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52886266 No.52886266 [Reply] [Original]

How do I redpill my girlfriend on saving money and becoming financially independent? She has a net worth of 40k (all cash) in her mid 20s and doesn't invest at all.

I'm thinking of giving her the millionaire next door and sending her Instagram reels about compounding/saving money.

>> No.52886297

>>52886266
Did this dumb bitch just post client data on god damn tiktok??

>> No.52886302

she'll do nothing because she can always get bailed out by a man

>> No.52886361

>cringe dance
>she revealed this so now her boss will no longer assume that cleaning all that takes time thus fucking not only herself but everyone else in the workplace

>> No.52887290

>>52886266
did she just do a dance to celebrate removing blank rows?

>> No.52887315

>>52886266
>20000 rows
>excel
NGMI

>> No.52887380
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>>52886297
>>52886361
>>52887290
kek

>> No.52887476

>>52887380
Tranny spotted

>> No.52887542

>>52886266
She's the excel tips tiktoker that makes a million dollars a day.

It makes me seethe but she filtered all the pajeets and their shitty tutorials.

>> No.52887577

>>52886266
What is cleaning data?

>> No.52887583
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52887583

>>52886266
why isnt this in a database?

>> No.52887825
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52887825

>20,000 rows

just use sqlite programminglets

>> No.52888020

>>52887583
Sorry Incel, I'm not paying you $400'000 plus tip to manage an SQL database when I can pay a roastie $40'000 plus my other tip to manage a .xlsx file

>> No.52888188

>>52887583
it is, just the "database" is actually some shitty business app and to do anything useful you need to export all the data to CSV

>> No.52888232

>>52887583
You will see security horrors beyond your imagination

>> No.52888309

>>52886361
if people in your office don't know have such basic excel skills it's probably not worth staying there

>> No.52888393

>>52886266
My autistic ass would go to the end of the records, place a 1 in the last cell, then make the macro press ctrl+down arrow then ctrl+- to delete each blank row. End if the cell in col A = 1.

>> No.52888417

if you need to regularly use the mouse for excel you're not skilled enough yet

>> No.52888620

>>52888417
nigbrain thinking right here folks

>> No.52888691

>>52888417
>skill
>spreadsheets
Yeah i'm thinking not based

>> No.52888842

>>52888691
t. mousecuck

>> No.52889813

>>52886266
Lmao your GF is up 20% against the SP500 YTD.
The "le just epic passive invest" doesn't work when you are entering a heavy recession.
Cash is king and it will continue to be for at least 2023

>> No.52889846

for me it's google.com "excel delete empty rows"

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52889876

>>52888691
>implying spreadsheets don't take skill

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>>52889876

>> No.52889896
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>>52889885
This is all done with excel.

>> No.52889918

>>52889813
even more if she dumped it into a fintech now getting in the 3+%

>> No.52889932

>>52887542
>that makes a million dollars a day.
bullshit, she would be billionaire by now. She probably makes that a month, like the top 1% of only fans prostitutes.

>> No.52889966

>>52889876
>>52889885
>>52889896
how does your RAM not fill up and crash the program after like 5 leaves?
I’ve tried to do plan out various engineering projects on excel files and one diagram of a solar panel will crash my shit

>> No.52890089

>>52889966
maybe try not using a mac

>> No.52890094

>>52889966
Apparently the dude who makes it has a standard business desktop. He probably has a plug in wrote to reduce shape memory or something like that

>> No.52890102

>>52889966
>how does your RAM not fill up and crash the program after like 5 leaves?
Excel max number of rows is about 1048576, the max number of columns is 16384. The product between rows and columns is 17179869184. The size of a generic RGB object is 3 bytes (255*255*255), which multiplied by 17179869184 is equal to the amount of niggers you could kill by nuking africa, GOD I HATE NIGGERS.

>> No.52890154

>>52886266
I want to put my penis into her vagina

>> No.52890232

>>52887542
>pajeets and their shitty tutorials

Unironically take that shit back.

>> No.52890285

>>52890102
BASED

>> No.52890323

>>52890232
You ain't learning if you ain't watching an Indian dude in broken English teach you advanced mathematics with 90s Era tech

>> No.52890330

>>52887542
>>52890232
>>52890323
Soul vs soulless. Bet this bitch doesnt even call her viewers sir or friend.
>>52889846
based

>> No.52890332

>>52886266
Dump her and marry a rich girl

>> No.52890395

>>52888020
Holy kek
>t. Sr programmer at a health authority

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52890457

>52887476
No (you) for you faggot.

>> No.52890575

>>52886266

>women
>thinking ahead

Son you have some growing up to do

>> No.52890585

>>52890089
I was using an hp spectre with 16gb ram
>>52890102
every shape is vectorized and has to adjust when you zoom in or out or scroll around. it quickly becomes unusable
however, I do see your point and ultimately concur

>> No.52890637

>>52887583
Excel is the database to them. You have no idea lol

>> No.52890762

>>52890637
I’m not a CS or codenigger faggot and I had a virtual machine set up for me at work to host a database that I need to stand up but it’s annoying as fuck. especially figuring out how to do permissions and read/write capabilities. excel comes packaged into our enterprise microsoft suite and already has all the permissions handled by the network and just works within 5 minutes
You’re incredibly gay and probably never get anything meaningful accomplished

>> No.52890801

>>52890762
Lol corporate IT would never allow this. This is all highly political, no one is going to use your bastardised system that "just works" you don't know what it takes to implement and support new systems in an actual functioning business. You have never spoken to an accountant.

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>>52886266
women finance....LOL

>> No.52890837

>>52890801
I am the person that the accountants come to when they are trying to figure out a technical reason for certain purchases. I work at a small startup. We have to comply with government data controls and you can just generate a shared spreadsheet within Microsoft frameworks that are built to work within DoD guidelines

>> No.52890841

For anyone who is stupid itt, the girl in the op webm has a channel where she does these stupid dances and scenarios to TEACH people how to use excel. Its an 'educational tiktok'.

>> No.52890916

>>52890837
and I’ve also worked at large gov contractor. works the same way. as soon as an engineer is handed his work PC, he can open up excel and create a shared spreadsheet that complies with all company IT policies automatically. day 1. the larger companies have already figured out how to implement intranet connecting to databases. experienced staff will just show a new hire what intranet sites to bookmark, and they have graduated from excel datakeeping

>> No.52891090

>>52890841
I think people are seriously desperate for sex when shit like this exists. Imagine not having sex and wanting to have it constantly but knowing you can't lol. Musts suck.

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>>52891090

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>>52886266
>CRTL+SHIFT+DN
>Remove duplicated rows
I watched this a few times and still can't believe she went through all of that, am I taking crazy pills? What kind of "boss" would even pass that down to someone?

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52891151

>>52891128
a women boss like pic related

>> No.52891213
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>>52887583
As a manager of a IT team you wouldn't believe the horrors I've witnessed.

>> No.52891224

>>52886266
Her dance ia fucking stupid but I have no idea why I can't stop watching her do that retarded squirm shit at the beginning.

>> No.52891234

>>52891213
Green bread time. Worst I've seen is excel based dashboard sent via email instead of website.

>> No.52891250

>>52888417
If you don't do it via emacs, just accept your fate that you are a room temp IQ niglet.

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52891301

>>52891090
Imagine wanting modern women, sex must be disturbingly disgusting. I hate women BTW.

>> No.52891306
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>>52891250
i have an imacs too

>> No.52891315
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52891315

>>52891301
modern women....

>> No.52891317

>>52886266
Give her rich dad poor dad but unironically.

>> No.52891322

>>52886266
Am I missing something if she’s got $40k in cash in her mid 20s isn’t that doing pretty good? Like daddy’s money or like what does she do for a revenue stream? All in on DOGE, obviously

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>>52891322
real question ??40k is few good simps on OF/twitch whatever sex platform you like....

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52891351

>>52891315

2d >> 3d

>> No.52891414

>>52886266
Show me the side profile shot sweetie, juuuust a lil side profile.....

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>>52891351

>> No.52891464
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52891464

>>52891417
Please stop. Thread is stinky now.

>> No.52891569

>>52886266
i was really hoping black people hated white people. they just allow these roasties to walk around making these videos. guess im woke now /biz/

>> No.52891617

>>52891234
how is a regular person supposed to stand up a website on a company intranet? what could a chemical engineer possibly code within 2 weeks from scratch to better represent his process flows than a carefully maintained spreadsheet? You’re gay! Im sorry but you are certifiably homosexual

>> No.52891642

>>52890817
they are all fat what the fuck

>> No.52891646

>>52886266
don't
just take it from her though various "investment" schemes

>> No.52891671

>>52890817
>>52891315
>>52891346

is muttistan a real place on earth? I often have doubts.

>> No.52893591

>>52886266
You should explore crypto earning options. That way she would make tons of money in no time

>> No.52893657

>>52888020
Kek. Underrated post

>> No.52893750

>>52886266
>sending her Instagram reels about compounding/saving money

you dont have a girlfriend.

>> No.52893799

>>52886266
Why do these creatures dance pathetically and post it online? Did I arrive on a planet with humans that actually enjoy this garbage?

>> No.52893808

>>52887583
The whole industry is months behind because of people inability to process data and use proper tools.

I work in major e-commerce company and CEO and investors still don't know what was the impact of covid on our businesses.

You wouldn't believe how companies are lagging behind because of data processing issue.

>> No.52893810

>>52891315
>literally eating during the fucking tiktok.

jfc. this shit needs to be fixed. millions and millions of people like this get to cast their vote in the social forum we call the internet and social media yet they shouldnt be able to. Look at them. They look like they do literally everything backwards from the moment they wake up.

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>>52891417
dear fucking god they even have one of those influencer lights

>> No.52894019

>>52891151
She's now married to a white man kek

>> No.52894043

>>52886266
You dont want your gf to be "financially independent"

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52894223

>>52893830
>>52891417

La criatura

>> No.52894277

>>52886266
>How do I redpill my girlfriend on saving money and becoming financially independent? She has a net worth of 40k (all cash) in her mid 20s and doesn't invest at all.

and now youre going to lose it all for her on some shitcoin

>> No.52894303

>>52886266
What's wrong with her keeping in cash what she has earned? Why force her to invest?

>> No.52894319
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52894319

>>52886266
even roasties are richer then me now since boomer rock penny mining stocks ate 80% of my networth. so fucking blackpilling

>> No.52894389

>>52891315
>>52891417
>>52893830
>>52894223
That's Triggerlypuff.

https://youtu.be/B7RIWh-Vo0Y

>> No.52894563

>>52887542
>makes a million dollars a day.
She definitely doesn't

>> No.52894583

Based Excel Stacey

Would impregnate

>> No.52894703

>>52886266
Ms. Excel is a millionaire girl boss entrepreneur. She made her fortune teaching people how to use Excel and other productivity tools as well as coaching people in career development. You go girl!

#girlbossfridays #slayqueen #independent #queen

>> No.52894741

>>52890323
I shit you not I earn $150k as a WFH software dev thanks to Pajeets on YouTube teaching me Java and how to build Android Apps in Eclipse back during the mid 2010s. It was a soulful time. Everything is pure onions and woman shit nowadays.

>> No.52894942

>>52887583
oh my sweet summer child

>> No.52895044

>>52887583
Retards retard. vid is probably a madeup scenario any basic computer user can do.

Also her shortcuts slower than filtering the fields and deleting empty rows.

>> No.52895058

My wife only makes 225k - I fucking hate how lazy she is

>> No.52895262

>>52888020
this, excactly this

>> No.52896955

>>52886297
It's fake data used for practice. We used the same in my excel classes

>> No.52897144

>>52886266
what the FUCK is this shit ?
this is unwatchable

>> No.52897277

>>52887542
>pajeets and their shitty tutorials.
Take that back my guy. I once had to make a geotechnical particle size distribution plot for my work after receiving data from the lab. Followed the tutorial by Ranjesh and the PhD project leads were impressed. Stupid academics didn’t even know how to filter a graph on excel.

>> No.52897359

>>52891671
it is yuropoor, we have food and heat here

>> No.52897470

>>52894319
you bought stocks that mine pet rocks and somehow thought that was a good idea?

>> No.52897515

>>52886266
Look at the beak on that thot

>> No.52897571

>>52886266
I wish that was my leaked data in her clip so I could sue her and her company

>> No.52898503

>>52897277
Pajeet electronics guides are gold. Whenever my phone or ancient laptop starts acting up, I can 99% of the time find a Pajeet video that Exminster my exact problem.

>> No.52898549

>>52886266
Why is she dancing, she still has to work.

>> No.52898719

>>52887583
>women
>non-GUI interface
Not a chance kek.

>> No.52898766

With a few notable exceptions, you can’t “redpill” women on anything, especially finances.

For instance, in order to grasp the power of compounding interest, the subject has to cognize an “image” or “representation” of the process, an abstract rational picture of what compounding interest entails. (Usually graphs, numbers, telling a “story” of the investment from beginning to end)

Women don’t think like this. They parse information through a consensus mechanism. In other words, they don’t think “is this objectively right, according to my inner locus of reason?” - rather, they ask “do the others around me think this is right?”

This explains why women always fall victim to overspending etc. After all, everyone she knows, whether real or online, displays an ostentatious spend-now-ask-later lifestyle, so this is the way that she sees as correct to operate in the world, in the same way you see someone like warren buffet

Women aren’t really “humans”, they are another creature entirely, and it’s frankly cruel that we try and make them live up to human standards

>> No.52898868

>>52898766
You sound like you have no history with women what so ever senpai