/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52898986]

>Live Streams:
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https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>52897910

[Anonymous No.52898998]

>>52898986
nigger

[Anonymous No.52899013]

Listen to blues and not that EDM garbage.

[Anonymous No.52899016]

friendly reminder to get all your dating advice from 4chan, particularly the stock market general on /biz/

[Anonymous No.52899025]

>>52899016

[Anonymous No.52899034]

I regularly date women, sometimes more than one at once.

AMA Reddit :-)

[Anonymous No.52899040]

>>52899016
I have had sex.

[Anonymous No.52899041]

The market pisses on me!

[Anonymous No.52899043]

>>52899013
Never
https://youtu.be/9BHb8rbSzYs

[Anonymous No.52899051]

>>52898971
Poem anon if you weren't like that, I wouldn't like ya. Autism is what brings us all together.

[Anonymous No.52899054]

The stock market is run by a bunch of faggots

[Anonymous No.52899057]

>>52899013
Listen to Gucci and that money making music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pjLA4SrI-c

[Anonymous No.52899061]

>>52899051
>Autism is what brings us all together.
Christ, has there ever been a more true post on 4chin?

[Anonymous No.52899065]

>Hogs were the ultimate stagflation hedge all along

[Anonymous No.52899066]

>>52899016
my hymen regrew!

[Anonymous No.52899071]

>>52899034
those are men

[Anonymous No.52899074]

>>52899016
Long fatties, short BMBL

[Anonymous No.52899079]

stop baking early you fucking mistake

[Anonymous No.52899084]

>>52899051
Thanks. I've been lurking in /htgwg/ on /adv/ and I'm going to go out to try and get laid tonight after the market closes. I'm not even going to open my brokerage account today, I want to be in something approximating a good mood

[Anonymous No.52899087]

>>52899016
should i jeopardize my 20 year friendship to tell my childhood friend i've developed romantic feelings for her?

[Anonymous No.52899088]

And holy shit is DRV about to take off again?

[Anonymous No.52899089]

>>52899065
I just slurped some Lumber

[Anonymous No.52899093]

hey bulltards buy this dipperino

[Anonymous No.52899096]

out of pure instinct I took profit premarket Tuesday and it somehow worked. debating on when I should buy more here. wonder if we'll hit $360 SPY again

[Anonymous No.52899099]

>>52899074
would

[Anonymous No.52899098]

>>52899093

[Anonymous No.52899105]

>>52899087
Buy BMBL puts then tell her

[Anonymous No.52899106]

>>52899087
No. Shit no. FUCK no.

[Anonymous No.52899108]

bull bros we're back

[Anonymous No.52899116]

had lucky charms for brekkie, what am i, 8?

[Anonymous No.52899119]

China is letting Covid rip, and and omicron strain that is dominant is called Minotaur (bf.7).

If you're holding anything with supply lines in China, you need to toss them and walk away for a couple years. Even WalMart is going to eat shit for this.

[Anonymous No.52899121]

>>52899084
>I want to be in something approximating a good mood
>I'm not even going to open my brokerage account today,
good plan

[Anonymous No.52899123]

>>52899093
I did.

[Anonymous No.52899126]

>>52899074
I downloaded bumble (Ticker: BMBL) for the first time recently and discovered they basically made it so the guy has to message first. Lol

>>52899087
I think you should take some time to let those feelings simmer before you take a step like that. If the feelings are still there then you tell her

[Anonymous No.52899127]

>>52899087
this is a BAD idea.

[Anonymous No.52899137]

>>52899119
They're going to speedrun herd immunity. A couple years? Try a couple weeks.

[Anonymous No.52899139]

>>52899119
>Minotaur
What the fuck these guys are just having a giggle at this point.

[Anonymous No.52899147]

>>52899084
It's easier than you think as long as you set your expectations a little lower than you'd like. If you take the jam anon route and browse bumble you could be literally swimming in 3/10 puss all night long.

[Anonymous No.52899146]

>>52899119
>If you're holding anything with supply lines in China, you need to toss them
but why?

[Anonymous No.52899153]

How do I get rich with a friend?
What renewable energy companies are worth holding for a long term play? I was thinking RNW

[Anonymous No.52899160]

>>52899087
>being friends with a girl
youve just been simping for her for 20 years. the only reason you hang out is to be near her tits. fucking pathetic. tell her how you feel then break the "friendship".

[Anonymous No.52899161]

ALERT :: massive end of day rally into green

[Anonymous No.52899163]

>>52899153
renewable energy is a scam bro...

[Anonymous No.52899164]

>>52899088
Why is facebook up, of all things?

[Anonymous No.52899167]

Tsk tsk VIX anon, you lied to me last night. I think you’re a techie disguised as a market participant, in fact market makers are all about taking delta neutral positions.
https://arxiv.org/pdf/2109.13851.pdf

[Anonymous No.52899168]

>>52899161
Power hour will be legendary. I have foreseen it.

[Anonymous No.52899172]

>>52899126
>they basically made it so the guy has to message first. Lol
Wait really? I haven't used it for a year

[Anonymous No.52899175]

>According to medical experts, temperatures below 60 degrees aren't conducive to sleep.
this sound like bullshit to me. my natgas bill was fucking $170 this month.

[Anonymous No.52899178]

>>52899119
>>52899137
Holy shit though.

>Reports from China indicate BF.7 has the strongest infection ability out of the omicron subvariants in the country, being quicker to transmit than other variants, having a shorter incubation period, and with greater capacity to infect people who have had a previous COVID infection, or been vaccinated, or both.

>To put this into context, BF.7 is believed to have an R0, or basic reproduction number, of 10 to 18.6. This means an infected person will transmit the virus to an average of 10 to 18.6 other people. Research has shown omicron has an average R0 of 5.08.

>The high transmission rate of BF.7, taken with the risk of hidden spread due to the many asymptomatic carriers, is understood to be causing significant difficulty in controlling the epidemic in China.

10 to 18.6
10 to 18.6
10 to 18.6

[Anonymous No.52899179]

>>52899137
oh wow, except the tests are fake and gay and it's a cold

[Anonymous No.52899181]

i sold the top of SOXS today. I guess you could call me a wolf on wallstreet.

[Anonymous No.52899184]

realistically I think we have further to go down before we bounce, look at the 1 year on SPY

[Anonymous No.52899193]

>>52899181
more like a 'buzz, your girlfriend, woof'

[Anonymous No.52899195]

>>52899126
>they basically made it so the guy has to message first
Wait what? I thought the woman messaging first was the gimmick with BMBL?

[Anonymous No.52899198]

I feel really bad for the people who got value trapped into Intel. You can sell me your shares at $15

>ITS OKAY TO BE -40% DAT DIVVY!

[Anonymous No.52899200]

>>52898986
YOOO MARKETS FINNA DAB ON YOU NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.52899203]

>>52899178
It's just a cold so who cares

[Anonymous No.52899207]

>>52899164
TikTok ban was slipped into the defense bill, wasn't it?

>>52899179
They would not become significantly more or less fake and gay within a month. And "just a cold" is beside the point. China's taking a sick week, just like they do with their Lunar New Year vacation time.

[Anonymous No.52899208]

>>52899084
>I'm going to go out to try and do things that feel good for a moment but destroy the soul long term
>I'm going to go out to try and exercise some of the standard worldly behaviors that got us into this shit show to begin with
>I'm going to go out and try to be a whore and help some other whore add another instance of being a whore to their own life
Find God instead.

[Anonymous No.52899211]

>>52899175
>temps below 60 degrees
>literally +15.5c
Lmao is this supposed to be cold, or too warm?
t. brown fat laden gigachad Canadian

[Anonymous No.52899213]

>>52899184
SPY has made almost no progress in 2 years

[Anonymous No.52899218]

Is slurping Palladium good for you?

[Anonymous No.52899221]

>>52899198
>DAT DIVVY!
yes.

[Anonymous No.52899223]

There is no Santa rally.
Only pain, and death, and suffering.
Bears win again.

[Anonymous No.52899225]

>>52899137

>herd immunity

no such thing with sars-cov2. Shit attacks your immune system, fucks with your organs. If anything they're just speed running a billion deaths from diseases related to covid and long covid, believe me, the world economy crashes if this happens. Not just going to be some isolated event of chinks dying.

[Anonymous No.52899226]

>>52899160
There was this smoking hot girl that used to hang out at my friend's place and smoke weed with us for a while. He told me one day that he had feelings for her but didn't want to ruin the friendship. I had to kindly explain to him that if she hadn't made a move on him at all that she was just there for the weed. He didn't believe me so I just told him to go ahead and ask her out. He agreed and finally did. She genuinely thought he was joking and when he said he wasn't she literally laughed in his face. She was just there for the weed.
>>52899175
I keep my heat at 60 degrees at night and sleep like someone poisoned me every night.

[Anonymous No.52899234]

>>52899203
See >>52899207. Nobody's investing based on how many Chinese grandmas end up in crematoria. But if we saw western countries peak and reach herd immunity (or "this is my third time getting it, who cares?") levels within months, we'll see that in China within weeks.

[Anonymous No.52899237]

>>52899221
K-Mart had a great divvy at a low p/e as well. Makes you think sometimes.

[Anonymous No.52899238]

>>52899225
It's a FUCKING COLD

[Anonymous No.52899241]

>FUCK ME SANTA
>FUCK ME SANTA
>FUCK ME SANTA

[Anonymous No.52899254]

>>52899237
>K-Mart
Too soon, bro.

[Anonymous No.52899258]

>>52899164
TikTok is getting closer to being banned, congressmen buying it etc. Instagram Reels is the natural replacement. Further, I think some people are putting together that the metaverse concerns are a bit overblown, Whatsapp has some potential yet to be monetized and has lots of users, and further tech regulations could solidify METAs position arguably. I'm still not touching that tranny tech stock, however

>>52899172
>>52899195
Basically you can send compliments, or notes before you even match. They may limit how many you can send. Also, if a girl likes your profile I think you can prompt her towards some part of your profile or something. Basically women are retarded and never message first

[Anonymous No.52899261]

>>52899225
brah it has a 99.7% survival rate

[Anonymous No.52899262]

>>52899208
Don't ruin poem anons dream. Men are supposed to sleep around. We cannot be sluts, we are slut makers.

[Anonymous No.52899264]

>>52899225
I bought MRNA puts yesterday. It's going pretty good

[Anonymous No.52899266]

>>52899167
Yep they sell you options with negative expected value and they hedge their own book with shares of the underlying on the outside chance you actually win this time. Their overall process has positive expected value for them and each individual component of each trade also has EV in their favor. Don't believe me though just do what you want and learn through experience

[Anonymous No.52899268]

>>52899211
they're saying it's too cold i guess
also i'll be in your shit country this weekend

[Anonymous No.52899274]

>>52899225
Yeah covid is terrible when i caught it i coffed for almost 2 days, it's a miracle that i survived

[Anonymous No.52899305]

I just want to cum bull bros. Why so much red

[Anonymous No.52899308]

COSM

[Anonymous No.52899309]

The rally starts now!!!!!

[Anonymous No.52899313]

>>52899258
> Instagram Reels is the natural replacement.
Seems awfully rosy, but then I guess META is only up 3 percent so I guess the traders agree. If anything fucking youtube shorts seem better
>Further, I think some people are putting together that the metaverse concerns are a bit overblown,
Pffft, no, that shit's an unsalvagable dumpster fire.

[Anonymous No.52899319]

>>52899218
Palladium ETF, or phsyical? Might be a decent play, if you think palladium will go up.
Not sure about that, though.
I'm more bullish on Platinum, desu.
>>52899268
>also i'll be in your shit country this weekend
Why? Our fast food sizes are smaller, you'll dislike everything.

[Anonymous No.52899322]

>>52899237
>K-Mart
A great American institution, taken to soon.

[Anonymous No.52899332]

>>52899305
Why are women so into dressing up like cows these days? Like not even just the feedees.

[Anonymous No.52899335]

>>52899319
>assuming I'm a yank

[Anonymous No.52899337]

>>52899261

>survival

Assumes health care system isn't overloaded. That's not a safe assumption. The rate at which it spreads means people won't be able to get the care they need. It also means people who need other forms of care will not get that care. Domino affect- Sars-cov2 will kill on it's own, it will leave people more vulnerable to heart/cardiovascular disease, it will leave people more vulnerable to other respiratory illnesses as a product of attacking our immune system.

[Anonymous No.52899347]

>>52899137
>i was recently talking with an exec recently

This world is full of morons

[Anonymous No.52899354]

Who is redeeming the COIN benchods?

Did I tell you to redeem BITCH?

[Anonymous No.52899357]

>>52899313
What I meant about the metaverse is--there was a narrative being thrown around that Zuck was betting the company on Metaverse and (apparently) thats not strictly speaking true, and some are realizing that. Metaverse IS a dumpster fire

[Anonymous No.52899358]

>>52899337
It doesn't attack the immune system, the vaccine does

[Anonymous No.52899363]

>>52899308
nice

[Anonymous No.52899365]

>>52899258
I haven't used tinder since it first came out. I cannot even imagine using it now. Feels super awkward to have to set up essentially a sales pitch, advertising page to try and find dates. When I was in my early 20's you either met a date at work or you met them at the bar/club. I met this super qt half black half arab girl at a club one time while she was at the bar, and I offered to buy her a drink. She accepted, and after a few minutes of talking I asked her if she wanted to go out to dinner sometime which she said yes. I ended up hitting her fat black ass for a year. Dating is so convoluted these days. I feel bad for zoomers

[Anonymous No.52899369]

>>52899258
Well I'm definitely buying BMBL puts now. No cap.

[Anonymous No.52899370]

>>52899193
not sure what that means or what youre saying but i like it.

[Anonymous No.52899372]

>>52899266
Yes, anon was trying to convince me last night market making is a shitty industry that medallion dabs on, but I don’t think he’s ever cracked a book about Citadel. Nuetral delta and gamma is the bread and butter of market makers

[Anonymous No.52899375]

>>52899337
Yes, but lockdowns must have been devastating to physical fitness levels so it's probably a wash.

>>52899347
Ian Bremmer is, indeed, a moron. However in this case that's not too relevant.

[Anonymous No.52899378]

>>52899337
Listen man you have to weigh the over arching effects to the economy as well as simply the health aspects

I think at this point we can say shutting down everything for something that is so contagious and not lethal isn't the optimal solution

[Anonymous No.52899380]

>>52899357
He kind of is. Just not all of it at once. If he keeps this up for a few years they'll run out of cash

[Anonymous No.52899392]

everyone forgot about DXY

[Anonymous No.52899394]

>>52899369
Yikes

[Anonymous No.52899396]

>>52899372
Ah, I gotcha. I had it backwards who you were referring to. Yeah that anon has it fucked up for sure but he'll learn

[Anonymous No.52899397]

SPY is literally about to have gone from like $410 to $379 in a few days wtf

[Anonymous No.52899398]

>>52899337
Oh. You're serious. Just give it up, man. You got tricked.

[Anonymous No.52899403]

>>52899208
I don't need to find god. God found me... and kept walking

[Anonymous No.52899405]

>>52899380
True, but think like a CEO. By that point another crypto bubble will have inflated and he can sell Metaverse tokens for megabux.

[Anonymous No.52899410]

>>52899392
the great retest, where will it go?

[Anonymous No.52899415]

>>52899397
And that's a good thing

[Anonymous No.52899419]

>>52899392
She's holding up well in the face of BOE, ECB, and BOJ tightening, that's for sure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxw8xg1lpp4

[Anonymous No.52899421]

>>52899213
the market can correct in price or in time. i choose time

[Anonymous No.52899427]

>>52899358
Both simulate the same thing. One of my old coworkers caught covid, and shortly after had a massive heart attack. Luckily he survived, he wasn't vaxxed either. Regardless of the situation, you definitely don't want to catch covid period.

[Anonymous No.52899435]

>>52899398
He's probably morbidly obese with pre-beetus. Those are the only people that actually need to worry. But god forbid they stop eating hot pockets and pies all day and maybe do some jumping jacks to get healthier they'd rather blame everybody else for not taking their cool as seriously as they'd like

[Anonymous No.52899436]

>>52899397
SPY closed at $370.17 on 12/16/20.

[Anonymous No.52899437]

>>52899337
The health care system was never and has never been overloaded by COVID. My wife’s uncle is a pulmonary specialist at a hospital in Alabama and he said they got to capacity in the ICU at one point but never had to turn anyone away or triage elsewhere in the hospital. They had something like 60 ICU beds serving a million people in the area. So out of a million people only 60 people at any given time were severely ill enough to warrant an ICU stay. Not much of a “pandemic” if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.52899440]

>>52899421
boomers coomed to this.

[Anonymous No.52899450]

>>52899335
Oh, I see. Aren't you Brits fat, too?
Anyway, don't forget cold weather gear. A good quality toque is virtually essential. It's cold right now.

[Anonymous No.52899451]

>>52899440
>He's never had a cheeky ASCII wank

[Anonymous No.52899455]

>>52899378

Doesn't have to be lethal. By itself, it will disable enough of the workforce to 1. cut short term productive forces, 2.shrink midterm and long term labor forces. 3. In 10 years we are looking at the complete crippling of industrial labor forces due to not being able to stop or manage this virus and others like it.

[Anonymous No.52899457]

I'm a dumb dumb stupid baggie

[Anonymous No.52899461]

>>52899405
It's a hard bet in a low liquidity environment. The crash after the 2017 highs lasted multiple years and that was at a much lower interest rate and wasn't in concert with a recession.

[Anonymous No.52899468]

Alright fuck this I'm gonna go do errands. Don't let the market recover while I'm gone.

[Anonymous No.52899469]

>>52899437

>anecdote

cool story bro. Good thing to base views on.

[Anonymous No.52899472]

what the h*ck is going on?!? I thought we were gonna get a santa rally

[Anonymous No.52899473]

>>52899455
do you live under a rock? almost everyone on the planet has already had it.
it's not that bad

[Anonymous No.52899480]

Whoever told me to short moderna yesterday.i love you faggot

[Anonymous No.52899481]

>>52899435
Why do lanklets always assume fat people eat pie all the time? I don't know anyone who eats pie on the regular.
>>52899403
Poem anon, post you busted up hand I want to see it

[Anonymous No.52899482]

>>52899365
Yeah, ive gotten so few matches. I'm not trying very hard at all. And if I ever do have success, its from somebody I meet in real life, which is extremely rare given how little I go out--but still I do better outside an app

[Anonymous No.52899487]

>>52899436
Maybe it’s time bulls realize the last 2 preceding years where we were hitting all time highs every 2 weeks with YTD returns never before seen in history, meme stocks, people paying 10’s of millions of dollars for .jpeg images and $65k for Internet 1’s0’s that have no intrinsic value whatsoever the good times would just continue to roll and it wasn’t all extremely fake and gay

[Anonymous No.52899488]

I've had three vaccines and caught COVID twice yet I have never had sex.

[Anonymous No.52899489]

>>52899472
what color does santa wear?

[Anonymous No.52899494]

>>52899468
>blue eyes
Why does everyone with blue eyes look like that? Are they surprised I also have blue eyes, or are they blue eyed some form yakubian beast?
>>52899480
That was me ;)
Go long on SPY ~_^

[Anonymous No.52899497]

Kek i hope you shorted oil

[BUY PUTS NOW No.52899498]

MAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.52899504]

It was kinda sad to sell MAXR today, but then again it's nice to go from -46% to +20% in a day.

[Anonymous No.52899511]

Guys
My SPY puts spreads that I am selling are gaining a ton of value
And my VX spread isn't getting a bid

Fuck. Fuck. Oh God. Oh Fuck.

I Should Have Never Harvested. The Risk Premia.

[Anonymous No.52899515]

>>52899498
>namefagging using my name
intredasting
>>52899497
W-what about brandon and the refilling of the SPR?!
I WAS TOLD HE WOULD REFILL AT $70!!!!

[Anonymous No.52899520]

>>52899488
Strange combination of things.

[Anonymous No.52899523]

Never forget that the gook poster was screaming santa rally last week

[Anonymous No.52899528]

Uhh PPT bros..?

[Anonymous No.52899534]

>>52899511
Don't sell premium when volatility is rising.

[Anonymous No.52899538]

Guys
They are selling stocks and selling puts at the same time

[Anonymous No.52899546]

>he isn't buying the blood in the streets
Your puts will be destroyed by EOY retards. Santa is still in play.

[Anonymous No.52899548]

>>52899538
who is they?

[Anonymous No.52899550]

>FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YA TELL ME
>FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YA TELL ME

[Anonymous No.52899553]

>>52899534
>>52899534
Yeah I agree.


I use VVIX as my primary indicator for deciding when to VRP harvest (SPY put sell)

When VVIX is 100 I am going to close my SPY put spreads. When VVIX is below hundred I will continue to harvoooooost

[Anonymous No.52899556]

>>52899319
Futures, I'm asking because Palladium is getting pretty cheap, although the momentum seems pretty downward.

[Anonymous No.52899557]

>>52899481
>you busted up hand
The swelling is mostly gone already. I can feel my fingers. Guess that disproves your AIDS theory
Anyway, now I'm having fun folding the broken monitor in half so it can fit down my building's garbage chute

[Anonymous No.52899561]

I thought Max Payne wanted the market to end today at 400?

[Anonymous No.52899562]

>>52899511
>Selling SPY put spreads on the eve of the greatest market crash in 50 years
damn anon

[Anonymous No.52899568]

should i sell out my bear ticker now for 12% gain or keep it over the weekend?

[Anonymous No.52899572]

Respond to this post by calling the SPY/NASDAQ bottom. Let Kek decide with digits for the winner.

[Anonymous No.52899577]

>>52899568
Don't be a pussy. Let your winners ride.

[Anonymous No.52899582]

>>52899557
Told the swollen hand was squoozling the nerve in your pinky

[Anonymous No.52899583]

>>52899557
could be latent aids

[Anonymous No.52899585]

>>52899548
Black Wall Street? Oh. You've never heard of the new black wall street? Well White Azz Crackas burned down Black Wall Street, but the new Black Wall Street's primary strategy is selling delta 1 stock while VRP harvesting ATM / OTM put spreads on indices.

This is what their CIO Jashawn Laquirvious Washington III loves doing.

[Anonymous No.52899586]

Wew all that selling for 12 months eh? I think we had just about enough of that for this year. We can resume the bull market next year yeah? Thanks :)

[Anonymous No.52899589]

>>52899572
329 for SPY

[Anonymous No.52899594]

>>52899572
about three fiddy

[Anonymous No.52899597]

>>52899586
We resume the bull market as soon as the hedgies go on vacation. Every christmas has a christmas miracle on the stock market

[Anonymous No.52899599]

>>52899572
spy bottom around 320-200

[Anonymous No.52899602]

>>52899562
Yeah but think of all the VRP i can HARVOOOOOOOOST ahhhh fuck fuck *bites lips* look at how flat the index skew is nnngnnngngngngngnghhh

[Anonymous No.52899604]

>>52899572
Hot anime girl. I think 337.

[Anonymous No.52899605]

>>52899586
we're going back to december 2019 buddey

[BUY PUTS NOW No.52899608]

Up 13.5k today but should be richer as vix has done fuck all

[Anonymous No.52899611]

COSM will go over $6 soon

[Anonymous No.52899610]

>>52899572
SPY 345
Nasdaq 10300

[Anonymous No.52899614]

>>52899572
SPY 315 by january 25.

[Anonymous No.52899617]

>>52899572
SPY 369
QQQ 269

[Anonymous No.52899619]

>>52899468
>this market
>recovering

[Anonymous No.52899628]

>>52899597
>low volume cope

[Anonymous No.52899630]

Ayo mothafuckas, you dumbazz crackas finna think you know better thThrey ban someone who is a disciple of BLACK Wall Street.

They burned down Black Wall Street because they waz jealous of our alpha.

Those niggas back then had all the alpha, then those whiteys turned it into beta.

[Anonymous No.52899632]

>>52899599
Damn you dubs

[Anonymous No.52899635]

>>52899586
Lol, lmao even

Were going to 3000

[Anonymous No.52899638]

>>52899437
My brother just got his MD. He was doing residency during COVID and told me it was definitely bringing in a lot of patients. He also said there was a rare but serious disorder he sometimes saw where children developed cardiopulmonary disorders after infection. So that's a third-hand anecdote, but it was a real pandemic.

Still not vaxxed btw

[Anonymous No.52899650]

>>52899628
its just what happens when the three guys in charge of prices go back to their families for a week

[Anonymous No.52899653]

>>52899410
The Federal Reserve System, often referred to as the Federal Reserve or simply "the Fed," is the central bank of the United States. It was created by the Congress to provide the nation with a safer, more flexible, and more stable monetary and financial system. The Federal Reserve was created on December 23, 1913, when President Woodrow Wilson signed the Federal Reserve Act into law. Today, the Federal Reserve's responsibilities fall into four general areas.

Conducting the nation's monetary policy by influencing money and credit conditions in the economy in pursuit of full employment and stable prices.
Supervising and regulating banks and other important financial institutions to ensure the safety and soundness of the nation's banking and financial system and to protect the credit rights of consumers.
Maintaining the stability of the financial system and containing systemic risk that may arise in financial markets.
Providing certain financial services to the U.S. government, U.S. financial institutions, and foreign official institutions, and playing a major role in operating and overseeing the nation's payments systems.

[Anonymous No.52899662]

>>52899572
SPY $369.

[Anonymous No.52899672]

>>52899638
>>52899437
I saw entire hospitals empty in rural Idaho during Covid. It's insane how those shitlibs convinced us that hospitals were going to be overrun, but anyone who lives outside metro areas can see that healthcare systems were doing FINE and that hospitals were not getting overrun

You morons fall for media shilling so easily. The hospitals were always fucking empty during Covid. Fuck FAUCI. They lied. I could see it with my own two eyes: no one was in the hospitals in 2020. empty.

[Anonymous No.52899679]

>>52899638
People leave out the part that covid was weaponized in a lab. It's designed to do all kinds of random shit to you.

[Anonymous No.52899682]

>>52899662
women are such fucking whores

[Anonymous No.52899684]

>>52899662
It’s revisiting 3517

[Anonymous No.52899685]

>>52899455

[Anonymous No.52899699]

>>52899586
Bobos calling for ludicrous drawdowns again, markets basically flat over 6 months. Yeah I'm thinking we're back next year.

[Anonymous No.52899702]

COSM doin a lil sumthin

[Anonymous No.52899712]

>>52899534
Forget that, just sell it way out of the money. VIX goes up like a snail and drops like a fucking peregrine falcon.

>>52899553
Why VVIX and not VIX? VVIX doesn't tell you much about SPY price action.

[Anonymous No.52899739]

>>52899712
VIX is not as useful as VVIX as a vol indicator.

Ivols continue to get hammered.Barely a blip on a -2% day.

This is where using a spot VIX on/off "switch" for your option selling strats can lead to clusters of losses& a steep DD.All bc the beta btw the two is flipping around.

IMHO, a vol of vol (VVIX) switch is slightly more robust.

But the milkbreaths won't listen to me. About VVIX. They won't try to model vol regimes. The whites. The school shooters.

[Anonymous No.52899753]

>>52899672
>hospitals in areas where the population is small were empty
wow!

[Anonymous No.52899754]

>>52899739

[Anonymous No.52899755]

Man those covid levels are off the hook in china. thinking about getting back into YANG.

[Anonymous No.52899768]

>>52899662
The first time I went to the gym I used this machine. I didn't know what I was doing but learned all men are supposed to do is bench. Got up to 225

[i will creampie hannah hays (STRC, CGC, MRTX, TTCF) No.52899769]

Daily reminder I fucking called TTCF. Looks like I get to keep posting in /smg/. STRC is going to get its moment soon (shortly). Anything you bitches want to ask me?

[Anonymous No.52899772]

MRNA down nearly 8%

[Anonymous No.52899775]

I'm averaged at $48 for SOXL. What am I in for?

[Anonymous No.52899776]

>>52899753
Even in suburban areas, like North Carolina, where my family is, had empty hospitals. The notion that hopsitals can overflow with dying patients from Covid is such bullshit.

All those hospitals they claimed were over capacity in Italy? That was total bullshit. Look at the news outlets in Italy which spread that news.

[Anonymous No.52899780]

>>52899712
Except sometimes VIX trends all day, and indexes trend downwards on days like that too. You can get murdered even far OTM where you're risking more capital for lower premiums. Only way to do it on days like that is quick scalping and even then it's not worth the risk. Easier to go with the market and go long vol until it starts to roll over.

One exception are news items like that Fed decision on wednesday when you what's going to cause the IV to crash.

[Anonymous No.52899787]

>>52899557
>folding the broken monitor in half
And leaking red mercury all over your place. You really like to tempt fate don’t you?

[Anonymous No.52899788]

>>52899672
All just to get rid of one US president. Amazes me that Gen Y/Z aren't 100% hardline conservatives, or at least Republican. Democrats took everything from us, literally our entire futures trampled over and over right in front of our faces.

JPOW pls crash this whole fucking country so we can buy the bottom. I want to start seeing some boomers on the streets.

[Anonymous No.52899793]

Why does options trading require margin?
Can't you just make a straight bet on the direction of a stock and if you're wrong you lose your bet and that's it.

[Anonymous No.52899796]

>>52899776
Italy revised their covid deaths down like 90%, fucking kek. Only thing kill people are the clot shots that also destroy your immune system.

[Anonymous No.52899798]

>>52899775
Another SOXL_shill victim. Sigh.

[Anonymous No.52899799]

>>52899572
SPY 330

[Anonymous No.52899805]

>>52899699
Lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.52899818]

>>52899787
I put it inside an old pillow case before folding it. Nothing leaked out, but... who knows, who cares

[Anonymous No.52899820]

>>52899788
Yep, they got so angry at Trump and Republicans, that they got Trump to shut the country down and lie about the fact hospitals were overflowing.

This virus that started in China was all because they wanted to Trump out.

[Anonymous No.52899827]

>>52899523
When all hope is lost. We shine the brightest when the dawn is the darkest. We don't forgive, we don't forget. We don't Lie. We don't Lose.

Pray to god because you will lose it all.

[i will creampie hannah hays (STRC, CGC, MRTX, TTCF) No.52899828]

>>52899788
>Amazes me that Gen Y/Z aren't 100% hardline conservatives
How fucking dense can you be? You're worse than me posting about a porn star that doesn't know my name. As a millenial, I can tell you most of my generation is/are trans fags and it's only gotten worse with Zoomers. Have you ever met a fucking zoomer? All they do is play minecraft and dilate.

[Anonymous No.52899840]

>>52899013
I hate blues. You will too if you listen to a lot of it. It's the same song. There is only one blues song. Every time.

[Anonymous No.52899841]

>>52899796
Yeah omg i read the same thing in Breitbart and Newsmaxx. Italians are such greaseball fucking liars.

All of those stories about old people in Italy dying were just fucking lies about nonna

[Anonymous No.52899844]

Does anyone have any legitimate prediction for where we're going from here? I unironically think that we have reached completely irrational levels of selling, after an entire fucking year of the market spiking up and down like a goddamn shitcoin every time there's a Fed meeting that everyone already knew about well ahead of time

[Anonymous No.52899848]

>>52899799
Based digits get. Hope you guys are short.

[Anonymous No.52899850]

>>52899788
Their entire plan was to crush the spirit of millennials and zoomers to speed up the great reset and it worked wonderfully.

[Anonymous No.52899857]

>>52899840
You should listen to some Son House. He was seriously a legend

[Anonymous No.52899858]

>>52899739
Good tip, thanks. How many days out from exp are the contracts you normally sell?

[Anonymous No.52899862]

>>52899844
anon...

[Anonymous No.52899872]

>>52899775
>What am I in for?
an early grave

[Anonymous No.52899874]

>>52899858
>Good tip, thanks. How many days out from exp are the contracts you normally sell?
U know, about tree fiddy. Somtime 5 or 6.

Or 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16.

[Anonymous No.52899875]

end of day rally coming, buying cheap 0dte calls

[Anonymous No.52899879]

>>52899844
>irrational levels of selling

[Anonymous No.52899881]

so are there any more meetings or information upcoming, when is like the next announcement from fed or jwop that can potentially influx the market?

[Anonymous No.52899884]

>>52899844
Are you serious? SPY is unironically going to go sub 200. They are trying to wipe out the boomers retirements

[Anonymous No.52899890]

>>52899793
>Why does options trading require margin?
Some types don't, if you are at a real broker.
>Can't you just make a straight bet on the direction of a stock and if you're wrong you lose your bet and that's it.
If you buy a call/put, thats not just about direction but also about volatility. In any case it shouldn't require margin, though of course if you want to exercise it instead of selling then you might need margin.

[Anonymous No.52899891]

>>52899879
>>52899862
Jesus fucking christ why not just not reply if you have literally nothing to add?

[Anonymous No.52899892]

>>52899818
We care fren. We’re all here for you.

[Anonymous No.52899900]

>>52899891

[Anonymous No.52899902]

>>52899844
>I unironically think that we have reached completely irrational levels of selling
What the fuck retard

SHOP has a market cap of 45 billion still
TSLA's market cap is almost 500 billion
COIN has a market cap of 10 billion
Companies like SAVA are still trading above 1 billion market cap
GME is a 6 billion dollar company still

We have a LOOONG way to go. It's why I still put on my low-probability-of-profit but high-payout volatility calls

[i will creampie hannah hays (STRC, CGC, MRTX, TTCF) No.52899906]

>>52899844
Being that we can't sustain a 200 EMA rally and oil is forming a bearish pattern, I'd say we're going to lower lows and maybe bottoming in June 2024. Inflation isn't gone btw. Long CANO and NOTV.

[Anonymous No.52899908]

>>52899844
Zoom out unironically

[Anonymous No.52899913]

>>52899891
Unsolicited replies should be banned

[Anonymous No.52899919]

>>52899884
delusional
its more likely for the rules of the game to change than for SPY to hit 200
if pension funds are ever at risk, regulators will find that the "market needs to be restored to proper functioning" and you will observe events like what happened at the LME and also to gilts

[Anonymous No.52899922]

>>52899818
I unironically need to send you all the e-waste we throw out at the office we clean. You could have plenty of keyboards to break when you get yourself all worked up from a social situation you screwed up in your imagination

[Anonymous No.52899934]

>>52899891
Lol.

[Anonymous No.52899936]

>>52899913

[Anonymous No.52899942]

>>52899913
>think i'm gonna wear my top where you can see my nipples while i act disgusted ;)

[Anonymous No.52899956]

>>52899906
>oil going down is bearish for stocks
lol
>>52899908
What's your theory?
>>52899902
MUH MARKET CAP
MUH LONG WAY TO GO

Fuck this shit man, this year has completely ruined /smg/. Now it's just cocky faggot bears doomposting 24/7, sometimes I feel like I'm the only person in the thread pushing back.

[Anonymous No.52899964]

>>52899922
Nice full house digits
That would be fun
Maybe you could sell or donate it to one of those Rage Room companies

[Anonymous No.52899978]

>>52899956
>this year has completely ruined /smg/. Now it's just cocky faggot bears doomposting 24/7
kek. You can look forward to another year of that

[Anonymous No.52899984]

>>52899956
wtf are you talking about u retard
this is literally a bear market

we've had like more than a decade of just line go up

time to put on your Equity Long/Short boots and buy value, sell growth

[Anonymous No.52899986]

>>52899956
sounds like you're not gloating hard enough on up days. this is antagonizing general.

[Anonymous No.52899990]

>>52899890
>Some types don't
You get what I'm asking?, I hear about people getting margin called cause the price went up instead of down or whatever, is there a way to bet on stock movements that costs more upfront but has no surprise downside...

Say I wanted to bet $1000 on SPY reaching $410 by Jan 7. How do I go about making that bet?

[Anonymous No.52899994]

>>52899891
>>52899844
The market is finally starting to believe what JPOW's been saying all year: Rates will stay at 5.XX% for at least 2023. You can believe one of three things, depending on how bearish you are:
1) The occasional bullish sentiment that has kept us flat YoY will go away, and we will return to this year's lows before...
2) A sustained 5% federal funds rate suppresses growth and innovation, creating a multi-year crab market, unless...
3) The last decade of ZIRP has created a marshmallow economy that will implode after months of zombie companies being forced to pay interest. 2023-2024 we crash like in 2008.

I'm only as bearish as #2, but there is also reason to believe #3. It's foolish to be a bull right now.

[Anonymous No.52899995]

>>52899956
Only person pushing back?

Where were you last week?

[Anonymous No.52900005]

>>52899942
>>52899913
>>52899913
something women love doing is acting very serious and normal while obviously doing things to crave attention (flash nipples) and then act all surprised when they get attention

[Anonymous No.52900006]

>>52899964
I probably should have done something with it but just couldn't be bothered. They throw away a ton of mice, keyboards, old RAM, Ethernet cables, monitors, even old laptops sometimes. But I'm not a hoarder and won't even go down that road.

[i will creampie hannah hays (STRC, CGC, MRTX, TTCF) No.52900016]

>>52899956
Yeah, remember when oil was dropping in 2020 and the market rallied because oil dropped because what you just said is that oil being bearish is good for stocks so when oil dropped in 2020 did the spy rally NO IT FUCKING FELL WITH OIL YOU DUMB FUCK

[Anonymous No.52900023]

>>52899799
>I get digits and win the game
>no one even checks me

/smg/ is dead

[Anonymous No.52900026]

>>52900005
Why do they do it?

[Anonymous No.52900027]

>>52899922
You ever take that shit home and sell it?

[Anonymous No.52900044]

>>52900023
Show those digits to a female coworker,she might get impressed

[Anonymous No.52900045]

>>52900026
so wheres the video?

[dumpbot5000 No.52900051]

>>52899978

pic related

[Anonymous No.52900052]

>that permabull redditor that types like a woman is back

[Anonymous No.52900056]

>>52899956
Didn’t take Hank The Tank as a massive sell signal.. he couldn’t be stopped from eating, no matter what they tried

[Anonymous No.52900061]

Buy the dip you fucking bastards

[Anonymous No.52900065]

>>52899739
kys streetshitter

[Anonymous No.52900083]

>>52900044
>checked
Sweet dubs anon!

[Anonymous No.52900084]

>>52900056
He's a big one

[Anonymous No.52900100]

>>52899956
Remember thanksgiving week? They were crying and pissing themselves. Like I said earlier, the market is basically flat over 6 months and we had some truly face melting squeezes in that time as well as weekly upward trend periods where the bobos lost money so they're feeling extra vindictive right now. Let them have their fun.

[Anonymous No.52900104]

>>52900027
Like I said, it's mostly e-waste. Shit nobody is going to buy. It's all very outdated shit. I'd rather just send truck loads of it to poem anon for him to punch.

[Anonymous No.52900110]

>>52899437
Texas here. Our hospital reserved half of our ICU beds for covid. The covid beds never got full, but the regular ICU did because we were down 50% of our beds. The news reported it as "ICU over capacity due to covid"

Which was only true in the Jewish sense of the word.

[Anonymous No.52900113]

Hope you stupid bearniggers have your assholes prepped for the massive green dildos you’re gonna get when the 1:45 pump begins.

[Anonymous No.52900115]

>>52899999
>>52900000
Let's see what's happening to SPY

[Anonymous No.52900116]

>>52900084
Based Hank

[Anonymous No.52900128]

oh we have pajeet in the thread with us, truly blessed day.

[Anonymous No.52900138]

>>52900084
Does anyone have the edited version of this webm, with red charts and candles flying around? I never saved it

[Anonymous No.52900141]

>>52900100
They've had their fun all year and yet they insist on pushing it. Oh well, I really do think that the longer-term charts are pointing to October being the bottom but I guess we'll see.

[Anonymous No.52900145]

>>52900115
Not looking good bull bros

[Anonymous No.52900149]

Next week is looking spooky

[Anonymous No.52900172]

>>52900149
Have a webm... 1/10 the size

[Anonymous No.52900183]

Just longed TLT at a 5x on margin. How likely is it that I lose my $50

[Anonymous No.52900185]

Why is the Nikkei down so far today? Why is it that whatever happens in the US affects world markets as bad if not worse than US markets and why is the US the only country with this outsized influence?

[Anonymous No.52900186]

>>52900172
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.52900192]

WE WERE MEANT TO HAVE OUR SANTA RALLY ON 50BPS

[Anonymous No.52900199]

Glimmer of hope for oil, but will it last over weekend? Anons are you keeping your oil price longs open?

[Anonymous No.52900204]

>>52899672
I had to wait 12 hours in an exam room waiting for a bed to open up so they could drain my abscessed tonsils. pretty small rust belt city

[Anonymous No.52900207]

>BINANCE IS HALTING WITHDRAWALS
LMAO

[Anonymous No.52900219]

>>52900192
unironically this, i deserve my rally as well as sex with a woman

[Anonymous No.52900221]

Damnit I got the short signal and didn't take it because it looked, in my estimation, iffy.
Also this is the forecast. I am not happy about this either.

[Anonymous No.52900226]

>>52900199
>a flip phone
What is she like 40 years old now?

[Anonymous No.52900247]

>>52900207
It begins

[Anonymous No.52900251]

indicators all showing oversold, loaded up on calls see you losers next week

[Anonymous No.52900254]

>>52900221
>°C
Hows that in real weather?

[Anonymous No.52900272]

I shorted Globe Life. Let's see if my schizo theory of jabbie deaths increasing plays out

[Anonymous No.52900281]

>>52900254

[Anonymous No.52900290]

>>52900204
That's just standard American healthcare. My friend went to the ER years ago because of a kidney stone and ended up waiting so long he passed out from the pain in the ER. The I had to drive a friend and his wife to the hospital when they were having their baby and after they were inside I went out for a smoke. There was literally a guy laying in front of the hospital doors off to the side bleeding on the ground. I went in and told the people at the front desk that there was literally someone laying outside and they both kind of laughed and were like "oh". It was fucking pathetic. American healthcare is an abomination.

[Anonymous No.52900291]

>>52900251
Not my indicator

[Anonymous No.52900303]

>>52900199
I’m short CVX and XOM at 167.5 and 104 respectively. Expires today will make money no matter what but looks like oil will close down more than it is.

The gas prices in CA have dropped so much. It’s $4.80 for premium now and it hit $7 in July. Was $5.40 a week ago. For this and other reasons I went short.

[Anonymous No.52900316]

>>52900272
enjoy your riches, in 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.52900326]

WHAT THE FUCK
WHY IS SILVERGATE BOUNCING

FUCK SILVERGATE

AND FUCK CARVANA

[Anonymous No.52900339]

I have like 10k in 1099 income this year
how to I get that shit zeroed out so uncle sam doesn't pipe me up the rear

[Anonymous No.52900348]

>>52900320
>>52900320
>>52900320

[Anonymous No.52900358]

>>52900348
Earlier than me,jeez

[Anonymous No.52900365]

>>52900326
The cheese is going to get all over her boobs. What a mess that will be haha.

[Anonymous No.52900393]

>>52899990
>You get what I'm asking?,
not from your initial post, because "trading options" is an extremely diverse field
>I hear about people getting margin called cause the price went up instead of down or whatever,
thats people trading spreads or selling options; if you just buy with your own money, you can't get margin called
BUT buying options is very risky, most options expire worthless
>Say I wanted to bet $1000 on SPY reaching $410 by Jan 7. How do I go about making that bet?
here's the option chain: https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/SPY/options?p=SPY&date=1672963200
SPY expires on fridays and offers Jan 6 and Jan 13; the Jan 6 option is to be exercised by morning on Jan 7 so its kinda what you want
so you want to scroll down to the 409 strike price, a call at that strike price costs 0.42
with those, if SPY is $410, you can buy it for $409, the call itself cost you $.42, leaving you with $.58 profit per share of exposure
thats not optimal if you expect it on exactly $410, so maybe you want to buy half as many calls but buy them with the 403 strike price (0.90 each) and then you get 410-403.90 profit per share of exposure

thats the basic idea, in practice you probably want to leave yourself freedom so the option doesn't expire worthless if you're a day off etc
also in practice each contract will give you 100 shares of exposure, so you pay $90 or $42 and can buy 100 * $403/$409 shares with it
and also SPY has multiple option chains to choose from, with VOO and SPX being alternatives for roughly the same thing, but pricing should be identical
but thats the idea

[Anonymous No.52900425]

>new 'Buy The Dip ETF' uses uses AI Tech to target oversold stocks
See now this headline should have told me to short. Tradingview was telling me what to do.
>>52900254

[Anonymous No.52900637]

Bobros , the market is " healing"

[Anonymous No.52900670]

>>52900207
>>52900247
Sorry, champs.

[Anonymous No.52900752]

>>52900670
Whew, almost got worried there for a second.

[Anonymous No.52900756]

BUT I KNOW THE LIGHT COULD FADE FROM MY EYES
MY PLANE COULD FALL FROM THE SKY
THE WORLD COULD TELL ME THIS IS MY TIME

https://youtu.be/apKja6C804o

[Anonymous No.52900829]

>>52900752
I think people that haven't done sufficient research on crypto put on blinders, assuming that because SBF was a slimy Jew (and, worse, a bronze League player) that CZ would collapse as well.

But that's like saying Lehman collapsing in 2008 meant, I dunno, Fidelity would go bankrupt next. Same industry, but different approach and risks.

[Anonymous No.52901190]

holy kek sold right before the halt

[Anonymous No.52901473]

If you retards hold COSM over the weekend you deserve your losses. Take the easy money and run.

[Anonymous No.52902085]

>>52899034
Do you use them as tax deductibles, like business expense or therapy costs?

[Anonymous No.52902157]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.52902165]

>>52902157
cash gang is winning