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I came out of the womb and a Jewish doctor promptly circumcised me

>> No.52962167

>>52962160
Habby bday anon

>> No.52962174

>>52962160
happy birthday. your parents were brainwashed.
make it and you will cause jews everywhere to seethe.
do not circumcise your children.

>> No.52962180

I was circumcised at 2-3 years old so I have memories of it. And it was a Chinese doctor

>> No.52962191

>>52962160
Imagine being born in the 60s and posting frogs here

>> No.52962197

>>52962167
>>52962174

Ty frens I’m old but young at heart.

>> No.52962200

>>52962160
You can thank that doctor for giving you a clean nice looking penis that doesn't scare girls
Oh and happy birthday

>> No.52962207

>>52962197
I'm almost your age and just banged a 24yo. I don't see any reason to stop

>> No.52962210

>>52962191
I still get carded. Couple chicks I kinda know, there jaws dropped when I said I was gonna be 41. They thought I was 24-26.

>> No.52962216

>>52962207
Where you from

>> No.52962224
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>>52962160
John Harvey Kellog was not Jewish though.

>> No.52962302

>>52962224
People say it's Kellogg's fault but the real culprit is the cosmetics and medical industries who harvest the stem cells from the foreskins for beauty products and insulin respectively. This is when it became normalized. Kellogg was a mistaken nofapper but he's really just the fall guy and don't think for a fucking second I don't see through your tricksy scapegoating Moshe.

>> No.52962322

>>52962302
circumcision cells are being trained -- with electroshock therapy -- to become brains-in-a-dish that play pong. https://www.cell.com/neuron/fulltext/S0896-6273(22)00806-6

>> No.52962405

>>52962160
You are 41 and post frogs here?
Kill yourself, I'm not even joking

>> No.52962426

>>52962405
I'm 42, I work in a hedge fund and I'm posting frogs here, problems?

>> No.52962870

>>52962216
Nebraska

>> No.52962894

>>52962405
Hahaha kiddo do you think this board would have any value if it was all 20 something kids who think they know everything but don't actually know a fuckimg thing

>> No.52962910

>>52962405
zoomer ngmi listening to older anons

>> No.52962920

>>52962910
not listening*

>> No.52962924

>>52962405
I'm 37 and with more or less zero net worth and future prospects but I don't frogpost, what should I do?

>> No.52962930

>>52962160
happy birthday
if you're not jewish yourself that was a bad bargain

>> No.52962933

Happy birthday, retard.

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>>52962160
We took this from you goy.

>> No.52962985

>One shot at life
>Kike doctor clamps off every last scrap of my foreskin and frenulum and makes it impossible for me to ever restore.
>"Land of the Free"
When are we going to be vindicated for this massive abuse of power from the medical industry? These people all need to be thrown in jail and everything they own taken from them and redistributed to their victims.

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>>52962160
happy bday fren
>t.38 years old myself

>> No.52963108

>>52962924
Go work for Amazon grandpa

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>>52962160
happy birthday, Anon. May this year be full of both surprising and expected victories for you and yours.

>> No.52963247

Does life get better after 30 ? I'm 21 myself and trying to get my life started but it sucks

>> No.52963267

>>52963247
Also happy birthday

>> No.52963357

>>52963247
Not OP but what I'm convinced of (could be coping) is that 'making it' is a relative standard to your expectations. I got a friend who is on government benefits and he couldn't be happier with his hobbies and friends he regularly visits. Another is currently saving for a house with his fiancée by working a job he mostly hates.
Life is what you make of it, if you aren't happy, change something until you are.

>> No.52963434

>>52963357
Good advice

>>52963247
Advice to my 21 self: don't take life to serious. Have fun while you're young. That doesn't mean he a fuck up

>> No.52963447

>>52962160
Just hit 41 a couple weeks ago anon, happy birthday. They Jewed me out of my foreskin too, but they also unwittingly created a radicalized goy with a big mouth who loves guns and Jesus

God bless anon, enjoy the special day

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>>52962924
Start frogposting bro, it helps

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>>52962160
Hey its my birthday too anon but I'm turning 22 instead and my parents arent american
Happy birthday :)

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>>52962924
>dl frog images
>post in biz threads
you'll start making it, its just magic

>> No.52964287

>>52962405
I save and post frogs, wojaks, and chudjacks while holding my newborn son

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>>52962405
I'm 34, employed, not a virgin, am white, and post frogs daily. What's the issue zoom zoom?
>>52962160
Happy birthday anon. We should all be lucky enough to reach 41. Seriously.

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>>52962160
im not circumsized

its based

>> No.52964809

>>52963108
kys zoomie. buy truebit before you do.

>> No.52964829

>>52962160
Happy birthday lil nigga

>> No.52964883

>>52962160
That pain was meant to induce a life of psychopathy and neuroticism into you. Did they succeed? I think not.

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Team foreskin rise up!

>> No.52964961

>>52962224
no he was a christkike

>> No.52964978

>>52962894
This. The older the average age of users the better. Image the threads when most of us are 60+ and reached enlightenment

>> No.52965076

>>52962160
Happy bday if the post is real

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>>52962405
youre here forever you fucking piece of shit get it through your thick skull you wont encounter a more interesting website, now do a 360 and kys away

>> No.52966493

>>52962160
Happy Birthday faggot. I love you.

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>>52962210
happy b-day Opie, share your routine

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>>52962160
Happy birthday op. How much money do you guys think it would take to begin funding foreskin regeneration research?

>> No.52966565

>>52962160
>Muslim need to be circumcised accordingly to their religious practice
You don't heard them make noise how come?

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>>52962160
Happy birthday faggot

>> No.52966655

I used to have phimosis and was self-conscious about my foreskin/thought something was wrong with me thanks to porn back when I was 16. Then I researched how to stretch it out, did more research to realize how awesome having a foreskin is, and now I'm happier than ever. Also I shoot massive loads and I'm pretty sure its because I'm uncut and get greater pleasure, because the porn dudes that are uncut also shoot huge loads. Sorry if your dick got kiked, but foregen sounds promising.

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>>52962160

>> No.52966672

>>52962160
you are now reminded that israel is americas greatest ally

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>>52962160
Happy birthday fren.
35 myself but still have my foreskin. Wagmi.

>> No.52966832

How rich are you, op? Have you ever done manual work in your life?

>> No.52966857

>>52962191
i will

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>>52962160
Happy birthday anon

>> No.52966913

>around this time 17 years ago, I was having sex for the 1st time
>she was 14, I was 16
>redhead, pale skin, small tits and heart shaped butt
>pink innie
>was my hs love
>ff 17 years later
>I post on a taiwanese snail race betting forum daily
>she hit the wall and works a wagie job
>I lost 600k in crypto last year

>> No.52967133

>>52966913
Based

>> No.52967207

>>52962191
>imagine
No need to

>> No.52967689

>>52962405
KYS

>> No.52967718

41 yrs?
Holy boomer

>> No.52968027

>>52964287
Who’s got the based department Pepe for this Chad.

>> No.52968182

>>52962985
>jail
Just kill them lmao

>> No.52968233

>>52962405
Im 20 what's the difference it's the internet literally any person has the ability to get on this stupid website it's not even special

>> No.52968260

You are that doctors slave now

>> No.52968377

>>52968182
I was thinking more like 25 years per victim and if the count is over 20 mutilations then start considering the death penalty.
Charge all of the medical schools for training them to do it also.

>> No.52968415

>>52962191
Math isn’t your strong suit…

>> No.52968639

>>52968415
And sarcasm isn’t yours.

>> No.52968878

>>52967207
Based boom anon

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>mfw the jews also wanted to snip womens' clitorises and that didn't catch on but somehow cutting off baby dicks is considered perfectly logical and normal

>> No.52968928

>>52962224
No. The real reason is jews.