/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52901623]

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>52900320

[Anonymous No.52901633]

the weekend is here
but the market dumped
it feels like a dog
jumped on me and humped

[Anonymous No.52901648]

>>52901633
POEM
O
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ANON
N
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[Anonymous No.52901654]

EL SANTOS RALLYVAMOS DE CHRISTOS

[Anonymous No.52901659]

What stocks to bonds ratio do you guys see performing best going into the first half of 2023? I think I could do better than 90-10.

[Anonymous No.52901660]

>>52901633
I just found out
That feature man
Is really just
A feature scam

[Anonymous No.52901668]

Look at COSM go, holy Taledo.

[Anonymous No.52901673]

>>52901659
100% cash.

[Anonymous No.52901678]

>>52901634
I will, and it's a commodity, not a failing company. Do you really question the wisdom of buying commodities low? You'd rather buy high like the oiltards?

>>52901627
All you have to do is watch and wait for the right moment, the moment that makes you think "I didn't think it would go this low".

[Anonymous No.52901681]

>>52901654

[Anonymous No.52901683]

>>52901659
I'm buying 2 JEPI and .25 voo every two weeks

[Anonymous No.52901690]

[Anonymous No.52901694]

>>52901668
I had 50 shares at $4 and sold at $65
angrywojak.jpg

[Anonymous No.52901699]

>he thinks that soijak is mexican
oh no no no ralphamalesisters....

[Anonymous No.52901706]

>there are 5 essemgees in the catalog

[Anonymous No.52901714]

>>52901633
For sure, he is gay
Dicks with no condoms, anal
He slurps it all up

[Anonymous No.52901719]

>>52901706
bottom signal?

[Anonymous No.52901723]

Fed lady interview on Bloomberg. Not her though.

[Anonymous No.52901725]

>>52901706
Average stock market activity + dead/crabby crypto market.

[Anonymous No.52901729]

>>52901699

[Anonymous No.52901732]

Real talk, what dips you guys buying this afternoon?

[Anonymous No.52901738]

Down 2%. I guess Santa Rally is a bust.

[Anonymous No.52901743]

>>52901714
I always just assumed he outlived his wife. Now it all makes sense.

[Anonymous No.52901749]

>>52901738
>Not believing in Santa
That's how you'll end up with bags of coal on December 25th.

[Anonymous No.52901754]

>>52901633
You just know

[Anonymous No.52901763]

>>52901754

[Anonymous No.52901767]

Power Hour lil Bobo

[Anonymous No.52901771]

>>52901754
I'm actually very allergic to dogs. If I YJK'd one, my lungs could close up and I'd die

[Anonymous No.52901775]

Santa seems to have arrived.
Green until New years.

[Anonymous No.52901779]

you didn't habeeb it.
>>52899875

[Anonymous No.52901782]

Seems like brokers are liquidating call options, next comes the deep itm puts

[Anonymous No.52901783]

>>52901767
It's working!

[Anonymous No.52901787]

>>52901719
SPY bobo anon here. Like I said in last thread, I inversed /biz/ and bought SPY calls at $381. So I’m a mumu now. Am I the only one who thinks we’ll retest $388-$390 next week. The market overreacted today. Holding calls till at least next week. Up ~20% right now. Always inverse retail sentiment, pretend you’re a rich hedgie who hates poor Goyim.

[Anonymous No.52901788]

>a gravitational pull upward

[CoffeeGang No.52901796]

>>52901767
shorrt covering. down we go next week.

[Anonymous No.52901799]

>>52901771
>Mandatory breathplay

[Anonymous No.52901801]

>go to park for walk
>group of black dudes stand at edge of lake eating
>finish eating, throw all their plastic in the lake
>Everytime

At least my pits were sold for a profit today. Fuck this gay ass country.

[Anonymous No.52901802]

>>52901749
If I was bag holding coal I would probably be up

[Anonymous No.52901807]

>>52901801
>walking around blacks

[Anonymous No.52901816]

>>52901801
You should have shouted nigger at the top of your lungs and Naruto ran out of there.

[Anonymous No.52901822]

>>52901801
Does the US Army give troops the dog mask or do they buy it on their own?

[Anonymous No.52901825]

I guess this isn’t so bad

[Anonymous No.52901840]

>>52901822
the dog mask is standard issue, it's the armor plates they have to buy on their own

[Anonymous No.52901841]

>>52901623
Do you think the market will be ever free from manipulation?

[Anonymous No.52901842]

why can’t I just DCA TQQQ at these levels

[CoffeeGang No.52901844]

look at the gravity... no buying after these algo shorrt coverrring pumps...
we should rally from here?
no i dont think so

[Anonymous No.52901846]

capitulate bobocucks

[Anonymous No.52901849]

>>52901841
Money is king in the market. Whoever has the most can decide where it should go.

[Anonymous No.52901853]

>>52901801
At least he waited until he retired to tell everyone he was a pervert

[Anonymous No.52901865]

>>52901844
>look at the gravity.
Are you on drugs?

[Anonymous No.52901866]

>>52901844
you forgot to ask one person: me

[Anonymous No.52901868]

i thought there was record gamma bomma on the year end quad witching that was gonna make the hidden tigers pounce on the vix or something I am dissapoint

[Anonymous No.52901870]

I should have bought COSM this morning

[Anonymous No.52901874]

>>52901822
It’s a redesign of the M40 protective mask and it is issued to them.

[Anonymous No.52901876]

>>52901870
i should have bought more and held

[Anonymous No.52901883]

Yooooo my calls

[Anonymous No.52901886]

Do you actually make money?

[Anonymous No.52901890]

>>52901846
Give me a thirty cent drop and I'll exit.

[Anonymous No.52901891]

Market won’t stop going down until they disable shorting like in 2008. Then the Algos will be forced to change direction.

Prove me wrong?

[Anonymous No.52901893]

won't close my shorts till we hit the october low, sorry, but I just won't

[Anonymous No.52901896]

>>52901842
Be careful taking a long position in stuff like TQQQ, anon. It’s a 3x leveraged ETF and is rebalanced constantly. Only meant for swing trades and not something long term. There’s a time decay even if you buy shares. Just buy VOO instead if you want exposure to growth.

[Anonymous No.52901908]

Why on gods green earth would a firm ever charge under the overnight rate for margin interest? Isn’t that just asking for somebody to take out a huge amount of money to make a free buck loaning that out at the overnight rate?

[Anonymous No.52901909]

SPY CALLS

[Anonymous No.52901910]

I'm not a regular /biz/fag and only rarely post here

do you think the world economy is fucked for the next few years, also with China probably attacking Taiwan soon and everything? or am I gonna be fine buying S&P 500 every month?

[Anonymous No.52901911]

>>52901633
After doing some research for you poemanon, I think I found the perfect solution. There's a free website called
>fdating
>dot
>com
That will help you become a success story just like this guy. You're welcome. Now buy some jam.

[Anonymous No.52901915]

>>52901891
You could be right or wrong

[Anonymous No.52901917]

>>52901883
Yea buddy.

[Anonymous No.52901925]

This is the most bullish TSLA news I have ever read.

[Anonymous No.52901929]

>>52901910
santa is coming to town and hes giving us a rally

[Anonymous No.52901934]

Santa Claus is coming to town. Santa Clause is coming to townnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[Anonymous No.52901936]

>>52901896
THIS
I made this bad mistake and will be holding for a long time

[Anonymous No.52901938]

COSM really is gonna hit $20 today

[Anonymous No.52901939]

Anyone's got insight on why these ratio runup seem to always happen between noon and 1pm?

[Anonymous No.52901940]

COSM ALMOST HITTING 20. BE CAREFUL FRENS.

[Anonymous No.52901946]

Calls calls calls

[Anonymous No.52901954]

>tried to buy something to catch the rally
>bought a tech 3x ETF but it has china shit in it.
gimped myself.

[Anonymous No.52901955]

>>52901886
Of course, thousands of dollars a day. Every day.

[Anonymous No.52901957]

>>52901886
Yes I started this portfolio two weeks ago with first $200 then another $200. I buy cheap commodity futures and sell them back a bit less cheap.

[Anonymous No.52901959]

>>52901946

[CoffeeGang No.52901960]

>>52901866
its fine mumu...
i never expectet u to understand.

[Anonymous No.52901966]

>>52901940
How tf did I miss this shit goddammit

[Anonymous No.52901968]

>>52901668
How the fuxk do i pick and find stocks like this before they take off

[Anonymous No.52901970]

at least I caught the dip and snagged two jepi shares today

[Anonymous No.52901978]

>>52901966
To be fair, you should have been in an hour ago. Or two. Plenty to be made even if you didnt catch it in the AM.

[Anonymous No.52901985]

I really should have bought cosm this morning

[Anonymous No.52901996]

>>52901960
>Bag secured soon

[Anonymous No.52901997]

>>52901957
As if your $400 account was cleared for (real) futures contract trading...
You know what margin is?

[Anonymous No.52902001]

>>52901978
I got busy at work and couldn't look at /smg/ for awhile

[Anonymous No.52902002]

>>52901985
there will be another stock doing stupid shit on another day

[Anonymous No.52902004]

>>52901911
Poem anon don't! I have reason to believe there is semen in those jams!

[Anonymous No.52902005]

I'm not giving out any predictions cause "THEY wil want to fuck it up. But we all know whats happening next. FIGHTING!

[Anonymous No.52902008]

>>52901911
Here’s a tasty one in Hrvatska

[Anonymous No.52902010]

wtf is going on with cosm, 440% increase in 1 day

[Anonymous No.52902012]

Oh no bottombros, did we lose?

[Anonymous No.52902014]

>>52901957
Ahahah holy shit pooland bros not like this

[Anonymous No.52902025]

>>52901842
You can. Triple leverage index ETFs vastly outperform their base indexes which outperform everything else. Just keep DCAing through this tightening cycle and you'll be a millionaire in 10 years. If you have any chance of pissing yourself and cashing out at 99% drawdowns you shouldn't go beyond 2x leverage. The optimal LETF strategy is buy and delete your password.

>>52901896
Reddit tier disinfo. Bull ETFs have no time decay and SPY outperforms VOO. VOO is for wannabe clever midwit retards, midwit ground zero if you will.

[Anonymous No.52902026]

COSM hit $20

[Anonymous No.52902030]

I don't like black people

[Anonymous No.52902033]

>>52902030
MODS

[CoffeeGang No.52902039]

>>52901996
i think the plan went as expected.
Good job BoBro

[Anonymous No.52902040]

>>52901997
It's CFD on futures, it's not real futures, it's better (smaller contract sizes, more leverage, more liquidity because you're trading against your broker). You'll Americowards don't have trade CFDs.

>>52902014
>laughing at someone who's up +24% in two weeks
I call this just dipping a toe

[Anonymous No.52902041]

>>52902008
>slav women are used to getting beaten
>poem anon tends to punch things when he gets angry
Seems like a match made in heaven

[Anonymous No.52902050]

>>52901911
That also seems like a good way to end up kidnapped and tortured to death

[Anonymous No.52902052]

DONT BE A FOOL. TAKE YOUR GAINS AND GO.

[Anonymous No.52902053]

Power hour turning a bit sour

[Anonymous No.52902058]

>>52902026
Don't fomo don't fomo don't fomo don't fomo

[Anonymous No.52902059]

>>52902030
It's fine nobody judges you for your preferences

[Anonymous No.52902064]

>>52902041
kek

[Anonymous No.52902065]

>>52902004
I'm trying to help him put his semen in a bride. He will repay me in jams. Maybe I'll make a profile with his image from rockers interview and help him start it out.

[Anonymous No.52902067]

>>52902058
If you buy/hold COSM over the weekend you're an absolute madman.

[Anonymous No.52902069]

You better watch out
You better not Short
You better not Sell
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
He's making all the bears cry
He's checking bears out twice
He's gonna find out who's been shorting and selling
Santa Claus is coming to town
He sees you when you're shorting.
And he knows when you're making money
He knows if you've been shorting or not
So be good bull for goddess grace.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsyxFkYZ-aU

[Anonymous No.52902071]

I'm holding my puts despite making at the peak almost 10k (roughly a 70% increase of my total account). Now we either gap up or down Monday.

[Anonymous No.52902084]

Is now the the im3 to buy spy calls?? Is going to to bleed further??

[Anonymous No.52902101]

>>52902058
It's a gamma squeeze. This will crash next week.

[CoffeeGang No.52902117]

what a finale today...
insane fireworks

[Anonymous No.52902133]

>>52902101
It will crash at sometime soon. Earnings recession. Good time to load up on shorts if you are bearish, but watch out for white swans. They will get you bears in a violently ugly delight. You know?

[Anonymous No.52902136]

>cosm at 24
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.52902143]

>>52901623
>there are still anons who are unironically bullish despite spy getting rejected at 400
Are you just trying to fuck with newfags or what?

[Anonymous No.52902148]

wtf was that???

[Anonymous No.52902149]

One of the more Jewish weeks in recent memory. See you Monday.

[Anonymous No.52902150]

>Epic quad witching opex gamma unclench
>SPY down only 1%
k den

[Anonymous No.52902164]

>>52902149
This was the last jewish week of the year.
Next week is all Christian.

[Anonymous No.52902167]

>>52902136
Why did no one shill that here?

[Anonymous No.52902177]

>>52902164
>christian
Catholic*

[Anonymous No.52902181]

What I’m swinging

[Anonymous No.52902182]

>>52902150
Well this isn't crypto, it's not like it's going to dump 50% in one day

[CoffeeGang No.52902184]

what a nice day.
Have a nice weekend BoBros, see ya back on monday for more jewish madness.

[Anonymous No.52902187]

>>52902164
Also, the Solstice is Wednesday. Let's go sunbros!

[Anonymous No.52902190]

>>52902167
there was a guy that shilled it here 30 min before open when it was at like 3 dollars.

[Anonymous No.52902193]

>>52902133
You don't even know what white swans and black swans are, you fucking retard. A black swan is a rare, unpredictable event and a white swan is an ordinary, unremarkable event.

[Anonymous No.52902202]

>>52902177
Honestly I don't know the difference.

[Anonymous No.52902205]

Christmas are near anons. Have you managed to beat S&P this year?

[Anonymous No.52902207]

>>52902025
Complete garbage advice. You are either really stupid or really lucky (perhaps both) to not have been burned by leveraged bull ETF’s. They absolutely do have a time decay, it’s called ‘volatility decay’ because they’re rebalanced. Read a god damn book kek.
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/investing/121515/why-3x-etfs-are-riskier-you-think.asp

[Anonymous No.52902218]

>>52902190
But it was under $.25 most of the week lol.

[Anonymous No.52902220]

Wishing everyone a good weekend. Make the most of it.

[Anonymous No.52902229]

>>52902202
Catholics kneel to everything
Christians kneel to christ

[Anonymous No.52902230]

>>52902220
I am up to NNN+15.5, so I will NOT be enjoying it that way

[Anonymous No.52902235]

>>52902205
Yeah about 15% higher year to date, still down 3.4% overall since January.

[Anonymous No.52902237]

That wasn't so bad.

[Anonymous No.52902239]

have you been good this year, anon?

[Anonymous No.52902242]

>>52902218
25:1 reverse split today

[Anonymous No.52902244]

>>52901659
I have about $250k. 100% JEPI, 0% anything else

[Anonymous No.52902254]

TeslaBros...

Looks like Elon has abandoned this Fucking company. The Shorts are Fucking all over this stock right now.

Get out while ye can MotherFuckers! You will be made to Fucking pay out if you keep holding. You don't even Fucking have a CEO right now? Elon is Fucking checked out!

[Anonymous No.52902255]

>>52902205
the only thing i beat this year was mah meat

[Anonymous No.52902261]

comfy cash ganger here
can't wait to buy your cheapies next week

[Anonymous No.52902265]

Kek i wonder how many mumus fell for the scam " pump" hour . I know there is some of you who bought spy calls and got rekt by the red candle

[Anonymous No.52902268]

>>52902193
You don't even know what you are talking about faggot. White swan causes markets make wild upswings. Most of them were predicted by ME. MANY MANY TIMES. I will no longer make any predictions because faggot like you don't deserve to make money because you are FUCKING STUPID! hahahah

[Anonymous No.52902272]

>>52901668
Explain where it even came from and how you found it. Only recently showed back up in these threads and I remember this kinda stuff was common in 2020.

One heavy investment on something like this and I'd be at 6 figures at least

[Anonymous No.52902274]

>>52902239
>1957 was 65 years ago

[Anonymous No.52902278]

>>52901660
how is he a scam

[Anonymous No.52902282]

dubs, and we make new lows next week

[Anonymous No.52902289]

>>52902205
>Have you managed to beat S&P this year?
This was one of the easiest years in my trading history to beat "the market". Could've done nothing at all except hold cash. I did make some gains though.

[Anonymous No.52902292]

i hope you anons made money today, i sure did. shorted TSLA again today, trying out yet another new strategy. so far, it worked i'm just not sure if i can keep it up. i'm not keen on intraday trading, i prefer long term plays. i might try buying dips on earnings coming up and then short immediately after. that said, i've been bearish for the later half of the year, and i'm even more bearish now. anyone that believes in a pivot is still retarded and i hope they get what they fucking deserve. curious to see what this so called santa rally might bring this year.

[Anonymous No.52902293]

>>52902008
>35
>divorced
don't recommend women whose lives are already over

[Anonymous No.52902294]

>>52902025
>we had a decade of nonstop growth therefore the next decade is gonna be nonstop growth too
Leveraged ETF strategy doesn't work in choppy market.

[Anonymous No.52902297]

weekends are so boring since no stock market

[Anonymous No.52902298]

>>52902207
> They absolutely do have a time decay, it’s called ‘volatility decay’ because they’re rebalanced.
Dumb fucking Redditor midwit doesn't know the difference between time and volatility decay. Stack your VOO garbage and shut up peasant.

[Anonymous No.52902303]

haha get fucked, my $400 portfolio just reached $500
>b-but it's only a 3 digit portfolio
what do you want me to start with, 5 digits like a retard? I'll add more later, if you're not sure of yourself you start small

[Anonymous No.52902304]

>Continuing to slurp SOXL

[Anonymous No.52902307]

Happy I bought the generational bottom.
>>52902282
Kek. Why don't you take next week off, bobo.

[CoffeeGang No.52902309]

>>52902254
lol even if its just after hours,

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[Anonymous No.52902311]

>>52902002
And most of us will likely only know of it when it has already gone 10x. You think anyone here is gonna all in after it already that? Anyone whp got in at 30 cents literally got over a 300x return assuming they sold near today's peak. Wish i can find something like this before it goes vertical

[Anonymous No.52902312]

come on guys, don't become the thing we used to mock

[Anonymous No.52902336]

>>52902293
I would normally agree if she had children from the marriage. No children, no ties to ex. Basically a do over. (Provided she is not lying)

[Anonymous No.52902343]

>>52902336
>Provided she is not lying

[Anonymous No.52902344]

>>52902265
Didn't buy calls but eat my asshole

[Anonymous No.52902347]

>>52902336
No children at 35 and after a marriage is a red flag in of itself.

[Anonymous No.52902358]

>>52902190
Doesnt count. Thats like those shills who only show up after a stock already 5x telling you its a good idea. Oh yeah youre so smart, so why didnt you tell us prior to the 5x? Youre not just trying eek out a few more 100% gains off us right? Kek

>>52902218
This. Wish it was lile 2020 and 2021 where the shills shilled before it already multipled by a large amount

[Anonymous No.52902364]

although thinking about it, i guarantee there's been at least one or two 90day cast members who have posted on 4chinz

[Anonymous No.52902379]

>>52902336
>slavic
>woman
>not a liar
you're so naive its giving me a hard on

[Anonymous No.52902382]

>>52902268
You don't even know what white swans and black swans are, you fucking retard. A black swan is a rare, unpredictable event and a white swan is an ordinary, unremarkable event. You are so fucking stupid you made up a fake assumption because "hurr white good black bad" and now you're so butthurt about being wrong you're claiming the market's average, everyday behavior is making wild upswings.

[Anonymous No.52902386]

>>52902272
>One heavy investment on something like this and I'd be at 6 figures at least
Or you would wreck yourself on a low liquidity shitcoin-tier stock. Which do you think is more likely?

[Anonymous No.52902394]

>>52902309
Another 52 Week low for Tesla...

They just keep blowing through a new one like every day. Retail Lite Kek What is Fucking happening to your stock?

[Anonymous No.52902409]

Today, I got a junkmail coupon for a free waxing from EWCZ. Can you believe this company is public?
What hair should I get removed?

[Anonymous No.52902417]

>>52902294
Works great when done passively, back tested to before the Great Depression. Trader scum who think they're smarter than the entire stock market combined and try to time things are who loses money on index LETFs. Then they lobby for mandatory FUD from brokers and spam bad blog articles to dissuade people from using LETFs effectively. Why do you think Blackrock and Citadel own everything?

[Anonymous No.52902423]

>>52902382
>white good black bad
To be fair, this is a fairly reliable heuristic.

[CoffeeGang No.52902444]

>>52902394
a great oportuníty to buy XD

[Anonymous No.52902445]

I woke up with tinnitus yesterday and it hasn't gone away. Am I too old now? I wear headphones but the volume was never that loud.
please :stopmusic:

[Anonymous No.52902452]

>>52902409
Come on poemanon. Help me help you. All it will cost you is your investment in jams. We WILL find you a mail order bride.

[CoffeeGang No.52902465]

>>52902445
go outside, calm down, distract urself.
drink enough water.
maybe a aspirin to thin your blood.

if it doesnt go away seek help at ur doctor.

[Anonymous No.52902467]

>>52902187

[Anonymous No.52902469]

>>52902417
You are 100% in UPRO then, right? Show us your portfolio anon.

[Anonymous No.52902475]

>>52902272
I didn't find it or shill it, I only saw it at the end of the day and put it on my watch list and it just kept going up.

[Anonymous No.52902476]

>>52902452
To be honest, I don't actually like jam. If I'm eating toast, it's just going to have butter on it

[Anonymous No.52902483]

>>52902336
Kek. You met a woman like this and are just trying to reassure yourself arent you? Not a chance id date that woman

[Anonymous No.52902504]

>>52902469
You seem to be lost. Your ignorant ass belongs on /r/investing, not /biz/

[Anonymous No.52902516]

>>52902386
>friday meme was ELEVEN years ago
>there was a time when a single meme on youtube could grab all attention on internet
>its degraded into tiktok clone and lame suggestions

It was better then why'd the brocooli heads ruin the fun?

[Anonymous No.52902530]

>>52902476
Well your future Ukrainian refugee wife will

[Anonymous No.52902542]

>>52902409
Wax butthole. Post results

[Anonymous No.52902549]

>>52902542
Ha, that's actually not on the list of options:
>bikini line, underarm, nose, ear, brow, or upper, middle or lower back

[Anonymous No.52902553]

>>52902382

White Swan events are what I call white swan events. Deal with it faggot. HAHAHA

I will use white swan term how I want to use it. Faggot. Keep crying cause you a little baby swan who gets offended when I use the term WHITE SWAN. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHhA

WHITE SWAN!

WHITE SWAN!

WHITE SWAN!

WHITE SWAN!

WHITE SWAN!

[Anonymous No.52902560]

Another friday alone.At least i made gains shorting moderna..

[Anonymous No.52902571]

>>52902382
>white good black bad
Yes.

[Anonymous No.52902575]

>>52902386
If I jump in early enough before it even goes up 10%, then Im unlikely to get wrecked like that. Going all in when it already went 5x is a bad idea.

I really need to make it asap. I do not want to get back in the wage cage. However from what I gathered from the fed notes, it seems were gonna be in a bear market for the next year too. Id bet down but I know how these algos behave and not about to get wrecked with a scam movement

[Anonymous No.52902583]

>>52902298
Get the fuck off my thread anon. You have to leave.

[Anonymous No.52902605]

>>52902475
Annoying seeing that happen isnt it. It already went up a ton so too much hesitancy on even jumping in. Only to see it go 3x after that. Albeit anyone early on it got over a 300x on it. 300x! Jeeez free from the wage cage all in one move. Id have a few million with a small investment if I jumped in before it first pumped a few days ago.

[Anonymous No.52902610]

>>52902583
You first kike.

[Anonymous No.52902619]

I bought RXD and shorted GL, not even sure why I did but I'll see how it goes

[Anonymous No.52902644]

>>52902583
Cramer claimed this morning that Bambi (1942) was an allegory of the holocaust.... Walt Disney was a Nazi sympathizer

[Anonymous No.52902652]

Really weird what happened with COSM today. Reverse split was announced yesterday AH and happened today at market preopen and CUSIP number changed at the same time. Bagholders from yesterday were locked out of selling their bags. 113 million shares traded when the float was reduced to 4.6 millions. Massive volume in premarket; algo short selling because they weren't updated to know about the overnight split

[Anonymous No.52902672]

>>52902272
They just did a 1:25 REVERSE stock split. The bad kind for failing trash companies to remain OTC. Absolute scam pump and dump already down 40% in 30 minutes after hours.

[Anonymous No.52902682]

>>52902583
>my thread

[Anonymous No.52902701]

>>52902652
I just put money in and number go up.

[Anonymous No.52902706]

I love how LINK is in the ponzi section and chainspinkers aren't even noticing in here

[Anonymous No.52902717]

>>52901623
SOXL SISTERS
MAKE A WISH!

[Anonymous No.52902735]

>>52902652
Nothing weird at all. It's an absolutely textbook, blatantly obvious pump and dump with bots and retards shilling it everywhere. These happen all the time, this is what it looks like.

[Anonymous No.52902785]

we've entered the CRAB phase Charlie Uniform Charlie Kilo

[Anonymous No.52902789]

>>52902717
I wish SOXL drops another 50% in the next month.

My pits are printing today.

Pic related.

[Anonymous No.52902823]

>>52902682
>Jerome, I…

[Anonymous No.52902845]

>>52902823

[Anonymous No.52902933]

>TSLA down hugely
>S&P down
>ARKK flat

wtf is this shit I thought TSLA was a huge part of ARKK

[Anonymous No.52902948]

neither the fed nor the jews will stop the santa rally in my pants

Christmas in 1 more week bros

[Anonymous No.52902970]

>mfw we crash even harder Monday

[Anonymous No.52902990]

Is inflation a fiscal or monetary phenomenon?

[Anonymous No.52902999]

>>52902990
It's a semetic phenomenon

[Anonymous No.52903007]

>>52902735
Now how do you find it before those bots jump aboard. Imagine jumping in and these bots just carry you out of the wagecage.

[Anonymous No.52903016]

>>52902933
I had to check. It's super-diversified. I thought AAPL would be the largest holding since that one stock is virtually propping up the entire stock market.
But no, Zoom is the largest ARKK holding.

[Anonymous No.52903040]

>>52902933
Cathie sold a lot of TSLA to rebalance into even shittier stocks.

[Anonymous No.52903060]

>>52903040
Kek i thought this positipn look familiar, tool time Wilson

[Anonymous No.52903062]

what the next big market event? cpi/fomc feb?

[Anonymous No.52903101]

>>52903062
Next week,check the economic calendar

[Anonymous No.52903113]

>>52903062
Earnings recession. Or if we get a real black swan event that will force the fed to pivot. If not we may have one or two more rate hikes the most left. Once the fed pauses people will flood into Gold, BTC, Commodities, Bonds and lastly tech sector stocks.

We may get another melt up. Or We may not.

[Anonymous No.52903114]

>>52903101
>check the economic calendar
The what?

[Anonymous No.52903119]

OH NO THE STOCK THE IS WORTH ALL THE MARKETCAPS OF EVERY SINGLE CAR COMPANY PLUS A FEW HUNDRED BILLION IS RED

[Anonymous No.52903158]

>>52903007
> Now how do you find it before those bots jump aboard.
Impossible without insider knowledge. Securities news goes through monitored channels, bots parsed the reverse stock split article and slapped a mark of death on the ticker within seconds of it going live on the internet. Reverse stock split is generally the worst possible news next to bankruptcy.

> Imagine jumping in and these bots just carry you out of the wagecage.
Yeah, every pig is dreaming of easy gains which is why retail jumps into these pump and dumps. The insiders holding the stock aren't allowed to sell it that fast and it will never reach the same heights again. Everybody but the pre-market short sellers and a few very disciplined day traders gets fucked, forever. Many baggies are born every time this happens.

[Anonymous No.52903161]

Applied to another Junior Trader job today. Recruiters still searching for competent Accounting managers in my area but I specifically don't want to be in accounting anymore. Would rather continue neeting and reload the retail day trading account and try again with better risk management than go back into accounting. Also requested some info from a prominent university in my area. I feel like my accounting and retail trading background should be enough to land me an entry level position over some zoomies fresh out of school. But they also don't have a history of schizo posting here so idk. To get onto a trading desk at a reputable organization what do I need education wise? I already have a BS and MS in accounting, but I requested info from the school about applied statistics MS, applied and computational mathematics MS, an MBA, and a finance MS. Not really sure what degree would help me get a trading gig the most or if my antisemitism here already disqualifies me automatically. I would rather kms than go back into accounting.

[Anonymous No.52903183]

What's the deal with the weird crab salad today?

[Anonymous No.52903188]

i don't want to make a thread for this but can someone explain a financially illiterate frog how stocks are any different from crypto's governance tokens i.e. tokens with no real utility whatsoever?

[Anonymous No.52903212]

>>52903114
>>Calendars
>https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
>https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
>https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
>https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
>https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
Alas the early bhenchod baker does not include the calendar section is his OP.

[Anonymous No.52903214]

>>52903188
>how stocks are any different from crypto's governance tokens
Our overlords are willing to send young men to their deaths to defend stock prices.

[Anonymous No.52903237]

So, let me get this straight

>Fed: "We're going to raise rates 50 basis points
>Stock Market: *Rallies* (maybe he won't do it! CPI is cooling off maybe he'll become dovish!!!)
>FOMC: "We're raising rates 50 basis points, like we said we would"
>Stock Market:

[Anonymous No.52903257]

>>52903113
>Santa rally soon
>We may get another melt up. Or We may not.
Which one is it?

[Anonymous No.52903260]

>>52903237
bulls are addicted to the post 2008 QE money printer

[Anonymous No.52903264]

https://www.semafor.com/article/12/16/2022/elon-musks-team-is-seeking-new-investors-for-twitter

[Anonymous No.52903267]

COSM is down nearly 50% in after hours, lol.

[Anonymous No.52903268]

>>52903188
Stocks are fake and gay, but commodities are real. And LEAN HOG CHADS! We are back!

[Anonymous No.52903270]

>>52903214
that's actually pretty based ngl. idk why the fuck anyone would ever willingly join an indentured servitude job (you can't just "leave" the US military, and going AWOL comes with stiff penalties) where you high chance of fucking dying or being maimed/PTSD, but i fucking salute them for it. better them than me at my comf tech job.

[Anonymous No.52903277]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52903282]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52903291]

>>52903267
this has to be the biggest bull bait I've seen all year
literally a 1500% pump and then dump

[Anonymous No.52903295]

>>52903212
Oh OP links? I've never looked at a single one since I came here in 2019. Lol.

[Anonymous No.52903296]

>>52903260
in all fairness: you say this as though it's not coming back at the early convenience. as soon as the Ukraine war ends we QE again, and that's gonna be within '23, just you wait.

[Anonymous No.52903306]

Monday next week could get bloody as all hell

[Anonymous No.52903307]

>>52903183
OPEX, happened the last couple of weeks.

[Anonymous No.52903313]

>>52903296
>as soon as the Ukraine war ends we QE again, and that's gonna be within '23, just you wait.
>implying that's whats causing it
the problem is the fed hiking rates which isn't going to stop until inflation cools

[Anonymous No.52903343]

>>52903188
Buying stocks is lending a company your money so they can put it to work doing something productive, they get your raw cash to do something. Profits are factored back into the stock price and it goes up when the company actually does something for the world. Crypto does nothing and is betting on another fool being retarded enough to buy the shitcoin off you for more than you bought it. This is why people talk about fundamentals, stocks with good fundamentals that actually make money aren't getting wrecked nearly as bad as ponzi scheme zombie companies that have never made a dollar in their entire existence.

[Anonymous No.52903347]

>>52903291
these types of run up into the close are not traps. they are driven by hedging and covering. once market close, the hedge get dumped

[Anonymous No.52903354]

>>52903295
i wish christians would stop quoting the Bible as if it is objective fact and not written by humans who want to control other humans for thousands of years.

[Anonymous No.52903368]

Remember back in March 2020 when the entire market would go +/- 10% every single day?
How long until we can see that type of action again?

[Anonymous No.52903370]

>>52903188
stock is ownership of a company
you literally own a part of the company
other people will want that company when it does well and you even get dividend payments sometimes
you also buy into the debt and lose everything when it goes under
it's reward profit created from risk

crypto is you owning nothing

[Anonymous No.52903372]

>>52903313
inflation would cool if putin would stop being a gigantic faggot nationalist. honestly the world would be a much better place if all of the boomers immediately died right now, right this instant, all at once. here we are, millenials and zoomers, ready to lead the way to world peace, and boomers gotta boom, fucking us Y ET AGAIN. YES I AM FUCKING MAD! :3

[Anonymous No.52903383]

>>52903372
>your average robinhood investor

[Anonymous No.52903391]

>Credit card debt skyrocketing

>Savings rates at all time lows

How much longer until this Jupiter sized bubble pops?

[Anonymous No.52903398]

>>52903372
>Slava Jewkr-ACK!

[Anonymous No.52903399]

>>52903296

It will but only when the economy is significantly more fucked. Bulls keep trying to "price in" a dip and the subsequent printing and jump over the pit.

Problem is: if we don't actually go down into the gutter, we don't get the unemployment spike the fed wants. The stock price action itself is the goal of rate hikes and QT, not a side effect, because it's needed to crush demand, and bulls remain very stupid about this.

[Anonymous No.52903407]

>>52903383
i use TD Ameritrade. im in my 30's with a 6 figure portfolio.

[Anonymous No.52903412]

>>52903270
>you can't just "leave" the US military
Assuming the brown people don't kill you you come back home get free schooling and then go work for a three letter agency and spend your days kicking in doors of "criminals" and your nights watching goyball and drinking goyslurp

[Anonymous No.52903414]

>>52903391
>How much longer until this Jupiter sized bubble pops?
6 months maximum.

[Anonymous No.52903418]

>>52903407
post it or stfu

[Anonymous No.52903423]

>>52903398
to be fair, he can't win. anyone who's informed about the situation knows this is clear. it's only a question of how he will lose. quietly, or by nuking the world in a tantrum.

[Anonymous No.52903426]

>>52903347
COSM has no options available, nobody's hedging anything. That's pure, organic retail retards buying garbage at hilarious prices. FOMO at its finest.

[Anonymous No.52903432]

Is there a specific portal you have to visit in order to consolidate your TDA account into your Schwab one? I have 2 TDA accounts and 1 Schwab one and want to make sure when everything is finished I only have 1 Schwab account with all my stuff in it.

[Anonymous No.52903433]

>>52903370
>nothing
The natural state of things

[Anonymous No.52903440]

>>52903418
absolutely seething, i love it. let me guess: 4 figure jealousy? im not surprised. hopefully you're young at least. you still have plenty of time, anon! buy the cheapies during this bear market! when you get to my age you can get 6 figures too!

[Anonymous No.52903442]

>>52903347
check again this is a pure retail pump and dump shitting on novice day traders

[Anonymous No.52903457]

>BBBY is back to 1995 price levels barely 3 years after it went public
we literally cannot go lower

[Anonymous No.52903461]

>>52903257
Santa rally is a rally is the last week of December sometimes through mid Jan... Melt up is SPY 500+.. Not the same thing brother.

[Anonymous No.52903467]

>>52903423
Go back

[Anonymous No.52903471]

>>52903237
Most of retail does not appear to have a systemic approach to valuation
Line go up = i feel good and buy more.
Line go down = I feel bad, who is manipulating this market?

bad news like "the fed is raising 50 bps" is meaningless besides "is it priced in yet so line go up?" They seem incapable of understanding the idea that line could go down. After all, line never goes down twice in a row, it already went down.

[Anonymous No.52903479]

>Bobos in this bear market

[Anonymous No.52903480]

>>52903426
lmao. look at pre market volume. This stock had a float of 4.6 million and baggies from yesterday were prevented from selling by their brokers. So where did all those share come from?

[Anonymous No.52903481]

>only 5 posts about BBBY on wallstreetbets the last month
>none for almost 3 weeks now
did all the bed bath and retards an hero?

[Anonymous No.52903483]

>>52903461
>gook poster

Spy 200 confirmed

[Anonymous No.52903497]

I'm finally on team Bobo and completely supportive of Jerome Powell crashing the world economy. I realized that people are so miserable to deal with nowadays because they've had access to easy money for way too long. Take for example predatory home builders that will purposely build your house with major mistakes so that you'll cancel the contract and they can then sell the house themselves for more money. Or landlords mercilessly raising rent to take advantage of housing shortages. Greed has made everyone an asshole and it needs to stop. Powell needs to crash the world economy. It's the only way people will become humble again.

[Anonymous No.52903499]

>>52903471
this is the main reason DCA bros always win
people buy when its high and panic sell when its low

[Anonymous No.52903516]

>>52903426
Check out MAXR for a contrast to COSM. +124% today, but only down -0.52% after hours.

[Anonymous No.52903521]

>>52903257
Melt up is SPY 500+
Santa rally is a rally in the last week of December sometimes through mid Jan.

You have to be flexible in this market. Willing to change your analysis in an instant notice. Otherwise you will get swept under the sea of financial death. The market is a wild storm and the tide is always changing.

[Anonymous No.52903534]

>>52903461
why is the kpop spammer always deleting his posts like a sperg

[Anonymous No.52903543]

whatever happened with that cannabis vending machine crowdfunding thing?

[Anonymous No.52903546]

>>52903521
>Willing to change your analysis in an instant notice
Couldn't have been very good analysis then. Sounds like goombling to me.

[Anonymous No.52903547]

>>52903471
i continue to believe that the only way to win this game is one (or both, like with myself) of the following:

>day trade the most active stocks for only the first hour of each day based on TA. catalysts help but are ultimately unnecessary especially with shit like TSLA or AAPL
>buy and hold good companies with a bright future and superb management (AMD, for example)

that's it. smart people know the cheapies of today will be the multibaggers of tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.52903561]

Bros

I keep buying games on sale for the Switch. But I don’t even have a career yet. I can’t fuck around on video games. I need to be acquiring skills and assets. Send help.

This is bullish for NTDOY

[Anonymous No.52903570]

was that a bullish close for monday? i hope so, i did shit on a final I took today.

[Anonymous No.52903593]

>>52903534
Because he got proved wrong more than once.

[Anonymous No.52903598]

>>52903481
Yes.

meme stocks have been dead for quite some time. should have got in while the gettin' was good. anyone smart knew as soon as robinhood (and other brokers) started banning people from BUYING, but not SELLING, meme stocks, it was over. they cheated. they won. take your profits and get over it. honestly, it would have been the MOASS if they couldn't cheat by banning people from buying, but they did. so it's over. trying being better at trading, like me. i literally sold in the premarket like i was part of the tribe even though im white as a sheet.

[Anonymous No.52903615]

>>52903521
these are women.

[Anonymous No.52903618]

>>52903593
I always assume I'm wrong, it's the only way to make sure I am right.

[Anonymous No.52903626]

>>52903561
I can't really get into buying online console games. If you aren't going to own the physical games what is the point? Just get a PC.

[Anonymous No.52903632]

Amazon workers will go on formal strike for the first time in the UK, per CNBC

Bearish for AMZN?

[Anonymous No.52903673]

>>52903480
> So where did all those share come from?
People with real brokerage accounts that cost more than $0 dollars and treat them like clients instead of pigs ripe for slaughter. If you're going to make up gay butthurt conspiracies instead of studying what actually happened (a textbook pump and dump) then go your company is in the GME threads.

[Anonymous No.52903678]

>sell now for a little loss (TECL), get a pattern day trader restriction, but not otherwise lose the gains I made this week
or
>Hold out for Santa Rally next week, hope tech recoverse but risk a huge leg down
How is it looking next week? Support your answer with TA and whatnot.

[Anonymous No.52903722]

>>52903354
>control
the word youre looking for is help, not control.

[Anonymous No.52903734]

>>52903673
You obviously don't know what you're looking at. pic rel is what a real pump and dump looks like. They take multiple days to play out. Squeezes are not pump and dump.

[Anonymous No.52903741]

>>52903561
for anyone dealing with the self-loathing man of inaction meme: the trick is to realize that we're all mortal, YOLO is true, and there is no God/god(s). and even if there are, there is no way for you to sway their opinion one way or the other about you. once you realize this, you are free to live as you please. then you start actually doing shit instead of just thinking about it, and focus on self-improvement, and you win. that's it.

[Anonymous No.52903761]

>>52903516
Yeah. MAXR got confirmation of a buyout at $53 per share. The stock price instantly adjusted to $53 and stayed there all day. COSM did a reverse stock split, the mark of death, because it is a shit performing stock with probably no future, and baggies bought in because some bots took a dump on stocktwits. Worlds different news.

[Anonymous No.52903775]

HELP ME FEEL GOOD ABOUT MY STOCK POSITION AAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52903783]

>>52903547
>buy and hold good companies with a bright future and superb management
I struggle to identify what a "good" company is anymore. Everything you have ever heard or read about any public company is just somebody's propaganda with an agenda. I don't trust the FA or the TA. I don't trust anything anymore. I have come to the conclusion that anytime you open a position it's a coin toss on whether you win or lose because if you are just a retail goy then you aren't seeing what is going on behind the scenes you arent seeing the true orderflow to make educated trading decisions. You may just so happen to get it right sometimes. But you were right for the wrong reason. It was by chance. It was priced in. It's all priced in.

[Anonymous No.52903795]

>VT had a 3% div yield
How the fuck

[Anonymous No.52903800]

>>52903267
should i feel bad for penny stock gamblers? because i don't.

i prevented my Dad recently from putting 100k into a uranium nuclear penny stock. i feel like i was a good son that day.

[Anonymous No.52903831]

>>52903722
>the word youre looking for is help, not control.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

*breathes in*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.52903832]

>>52903734
> squeeze
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.52903834]

New

>>52903829
>>52903829

[Anonymous No.52903865]

>>52903783
>I struggle to identify what a "good" company is anymore.

Look at AMD. *drops the mic*

[Anonymous No.52903872]

>>52903546
Staying on a sinking boat is a sure way to drown. Cut your losers. Ride the winners. Don't stay loyal to any side. Stay only loyal to your gains. If I believed we were making new lows I would get bearish instantly.

Earnings next month will be exciting... for the bulls and the bears if you choose the right side.

[Anonymous No.52903881]

>>52903831
how has religion not made the world better? it literally invented laws and the court

[Anonymous No.52903905]

>>52903741
>he trick is to realize that we're all mortal
We are animals. Violence is what decides the truth. According to "them".
>once you realize this, you are free to live as you please.
If you really realized this there would be more violence against "them". But you don't really realize it do you?
>then you start actually doing shit instead of just thinking about it
Sure, within the system that "they" used centuries of violence and subversion to establish for their benefit to further their grand tikkun olam plan.

The real redpill is that once you realize you aren't an individual, that individuals don't exist, that we are all user interfaces for the same program, the same code, we are identical in every way, then you stop caring about anything. You stop wanting to bring more "individuals" here. You just want to go back home. Where we belong. We don't belong here.

[Anonymous No.52903934]

>>52903761
>baggies bought in because some bots took a dump on stocktwits
Very interesting. I have never been on Stocktwits (nor do I have any other "social media" at all outside of 4chan, email, and SMS), but I was wondering how anyone knew of this stock and that they "should" buy it to begin with. I imagine in many such places there are circles that form and things get spread to/through/by them, with most of the individuals by far just getting hyped in and spreading it rather than having any personal knowledge/insight/skill. That it occurred via ST didn't occur to me at all, but you've just not only answered my unasked question (how did people learn of COSM at this moment) but also shown me how crucial it is to keep guard against hypes. Much appreciated.

[Anonymous No.52903937]

>>52903872
>Cut your losers. Ride the winners
So long ATM straddles every single fucking day?

[Anonymous No.52903992]

>>52903722
>help
Based but the word you're looking for is save, not just help.

[Anonymous No.52904010]

>>52903881
it did make the world better. but now God is dead and religion is obsolete. we are moving on to a new phase and religion is now holding us back. the important thing was the discovery of Science via Christianity. which then poked holes in the thing that discovered it, for love of Truth. watch some Jordan Peterson lectures and you'll get it.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsoVhKo4UvQ

>>52903905
>We are animals. Violence is what decides the truth. According to "them".
violence is action. we're talking about the self-loathing man of inaction here, i don't get your point anon.

>If you really realized this there would be more violence against "them". But you don't really realize it do you?
im not gonna stick my neck out just to get it chopped off. but you're right.

>Sure, within the system that "they" used centuries of violence and subversion to establish for their benefit to further their grand tikkun olam plan.
you sound buttfrustrated.

>The real redpill is that once you realize you aren't an individual, that individuals don't exist, that we are all user interfaces for the same program, the same code, we are identical in every way, then you stop caring about anything. You stop wanting to bring more "individuals" here. You just want to go back home. Where we belong. We don't belong here.

this is just false. sounds like an anti-life liberal. passing on our genes is the true objective meaning of life, whether you like it or not. what the ultimate goal of that is, who fucking knows, but that's our ultimate objective purpose, again whether you like it or not. have some white babies or kys if you're not white, anon. it's that simple.

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>>52904010
>religion is obsolete
seems stronger than ever when you get over the theist/atheist paradigm.

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>>52904010
>watch some Jordan Peterson lectures
lmao no