/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52950253]

Christmas rally buy SPY calls

[Anonymous No.52950274]

>>52950253
OP's heavy bags are heavy

[Anonymous No.52950273]

garbage bake

[Anonymous No.52950275]

FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.52950281]

Wish I had more money

[Anonymous No.52950288]

i told myself i would buy TSLA at 140, it's almost there and i don't feel confident in it anymore

[Anonymous No.52950289]

I fomoed into BOIL. Entry 26.07, stop 25.68. Yet another day of rekt incoming.

[Anonymous No.52950294]

>>52950253
bulls confirmed trash humans

[Anonymous No.52950297]

>>52950274

Your shorts are heavy, bear

And Christmas is coming

[Anonymous No.52950302]

>>52950281

…and now you’re in the res.

[Anonymous No.52950306]

>try to be bullish
>market acts bearish
>try to be bearish
>market acts bullish
>just hodl
>crab

[Anonymous No.52950316]

>>52950289
I also bought some boil calls , hope we make it this time .

[Anonymous No.52950317]

>>52950246
Lower your bids. You're playing against broke thirdworlders who are hungry. The only way to break even is to play the odds correctly and patiently wait for a bigger fool (you were that fool). Watch a movie while you play. Wait for the idiot to come to you and wait to pounce. I made 20 cents an hour playing the entire year this way. It's EXTREMELY boring.

[Anonymous No.52950318]

Can you feel it?

[Anonymous No.52950323]

Tesla, at these prices, is a value stock

[Anonymous No.52950335]

I’m up 15% on SQQQ. My sell target is 60. Should I just take my winnings now, or strap in

[Anonymous No.52950347]

>+1.2% after 6 red days
>immediate retrace
NICE SANTA RALLY BULLKEKS LMAO

[Anonymous No.52950349]

>>52950335
strap in

[Anonymous No.52950355]

>>52950289
I bought at $25.50, sold at $26.00
however I always buy too late, and sell too soon
so it definitely could have some room to run to the upside, even just to retake $5.50 henry hub
be careful however, as even with the dollar down so much today, you would expect to see a little more relief
TTF has also sold off past few days with the EU agreed price cap
the warm weather however is dictating all movement - just whether the cold weather for the next week will outweigh the very warm weather starting after

[Anonymous No.52950361]

Anon you said Santa rally was here >:l

[Anonymous No.52950365]

Nasdaq puts or calls ? Quick /smg/

[Anonymous No.52950367]

Anybody want to tell me why the market is crashing again? Shouldn’t this be the Santa rally?

[Anonymous No.52950370]

>>52950306
kek i know that feel anon... fuck sake

[Anonymous No.52950373]

Thanks for playing mumu...

[CoffeeGang No.52950378]

>>52950367
tell me why it should rally or the natural direction is down.

[Anonymous No.52950390]

DO NOT REDEEM
I FUCK YOUR MOTHER BHENCHOD

[Anonymous No.52950393]

[Anonymous No.52950394]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52950397]

kek, baggies

[Anonymous No.52950401]

>>52950365
I want to have le sexors with those grills

[Anonymous No.52950402]

INTC....

[Anonymous No.52950403]

>>52950373
wow thats a swole bobo.
usually it seems Mumu is the big guy and mumu is the smaller one but mumu is more sneaky and lays out traps and such to screw over mumu, but when mumu has the upper hand he just uses raw strenght to beat bobo

[Anonymous No.52950414]

Fuck this gay crabbing market. An entire year down the toilet.

[Anonymous No.52950418]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
DROPPING
WITH
SPEED

[Anonymous No.52950424]

Kek baggies

[Anonymous No.52950427]

>>52950414
Damn u got so much money in stocks bro, how much dividend u make a year. impressive.

[Anonymous No.52950436]

>>52950365
Why do no women look like this irl?

[Anonymous No.52950445]

COME ON MAN

[Anonymous No.52950448]

im going away for xmas. gonna be on a shitty laptop so ill just do market work.

gonna focus on longer term system. feels good. been out the market for a month i think.

[Anonymous No.52950449]

Fuck you!!!!!! This is bullshit. Fucking gay ass shit. Fucking crap. Damn you faggots to hell. Fuck

[Anonymous No.52950455]

>>52950427
About 16k a year in dividends. The only thing I’m glad for this year.

[Anonymous No.52950456]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[CoffeeGang No.52950464]

>>52950449
looks like we are BACK BROS

[Anonymous No.52950467]

You wonder why it hasn't stopped yet. I'm here to tell you it's only just begun.

[Anonymous No.52950480]

>>52950455
god damn anon, ur close to being able to neet on dividends alone.
may i ask, have u had a job for many years at this point to accumalte so much monewy in stocks?

[Anonymous No.52950482]

>>52950464
we never left, just took a little nap is all

[Anonymous No.52950484]

>>52950394
https://voca.ro/1kH6aNCkwCen

[Anonymous No.52950486]

>>52950455
over 5% in divs? seems high. what are you holding

[Anonymous No.52950489]

I have 8,000 to blow
What do I buy?

[Anonymous No.52950491]

Even Santa can't hold up his bags this year.

[Anonymous No.52950492]

>>52950414
>this gay crabbing market
My brother in christ the market isn't crabbing, were in a pretty solid bear market. You're still beating the market

[Anonymous No.52950493]

My portfolio is up 4% today frens

[Anonymous No.52950499]

>>52950489
MRNA puts for april

[Anonymous No.52950500]

>>52950467
god damn bobo is very evil at times

[Anonymous No.52950504]

Hope you enjoyed that santa rally. Next stop spy 320-200 by next year

[Anonymous No.52950506]

Why is this allowed. This should be illegal. This isn’t fair.

[Anonymous No.52950509]

So what happened at 11am that made literally everything jerk downwards in a straight line? Surely there was some sort of information released or important policy decision exactly at that moment. Otherwise the market is just a complete shitshow with no legitimate reasoning behind anything.

[Anonymous No.52950507]

>>52950455
My only divy stock is SCHD. Is that good?

[Anonymous No.52950511]

Even the vix is red

[Anonymous No.52950516]

>>52950493
what you in broseph?

[Anonymous No.52950521]

>>52950489
warner bros.

[Anonymous No.52950524]

>>52950509
scheduled sell off

[Anonymous No.52950526]

>>52950323
The p/e is 44. That's fucking retarded for a car manufacturer.

[CoffeeGang No.52950527]

>>52950482
still glad to have taken my profits..
it fucks with ur head if to much is on the table.
rather realized profit and realized loss, then just losing bookgains.

[Anonymous No.52950528]

>>52950509
>the market is just a complete shitshow with no legitimate reasoning behind anything.
Once you've fully accepted this and embraced it you can start to make money.

[Anonymous No.52950530]

>>52950253
Thanks for s&playing.

[Anonymous No.52950536]

>>52950516
metals and miners

[Anonymous No.52950537]

>>52950489
6M treasuries. Only asset class that'll be positive 6 months from now.

[Anonymous No.52950540]

the market will never be green again
is santa stuck somewhere?

[Anonymous No.52950541]

>>52950526
Isn't tesla more than a car manufacturer?

[Anonymous No.52950543]

>>52950288
I think it has a very strong potential of being a very strong stock over the long term, but I also think it has a very strong potential of dropping a lot more between now and then. It might even get bad enough that they get bought out by Ford at some point, and *then* become the powerhouse both *could* and *should* be.

I suspect one of the most significant headwinds to the entire EV "thing" is rare earths and such ingredients being...too rare..., and especially battery manufacturing/costs, for mass adoption.

[Anonymous No.52950546]

>>52950527
i need to learn to be like you

[Anonymous No.52950547]

>>52950323
Tesla is a $20 stock

[Anonymous No.52950550]

>>52950403
Bobo’s abide

[Anonymous No.52950554]

>>52950541
No.

[Anonymous No.52950555]

Its crabbing so much , i sold my puts. Dont want to get heemed again

[Anonymous No.52950563]

>>52950536

[Anonymous No.52950567]

>>52950528
No I'm aware, that's why I've just been buying and holding all year and I plan to keep doing it basically forever. I just cannot fucking stand it when literally the entire market jerks up and down as if some sort of massive news just broke but there's nothing to be found. If anyone actually cared about having a fair and efficient market, this kind of shit wouldn't happen. It just destroys the minute amount of faith I have in humanity.

[Anonymous No.52950570]

Just went all in on SOXL since today was the floor.
Am I gonna make it? Targeting $20 for my take profits

[Anonymous No.52950572]

>>52950555

[Anonymous No.52950574]

>>52950555
how much profit

[Anonymous No.52950577]

>>52950530
I finally sold a stock covered call and it immediately tanked. But I’m gonna remain humble lest I get justed. It’s a back-month that I can roll in case shit goes north.

[Anonymous No.52950578]

>>52950509
>Otherwise the market is just a complete shitshow with no legitimate reasoning behind anything.
Good anon. You're finally beginning to learn.

[Anonymous No.52950580]

>>52950555
Wasted trips for a weak ass Bobo. Sad.

[Anonymous No.52950584]

>>52950570
As long as you set a stoploss around $5, you should be able to safely walk away with half your money.

[Anonymous No.52950585]

>>52950570
>The semi-conductor sector is going to climb 30% during a recession

[Anonymous No.52950586]

>>52950567
>humanity
jews arent human anon

[Anonymous No.52950587]

Trading view app is showing ads bastard e begging for subscription bastard

[Anonymous No.52950593]

>>52950567
>having faith in humanity

bro....................

[CoffeeGang No.52950594]

Lets go, Apple below 130 end of day

[Anonymous No.52950601]

>>52950567
>Number goes down make me sad
Grow the fuck up. If you were actually just a monthly SPY buyer you wouldn't even be paying attention to intraday candles.

[Anonymous No.52950604]

>>52950541
Yeah it's a scam lol

[Anonymous No.52950606]

>>52950570
>Today was the floor
What makes you say this??

>>52950585
You are aware that semiconductor companies have been raking in billions this entire time, right? You do know that Nvidia increased sales by like 80% this year, right?????

[Anonymous No.52950607]

Japan cannot afford to defend their currency against the dollar anymore. They are forced to tighten monetary policy by raising the rates on their bonds. This ultimately means we have entered a regime shift with rates being higher for longer, as Japan was always the most dovish of the central banks.

[Anonymous No.52950611]

SQQQ bros, what’s your sell point

[Anonymous No.52950612]

>>52950541
They’re a car manufacturer and they also come up with cool ideas!! I also come up with cool ideas!! That’s why I’m worth $300billion too

[Anonymous No.52950616]

holy shit I just want candlestick charts https://trendspider.com/pricing/ why do these commies always trying to keep me dow

[Anonymous No.52950621]

>>52950611
now

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52950626]

So what's the target price on SPY for the Santa Rally? I want to purchase some options to maximize my profits and do the Merry Christmas dance.

[Anonymous No.52950628]

>>52950601
What about MCD? I feel like that stock is better

[Anonymous No.52950631]

>>52950541
Yes, the solar aspect should prove to be at least as important, should they handle/manage it properly.

[Anonymous No.52950634]

I just bought, get ready for the dump

[Anonymous No.52950636]

>>52950611
100

[Anonymous No.52950638]

>>52950606
don't look at NVDA profit margins

[Anonymous No.52950639]

FUCKING HELL IT HAPPENED AGAIN. I sold 22 puts at 379 at breakeven because I was hugely down on them. Now they x2ed in value 3 mins after I sold them. HOW THE FUCK, THIS IS THE 5th TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED IN THE LAST 2 WEEKS

[Anonymous No.52950642]

What is this absolute dogshit of a market doing? Is this what happens during Hanukkah when jews aren't able to manipulate things?

[Anonymous No.52950645]

Imagine gambling on options when you could gamble with peer to peer lending

[Anonymous No.52950646]

>>52950365
I bought a call, so you better buy a put because I'm retarded

[Anonymous No.52950647]

>>52950639
thats stocks for you

[Anonymous No.52950651]

>>52950480
>neet on dividends alone
That’s the goal. I used to work in the Middle East as a contractor. That pay allowed me boost my portfolio. I kind of neet right now living in a non EU Balkan country. It’s a cheat code I highly recommend but the goal is to get back to the USA.

[Anonymous No.52950653]

>>52950601
Fair enough. I've been debating just setting an auto deposit and never looking at my portfolio but I kind of enjoy the thrill of keeping track of the markets. Makes me feel like I'm actually doing something.

>>52950607
They've been forced to do this because of US policy, not the other way around. The US has been exporting its inflation all year with a mandingo USD, now foreign central banks have to at least superficially raise rates to keep their currencies afloat. I genuinely think this will be the beginning of the Fed going neutral or dovish, it's what they've been waiting for.

[Anonymous No.52950661]

>>52949852
>>52949898
IT WAS A SHORT ENTRY POINT

WHY DIDNT I RESHORT CARVANA???

[Anonymous No.52950663]

>>52950647
HOW THE FUCK MAN, THIS HAPPENED 5 TIMES SO FAR AND IT'S MAKING ME REVENGE TRADE THE NETX DAY AND LOSE HUGE.

[Anonymous No.52950664]

>>52950621
It’s not too early?

[Anonymous No.52950666]

>>52950651
how comfy is it living in e Europe?

[Anonymous No.52950672]

What is this pattern called?

[Anonymous No.52950675]

>>52950638
Unironically zoom out. Being bearish on companies that can still generate billions during an economic downturn is one of the most fucking retarded things I've seen here.

[Anonymous No.52950681]

>>52950651
can you just move there without a job etc no problem?
i gotta say anon, ur really based and way ahead of me in what ur trying to achieve, its impressive. keep up the good work

[Anonymous No.52950684]

>>52950639
The market makers are hunting you down anon. Stop selling options

[Anonymous No.52950683]

>>52950606
>You do know that Nvidia increased sales by like 80% this year, right?????
To institutional buyers leveraging infinite credit that is now gone. Hence why their earnings have been decreasing dramatically since march and why they themselves project future declines. Not only do lines that go up not have to go up forever, the sector is in serious retraction, because it was only hyper inflated by completely unprecidented euphoria. In the long run, they'll be fine of course. Everyone besides fucking intel anyway. But they are substantially overvalued.

[Anonymous No.52950685]

>>52950675
zoom in

[Anonymous No.52950695]

>>52950653
would fit the chart and timeframe. Fed starts with an extremely hawkish rate hike a year ahead of the others and while the most dovish turn hawkish the fed dials back. If it is the case, coordinated central banking policy timing might have defused the bomb. the next 6 months are going to show if it is really defused

[Anonymous No.52950696]

>>52950645
Those yields aren't good enough for the risk of losing your entire investment. They can just choose to not repay and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.

[Anonymous No.52950699]

>>52950663
calm down u dont want to end up like me who went from 60k portfolio to 6k portfolio in 2 months.

[Anonymous No.52950700]

>>52950684
I think he's saying that he had bought puts, sold them for a loss, and then the market dove immediately after, to where they went up big in value
he's definitely not selling SPY puts to open with an account that size, lol

[Anonymous No.52950701]

>>52950663
If you’re revenge trading, legit just give up

[Anonymous No.52950703]

>>52950645
You're still shilling this dogshit?

[Anonymous No.52950704]

>>52950628
It's fine for value. But if you just want to buy and hold forever you might as well do SPY or VOO.

[Anonymous No.52950705]

>>52950639
just b urself

[Anonymous No.52950710]

>>52950703
The fuck is peer to peer lending?

[Anonymous No.52950714]

>>52950486
My top three divvy stock are OHI, ET and MO. I mostly hold oil and REITS. I will start shifting over to more value stocks at the start of the new year but hold the divvy stocksI currently own.

[Anonymous No.52950723]

>>52950663
>Very low 4 fig account
Do yourself a favor and focus on a consistent income stream first, you're not going anywhere meaningful with that level of capital

[Anonymous No.52950724]

>>52950695
I don't think there ever was a bomb, it's all smoke and mirrors that leads to the inevitable conclusion of "the rich people in charge of policy want to stay rich and in charge so they actually can't crash the global economy and will rewrite the rules to push everything up just like always"

>>52950683
Nvidia has beat earnings every time though? Semi bears don't even make any sense

[Anonymous No.52950725]

whew
look at that volume spike on SPY shares several minutes ago
1.27 million shares at 11:38am
wtf?
you don't see that everyday..

[Anonymous No.52950726]

>>52950696
Who’s couldn’t I just find 400 different loans with $25 each? Or just fund people with good credit histories

[Anonymous No.52950729]

>It was green like an hour ago but I was asleep
I HATE THE WEST COAST CANT YOU FUCKERS JUST WAIT FOR US TO WAKE UP FOR FUCKS SAKE. i bet a lot of money made is due to people sleeping in.

[Anonymous No.52950732]

>>52950710
It’s lending to bad credit risks with no collateral — like gilts.

[Anonymous No.52950734]

What the fuck did the bank of Japan do?!!

[Anonymous No.52950737]

>>52950725
all me

[Anonymous No.52950743]

fuck it i'll buy TSLA calls the chart looks terribly oversold

[Anonymous No.52950745]

>>52950724
Were you the retarded baggie that was defending nvidia earlier? The stock isn't gonna have sex with you buddy. Look at the p/e ratio and it's q3 earnings. I'm gonna short that shit to the ground

[Anonymous No.52950746]

>>52950672
I can see the merchant in there.

[Anonymous No.52950749]

>>52950734
They fell for the santa rally meme

[Anonymous No.52950753]

>>52950704
Ahh, alright, sounds reasonable.

I hate how intertwined bitcoin and stocks have become. Why is SPY’s mood decided on what bitcoin does? Please forgive me for bringing crypto into this, but it seems inseparable to the current market

[Anonymous No.52950755]

anyone long china stocks? looking at EDU which does well because chinese schools keep getting closed b/c of Covid

[Anonymous No.52950760]

SANTA CLAUS IS COMING....TO TOOOOWN

[Anonymous No.52950762]

>>52950755
>China stocks

[Anonymous No.52950763]

>>52950743
Me yesterday. The pe ratio is still like 50. Still has a ways to fall but I know better to short that one cause it has that retard reddit pump power that makes it trade like a shitcoin

[CoffeeGang No.52950765]

>>52950743
it looks always like that XD
rallys when u dont expect it and dumps viseversa.
relative strong when everything tanks, and is dumping if the water is calm otherwise
hate tsla so much, even tho it gave big profits this year.

[Anonymous No.52950767]

>>52950732
Ok, Robinhood keeps pushing stock lending, is that essentially the same thing?

[Anonymous No.52950770]

>>52950724
>Nvidia has beat earnings every time though?
Beat means beating expectations, not beating the previous quarter, you fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.52950771]

>people will say inflation isn't real

[Anonymous No.52950772]

>>52950745
>muh boomer ratios
I just don't get this shit. Why short a company that is very clearly successful, even a leader in the field? They continue to generate billions of fucking dollars, seems like they haven't heard they're going out of business

[Anonymous No.52950778]

ho ho ho

[Anonymous No.52950779]

>>52950755
I stay away from Chinese stocks because it seems like the CCP hates the stock market

[Anonymous No.52950780]

>>52950753
My theory: It's all algorithms, weighing risk vs. reward. The asset class doesn't matter

[Anonymous No.52950782]

>>52950724
The bomb is western block public debt to projected gdp growth. If that bomb goes off, it doesnt matter what you own now

[Anonymous No.52950785]

I’m convinced the market is crashing because you niggers can not be not racist for 1 minute. Be better, do better.

[Anonymous No.52950786]

>>52950507
I am honestly not too familiar with that one but after quick look at their five year chart I would assume you’re happy with it. I’ll add this to my watch list.

[Anonymous No.52950803]

>>52950753
It's actually the opposite, bitcoin tracks the nasdaq mostly. Total market cap is like 15% of just apple. The only exception is in something like FTX where financial institutions could be exposed to liquidity problems.

[Anonymous No.52950806]

>>52950767
No. What I’m talking about is a company that you can apply for a loan to. But instead of the company funding that loan retail investors fund it. You can choose between high risk (30% yields) down to low risk (5-6% yields). Here’s an active loan request

[Anonymous No.52950812]

>>52950755
I have EDU. I figure if anything in China will get preferential treatment it's their education system. Up 55% on my holding.

[Anonymous No.52950817]

>>52950767
More info

[Anonymous No.52950818]

So did the crab win again?

[Anonymous No.52950819]

>A Santa Claus rally is a calendar effect that involves a rise in stock prices during the last 5 trading days in December and the first 2 trading days in the following January.

The Santa rally starts in 5 days thoughever

[Anonymous No.52950823]

>TSLA new 52 week low

[Anonymous No.52950825]

>>52950772
I'll be nice just this once. The stock is overpriced. It's a great company, yes but that doesn't mean the stock will keep going up on good news. Let me ask you this - what's a fair price for nvidia stock? I can tell you my estimate - it's around $70~80 based on a p/e ratio of its peers. If you can't give a reasonable estimate of where you think it should be you're just investing assuming line go up. It's the tsla of semiconductors.

[Anonymous No.52950830]

>>52950785
If me saying nigger could crash the market it would have happened a long time ago. And also it would have deserved it.

[Anonymous No.52950831]

>>52950767
Some borrower credit history.

[Anonymous No.52950837]

>>52950253
Any Mexi-poorfags here?
>Todays is the last day to receive your Aguinaldo(Xmas bonus)
>What are you going to do with it?
>GBM+ is giving me 9.25%/year for 1 month if I deposit $20k on smart cash
>Might do it since is where I save my emergency fund already

[Anonymous No.52950839]

>>52950823
Still overvalued as shit

[Anonymous No.52950841]

>>52950729
most of the scam action happens before 9:00 PST so I just sleep in til then most days. Saves me from a lot of bad decisions trying to buy and sell scamwicks in a drowsy hyperemotional state

[Anonymous No.52950846]

>>52950771
>Cost of one chicken leg: $1.50 (probably less if you're buying in bulk)
>Cost of 1/4 cup of rice: like $0.25
>Cost of a handful of shitty vegetables: $1
Yeah and I'm somehow supposed to believe that they can't make profit pricing it at $8. Yeah fucking right dude, anyone who believes this shit is SO RETARDED.

[Anonymous No.52950848]

oil sissies...

[Anonymous No.52950851]

>>52950837
Im white but I live in CA does that count?

[Anonymous No.52950858]

>>52950817
>>52950806
Thanks, please forgive my lending knowledge retardation

>>52950803
I see, so bitcoin is dependent on the stock market, despite being hailed as it’s independent thing

>>52950780
Yeah, clearly

[Anonymous No.52950863]

If this post gets 4 (YOU)s I will take a picture of my nuttsack from below

[Anonymous No.52950866]

How are the Japanese Swaps looking?

[Anonymous No.52950868]

>>52950851
>i live in CA

[Anonymous No.52950869]

>>52950663
I lost 35k within 1 week with revenge trading, don't be a stupid nigger like me
now after I have some bad trades I just stop for the day

[Anonymous No.52950874]

>52950863
Im good thank you

[Anonymous No.52950875]

>>52950846
They also have to pay Laquisha $18/hr to serve it and Juan $19.50/hr to make it. But generally yeah I agree with you anon, just eat at fucking home my dudes.

[Anonymous No.52950876]

>>52950858
>Fiat
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>stock indexes
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>dog shit in burning paper bags
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>crypto

[Anonymous No.52950880]

>>52950493
the jew fears the backyard chicken farmer

[Anonymous No.52950887]

Just boughted URA and UEC, please tell me that I'm going to be fine.

[Anonymous No.52950890]

>>52950772
To justify giant p/e you need evidence of sustained, significant growth. Tesla is a car company in a relatively niche field and their products are not substantially better than the competition anymore. What is the thesis for how they might suddenly start massively increasing recenue? Are you just banking on people giving up on regular cars? Even if they did, why would they go with a luxury brand?

[Anonymous No.52950891]

>>52950778
>commoditychads........ we fucking won

[Anonymous No.52950895]

52950863
Dont do that please.
>>52950868
Once I make it I plan to buy a place in the keys.

[Anonymous No.52950897]

>>52950866
not good

[Anonymous No.52950900]

>>52950895
I'd like a place in southern CO

[Anonymous No.52950901]

>>52950837
what do mexicans think of santa claus?

[Anonymous No.52950902]

>>52950887
Should've bought a uranium producer that's actually profitable, for example KAP

[Anonymous No.52950908]

>>52950891
>>52950778
>tfw placed the limit orders too low.

[Anonymous No.52950911]

3850 is a wall

[Anonymous No.52950912]

And just like that the Santa rally is back on. Bears get fucked

[Anonymous No.52950915]

>>52950900
Never been to CO. I went wreck diving in the keys and really liked it, would be nice to make it and just chill out and dive whenever I want.

[Anonymous No.52950917]

>>52950837
Fuck, also remember to
>Max your Afore or other retirement accounts
>You can deduct up to 10% of your yearly income

>>52950851
yes

>>52950901
I like him

[Anonymous No.52950919]

>>52950700
Yeah exactly this, I was playing for a reversal but the pump happened and I kept averaging down. The moment it hit break even, I sold and the minute after it doubled in value. This has to be a joke

[Anonymous No.52950922]

At this point Tesla has to be considered a shitcoin

[Anonymous No.52950923]

>>52950831
>Total credit lines 27
>Revolving credit balance $65,150

[Anonymous No.52950925]

Is it too optimistic to set my SQQQ limit sell at 60

[Anonymous No.52950927]

>>52950902
I'll eat the uranium if this rugs.

[Anonymous No.52950929]

>>52950779
>>52950812
the PBOC is expected to ease moving forward which should be bullish for some stocks. also:

"In a statement posted on Chinese social media site WeChat on Saturday, Shanghai's education bureau announced that most year groups in primary and secondary schools would move to online learning from Monday."
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-64010209

seems bullish for EDU to me

[Anonymous No.52950935]

>>52950915
I've been diving a couple times. Very fun

[Anonymous No.52950937]

>>52950912
Lol. See you at 3400.

[Anonymous No.52950938]

>>52950890
Yup. Also p/e ratio stopped mattering so much for the past decade cause money printer go brrrr but now that the yield curve now reduces future profits those massive p/e ratios really can't be justified.

[Anonymous No.52950945]

>>52950825
A fair price is what people are willing to pay, not some magic calculation taking boomer ratios into account. No one asks these questions about more-household names like Amazon, meanwhile their shares are much more expensive. I'm bullish on Tesla too because I'm not some deranged anti-Elon faggot.

>>52950875
If a restaurant can't afford to put $300 into payroll every day, it doesn't deserve to stay open

>>52950890
>their products are not substantially better than the competition anymore
lol some of their competition literally uses Tesla technology to build their cars. Tesla manufacturing tech is leagues ahead of the legacy carmakers, that's their advantage and the reason why they actually will be able to "massively increase revenue". I don't know how people can look at Tesla's history of sustained growth and be bearish, it's just so contrarian.

>>52950938
>the money printer is off
lmao

[Anonymous No.52950947]

>>52950923
But anon his purpose for borrowing is for debt consolidation.

[Anonymous No.52950950]

>>52950938
>money printer turns off
>suddenly fundamentals matter

[Anonymous No.52950951]

>>52950699
It's okay, I'm in a similar spot. I'm down from my peak ALOT.
>>52950701
>>52950869
I dont know how to step when i see shit like this man.

[Anonymous No.52950952]

Spy is green again , glad i sold earlier
Oil princesses got btfo again , kek baggies.

[Anonymous No.52950961]

>>52950753
I thought Bitcoin decoupled from SPY last month. Bitcoin didn't get the upwards parts of the wild swings.

[Anonymous No.52950963]

>>52950876
Hell yeah, I love SPY but this is definitely true.

>>52950891
Hey, good for you. Which commodities do you have?

[Anonymous No.52950966]

Can we pool money and start an /smg/ ETF. Individually we are weak like a single stick, but together we form a mighty faggot

[Anonymous No.52950973]

>>52950945
Okay then, well buy more nvidia at the dip you massive faggot. Put your money where your mouth is and load up on SOXL you dumb cocksucker. I have no problems taking money from you when the shit crashes and burns

[Anonymous No.52950977]

>>52950966
What stocks will we short?

[Anonymous No.52950978]

>>52950947
But he avoided delinquency during the past few years of massive stimulus and $500 weekly enhanced unemployment pay. Surely over this next year as we head into a massive recession he'll continue to repay what he owes!
He couldn't possibly be rolling over his debts to hide the fact that he's financially fucked, could he...?

[Anonymous No.52950989]

>>52950966
Hasn't this been tried multiple times before? Every single time resulting in the ETF underperforming the market?

[Anonymous No.52950992]

>>52950945
>Tesla manufacturing tech is leagues ahead of the legacy carmakers,
Is it? If so, why do they charge more for cars that aren't substantially better? You've fallen for marketing and tech fetishism. It's just a car company. And for the record, QoQ growth this year has been unimpressive.

[Anonymous No.52950993]

>>52950977
The obvious ones: ARKK, SHE, NACP, IZRL...

[Anonymous No.52950994]

>>52950977
Were gonna short you fag

[Anonymous No.52950995]

god i hate this fkn shit market

[Anonymous No.52951007]

fuckin snowed in here in YVR... I-5 back down through WA looks dicey too... luxury soups again I guess

[Anonymous No.52951018]

I'm going to PR anyone wanna meet up

Calls printing

[Anonymous No.52951021]

SANTA RALLY IS BACK ON BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.52951023]

Why is Russell up >1%? Why small caps doing so well?

[Anonymous No.52951042]

>>52950977
Well I would be the fund manager and I don’t understand options so we wouldn’t short anything. We would have no downside protection whatsoever. I would just buy a shitload of INTC and ET.

[Anonymous No.52951046]

>>52951023
huh..
that's very weird
small cap 2000 = overall state of the economy
for the last year or so russell has been leading the way, giving clue to market direction
very curious..

[Anonymous No.52951049]

Guys, my portfolio is slowly turning green again...!

[Anonymous No.52951053]

>>52951023
zoom out. RUT is using its 2018 top as support

[Anonymous No.52951055]

>>52950961
Yeah, it definitely shat harder because people wised up to how superior stocks were.

>>52950977
Biotech?

[Anonymous No.52951066]

i would like my portfolio green by the time i dig my car out of this snow and get back to the States

[Anonymous No.52951067]

Yields are rapidly uninverting. It's almost time.

[Anonymous No.52951068]

>>52950978
You’re overthinking it. He will do the right thing

[Anonymous No.52951071]

>>52950992
>The cars are more expensive
That's plainly not true. Model 3 starts at 45k.
>The cars aren't substantially better
Cool show me the other manufacturers' cars that can drive themselves.

I'm not some Tesla freak but I've noticed that bears are just flat out wrong about it every time.

[Anonymous No.52951073]

>>52951066
Must suck being in Canada, be careful, they’re not as nice as they’d have you believe.

[Anonymous No.52951075]

SANTOS RALLYVAMOS

[Anonymous No.52951080]

im down 66% on virgin galatic

on a seperate note is rope on sale this time of year?

[Anonymous No.52951081]

crabs are the apparent winners here

[Anonymous No.52951083]

>>52951055
biotech has been shorted to the gutter for the past 2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.52951085]

>>52951071
Then buy more tsla stock dumbfuck

[Anonymous No.52951094]

>>52951067
Look at all the asshurt mumus in these threads
Appl and tsla will lead the way to the capitulation in q1-q2 23, bottom q2 or q3

[Anonymous No.52951100]

>>52950994
Short this pp

>>52951042
You don’t get a vote

[Anonymous No.52951103]

Gold is doin a lil sum

[Anonymous No.52951104]

>>52951080
Why on Earth would you buy that trash? Genuinely curious what was going through your head.

[Anonymous No.52951106]

So are we crashing first or crypto is?
Should the the former,right?

[Anonymous No.52951109]

Any of you plebbitors who are still long at this point, after nearly a year of increasingly dire warning signs, deserve to lose all of your money.

[Anonymous No.52951112]

>>52951083
You saying to many people (rightfully) shorted it? So you want to find something else. Well Roku and TSLA took massive shots after the 2021 crash. The obvious answer then would be to short a company that’s lost its novelty. But which companies are novel at the moment?

[Anonymous No.52951113]

>>52950543
>rare earths
unless china decides it doesn't want to keep strip mining and making money hand over fist, I can't see this happening. Lithium might be an issue eventually if recycling doesn't pick up (it probably would).

[Anonymous No.52951114]

I smell like diarrhea shit

[Anonymous No.52951119]

>>52951106
Crypto is going to 0 so it's a moot point

[Anonymous No.52951120]

>>52951106
always the former then the latter.

[Anonymous No.52951121]

>>52951109
>he doesn’t long/short

[Anonymous No.52951123]

>>52951085
Whew boi u mad now lmao

[Anonymous No.52951124]

>>52951109
But what if line goes up though

[Anonymous No.52951125]

>>52951104
because i purposely wanted to buy a low price risky stock.

Virgin Galatic aims to be commercial space travel and it seems only the elite will be able to afford it so my reasoning is theyre also the ones who will invest in it. Worst case scenario its a pump and dump stock at best and unfortunately not only was i right but i bought high.

[Anonymous No.52951126]

FUCK, THESE THREADS ARE TOO FAST!

[Anonymous No.52951132]

>>52951109
UUUU

[Anonymous No.52951140]

>>52951109
>you can’t get anywhere without taking risks
>take risks
>lose

[SPY to $390 No.52951143]

>>52950378
Tell me why it’s shouldn’t trend upwards as it has done for the past 100 years. We’ve been crashing all year, time to short was beginning of 2022.

[Anonymous No.52951147]

we have bobo and we have mumu, but what do we have for the guy that plays both sides?

[Anonymous No.52951150]

>>52951071
>Model 3 starts at 45k.
More expensive than competitors by over 10%. Chevy is putting out a 30k model this year.
>Cool show me the other manufacturers' cars that can drive themselves.
Not deployed yet, other than a glorified cruise control system. Self driving is also not something Tesla is unique and developing and it's unclear if they'll even be the first ones to bring it to market at this rate.
>I'm not some Tesla freak
I'm not convinced otherwise.

[Anonymous No.52951154]

>>52951147
Theta gang

[Anonymous No.52951153]

>>52951094
TSLA has already fallen a lot and I think enough people huffing copium will keep the stock price around $100. Aapl still has a ways to fall and thats 7% of the total economy. Other stuff like Costco and Walmart and all the crap in the Dow Jones are also overvalued and bound to fall. When things start flowing into the blue chips shit is gonna be brutal. I'm shorting the Dow cause I think that's gonna be next to fall

[Anonymous No.52951155]

>>52951147
Sup, I actually have an inverse butterfly on AT&T

[Anonymous No.52951156]

>>52951150
God this is some real cope

[Anonymous No.52951161]

>>52951147
Snibs

[Anonymous No.52951163]

>>52951143
>time to short was beginning of 2022.
time to short was beginning of 2022 and beginning 2023.

>FTFY- YW

[SPY to $390 No.52951164]

>>52950639
>has happened 5 times
>continues to do the same thing

[Anonymous No.52951167]

>>52951143
Zoom out. This chart is under heavy QE. We're still well above the actual trend line.

[Anonymous No.52951169]

>>52951147
the bi sexual penguin, penpen

[Anonymous No.52951172]

>>52951156
Yeah man it's cope that 30 is less than 45.

[Anonymous No.52951176]

>>52951125
>the chad indexer vs the virgin galactic

[Anonymous No.52951177]

>>52951163
People think economy’s gonna tank next year, and I’m inclined to believe them. Except MCD, that shit will stand the test of time, I’m sure.

>>52951154
Hell yeah!

[Anonymous No.52951200]

>>52951172
Are you like 14? Just like every other "it's gonna be 30k!" electric car in the last decade, the prices go up once it's actually available.

[Anonymous No.52951203]

>>52951123
Yeah kinda. I wasted my time responding to you but you're a dumbfuck redditor that only thinks line goes up. I should've fucking known better

[CoffeeGang No.52951207]

>>52951143
Cause we are in for something else this time. until the last fed meeting we had ratecuts priced in. that is just lunacy if u see it burning all over the place.
2008 isnt even over and the stakes just went bigger. 10 years qe to buy some time, the day were real solutions have to be adressed will come.

[Anonymous No.52951217]

rejection off 3850

[Anonymous No.52951220]

>>52951176
Ay, sometimes you just gotta take a chance..

[Anonymous No.52951221]

>>52951200
And you claimed I was coping lol

[Anonymous No.52951232]

My penis is extremely small. I need bull to resume for penis enlargment surgery.

[Anonymous No.52951234]

>>52951207
the bond market and ffr futures is still pricing in a pivot
Every single market is calling Powell pussy no balls and that's just going to make the capitulation that much more violent.

[Anonymous No.52951238]

>>52951232
mega dosing vit D makes it bigger

[Anonymous No.52951245]

Welp got rekt >>52950289
SQQQ now. 52.33 entry, 51.80 stop. Let's go.

[Anonymous No.52951265]

>>52951238
dont forget magnesium and fish oil tablets, but preferably buy fish oil in liquid form like tran.

[Anonymous No.52951276]

>>52951217
no No NO, MY TRADE

[Anonymous No.52951284]

>>52951265
>>52951238
Bullshit

[Anonymous No.52951294]

[Anonymous No.52951300]

>>52951284
lol have u tried it?

[Anonymous No.52951302]

>>52951284
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/322071346_Enhanced_Growth_of_the_Adult_Penis_With_Vitamin_D_3
mega dose bro

[Anonymous No.52951306]

I just spent 1200 on a gold bracelet for my gf.. I thought gold was somewhat affordbale wtf

[Anonymous No.52951308]

STOP GOING DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK YOU JEROME

[Anonymous No.52951316]

New

>>52951313
>>52951313

[Anonymous No.52951317]

These Christmas are shaping to be one of the worst, I'm near rock bottom emotionally. Unironically what you anons do when u feel sorry for yourself? What do you wish for Christmas? I want a bullet to the temple.

[Anonymous No.52951319]

>>52951276
>>52951217
The market pretty much never goes down 6 days in a row, it's really weird that you guys short the bottom and declare that down forever is going to happen.

[Anonymous No.52951324]

>>52951302
N=14?

[Anonymous No.52951344]

>>52951324
There's probably other studies. Whatever, miss out on penis gains, idc. Added benefit of never being sick, but you do you

[Anonymous No.52951345]

>>52951306
Bro, that’s a waste of money. I bought my wife a kitchenaid mixer and a la creusette pot thing on Black Friday for 500 total and she’s been over the moon happy. Cooking, baking, and flexing on other women non stop

[Anonymous No.52951348]

>>52951317
Play some video games you know by heart. Then take a walk through the christmasy air

[Anonymous No.52951387]

>>52951317
I got married in august so I’m pretty happy
Just work out and read bro. Read “Musashi” by Yoshikawa and you won’t feel like a pussy anymore

[SPY to $390 No.52951482]

>>52951232
>>52951238
>>52951265
Zinc supplements are the secret sauce. Turn your little 2incher into a horse cock and you will be hard all the time.

[Anonymous No.52951718]

>>52951018
i’ll go if we can meet abuela

[Anonymous No.52951787]

>>52950281
Why? You didnt see the crab in play? Sit there and theta decay

[Anonymous No.52952779]

>>52951317
Read the bible, pray, listen to upbeat music

[Anonymous No.52952807]

>>52950253

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52952820]

>>52951317
I drink scotch and wish for the next generation of children to have the capability to save the world from wokism.

[Anonymous No.52953873]

>>52950323
is tesla one exploding battery away from dumping like crazy?

[Anonymous No.52953907]

new thread when?

[Anonymous No.52955071]

maybe there is still hope. some numbers have been in the green for few days

[Anonymous No.52955089]

Guys over here
>>52954911

>>52954911

>>52954911

>>52954911

[Anonymous No.52956100]

>>52950729
wheres your automation? just set targets that trigger wanted action if met when you sleep