Where do you think you are...?

[Anonymous No.52964722]

This is the santa rally.

Enjoy it while it lasts bulls. I will take the cheap puts and be back next week.

[Anonymous No.52964725]

>>52964708
Yeah you do have friends right?

[Anonymous No.52964735]

>>52964704
My wife brought home 2 pizzas from an office Christmas party last night. I just threw one in a bag and took it work. We have this mini little electric box that makes the pizza hot. It’s like an oven but smaller than a regular oven

[Anonymous No.52964739]

>>52964708
yes you need to get friends to take pics of u, u need to be in social settings and seem like u have friends.

[Anonymous No.52964753]

>>52964722
We've all moved on to the New Year Rally
Two more weeks

[Anonymous No.52964756]

>>52964716
Yeah their time is really valuable. I hear they spend a small fortune keeping them around.

[MASTER RUSEMAN No.52964758]

>>52964735
>We have this mini little electric box that makes the pizza hot.
it's called a toaster oven, they're quite popular.

[Anonymous No.52964766]

>>52964705
He has an asian doll he takes on vacation

[Anonymous No.52964770]

OIL is doing a green dildo

[Anonymous No.52964774]

>>52964716
>wasting someone's time who does it for free
Just report him anyways and then ban evade if a janny gets uppity, they deserve nothing of your time, respect, or consideration because jannies are retarded subhumans.

[Anonymous No.52964775]

>>52964758
It doesn’t toast things it’s legitimately like a small oven.

[Anonymous No.52964786]

>>52964324
>or do the military first
Don’t do it Anon. Your children are on investment. Don’t short them by involving them in the faggotry that is today’s military. What good is it all if they end up dead or trans?

[Anonymous No.52964787]

>>52964623
Some people can't do math. They don't understand that even a 1-2% default rate will cut their actual effective yields below treasuries.
And once the recession kicks off in force, scraping by with just 1-2% defaults will look impossible.

[Anonymous No.52964790]

>>52964688
No deal.

[Anonymous No.52964791]

lmao.
look at the 10yr yield.
look at the round trip it made today.
do not be complacent.

[Anonymous No.52964798]

>>52964433
https://www.fxstreet.com/economic-calendar

[Anonymous No.52964805]

>>52964791
laughable yields below FED funds rate lmao

[Anonymous No.52964808]

>>52964790
I'll give you one chance to delete this.

[marketfagbot5billion No.52964811]

Here is why so many of you are having trouble with the stock market in general:

90% of all people are idiots
10% of all people have capacity for not being idiots
0.00001% of the people control 99% of the people
1% of the people see the matrix and are not idiots OR controlled, but even THEY cannot predict market moves and also get the entry timing correct without sitting on temporary losses.

The stock market was designed from the ground up as a tool for the .00001% to control the money supply. Not to make themselves rich. Their minions get rich as a side benefit, but that is irrelevant.

Follow me for more recipes

[Anonymous No.52964814]

>>52964725
>>52964739
dude
i have friends but we rarely take pictures like that. the only time i've done that is when i was at a wedding with my friends or just at some random potluck last year

all of my friends are straight males who won't take photos of me

[Anonymous No.52964826]

>>52964811
I am not reading all that.
Observe MY repeating numerals

[Anonymous No.52964834]

>>52964786
I make sure to specifically make fun of transvestites around them. Even went to nyc once just say we did it and there was a tranny in the girls bathroom with my wife and daughter. The tranny made a scene because some fat black girl told her to get out. I used that as a learning experience to voice my disgust and she absolutely understands. Most kids think trannys are fucking weird unless you specifically teach them not to

[Anonymous No.52964836]

>>52964798
so tomorrow its either gonna moon or tank like crazy?
>>52964814
then you are out of luck bro. u gotta do sacrifices to get bitches especially online. if ur too cool to be "gay" then enjoy the fat bitches

[Anonymous No.52964838]

>>52964808
What the fook is going in here. This is a stock market thread.

[Anonymous No.52964844]

What $5k calls do I buy? I really need some $

[Anonymous No.52964845]

>>52964756
Never said their time is valuable.

[Anonymous No.52964848]

>>52964444
Assuming that debt went toward expansion, company B

[Anonymous No.52964850]

>>52964508
3-5 eggs, 2 pieces of toast, 2 pieces of bacon, 2-scoop mass gainer shake w/ whole milk.

[Anonymous No.52964854]

>>52964844
$Yes.
>not financial advice

[Anonymous No.52964855]

>>52963698
Hope you enjoyed your Cum Eating Instruction

[Anonymous No.52964858]

>>52964834
If your kids are too based they're just gonna get kicked out
Don't send them off to die for kikes you stupid fucking nigger monkey

[Anonymous No.52964869]

>>52964805
Bond shorters are the only ones who had Christmas this year

[Anonymous No.52964872]

>>52964811
Today on /smg/ invasion of the namefags.

[Anonymous No.52964874]

>>52964836
>if ur too cool to be "gay" then enjoy the fat bitches
Lol. that is a good point. goddamnit im gonna have to go on a hike or go to a nice dinner with my friends and ask them to take gay ass pics of me smiling so i can bang women that are not obese

[Anonymous No.52964878]

>>52964858
I do t believe all that about the military. I think it’s way amplified online. I got out in 2016 and it was still a lot of casual racism and fag hating. Never saw a tranny, never had a woman in my unit, gays were openly mocked.

[Anonymous No.52964885]

>>52964814
If you were really friends you would kiss each other on the lips no homo

[Anonymous No.52964887]

>>52964324
if they join the military go cg or af, preferably officer

[Anonymous No.52964893]

>>52964869
Yep.
The bond squad of the
>full retard "soft pivot" anticipation euphoria crowd
will have a jolly Christmas this year.

[Anonymous No.52964900]

will it tank or moon tomorrow

[Anonymous No.52964907]

>>52964836
>so tomorrow its either gonna moon or tank like crazy?
Well if you trust the Atlanta Fed (note their demographics/someone post the chicken bone meme) then GDP will beat consensus. Which implies a softer landing but also an economy that can sustain more rate hikes.

Similarly, the Cleveland Fed forecasts core PCE at 4.7% instead of the market's 4.6%. Normally that's bearish, but the latest CPI came in below both their numbers. If we get a 4.4% or 4.5%, that'd be giga bullish.

[Anonymous No.52964926]

>>52964878
I got out this year and there were a couple of tranny officers and fuckloads of completely pozzed diversity trainings
There were tons of bulldyke women who bullied the rest of the battalion into being ultra pozzed. You couldn't get away with being based without getting njpd. Just don't fucking do it dumbfuck.

[Anonymous No.52964932]

>>52964688
Like this?

[Anonymous No.52964942]

>>52964878
>the military is not a zog tool
Hello new faggot

[Anonymous No.52964948]

>>52964907
>someone post the chicken bone meme
Ah, found it. Long Popeye's (ticker: QSR)

[Anonymous No.52964950]

>>52964926
kek, our future is going out in a gun battle with tranny military during martial law

[Anonymous No.52964952]

>>52964907
>an economy that can sustain more rate hikes
higher for longer.

[Anonymous No.52964954]

>>52964286
You have to just *feel* the news bubble building and reaching its point of burst and release, its contents matter little to nothing.

[Anonymous No.52964965]

>>52964942
I never said it wasn’t a zog tool. Im would be all too happy to serve at the leisure of the banker class. Im just saying my experience didn’t have any of that gay tranny shit

[Anonymous No.52964967]

>>52964735
You couldn’t just turn your toaster on it’s side and use it to heat the one slice?

[Anonymous No.52964969]

>>52964907
>more rate hikes for longer
>giga bullish
Why are there so many retards here

[Anonymous No.52964970]

>>52964950
And it's only getting worse. The marines are getting rid of gendered language. No more aye sir in boot camp.

[Anonymous No.52964979]

>>52964844
Nasdaq calls

[Anonymous No.52964986]

>>52964932
>>52964790
See what happens when you make yourself identifiable, >>52964688 ?
You shouldn't namefag for the same reason you shouldn't advertise yourself in a crowd, you become easily picked out, and your deeds follow you. As an anonymous man, you can be anything, your past is nonexistant, you have no history. As a namefag, you have a trail, a history, a burden. I ask you not to use your name, not because I cannot tolerate it, but because you bring shame and attention to yourself. Do as you will, but live with your consequences.

[Anonymous No.52964987]

>>52964970
I’m not sure I believe that headline. I went through marine boot camp in 2009 and I couldn’t imagine what other word they would use besides sir (yes I’m better than you because I was marine infantry, we don’t have to acknowledge it)

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.52964988]

>>52964621
Well you can thank these assholes. >>52964790
>>52964932 for breaking terms of the deal. Looks like Baggie lives to post another day.

[Anonymous No.52964990]

>>52964948
I have to say, no chains come even close to Popeyes' chicken sandwich. For just $4ish bucks, you are getting the best chicken sandwich on the market and its very fucking big

[Anonymous No.52964993]

>>52964969
Can you not read? I'm saying a lower PCE, repeating the CPI surprise, would be bullish. That's the opposite of a strong GDP.

[Anonymous No.52964994]

Emergency bake before b*ggie bakes again!
>>52964305
>>52964305
>>52964305

[Anonymous No.52965010]

>>52964994
Thank you anon, you are a true hero.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.52965021]

>>52965016
>>52965016
>>52965016

[Anonymous No.52965023]

>>52964994
I'm now actively rooting for a full-on GME bankruptcy so you stop running this joke into the ground.

[Anonymous No.52965031]

>>52964988
If you choose to continue to give us more ammo to use against you, that's your choice man, just don't say we didn't warn you.

[Anonymous No.52965050]

>>52964965
>no mil faggot starts a shitty larp
My neighbor is a 27 year old former crackwhore who was gangbanged by 30 year olds when she was 15. Now she has butter bars and tells you what to do POG

[Anonymous No.52965069]

>>52965050
I’ve been out for 6 years. And 0311 so I have that air of superiority.

[Anonymous No.52965073]

NEW THREAD (not made by Baggot)

>>52965056

>>52965056

>>52965056

[Anonymous No.52965089]

Three ducking threads? Great job fagots

[Anonymous No.52965098]

>>52964987
It'll become yes drill sergeant like army and air force
You're putting way too much faith in THE ZOG organization

[Anonymous No.52965120]

>>52965089
Blame Baggie, had to be special

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.52965139]

>>52965120
yeah just blame me because the other faggots are anonymous and like the children they are can't be held responsible for their actions.

[Anonymous No.52965158]

>>52965139
>comes onto anonymous imagegoard
>says that people who are anonymous can't take responsibility for their actions

You know a place you'd love? A place where not just you, but everyone has a name, and posts under those names?

Reddit.
You should go there.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.52965224]

>>52965158
seethe more

[Anonymous No.52967070]

>>52965224
No, he’s right . If you like namefagging so much then you can go to Reddit and be “held accountable” just like you like.

[Anonymous No.52967095]

>>52964948
> “the city that’s too busy”
>Atlanta

Lol, holy shit. Niggers are delusional.