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im being gangstalked by lizard people

>> No.52927579

Nice.

>> No.52927582

#metoo

>> No.52927595
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Really funny, dad.
Are you gonna penetrate me virtually again?

>> No.52927607

>>52927551
https://www.captchacoin.net/

>> No.52927752

>>52927551
Yes you are and the lizard people have injected you with mind controlling chips and the only way to get rid of them is to open you veins and let a lot of blood drain. The chips are small but if you let out enough blood you will get them

>> No.52927764

>>52927551
Ain't no lizard interested in yo dumbass.

>> No.52927772

>>52927752
How did they implant the chips? I had very little physical contact with these guys. How would they plant a chip?

>> No.52927804

>>52927752
I think this post is breaking the law

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>>52927551

#bump

>He knows

Don't go to sleep tonight OP...

>> No.52928843

>>52927551
>>52927551
Based

>> No.52930230

Kyle Odom?

>> No.52930361

>>52927551
Go somewhere cold. Lizards hate the cold.

>> No.52930369

>>52927551
#metoo
These kikes keep staring at me through my phone lens. They think I don't notice, but I just stopped caring

>> No.52930384
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>>52927551
Anyone have the original alien desert tree picture

>> No.52930412

>>52927551
kek. exciteable lot

>> No.52930414

>>52927551
What does gangstalked mean? what are they doing

>> No.52930419

>>52927551
>>52930414
And how do you know they are reptilian in nature?

>> No.52930431

>>52930384
Who's that guy?

>> No.52930434

>>52930431
Wagie who had enough

>> No.52930449

>>52927551
You aren't important. Nobody cares about you. Nobody needs to stalk a loser like you. You will peter out like ever other loser that "existed".

Seriously, nobody gives a fuck. You aren't important. you aren't on anybody's radar. You're just a retard with an ego too larger for your ford focus.

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>>52927551
What did you do to piss off a lizard?

>> No.52930498
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Guys rank these from most threatening to least.
>Grey aliens
>Nordic
>Reptilians
>Mantis
I'm thinking you better hope it's the nords abducting you

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>> No.52930521

>>52930504
They got him bros

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>>52930498
So long as the inter-cavity resonator frequency oscillation is below several hz.... it's not that bad.

>> No.52930611

>>52930504
>So i just finished going down a rabbit hole about Kyle Odom. I read his full 43 page manifesto. The dude was smart as fuck. Going for his masters in genetics. Tried living a normal life. Self aware. Claimed to be 100% sane.

He claimed amphibious aliens originally from mars are controlling everything with their technology. These aliens are millions of years ahead of us and their technology consists of using an undiscovered type of wave. These waves can do things like cause hallucinations, make things appear out of nowhere, and communicate among other things.

Another weird thing is that he was living a completely normal life prior to the event that triggered this. What triggered this? He started meditating because school was stressing him out. One time he was in deep trance, he encountered an entity. And ever since that moment, he's claimed that the aliens have been fucking with him.

They've revealed themselves to him. Wouldnt let him sleep. Threatening him. Mocking him. Mentally fucking with him. There's an event where he claims they made a dollar bill appear on his lap. A store he would know people at would randomly have an entire new staff.

He claims they have made things appear out of thin air, they are overly obsessed with sex, they feed on our suffering, and they take over our minds. They are interdimentional, reality bending beings. Gods. One day, he had enough.

Its a long story but he targeted one of these aliens controlling a human. A pastor at the church he regularly attended (because the aliens told him to attend church). He shot him 6 times with a .45 revolver. Striking the man in the back and head. The man survived. And is now an Idaho lawmaker. Kyle was sentenced to 25 years in prison. His manifesto goes into extreme detail. The origins of the aliens, why theyre doing this, how theyre doing it, drawings, lists of names, and specific events of the aliens fucking with him (he claims theyve literally made him spontaneously ejaculate).

>> No.52930633

>>52930611
There was a Florida man who got headshotted and lived - they took a mugshot too. He was assaulting his therapist.

>> No.52930832

>>52927551
Same as anyone else who isn't a lizard person. You're not special.

>> No.52930844

>>52930434
Yoda or Obama?

>> No.52930849

>>52930844
Both yoda an heroes and Obama retired

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>>52927551

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Cats ward of spirits and reptilians. They aren't afraid the same way dogs get. It's why dogs bark and corners and hid under chairs. Cats stand ground and roam their territories day and night

>> No.52930944

>>52930922
kots are reptillian -

>> No.52930955

>>52930922
can confirm, cats cured my reptilian problem

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>>52930944
Their lizard qualities make them more intimidating

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>>52927551
why is there only 1 post by OP, hmm?

>> No.52931385

>>52927551
Gangstalking is actually schizo nonsense

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>>52927551
Are they hot at least?

>> No.52932334

>>52931385
gangstalking is modern global culture.
Everyone is gangstalking everyone else.

I like to learn about the private lives of redditors who share everything about themselves. It's not legally stalking since they are sharing the info publicly. I know this one guy who works at an insurance agency and has two cats and a family and lives in Georgia.

>> No.52933863

>>52927551
shockingly they have left me alone so far
i know that they are keeping tabs on me though.
I think that the elves are keeping me safe if I had to guess
I have positive intentions for the world and its people
also >>52930361 i live in the cold. maybe moving to florida isn't my best idea

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>>52933863
>I think that the elves are keeping me safe if I had to guess
the machine elves?
they don't help people unless there's some connection or greater purpose. be careful, you might be being used for a "joke" in the future.

>> No.52934171

best thread on biz rn