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Women owe me millions of dollars worth of sex. How do I turn this debt into securities and sell it?

>> No.52906765

>>52906752
issue yourself debt certificate, then redeem debt certificate at Lowe's to purchase drain cleaner (tell them to keep the change), go home and chug to see mad gainzzz

>> No.52906851

>>52906752
Easy OP. I’ve been in this situation before.
Go to a bar and find the biggest and blackest gorilla nigger with a hot girl you can find.

Walk up to him and say:

I have millions of dollars of Collaterized Sex obligations, let me fuck your bitch.

>> No.52907054
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>>52906752
you create a website call onlyFan and ask them to join and keep 30% of each transactions

>> No.52907124

>>52906752
my fucking sides are in orbit

>> No.52907129

>>52906752
daily frenminder that all debt that will never be paid is worthless. You can profit off of this as a debtor, but never a creditor.

>> No.52907443

>>52907054
Insane cringe