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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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>>52950253

>> No.52951330
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>>52951313
why is nobody talking about credit suisse anymore when ATLs are being reached everyday? collapse is imminent

>> No.52951333

FUCK FUCK FUCK A DUCK
SCREW A KANGAROO
BANG BANG AN ORANGUTANG
NOW WE’RE AT THE ZOO

>> No.52951335

>>52951317

Pussy

>> No.52951336
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WHOA BLACK BETTY

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That will be $225,000 goy. And don't forget the tip.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4178-Mangum-Mill-Rd-Gainesville-GA-30507/14880470_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare

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52951337

These Christmas are shaping to be one of the worst, I'm near rock bottom emotionally. Unironically what you anons do when u feel sorry for yourself? What you want for Christmas? I want a bullet to the temple.

>> No.52951339

>Soon

>> No.52951349
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52951349

The real Christmas rally is watching TSLA fags rope

>> No.52951360

>>52951337
Same. Im going to have to put my cat down for Christmas and my portfolio is eating shit when I need money the most. Lets make a suicide pact.

>> No.52951361

>>52951349
where are you seeing them rope, on reddit?

>> No.52951379

I have insider information about a major company that deals with plastics. Dubs and I reveal it.

>> No.52951388

that's a tasty boil dip
too bad i'm out of cash for the week

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SNIBS AT YOU

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Should I even check my portfolio?

>> No.52951404

For all the bull pigs and bear pigs the past few weeks that have doubted the "Daily 0DTE options = Mega viagra for crab" thesis I hope you are enjoying the visceral SNIBBING and SNABBING you are getting.

>> No.52951410

>>52951330
mumus would rather just focus on muh pivot

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>>52951337
>What you want for Christmas?
I just want my beef wellington I'm making for my family to come out perfect. I already have everything else I could want.

>> No.52951423

SAVA is curing alzheimer's and the stock is going to $150 soon and you guys are doing nothing. Buy buy buy

>> No.52951425

>>52951398
Look even though she is in peak sniffable position, goblina posting is never acceptable.

>> No.52951432
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Anons have 5 days left to buy in until the Christmas rally begins. Get ready

>> No.52951433

>>52951423
Isn't SAVA the one that has now unraveled like 2 decades of alzheimer's research fraud?

>> No.52951436

>>52951423
might be a good short, thanks for the tip

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>>52951425
Best goblina coming through

>> No.52951441

I laugh every time I read the cope that comes out of TSLA defenders.

>> No.52951449

>>52951433
What do you mean? The people calling SAVA a fraud are buthurt short sellers like this anon >>52951436
SAVA has the best data that any Alzheimer's therapy company has ever had. Look at their Phase 2b data.

They cured Alzheimer's in almost 28 days. Using simufilam. Buy. Data coming out next quarter.

>> No.52951454

have mumus considered alien disclosure? No, I think not

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>>52951454
Long UFO.

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>>52951336
It’s my favorite anon! Cheers buddy!

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How do I profit from this?

>https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/blast-west-kazan-shuts-russia-ukraine-gas-export-pipeline-2022-12-20/

>> No.52951509

>>52951449
No thanks

>> No.52951514

>>52951418
Beautiful cat man.I’m jelly

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>>52951454
sounds bullish though

>> No.52951517

Also Santa will pump the stocks himself if he has to. The Christmas rally is coming.

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>>52951517
SPY can not stay below $380 for long. Local bottom imo. Santa is coming for those of us who have been nice boys this year.

>> No.52951543

Why the fuck don't more people talk about SAVA on this board? It's literally one of the few stocks that has potential to go 2-3x because of short covering and because people desperately want to bid on a company with good Alzheimer's data.

>> No.52951548

>>52951516
what if they aren't friendly? Seems like things lately start to make more sense if the elites are just doing ayyyy lmaos bidding

>> No.52951553

>>52951501
Long GUSH of XOM

>> No.52951563

SHIP is going to be able to maintain its 20% dividend, right?

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>>52951379

>> No.52951570

I have $500 to spare. What should I buy?

>> No.52951576

I have been holding $30k cost basis of SQQQ for 41 days and will only sell when it is above $70
AMA

>> No.52951578

>>52951516
>male stick figure not female stick figure

Gay ass alien

>> No.52951586

>>52951576
based

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>>52951313
Greg Mannerino's boomer fans are so easy to troll. I've even gotten Greg himself to respond in a video when I said him calling Biden "Bidenstein" was antisemitic.
https://youtu.be/iesIQnTQuWk
4:00 in. He even created a chapter in the video for it.

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>>52951514
They're both cute in their own little ways

>> No.52951593

>>52951543
lurk moar
we have discussed SAVA here for almost 3 years, when it was single digits even
there is an anon here known as the CRBPajeet who spammed for months FUD research he was doing on SAVA, that their blot tests were bullshit and deliberately misinterpreted to produce the results they were looking for
he shorted the stock with puts, would be up big some days, and then other days down big when it would have a short squeeze move
/smg/ is burnt out on SAVA, and doesn't know what to think, whether their results are legitimate, or whether they should believe the CRBPajeet
so rather than risk it, just stay out of the way
I agree with you that IF their results were true, they are the most promising stock for the next 5 years. However, that's a big IF, a big "potentially they're just 100% fraudulent" IF
Like investing in Theranos

>> No.52951621

>>52951593
>he shorted the stock with puts, would be up big some days, and then other days down big when it would have a short squeeze move
Lol.

You thought.

I.

Bought.

Puts.

When.

I.

Kept.

Saying.

I. Sold.

Call. Spreads.

Okay but my false-flag posting was a nice temperature check on this board. We all are definitely burnt out by this shitco.

It's a volatile stock and can go either way so I do have a straddle for Q1 2023.

there is unironically data coming out next quarter and I think it will be the first sign that this company is not going to bullshit data as hard

meaning i think their Phase 2b OL (open label) data for next quarter will be...bad. since the DoJ is investigating SAVA and SAVA knows that when regulators are scrutnizing them, they cannot keep BS'ing their patient data sets


Just saying, SAVA is a shitco that is heading to penny stock territory in the coming months/years.

is it worth investing for something that will take a long ass time to unfold? maybe not. just a thought for /smg/.

thank for your response.

>I agree with you that IF their results were true, they are the most promising stock for the next 5 years

Correct, and IF i could pull a jackrabbit out of ass and skin it for dinner, then it would be great as well

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>>52951621

>> No.52951637

>>52951589
...people listen to this guy?

>> No.52951638

>>52951576
I set my sell to 60 and I’m not sure if it’ll hit. Why are you so confident on 70

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bond bros
i'm sorry it had to end this way

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>futures
So was japan really a nothingburger?

>> No.52951645

>>52951501
>gas was being supplied to customers in full via parallel pipelines following a fatal explosion in a section of the Urengoi-Pomary-Uzhhorod pipeline.

>Oleg Nikolayev, governor of the Chuvashia region, told state television that three workers who had been servicing the pipeline had been killed

Supplies not disrupted, doesn't seem like a Ukie attack/escalation, so no effect on markets.

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52951654

When will SOXL investors like SOXL_shill and L*m poster be included in the flag?

>> No.52951656

>>52951589
fucking LMAO. i always respect anons who troll boomer stockfags and schizos like Manarina

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>OIL

>> No.52951666

>>52951638
I'm confident on 70 because I think it will ultimately get into the 90s

>> No.52951674

>>52951654
if they made their own country, im not sure they could keep up a population without straight peoples kids if theyre all gay

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>>52951654
W-what's the red umbrella?

>> No.52951713

>>52951654
That red on red overlap at the top is horrible design.

>> No.52951723

>>52951565
Hey baggot what did you do this time to get yourself a 3 day over the weekend?

>> No.52951725

SOXL. Chop. Chop. Chop. Leveraged rotation strategy. Beta slippage. Horrible Sharpe ratio.

>> No.52951729

>>52951699
It's for hookers. I don't understand it either.

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>>52951699

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>>52951699
Blood play.You never heard of it?

>> No.52951746

>>52951590
Those are some good looking kitties.

>> No.52951759

>>52951330
When institutions become a pennystock, lol.

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that one other anon ready for USAC time? wait for the dip and then…

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i longed

>> No.52951803

>>52951337
I'm alone for Christmas during gigablizzard. It will be like -50 here, with windchill. But I'm cozy, there's a duck in the freezer. Heat and hot cocoa, life is good.

I got to celebrate Thanksgiving with a friend, so I'm good-ish. You're more than welcome at my home, Anon. But I wish I had a wife & family.

>> No.52951809

>>52951699
Probably something pedo related.

>> No.52951821
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52951821

>I debtmaxxed my credit cards on the last day of the period this month just to add to the statistics of increasing consoomer debt on credit cards that will show up in the data
Just doing my part fellow Bobro’s!

>> No.52951825

>>52951803
>>52951803
Where the fuck do you live that it is -50? North Dakota? Minnesota?

I can understand people getting pummeled by lots of feet of snow because populous areas in New York and New England have the Lake Effect...but where the fuck does anyone unironically live where it is -50?

>> No.52951830

>>52951337
Having the inlaws and my parents over for Christmas day lunch. Spent too much on gifts and now I need some trades to go my way to avoid some fees. Don't drink and shop

>> No.52951832

>>52951821
Dummy. You're supposed to debtmax on day 1 of the new statement, so you get the maximum duration before you have to pay it back without interest.

>> No.52951836

>>52951432
When things are so bad that the only thing that institutions have left to pump the market is dangling Santa - of all things - in front of retail traders.

>they actually believed in Santa
>wheeze - laugh - hahaha

>> No.52951849

>>52951832
I always pay off in full every month never pay interest, just wanted it to show up as a big balance on my statement

>> No.52951850
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52951850

Is this legitimate?

>> No.52951863
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>>52951850
>dear valued client

>> No.52951865

Anyone know offhand if you can contribute short term capital gains earnings to your Roth IRA, or do you need to be a wagie with wagie income?

t. NEET

>> No.52951866

>>52951593
Don't forget about the "You Tounge It" poster

>> No.52951867

>>52951836
whoa we got an adult here that doesnt believe in santa here. watch out everyone hes all grown up and hes letting everyone know

>> No.52951868
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>>52951836
>they actually believed in Santa
HES REAL!

>> No.52951880

>>52951850
Yeah, most brokerages offer signup bonuses. I know Fidelity had a sweet holiday offer but now they're only offering this lame "$100 if you deposit $50" shit: https://www.fidelity.com/go/starter-pack

>> No.52951894

>>52951850
Sure they’ll give you $5k when you deposit over $500k Nd they they immediately make it back off buying short term treasuries with your deposit

>> No.52951895
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Think I finally found a winner. Any of y’all ever hear of a little company called workhouse? It trades under the ticker WKHS. Basically they have an electric delivery van. For those of you who can’t see the writing on the wall EVs are poised to dominate the market. They even make use of drones to extend the range of their delivery vans. That’s not even the best part. WKHS is currently bidding to replace the current USPS fleet. Let that sink in. The USPS fleet. The stock price is trading under $2 right now but it has the potential to run to $300 if the post office selects it. I’m sure it will atleast triple just in anticipation for the post offices decision.

>> No.52951896

>>52951825
My guess is Canada. I'm in Michigan and with the wind chill over the weekend it's going to be in the negatives. Thank fuck I have a 4 day weekend because I'm going to my parents on Christmas Eve but I'm not leaving my fucking apartment the rest of the weekend. It's going to be cold as fuck plus we're getting a winter storm on Friday.

>> No.52951897

>>52951895
Lol.

>> No.52951904

>>52951895
Wow this sounds like a great opportunity!

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>>52951836
Look at this fag, not believing in Santa.

Hey dummy, if Santa isn't real then where do presents come from?

>> No.52951914

>>52951895
I still can't believe that shit you pulled with ARKX, Cathie. I mean, fucking Netflix? As a space stock?

>> No.52951916

>>52951825
It is the windchill. It might be -20 nominally, but when winds and blizzards come, it turns -50. There's a storm coming over the north pole from Siberia, it will dump on the central US, then make its way towards east coast fags. This is the Canadian way.

>> No.52951919

>>52951895
Kek. Bought at $5 and sold at $19.. I was fucking pissed then... But not anymore. Now I'm pissed at SOXL

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52951925

I'm Santa
the US economy has been very naughty
i don't think i need to remind you what happens to those on the naughty list

>> No.52951929
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52951929

Can spy retest August highs in 2 weeks

>> No.52951930

>>52951916
Oh so there's a storm coming from Siberia through the West coast? Does that mean the West coast will get cold first?

>> No.52951937

>>52951925
Bullish for coal?

>> No.52951949

Why the fuck are we green?? Futures were blood red last night, we were supposed to dump today. Fucking ridiculous bullshit.

>> No.52951956

>>52951930
https://www.axios.com/2022/12/15/christmas-weather-snow-cold-siberia-arctic-air

You better watch out, you better not cry! You better not pout I'm telling you why.

>> No.52951964

>>52951949
almost like futures dont mean shit

>> No.52951972
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I just realized market is green with Tesla down 5%

>That 3 month chart

Holy fuck load calls on EVERYTHING

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I just don't get the TSLA hate, it's pretty irrational. It's also retarded to even put that much energy into hating a company but whatever, do what you want I guess? Imagine time travelling from 1922 [when people were saying "lol Ford is never going to make it"] to now and having someone tell you that not only do people actually spend time hating on the leading electric car maker in the world, but some people actively work against its success. It's bizarre.

>> No.52951983

>>52951949
recession is baked in. markets are recovering after a year of suffering

>> No.52951987

>>52951974
Replace tsla with WKHS and that pasta starts to make sense

>> No.52951992

>>52951865
Yes.

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>>52951972

Tesla is 2.4% weighted S&P, 4th biggest company in the index

Load the fuck up on SPY calls

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I have sold my shorts on the bottom.

>> No.52952007

>>52951974
It's just an overvalued OEM trading like a tech company. They are still a veryyyy big company, but overvalued and OEM's operate on razor thin margins.

And if i hear one TSLA baggie talk to me about vertical integration (for batteries, etc) then Im going to punch you. TSLA is not vertically integrated, their batteries are still bought from Panasonic.

They operate on razor thin OEM margins and should be priced in as such. My cousin works for Honda and he keeps on gushing over how far ahead of everyone else TSLA is at the game, but as a finance stocks fag I had to explain to him that ZEV credits and capital markets (softbank) have rendered their stock exorbitant

>> No.52952010

>>52951993
My aunt fucked mr bean in the 90s

>> No.52952011

>>52951865
you can open a roth IRA without a job and contribute up to 6k a year to it from whatever source you like as long as it's after tax of course

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>>52951983
No it's not. SPY is going sub 200

>> No.52952034

>>52951974
I'd rather see CMI (formerly CUM) or TM become the leaders in renewable transportation. There's just too much hype around electric, it seems like a brainlet take to me. I still believe in the ICE engine, just not the liquids contained therein. Both Cummins and Toyota are working on a hydrogen engine. Both have produced far more reliable cars than Tesla. Even Scotty the Youtuber agrees that H2 would be much better tech, but what does he know.

The real question is : can we profit off this, if so how long will it take?

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>>52951993

>> No.52952038

>>52951313
are there any news releases at 2pm today? i'm holding a good option but i'll sell if powell is up

>> No.52952040
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>>52951929
Anything is possible with the right attitude.

>> No.52952043

>>52951836
KYS Santa-denier

>> No.52952044

>>52952029
>Blizzard
Im pretty sure an /smg/ anon was on here the other day talking about how he knew a developer at Blizzard who literally had to live in his car to meet very tight deadlines and wasn't paid well enough to rent an apartment. Video game industry is grim

>> No.52952051

>>52951983
retards are baked rn

>> No.52952053

>>52952029
>marketing specialist
she gets paid nothing

>> No.52952064

>>52952034
Hydorgen engine tech will be used on trucks and stuff. It's simple physics that you cannot use electric powered stuff on large freight loads

>> No.52952078
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>>52952029
>>52952051
cope bobo

>> No.52952084
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52952084

CAM ON OIL, BREAK 76.50

>> No.52952087
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Threadly reminder that your Roomba is recording you fapping.

>> No.52952094
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52952094

>>52952078

>> No.52952104

>>52952007
I think the price legitimately reflects prospects of future success. Tesla is positioned very well, regardless of their integration status or how you might feel about Elon.

>>52952034
If people whine about battery fires in EVs how do you think you're going to convince them to drive around in cars full of hydrogen? Hydrogen engines have been vaporware for the last 25+ years

>> No.52952115

>>52952044
Vidya industry is dead. If they are going to hire woke faggots and diversity hires. I want them living in their cars and starving.

>> No.52952120

>>52952094
>He ignores that the trend was clearly broken
lmao

>> No.52952127

>>52952087
Lmao... This is why I don’t use WiFi at all in my house. I grew up on Ethernet cables and I have absolutely no problem using them. I even have an adapter for my MacBook that allows me to use my Ethernet cable on it. Wifi is the surveillance state’s wet dream

>> No.52952132

>>52952104
>>52952034
The amount of LP capital torched on not doing basic physics is absolutely wild.

EV heavy vehicles were always nuts - hydrogen or e-fuels really the only option here.

You cannot use EV engines on heavy vehicles. Simple as. It's physics.

>> No.52952134
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52952134

Should i buy OIL? pls respond

>> No.52952137

how do I buy Argentina stock

>> No.52952140

>>52952120
that guy doesnt even have money in them market, long or short

>> No.52952141

>>52952134
you should short it now then buy when it goes to 75 or lower

>> No.52952156

>>52952104
Scotty did a video where he showed researchers shooting an H2 tank with a bullet and nothing happened. No fire, nothing.

>> No.52952157

>>52952127
To be fair when I was in middle school the only way to get online was through AOL and your 56k phone modem, so by the time we got a cable modem it was a breakthrough and I’ve been content with it ever since

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>>52952120
That's the bear cope this board has to deal with. Deal with it.

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52952161

>>52952094
kek..I know...I'll be out of my calls the end of the week then back to bobo posting.

>> No.52952175

>>52952127

Wow your so special

>> No.52952177

>>52952134
Probably not, its way inflated. Wait for Jan earnings maybe.

>> No.52952182

>>52951621
>That spacing
I would sock you in your fucking jaw cunt.

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>>52952141
Ok

>> No.52952188
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52952188

Is my analysis right or retarded? With current rate hikes they are effectively trying to bring M2 supply back to where it would have been with 2% inflation, i.e around 17k vs 21k where it sits now.
It means the M2 money sypply will drop around 20%. In terms of ratio between stock market value divided by M2, we are currently sitting at around the same level as the covid dip in 2020. If the ratio remains the same it would mean a 20% drop in stocks. Stock could drop even more in a scenario where the ratio goes lowers like in '08.

>> No.52952189

>>52952104
>how do you think you're going to convince them to drive around in cars full of hydrogen?
What kind of bullshit point is this. no one is actually scared of EV battery fires

>> No.52952191

>>52952175
Thanks for being a tripfag. Filtered

>> No.52952201

>VIX down bad
>SPY barely up
>TSLA getting heemed
wtf is going on today

>> No.52952202

>"Frito-Lay sells lightweight food products, making it a good candidate for electric trucks whose heavy batteries could limit cargo capacity...Pepsi's new Semis can haul Frito-Lay products 425 miles but for heavier loads of sodas the trucks will do shorter trips of 100 miles"

tesla semi can only do 100 miles when loaded with soda?

big gulp

this is why Hydrogen fuel is the higher growth investment, since commercial freight vehicles simply cannot use EV efficiently.

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52952215

>>52951987
>WKHS

>> No.52952224

>>52952156
Okay but smash a car full of hydrogen into a truck full of gas and see what happens once a fire starts

>>52952160
>>52952140
We can't let /smg/ turn into a fucking doombear general. I know there are bulls just lurking every day, come on out and balance the conversation

>>52952189
It's one of the few complaints people can dig up and it's a bad complaint

>> No.52952241

>>52951974
I don't hate TSLA. I just laugh at the idiocy of the remaining tesla bulls at this point. It's like /GME/ to me. Tesla has always been a bit of a cult stock, but at least back in 2019 there was an interesting bullish case. Stupidity rose 1000% after Elon successfully manufactured that pump and dump onto the S&P 500 at a trillion dollar valuation. People started to think Cathie Wood was unironically a good investor.
I have no actual stake in the fight, but there's something mildly satisfying about watching morons lose everything as they continue to deny the obvious the entire way down.

>> No.52952257

>>52952141
I got rekt

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>>52952224
There is no reason to be bullish. We have a potato for president, congress is passing a $1.6 trillion spending bill when we are $30 trillion in debt already, we're still sending money to Ukraine, and Biden just slipped up and said the Iran nuclear deal is dead so we will be at war with Iran soon as well. Hyper bearish.

>> No.52952262

>>52951974
its mainly because of the musk celebrity worship that has now pulled a 180

>> No.52952264

>>52952202
we just need to accept that electric vehicles will be good for some cases like personal driving, mail, drones, maybe buses. They cant replace ocean cargo ships, semi trucks or even personal trucks.

>> No.52952265

>>52952224
>We can't let /smg/ turn into a fucking doombear general.
Or what? Your calls will go even more red? Lmao

>> No.52952270

>>52952224
>We can't let /smg/ turn into a fucking doombear general.
who cares they're all plebs anyways

>> No.52952271

>>52952224
Anon, smash about any fucking car into a truck full of gas and results won't be pleasant. The whole point of vehicles is to not use them as kinetic projectiles.

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52952280

>>52952201
algos trying to wear out the retail goyim

>> No.52952281

>>52952257
in the negative too myself, but it should fall back down within the day, oil has not been able to maintain big momentums in either directions in past weeks

>> No.52952294

its only the second day into my winter break and im fucking bored.

>> No.52952296

>>52952188
There's nothinig that says we can't drop to the same levels as in the 90s, even temporarily.
that chart is 100% useless for predicting future movement

>> No.52952311

>>52952241
You follow the hype too much and it shows. No one legitimately thought Cathie Wood was a good investor, but also if she just holds some of what she's got she'll probably make a ton of money eventually. There's no reason that Tesla shouldn't be part of the S&P.

>>52952262
The social engineering of the Musk hate is so bonkers to me. People who never cared are now saying he's literally evil.

>>52952265
I don't trade options because I'm not a faggot ass speculator

>> No.52952312

>>52952201
Elon's imaginary wealth is being taken back by the heebs since he was a bad goy.

>> No.52952329

>>52952264
The "maximalism into pragmatism" arc is just a cycle you have to ride out with society and in particular finance.
The "solution" to energy/climate/whatever is to have a diverse set of energy options on the table that are deployed based on need and local available resources. A nuclear power plant doesn't make sense for a town of 5000 people (including modular reactor memes).
A city of several million is not going to do it alone with solar and wind memes.
Really the next step in automotive transportation is to update the environment with traffic lights, highway interchanges, pedestrian crossings, emergency vehicles, etc. that can all communicate with each other and with passenger vehicles. Then upgrade the grid to prevent electric charging islands.
Musk just wanted to frontrun all of that with fraud and memes.

>> No.52952337

>>52951825
Gonna hit -40 or so in the next couple days in Minnesota. And we are under a Blizzard watch should be fun. You betcha!

>> No.52952338

>>52952261
>Who the president is matters
>The US national debt matters
>The US is honest about how much it spends
>The money is actually going to Ukraine
Newfag confirmed

>> No.52952346

>>52952311
>The social engineering of the Musk hate is so bonkers to me. People who never cared are now saying he's literally evil.
He's a literal right wing retard bro who proved that billionaires can be incredibly incompetent operators and managers.

You do realize that SpaceX engineers REFUSE to attend meetings with Elon because of how incompetent and annoying he is?

t. friend's neighbor is a SpaceX engineer who spills the beans on how much more difficult Elon has made their project deliverables

>> No.52952350

>>52952311
>The social engineering of the Musk
There's no social engineering. He's a grifter, a scam artist, and worst of all, a faggot centrist. What's there to like?

>> No.52952367

>>52952346
my dad works at nintendo

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>>52952281

>> No.52952377
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52952377

Why does no one, not even the japanese, seem to know what the fuck the japanese economy is doing

>> No.52952380

>>52952350
>people lose their minds FOMOing into your co
>you're supposed to tell them to stop cause the p/e ratio is getting out of whack
/smg/eniuses man

>> No.52952381

>>52952202
Hydrogen is retarded. Now and always: https://about.bnef.com/blog/liebreich-the-unbearable-lightness-of-hydrogen/

>> No.52952383

>>52952137
I'd recommend buying US listings. You're much better off since you're effectively getting the unofficial exchange rate. If you buy on Argentine brokers with their local pesos, you're effectively paying double unless you're able to convert your funds into ARS at the unofficial rate too.

Here are some tickers:
VIST, YPF, PAM, TGS, CEPU, LOMA, CRESY, IRS, GGAL, BMA, etc.

>> No.52952385

>>52952337
I'm so thankful I have a 4 day weekend and don't have to commute through this winter weather mess. Scary thing is it's not even January yet and we are already dealing with a polar vortex. This is going to be a long winter.
>>52952338
You're right we are probably like $100 trillion in debt in reality.

>> No.52952397

>>52952367
It really should not be that inconceivable that Elon is a terrible operator. That entire shitshow at Twitter is just another example.

>> No.52952396

>>52952371
already falling back down, if you did not close your position you should be alright

>> No.52952404

>>52952346
elon's problem is that he's massively autistic but doesn't realize no one else is
so he does crazy shit that works, working 80 hours a week and sleeping in his office, but doesn't realize why no one else wants to devote their life to their work

>> No.52952407

>>52952346
>He's right wing
oh no...its retarded

>> No.52952421
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>>52952281
Im finally break even , i was litteraly crying

>> No.52952420

>>52952053
All the people that post videos like this are just mooching off their other half who gets paid way more.

>> No.52952433

>>52952350
Elon seems like an extreme leftist to me, but I thought Nixon was centrist.

>> No.52952441

>>52952380
It's not Elon's fault that investor's went full retard nor his responsibility to correct them. But he defrauded customers at paypal, acts like he invented the electric car, and spaceX is a fucking meme. He even got people to invest in satellite internet in the 2020s, because is a very good scam artist.

>> No.52952442

>>52952421
there's no crying in stockball

>> No.52952446
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god damn it ive been shilled again but im in

>> No.52952449

>>52952441
What’s wrong with satellite internets?

>> No.52952457
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>>52952404
The issue is not only the whole "GRINDSET WORK 80 HOUR WEEKS OR LEAVE THIS JOB" mentality that Elon has (but yes...it's a large part of the problem).

The issue is that Elon literally does not have the technical acumen to delineate authority to different project teams. He will try to force engineers to finish a deliverable to make KPI's look great while sacrificing quality and functionality.

He got away with it at TSLA and SpaceX (for the most part) but at Twitter, an engineer that worked on a project corrected elon. Elon told him how he was wrong, refused to see it and proceeded to say he was fired. When you do that, you are basically telling the smart engineers around you that you a boorish retard who no one should work with.

Human capital goes out the window, and in tech companies, there goes some of your biggest assets.

>>52952407
Elon is maybe a centrist on 4chan, but to most educated people he's a right winger who is okay with people dox'ing hospitals, etc.

The whole right wing/left wing thing is boring anyways, even if Elon was a mega liberal he'd still be a giant fucking faggot who no one likes.

And to people who deny Elon is right wing: look at pic related KEK. What an absolute clownshow the GOP is rn

>> No.52952464

>>52952329
What we need is industrially viable alkane production from agricultural products or byproducts.

>> No.52952468

>>52952397
Once I saw he was trying to step down from Twitter, I knew he was just an autistic with money and not somebody who truly wanted to make a change. He's just going to hand it over to some Jew and it will be business as usual for the deep state.

>> No.52952469

>>52951974
> This fucking level of retardation.
Let me guess you own GME and some ape NFTs huh?

>> No.52952471

>>52952396
Not him obs but I shorted bc of your first comment. Glad I was afk for a bit

>> No.52952478

>>52952449
The fact that the atmosphere and clouds exist. And in the long run, Kessler syndrome.

>> No.52952479

>>52952311
>No one legitimately thought Cathie Wood was a good investor
This alone confirms you have no idea what you're talking about. No one intelligent believes in her, but she's formed a massive cult following of true believers that'll baghold to their graves.

I never said Tesla shouldn't be in the S&P by the way. The method of it's inclusion undeniably created massive frontrunning. It was a blatant pump and dump and passive SPY/VOO ETF holders are now permanent bagholders. This is a big problem with passive ETFs in general. Just the other day a bunch of silver mining shitcos pumped 20% within a few hours because of a sudden index change. They lost their gains the next day, naturally.
The TSLA dump has taken much longer than that, but you're seeing its slow resolution to this day.
There are plenty of SPACs from the last two years that are miles worse than tesla of course, and watching those "investors" lose all their money has been hilarious too.

>> No.52952490
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52952490

My local cafe has a new barista, and she has a cute butt

>> No.52952497

>>52952457
>And to people who deny Elon is right wing: look at pic related KEK.
Grifting neocons makes you a rightwinger
Go back to plebbit
>The whole right wing/left wing thing is boring anyways, even if Elon was a mega liberal he'd still be a giant fucking faggot who no one likes.
True

>> No.52952505
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>>52952479
won't the S&P just replace failing companies with up and coming ones anyway?
>>52952490
nice

>> No.52952506

>>52952490
>and she has a cute butt
/smg/eniuses are so fucking dumb I can't even trust your rating of this barista's ass

>> No.52952508

>>52952311
>The social engineering of the Musk hate is so bonkers to me.
From a technology standpoint his "failures" are interpreted as a failure for the TSLA versions he tries to hype but underdelivers on. Think autonomous vehicles or electric vehicles or whatever the hell neuralink is supposed to be. He has pushed FSD to pump TSLA but has never had interest in the FSD concept since lvl 4 or 5 would require that TSLA is liable for accidents and not the driver.
On a financial standpoint he has been the front man for some egregiously huge sums of misappropriation of capital. And dipshits hoping to ride his coattails.
Then on the civil planning side you have things like the Boring Co. which always seemed intended merely as a way to undercut high speed rail or transportation upgrades.
Then you have the starlink satellites that are just subsidy hunting devices that also pollute the night sky.
But really he is a just a grift man drinking from the many different grit and corruption firehoses out there. He is a symptom, not the disease.
Something like UBER is far more putrid and wasteful than TSLA but its CEO isn't a rallying flag for incel nation.

>> No.52952511

>>52952506
i too require reference

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>>52952490
Nice.

>> No.52952517

>>52952497
Alright, one of official GOP communication outlets explicitly said that Elon Musk is going to be one of the figureheads of the GOP, and you're still denying that Elon is a right winger.

You have total brainworms

>> No.52952532

>>52952490
Like the other anon said, due to questionable judgement of ppl here we'll need some verification

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>>52952506
>>52952511
It was a good butt. Better than the other barista's (but maybe not as good as the one who works Thursdays, I'd have to see them next to each other)

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>>52952134
>should I buy oil?
OXY is interesting. It's holding support at the 200 MA's. But that technical nonsense. What is important is the IV is at yearly lows. There's also a decent volatility skew going out into the further expiration dates. Not to mention the nice liquidity. So should you buy calls, puts, or spreads? I can't say. But it's in a good position for an options strategy.

>> No.52952543

>>52952517
GOP neocons are just democrats of ten years prior. They do not represent the interests of their constituents.

>> No.52952551

I dont know what I was thinking. I had some 290 TSLA puts right at the top. I don't even remember why I sold them but imagine holding them to now

>> No.52952553

>>52952441
>scam artist
He's just a capitalist. Like many before him he's built a reputation of performing a sort of magic so to speak and has a following. Same shit like steve jobs did, I mean I remember having arguments with retard who thought he literally invented the smart phone. I had arguments with retards about self driving cars and tsla inventing the lithium battery too. Its a display of confidence and marketing to fool the masses.
>>52952457
>educated people he's a right winger
lol no, leftists are retarded npc's who have been programed anyone slightly right of baby murder is 'right wing.' He's been full blown democrat right up until a few years ago.

>> No.52952557

Rising wedge forming. Santa rally about to be cancelled.

>> No.52952578
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>>52952557
looks like a crabby consolidation pattern

>> No.52952581
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52952581

If anyones looking for a sell signal just take a look at my last couple months of earnings. People just aren’t willing to pay as much for burp fetish content as they were last year

>> No.52952582

>>52952553
>lol no, leftists are retarded npc's who have been programed anyone slightly right of baby murder is 'right wing.' He's been full blown democrat right up until a few years ago.


Hahaha, so you're admitting that Elon was a democrat until he realized he could grift the fuck out of numbskull Republicans who are literally forming militias to fight trannies?

Great, you're starting to get it. When people want to grift gullible dipshits, they go right wing.

>> No.52952587

Guys! There's a RISING WEDGE forming!! Be careful!!

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52952586

>>52952506
/smg/ has shit taste and wouldn't know a good looking woman if they brapped in their face. Let me explain why
List of terrible looking women /smg/ finds attractive
>alien face Elizabeth Olsen
>full diaper butt Elizabeth Holmes
>snoopy looking bitch Emma Roberts
>bug eyed Emma stone
>gooks of any kind
>goblins Wednesday actor
>empty head Hannah hays
>Fish eyes Brittany venti
>fat pig neekolul
>muscle chicks
>masculine nu-girls
I can keep going...
/smg/ has the worst taste in woman out of any place on the entire internet.

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52952588

GIS discussion gents, I have found an explanation claim. I do not see why investors would be concerned with flat sales within a single product line within a company that is otherwise beating expectations overall, but this is what (((they))) are saying.

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>>52952581

>> No.52952595

>>52952553
Steve Jobs never put billions of investor funds into retarded products and services that obviously weren't going to work, nor moronic and ill concieved public works projects. There is a reason that Apple is still exceptionall valuble long after he died, and that's because he was selling actual fucking products, not hype and memes.

>> No.52952605

>>52952586
Why did you have to retroactively ruin my experience of checking out the barista's cute butt? What the fuck is your problem

>> No.52952607

>>52952581
Dark times ahead.

>> No.52952612

>>52952605
its an anime poster passing judgement on real women, just ignore them

>> No.52952618

>>52952553
>He's just a capitalist.
Huh? You fucking moron, capitalists do not blow through tens of billions of their own net worth at a time (collateralized TSLA stock) to fund terrible acquisitions.

you are a fucking braindead white on 4chan for even comparing Steve Jobs to Musk

>> No.52952623

>>52952587
dear god not the rising wedge

>> No.52952626
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52952626

>>52952380
It's not like Elon is even denying it. He tweeted this back around $60 (1k pre-splits) before the whole trillion dollar pump and dump.
He's been selling into the decline the whole way down. He made some massive capital raises the past two years.
The cultists that still remain long TSLA at this point legitimately believe Elon is god reincarnated. Nothing will convince them other than complete loss of capital. The coming liquidations will be hilarious.

>>52952505
>won't the S&P just replace failing companies with up and coming ones anyway?
Yes. The problem with TSLA is that it was so big and GAAP unprofitable for so long that by the time S&P accepted it into the index, it was going to take up a big chunk of the index. Normally the ETF is adding/removing the smallest size positions which makes rebalancing costs cheap since they make up such a small percentage of the ETF. With tesla, they added it at around $250/share, which was like 700 bil valuation. Losses on tesla alone have created a 1% drag on the entire index, and as it falls back to $50/share or so over the next 12 months, that'll be another 1% performance drag.
There's a lot of other overvalued shit in the S&P500, but most of it provided a performance boost on the way up, so the decline merely negates it. TSLA is a rare example of a stock that gets in and actually creates real long term losses for the index.

>> No.52952627

>>52952587

still got my march 17 puts :) if this dump goes into January they will 3x at minimum

>> No.52952628

>>52952605
Sorry man, I just wanted you to know that if someone here says a girl is cute, she's probably a ghoul. The NEETs here are so depraved that if the 70 year old cashier at the grocery store even brushed their hand to give them their change, they would likely nut.

>> No.52952629

>>52952588
FUCK THAT FYUCKING BRAND
don't even get me started on how dogshit most cat food is

i could rant for hours

>> No.52952632

>>52952581
I bet this correlates with ethot income, society is healing

>> No.52952639
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52952639

>>52952581
times are tough burp anon

>> No.52952646

>>52952581
Maybe there's an oversupply in the market? Have you done the research? Are there more burp-ers out there now?

>> No.52952649
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>>52952396
Should i close my position now or should i wait until it hit 75?

>> No.52952656

>>52952626
The best part is that Elon dumps his stock at all time highs effectively taking money from his baggies and they keep buying the stock. Anyone who actively invests their money is directly giving it to Elon to dunk on them. Stock is so toxic I won't even short it

>> No.52952660

>>52952586

I gotta agree with waifu anon. U gimps are too afraid of 9/10 women to even like them from afar.

>> No.52952661

>>52952632
It’s not even like I’m falling off. I’m still one of the biggest names in the male burp community. I might even have to lower my subscription price to $8. Definitely not going to be able to release my belly NFTs this year

>> No.52952665

>>52952660
Fuck you I'm afraid of even 4/10 women

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>>52952586
Very gay.

>> No.52952673

>>52952533
You have until end of week to come back with reference
>>52952586
Some people here do have shit taste indeed, common among those in the Americas. And now that I found you fathands, rageding your last video, specifically about /smg/'s abysmal stock picks and drop in posts/posters. Look into the atlas group on twatter. SEC is going after a few of them for pumping and dumping stocks. I haven't verified this bc I'm too lazy to do that but some of their pnds, I suspect, have been shilled here and those some of those fags had a big following. Look into it

>> No.52952676

>>52952656
>Stock is so toxic I won't even short it
I would short TSLA stock. I am personally not shorting it because margin req's and delta notional on puts / short calls is exorbitant, but if you have the margin or delta notional, it seems like a great high beta bet still

>> No.52952679

>>52952673
>You have until end of week to come back with reference
Fine. If she's there next time I go, I'll try to snap a pic

>> No.52952683

>>52952582
No, I said he was a democrat until democrats literally fell of the map of anything resembling intelligence.
>When people want to grift gullible dipshits, they go right wing.
How many tslas are there in republican states... like you know how retarded you sound right?

>>52952618
>hur dur I know more than the richest man in the world
Seeth and cope retard, he can do whatever the fuck he wants with his monies.

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>>52952586
>muscle chick's
>bad taste
Not always the case fatass, this category has potential

>> No.52952711

>>52952646
No there’s still only the big 3. Me, yanagi, and fatbelly19

>> No.52952713

>>52952666
She gets a pass. Well at least before she hit the wall.
>>52952673
>atlas group on Twitter
>on Twitter
Might as well go to stocktwits and pay for unusual whales while I'm at it.

>> No.52952719

>>52952676
I would short it too but redditors are dangerous and cult like and they were the massive faggots that made it into the original meme stock. I've learned my lesson and won't go near tsla

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>>52952665

/biz: *FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP*

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>>52952705
Imagine licking her bellybutton

>> No.52952730

>>52952683
Who the fuck do you think drives Teslas? Liberal white people who rage against Elon? No, it's all fucking Asian and Indian families in Fremont, San Jose, and SF.

90% of Tesla drivers are apolitical Asian Americans who do not care about Elon being the leader of Right Wing Incel Nation

>> No.52952735

>>52952719
I thought redditors hate TSLA now. Isn't Elon a boogey man to them?

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>>52948899
I finished and then my grandfather called me and asked if I could come shovel their driveway
I've missed the whole day

>> No.52952747

>>52952711
And you're sure the market share is in balance? That, say, fatbelly19 isn't gobbling up the competition?

>> No.52952750

>>52952725
I would never fap to a 4/10... but I also wouldn't be able to talk to one either, due to fear

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>>52952457
>okay with people dox'ing hospitals

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>>52952705
What's sad is /smg/ would probably unironically sleep with her given the opportunity. You know damn well she can't wipe her ass properly and the walls of her inner cheeks are probably caked with shit.

>> No.52952771

>>52952735
Yeah probably, which explains the lack of faggot slurpers this time around. I'm not gonna short it but I do love seeing the stock crash and burn

>> No.52952773

>>52952350
>>52952346
>Elon is right wing
>Elon is a grifter
Wow do you fags work at the Washington Post or something? As far as "Elon makes it so difficult to work at SpaceX!" goes, show me another private space company with reliable, reusable hardware that's building a legitimate interplanetary vehicle. Oh shit you can't...

>> No.52952792

>>52952747
He’s a king but historically we’ve shared market cap. Burpfags tend to have an insatiable appetite and will sub to anyone that’s catering.

>> No.52952793

>>52952730
>Who the fuck do you think drives Teslas?
Not republicans, you retard.
> Liberal white people who rage against Elon?
Yes.

>> No.52952796

>>52952737
You would have spent it on 4chan anyway. They know this.

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>>52952729
She would probably laugh and fart

>> No.52952806

>>52952773
>As far as "Elon makes it so difficult to work at SpaceX!" goes
That is not what I said.


I said that a SpaceX engineer told my friend (his neighbor) that no one respects Elon and they do not show up to engineering team meetings where Elon is present.

Tell me another company where the environment is so toxic. Show me ANY company like this. Steve Jobs may have been an asshole, but he commanded respect

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>>52952737
You went and accomplished something rather than argue with glowfags...thats something.

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>>52952713
Stop being stubborn, fatass. It was talked about a lot on twatter and the reason I insist is bc I'm pretty sure they were astroturfing /smg/. The stock picks I saw mentioned during my vacation there were also shilled here. CEI is the only one I remember now but there were more. I also cba to go back there. You have time until the death of the next thread to take back what you said about muscleel girls fat bastard

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>>52952768
>You know damn well she can't wipe her ass properly and the walls of her inner cheeks are probably caked with shit.
That makes it even more SPECIAL

>> No.52952844

>>52952730
You're wrong here. EVs are the ultimate grift. It all ties into the classic liberal climate change grift.
>Solar
>wind
>EVs
The three pillars of grift. Note that nuclear is not something being pushed by liberals - because unlike the other three it actually works.

Republican party naturally has its own grift, but they're novices compared to the democrat party. You'll understand more someday, you're still too young.

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This is not the santa rally. this is a relief rally from the 5 days of pain. We probably still going down to 370 by the end of the week.

>> No.52952849

>>52952612
I can’t help but notice he omitted Amy Adams and Keira Knightley.

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God dammit we're back to just fucking crabbing...

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>down forever meme

>> No.52952859

>>52952806
It's most likely the same thing that happened at Twitter. A bunch of academic types who think they're better than everyone else end up fucking the company over because they would rather get pissy about the CEO than, y'know, do the work they came to do. If you don't respect your boss, what are you even doing at the company? There's a line of people waiting for the job, get the fuck out of the way.

>> No.52952868

>>52952773
I'm a white nationalist, spacex is a scam, and elon is a fag. If you want to pay 50 hojillion dollars to die on mars, by all means, go ahead.

>> No.52952873

>>52952847
Yeah we would have rallied 1%+ if not for the BoJ news. Now we’ll be lucky to close green

>> No.52952876

>>52952806
My friends neighbor works at spacex and he says all the engineers kneel with respect towards Elon.

>> No.52952877

>>52952854
Big reports coming in tomorrow,no wonder its crabbing.

>> No.52952879

You get what you deserve for doubting the rising wedge with bearish context.

>> No.52952889

glad I rolled my short dated spy puts into longer dated ones. I would have been crabbed to death

>> No.52952891

>>52952877
There's always "big reports coming in tomorrow"
The financial industry loves to fucking write reports and publish them. It's almost like that's what they're paid to do...

>> No.52952896

>>52952844
>Instead of harnessing the practically limitless energy sources of the universe we should instead burn toxic fuels that objectively ruin the planet
I'll never get this, it's so clearly ignorant.

>>52952868
>I'm a white nationalist
lol opinion disregarded

>> No.52952898

>>52952844
>You're wrong here. EVs are the ultimate grift. It all ties into the classic liberal climate change grift.
Election denial, climate change denial, covid denial, blah blah blah blah. you dumbfucks are just boring now. and obviously you have a 15 year old childish understanding of nuclear power and why we cannot get nuclear projects underway so soon (excess power transitioning to e-fuels)

>> No.52952906

>>52952879
Look at the one month chart fag. We are still due for a rally

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>>52952891
No,i mean oil and housing reports tomorrow,also consumer.CPI if you're a leaf

>> No.52952915

>>52952859
This anon right here definitely works overtime and is too shy to ask for extra pay

>> No.52952916

>>52952844
>The three pillars of grift.
Yeah, with solar, ev's and batteries the chinks helped to lobby and establish that as all the manufacturing is over there.

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>>52952822
I will do no such thing. I've made my point about muscle girls and I have reason to believe you're a pajeet.

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>>52952629
>triggered
I don't buy any of their products (they don't sell pinto beans, brown rice, or whole kernel corn under the Great Value brand), but (You) should buy this dip for a solid stock, including defensive.

>> No.52952928

>>52952806
It’s totally normal for a ceo to be some marketingfag who doesn’t know anything about product. I hate it too.

>> No.52952932

>>52952915
>he says 25 posts in

>> No.52952933

cash still isnt settled so i cant sell. looks like im holding out for that santa rally still.

>> No.52952935

>>52952906
We're not "due" for anything. There is literally no reason why we won't go straight down to 200 with no breaks.

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>>52952737
I have to go to work in a few minutes. It's -23 F. I plugged in my car's block heater so hopefully it starts easier than yesterday. I hate this weather so much. Humidity inside is barely 20% even with humidifier on.
Also Santa rally doesn't look too likely. Maybe retrace some of this red i guess.

>> No.52952963

>>52952844
>>52952896
Are you guys seriously puzzled at why we're not going balls deep into nuclear tech? Try not being literal 4chan/reddit tier with your understanding of technologies.

Both sides of the political spectrum are so fucking stupid at understanding WHY it is that nuclear tech is inconvenient at the moment. Nuclear power, so inflexible that it cannot be turned down or off, is surplus to requirements when large quantities of cheaper renewable energy are available. So what happens are things like the need to accommodate nuclear power pushes up bills because windfarm owners are being paid to turn off turbines and avoid making unwanted free electricity.

Please, stop just take a moment to do an iota of diligence

>> No.52952973

My Grinch ornaments that will bring the Christmas spirit to your home are not selling.

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>>52952649
It can go down, but I closed my position already because I did not expect that wild upwards surge, and I don't like moments I did not see.
here are my dumb lines if they help you, if it is above top line it will probably go down and pull to the middle, if it is below bottom line it will probably go up and pull to the middle. I have been opening positions with this idea for last days anyway and have not lost any money.

>> No.52952983

>>52952844
They hate you for speaking the truth

>> No.52952993

>>52952915
Nah I get paid the $25 or $30 per hour I invoice for

>>52952916
>The push to rely less on oil is a Chinese scam
lol jesus fucking christ

>>52952963
I never said anything about nuclear you schizo

>> No.52952995

New

>>52952992
>>52952992

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>>52952995
>six /smgs/
>only one has hit the bump limit
You're never going to stop early baking, are you...?

>> No.52953027

>>52952038
$FDX earnings after hours. It’s basically the tell-tale and unavoidable sign if we’re going deeper into recession, going to dump or pump tomorrow.

>> No.52953033

>>52951449
Amyloid plaque is a red herring and any medication targeting it is snake oil that takes advantage of the desperation of old senile boomers who are reaping the results of lifetimes of obesity, alcohol abuse, tobacco use, and anti-god urban life (see: recent UK study showing causal link between air pollution levels and alzheimer's). It's a scam, and it already pumped on the hype look at the chart. It's either a short or will just stay flat. I don't care I just pump the drugs into the old people and make money at this point but the stock isn't a winner.

>> No.52953037

>>52953027
And NKE. The fate of The American economy is decided today

>> No.52953048

>>52952995
Stop baking early you fucking faggot

>> No.52953063

>>52952898
Where in that post did I deny climate change? The vagaries behind the concept of "climate change" are key to the grift. There is no valid denial because the phrase has no real meaning. It's like denying Christianity.
Back in the 70s, an ice age was coming, then it was global warming, then it was climate change, and now it's an emergency.

But alas, you've proven my point. I'd like to believe that someday you'll learn.. or maybe not. If you stay within the same circles then you'll never change.
If you want to start learning for real, first thing to do is look up LCOE. After that, maybe look into how solar panels and windmills are created. Take a look at the history of fraud in public market funding for companies in these categories - the list spans decades. You could look into the political connections too, if you really want to go deep.

I'm not here to defend Republicans either. The two party system was their most devious deception.

>> No.52953068

>>52951379
But isn’t that illegal?

>> No.52953088

>>52952896
>burn toxic fuels that objectively ruin the planet
I'd like to see some proof?

>>52952963
>so inflexible that it cannot be turned down or off
Nuclear fission may be hard to stop, but nuclear fusion is the opposite, hard to start yet easy to stop.

>>52952586
Happy Hanukkah

>>52952844
the democrats see solar, wind and ev's as a way to buy millions of union votes for the next 10-20 years. if they were actually cheap, and efficient the free market would have switched over and they wouldn't need billions of subsidies from the government.

>> No.52953112

>>52951360
I am sorry about your cat anon

>> No.52953132

>>52952911
Thanks for reminding me to close my oil positions before bed

>> No.52953134

>>52953063
Please address the point that I made about how you are too stupid to grasp that nuclear reactors cannot be turned on and off easily, so they create a domino effect off excess power storage issues throughout the energy supply chain.

You are just a complete midwit who reads headlines and thinks DURRRR WHY WONT WE USE NUKLREAZZ ITS SO OBVIOUS. Telling me about LCOE and not understanding how that impacts LACE is almost fucking hilarious.


Please, look into the relationship between LCOE and LACE, then try and see how excess energy storage/transitioning costs play into it.

Nuclear is incredibly expensive and inefficient when you consider LACE

>> No.52953151

>>52953088
Park your car in a closed garage and let it run for a while, let me know if you die. Then imagine that but on a scale a few orders of magnitude larger.

Also
>Green energy is a scam don't invest in it!!!
>Green energy is too expensive lol!
That is SO retarded I hope you're trolling

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Japan dumping it's U.S debt is going to set off the third impact here in the U.S

I'm so fucking excited.

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>>52953151
stick your head in a fucking pool of water and hold it there for a while, let me know if you die. Yet nobody is calling water a toxic chemical. I'm trying to adjust my behavior and be nice, but you can go fucking kys.

>> No.52953192

>>52952963
>Are you guys seriously puzzled at why we're not going balls deep into nuclear tech?
It's not puzzling. Nuclear kills the solar and windmill scams, therefore it must die.
>Nuclear power, so inflexible that it cannot be turned down or off,
Sub-midwit take.

>> No.52953232

>>52953134
Just divert the excess power into some government sponsored fidget spinner or crypto miner or NSA computer or some sort of public service experiment that requires energy.

>> No.52953241

>>52953183
You just have zero grasp of the analogy my man. No one is trying to fill the atmosphere with water to the point that is causes harm. Meanwhile there are a billion cars and power stations and whatever the fuck else just pumping emissions into the atmosphere 24/7 that would hurt or even kill you if you breathed them in yourself. If you don't see the logic here, no one can help you.

>> No.52953272

>>52953241
You can't even begin to fathom how incredibly large the atmosphere is, nor are you taking into account the fact that carbon monoxide's density is less than air causing it to not be a fucking problem.

>> No.52953308

>>52953272
You are hopelessly lost on this one broham. I hope you eventually figure it out because holding foundational beliefs that are so retarded is 100% detrimental to the rest of your life.

>> No.52953339

>>52953308
and i hope you pass chemistry class, instead of just taking your talking points from druggies who didn't make it out of school kiddo

>> No.52953386

>>52953192
i mean we have had windmills for fucking 1000s of years, yet some how all of a sudden they're the best thing ever, oh and lets not talk about all the petrochemicals required to make those fucking plastic blades and lubricate those turbines.

>> No.52953388

>>52953339
It's not a talking point to understand that relentlessly burning oil is somehow harmful. It's also retarded man, come the fuck on. You have a choice between practically limitless energy and a limited source that requires tons of dirty work to process. It's such an easy fucking choice I don't get the argument.

>> No.52953416

>>52953388
alright faggot, lets forget lubricating the turbines, and the raw materials for construction of these fucking things. how are you storing the energy for when the wind isn't blowing or the sun isn't shining?

>> No.52953435

>>52953416
>>52953386
>Burning petrochemicals for energy is the same as using them to lubricate things
lmao
>how are you storing the energy
What are batteries? And not just lead and lithium ones

>> No.52953459

>>52953416
gasoline stores 100 times more energy pound for pound when compared to modern batteries, and when the sun finally does swell up and fill the atmosphere with enough water vapor to crush a fucking truck, what are you going to use to get civilization off this planet before it is too late? once again, you're talking about technology as old as fucking sailing itself, if the shit was actually efficient it would already be universally adopted.

>> No.52953503

>>52953459
Yeah see dude all you do is present fallacious arguments. "They would have used it by now if it worked!" is the dumbest fucking reason to not do something. It's almost as if the industrial revolution happened a century ago and the pace of human advancement keeps increasing. Why be such a fucking luddite?

>> No.52953550

>>52953503
Do I have to remind you what happened to texas when their wind farms froze up like 2 years ago or what ever?

>> No.52953590

>>52953550
>One time in one state two years ago
It's laughable that this is the best you can come up with

>> No.52953677

>>52953590
Can you give me some examples of where this technology is being implemented and isn't causing more problems than it's worth?

>> No.52954482

>>52953590
>>52953677
I didn't think so.