/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52883506]

>Attack Edition
>Live Streams:
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https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
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https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

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https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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>Boomer Investing 101:
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>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
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>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

[Anonymous No.52883528]

Jesus wants you to short MRNA. Do it for Jesus

[Anonymous No.52883543]

GME hit a new low today AHAGAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.52883548]

WHOA BLACK BETTY

[Anonymous No.52883553]

/sp/ in the house

[Anonymous No.52883561]

https://youtu.be/Xlr2ZMTc52E
https://youtu.be/Xlr2ZMTc52E
https://youtu.be/Xlr2ZMTc52E

[Anonymous No.52883562]

>>52883500
So you just have nothing to say about the USD being divorced from the value of precious metals and being used as the global reserve currency? Interesting

[Anonymous No.52883569]

>Affirm is 50 cents away from trading with a single digit handle
>It got as high as 175 last year

[Anonymous No.52883570]

OIL's once more fully backwardated. Hooray!

[Anonymous No.52883574]

>>52883569
heh

[Anonymous No.52883575]

>>52883543
There is some anon out there who got into gme and got out at it's peak and not get greedy. He must be living the life right now. I could only wish I was swept up by the reddit faggotry before it took off.

[Anonymous No.52883586]

>>52883570
wake me up when the VIX is in backwardation

[Anonymous No.52883590]

Charlie Munger: I coined that term the “Lollapalooza effect” because when I realized I didn’t know any psychology and that was a mistake on my part, I bought the three main text books for introductory psychology and I read through them. And of course being Charlie Munger, I decided that the psychologists were doing it all wrong and I could do it better. And one of the ideas that I came up with which wasn’t in any of the books was that the Lollapalooza effects came when 3 or 4 of the tendencies were operating at once in the same situation. I could see that it wasn’t linear, you’ve got Lollapalooza effects. But the psychology people couldn’t do experiments that were 4 or 5 things happening at once because it got too complicated for them and they couldn’t publish. So they were ignoring the most important thing in their own profession. And of course the other thing that was important was to synthesize psychology with all else. And the trouble with the psychology profession is that they don’t know anything about ‘all else’. And you can’t synthesize one thing you know with something you don’t if you don’t know the other thing. So that’s why I came up with that Lollapalooza stuff. I’ve been lonely ever since. I’m not making any ground there. And by the way, I’m totally right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbGooX4ZPZY

[Anonymous No.52883600]

Don’t worry /smg/ Cramer’s got this figured out... Hodl diamond hands

[Anonymous No.52883612]

How do we fix the market and enact the Golden Bulle run?

[Anonymous No.52883620]

>>52883600
checked and market wrecked

[Anonymous No.52883622]

>>52883553
I don’t know what has let me down more this year. My sports teams or the market

[Anonymous No.52883621]

My bastards redeem.

[Anonymous No.52883637]

>>52883600

[Anonymous No.52883638]

What are all the retarded bulltards from the last week? Finally necked themselves?

[Anonymous No.52883639]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52883658]

>>52883600
It's fucking over

[Anonymous No.52883659]

Oil dont want to break $77...

[Anonymous No.52883663]

THIS JUST IN, JEROME POWELL TO ANNOUNCE AN EMERGENCY PIVOT AFTER STOCKS DROP 3%!!!!!

[Anonymous No.52883665]

>>52883638
why you mad though? missed timing again bobo?

[Anonymous No.52883666]

>>52883620
>nobody ever got hurt taking a profit
high win rate is what matters amiright guys. thanks for reminding me why I don't watch this clown

[Anonymous No.52883672]

>>52883637
>FAGMAN
Deploy the military to forcefully inject people with mRNA

[Anonymous No.52883685]

>>52883528
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STRAIGHT LINES DO NOT PREDICT FUTURE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52883693]

Okay, what are you eating today?

[Anonymous No.52883711]

>>52883685
my fundamental analysis is that mRNA is poison so a company that only sells those products will go to 0

[Anonymous No.52883713]

>>52883586
Oh, something tells me we'll all be fully awake when that happens next.

[Anonymous No.52883718]

Why yes, I am making money betting against America fr fr no cap

[Anonymous No.52883726]

so he was just a larper after all ?

[Anonymous No.52883737]

>>52883562
What's there to say? Fiat currency is fantastic for short term growth but also comes with an expiration date, as shown by history. I'd say this growth cycle was the best we've seen in human history. Hell we've even kept it going on life support since 2009 and probably will for a few more years.

[Anonymous No.52883740]

Ok i shorted moderna , i hope you are right anon

> Verification not required

[Anonymous No.52883745]

>>52883693
KOHLRABI BECAUSE IT MAKES MY PISS SMELL LIKE SULFUR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52883711
I'M EATING LITERAL POISONOUS PLANTS YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT STATE OF HUMANITY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52883747]

>>52883506
I made back all my money on my SPY puts, plus another 16% in the positive after today. 2 days ago I thought I was absolutely fucked. Thank you bulltards, I really owe ya one. Also Id like to offer thanks to Jerome.

[Anonymous No.52883750]

>>52883726
nigger what are you doing

[Anonymous No.52883751]

>>52883548
THE DAMN THING GONE WILD

[Anonymous No.52883754]

>10 year says the fed is full of shit
>3 month screaming a crash next year
QE will be back before you know it. They'll just be a big crash before then.

[Anonymous No.52883758]

Reminder the bear market ends when Cathie Wood shuts down all of her "funds" and not a single day before

[Anonymous No.52883770]

Ok I'm good now. Sorry bros, I had to vent a little bit.

[Anonymous No.52883776]

>>52883659
Good time to buy in? I’m thinking of longing XOM.

[Anonymous No.52883779]

>>52883750
he made me lose money with one of his retarded calls

[Anonymous No.52883781]

>>52883754
Delusional bulltard cope

[Anonymous No.52883782]

>>52883745
It doesn't take a genius to figure out what is going on

[Anonymous No.52883800]

>>52883543
Might legitimately be a good time to grab some mid dated GME calls in case some margin accounts get liquidated, or if reddit *buys the dip*. Volume is so dry.

[Anonymous No.52883808]

>>52883782
Yeah same goes for Pfizer in theory. Problem is, for them to fall, polititians and celebrities will have to admit they lied to everyone. I assume they will manufacture a new crysis soon and everyone will forget about covid.

[Anonymous No.52883818]

>>52883754
Posters like you give me a consistent reading of whether or not we've hit the bottom yet. Thank you :)

[Anonymous No.52883826]

>>52883781
I'm short right now :^)

[Anonymous No.52883827]

>>52883747
Cheers fellow SPY put chad

[Anonymous No.52883836]

>>52883818
And what are your tea leaves saying?

[Anonymous No.52883847]

>>52883622
Yeah, I'm a Broncos fan.

[Anonymous No.52883845]

>>52883818
missed the part where I said big crash?

[Anonymous No.52883851]

>>52883776
Short oil

[Anonymous No.52883868]

MFW woah black betty

[Anonymous No.52883876]

>>52883808
maybe, but I think excess deaths will keep increasing and will reach a critical mass

[Anonymous No.52883878]

>>52883800
Long calls look like a good move from a technical perspective. But…I really don’t wanna touch GME with a 10ft pole, that stock is cursed and turns everyone into a perpetual bag holder.

[Anonymous No.52883889]

>>52883776
>XOM
Just buy PBR lol

[Anonymous No.52883896]

>>52883754
The Bond market can bitch all it wants. Jerome won’t let up until unemployment goes up and job openings go down. There’s been zero indication of that so far

[Anonymous No.52883900]

>>52883845
So long as there is any belief that QE will come to the rescue, the market has not factored in the coming reality.

[Anonymous No.52883910]

the market is overreacting a bit

[Anonymous No.52883917]

>>52883876
Very few people are taking their vaccines anymore, and the vaccine wears off over time. You'd be smart to short them because people just aren't interested in taking the boosters. Their next earnings is probably going to be complete shit.

[Anonymous No.52883929]

>>52883889
Not a bad idea…it looks extremely oversold.

[Anonymous No.52883932]

>>52883878
>GME

[Anonymous No.52883938]

>>52883910
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52883944]

>>52883638
They will neck themselves eventually. :^)

[Anonymous No.52883952]

>>52883910
>unemployment won’t go up
>market “overreacting” to more rate hikes

Explain

[Anonymous No.52883953]

I don't feel so good my bloody bitch basterds

[Anonymous No.52883954]

>>52883910
to what?

[Anonymous No.52883959]

>>52883889
Oh, I'll be buying PBR...

[Anonymous No.52883962]

I almost bought a 390 put yesterday but didn't , why am I such a pussy

[Anonymous No.52883979]

>>52883910
Cope and seethe bulltard

[Anonymous No.52883991]

>>52883754
The Fed will not sacrifice the dollar to prop up zombie corps and give hipster millennials make-work jobs at over-bloated, overpriced tech companies.

How does it make MuMus feel knowing they correctly predicted a 50 bps hike but incorrectly predicted a pump because of a misnomer “pivot”?

[Anonymous No.52883997]

>>52883929
It's not as cheap as it looks. They've paid out a shitload in dividends. Still cheaper than XOM though.

[Anonymous No.52884011]

>>52883962
The time to buy puts was when it pumped to $410 2 days ago.

[Anonymous No.52884015]

>>52883917
>the vaccine wears off over time.
to a degree and we aren't exactly sure. But your analysis is more rational. The booster supporters are delusional in thinking how many people are going to keep taking them

[Anonymous No.52884026]

I mean when you think about it, there are more humans on earth than ever before and will only keep getting larger in number so of course there will always be someone willing to fill in a job position.

[Anonymous No.52884039]

>>52883991
>The Fed will not sacrifice the dollar to prop up zombie corps and give hipster millennials make-work jobs at over-bloated, overpriced tech companies.
100% absolutely will and >that's a good thing
hope you stocked up!

[Anonymous No.52884040]

>>52884026

[Anonymous No.52884043]

>>52884011
Dat me. But I sold them at 389, and its still dumping. I actually prefer losing money over knowing I sold early.

[Anonymous No.52884051]

>>52884026
IT AINT ME
IT AINT MEEE

[Anonymous No.52884059]

>>52884039
I can always tell when this is a nigger's pantry with shit like this.

[Anonymous No.52884068]

BUDDY LOOK AT EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.52884078]

>>52884039
It's amazing how I can almost visualize this as stalks of corn.

[Anonymous No.52884080]

OIL Sissies

[Anonymous No.52884092]

Give me one reason why I shouldn't go all in CVBF right now. About to hit support, consistent high returns, real stock not tech shit. Why aren't you already in this thing?

[Anonymous No.52884095]

You know what, I'm actually not that mad about this dump. Looking at the 1 and 5 year charts on a lot of things, it seems like we're hugging the 200 dma and kind of coiling up for some reason.

[Anonymous No.52884099]

HERE COME DAT VIX

[Anonymous No.52884104]

>>52884080
>I drill
>I die
>I drill again

[Anonymous No.52884108]

Sour hour is going to be insane today, even this 1pm pump hour hasn’t gotten any steam and keeps getting smacked down

[Anonymous No.52884110]

>>52884015
Joel Heitkamp was crying on the radio this morning because his friends keep dying due to the unvaccinated

[Anonymous No.52884109]

>>52884068
DXY is mooning

[Anonymous No.52884114]

>>52884080
Oil cant break $77 and is not going down despite le hike . Short.

> Verification not required

[Anonymous No.52884117]

>>52884039
Now THAT'S a hamchad pantry.

[Anonymous No.52884124]

Spy to 350

[Anonymous No.52884127]

>>52884099
>Almost up 11.2%
WHOAH BABY

[Anonymous No.52884129]

>>52884092
Because it's highly correlated with the 10 year and we're a month or two away from recession?

[Anonymous No.52884132]

What a day

[Anonymous No.52884133]

Did skeletor lose his mojo?

[Anonymous No.52884139]

>>52884068
Looking pretty good so far. Sure is a good thing I'm a stock market genius and foresaw this dump

[Anonymous No.52884149]

>>52884127
>>52884099
t-this time will be different!@

[Anonymous No.52884150]

Friendly reminder shorting America is literally free monies.

[Anonymous No.52884158]

>>52884133
Didn't he have some announcement last night about the bottom being hit? Anyone see what it was?

[Anonymous No.52884159]

>>52884129
Why has it been so resilient during this bear market though. You really think this is the final dumpening and it won't just spring up one last time?

[Anonymous No.52884164]

>>52884149
> mott capital
kek, people posting those retarded charts might be a new bottom indicator.

[Anonymous No.52884174]

>>52884159
I dunno, you just told me about it 5 minutes ago and I looked at the correlation over the past month or so.

[Anonymous No.52884178]

>>52884133
kek

[Anonymous No.52884192]

>>52884178
what the fuck is BP?? Boy Penis? Big Poompoom? What the fuck???

[Anonymous No.52884198]

>>52884192
Basis points, anon. Basis points.

[Anonymous No.52884200]

>>52884178

[Anonymous No.52884202]

>>52884178
Is he wrong tho?

[Anonymous No.52884207]

>>52884178
absolutely mannarino'd

[Anonymous No.52884214]

>>52884158
yeah he is completely lost it seems. It was easy in 2021 during bulll market. All he had to say was "stocks will continue going higher because Fed" and that's it.
When we hit bottom some time ago he told people that stocks are shit and to be avoided. Now that we are up > 10% since then he is saying he is buying. I'm kinda lost, but whatever. I watch him only because I schizophrenia fascinating.

[Anonymous No.52884227]

>>52884178
Lmao

[Anonymous No.52884232]

>>52884133
When I went through my mannarino phase, someone told me his schtick would wear off and I'd eventually stop watching which I brushed off. Now I can even imagine watching one of his videos. It's just the same video on repeat basically.
>lions
>We knew this was going to happen
>it's just so predictable
>it's the end of the world
>PayPal me $5 dollars
>buy my Corvette

[Anonymous No.52884233]

>>52884202
I don't know but I'm not buying any equity dips heading straight into this recession that JPow is hellbent on putting us into. VIX futures and related ETN products? Sure that's a different story but fuck buying stocks for a while until this shit storm passes

[Anonymous No.52884245]

>>52884178
Bear points, the more bear points, the more bearish the market is.

[Anonymous No.52884253]

>>52883959
All the hipster can art is honestly pretty cool

[Anonymous No.52884255]

>>52883711
>>52883782

Aren't they protected from lawsuits if the vaccine kills people as part of operation lightspeed?

[Anonymous No.52884257]

>>52884232
>I shouldn't be laughin.. but I'm laughin'
>this freakshow
>yellowstain
>Bidenstein
I still tune in occasionally

[Anonymous No.52884267]

>>52884232
yeah, it's repeat of the same thing almost everyday. I basically have him talking in the background right now while I shitpost.

[Anonymous No.52884270]

>>52884255
Does that apply internationally? Also even if they avoid lawsuits I imagine it can't be good for the corporate image and selling their shit going forward

[Anonymous No.52884274]

>>52883959
Based.

[Anonymous No.52884285]

>>52884202
Having bad timing is the same as being wrong, and he's very early.

[Anonymous No.52884289]

The big backtest

[Anonymous No.52884302]

>>52884257
Kek I forgot about that
>IT'S A FWEAK SHOW PEOPLE!!!

[Anonymous No.52884311]

>>52884289
dixie might be done playing dead after
>HIGHER
>FOR
>LONGER

[Anonymous No.52884315]

>>52884178
bruh........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

[Anonymous No.52884320]

>>52884274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMsdt_vKJIY
I must say, their 1980s ads were quite original

[Anonymous No.52884326]

wheres that guy that kept posting NEVER UNDER 4000 EVER AGAIN GENERATIONAL BUYING OPPORTUNITY

[Anonymous No.52884330]

>>52883575
I boughted at $40 and rode that birch all the way up to the tippy top then back down and sold at $50. Was my first lesson in mass hysteria, taking profits, and a whole bunch of other shit. Basically if that was your first trade you either got a crash course in all the worse aspects of the market, or it broke you. See the gme threads for the latter.

[Anonymous No.52884338]

>>52884326
hiding, that's what the loudest retards of /smg/ do when they are wrong

[Anonymous No.52884349]

>>52884326
not only that but i wonder how this anon is doing

[Anonymous No.52884353]

>>52884326
he's posting bearshit right now

[Anonymous No.52884355]

>>52884326
You are aware when people say shit like that it's usually a joke, right?

[Anonymous No.52884356]

>OpEx tomorrow
Are you ready for some face-ripping roar tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.52884357]

Bratty nasdaq needs correction.

[Anonymous No.52884360]

>>52884289
>>52884311
That reminds me. Someone post DXY-adjusted SPY for today.

[Anonymous No.52884364]

>>52884349

[Anonymous No.52884374]

>>52884326
It was me, your bro Jerome. No refunds.

[Anonymous No.52884375]

>>52884178
>buying overpriced equities right before falling earnings and the deepest part of the recession

Uh, I never took this guy seriously to begin with but that seems more retarded than usual.

[Anonymous No.52884377]

>This is Jim Brandon’s Market
>Remember Jim Brandon doesn’t own any stocks
>Jim Brandon get his cut the good ol fashion way of corruption
>Remember Jim Brandon was the Senator from Delaware
>Delaware where practically every company you invest in is incorporated at

[Anonymous No.52884384]

>>52884374
kek, based no refundo Powell

[Anonymous No.52884393]

>>52883693
Ice soup

[Anonymous No.52884401]

SQQQ BROS IM EURPHORIC

[Anonymous No.52884403]

Welp, market won't do anything else the rest of the day, I'm gonna go edge for a few hours

[Anonymous No.52884408]

>>52884377
fuck this retarded boomer faggot tbqh bro

[Anonymous No.52884409]

Do you think jpow would be interesting to hang out with. Imagine a little /smg/ meet up with him and we go out for coffee or something. Could be kind of comfy.

[Anonymous No.52884410]

American exceptionalism will always find a path forward.

[Anonymous No.52884414]

Feeling a little stupid rn for not buying sqqq yesterday

[Anonymous No.52884420]

>>52884326
I wonder where the anon is that YOLO’d 10k into Gasprom back in February when brokerages were announcing they were getting delisted in 48hrs

[Anonymous No.52884438]

>>52884409
sounds a lot like being employed
irl i only talk to people that wear nametags

[Anonymous No.52884440]

>>52884420
Arrested and executed for being a traitorous piece of shit. Slava Ukrani

[Anonymous No.52884444]

Goddamn everyone is broke as fuck. My newest zoomer employee just had his transmission on his car go out. My crack whore employee is driving a 2000 station wagon with over 200,000 miles on it and sounds like it's going to explode whenever she starts it, and my oldest employee still lives with his mom. How much worse can it get before the entire capitalist system implodes. How much poorer can people get before they scrape the bottom and you can't go any lower.

[Anonymous No.52884446]

This market won't get better for at least another 5 years.

[Anonymous No.52884447]

I want to close my short at 385. Is this exuberance?

[Anonymous No.52884452]

>tfw cash

[Anonymous No.52884457]

>>52884409
Jpow would never do it. You are worth less than a cockroach to him. The only thing he wants is for you to drop dead.

[Anonymous No.52884460]

>>52883570
>>52884149
>>52884099
Fuck bros I want to make a cheeky bet on leveraged VIX and oil based on these posts, just go with UVXY and NRGU I guess?

[Anonymous No.52884465]

>>52884409
Gonna make /smg/ sweatshirts with cool armbands on the sleeves so we can recognize each other in public

[Anonymous No.52884464]

>>52884444
you VILL own NOSING and you VILL be HAPPY

[Anonymous No.52884473]

>>52884452
yeah i waited all year to make a 10x on dump day and I missed it
i fucking missed it

[Anonymous No.52884474]

The 300 bucks from my puts is offsetting the 2000 dollars i am losing in stocks today.

[Anonymous No.52884482]

>>52884440
If he ever gets to redeem he’ll be rich, but I don’t see it happening anytime soon since putler bascially said “fuck you it’s our money now, no refunds”

[Anonymous No.52884483]

So, what dips are you all slurping on this fine afternoon?

[Anonymous No.52884484]

>>52884444
My car has 300,000 miles on it. Tongue my anvs bitch

[Anonymous No.52884487]

>>52884452
Enjoy your 15% daily inflation.

[Anonymous No.52884494]

Is the Santa rally going to be fake, gay, or both?

[Anonymous No.52884505]

>>52884409
>>52884465
/smg/ needs to crowdsource a Bloomberg terminal, that’s where all the bigs spread the rumors and whispers

[Anonymous No.52884508]

>>52884484
I don't believe you unless you drive a semi. It's nearly impossible to get a car to that mileage unless you replace everything.

[Anonymous No.52884510]

Going to grab a lot of INTC at $20 then put the dividends into AMD.

[Anonymous No.52884514]

>>52884494
5% bump in a -10% month thats gonna get wiped out by a -30% January.

[Anonymous No.52884515]

how much are u guys worth?
13th of october i was worth roughly 60k usd, now im worth 6k usd.

dont be greedy like me, sell when ur in +.

[Anonymous No.52884518]

>>52884444
Crack whore can at least live in the station wagon

[Anonymous No.52884519]

>>52884494
the santa rally was supposed to start since late november. it's never going to happen

[Anonymous No.52884524]

>>52884515
how to sell is a mystery to me.

[Anonymous No.52884525]

Damn I'm basically a fucking genius. Bought VIXM in my Robinhood account and shorted SVXY then went long some VIX futures calls in my Webull account yesterday. Both will be printing as the downtrend continues unabated into the new year. I posted this trade and anons were busy telling me that volatility was going to fall after the FOMC meeting. HAHHAHAHAAH told you should listen to me nigger. The voice of experience. The voice of reason and excellence. If you anons were smart you'd listen to me more often

[Anonymous No.52884536]

>jpow did the needful
>market still tanked

[Anonymous No.52884542]

>>52884494
the santa rally is very real and in the room with me right now

[Anonymous No.52884552]

>>52883758
The bear market ends when the last PIVOTOOOOR is buck broken. ARK will be liquidated shortly afterwards since its coincidentally PIVOTOOOOORs that have been buying shitcos in the past.

[Anonymous No.52884558]

>>52884508
>It’s nearly impossible to get a car to that mileage unless you replace everything.

Lol. Lmao. Tell me you’re a cityslicker without telling me you’re a cityslicker

[Anonymous No.52884559]

November 30 was the blow off top

[Anonymous No.52884562]

>>52884518
She will be before too long. She keeps trying to push her way into staying at my apartment "for a night" but I know once you let a deadbeat woman into your apartment, they never leave. So I just refuse. It's a shame she has herpes otherwise I could at least use her as a bang maid.

[Anonymous No.52884581]

>>52884525
>The voice of reason and excellence
>$30

[Anonymous No.52884589]

>>52884508
I got 300k out of a Ford Ranger. Not major replacements at all. The trick is replace fluids regularly and timing belts.

[Anonymous No.52884593]

isnt january always a shitty month for stocks?

[Anonymous No.52884604]

>>52884092
Not much volume. I don’t even know what they do. I like options, not actual stock purchases, but tbf it does look like oversold. That’s all I can say about it. Why should I buy it?

[Anonymous No.52884608]

>>52884593
Every month is a shitty one

[Anonymous No.52884609]

>>52884559
So why wouldn’t the market go below pre-COVID highs? The COVID pump is gone and people are now reaping the consequences; we’re entering a recession, there’s a war going on that has effected the global oil market for the worse; the supply chain is still fucked, interest rates are going to remain high for at least a year if not multiple. Honestly, this shit looks fucked

[Anonymous No.52884611]

>>52884581
Don't worry. He will simply going to use his
> voice of experience.
> voice of reason and excellence.
few more times and he will be multimillionaire. Definitely going to happen

[Anonymous No.52884618]

>>52883590
Tl;dr, how do i get a gf with boobas like this? Would getting rich off stocks impress such a woman or would she likely just a be a golddigger? How would one protect stock gains from a gold digger if you unknowingly marry one that is intent on divorcing you?

[Anonymous No.52884619]

>>52884558
Not a city slicker by a stretch just never seen a car with 300k unless it was rebuilt to shit.

[Anonymous No.52884622]

>RSI going sideways
Annoying, made $300 in swing trading today but still need almost $1,500 to be in the green.

[Anonymous No.52884625]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED SINCE MONDAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52884634]

>>52883917
Haven't governments all over the world ordered multiple shots per year for all of the citizens over decades to come already, with no opt out clause in the contracts?

[Anonymous No.52884639]

>>52884562
Sounds like someone poem anon should meet. Take off the kippah and play cupid.

[Anonymous No.52884640]

>>52884581
it's all about percentages bro. Just give it time for the payday to arrive. I'm gonna keep adding calls as the market drops so those two calls I have now are just the teaser
>>52884604
>I don’t even know what they do
Me neither anon. I pay basically no attention at all to funnymentals when I buy stocks. I just look for consistent performers in an uptrend that are currently on a dip from said uptrend. Fucking buying stocks that are headed down like almost everything is right now. This is one of the exceptions and they've been around a long time so I'm not worried about their prospects. And if the trade doesn't work I'll just sell it and move on

[Anonymous No.52884652]

>>52884508
My dad drove his 1993 ford 150 for 500k miles. Replaced the engine after it went out and sold it for 6k

[Anonymous No.52884657]

>>52884593
>isnt january always a shitty month for stocks?
Check back to 2019, when rate hikes were paused. Similar setup.

It's a matter of finding good tax-loss selling candidates. Losers among winners, recent selloffs from a strong peak, solid bottom, stuff like that.
Here's my current list:
VTNR
STNE
ASTL
NMM
SGML
SBSW
PBR-A
SND
UAN
SOHU
VET

Wait until monday though. We've got the final monthly OpEx tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.52884662]

>>52884494
Why not santa crab? AI sucks at generating crabs in santa hats by the way.

[Anonymous No.52884663]

>>52884593
Lots of major funds rebalance and I expect growth and equities in general to plummet since large funds can get a good rate of return with minimal risk in muni, debt markets and treasuries... Basically they’re going to dump stonks in favor of safety, business media isn’t talking about the big rebalancing that’s coming in January to keep retail from getting out until it’s too late

[Anonymous No.52884665]

>>52884618
Prenup agreement

[Anonymous No.52884668]

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
WHY DIDNT I SHORT WAYFAIR
WHERE WERE YOU SMG??

[Anonymous No.52884667]

>>52884525
>playing options on a derivative of a derivative asset
You’re either a genius or completely retarded. Either way, good job soldier.

[Anonymous No.52884675]

>>52884562
We need pics to judge this situation to it's fullest extent. You can't simply mention a herpes crack whore without providing such.

[Anonymous No.52884680]

>>52884110
>because his friends keep dying due to the unvaccinated
What? People still believe this fairytale?
How big is that guys nose?

[Anonymous No.52884684]

>>52883600
LMAO all the signs at this point leave no doubt in me, this is like 2008 all over again. Any of you see the bank news about handing out interest free home loans for housing or something? I take it this "racial equality" stuff is an excuse that lets them circumvent rules that were designed to prevent a 2008 crash and easy money for them at the same time?

As for what Ill do? Nothing with stocks atm, they control the market and can easily draw it out. You buy puts knowing it is going down? Theyll pump it and crab it up there. You change your mind and all in on calls to make up the loss on puts? Kek they got data saying you finally switched, time to dump it for real.

[Anonymous No.52884686]

>>52884640
>it's all about percentages bro.
i used to think that way, then i realized i didn't want to risk a dollar amount that would take me a year to save

[Anonymous No.52884688]

what are we gonna do tomorrow goys?

[Anonymous No.52884689]

COIN has such a shit UI, it's borderline unusable, short it to 0

[Anonymous No.52884693]

>>52884634
Don't know personally. I know most of them are going to get thrown in the trash though.
>>52884639
Poem anon would end up striking her in a week. She's 40 but she has the mind of a child. An absolutely frustrating human being to deal with.

[Anonymous No.52884701]

>>52884689
I wanted to short that one too but I missed it

[Anonymous No.52884709]

>>52883575
smg was basically gme and wkhs general until the day of the squeeze when the gme generals started

[Anonymous No.52884712]

>>52884688
I’m betting on a mild cover rally followed by blood red

[Anonymous No.52884713]

>>52884688
how am i supposed to know that today?

[Anonymous No.52884714]

>>52883639
That loss is tiny tho. You use almost none of your money? My gambles are too large to risk using 20k on a bet, it'd be down 10% one day, up 12% the next, and then down 20% the day after even though the option expires in 3 months.

[Anonymous No.52884723]

So if it turns out that Binance also stuck their hand in the cookiejar, is that the end of crypto?

[Anonymous No.52884730]

>>52884688
Either wait for SPY to recover then buy more puts. Or wait for SPY to dump some more then buy weeklies right before Friday close.

[Anonymous No.52884731]

>>52884723
>if
when, anon

[Anonymous No.52884738]

>>52884688
I still like the meme man. He’s a force against much of clownworld. His position on anonymity sucks but he does mostly good.

[Anonymous No.52884740]

FUCK

[Anonymous No.52884741]

I'm really torn trying to debate I'd I should buy some yet or not

[Anonymous No.52884743]

>>52884730
*Weekly calls

[Anonymous No.52884750]

>>52884731
Well I mean in theory if they weren't investing deposits, then it shouldn't be possible to go red.

[Anonymous No.52884751]

>>52884675
I second this. You can block out the face but I would like to see body type, clothing, and hair so I can make a minifig of her

[Anonymous No.52884754]

>>52884741
OSTK starting to get interesting

[Anonymous No.52884758]

>>52884675
Nah, you guys would be able to doxx her super easy because shes obsessed with social media, and therefore, you'd be able to doxx me. Hard pass.

[Anonymous No.52884768]

>>52884657
thanks anon, ive been beaten like a dog these past months, im almost down on my knees, i only got a few shots left in me. posts like this means alot. happy weekend and merry christmas.

[Anonymous No.52884770]

>>52884689
COIN has like 3b cash. Hard to see it going to zero. HOOD is better though, close to 5b cash there.
Once they start trading at like half of net-cash, I might pick some up.

[Anonymous No.52884776]

I shorted moderna but its crabbing. I think i will sell it .

[Anonymous No.52884781]

>>52884667
yeah isn't it great? And the funny part is there are no real time charts anywhere for VIX futures so I have to kind of estimate the price of whatever month I'm on by using bits and pieces from other stuff. I found historical VIX charts on trading view that show the rolling values of a specific month so you can kind of walk forward the behavior of any particular contract as it moves towards expiration. Like I look for the 8th month rolling chart and walk it forward 30 days and then look at the 7th month chart then compare the prices, if I don't like it I walk forward a month and look at the 6th month rolling chart and see. Having "backtested" a few strategies this way I've finally settled on something that I'm pretty sure will work. Love capitalism
Pic related is the front month for VIX futures with the ticker TWLV1, for the different months replace the 1 so TWLV2 is the forward month, etc. It's handy for backtesting if you're interested

[Anonymous No.52884785]

>>52884770
what happens when USDC depegs from the dollar?

[Anonymous No.52884793]

>>52884785
It would be extremely painful

[Anonymous No.52884802]

When will Tesla stop dumping

[Anonymous No.52884806]

>>52884751
Look I know most of you fags are so depraved and have never felt the touch of a woman your entire life, and would be fine catching herpes of it meant a woman would sleep with you, but I'm not. If you want to have sex with her come to Michigan and I'm sure I could hook you up.

[Anonymous No.52884814]

>>52884806
>anigay posters

[Anonymous No.52884819]

>>52883638
Im sure most of them lose very little cause of the smallness of their bets. A 75% loss doesn't mean much when they bet $100. Compared to someone who bet $100,000.

Wish I had $100,000 ;_;

[Anonymous No.52884824]

>>52884108
We must support Mumu in his bull to cow transition.

[Anonymous No.52884834]

>>52884819
every large account posted in /smg/ has been net long

[Anonymous No.52884837]

>>52884802
*wispers* neveeer

[Anonymous No.52884841]

>>52884039
Whats the orange galloon jug next to the gatorade at the bottom? Looks tasty

[Anonymous No.52884843]

What a week, eh boys?

[Anonymous No.52884858]

>>52884841
Orange drank

[Anonymous No.52884860]

hello?

[Anonymous No.52884859]

SOXL sisters....

[Anonymous No.52884863]

>>52884444
Are you a drug dealer?

[Anonymous No.52884864]

>>52884460
Removing the contango headwind is only part of the oil bull case from here.

[Anonymous No.52884868]

>>52884819
Anon you don’t have the mindset to handle the swings at $100k

[Anonymous No.52884874]

and just like that SPY is well under 400 again...

[Anonymous No.52884881]

>>52884039
Look at all that goyslop. That one shelf is bending under the weight of it! Buying more KR.

[Anonymous No.52884884]

>>52884814
Yeah I'm married to a beautiful anime girl and you're seething asking to have sex with an STD riddled crack whore. Sorry chud, I'm winning.

[Anonymous No.52884886]

>>52884863
No, he is a Jew.

[Anonymous No.52884888]

>>52884860
Not even milfy milkies can make this day better

[Anonymous No.52884911]

will the markets even recover tomorrow or will the bankers be taking a long weekend for hanukkah?

[Anonymous No.52884926]

>>52884911
>hanukkah
Ah fuck I forgot. Fucking kikes and their 6 million holidays per year. All of them are about avoiding getting killed. What's up with that?

[Anonymous No.52884936]

>>52884785
>what happens when USDC depegs from the dollar?
Why would it?
If you can sell a coin worth exactly $1 and then buy risk-free treasuries that earn you nearly 5% annual yield, why would you ever want or need to rugpull?
I understand why fraud might've seemed like a great idea back at 0% rates, but at this point you can basically operate these "stablecoins" as zero yield bank accounts. The arb opportunity is huge.

The real question is why the fuck any of the crypto fags want to be holding stable coins vs just cashing out and buying treasuries themselves, but I've given up on assuming that there's any real brainpower among cryptobros. The entire ecosystem is just shills, hucksters, and scammers. A multi trillion dollar pump and dump of nothing.

[Anonymous No.52884946]

>>52884886
Correct.

[Anonymous No.52884949]

>>52884911
Depends on what the 0DTE MMs need to defend. Low volume days now belong to theta farmers.

[Anonymous No.52884951]

>fastest rising interest rates of developed economies
>equity being taken out of homes fast (the only reason canadians have money)
>mother's home could've been sold for 2.8m in feb; probably 1.8 with a good realtor now
>developers pausing projects all over the place
>people protesting and getting sued when trying to back-out of their pre con assignments
>HELOC rate through the roof
>wage spiral upwards (mainly in public sector / unionized construction) but not keeping up with COL
>labour market stubbornly holding up; USA signaling more rate rises = Canada isn't stopping
How do we profit from this?

[Anonymous No.52884956]

HOW IS YOUR 4010K’S DOING

[Anonymous No.52884963]

>>52884723
Spend your time contemplating more likely hypotheticals, like Biden balancing the budget or Jerome Powell hiking 100 bps at the next meeting.

[Anonymous No.52884975]

>>52884956
>4010K
Is that some new Warhammer?

[Anonymous No.52884976]

>>52884884
i don't think you understand what the word 'winning' means bud

[Anonymous No.52884979]

>>52884956
dunno i'll check it in 30 years when i need it

[Anonymous No.52884981]

>>52884956
I set mine to a money market fund
So it’s getting crushed by inflation

[Anonymous No.52884991]

>>52884956
Liquidated to pay bills...so I would say not very good.

[Anonymous No.52884994]

>>52884956
more like 301k amirite

[Anonymous No.52884999]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.52885004]

>>52884991
Oh shit anon, why’d you do that??? Get a job, earn money NOW. You should not have done that

[Anonymous No.52885012]

SPY will never be over 400 again.

[Anonymous No.52885020]

>>52884926
You would think that people didn’t like them or something.

[Anonymous No.52885021]

>>52884951
>>people protesting and getting sued when trying to back-out of their pre con assignments
hheh

[Anonymous No.52885022]

>>52884956
Up 6% this year. Probably lost 2% to management fees alone though

[Anonymous No.52885031]

>>52884991
Thanks for playing loser

[Anonymous No.52885038]

>>52884976
Maybe you should pick up a dictionary incel.

[Anonymous No.52885039]

>>52884881
KR is the one-step-ahead play. The two-step-ahead play is a DXCM/LLY/NVO port.

[Anonymous No.52885045]

>>52885022
A positive account in this environment is a win anon, good job

[Anonymous No.52885052]

>>52885004
Because Im lazy and waiting until the end of this year to start finding a job. This year has been shit. It wasn't much, $6k, so Im not worried about it. Im frugal so I can save it up quickly when I start working again.

[Anonymous No.52885053]

that was it

the unironic literal absolute generational bottom

I sure hope you bought something today

[Anonymous No.52885060]

>>52885039
As an architect, I ought to look into that. Truly 4D chess.

[Anonymous No.52885069]

>>52885031
> loser
It didn't lose anything. I closed and took my money dummy.

[Anonymous No.52885070]

>>52885053
Picked up some SOXS cheapies. Sluperino the diperino!

[Anonymous No.52885083]

we're healing bros

[Anonymous No.52885088]

>>52884951
Where are you getting this fren? Would like to know more.

[Anonymous No.52885100]

>>52884951
Whatever the second best stop for money laundering is in the West.

[Anonymous No.52885103]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.52885132]

>>52885052
How will you find a job with a 1+ year gap in your resume?

[Anonymous No.52885147]

>>52885083
>>52885103
wtf no

[Anonymous No.52885149]

First time investing
Put money into market
Lose 3% in a day

[Anonymous No.52885150]

>>52885083
>>52885103
Algos scalping

[Anonymous No.52885165]

>>52885083
>>52885103
Fuck you for making me look. I'm bleeding out of my asshole over here.

[Anonymous No.52885183]

>>52885150
I read that as "Anglos".

[Anonymous No.52885184]

>>52885149
trust me just sell and don't even look at the market for 6 months it's not going to get better

[Anonymous No.52885193]

IT'S TURNING AROUND!

[Anonymous No.52885194]

IM FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[Anonymous No.52885195]

New

>>52885192
>>52885192

[Anonymous No.52885202]

Did anybody else do a 10x + in 2021 only to lose everything this year?

[Anonymous No.52885204]

>>52884951
Keep your money in USD and buy canadian banks when they bottom in 2023

[Anonymous No.52885208]

>>52885149
It gets easier (to lose money).

[Anonymous No.52885216]

>>52885165
Diversify Moar.

[Anonymous No.52885230]

>>52885202
felt bad bro

[Anonymous No.52885234]

whoever reported me for the half eaten zebra is a fucking nigger
fuck you

[Anonymous No.52885259]

>>52885234
Lmao get Jannie'd, this is /biz/ not /b/.

[Anonymous No.52885268]

>>52884508
Lmao all my camrys have had like 400k plus on them

[Anonymous No.52885299]

>>52885259
imagine simping for the jannie that is trying to dumb his bags on you
just imagine
also Rocker showed up shortly after it happened
just sayin

[Anonymous No.52885302]

>>52885132
It will only be 6 months gap. And it won't be a big deal. They mostly just want to make sure you weren't in prison or something crazy. I left a contract position that was ending, then decided to spend time with family for the holidays for the first time in about 4 years. I also did some studying and other things. So, it is explainable.

[Anonymous No.52885314]

>>52885132
Say you were taking care of a family member with cancer.

[Anonymous No.52885329]

>>52885299
>posts gore on a blue board
>WAAAA I GOT BANNED HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?!

[Anonymous No.52885371]

>>52885053
Yes. We will now reverse a year-long trend suddenly in a QT, rising Fed funds rate environment.

[Anonymous No.52885409]

>>52884781
I am not knowledgeable nor capable enough to make anything out of this, but I still find what you've discovered and worked on to be highly admirable. May it prove to be a blessed venture for (You).