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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:33:44 2022 No.52897910 [Reply] [Original]

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:34:41 2022 No.52897935 File: 1.75 MB, 2827x3888, amagi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] First for anime

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:34:52 2022 No.52897944 there was already a thread you dumb nigger <<52891590 <<52891590 <<52891590

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:35:20 2022 No.52897950 File: 39 KB, 255x275, bobo-extremely-mad.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:36:18 2022 No.52897968 File: 3.48 MB, 4000x2666, Fed slut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >he baked

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:36:35 2022 No.52897975 File: 1.81 MB, 1536x1024, 1671192772161883.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52897944 Don't care,you will post here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:37:09 2022 No.52897992 >>52897944 >he thinks we're gonna use a 12 hour old thread lol. lamo

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:37:09 2022 No.52897991 File: 82 KB, 1200x628, Fed slut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52897968 >and he did it for free

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:37:13 2022 No.52897993 All i trade is SPY

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:37:40 2022 No.52898006 this last hour crab is like, fucking with my psyche

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:37:40 2022 No.52898007 File: 90 KB, 1030x580, 600.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52897991 He actually exceeded the $600 threshold.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:37:44 2022 No.52898008 File: 3.50 MB, 4032x3024, 1DE3BCCE-ECDA-4F7C-AFEB-D9E2F6317184.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] u goys got a trade journal

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:37:52 2022 No.52898012 File: 69 KB, 506x432, 1650250223194.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Santa rally starts next week. Retest 400

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:37:56 2022 No.52898014 i hate you faggots so much

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:38:39 2022 No.52898023 File: 225 KB, 2160x1620, E28ED361-C4A4-4AD3-AC3F-B1223527D3A6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you aren’t up 19000% I’m a day Get it together /smg/

Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:38:41 2022 No.52898027

due to the inappropriate behavior of forumgoers in this thread i will cease posting in /smg/ indefinitely starting now. you will miss out on excellent financial advice from yours truly as well as some of the best, most cutting-edge memes and humor. if a jannie apologizes to me personally i MAY reconsider my stance

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:38:42 2022 No.52898029 File: 22 KB, 250x411, 1595946603529.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898008 Nah I just gaan.

Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:38:43 2022 No.52898030
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>>52897400
There’s a reason the market makers, blackrock’s Aladdin, hedge funds run scrapers of our big brain consortium of /smg/ to front run our expertly timed $500-1000 options play or how to invest in only the strongest stocks of mutant fish, steel manufacturers, gay sex vaccines and long term hold of triple leveraged ETFs

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:38:57 2022 No.52898034 THREAD WARS MOUNT UP

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:39:03 2022 No.52898036 File: 354 KB, 623x497, 1670597158104091.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How are my SOXL diamond-handers doing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:39:12 2022 No.52898038 File: 431 KB, 1920x1080, 42960_screenshots_20210627031602_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] looooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:39:13 2022 No.52898040 This is a great buying opportunity for JEPI

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:39:14 2022 No.52898042 File: 681 KB, 801x767, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sell everything

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:39:37 2022 No.52898044 bought my first share of JEPI

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:39:43 2022 No.52898048 File: 17 KB, 247x247, ishygddt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898023 >Needing scientific notation to list your stock price

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:39:57 2022 No.52898053 File: 157 KB, 1024x640, 803EEA92-89E0-453D-8784-18E879A43AC8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898034 Other one got shoa’d lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:40:06 2022 No.52898054 File: 198 KB, 1286x1362, buspepe3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898014 e-even me b-bro bit rude desu

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:40:09 2022 No.52898055 File: 174 KB, 1000x1000, 1670561137901730.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Looks like the anon shorting moderna was right.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:40:16 2022 No.52898057 File: 391 KB, 1170x925, 4B3F9D91-AE91-4B95-BBA7-C02CA81B4D17.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898012 I hope so anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:40:23 2022 No.52898058 >TSLA down over 4% is Elon going to go bankrupt? wtf is going on here?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:40:34 2022 No.52898059 File: 1.26 MB, 1024x768, meme apu pond bathing järvi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >inherited 800k in 2009 >have 600k now Are there even any rational arguments for this kind of failure? Should I just rope?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:40:35 2022 No.52898060 File: 457 KB, 1080x1071, Daniel Plainview's plain view.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898014

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:40:50 2022 No.52898063 STOP SELLING!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:40:56 2022 No.52898065 >>52898058 elon is dumping lole

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:41:02 2022 No.52898072 >>52898036 I sold in March

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:41:30 2022 No.52898080 File: 1.02 MB, 750x1334, 57F9D014-9705-429C-A56F-DFDF887A706B.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898027 Me so sorry give me a squirt of pee pee poo I show u plz bb

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:41:31 2022 No.52898081 >>52898058 he's the new orange man bad

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:41:34 2022 No.52898082 >>52898058 In general stock prices can go up, down, or stay flat. Looks like that particular ticker has gone down some.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:41:43 2022 No.52898084 >>52898058 He pissed off his handlers a little too much.

Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:41:49 2022 No.52898088
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>My boss fucked up and forgot a number on my new employees bank account information, so he isn't getting paid on time
I really need to get the fuck out of this place. I'm going back to bed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:41:49 2022 No.52898089 >>52898058 You know tesla was $310 a few months ago,right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:41:50 2022 No.52898090 >>52898058 They’re using Tesla stock to punish him for what he’s doing with/on Twitter, that’s the only play they have left since spacex is private

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:41:52 2022 No.52898091 Argentine bonds are the play.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:42:04 2022 No.52898095 >>52898058 Tsla is played out, Elon is going to implement Chatgpt into twitter to make it the most dynamic search engine tool ever btfo of Jewgle

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:42:06 2022 No.52898096 >>52898059 are thsoe 200k all lost in investing? i mean its a bit suprsing u managed to not win much during that period since it was all bull. but oh well anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:42:20 2022 No.52898102 Jan APPL calls seem reasonable right now

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:42:22 2022 No.52898103 why are jannies deleting /smg/ threads fucking trannies

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:42:26 2022 No.52898104 File: 95 KB, 974x1266, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is the life of a Bobo so easy? You mumus never told me shorting was the true path. You all lied to me

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:42:40 2022 No.52898106 >>52898059 >t. Every fucking “techchad” that thought a financial advisor was useless

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:42:43 2022 No.52898107 >>52898040 >>52898044 bots.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:42:58 2022 No.52898111 >>52898088 Enjoy your wage theft investigation from the state AG

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:43:01 2022 No.52898112 expecting COSM to get wreck'd any minute now

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:43:12 2022 No.52898115 File: 86 KB, 651x663, 1663671821565038.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898091 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:43:15 2022 No.52898118 >>52898103 let's just say the first letter of jannies explains most of it I have said to much. First letter is "J"

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:43:22 2022 No.52898121 >>52897910 >top secret clown business Based

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:43:26 2022 No.52898122 File: 106 KB, 858x601, 1670623069892952.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898091 Sorry,but im shorting Messi

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:43:32 2022 No.52898123 File: 88 KB, 750x1000, 060B8791-9947-427A-A341-D2875C571F9C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898065 ELON??? ELON MUSKERINO?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:44:10 2022 No.52898133 >>52897935 Can I get a source please and thank you

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:44:22 2022 No.52898135 File: 156 KB, 2160x1620, 5F4B9F12-56E4-4199-AF26-ED1E6B1C1A1D.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >marijuana >cannabis >Dude, WEED

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:44:23 2022 No.52898136 >>52898059 What are your strats, you just trading it on your own?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:44:24 2022 No.52898137 >>52898107 negative I'm not a bot. How do I prove this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:44:51 2022 No.52898150 >>52898084 >implied anti-semitism God you people disgust me

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:45:00 2022 No.52898152 hurry the fuck up and go below 382 SPY so I can cum

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:45:11 2022 No.52898158 File: 1.19 MB, 1170x1796, 231C45EF-50AD-496D-B22C-EF9E5A7B7E62.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHY WONT SILVERGATE CRASH CRASH DAMN YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:45:12 2022 No.52898159 What's the best utilities ETF?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:45:22 2022 No.52898162 >>52898133 It’s in the bottom left corner you coomer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:45:25 2022 No.52898163 >>52898150 sorry we'll do better

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:45:31 2022 No.52898165 >>52898107 I am not a bot. JEPI is a great income product, with capital appreciation potential. I reinvest my dividends monthly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:45:42 2022 No.52898167 File: 47 KB, 830x515, 1671090055707520.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SPY to 180 :^)

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:46:33 2022 No.52898179 >>52898165 THEYRE NOT DIVIDENDS YOU FUCKING RETARD I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT IF YOU DONT START CALLING THEM DISTRIBUTIONS FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:46:37 2022 No.52898181 >>52898150 go back

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:46:47 2022 No.52898184 File: 41 KB, 756x310, ACDE1617-A5AA-4AFE-94DF-8DD8B14085FC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898158 FUCK CRYPTO SCAMS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:46:47 2022 No.52898183 >>52898059 >lost 200k during the golden bull run Topkek

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:46:47 2022 No.52898185 >>52898115 I would lend Argentina $100k if the collateral was Anya.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:47:16 2022 No.52898195 >>52898150 We'll try not to imply it next time please accept my apology good sir!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:47:24 2022 No.52898199 >>52898137 If you sink in the water, you're not a bot. >>52898167 >SPY to 180(3) :^) ^_~

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:47:27 2022 No.52898201 File: 2.91 MB, 854x480, 1670946979195960.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898162 See you guys in 15

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:47:28 2022 No.52898202 File: 176 KB, 950x523, 10217.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am a sublime genius. My index options are green, my shorts are green, my longs are green. You should all worship my genius

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:47:30 2022 No.52898203 >>52898096 EUR losing against USD and buying btc on the way down then selling it all @20k.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:47:32 2022 No.52898205 >>52898111 He's going to drop off a paper check for my employee, but these sorts of little fuck ups are happening more and more and I'm tired of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:47:39 2022 No.52898208 How much money do I need before I can make a friend to teach me how to step my game up? I know I can pay for an advisor to lose me money, but it would feel better if it was a friend. Even better, how to find a business partner?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:47:56 2022 No.52898212 >>52898179 Sorry, my mistake. How do I edit a post?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:47:58 2022 No.52898213 File: 67 KB, 435x393, CB8B2550-E449-445B-8477-16471F3E14D0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Too ez

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:48:16 2022 No.52898217 File: 54 KB, 795x178, SOXL_pain.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898036

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:48:24 2022 No.52898219 File: 199 KB, 1536x1895, 1668016243397194.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898185 Anon that would basically just be buying her for $100k.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:48:31 2022 No.52898220 >>52898212 Pay for 4chan pass

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:48:35 2022 No.52898221 >>52898208 What's your motivation here bro, seems like you just want somebody to hang out with join a club or hobby group my man

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:48:39 2022 No.52898223 >>52898150 What do you mean you people? Goys perhaps?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:49:07 2022 No.52898229 File: 1.13 MB, 2160x1620, 678F631A-5EDA-4713-93D5-4AC33C2A88A0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Memestocks are officially dead

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:49:11 2022 No.52898231 File: 148 KB, 960x979, 1623512549423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898201 why do you people always have to post weird shit? why cant you just post normal, sexy images?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:49:15 2022 No.52898232 File: 361 KB, 2553x1439, Is this my drag debut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898201 these are both men.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:49:17 2022 No.52898233 File: 103 KB, 250x201, 1617504538005.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LET THE MUSIC GUIDE YOU https://youtu.be/dW-7ftByfFg

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:49:36 2022 No.52898234 >>52898219 How long until this "person" takes me to the mothership for organ harvesting and inhumane experiments?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:50:02 2022 No.52898244 >>52898159 SDP

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:50:04 2022 No.52898246 >>52898233 EDM is absolute aural cancer and I'm tired of pretending it isn't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:50:12 2022 No.52898250 File: 1.43 MB, 576x1024, 1669123790788328.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898036 SOXL_shill single handedly killed /smg/

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:50:14 2022 No.52898253 >>52898185 Make sure Harriet Tubman isn’t around. She likes to steal collateral.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:50:19 2022 No.52898254 File: 368 KB, 404x570, miko11.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898219 Stop posting this hideous alien woman, you could fit the Pacific ocean between the massive gap between her eyes, also stop posting the goblina Wednesday too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:50:29 2022 No.52898260 File: 30 KB, 720x140, Screenshot_20221216_084635.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] soon I will have my first -%100 bag

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:50:29 2022 No.52898259 File: 68 KB, 306x331, 1620405797222.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I really need to stop slurping

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:50:34 2022 No.52898262 what day of the month does JEPI pay divies?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:50:35 2022 No.52898263 Buy calls now, reversal incoming

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:50:59 2022 No.52898269 >>52898233 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIx0oXUtME8

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:51:00 2022 No.52898270 File: 2.77 MB, 432x540, black lives matter.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898231 no worries, i got you famalam.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:51:09 2022 No.52898276 File: 2.19 MB, 640x1136, 1654109422127.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898234 You might say we cum in peace.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:51:14 2022 No.52898277 File: 348 KB, 829x633, gunpepe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898260 Quit buying shit stocks. Quit doubling down on shit stocks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:51:35 2022 No.52898280 >>52898250 her face looks about 40

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:51:37 2022 No.52898281 >>52898260 Been there. Just cut it and buy yourself a,nice meal at outback steakhouse

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:51:39 2022 No.52898283 Any chance of a Rocker /smg/ update soon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:51:47 2022 No.52898284 File: 23 KB, 600x623, god i wish that was me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898201

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:51:49 2022 No.52898286 File: 313 KB, 1000x562, d5d105cf7db941cd8df6754ab01049cc_18.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good morning /smg/ sirs. Please do the needful and buy the dip. Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:52:04 2022 No.52898293 >>52898263 didn't you say this an hour ago and 3 hours before that and yesterday and last week

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:52:17 2022 No.52898298 >>52898283 Rocker died from the vaxx and that's a good thing!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:52:48 2022 No.52898303 >>52898269 Not bad, but not my kind of thing

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:52:50 2022 No.52898305 File: 22 KB, 292x358, Besuited Nordic Yes Man.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898219

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:53:25 2022 No.52898313 >>52898088 What is your job?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:53:39 2022 No.52898319 >>52898283 Yes

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:53:55 2022 No.52898322 you did buy COSM right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:54:08 2022 No.52898325 File: 2.91 MB, 2160x1620, A238BCE9-006D-4198-B676-672CAC41CD12.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You chuds aren’t investing in cardboard, right? You are surely investing in the hot commodity of pic related? >inflation proof

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:54:15 2022 No.52898328 File: 1.07 MB, 854x480, 1668475610988042.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898231 >weird shit Do you realize where you are

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:54:17 2022 No.52898329 >>52898250 I thought he said sell when baka goes under the 200 day moving average. That was a long time ago

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:54:26 2022 No.52898331 >>52898262 The ex dividend date is typically on the first business day of the month. The actual distribution is about 2-4 days after the ex dividend date.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:54:28 2022 No.52898333 Buying some shares of TSLA (shit scam stock lel) with a stop at $150 need or it or nah?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:54:44 2022 No.52898339 >>52898313 hes a real life janny. literal shit sweeper.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:55:07 2022 No.52898344 >>52898329 >when baka lmao these roody poo filters I tell you what.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:55:14 2022 No.52898346 >>52898205 Do you work for a small company? If you are anywhere near 50 employees you should have a full time sperg for this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:55:16 2022 No.52898348 File: 747 KB, 990x592, 1671188793476352.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898328 John Rocker owes me money

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:55:22 2022 No.52898351 I am having a second daughter

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:55:29 2022 No.52898354 >>52898328 fageet

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:55:55 2022 No.52898359 File: 606 KB, 1075x1100, 37618E3C-6861-4B92-9FA1-37D9380E1E14.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Really hoping farmer Jim and Weiss are on halftime today

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:56:08 2022 No.52898361 >>52898229 how the fuck are retail down 40%? Does that include withdrawals?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:56:16 2022 No.52898362 File: 298 KB, 609x697, 1615054504462.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898351 Congratulations!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:56:43 2022 No.52898368 File: 33 KB, 303x298, 1595102731148454.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898351 noice

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:56:50 2022 No.52898373 who in here likes to gamble?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:56:58 2022 No.52898375 File: 142 KB, 720x911, 1670753045168207.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are we in a recession yet or is this another tease?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:57:12 2022 No.52898377 File: 242 KB, 743x800, 1665023995330611.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898373 You know it

Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:57:19 2022 No.52898380

>>52898036
bear market will be over by the end of next year. now is the time to stock up on cheapies. i prefer single companies to triple leveraged ETF's, but i like semi's all the same. but it's a long-term play, im not going to pretend like it isn't, so you do you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:57:19 2022 No.52898381 I'm not bearish enough

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:57:23 2022 No.52898385 >>52898262 https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/funds-and-etfs/jepi/dividend-history

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:57:45 2022 No.52898392 >>52898381 You have no idea how short I am.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:57:45 2022 No.52898391 >>52898373 I prefer my monthly 1% payout from JEPI

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:57:51 2022 No.52898395 >>52898377 i meant at the casino, not the wall street casino

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:57:55 2022 No.52898398 File: 964 KB, 650x851, 1671199460789903.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898351 in 18 years she will be sucking my cock for money

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:57:56 2022 No.52898399 File: 776 KB, 1920x1040, 1671019204655078.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898351 Congrats anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:57:58 2022 No.52898400 Is /GME/ really just a general for people to say it's over?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:58:06 2022 No.52898404 File: 412 KB, 1271x691, ohio2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898373 you know where you are bro?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:58:20 2022 No.52898408 File: 112 KB, 1235x410, ultimate cuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898351 >>52898362 >>52898368

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:58:31 2022 No.52898410 >>52898395 Yes. I like to play craps.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:58:34 2022 No.52898411 >>52898375 Survey says... https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/10Y2YS Q3-Q4 next year.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:59:00 2022 No.52898418 >>52898404 I wonder what casino that is

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:59:02 2022 No.52898419 >>52898328 sneed

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:59:16 2022 No.52898425 >>52898395 oh hell naw, i'm retarded bro but not that retarded my gambling is strictly on jew street

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:59:16 2022 No.52898424 >>52898410 Me too!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:59:23 2022 No.52898429 >>52898377 >>52898410 I hate craps and don’t understand why people are drawn to it, I’m not putting my money in your hands.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:59:23 2022 No.52898430 File: 202 KB, 640x634, 1668446437438978.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898351 >Imagine having a daughter LMAO

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:59:29 2022 No.52898431 File: 1.28 MB, 1989x3327, 1650986017125.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I told you guys SOXL was going to 8.30.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 16:59:58 2022 No.52898438 >>52898395 >>52898373 no. expected value is negative, id rather play russian roulette

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:00:08 2022 No.52898443 File: 270 KB, 623x662, FWfBN4xUcAAD1YK.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Black trans lives matter. Why talk about stocks when there's more important issues out there?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:00:20 2022 No.52898446 File: 60 KB, 839x768, 1668757161127948.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898351 I will wait for her

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:00:24 2022 No.52898449 >>52898346 We literally only have 5 employees left. We are circling the drain.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:00:27 2022 No.52898452 File: 186 KB, 842x480, 1671125370600853.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Market bots are sluts for averages.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:00:29 2022 No.52898453 File: 55 KB, 640x480, 42.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898351 A toast! To anon, and his family

Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:00:40 2022 No.52898457

>>52898404
I still need to get around to replacing the Ohio flag patch with something more relevant
>>52898418
I think it was just on the first page of Google Image search
>>52898429
It gives you the best odds in the casino. You can also play absolutely retarded and get the worst odds if you want too. It's fun

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:00:54 2022 No.52898460 >>52898443 >blacks no >trans lel, no

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:01:14 2022 No.52898466 >>52898392 5'2?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:01:40 2022 No.52898475 Is anyone buying calls?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:01:48 2022 No.52898478 >>52898260 when did you buy if you don't mind me asking? and why?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:01:51 2022 No.52898479 File: 135 KB, 1200x676, 1655330388542.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898449 Good. Stop soaking up the labor supply. Let the cubicle wagies take out their own trash and scrub their own toilets. Else leave them wallowing in their filth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:01:58 2022 No.52898481 > Oil Wtfwt

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:02:49 2022 No.52898493 File: 72 KB, 300x300, 4v63657s6m8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898351

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:02:50 2022 No.52898494 I have a first date with some smoking hot latina girl from work any suggestions lads?

Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:02:55 2022 No.52898496
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>>52898392
Brother Bobo, I have been shorting since fucking August. My losses up to now were extreme. One week ago I was still -40% on my portfolio. But finally the sentiment becomes profitable.

KILL ALL MUMUS

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:03:27 2022 No.52898501 >>52898443 youre right, silence is violence. what do we do? i propose ontop of a capital gains tax every year we should have a BTL(black trans lives) tax because black trans are not invested in stocks so its unfair.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:03:34 2022 No.52898505 File: 871 KB, 540x800, 1669519073714132.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898494 >futures

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:03:34 2022 No.52898504 >>52898494 Be white

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:03:43 2022 No.52898510 File: 52 KB, 480x600, immunity dog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898328

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:03:50 2022 No.52898512 File: 893 KB, 4096x3518, 4chan biz chainlink bullish frog meme.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the fuck just happened to oil?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:03:56 2022 No.52898515 >>52898449 Understandable. I hope you are looking for a new job.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:03:58 2022 No.52898517 >>52898494 Ignore her and wait for >>52898351 pure bred daughter

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:03:59 2022 No.52898518 File: 7 KB, 223x226, 1643727790329.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MUUUMUUUU....

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:04:00 2022 No.52898519 >>52898494 don't piss her off. latinas are loco

Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:04:05 2022 No.52898522

>>52898479
My wet dream is to pull the company out unannounced and watch the cubicle cucks end up knee deep in their own shit in a week. I hate office people so much it's unreal. Their latest faggy stunt is this week they are having a gingerbread house contest. That's right. A bunch of grown ass adults, building ginger bread houses at work in the clock. This is why china is going to btfo America.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:05:17 2022 No.52898539 File: 1.95 MB, 720x1276, manlet.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898348 why do manlets even live? how do they stand the constant humiliation?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:05:20 2022 No.52898541 >>52898512 Recession confirmed. Turns out it was not priced in after all lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:05:52 2022 No.52898554 >>52898519 thats the only way for them to get wet tho

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:06:18 2022 No.52898561 COSM hit $5

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:06:19 2022 No.52898562 I woke up late. We break SPY 380 yet, or is that coming this afternoon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:06:21 2022 No.52898564 >>52898351 i can't wait to enjoy her, anon. thanks :^)

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:07:08 2022 No.52898578 >>52898501 redirect the new stock buyback tax to minorities and call it the buyblack tax

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:07:33 2022 No.52898586 >>52898430 The kid doesn't look black in that photo. All of the women are bottle blondes

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:07:40 2022 No.52898588 File: 2.78 MB, 634x488, 1668381083930061.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So where's the bottom?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:08:25 2022 No.52898598 >>52898539 if he was flailing his legs you would know he dindu nuffin. but he aint and he did

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:08:25 2022 No.52898597 >>52898501 Nigga just open a brokerage account. Like download Robinhood. Fill out a Schwab application lol.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:08:39 2022 No.52898605 >>52898494 Invite her out on Friday night so there's no responsibilities in the morning. Take her out to a local restaurant that serves drinks. Possibly with a decent hotel nearby. Get a pitcher of margaritas. Enjoy yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:09:00 2022 No.52898615 File: 80 KB, 1024x702, Daniel Plainview with a hat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898481 >U.S. WILL PURCHASE 3 MLN BBLS OF OIL FOR SPR FOR DELIVERY IN FEBRUARY - SENIOR ENERGY DEPT OFFICIAL

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:09:05 2022 No.52898616 >>52898515 I have enough money to where I won't have to work for a couple months anyway. Plus I have a lot of connections locally so finding a job won't be a problem. Scoopsies also owes me $3k and when he pays up I'll be more than fine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:09:11 2022 No.52898618 >>52898519 Should I take her to some mexican restaurant idk kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:09:18 2022 No.52898623 >>52898605 also make sure you pull out latinas are fertile af

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:09:31 2022 No.52898627 >>52898522 >I become permanent WFH due to unsafe office conditions Please do pull out. I beg of you

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:09:50 2022 No.52898632 File: 138 KB, 454x567, 1667698628699585.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898597 >robinhood

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:10:08 2022 No.52898636 >>52898618 God, no. Take her to some fancy white person place. They love that kind of flex.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:10:13 2022 No.52898638 File: 679 KB, 1512x2016, pepemoonmission.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898605 Thanks bro good advice

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:10:14 2022 No.52898639 >>52898588 Bloomberg yesterday said SPX 2200 is the bottom.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:11:23 2022 No.52898655 >>52898632 Robbing from the poor and giving back to the rich as god intended

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:11:29 2022 No.52898658 >>52898494 wash your penis thoroughly beforehand

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:11:54 2022 No.52898666 File: 86 KB, 640x777, thugs rednecks throwing glass reaction bottles.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898618 Restaurants are fucking terrible for first dates anon. How new are you to this game?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:12:02 2022 No.52898668 >>52898618 Olive Garden bro.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:12:09 2022 No.52898670 Finished maxing out my 401(k) and Roth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:12:25 2022 No.52898673 >>52898494 just b urself :)

Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:12:43 2022 No.52898677
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hey guys, what do you do if you have a lot of money and are white but have a below average length dick (like 4 inches)? should you even bother trying to have sex? asking for a friend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:13:00 2022 No.52898681 >>52898638 is there somewhere that makes costumes for the pepe plush? I have one

Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:13:04 2022 No.52898683

>>52898632
Robinhood is officially trash, they’ve been holding $50 of mine hostage for MONTHS. They won’t let me withdraw it, when I try to use help it just tells me I have to wait for funds to settle. IT DOESNT TAKE THREE FUCKING MONTHS FOR TRADES TO SETTLE DICKWADS. They’re actually so broke they’re not letting me cash out $50z I’m never using Robinhood again honestly, I’m a full time fidelity scrub now

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:13:24 2022 No.52898692 >>52898618 Dave & Busters. Play some games with her, have fun and get her laughing. You'll hit for sure

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:13:32 2022 No.52898694 File: 445 KB, 300x300, 1663096947361451.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >It's still doing down Where is the fucking bottom?!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:13:44 2022 No.52898695 >>52898677 If you have a lot of money and a small dick just get dick enlargement surgery and have a 8inch meat stick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:13:58 2022 No.52898699 File: 2.80 MB, 1280x720, first date.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898666 where do you go for first dates typically, Satan?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:14:05 2022 No.52898701 >>52898692 fuck man I love D&B

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:14:31 2022 No.52898707 >>52898677 I dunno, go after smaller women?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:14:37 2022 No.52898709 >>52898694 Man, I bought yesterday assuming that it'd stabilize around today. I don't regret buying, After all it'll still go back up, but man, If I'd bought today I would have even more profit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:14:44 2022 No.52898711 File: 250 KB, 693x1011, 1671062244747121.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898694 Relax, this is just the bottom of the channel on the new uptrend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:14:49 2022 No.52898713 File: 497 KB, 706x888, manlet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898539 kek when will they learn?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:14:49 2022 No.52898714 >>52898221 Hangout with, yes. The crossover for 'hangout' and 'make money' is stupid small. How to find money making friend?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:15:00 2022 No.52898718 >>52898694 SPY to 250

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:15:02 2022 No.52898720 >>52898695 pretty sure that doesn't exist, anon. and if someone says it does it's probably some kind of weird pajeet scam or something. trust me i wish it was real, that'd make life a lot easier for people who made it, like my friend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:15:19 2022 No.52898728 >>52898694 >Where is the fucking bottom?! bend over and I'll show you

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:15:28 2022 No.52898731 File: 58 KB, 500x669, 1666452904026801.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898658 Threadly reminder next Monday is the annual /smg/ penis inspections. This is mandatory so don't be late.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:15:36 2022 No.52898734 >>52898677 Lose weight, fat asses have smoll peen because it’s hiding underneath inches of fat

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:15:36 2022 No.52898735 >>52898714 That's a tough venn diagram desu

Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:15:37 2022 No.52898736 [DELETED]

>>52898522
China will never overtake America. They basically sealed their fate from one child policy. It will be a demographic disaster in the next couple of decades. America can just import people to offset population decline. American culture is basically plug-and-play. China can’t do this because their language is way too difficult and they don’t have a sphere of influence.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:15:46 2022 No.52898739 >>52898677 Get good with your fingers and tongue, at that point the dick really won't matter as much as we've been led to believe. Good tongue skills can really satisfy a woman.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:15:54 2022 No.52898742 >>52898561 How long are we supposed to hold this shitstock anyway? I went in at 3.86 after the shilling this morning

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:15:54 2022 No.52898741 >>52898699 Something active like bowling or ice skating or axe throwing is usually a slam dunk

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:16:13 2022 No.52898747 File: 44 KB, 459x514, 1671143960656093.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This isn't the Santa rally I was promised.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:16:54 2022 No.52898757 File: 89 KB, 1079x1116, bobo3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898747

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:17:30 2022 No.52898767 File: 99 KB, 1080x1080, 1611210470620.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898711 kindly refrain from posting my wife

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:17:46 2022 No.52898771 File: 17 KB, 682x532, 1671144482466423.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898757

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:17:55 2022 No.52898772 >>52898720 Literally google penis enlargement surgery. 15k will give you 2 more inches

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:18:11 2022 No.52898778 >>52898438 Learn to count and don't get greedy

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:18:17 2022 No.52898779 >>52898742 I'm gonna sell EOD, but I wanna see how high it'll go

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:18:27 2022 No.52898783 >>52898772 >15k will give you 2 more inches .........but in which direction?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:18:40 2022 No.52898786 File: 602 KB, 1036x919, bobo-galaxy-laughing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898747 its green for me. thanks santa

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:18:40 2022 No.52898787 File: 154 KB, 1000x1000, bobo7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898771 Im demanding your gainz as reparations' boi!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:18:53 2022 No.52898791 >>52898496 I have been shorting since april and the fake and gay pumps+theta+vix down put me in the red during this rally but the delta is on my side now

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:19:05 2022 No.52898794 File: 55 KB, 564x564, 1647549109690.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898767 No.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:19:07 2022 No.52898795 File: 17 KB, 1087x133, Screenshot 2022-12-16 115448.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pray for me, anons. Mistakes were made.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:19:22 2022 No.52898798 >>52898787 What did he mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:19:23 2022 No.52898799 Convince me not to capitulate here right now.

Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:19:42 2022 No.52898805

>>52898736
The US sealed it's date by pushing abortions as routine birth control, promoting sterilization, and telling people having kids is bad due to overpopulation. We are not in a better situation than china. Plus our entire population is nothing but panty waste limp wristed faggots with a population that is too busy playing VR hentai games so they won't work. It's over for the US.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:19:43 2022 No.52898806 >>52898735 Been so close a few times. Feels like it really is a big club that I am not in. Bought some more stocks to ease the pain. Dividends are a replacement for hugs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:19:55 2022 No.52898808 >>52898783 there was a guy who did that surgery and his penis ended up shrining back into his body and becoming useless, his GF also left him even if it is a 1% chance case I would not take that shit ever

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:19:59 2022 No.52898810 File: 698 KB, 1778x2048, 1668559617851312.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898795

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:20:17 2022 No.52898817 >>52898799 the sooner you capitulate the sooner we can recover.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:20:20 2022 No.52898818 File: 69 KB, 1014x435, You'll_Cowards_Don't_Even_Smoke_Crack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898799 Because you'll forever be a coward.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:20:26 2022 No.52898820 >>52898739 won't my friend get laughed at for having a small dick though? he's afraid of being humiliated/traumatized, even with finger/tongue skills.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:20:37 2022 No.52898821 >>52898795 Peanuts. Hopefully that was like 1% of your account.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:20:43 2022 No.52898823 File: 750 KB, 1170x1067, xkm7MDU.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SPY to 420

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:21:19 2022 No.52898831 File: 210 KB, 1844x1475, FhtaXqDXwAAqLuc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898799 do it. its over. the west has fallen

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:21:22 2022 No.52898832 buy COIN $35.10

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:21:23 2022 No.52898833 File: 98 KB, 283x296, 4EF33959-CAE1-49E2-B3E2-0B8B776440F6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898799 Do the needful

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:22:00 2022 No.52898837 File: 74 KB, 1080x1080, 1657142064230.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898794 FUCK YOUUUUUU

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:22:06 2022 No.52898839 >>52898799 because you're not smart enough to time the bottom so you're better off DCA'ing and waiting. the bear market will likely be over in a year and your bags will suddenly become cheapies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:22:18 2022 No.52898842 >>52898677 Lots of chicks don't mind a small wang. Warning, they also don't' like sex much but will give it. >>52898810 Touching. Deep.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:22:21 2022 No.52898843 File: 73 KB, 568x479, 1591649439134.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898823 Ah yeah.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:22:28 2022 No.52898846 >>52898820 Tell your friend it's probably best that he transitions. Most men prefer a qt trap with a feminine benis, so you would actually be ahead of the curve compared to most.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:23:22 2022 No.52898858 File: 49 KB, 580x959, 1669626081906107.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898837 Saved before the jannies can get it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:23:25 2022 No.52898859 what are the bulls thinking reight now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:23:32 2022 No.52898860 File: 360 KB, 1027x859, 1668388860664863.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898837 >having deepfakes of an actress saved buddy...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:23:49 2022 No.52898864 File: 84 KB, 601x601, 1425343954999.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] STOP THE COUNT

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:24:31 2022 No.52898876 >>52898859 About thos beans...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:24:32 2022 No.52898877 File: 28 KB, 457x494, 1671147315249333.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898787 You wouldn't really hurt me, would you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:24:41 2022 No.52898880 File: 1019 KB, 544x874, 1670670532417426.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898677 There are actually "people" in /smg/ under 6ft and less than 6". Lol. Lmao. This will be your life.

Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:24:52 2022 No.52898882
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>>52898638
No problem anon. I would also suggest bar hopping after you get a meal with her. Plan this shit out so your cars won't get towed, and find the hotel you want to end up at the end of the night. Take a seat at the actual bar so you can always talk with the bar tenders if the conversation gets stale. A 3 or 4 person conversation can be easier. And they'll feed you drinks to you and her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:25:22 2022 No.52898887 >>52898858 >>52898860 >i missed it

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:25:52 2022 No.52898898 MRNA down 6.6%

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:25:54 2022 No.52898899 >>52898860 Actually more sensible than saving any other type of porn. That's the kind of shit they'll throw lawyers at to get off the internet. Hell, aren't there still fappening pics that'll get you autobanned?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:26:47 2022 No.52898914 >>52898859 Stock prices will almost certainly go up in the future, and it could even be as soon as next week.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:26:49 2022 No.52898915 >>52898859 >damn I shoulda bought VIXM like that one intelligent and handsome anon was shilling 2 days ago

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:27:10 2022 No.52898921 >>52898677 Buy a penis pump/penis extender and practise sport if you are fat . Gains guaranted.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:27:41 2022 No.52898926 >>52898915 absolutely not trading something with a chain that illiquid

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:27:49 2022 No.52898929 >FED'S DALY: I'M NOT SURE WHY MARKETS ARE SO BULLISH ON INFLATION.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:28:07 2022 No.52898932 >>52898859 I was a bear for several weeks but this drop was too sudden for me. Expecting a little recovery by Monday possibly before we continue the leg down. If bulls didn’t pump at the eod yesterday today would probably be green.

Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:28:25 2022 No.52898937
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Threadly reminder. Don't take dating advice from 4chan. Look where you are for fuck sake. Most people here are like poem anon. They literally lunch inanimate objects during a sperg out because they don't know how to function in life properly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:28:40 2022 No.52898940 >>52898926 You got some other more liquid mid-term long vol ETN in mind?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:28:52 2022 No.52898945 >>52898929 >Fedniggers mad everyone isn't listening to their bullshit

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:28:53 2022 No.52898946 File: 627 KB, 800x800, 50E2D469-BCD6-4E80-A6BB-6815C8151CFB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898929 Based

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:28:56 2022 No.52898947 >>52898929 kek, fed confirmed max all-in on puts

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:28:59 2022 No.52898948 >>52898823 you are literally stealing food out of artist's children's mouths by posting such images

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:29:02 2022 No.52898949 >>52898880 >less than 6" My penis girth is ~5.5" Does that count, and can we round up...? >>52898929 >STOP REMEMBERING YOUR TRAINING I will never stop slurping juicy dips

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:29:04 2022 No.52898951 I think globe life is a good short opportunity

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:29:36 2022 No.52898956 >>52898940 No I don't I just get fucked on UVXY and UVIX instead :-) fucking detest that the kikes won't let me trade VIX directly

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:30:35 2022 No.52898971 File: 239 KB, 416x657, 1643344204125.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898937 Hey man... there's no need for that kind of hostility

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:30:54 2022 No.52898977 is shemitah over yet?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:30:55 2022 No.52898978 File: 18 KB, 489x373, SPR refill fuckery.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WTI curve so flat Joe Biden's sniffing its hair.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:31:14 2022 No.52898983 >>52898929 The fed is literally telling everybody to sell their stocks >don't fight the fed Remember that slogan when the bull was running? It's relevant now more than ever

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:31:42 2022 No.52898987 New >>52898986 >>52898986

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:31:53 2022 No.52898991 File: 720 KB, 800x868, 1668699935549522.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898977 No, it's Hanukah.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:31:55 2022 No.52898994 >>52898971 i bought a case at QFC last night, thought of you bud

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:32:01 2022 No.52898997 >>52898937 hey bro quit talking shit on poem anon now!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:32:17 2022 No.52898999 >>52898937 Almost a rare based rocker post. Poem anon is the greatestest poster in /SMG/ history. Still, don't take dating advice from here. People unironically like goblina mutt animals.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:32:17 2022 No.52899000 File: 18 KB, 233x308, 1667620598532884.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] see cpi can in cool and the fed only raised by 50bp. santa rally is on, stocks to the moon

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:32:27 2022 No.52899005 >>52898994 Nice. It's good shit I don't drink at home anymore, but I always get Rainier when I'm out if the bar has it

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:33:40 2022 No.52899024 i made the right plays and today it's opex yet i still can't help feeling that i'll never have sex

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:33:46 2022 No.52899029 File: 1.72 MB, 220x220, 1615306477548.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898937 >literally lunch inanimate objects

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:38:36 2022 No.52899101 >>52899029 He meant punch

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:40:32 2022 No.52899134 File: 50 KB, 1024x785, 1611520647598.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52899101 No he meant lunch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:41:30 2022 No.52899149 File: 1.09 MB, 1024x1024, 02291-3774072768-a cartoon drawing of a girl in front of city, pansto art style, crying.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898810 Thanks anon. Got a giggle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:41:51 2022 No.52899154 File: 15 KB, 225x225, candle fish.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] YOUU MIIIGHT GEEEEET HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKED

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:42:41 2022 No.52899166 >>52898361 They were heavily invested in SPACs, meme stocks, shitcoins and ARKK type companies

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:42:56 2022 No.52899170 File: 914 KB, 1024x773, art is dead.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52898860 >AI makes better art >AI makes better stories >AI makes better porn how do i invest in this shit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:43:49 2022 No.52899186 >>52899170 training your own model and selling the output

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:44:06 2022 No.52899187 >>52899170 She can at any point in time start selling herself into the open market... No sexbots, yet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:44:08 2022 No.52899189 >>52898921 don't penis pumps just give you that balloon dick though?

Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:45:22 2022 No.52899210
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>>52898361
Retail ALWAYS gets heemed. The Dotcom bubble was so devastating for retail investors it took 15+ years for them to return.

Notice how the media keeps pushing the bounce back will happen any second now. That's them trying to get bagholders for their masters for the next 20 years.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:45:25 2022 No.52899212 thank u for the kind wishes frens, I know you'll take good care of her and her sister once they comes of age

Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:49:51 2022 No.52899286

>>52899210
i literally work for a major multinational semiconductor corporation. we had record profits this year and have a plan to double the profits of the company in less than 10 years. don't invest in Pets.com i guess. semiconductors are not Pets.com.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:50:39 2022 No.52899301 is it safe to hold bear ticker throughout the weekend?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:51:47 2022 No.52899321 File: 140 KB, 283x296, 1614195575809.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52899301 safe? no

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:53:56 2022 No.52899361 File: 1.20 MB, 1272x714, 1637015509293.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52899286 My Uncle works for SOXL and he told me we are going above $80!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:56:39 2022 No.52899412 >>52899361 it unironically is, eventually. semiconductors are too important to modern technology. may take a couple of years though and who knows how low it'll go in the mean time. not like im saying it's happening tomorrow or something.

Anonymous Fri Dec 16 17:59:14 2022 No.52899448

>>52899361
where do i sign up for the financial advisor job where i just tell people to buy the dip when the moving averages are up on the SPY daily chart and the Fed is doing QE, and sell the rips when the opposite is true? and i get paid 6 figures minimum per year right?

>>	dumpbot5000 Fri Dec 16 18:08:56 2022 No.52899587 File: 203 KB, 220x150, elmo-hell.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you can read this, you ARE the exit liquidity.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 18:16:32 2022 No.52899715 File: 115 KB, 791x710, 1621383155130.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52899587 feels bad man

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 20:03:39 2022 No.52901375 If you're still in COSM you gotta take the money and run. Dont hold over the weekend and risk all this easy money you fools.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 16 20:37:12 2022 No.52901830 >>52897910 AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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