C-Chainlink is going to short squeeze you'll see!

[Anonymous No.52953906]

>Celsius just needs to get btfo first
>Once FTX stops shorting we'll go up!
>Staking just needs to go live and everything changes
>Sergey p-promised CCIP and Enterprise just hodllllll marine!
>SWIFT is appearing at smartcon we're about to moon boys
>CZ is shorting we just need him to get squeezed
>S-simeon and Nexo are shorting and we need to squeeze him marines!
>Staking is so bullish omg $1000 eoy
>Once nodes start buying in droves oh my god we're ready for liftoff
>Crumb 1 and crumb 2 = crumb 8!
>You don't understand anon, once Google and Amazon are fighting over tokens to run a node we're going to be billionaires
>Just uhhh we need to wait for Decem-ACK!

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA BTFO FOR 5 YEARS RUNNING! Is your wait over yet muh-reens?

[Anonymous No.52953966]

>>52953906
>$5 after half a decade
Chainshit lol

[Anonymous No.52953976]

>>52953906
>we're going to be billionaires
what went wrong

[Anonymous No.52953980]

>>52953906
the fact that you know so much about it makes it abundantly clear you hold as well

[Anonymous No.52954001]

>>52953980
lol meds

[Anonymous No.52954016]

>>52953906
You laugh but look at the smartcon line up. You think they got Eric Schmidt to come down for a free beer? Players like that don't waste a second of their year. Chainlink is king made and they are going to announce deep industry agreements ready for the CCIP launch. Going to be hard holding onto those shorts bulgarians. Tick tock.

[Anonymous No.52954056]

>>52954016
>MUH ERIC SCHMIDT
First of all he literally scolded Sergey on stage by telling him to stop doing ZOOM calls and wipe away his competitors. Which Sergnigger is obviously not doing because he's busy posting tweets and hiring HR whores.

Secondly if Chainlink were to fail Eric simply wouldn't give a fuck, he's already a billionaire

[Anonymous No.52954162]

>>52953980
HAHAHAHAHAHA the faggots that spammed /biz/ for years accuse you of being a fellow bagholder

>Guys SWIFT is going to let us join the elitez
>Sergey is totally selling all his reserves cheap out of kindness
>H-he didn't know that Alex Mashinsky was a scamming kike
>S-sergey had NO IDEA Sam Bankman was a thieving kike
>No way he knew bancor would lie about their "Defi"
>He's totally an honest fella, unlike all of the kikes he associates with by mistake

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHH

[Anonymous No.52954241]

>Sergey's new year's address was so bullish, buying 10k more muhreens!
>DECO is not vaporware, did you NOT see the demo at smartcon
>I bought under $2 so I don't care about p-ACK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA what happened to $10 by December muh-reens?!

[Anonymous No.52954449]

Im staked so I literally can’t sell. I also bought more.

[Anonymous No.52954469]

You laugh but the lower the price goes the more I buyed. I probably have a similar size stack as you and you’ve been holding 5 years KEK. I started only in 2020. Does that anger you Mr. OG?

[Anonymous No.52954545]

As it turns out, sergay was the villian this whole time!

[Anonymous No.52954566]

>>52954449
>Im staked so I literally can’t sell
A literal pay pig ahahahahahahahahahaaha

[Anonymous No.52954570]

I can afford 10k LINK at current prices. Should I go for it?

[Anonymous No.52954603]

>>52954449