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>acts overly nice to you when you start
>says hello every day
>you try to limit conversations with them to avoid getting called a creep
>eventually they don't talk to you at all
>eventually you hear them laughing at stuff in the background as you try to get work done and you hate them for probably laughing at you

>> No.52885201

>go to work as the office loner
>get treated as the officer loner
many such cases

>> No.52885239

left < right

>> No.52885275

>>52885239
Definitely

>> No.52885287

>>52885158
That's cute, did the roasties switch half their clothes or something?

Must be boring doing data entry all day. Did you get that email I sent you? Oops, your phone's ringing, don't answer that, oh it's them? Yeah, definitely don't answer that!

>> No.52885290

>>52885239

right is a solid 3 points hotter

look at that ass

>> No.52885309

>>52885158
Roasties only inhabit the office to flirt with everyone and be the center of attention. By denying them this you're wounding their pride. Best to give them what they want. It costs you nothing and can actually help your career.

>> No.52885316

>>52885158
I just creampie them anon
not sure what you're doing wrong

>> No.52885353

>>52885158
It's so strange to me when I have to interact with women like this. They've almost certainly sucked cock, swallowed cum, came hard while getting fucked, and taken loads deep in their pussies hundreds or thousands of times and Im just talking to them about some form or spreadsheet and pretending it never happened.

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>>52885158
i want to marry and have kids with right. i want to suck on her nipples while i ejeculate deep inside of her vagina, fertilizing her.

>> No.52885375

>>52885309
This. I've unironically got tons of support and social benefits just by being nice, being attractive, and not criticizing them for being useless wastes of space.

t. Big 4

>> No.52885376

>>52885158
Must be a genetics issue. They all seem to enjoy my attention no matter what I say to them.

>> No.52885383
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>>52885158
SEXO

>> No.52885391

>>52885158
you have to get /fit/ and look nice but act autistic. That's how you counter it

>> No.52885459

>>52885353
This is what stops me from escalating with women how do I get over this bros?

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>>52885353
when you shake someones hand it's the same hand they use to jack off thousands of times

>> No.52885512

>>52885353
You've jerked off into a sock before and they know that. They also overlook it for the sake of professionalism. Why can't you do the same thing?

>> No.52885515

>>52885487
This too. Such a clown world. How do we all just go along with this? If you mentioned it to anyone they'd say "oh well it doesn't matter,"

>> No.52885536

>>52885239
stay pleb

>> No.52885539

>>52885158
I never worked at an office environment but the work place politics seems like high school all over again

>> No.52885563

>>52885239
wow. look at her neck. extremely attractive. im wondering, what does a thin neck mean? why do we associate thin neck with high class? is it a marker for health?

>> No.52885569

>>52885487
If you kiss any woman of the age 20 or older on the lips it’s the same lips they used to suck dozens or maybe even hundreds of cocks

>> No.52885585

>>52885563
It's because she's taller, you nonce.

>> No.52885590

jokes on them, when I'm alone at the office I take a big whiff of their office chairs

>> No.52885615
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>>52885569
if you're born you literally come out of a vagene that had your dad's weiner in it

>> No.52885638

>>52885158
You're supposed to flirt, dumbass.

>> No.52885657

>>52885569

Most women have more semen in their cunts than average guy has in his balls

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>>52885158
Ugly goblins, what breed are these subhumans?

>> No.52885673

>>52885309
Its also great practice for eventually interacting with a female into which you hope to thrust your phallus, for a short time.

>> No.52885675

>>52885158
i must have looked really disgruntled at my old job, when they recalled us back to the wage cage 2-3 days a week. the new girl said she was afraid to ask me any questions and had someone else ask me a question for her.

i ended up getting another job, one that's fully remote. i've never met my coworkers and i never will.

>> No.52885685

>>52885353

they're just as bored with the spreadsheet as you are, a little banter and fun goes a long way. just, you know, don't get caught leering and remember best not shit where you eat - tho desu I'm not currently following that advice and at my workplace ~20% are in 'secret' relationships w/each other & that's just the ones I know about

>> No.52885775

>>52885353
Nah, see, you have it backwards. You shouldn't be intimidated by them BECAUSE you just know these things.

>> No.52885776

>>52885158
>try to avoid conversations
No I never do this. I'm a big time talker, and I never shut the fuck up. Plus I'm an old man and the wife and kids come around a lot. I'm a bit of a safe old man, and I am genuinely to trying to spread my nut around the office. So, people talk to me.

>> No.52885846

gpt4chan bot thread

>> No.52885857

>>52885353
they also poop multiple times a week and bleed out of their cunts every month, they're disgusting creatures

>> No.52885877

>>52885158
The right one is way better looking. I just want a professional wife, but I know to damn well that they are more likely to cheat

>> No.52885876

>>52885846
unmedicated schizophrenic post

>> No.52885912

>>52885775
I wouldn't say im intimidated I just find the situation absurd. The most absurd to me is when they mention their husband or BF that lives with them. That guarantees that you've talked to them while they've had cum inside them

>> No.52885921

>>52885912
Anon, I don't know how to tell you this, but some of them have buttplugs in at work.

>> No.52886002

>>52885356
who is this?

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>>52886002
some thoth on my ig

>> No.52886056 [DELETED] 

>>52886046
what's her ig?

>> No.52886064

>>52885375
>being attractive
Hold on, let me just become so real quick
That's how I know you're trolling

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>>52886056
not telling you for free nigger

>> No.52886077

>>52885353
What the fuck does that matter to you?

>> No.52886081 [DELETED] 

>>52886066
how much do I gotta pay?

>> No.52886083

>>52886066
pointy canine = meat eater ancestry = dog fucker

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>>52886081
$10 at least

>> No.52886109

>>52886094
ok where do I send it?

>> No.52886110

>>52885158
2>1

>>52885158
>viewing women as people

nah

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>>52886109
0x8f32E2f368af283a7bCE365f44D350583fC77882

>> No.52886162

>>52885356
You can't control your words, you can't control your emotions, you will not control your money. You are basically a woman.

>> No.52886168

>>52886154
just kidding
not paying for a girls ig handle hahahahaha nigger

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>>52886168
enjoy never knowing

>> No.52886202

>>52886184
never gonna fuck her whats the point

>> No.52886217

>>52886184
too much suntanning she's gonna look gross

>> No.52886356

>>52885921
For what though? Simply pleasure?

>> No.52886424

>>52885158
They work there to hook a husband or a sexual harassment lawsuit. If you don't take the bait they lost interest, or will wait for the company party to try again.

>> No.52886453

>>52885615
I was a C section.

>> No.52886478

>>52885158
brutal fog

>> No.52886495

>>52886184
Why would you ever pay for anything of that sort, I cannot understand it.
I've never even created an OnlyFans, I've literally never once even been on the site.
I have NEVER in ALL MY 29 YEARS paid to see a woman naked on the internet
That is just, I just cannot wrap my head around it
You have no chance of fucking this person, or even touching them, this is not something you should pay for.
>It's only $5
It's my fucking $5 and I'm tired of being "embarrassed" for being protective over "just $5 bro" fuck off it's literally MY $5 AND NO SOME EDGE OF THE ROAST WHORE DOES NOT DESERVE IT
Simple as

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>>52885201
>loner
Da.

>> No.52886527

>>52886046
ww are so goddam beautiful bros

>> No.52886528

>>52885158

Damn CJ all you had to learn is ask everyday
>How is your day Amanda?
Then pretend to listen for 30 seconds and then say
>ok then I have shit to deal with. see you later

>> No.52886532

>>52886495
Seriously. Porn is literally free. You can even just google it. People are retarded.

>> No.52886603

>>52886356
Because they are degenerate whores. The ones that brag about being so inclusive on linkedin are the worst btw. Total whores.

>> No.52886632

>>52886064
Some amount of improvement is always possible, anon.

>> No.52886648

This thread is part of pussy inflation

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>>52885158
What is it with so many incels on /biz/ that get so easily triggered over a simple picture of a woman going about their mundane lives?

>> No.52886746

>>52886663
We still have /pol/cels lurking about that's why