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Housing bros I don't feel so good.

>> No.52943428
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52943428

>>52943369
HONEY WHAT IS HAPPENING TO OUR ZESTIMATE
I WANT A DIVORCE

>> No.52943456

>>52943369
>Move in with Stacy
>Immediately she leaves you for a bigger house-chad
It's over for houselets.

>> No.52943476

>>52943369
>them/they

>> No.52943480

>>52943369
>partner
>they
>them
So tired of faggotspeak

>> No.52943487
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52943487

MINOR
IMPERFECTIONS
IN. THE. PAINTWORK.

>> No.52943497

>>52943476
>>52943480
I'm honestly mystifyed ppl can track that bullshit

>> No.52943507

>>52943480
>>52943476
this. i was confused at who the other people in the story were. fucking reddit.

>> No.52943540

>>52943480
I actually can't tell if the person is schizo or has more partners or refers to one partner and maybe children? And I don't know what the sex/gender is. They/them isn't even a genderthing anymore like he/she, it's pure schizoism.

This is retarded.

>> No.52943563

>>52943369
my rental home is financed at 2.5%, monthly mortgage + taxes + insurance is 1300/mo and someone is paying me 2600/mo to rent it

>> No.52943588

>>52943428
holy fuck the memes literally write themselves, we don't even have to try anymore

the world is a meme generator and we are but shitposters

>> No.52943608

>>52943540
Imagine civilization gradually growing exactitude in language over the course of thousands of years only for the least productive in society to want to modify the language to be less exact for honestly no valid reason

>> No.52943745

>>52943369
all i see is mental illness

>> No.52943757

>>52943608
I wouldn't care for their mental sickness if they would at least pick words that imply singular or plural. But mixing calling yourself they/them just fucks with everybodies mind. And this won't change unless you change the regular "they" and pick a different word in the regular language, let's say "jem". But they will probably change their they according to that to "jem" too. Because they want attention and to dictate the world.

The moment you call yourself they them you are schizo. I don't mind that, but don't fuck the language.

This shit will infest Europe too.

>> No.52943758

>noooooo I wanted to be a rootless cosmopolitan and float around the nation where I please, contributing nothing and consuming everything in my wake! why am I not allowed to do that!?
LOL

>> No.52943804

>>52943608
>newspeak
they want us to be nonsensical and hard to communicate so we can be controlled
plusungood

>> No.52943885
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I assume "I" is the woman and "they" is the man?

>> No.52943926

>>52943608
>reason
cool it with the hate speech

>> No.52943965

>>52943885
they're both faggots

>> No.52943976

>>52943885
No, it's w*myn/w*myn

>> No.52943995

>>52943965
Yeah, but don't faggots usually have one assume the woman role and one assume the man role? I realize they act like histrionic women, but conceptually I mean.

>> No.52944020

>>52943540
Exactly. This woke religion and LGTB church is a cognitive drain and time sink. I had to read it twice and was still confused because no children were mentioned.

>> No.52944048

>>52943507
>>52943497
What the fuck, people really can't track that shit? The person they were referring to is obviously in the prior sentences. Object permanence is something most humans have.

>> No.52944052

>>52943995
idk desu

>> No.52944240

>they/them
>"partner"
>avoids ever saying bf, gf, husband, wife deliberately
This is a lot to unpack...........

>> No.52944269

>/biz/ gets so triggered over a single word they become incapable of talking about the thread topic

>> No.52944270

>>52944048
>my partner and I
>they
How many are they? What sex/gender does the narrator and the partner have?

>> No.52944298

>>52943428
YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS REMODEL BUT YOU REFUSED THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE AND STAY AWAY FROM THE KIDS YOU WILL BE HEARING FROM MY ATTORNEY

>> No.52944315

>>52944269
>This fag doesn't know how to cook up a good thread that gets a lot of replies

>> No.52944433

>>52944269
t. faggot

>> No.52944451

>>52943369
Imagine being so fucking entitled that you feel trapped because YOU OWN FUCKING PROPERTY HOLY SHIT.
Also
>>52943476
>>52943480

>> No.52944469

>>52943804
It's attacking the ability to argue altogether.
By making sure less and less people can be coherent in a courtroom.

>> No.52944475

>>52944433
>>52944451
lol stay triggered snowflake

>> No.52944508

>>52943369
This is shitty bait.

>> No.52944762

>>52943369
imagine checking your zestimate every 5 hours obsessing over some paintwork worried about the value of your home. this honestly sounds so stressful. im 29 and had the choice last year to take out my nearly 1m worth portfolio out of crypto and invest into real estate and even though im down bigly i would still rather have my money here with potential higher x returns than having bought some shoebox apartment in the city where i live that is going to be filled with migrants pretty soon as the governments only response to 'fix' housing is more immigration.

>> No.52944858

>>52944475
my digits beat yours >>52944433
sneed

>> No.52944894

>>52943758
>contributing nothing and consuming everything

what do you contribute, anon?

>> No.52944907

>>52944894
volume

>> No.52945008

>>52943480
>>52943476

These hahaha

>> No.52945027

>>52943563

Hi, scumbag. No one likes you.

>> No.52945031

>>52943369
>good for a few years
That was their mistake. You dont buy if you dont intend to keep if for more than 5 years and in some cases more.

Also the house you live in is a liability not an asset. That goes duble if you can't turn a profit renting it.

>> No.52945257

>>52944270
>my partner and I
They is 1, and they are a homosexual couple since its a reddit post.

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>>52943369
This is from my Nextdoor app. Can't believe people were actually dumb enough to buy variable rate mortgages.

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>>52945272

>buying a variable rate mortgage when case shiller is at fucking 8 and double the historical average

Crazy how this bubble is objectively far worse than 2008 and normies can't look up a few charts.

>> No.52945351

>>52943369
a mortgage is a giant loan

dont get a loan if you are poor or financially in a bad spot.

>> No.52945365

>>52943428
The partner is probably a man in this case. Women don't care as much about things like capital value, a woman would be more likely to scream "HONEY WE NEED TO BUY A HOUSE NOW" and a woman would be more likely to write a piece carefully removing themselves from blame for jumping into a home purchase as interest rates were going up quickly, locking them into relatively higher rates for a depreciating asset.

>> No.52945412

>>52945351

But housing always goes up you need to buy now or be locked out forever!

>> No.52945441

>>52943476

>> No.52945455

>>52943487
Kek!!!

>> No.52945764

>>52943369
>my partner and I
Why do they talk like this?

Also
>them
Whose this them?

>> No.52946551

>>52945272
>Can't they see this is making things worse. They must be really stupid.
Hahaha these fucking retards lived through the plandemic and still think the world is run by individuals all doing their best and maybe making mistakes along the way. Yes they're crippling the economy. It is ON PURPOSE you idiots.

Also, and this goes to the OPs pic, people are fucking terrible with forecasting. Ask anyone about anything and they can't believe it would move more than 10% up or down. Even with crypto when literally all it ever does is 1000x up and 90% falls they still expect relative stability. Fucking THINK you goddamn niggers.

>> No.52946567

>>52943369
If you translate this into my language it sounds like the dude doesn’t know what gender his partner is kek

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>>52943369
>they wants

>> No.52946583

>>52943976
This. 100% lesbian drama

>> No.52946611
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In my cunt [Aus] the central-bankers literally just straight up told people during the coof that interest rates would remain fixed at near zero for at least the next five years or something to that effect.

Now going into 2023 we've had countless hikes, said central bankers 'deeply apologizing for misleading the public' and then shitting into their mouths immediately after by telling everyone that rates are gonna keep rising through 2023.

It's absolutely, irreversibly and irrefutably fucking over for mortgage baggers.

>> No.52946613

>>52946611
top kek, fucking based