/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52939489]

Onlyfrogs edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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>>52938025

[Anonymous No.52939506]

Shit day, shit week, shit month, shit year can't wait for it to end

[Anonymous No.52939510]

FUCK OFF WITH THIS UNDERCOOKED THREAD

[Anonymous No.52939511]

>>52939506
Hear fuckin hear.

[Anonymous No.52939512]

Well I'm not going to call it a santa rally, but there's clearly a technical bounce ready to happen.

[Anonymous No.52939524]

I have to find a workshop that can lift a Bentayga so it sits like a Ford Raptor.

[Anonymous No.52939523]

the entire month will bred, cope and seethe

[Anonymous No.52939529]

Where is the santa rally, the world wonders?

[Anonymous No.52939535]

>>52939506
>monkey brain sees calendar end
>surely things will change now

[Anonymous No.52939539]

3d Printer is going to PRINT money in the future. These comparnies are so cheap right now....

You know how they will replace Chinese labor? With 3d printers.

[Anonymous No.52939545]

So ends the last red day of the year. I hope everyone had fun.

[Anonymous No.52939552]

I WANT MY MARKET CRASH

[Anonymous No.52939557]

>>52939539
The texture on that """steak""" is abhorrent.

[Anonymous No.52939564]

>>52939539
That is the single most disgusting thing ive seen since people posted those post op tranny gashes

[Anonymous No.52939572]

>>52939557
You bigot you will eat the MEAT!!!

[Anonymous No.52939587]

I’m not fond of black people

[Anonymous No.52939588]

>>52939529
Santa doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.52939594]

>Bulls try their damndest to get SPY back above 380
>end the day on 379.99

Nice effort bulls, but we won’t go above 380 again (not counting after hours or futures) for a while

[Anonymous No.52939600]

>>52939588
?!

[Anonymous No.52939601]

>>52939572
I am a bigot and I WILL eat real meat.

[Anonymous No.52939603]

>>52939588
Rallies dont either

[Anonymous No.52939609]

>>52939529
Got your santa rally right here, bucko.

[Anonymous No.52939612]

>USD is showing signs of trouble

[Anonymous No.52939614]

>>52939600
>>52939588
>>52939557
>>52939539
>>52939523
>>52939506
>>52939489
Samefag

[Anonymous No.52939615]

>>52939601
But you won't make it because you didn't invest in 3d printer companies.

[Anonymous No.52939626]

Are you kidding me with the "volume" today?

[Anonymous No.52939629]

THE GENERATIONAL BOTTOM IS IN!!

SANTA IS HERE!

Hope you bought SPY today cause it will never trade below 380 ever again.

[Anonymous No.52939633]

immediately dumping after close, kek, baggies

[Anonymous No.52939641]

>>52939600
weird i just saw this image

[Anonymous No.52939644]

>>52939615
At this rate, fusion power will be on the market before 3D printers take over manufacturing.

[Anonymous No.52939658]

What I’m swinging

I like the SBUX daily to the downside, although that bullish flow for 105 has shaken my confidence.

Saw the AMZN flow pour in late and decided to hop on the train.

[Anonymous No.52939654]

>>52939572
>Just like the real thing
Why aren't they just culturing the muscle cells instead of using substitutes? What the fuck is the problem with generating real tissue?

[Anonymous No.52939659]

>>52939512
tactical bounce

[Anonymous No.52939668]

>>52939529
may be delayed to january, or the week after santa day and new years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOMuEIV5N9g

[Anonymous No.52939683]

>>52939641
Is that from the Czech Republic? Pretty sure I've seen something like that before...

[Anonymous No.52939687]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.52939693]

>>52939633
>red futures
Bullish. If the market is even slightly green tomorrow at any point I will have made back my losses and then some for this year. If not I will be financially ruined.

[Anonymous No.52939698]

>>52939687

[Anonymous No.52939699]

Wanted to buy Whitehaven Coal at $4 but it never came back down. Looked at it again today and realized it had the asset bubble meme chart on the weekly, so I opened a $600 short on it. Expecting to get about $200 profit by feb

[Anonymous No.52939702]

I literally laughed out loud when I checked the markets for today, what the fuck happened in the last ten minutes? Who said what?

[Anonymous No.52939708]

>>52939687

[Anonymous No.52939735]

>>52939687

[Anonymous No.52939741]

>>52939702
Santa Rally.

[Anonymous No.52939743]

>>52939687
-1.94%

[Anonymous No.52939766]

>>52939539
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

[Anonymous No.52939770]

>>52939687
not good....I called a fake dip and bought the dip but then the dip dipped.

[Anonymous No.52939783]

>>52939743
Poor raccoon

[Anonymous No.52939787]

>>52939702
0dte puts get closed

[Anonymous No.52939794]

holy shit EOD pump. SANTA RALLY INCOMING

[Anonymous No.52939799]

>>52939783
He learned his lesson, presumably
I never will though...

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52939816]

did the mods finally start banning the soijack posters? it's a fucking hanukkah miracle

[Anonymous No.52939819]

>>52939535
>what is end of year tax loss selling
I have a single stock up 33% this year but managed my index funds to match the market after selling enough to make my taxable income 0. Will be looking to cash out once the new year starts so I don't mess up my tax plans. This market is moving as if money managers waited until the last two weeks of the year for tax positioning.

[Anonymous No.52939830]

>>52939819
>I have a single stock up 33% this year but managed my index funds to match the market after selling enough to make my taxable income 0
So you're down 33% on another asset? What was the point

[Anonymous No.52939839]

>>52939816
when will your people pump the market? do they hate santa and thats why theyre crashing it every christmas?

[Anonymous No.52939852]

>>52939794
Dead cat bounce

[Anonymous No.52939853]

>>52939687
Could’ve been better.

I missed the OSTK dip and SILVERGATE AND CARVANA ARENT AT ZERO YET
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.52939859]

>>52939770
oh boy
i'd lift that skirt and go to town on that puss

[Anonymous No.52939866]

>>52939572
>3d printed meat IS REAL MEAT
>3d printed cows are REAL COWS
>printanimal rights ARE animal rights

[Anonymous No.52939871]

>>52939859
its a guy

[Anonymous No.52939897]

>>52938917
I want to know more about this SBNY play

[Anonymous No.52939900]

>>52939830
Other asset is just broad market index fund I'm holding for long term gains tax rate. If it crabs all next year that's not the worst scenario. I have to sell the gains on the single stock before a crash, or before it grows to a point when I need to pay a minimum tax fee of $20k on top of the rate.

[Anonymous No.52939913]

>>52939871
cope, i called first entry

[Anonymous No.52939962]

>>52939529
Protip: Santa arrives on Christmas night.

[Anonymous No.52939963]

>>52939819
Is that even a thing anymore with the wash sale rule?

[Anonymous No.52939974]

>>52939913
Check the hairy legs,fag

[Anonymous No.52939975]

Stupid ass volatility index...

Backwardation isn't even a real word!

[Anonymous No.52939976]

>>52939963
as long as he buys a different index he'll be fine

[Anonymous No.52939984]

>>52939853
Ill post my Faye Valentine today after I finally put it on my wall

[Anonymous No.52939990]

>>52939687
up 7% today, 26% last 7 days

[Anonymous No.52939994]

>another red day
bogleheads keep buying

[Anonymous No.52940002]

>>52939974
My wife has hair on her legs, eastern euros are hairy and theres nothing wrong with that

[Anonymous No.52940017]

>>52939897
I'm still here, whats up

[Anonymous No.52940027]

I really cant believe what they did to my girl

[Anonymous No.52940045]

>>52940002
>my wife

[Anonymous No.52940055]

>>52939816
Baggie we need to talk about your religion. It seems to make you a piece of shit. Have you thought about adjusting to being a good person?

[Anonymous No.52940057]

>>52939994
We will bounce soon. We are not making new lows until next month for earnings. If we make new lows this month I will stop posting because the bots and quants are clearly scanning this website to ensure the plebs and normies always lose money. That being said we probably bottom on Friday around 365-370 on spy.

[Anonymous No.52940071]

>>52939871
>>52939974
i investigated it further and it appears i definitely have AIDS now

[Anonymous No.52940074]

>>52940045
Yeah. That's what I said.

[Anonymous No.52940080]

is there a term for just trading stocks that you know well?

[Anonymous No.52940089]

>>52939990
feels good bros

[Anonymous No.52940090]

[Anonymous No.52940093]

>>52940080
Retail schmuck

[Anonymous No.52940094]

>>52940055
>thinks its about religion with them
lol. lmao
they've always been about race
they basically invented the earliest forms of racism

[Anonymous No.52940098]

Will I get a $8 TQQQ to slurp?

[Anonymous No.52940108]

>>52940057
end of year there is always all kind of funky trading. tax selling, then there is fund balancing as large funds have very strict rules what they have to complete before year end those will hit last 2 weeks of year

[Anonymous No.52940120]

>dumping more in aftermarket

[Anonymous No.52940134]

>>52940120
>balance goes up
>not even short anything

[Anonymous No.52940144]

Boglechads what are you holding?

[Anonymous No.52940147]

>>52940144
>BITCH I'M TRYNNA EAT ICE CREAM

[Anonymous No.52940152]

Well this is a bit more red than i anticipated. It is too cold outside. Sitting at -18 burger here. I am listening to french rap on radio.
>frenchy french rappy french BIG BOOTY frenchy french BAD BITCH frenchafrench
Captcha 8AGASS

[Anonymous No.52940156]

>>52940120
we go blood green tmw

[Anonymous No.52940169]

>>52940156
is that guy using a ziptie as a bracelet?

[Anonymous No.52940172]

People who scream at every 0.1% move on the indexes, should be called tapeworms, because they are obsessed with the tape (and because they are parasite speculators).

[Anonymous No.52940183]

>>52940172
I cannot imagine the life of a day trader. I'm buying up real estate at a 25% discount this year and its comfy as hell.

[Anonymous No.52940184]

>>52939539
Aleph Farms, you say? What an interesting name

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52940186]

>>52940055
i'm sorry. i will try to make some adjustments to my behavior and do what it takes to be a good person.

[Anonymous No.52940189]

>>52940156
>blood green
Xenomorphsisters...

[Anonymous No.52940193]

Whats the outlook on dwac?

[Anonymous No.52940199]

These past threads haven been mostly bulls coping.

[Anonymous No.52940202]

guys my niece goes by they/them now

It's over

[Anonymous No.52940212]

>>52940199
>dude this is TOTALLY the end of the fed raising rates so things are going to up
>okay yes the fed said they are going to keep raising rates but they actually just won't
>they won't okay?
>I was wrong before? I know this time is different.. it.. it just is!

[Anonymous No.52940213]

>>52940172
2nded for tapeworms.
Brilliant name.
>spy down 1%
>puts stay flat

[Anonymous No.52940223]

>>52939489
>>52940193
Will dwac plummet if trump is indited?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52940229]

>>52940202
Have you tried being a little more understanding? So what if they want to use they/them pronouns?

[Anonymous No.52940237]

>>52939512
We are below all technical support levels

[Anonymous No.52940238]

>>52940202
It is your duty as a uncle to teach her it’s just a phase and that she is a lady

[Anonymous No.52940241]

>>52940229
we are going to crash through 3000 now

[Anonymous No.52940244]

>>52940199
i just want a technical bounce. im not very good at swing trading and got in way too early so i end up having to hold for a long time.

[Anonymous No.52940262]

>>52940108
There is no volume today.

nobody is selling
There is no selling pressure
only Ponzi A & B trade back&forth
walking down the price ladder
to shakeout weak-hand bulls &
to dupe more doomers into shorting the hole

[Anonymous No.52940263]

>>52940229
OI VEY

[Anonymous No.52940271]

>GME has finished the day below $20
>this is the first time it's happened since the meme pump began
according to the gme cult the $20 was supposed to be a mathematically impossible floor that would never be broken

[Anonymous No.52940272]

>>52940238
Why do I think the advice is implying the involvement of an adult dick?

[Anonymous No.52940284]

>>52940262
yea well you're a glowie and your job is to be right enough, then spectacularly wrong when it counts, so ya know, kys

[Anonymous No.52940291]

>>52940272
Because you are pozzed mentally ill faggot

[Anonymous No.52940292]

>>52940172
kek they called them that in the 1900's, read "Reminiscences of a Stock Operator"

[Anonymous No.52940303]

>>52939529
just coal for the bad children

[Anonymous No.52940317]

bobros i shorted europe thinking it will go down but its still green... how should i cope? pls respond

[Anonymous No.52940324]

>>52940271
look at the charts retard, this is the 3rd time it's closed below 20 this year and it basically doubled within unironically just two weeks both times previous
also literally no one cares about gme in this thread, i hope you get fired for shilling in the wrong place

[Anonymous No.52940325]

>>52940262
>>52940284
hmm who to trust, the schizo or the kpop?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52940329]

>>52940303
Santa invested all the money he was going to use for the Santa rally with FTX and now Christmas is cancelled.

[Anonymous No.52940345]

>>52940317
I ordered a CD from Europe over two weeks ago, and it still hasn't arrived. I too am upset at Europe

[Anonymous No.52940350]

>>52940238
It starts off not so bad, then…

[Anonymous No.52940359]

>>52940169
former prisoner and former aztec princess

[Anonymous No.52940371]

>>52940292
kek look at that fence in the background to keep the goys out.

[Anonymous No.52940394]

>>52940350
Hot

[Anonymous No.52940400]

>>52940359
Is that a chameleon?
>futures

[Anonymous No.52940409]

>>52940189

[Anonymous No.52940450]

>>52940400
o no
o no no
o god no

[Anonymous No.52940465]

>>52940400
that frog is literally me

[Anonymous No.52940473]

>>52940317
Double down

[Anonymous No.52940476]

>>52940409
If it bleeds, we can kill it.
>Wait, fuck.

[Anonymous No.52940477]

>>52939984
DO IT

[Anonymous No.52940479]

>>52940400
Rare Apu

[Anonymous No.52940497]

>>52940476
Footage of Rocker and Scoops at the /smg/ Vegas Meetup

[Anonymous No.52940506]

>>52940229
Its actually incredible how Baggie is a Jew and immediately responds with the most Jewish thing imaginable. Its fascinating. I wonder if Aliens study this.
Fascinating but also incredibly disturbing.

[Anonymous No.52940519]

>>52940017
Not sure yet. Maybe more details on their stable coin, exchange, and cre exposure. And if there are any expected catalysts.

[Anonymous No.52940582]

>go in /k/
>go in military recruitment thread
>post so many redpills it makes a recruiter have a mental breakdown
>come back to smg
>shit on bulls
>profit off my puts

Another day another dolla

[Anonymous No.52940596]

>>52940476
Tomorrow we bleed up.
They'll never see it coming.
Tfw 80s movies feels more Xmassy than modern lgbt Santa.

[Anonymous No.52940612]

LET THE MUSIC GUIDE YOU
https://youtu.be/C7nIxBoyYAI

[Anonymous No.52940625]

I smell a crypto dump

[Anonymous No.52940636]

>>52940582
>post so many redpills it makes a recruiter have a mental breakdown

[Anonymous No.52940671]

I bought today.

[Anonymous No.52940682]

>>52940350
Do you..um… have any more of these?

[Anonymous No.52940686]

>>52940582
Based if true but link the thread. /k/ is unusable since the slavs started going at it I wont go there.

[Anonymous No.52940689]

>>52940671
You people are hopeless. What do you not get about raising rates?

[Anonymous No.52940703]

>warner bros closed -6.66%

[Anonymous No.52940720]

>>52940689
I just don't care.

[Anonymous No.52940739]

>>52940671
me too

[Anonymous No.52940741]

>>52940519
their RE portfolio is basically only CRE
they wont publicly list their clients but in their earnings calls they said they bank 10 exchanges, probably less now lol, and 3(i think?) stablecoins. supposedly one is USDC

[Anonymous No.52940756]

>crypto
HERE IT COMES

[Anonymous No.52940761]

>>52940739
Bought $1000 of VT and FSRNX

[Anonymous No.52940780]

>>52940686
It’s still up there kek
Just keep making fun of recruiters and you’ll get some real laughs

[Anonymous No.52940791]

Hey bros should I spend some of my LLC money to rack up some more tax write-offs before the year ends? I have like 15k just sitting around.

[Anonymous No.52940792]

Bonds.....

[Anonymous No.52940795]

>>52940582
>>go in /k/
>>go in military recruitment thread
>>post so many redpills it makes a recruiter have a mental breakdown

Cringe

>>come back to smg
>>shit on bulls
>>profit off my puts

Based

[Anonymous No.52940862]

>>52940795
What do you mean?
Shitting on zogbots is based anon

[Anonymous No.52940865]

>>52940792
the big tittie flop is among us
sus

[Anonymous No.52940887]

>>52940792
So that was after the crash of '08? Bullish

[Anonymous No.52940889]

>>52940792
What is the significance of this? I know "OW" is "offer wanted"

[Anonymous No.52940909]

>>52940889
Overweighted dork

[Anonymous No.52940917]

>>52940887
bonds aren't safe anymore

[Anonymous No.52940920]

>>52940792
Happened after the crash. Bullish

[Anonymous No.52940930]

>>52940792
Could it be....

[Anonymous No.52940938]

>>52940917
What the fuck is safe besides guns and rice/beans?

[Anonymous No.52940955]

>>52940909
I have a hard time wrapping my mind around the relationship between bonds and the market. Haven't bonds pretty much taken a shit all year too?

[Anonymous No.52940975]

>>52940938
>ric/beans
Nobody tell him about the beaners

[Anonymous No.52940977]

>>52940955
They are supposed to be inverse, but the secret is that inflation fucks everything. Only ibonds, tips, or people that fled to the energy sector are positive

[Anonymous No.52940981]

*ahem*
>futures

[Anonymous No.52941003]

>>52940792
bond paper is highly shorter depending which one. people believe rates will increase but when the squeeze begings bonds will rally again and rates collapse

[Anonymous No.52941012]

Can someone tell me when I can buy the SOXS again? I took profit today

[Anonymous No.52941024]

>>52940156
>bloodgreen
is that one of those days where the market and the VIX simultaneously pump? happened last week.

[Anonymous No.52941040]

well i decided to splurge on one of these bad boys and i do not regret it one bit

[Anonymous No.52941042]

ate my first solid meal in 3 days
also up $3k today

[Anonymous No.52941048]

>>52940887
Ding Ding Ding.DING!!!!!


That is when S&P bottomed in 2009.....

[Anonymous No.52941101]

>>52941040
mozzie sticks and pizza sauce on burgers is god tier. I fucking love that shit but homemade burgers not fast food

[Anonymous No.52941108]

>>52941040
You actually paid money for that?

[Anonymous No.52941126]

>>52941101
>""homemade"" burgers he typed out as he bought the ingredients that come from the same processing plants as fast food

[Anonymous No.52941129]

>>52940057
Santa rally, there is no reason to keep going down. I mean for fuck's sake the market rarely does more than 5 red daily candles in a row. The opinions of people who opened shorts literally today are not necessary.

[Anonymous No.52941135]

>>52941048
>>52940887
>circled the 09 data point showing the peak
>there are clearly data points earlier in 08 showing bonds were overweight
>this is our first instance of bonds being OW
This chart says literally nothing. If anything it says the bottom isn't in yet.

[Anonymous No.52941144]

>>52941048
Markets went up. after 2009 April.

[Anonymous No.52941152]

>>52941135
Also when people say "bonds" they usually mean something like BND which makes me want to vomit

[Anonymous No.52941182]

so the markets have not significantly increased in 2 years now, is there a reason to put any money into besides shorting at this point?

[Anonymous No.52941184]

>>52941152
for me it's TMF

[Anonymous No.52941189]

>>52941108
please share secret
how to get burg for free?

[Anonymous No.52941202]

>>52941184
EDV or bust

[Anonymous No.52941209]

>>52941144
The 2008 and 2020 bottoms are literally worthless for any kind of analysis because the patterns were created by hyperprinting. If they hyperprint again the entire global fiat system explodes.

[Anonymous No.52941217]

>>52941101
>Hamburger Patties: Ground Beef, Salt.
Wendy's meat is quite good, no filler and never frozen.
>>52941108
Good money. 88g of protein in one package. Unbeatable.

[Anonymous No.52941223]

>>52941209
2008 was the financial crisis zoomer

[Anonymous No.52941229]

>>52941209
>if
more like when, and that's why you want to own stocks and real estate when they do.

[Anonymous No.52941241]

>>52941184
>>52941202
A word of advice: Yellen's drawing down the TGA to avoid brinkmanship during the impending debt ceiling debate. When the ceiling gets raised, run.

[Anonymous No.52941248]

>>52941229
Reit index is down 25% for the year despite record setting FFO for most of them. You wanna buy now, full disclosure no shit I hold it

[Anonymous No.52941258]

>>52941048
the movie i'm watching right now has her in it, wtf?

[Anonymous No.52941265]

>>52941241
those Washington fuckers are so annoying

[Anonymous No.52941290]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52941293]

Financial question here:
If I withdraw a couple hundred dollars from my checking account at an ATM every week, to pay for therapy, will my bank report that to the IRS and would that raise any red flags? I don't want to deal with them. Asking for a friend.

[Anonymous No.52941297]

>>52941152
>>52941184
Funnily enough the way bonds traded this year JNK was the better buy. Debtmaxxed zombie-cos have a better return than the US Treasury in a time of panic/uncertainty

[Anonymous No.52941314]

>>52941293
>hundreds
Go ahead

[Anonymous No.52941317]

>>52941297
Credit rating is idiosyncratic risk long term

[Anonymous No.52941328]

>>52941293
what the fuck are you talking about, how would the bank report your $200 withdrawals to the IRS? retard

[Anonymous No.52941335]

>>52941293
get a load of this guy, he thinks he can just withdraw his own money without the IRS knowing

[Anonymous No.52941343]

>>52941314
Thanks, I'll tell my friend
>>52941328
Well, I hardly ever withdraw actual cash. If I suddenly start withdrawing the same amount every week, that would look suspicious
>>52941335
I know, this is why my friend is crazy and needs therapy

[Anonymous No.52941351]

>>52941328
How? They have forms and API portals and shit.

Will they? No, because it's only $600+ *deposits* that they snitch about. That, any activity over $10k, and $9999 deposits because those look like structuring.

[Anonymous No.52941383]

>>52941343
Start withdrawing it in 1s and work your way up to the large bills to avoid suspicion

[Anonymous No.52941384]

>>52941351
>>52941343
they literally do not care about anything that is less than $10000. and even then this only triggers an internal report.
before some nerd corrects me yes they could POTENTIALLY care if youre coming in every day depositing $9999 every day

[Anonymous No.52941385]

>>52941293
Nothing...Yellens coming for your venmo though

[Anonymous No.52941415]

>>52941385
I remember when the left was cheering the extra 16,000 IRS agents thinking they would go after the wealthy

lol, lmao evem

[Anonymous No.52941428]

>>52941343
withdraw $300 at a time, then go spend $100 at a strip club. they might not follow up w/ you if they see that.

[Anonymous No.52941430]

>>52941415
>16,000 IRS
87,000 I think, its a literal standing army of agents

[Anonymous No.52941435]

>>52941428
>$100
>strip club
You need more than that,nowadays

[Anonymous No.52941437]

>>52941383
$2 bills are also good for this, and use a random # generator to ask tellers for exact amounts like $370.56

[Anonymous No.52941440]

>>52941428
Honestly, a strip club might be more cost effective than therapy...

[Anonymous No.52941441]

>open trading platform
>im down again
>close app
it cant be that easy can it?

[Anonymous No.52941447]

Why did we dump again?
What happened to le santa rally?

[Anonymous No.52941450]

>>52941435
i haven't been to one in 20 years

[Anonymous No.52941455]

>>52941447
>santa rally
It's happening atm,you're shorting right?

[Anonymous No.52941469]

gamma exposure moved further negative today

[Anonymous No.52941482]

>>52941450
wait, how old are you?

[Anonymous No.52941489]

>>52941469
does this mean the forest is quiet? do the tigers still sleep?

[Anonymous No.52941492]

>>52941482
old enough

[Anonymous No.52941509]

>>52941450
Well,what's stopping you?

[Anonymous No.52941526]

>>52941489
it means volatility will increase
and due to the holiday week there will even less liquidity than usual
so increased volatility + decreased liquidity = more downside very easy
very little option positioning that would cause buying to drive a rally
if there's a sell off, there is nothing to stop it essentially
if there's very high gamma exposure, if there's a sell off MM needs to buy stock, or if it's rallying too hard they need to sell stock (acting as brakes)

[Anonymous No.52941547]

so what happens tomorrow anons

[Anonymous No.52941550]

>futures

OOOOO0OOOOOOOOO000OoooOooo

[Anonymous No.52941558]

>>52941526
it is also possible that due to the no brakes + low liquidity if we rally we'll rally hard
can work both ways

[Anonymous No.52941560]

So another day. Another day of doom!. Annalist are saying the bottom of the S&P will be 3200 by end of 2023. Works for me. The cheaper it gets, the more I can bag each month via my 401k and SWPPX. I placed my bagging orders this morning before I left for work. I spent the whole afternoon asleep at my desk to be honest so I dunno what the hell happened.

[Anonymous No.52941562]

>>52941550
>green futures
You know what happens next.

[Anonymous No.52941568]

>>52941547
Tomorrow is THE pivot!

[Anonymous No.52941570]

>>52941562
Back go crabbing

[Anonymous No.52941580]

>>52941526
cool thanks for the info

[Anonymous No.52941583]

>>52941547
I find out if the 1000 OXY shares I got today at 61.85 was a mistake

[Anonymous No.52941592]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52941593]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52941609]

so far so good

[Anonymous No.52941644]

i felt so upset this morning. still pretty new to the interface and i accidentally set up a trigger action to sell at loss... luckily it was nothing significant and i can easily get that money back but i sure did learn something. to double check that i have the correct values in all boxes

[Anonymous No.52941647]

>>52941526
why would anyone think a rally would happen during a holiday, when people are away from the market doing family/holiday stuff? santa rally is the dumbest meme of the market.

[Anonymous No.52941649]

>>52941609
what broker is that? or is it TV

[Anonymous No.52941650]

>>52941592
how can this doggo even survived this?

[Anonymous No.52941657]

Bros, why did AMZN get so fucked up today? Stock price is at $84, the lowest its been so far...

If it wasn't for the fake and gay pumps from the CPI and FOMC meetings last week, it would be down to $70 right now.

[Anonymous No.52941659]

>>52940792
This is the first time in 15 years yields have been worth holding. By March 2009, the fed had already been lowering rates for 18 months. The fed hasn't even started.
midwits gonna get HOOKED by this

[Anonymous No.52941663]

>>52941650
Dogs are naturally lucky

[Anonymous No.52941724]

>>52941657
Riding those 84 puts, think we see even lower. That AAPL sell off was telling.

[Anonymous No.52941736]

>>52941724
AAPL has been the only thing holding up the market. Once it goes, it's over, and it's going to be soon

[Anonymous No.52941744]

>>52941736
AAPL IS the market

[Anonymous No.52941749]

>>52941650
It was on snow, if it was on rocks doggo would be not ok. If it was on a park bench not so much even more so. Its kindof like the spy. Where the spy is on rocks rather than snow.

[Anonymous No.52941769]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.52941780]

>yields

[Anonymous No.52941782]

>>52941592
Fed_Chasing_2Y.webm

[Anonymous No.52941783]

>GME had 1.7 billion in cash last year
>only 800 million left
>revenue is more negative than it was last year
How is this company not heading for bankruptcy?

[Anonymous No.52941788]

>>52941769

[Anonymous No.52941800]

>>52941649
tv sim account
new earnings strategy i am trying

[Anonymous No.52941813]

>>52941783
Why do people think the bonds of a 122% debt-to-GDP nation are a safe haven? Faith is a powerful and profitable thing in markets.

[Anonymous No.52941829]

>>52941657
i like how apple is all of "consumer electronics"

[Anonymous No.52941840]

>>52941813
Did you just compare the reserve currency of the global super power backed by the strongest military the human race has ever seen

To a fucking video game store that tried to sell NFTs?

[Anonymous No.52941850]

>>52941788

[Anonymous No.52941861]

>>52939489
we can't have FIVE down days in a row right? During Santa week? right? right?

[Anonymous No.52941877]

>>52941861
In some timezones, Santa has already finishes his run

[Anonymous No.52941885]

>>52941861
Santa wears red.

[Anonymous No.52941895]

>>52941840
Yes. Really the only difference between a meme dilution of shares to raise another billion for vidya and a treasury auction to scam a trillion bucks from bond Boomers in order to provide Africa with broadband is a matter of scale. The money's gone forever from the wallets of dopes.

[Anonymous No.52941906]

>>52941895
This is why everything thinks you retards are a cult

[Anonymous No.52941913]

>>52941861
We will be red until 2030

[Anonymous No.52941926]

>>52941906
I'm in neither the GME cult nor the "we'll totally be paid back the real value of these treasury bonds PLUS interest! America can't fail!" cult.

But I can tell you both of them will be quite puzzled by 2023's price action.

[Anonymous No.52941948]

unironically bros how much blood is okay to be in your stool before you go to the hospital? Asking for a friend.
Also I was really hoping for a santa rally today.

[Anonymous No.52941954]

>>52941861
this is true, its against the law. tomorrow will be a short squeeze just above my buy in price of TQQQ.

[Anonymous No.52941985]

>This is why everything thinks you retards are a cult

[Anonymous No.52942042]

Looks like we got a new record holder. Wonder how long it'll stick

[Anonymous No.52942048]

>>52940184
Fuck, you made me look it up. (((They))) truly have a hand in everything. Their vision for our future is so twisted.

[Anonymous No.52942054]

CAUSE WE CAN START A REVOLUTION
YOU AND ME
I SAY WE START A REVOLUTION
JUST YOU AND ME

https://youtu.be/TWwIztjs29Y

[Anonymous No.52942057]

>>52941926
every single week one of you retards comes in here thinking youre the smartest guy in the room saying some dumb shit about how the us will never be able to pay its debts
you work at a fucking glass factory in indiana and didnt go to college shut the fuck up
you dont understand anything
stop posting
retard

[Anonymous No.52942078]

>>52942042
>short positions on nickel
christ almighty chang gg

[Anonymous No.52942087]

>>52942057
I'm sorry your TMF has started really eating shit again today, but it's a feeling you should probably get used to.

[Anonymous No.52942101]

>>52941948
What color is the blood?

[Anonymous No.52942106]

>>52942042
>>52942078
>Someone trying to steal Margin Man's crown
We need him back. For one last score.

[Anonymous No.52942114]

>>52942101
Furries get the rope

[Anonymous No.52942115]

doordashed some red lobster for dinner

life is good

[Anonymous No.52942123]

>>52941209
>If

[Anonymous No.52942159]

how ((They)) let stocktwits make money this cant be happening. Teyve lost control of the market. This is worse than them having control, no one has control.

[Anonymous No.52942163]

>>52942087
you dont even understand how bonds work

[Anonymous No.52942164]

>>52940371
It's too keep them IN.

[Anonymous No.52942174]

>>52942101
bright red.

[Anonymous No.52942179]

oh no santa rally bros..

[Anonymous No.52942185]

>>52942115
Last night I drove 30 miles to get dinner at a place that would give me bonus credit card points

[Anonymous No.52942188]

>>52942042
The Nickel short should honestly have been number one. The LME saw what was happening and put up the safety barriers and rolled back a week worth of market action to stabilize the market.

[Anonymous No.52942192]

>>52942174
its called hemorrhoids and you better get used to it

literally see blood every time i wipe for the past 3 years
went to the doctor and did a colonoscopy, it was nothing serious.

[Anonymous No.52942195]

>>52942179

[Anonymous No.52942197]

>>52942179
good good keep shorting, cramer knows youre inversing him.

[Anonymous No.52942212]

>>52942042
Thats fucking insane

[Anonymous No.52942216]

>>52942197
Cramer has, at best, ever been a first order thinker about markets.

[Anonymous No.52942219]

>>52942163
Sure I do. You're paying 100 bucks now to get 140 bucks in 10 years. 140 bucks that'll have a real value of 60 bucks.

Is that a default? No. Is it a scam? Yes.

[Anonymous No.52942223]

>>52942179
>>52942179

He predicted the august rally. Just saying...

[Anonymous No.52942229]

>>52942192
it isn't every time. Might be a fissure, scared to go to the doctor because I haven't taken the vaccine.

[Anonymous No.52942234]

>>52942192
>Billy Mays here with new Chipotlaway to get the blood out of your underpants when you eat Chipotle!

[Anonymous No.52942235]

>>52942106
Adjusted for '08 dollars JPM/Morgan Stanley still are the kings of the losses.

[Anonymous No.52942247]

New

>>52942242
>>52942242

[Anonymous No.52942252]

>>52942223
The first two weeks were up but august was red overall

[Anonymous No.52942262]

>>52942188
they blew up the entire worth of the company from that incident and had to be bailed out by a communist government. it was a $4billion company that ended facing $8bill in loses. they went all in and lost badly.

[Anonymous No.52942270]

>>52940400
Judging by his hands i would say that it is indeed a chameleon

[Anonymous No.52942283]

>>52941293

Use XMR Monero. There are online therapists who take it. Then, you can be your true self and show your power level, without Jews-psychiatrists prescribing you meds to subdue you.

[Anonymous No.52942285]

>>52942252
nigga yous dumbs. forreal.

[Anonymous No.52942287]

>>52942174
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/symptoms/14612-rectal-bleeding

[Anonymous No.52942374]

>>52942216
Dumbass he literally said he is paid by big money to shill stocks to get bag holders. They arent retarded, they know people inverse them.

[Anonymous No.52942393]

>>52942283
Nobody takes monero lol I knew some retard would say that
POST the proof and I'll send you 50 link

[Anonymous No.52942400]

>>52942374
but boomers don't inverse him. How can they win?

[Anonymous No.52942401]

>>52942285
rude, and wrong too

[Anonymous No.52942530]

>>52942229
Just go to the doctor. Wear a double mask, with HEPA filter (vacuum cleaner bag is what I use for my HEPA filter) if you're scared. Docs are all masked, you'll be fine. They won't pressure you to get vaccinated either, if you're firm.

>t unvaxxed and still masked social distancing neet, never gonna take it either

[Anonymous No.52942537]

>>52942393

https://xmr-psychologist.com/

Sorry, I don't have crypto wallet. Merry Christmas.

[Anonymous No.52943009]

>>52942537
Honestly I'm still too afraid to contact any therapists anyway.

[Anonymous No.52943056]

>>52940292
Everything old is new again...

[Anonymous No.52943121]

>>52941012
Kek I tried to check how deadly that bar was supposed to be and I got absolutely confounded by all the different ways radioactive materials are measured.
I wish someone would just make a layman's measure that was equivalent to how many hours you can be near the thing without getting sick.

[Anonymous No.52943335]

>>52942530
>Mask
Does nothing and everyone knows it
>Unvaxxed
You have a functioning immune system, why are you worried?

[Anonymous No.52943738]

>>52941570
source on the backtest?

[Anonymous No.52943752]

>>52943738
Nope

[Anonymous No.52944439]

Well well well

[Anonymous No.52944544]

>>52942537
>use anonymous cryptocurrency to pay for therapy
LMAO what the fuck

[Anonymous No.52944944]

>>52939654
Not goysloppy/clownworld enough

[Anonymous No.52945580]

>>52941450
I haven't been to one since 1992.

[Anonymous No.52946094]

>>52944439

we're doomed