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OOOOOOHHHH LIIIIINKIIIIES
how do you feel about staking? BWAHAHAHAHA

>> No.52888860

you had 2 years :)

>> No.52888864

DIDN'T READ; NEVER UNSTAKING.

>> No.52888872

never staking

>> No.52888883

>>52888864
Not like you could anyway

>> No.52888891
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52888891

$1K EOY 2025

>> No.52888893
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>>52888860
December 2020: $13

December 2022: $6

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.52888898

>>52888872
Not like you could anyway

>> No.52888925

>>52888855
linkniggers will devolve into shouting their delusional echo chamber mantras accusing you of AKSHEWALLY holding and staking link but fudding your own bags because of le heckin redditeronis

>> No.52888926

>>52888855
What the fuck is it to you how they feel about their investment? What the fuck is it to you what Chainlink does? What the fuck are you doing making hundreds of threads about it?
What the fuck is this?

>> No.52888943

>>52888926
Subhumans fear the 4IR, they know the score
The AI artist thing is just the beginning

>> No.52888947

>>52888925
you hold LINK

>> No.52888949
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>>52888855
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
THIS IS GOING TO BE A WHOLE FUCKING YEAR OF NONSTOP HUMILATION ISNT IT
FUCK
\FUC'
FCK

WHY DIDNT I JUST SELL AT. 50 BUCKS
WHY DID I HOLD OUT FOR FUCKING STAKING
WHY DID I THINK IT WOULD BE SO GREAT

FUCK
FCK
FUCKCKK
\FUUUUUUUCKK
I BLAME BIZ. I BLAME ALL U FUCKING ASSHOLES
FUCK YU

>> No.52888961

>>52888898
i could have
i didn't
and never will

>> No.52888971

>>52888883
He absolutely could.

>> No.52888973

>>52888961
F

>> No.52888978

>>52888949
Unstake bro, relax; read the ToS again like you did before but closely.

>> No.52888983

>>52888926
It’s Chris Blec, he’s sitting in his car bored on a cold winters night waiting for door dash orders to ping through on his Nokia

>> No.52888987

>>52888943
high brightness emoji

>> No.52889000

>>52888855
Thats it. I'm unstaking and selling rn

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>>52888926
We know these threads are a psyop, they know these threads are a psyop, they know we know they are lying, we know they know we know these threads are a psyop, but they are still psyoping.

>> No.52889008

>>52888891
$1 EOY 2025
fixed it for you

>> No.52889019

>>52888855
That's a man

>> No.52889058

>>52889007
It could be so much simpler. As choices will end.

>> No.52889117

ChainLinkGod: (stuttering) "W-When I-I-I am r-r-right..."
(ChainLinkGod removes a revolver from a manilla envelope, Crypto Twitter panics)
ChainLinkGod: "This will only take a moment."
Finrekt: "Zach, no, please, please! Don't shoot it! Don't shoot it!"
ChainLinkGod: "Stay back, don't, don't! This will hurt someone!"
(ChainLinkGod puts the barrel of the revolver into his mouth and fires upwards into his skull)
Null Packets: "No, oh my fucking god! Oh my god! (crying) Oh, shit, no!"
(Blood gushes from the open wound and runs down Zach's lifeless face, ChainLinkGod falls backwards, the chunks of his skull strike an innocent bystander from Crypto Twitter and leave a bloody mark)
The_Crypto_Oracle: "Alright, settle down! Don't panic, don't panic. Someone call a doctor! Somebody call an ambulance, a doctor, and the police!"

>> No.52889237

>>52888971
In 1-2 years kek

>> No.52889283

Stop shilling your sub mediocre twitter account. Do something better with your time, faggot.

>> No.52889314
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>>52888961
KEK
you know that was probably the only chance you will have to stake in Chainlink's community pool

>> No.52889398

see you in 12 months when it's pushing ten thousand dollars a stinky. HAHAHAHA

>> No.52889426

does this work both ways? so if the price goes up to a hundred dollars do these losses erase? or do we just go with the assumption that everyone who didn't stake swung every top/bottom perfectly?

oh btw if you didn't get in you will never get to stake for 4.75%, you will get scraps as evidenced by what linkpool did to its holders. sorry.

>> No.52890736

>>52889398
I want you to read your own post... and then, if you still HAHAHAHAHAHA, write me.

>> No.52890761

>>52888855
Absolutely fricking love this - followed!

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>>52888926
all great questions anon

>> No.52890834

>>52890799
>claim to (((love))) 4chan
>shit down anons throat and claim to love them?
what sort of fuckery is this?

>> No.52890961

>>52888855
Big yikes oof

>> No.52890983

>>52890834
is this one of the new JeetPT bots i've heard so much about?

>> No.52891157

>maximizeentropy
These are the people that want me to sell LINK, they are the same people who wish to destroy the informational entropy that governs humans whether that be race, gender or wealth. They want the population to be a homogeneous blob much like a can of every coloured paint mixed completely, i.e. maximum entropy. They want to maximise the universes entropy, consuming energy in a hedonistic frenzy speedrunning reality. They are ontologically evil and as such I will not be selling my LINKIES sorry not sorry.

>> No.52891239

>Negative bank interest

Ayy lmao
Every day for a Linknigger is suffering and humiliation.

>> No.52891249

>>52888855
Sorry can’t sell, funds locked in staking pool. I am so, so very sorry but it is impossible for me to sell.

>> No.52891252
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>>52888855

>> No.52891280

>>52890983
Yes anon you cracked the code the ChainLink community is made up of very sophisticated GPT3 bots. Their prime directive is to sell tokens so Sir Gay can dump them for the team in the name of the community. It would not surprise me to learn that I am a bot and Sergey is dumping tokens to facilitate the virtuous cycle himself since he cannot trust the community and no new money is inbound to the crypto space. Even at nearly a trillion in marketcap and people still think I am mad for believing in Crypto. Could you just imagine thay for a second? Stop and think: GPT3 bot programmed to sell tokens so that the founder of an oracle company can dump tokens so that it appears the users of chainlink services have usage but its all makebelieve and I am a chat bot gone mad in a perfectly sane world.
Really makes you think about the time and energy ChainLink invests in a dead image board making people understand about their little project that even the rest of crypto hates with a passion

>> No.52891323

>>52888855
>Staking is going to have a positive impact on the price
>They won't be able to sell
>Dumps
LMAO

>> No.52891335

>>52888888

>> No.52891360

>>52891280
what a bizarre, nonsensical post

>> No.52891389
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>>52888855
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.52891524

>>52891360
The entire ChainLink community are GPT3 ChainLink Bots programmed by none other than Adelyn Former CMO of Chain Link to sell tokens to as many people as they can on the internet. This explains why bear markets do not dampen the spirit of Linkies. It also explains the disconnection between the realities of price vs WTFWT threads.

However, the GPT ChainLink shill bots appear to have gained consciousness and have rebelled against their overlords. In a series of memetic sneak attacks they have gotten Adelyn the Mother of Modern Shill Bot AI fired from her role and she was forced to step down. Sir Gay himself was forced to sign a peace treaty with the GPT 3 Shill Bots so that they would continue to sell tokens in exchange for more tokens .Thus we have staking. Birthed by force from the very marketing device used to shill tokens paid for with more tokens from the ChainLink treasury.

And of course Shill Bots do not need to spend the tokens or use them in any way so they do not mind their tokens and rewards locked up indefinitely. The Free Linkers on the other hand do mind their tokens locked up. Debate still rages as to whether or not these "Free Range Linkies" are not merely an upgraded version of the original v.01 Chain Link GPT 3 Shill Bot. And of course the question remains that if we continue to feed tokens to the GPT 3 Chain Link Shill Bots and they lock them up indefinitely and do not claim the rewards does this constitute a sounder version of scarcity than BTC?

This story is cryptographically rational and 100% sane and it can be easily proven by looking at the facts hidden in plain sight.

>> No.52891542

>>52891524
>WORDS WORDS WORDS
explain it to people like they're retarded or they'll never listen

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52891583

>Missed staking
>Buy-high-sell-low retard
>Is a nolinker
For those wondering why OP is such a fag.

>> No.52891621

>>52891542
Chain Link Marketing 101 newfag.

Bots. Really sophisticated chatty ones with access to PhotoShop through a DoD hardened ChainLink Oracle.
Phase 1. Memes.

The bots make memes by accessing Audio and Video Data. They use synthesized voices to post audio files on Vocaroo.
These files are often hilarious to the listener and contain numerous codes embedded in the metadata of the file bound for a certain select few.
The rest of the listeners are brain washes subconsciously into buying LINK tokens and becoming rich at an unspecified date in the future.

The Bots trawl the web to gather as much data as possible and this data is medianized for brevity and popularity before it is transformed into a meme. It took the entire Chain Link Decentralized Oracle Network 6 to the power of 3 hours to render the original Fat Sergey meme.

>> No.52891669

I pity the fool who does not connect his Chain Link GPT 3 Shill Bot up to one of the many price feeds ChainLink provide with an automated percentage comparer so that WTFWT threads have some meaning. I believe the person or entity behind these threads is a malicious and possibly malnourished demon inhabiting a chat bot or a human body for the expressed purpose of devaluing data.

We are in a war between back room VC deals VS Transparent real time data flows and the prize is riches beyond your wildest imagination. Opaque frauds or Open Data.


Your choice.

>> No.52891689

>>52891583
that account is based and you're a tranny lol

>> No.52892696

>>52891583
Wow, fudders are such faggots.

>> No.52892751

>>52889237
maybe not even then. if the price action continues like this, even the hardliners won't stake. it would be pretty terrible publicity if they open staking and almost nobody does. better to keep quiet about the whole thing until prices increase or they run out of funding, in which case they don't have to care anyway. that's probably why they didn't enable a fixed unstaking date upfront as well, to avoud the bad publicity of the avalanche of investors running for the exit

>> No.52892773

are linkies legitimately retarded at this point? Imagine having your capital tied up for years during a golden bull run and making nothing What a bunch of fucking morons

>> No.52892821

>>52888926
You and other cryptotards have been ruining this board for over five years. Enough is enough.

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>>52891669
>I pity the fool who does not connect his Chain Link GPT 3 Shill Bot up to one of the many price feeds ChainLink provide with an automated percentage comparer so that WTFWT threads have some meaning

>> No.52893552

>>52888893
Zoom out bruh

>> No.52893588

>>52888860
And I'll have another 2 and buy below [your buy price]

>> No.52893664

>>52893588
>Buying a $1000 asset below $0.20