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What's the easiest way to make money if you wanna kys and have no morality whatsoever?

>> No.52956302

>>52956285
depends how much you want to make, the easiest thing to do is get a job but you wont make much money

>> No.52956305

>>52956285
Gay prostitution, obviously. You knew that, though.

>> No.52956307

just some guys dick for $35 each

>> No.52956309

Rob drug dealers

>> No.52956339

>>52956285
Sell other peoples organs.
Then sell your organs.

>> No.52956342

>>52956285
Steroids. Become fitness influencer. Sell bullshit cookie cutter programs. Change them and put them on sale at a $10 discount every 5-7 months. Sell merch. YouTube money, tiktok money.


Worst case scenario: Either go out still broke but swole and probably fucking bitches, or the gear gives you a new found love for life because you feel like a king on it.


Do your research on it and stay away from harder steroids.

>> No.52956354

>>52956285
Knee pads and scope are great investments. you can never go wrong. You will suck like 30 dicks in an hour. Just become the hoover you were born to be. If you suck 1000 dicks, you could make at least 400 or 500 dollars. It's a workout too. You will never go hungry with a hungry-for-dick mouth.

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52956367

>>52956285
1. find out how to do gene splicing
2. get your hand on some coca plants and some yeast
3. ???
4. profit
5. get killed by the cartel

>> No.52956382

>>52956285
be the right hand worker assistant for billioanire and gain his respect

>> No.52956390

run cam girls

>> No.52956393

I'll let you suck my dick for either $35 or $0.5 if you're interested

>> No.52956394

>>52956285
Kneepads is the only sufficient answer here

>> No.52956565

>>52956342
kek
this doesnt sound easy at all

>> No.52956584

>>52956285
sucking dick

>> No.52956644

build bombs and sell them to international terrorists

>> No.52956657

>>52956285
probably smuggling drugs

>> No.52956668

>>52956285
Strategic credit default

>> No.52956681

>>52956309

Unironically want to do this and I know a couple of them.
Any tips?

>> No.52956747

>>52956285
Drug dealing

>> No.52956760

>>52956285
ransomware

>> No.52956811

>>52956681
Be quick. Scope the fuck out of the place and area, know routes on top of routes. What's your exit? How smart are they? Big or small? Likely be occupied 24/7 by a few. Probably way more of a retarded idea than you realise, and you'll probably drop your spaghetti then freeze and it's game over. If you get out call the cops on them say you saw them fighting and someone pulled a gun, change clothes and gtfo ie holiday all asap.

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52956831

>>52956285
There’s websites where mothers give away baby clothing, strollers etc for free to other struggling parents. Larp and just sell the items on whatever online marketplace you use.

Stealing from charities, or larping as a charity to collect donations and sell whatever you can

Organs are pretty valuable, steal them

You can rob houses, im sure there’s a strategy for efficiently finding cash and valuables

Stealing cars

Buy counterfeit designer items, sell them as if they were authentic

Sell fake drugs


I don’t recommend any of these things because you’ll get in trouble eventually but if you just going to kys anyway it doesn’t matter I guess

>> No.52956894

>>52956285
high risk, high reward: bank robbery
low risk, high reward: online scam
high risk, low reward: street robbery
low risk, low reward: wage

>> No.52956962

>>52956285
rob drug dealers, torture them to give you supplier contacts. move up the food chain

>> No.52956976

>>52956831
>larping as a charity to collect donations
this was big in 2020 with the holocough and the BLM riots, there were some people investigated and arrested over it but im sure most got away with the money.
this year with the war in ukraine there was another surge in fake charities.

>> No.52957002

>>52956681
Be ready to kill. If you haven't killed a man before your body might not react the way you think. Killing or just being in combat will change you forever in ways you can't imagine. One more tip: wear an incorrect size of shoes. I'd highly advise against doing this unless you're actually suicidal and don't mind being tortured to death, desu.

>> No.52957028

>>52957002
holy shit what a huge faggot

>> No.52957048

>>52957028
Alright man, fuck around and find out yourself. I don't have anything to prove on this Taiwanese sky diving forum.

>> No.52958352

Military is for you. We will pay for your college anon. Navy is a perfect fit for you.

>> No.52959357

>>52956285
Just buy low caps with growth potentials and utility like CVP, ORE, and RIN

>> No.52959363

>>52956285
>have no morality whatsoever
Welcome. Please take a ticket and wait in line with the other millions of people.

>> No.52959416

>>52958352
eh, I did this and it only made me want to kill myself more. I went Army, but being stuck on a ship with cross dressing faggots for extended periods of time wouldn't have been any better.