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>> No.52873888
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>futures

>> No.52873891

why are eggs so expensive? its not like they have to pay the chickens

>> No.52873900
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>>52873891
>he doesnt tip his chickens

>> No.52873901

>>52873891
Probably mostly from shipping cost increases.

>> No.52873908

FUCK JEROME
FUCK BAGGIE
FUCK ROCKER
FUCK YOU

>> No.52873911
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>>52873891
The chickens joined a union

>> No.52873915
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>>52873891
It's a scam run by big chicken

>> No.52873916

What kind of mental disorder do I need to believe deflation is coming when core inflation is still rising?

>> No.52873917
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i made the noob mistake of buying options to close to expiration and lost most of my money

now what?

>> No.52873929
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>>52873901
Dont forget the cost of fertalizer to make the grain that the chickens eat

>> No.52873932

>>52873878
It is for the fed and world economy who have completely lost control of the situation and now has had to race to hike or to lose their lunch. I am clapping for the fed not being able to kill the U.S economy even with the tightest rape in history. Workers should demand their fair share, especially from corporate America. However what the fed is concerned about is
>Woo! Inflation has cooled! Lets relax
>Wages continue spiraling (most recently, .6% monthly increase on average)
>Currently wage growth is beating inflation on average
>Wages increase inflation
>Inflation surges again
>Fed has to start another rape hike cycle
>lost decade of stagflation
Fed will continue hiking until inflation is at their 2% target or unemployment breaches 5%. Stopping any earlier would just be silly for them. They will finish their job

>> No.52873938

>>52873917
Same thing as me. Watch your portfolio go down, and rope when the market moves zooms past your strike two days after expiration.

>> No.52873947
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>>52873916
Demand destruction then hyperinflation THEN deflation
>assburgers

>> No.52873948
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WHOA BLACK BETTY

>> No.52873960

>>>52870561
>>>52870739
The Demons don't want you to succeed.


Try a Paper Account, and I would suggest you look at Macro Economics. It'll help you day/swing trade.

The whole market is a Lie, so you need to think like they do.

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>>52873891
bird flu killed a bunch of em or something

>> No.52873971

>>52873948
Maybe the rest of the world shouldn't tax their economies into the fucking shitter. The average redneck in mississippi brings home more than any European country average and for a lot of them its double

And thats the poorest state in the union

>> No.52873978

https://getpocket.com/explore/item/why-everything-eventually-becomes-a-crab?utm_source=pocket-newtab

the jewish media is trying to tell us about the market's future. will you listen?

>> No.52873992
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52873992

Thread theme:
https://youtu.be/SDTZ7iX4vTQ

>> No.52874003

>>52873917

You have to always have a strict exit plan...no matter what

For me it's about 10%

>> No.52874022
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>>52873992
GO DOLLAR! GO! GO! GO DOLLAR!

>> No.52874025

>>52873888
checked, fuck mumu shits

>> No.52874048

I harvested 6k in tax losses today.
That's 2k in taxes I won't have to pay in April.

>> No.52874052
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>>52873948
(bam-ba-lam)

>> No.52874062

Now that everyone lost money to the hypercrab, including the ones who thought they were safe with straddles, what's the next guaranteed way to make money

>> No.52874063

>>52873916
Because in theory if a bunch of companies blow up and all their employees lose their jobs, that’s massively deflationary when they can’t spend into oblivion anymore. What’s different this time is those people will have jobs waiting for them in healthcare and education if they don’t mind taking a pay cut and getting retrained for their roles. We could easily blow up half of the tech companies in Silicon Valley without any repercussions, but we’ll run into problems if we start blowing up a bunch of companies outside of tech

>> No.52874069

>>52874063
Zombiecos might die. Finally.

>> No.52874076

>>52874062
kneepads

>> No.52874081

>>52874062
MRNA puts for mid 2023

>> No.52874089

So pretty much everything has just been slowly crabbing upwards towards the 200 dma for a month, what's the next move?? I honestly don't see much going for bears, everyone knows what the plan is supposed to be

>> No.52874090
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52874090

Haven't been on /biz/ in a while. Whats the current meta homies?

>> No.52874103
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>>52874090
Window jumpers and TMF

>> No.52874106

>>52874090
kneepads

>> No.52874123

>>52874090
Aside from those fortunate enough to sell at the right time, everyone got wrecked

>> No.52874127

>>52873917
pull yourself up by your bootstraps and get back at it champ

>> No.52874130

>>52874090
this place is so dead we are unironically shilling income stocks

>> No.52874133

>>52874090
Swinging KOLD and BOIL
Longing TMF
looking for value stocks

>> No.52874141
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>futures

>> No.52874148

>>52874141
onion is an iffy pizza topping but still would

>> No.52874149

Bobros are WE BACK FOR REAL ?
I shorted at 4070 like /smg/ told me to do

>> No.52874162

>>52874141
wheres the meat

>> No.52874165
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>>52874148
>degrading onions for a pizza topping
Take that back. Right. Fucking. Now.

>> No.52874166
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>>52874022
Give DXY your strength!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxw8xg1lpp4

>> No.52874167

>>52874162
its under the sauce

>> No.52874171
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>>52874149
Did we hit 4070?

>> No.52874177
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>>52874162
Lost in his rectum

>> No.52874179

>>52874165
i just don't think it plays nice with the other toppings

>> No.52874181

>>52874148
You need to sautee them in a pan first. Homemeade onion + mushroom pizza on a cornmeal crust is one of my favorites.

>> No.52874182

>>52874063
Fucking good. Recessions are for trimming the fat

>> No.52874190
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>>52874166
HYPE! HYPE! HYPE! HYPE!

>> No.52874192

>>52874181
The technical term is to carmalize them in butter or oil. Complete game changer

>> No.52874195

how come corn tortillas are as cheap as theyve ever been, but flour are way up? it's racist against white people

>> No.52874198
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52874198

Hahaha

>> No.52874199

>>52874141
>No pepperoni

NGMI

>> No.52874203
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>>52874090
selling in November seemed to work pretty well
picrel

>> No.52874209

>>52874090
Fear monger deflation for some weird ass reason. Its the new "the fed can't cause inflation, thats a supply chain issue goyim!" posting

>> No.52874229

>>52874209
lots of excess death is deflationary

>> No.52874232

>>52874171
Yes at tuesday during the cpi scam pump

>> No.52874233
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>>52874179
I have ran a few restaurants and i can tell you that onions go well with everything. Red onions can be a bit much at times but white onions go well with everything that people throw on pizzas. Everyone has their own pallet though and to some onions, even white, is just not their thing. If you ever get the chance do sausage, pineapple and onion.

>> No.52874236

>>52874195
corpsedust is being used to cut the tortillas

>> No.52874244
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52874244

> OIL

>> No.52874247

>>52874133
>value stocks
This is exactly what the program my son is in is oriented towards and tries to teach.

>> No.52874253

>>52874247
almost no companies on the s&p 500 are value stocks mate

>> No.52874255

Can anyone TLDR the bluster at the SEC meeting?

>> No.52874262
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>>52874209
>deflation for some weird ass reason
You remember how earlier this year we were experiencing higher inflation than what the CPI reported due in part to OER's retarded delay in calculation? Here's what the homeless CPI looks like right now.

>> No.52874281

>>52874253
GRMM
ARMS
JXN
GME

>> No.52874282
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>>52873516
What's the going rate to dump a load in Hannah Hays?

>> No.52874295
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>>52874255
>powpow is us watching webm rel
>the magician is the hedge funds and dirty baggies
>the female anchor is the people believing in a pivot
Powpow told the market for the 4th time that they are retarded and for some special reason there was a massive concensus between members to not cut rates in 2023, weird.

>> No.52874311

>>52874282
that rate is pegged to the price of meth

>> No.52874341

alright, so, i've successfully blown up my account after being up 50k this year on 25k initial
odds of getting it back via options goombling not looking good
if I want to get serious, how do I actually make money?

>> No.52874357
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>>52874341
Make crystals and sell them

>> No.52874360

>>52874341
How open is your throat?

>> No.52874361

What do you think the annual S&P rebalance is gonna make it look like? Please tell me the era of FAGMAN making up 20+ percent is over.

>> No.52874364

>>52874281
none of those are in the s&p 500
jxn is value only on paper due to extremely complicated accounting due to how annuities work. it can be a value stock on monday and a shit stock on tuesday if they decide to amortize all their liabilities on one day. all the insiders sold it for a reason

>> No.52874367

What the fuck is happening to oil futures?! My UCO is gonna keep printing right?

>> No.52874368

>>52874357
PEGGY THAT'S THE RECIPE FOR MUSTARD GAS!

>> No.52874369

>>52874361
Kind of hoping energy takes back a large chunk

>> No.52874371

>>52874209
that was a single dude posting that and i hope his wagie shill manager fucked him in the ass for how bad he was at it

>> No.52874373

>>52874341
kneepads

>> No.52874374

>>52874148
>>52874165
I agree it works well on barbecue pizza but ay tone, what if they add too many onions again

>> No.52874378

>>52874368
*BWAHHHH*

>> No.52874393
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>>52874253

>> No.52874404

>>52874371
I swear it was a fucking fed monitoring the thread because he would show up the literal second inflation was brought up and would ignore everything else. Dude would write essays trying to convince everyone the fed couldn't impact let alone cause inflation

>> No.52874412
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>>52874374
Easy, we throw Jim Cramer and the cook in the oven.

>> No.52874415

>>52874247
Its part of the farma and french factor model along with size.

>> No.52874416
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>> No.52874418

>>52874404
>fed
>on /smg/
My tax dollars must be going to waste

>> No.52874431
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>>52874404
A True Believer. I almost admire the pup

>> No.52874434

>>52874357
will try this, thanks anon
I can probably sell on etsy

>> No.52874437

>>52874357
>no penny
Fake recipe.

>> No.52874436

>>52874393
they're generally all good companies, but by virtue of them being on the s&p 500 that basically precludes them from being value since they're priced at a premium due to everyone KNOWING they are good and will likely grow further.

when the s&p 500 companies stop being good they dump EXTREMELY FAST like netflix and meta because their premium price for valuations mean they must drop a hell of a lot to come back in line with reality

>> No.52874440

>>52874418
glowniggers are here. It's the only thread on biz worth visiting

>> No.52874459
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52874459

Eh hem, FUCK YOU SEAN

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>>52874412
Right, we better talk about stocks. If I was to invest, I'd only choose the banks. These youds got something figured out. JPM, Jamie Dimon, that man is the slipperiest CEO I know but ay Tone, I'm investin in him.

>> No.52874466

>>52874418
Reminder that /biz/ and not /pol/ is blocked from search engines lol

>> No.52874472

>>52874466
Wonder why it's blocked lmaoo

>> No.52874475

>>52874436
There are a few reasons to this and a big reason a lot of people overweight the extended marker

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>like and subscribe!

>> No.52874492

>>52874465
Im cash minus my 401 which i dropped down to 5% for now so i can sit on more cash and once we get the window jumpers and the bank stanks certs are drenched in blood, then i will snatch some up.

>> No.52874493

>>52874472
To be fair /biz/ calla out ((them)) way more than /pol/

>> No.52874494

>>52874368
You reminded me of that dude who made chlorine gas to test out his gas mask

>> No.52874505
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>>52874489
/smg/, I hate women so much.

>> No.52874512
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>futures

>> No.52874516

>>52874475
>overweight the extended marker
no clue what you mean here

>> No.52874523

>>52874516
tilting the extended market

>> No.52874524
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>>52874368
nah but it is caustic
picrel /k/ before it got invaded by libtards

>> No.52874525

>>52874436
Well, without having any actual knowledge on the matter, but just wanting to do my best to help my son benefit maximally, I looked through the ~120 stocks on the eligible list, checked their curves on Google Finance at various zooms, and it did seem to me that most were already hovering around likely peaks. My primary criteria was finding ones that seemed to have some headroom and didn't have any obvious headwinds in their news or such. So far every single one of the picks have remained in the overall post purchase green even after Jan 2022. The least is up nearly 19% (was over 20 until very recently), and one is ~53%. I think all of the ones I actually picked qualified pretty strongly as value stocks, and one maybe even a growth stock, but I also am aware that a great many from the lists did not fare to well. Of course, market conditions after Jan have played a huge part of that. However, all of the docs from the program are about value investing as the intended lesson.

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>>52874512
What the fuck

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>>52874505

>> No.52874535
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>futures

>> No.52874536

Give me your best biotech stocks that are set to bounce at any moment

>> No.52874540

so whats the deal? are my shorts fucked? ive been doing martingale on 0dte puts for the past 3 days

>> No.52874548

>>52874535
holy shit the sparks

>> No.52874565

>>52874536
why do you want to buy biotech? Just short mRNA companies

>> No.52874566

>>52874548
>anon learns horseshoes are indeed made of metal

>> No.52874575

mortgages are down 40% at my workplace

>> No.52874581
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52874581

>futures

>> No.52874583

>>52874575
that means inflation is over

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>>52874575

>> No.52874596

>>52874575
>create an anti savings debt culture sustained on cheap 1% loans
>suddenly they quadruple
Yeah housing is gonna slow for a bit.
And by housing I mean houses. Reit bros holding commercial, industrial, office, storage, data, lumber, farms, even apartments are find

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>>52874596

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>>52874512
No fucking way

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>>52874575

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>>52874607

>> No.52874670

I just wanted to stop by and say, I hate black people. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

>> No.52874673

>>52874581
nice. I just bought one of those coins. I'm gonna use it to predict the stock market day-to-day for options. infinite ROI

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>Mannarino Market Risk Indicator

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>>52874244
Thus is life for the oil bro

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>>52874676

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https://youtu.be/_c2NS5Om998

>> No.52874728

>>52874676
is it true that white women fuck their dogs?

>> No.52874729

>employer uses vanguard
WHY

>> No.52874735

>>52874489
kek you just know that weak willed fagot encouraged her "career choices"

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>>52874575

>> No.52874748

>>52874729
fees

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>uhhhhh dont look now but bitcoin

>> No.52874759

>>52874566
but it's a bull, why would they put horseshoes on a bull

>> No.52874767

if society breaks down, I vow to kill all tiktok posters

>> No.52874775

>>52874728
I knew of a local couple back in the 90s who supposedly had the woman fucking their I can't remember what kind of massive white dog at "parties". She was exceptionally "hot" in the classical sense as well. Even without having heard of that, I could just tell that they were disgusting people. He was an engineer.

>> No.52874792
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I'm not sure what to do about TGT. I went there recently to get some stuff, and picked up a pack of wine bottle stoppers on a whim. I paid for them, but when I got home, I couldn't find them. I checked everywhere... so they must have been a hologram.

>> No.52874799

>>52873869
Wait a second is this my apu edit I made months ago? I removed the poo poo. Someome seems to have added dash lines and put it on redbubble.

Now with projected eoy for 2023 rates being higher than now, should i even play in the market or stay out?

>> No.52874802

If your name is Chino say haaayyyyy

>> No.52874804

are the eurocucks raising rates 75 bps?

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>>52874757

>> No.52874823

>>52874792
They are selling hologram stuff to paying customers so they can save the real stuff for BLM looters.

>> No.52874825

>>52874792
What you purchased were TGT shares that are available in the store. The shares didn't disappear. They were transferred via cloud to your account.

>> No.52874832

>>52874736
Feels weird that you could straight up name your party the Antisemitic League back then

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52874837

>>52874735
Nah she pushed him over the edge

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>>52874799
I would let the blood start flowing first before longing anything.

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52874857

Stop posting women

>> No.52874862

I got a new female broker edit but I'm not going to post it for a few weeks. You'll see.

>> No.52874864
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>>52874857
>presents

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>>52874832
Sane people hate jews, not weird at all.

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>>52874862
we will all be waiting

>> No.52874876

>>52874832
guaranteed that you still can legally technically make a party in the USA named that

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>>52874857

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What has better odds? Blackjack or options?

>> No.52874890

>>52874832
I'm done voting for retard faggot republicans, but I'd vote for the Aryan Supremacy League

>> No.52874892

>>52874885
Craps

>> No.52874893
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Wholeheartedly, what is he even trying to say here?

>> No.52874896

>>52874575
Yep. There will be banker blood being rained. If housing faces a liquidity crunch banks better have their cash ready.
>House valued at 350k with 3% rates
>That same house, if valued the same would only go for 200k to keep the mortgage payment the same
But houses generally are not down 33%. They are in a weak correction so far. With fed rates still climbing
granted mortgages are based on long dated treasuries with an additional risk premium etc. But still, houses are too damn high.

>> No.52874904

>>52874893
theres an admin job for every jew
also phones and internet for all africans to pump meta bags

>> No.52874906

>>52874893
slavery 2.0, CBDC edition, oh and women's empowerment to fuck shit up more

>> No.52874909

>>52874893
we want to outsource our foreign tech labor to africa now because the indians are buying russian oil

also, muh women

>> No.52874912

>>52873869
Is there a transcript yet of today's FOMC press conference question and answers yet? If so post link.
I already have the press conference statement from here https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/fomcpresconf20221214.htm
I'm looking for the q&a section

>> No.52874917

>>52874893

Its money laundering

Relatives of democrats will get great sox figure jobs to do fuck and that's it.

All aid programs are scams. The stuff to Israel and Eypgt for example is just massive grift for defense contractors

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>>52874893
The dudes 110% retarded. A great mirror to what the left have become. Hes a lame duck in a month so it doesnt matter. All that matters now is if his retarded ass can keep inflation down, lower gas prices (while refilling the spr). Good luck democraps!

>> No.52874931

>>52874566
Seen horseshoes, never seen a cow or horse drift on stone before

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>>52874906
Women have penises you fucking bigot.

>> No.52874955

>>52874930
>The left
LMAO. You only have right and far right in murrica

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>>52874893
>i'm donating more of your tax money to my criminal friends lol

>> No.52874963

>>52874885
If you're really good at counting numbers fast and keeping them in your head while acting completely normal, blackjack is a hard winner. Learn "The Thorp Ultimate" system if you want to win big, but your brain pretty much has to be a computer to get away with it. Hi-Lo system is easier and will still let you have a 1-1.5% edge over the house.

>> No.52874965

was SPY bullish this week>?

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>>52874955
Eeewwwww, a eurotard tard. Dont talk to me.

>> No.52874976

>>52874955
What is far right about retard republicans

>> No.52874998

>>52874955
>waahh left can only mean marxist socialist everything not more left is far right
dumb faggot

>> No.52874999

>>52874965
Week isn't over yet but technically we're still up 1.2% from Monday

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>>52874965
Not if it knows what's good for it.

>> No.52875028

>>52874912
found a transcript of the q&a here
still looking for a pdf

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>>52875024
YASSS!!!! A MAYMAY FROM 2 YEARS AGO!!!!!! FRESH AF BROSEPH!!!!

>> No.52875052

>>52874757
>52874757
bitch isnt fighting at all. at least give the troops some free pussy if you truly care.

>> No.52875053

>>52875034
It didn't have a dte. I didn't read the stuff on the book until too late, btw.

>> No.52875064

>>52874524
I moved from /k/ to /pol/ 10 years ago, because we couldn't talk about sandy hook. Thank God I ended up here, with you well adjusted gentlemen.

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lmao the White House had to edit the transcript. This fucking country.

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>>52875053
Sure sweaty, what ever you say.

>> No.52875083

>>52874524
>before it got invaded by libtards
where does cum brownies fit in that timeline

>> No.52875099

>>52874893
Fuck the USA. And fuck men too. Same old same old

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>>52875099
Checked

>> No.52875143

>>52874837
>a woman shapes her man's decision
weak willed faggot

>> No.52875144

>>52874893
Fucking christ, Just give tax payers hard earned money and spend it on bull shit. Fuck them.

>> No.52875151

Are there any biomeme stocks I can invest in that are researching a cure for hangnails?

>> No.52875169

>>52874930
Biden's wife looks like THAT?

>> No.52875174

>>52875079
N

>> No.52875175

>>52874673
Where'd you buy it. I found them but I'm not going to drop $70 on a single Oz. Unless it has magical predictive powers, in which case please let me know. I'll def drop a couple of hundred on one then.

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>>52875151
Who sells vagisil?

>> No.52875185

>>52874955
The USA only has goys and slop.

>> No.52875189

>>52874893
He’s a sailor and he’s just come into port
>where the women entrepreneurs at?

>> No.52875199

>>52875169
lol

>> No.52875201

WE YANG GANG WE YANG GANG WE YANG

>> No.52875203

>>52874909
Unironically the africans are more tolerable than the indians. Nigerians who are into crypto (and not explicitly scammers) are cool guys. Indians are annoying retards 999% of the time, inexplicably.
>can't upload pajeet getting hit by a trains webm

>> No.52875214

>>52874893
>We're giving $350B to a slush fund

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>>52875203
Yes trains, very good trains ser

>> No.52875220

>>52875184
You know... I never actually knew what vagisil was for
I just looked it up, and.... eww

>> No.52875226

>>52875203
Brown skinned black haired dark eyed races are never tolerable

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>>52875081
When the drugs wear off and you are faced with all of that emptiness again, change course and find God instead. You might think that He is not real, but that's just your own pseudo elevated state projecting. He WNBAW.

>> No.52875228

Tomorrow would he a great day for spy to fall to 394.

>> No.52875234

skyt bros... is it over?

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>>52875220
The more you know

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Who's ready to lose more money tomorrow?

>> No.52875252

>>52875234
Was it you who talked shit about it going OVER $12/share?
Because I fucking remember that, you nasty little rat shit
"OH HAHAHA YOULL EAT YOUR DICK WHEN ITS OVER $12"
FUCKING FUCK YOU, FAGGOT

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>>52875227

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>>52875251
Hey I got divvies on deck tomorrow.

>> No.52875267

>>52875234
skyt to $4 then I buy

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52875293

>short sellers are just future buyers

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Its time. Drive that shitcoin to 10k.

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>>52875293
So what do you wanna buy in the future?

>> No.52875318

>>52875079
>$350,000,000
>More than almost half a billion dollars
Fucking retards

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>thanks for the cheapies

>>52875315
I’m shorting Silvergate

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So, oil is going to plummet again soon, isn't it?

>> No.52875357

>>52875339
depends how fast they get get venezuela pumping

>> No.52875496

>>52874262
NOOO PRICES HAVE TO STAY HIGH AFTER +200%ING IN 5 YEARS STOP REDUCING M2

>> No.52875550

>>52873917
Start with 30-60 day expirys and deltas of 50-60. Longer if you want to reduce theta a bit. Don’t give up bro.

>> No.52875564

>>52875318
$349,000,000 is almost half a billion chud. 350M is more than that.

>> No.52875652

>>52875564
Beautiful

>> No.52875657

Wifeyalpha got exposed by zerohedge
- has an account before 2022 that they locked because of total failure in predictions
- failed hedge fund manager, liquidated by a customer demand after many issues
- rich father bank rolls his life, no job and no investment success

Another is doomberg who hides from earlier failures with voice changer

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>>52875564
Where am I?

>> No.52875697

>>52875024
Kek

>> No.52875701

>>52875657
hedgeeye looks kind of like fags with a dox

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52875714

Great Value pinto beans just went up 50 cents per 8 lb bag.

>> No.52875733

>>52875714
>Great value
Make sure you check for rocks

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>> No.52875757

>>52875733
Kekd

>> No.52875768

Powell is talking hawkish because he's seen how much the market rallies when he's not. A huge stock market rally right now would undo much of the work hiking rates has accomplished towards lowering inflation. Remember, inflation is as much about expectations as it is about current economic reality. Powell needs liquidity to be tied up for as long as possible (read: undewater stocks) because if that liquidity gets freed up, suddenly economic expansion will continue and that puts pressure on an already tight labor market (which is a major contributor to inflation).

So Powell is just trying to speak it into existence, and by "it" I mean a prolonging of the current bear market. I don't know if Wall Street is going to play along, but it does seem like this last CPI print caught Wall Street off-guard and they are selling hard trying to create another buying opportunity for themselves (courtesy of some hawkish talk from Fed Chief Powell)

>> No.52875774

>>52875757
Ive only bought a great value product once and it was turkey deli meat. The entirety of the turkey was filled with bone chips. It was genuinely inedible. Never bought another one of their products ever again.

>> No.52875779

>>52875768
shit is broke mumu faggot. It's going lower

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>futures

>> No.52875801
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The entire market is on the back of Apple. Gave back almost none of the Covid pump, well extended over the 200 MA and biggest holding in most ETFs.

>> No.52875804

>>52875701
Yes, still interesting the supposed magician wifey had a terribly failed hedge fund from 2020 to 2022 and extreme rich parents. Pretty illusory

>> No.52875808

>>52875714
i am officially fomoing in

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>>52875779
Everyone knows it's going lower, so Jews will try to make it as difficult to short as possible by having sporadic and unpredictable retard rallys to keep beats at bay, or at least not to give them an easy path down

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>>52875804
he's young and made pretty good calls this year

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>>52875733
Haven't ever had one rock and ate enough pintos to inflate picrel many times over. I eat about 8 to 12 lbs per month. I eat them every day.

>> No.52875861

>>52875830
This nigga eatin beans.

>> No.52875874

>>52874535
hehe lets torture animals for fun it's muh cultural tradition

>> No.52875880

>>52875874
Anon, the animals are torturing us

>> No.52875881

>>52875861
and canned whole kernel corn. together they make a complete protein.

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>>52875881
Rice does as well.

>> No.52875911

>>52875827
Buy into the 20% return a year ETF they posted about creating then. Seems like a slam dunk like the hedge fund was

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>>52875881

>> No.52875916
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https://news.google.com/stories/CAAqNggKIjBDQklTSGpvSmMzUnZjbmt0TXpZd1NoRUtEd2pHb3RHaEJoSGJPM3M1MnkzYnppZ0FQAQ?ceid=US:en&oc=3

>> No.52875927

>>52875903
I do brown rice with it, since brown is slow, complex carbs. They just went up 10 cents per bag also.

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>futures

>> No.52875939
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I am going to lose my job with near 100% certainty.

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>>52875916
How will this effect traders? All I've heard is things about internal pricing or order flows and shit like that. Does anyone have a qrd of what this could do to us retail plebs?

>> No.52875958

>>52875945
saving you a slight bit of money by not allowing them to frontrun your orders and charge you 1-5bps per trade or a lot more if it's low liquidity

>> No.52875973

Should I be worried about buying my boomer index funds over the course of 2023 with all the talks about recession?

>> No.52875976

>>52875958
>>52875945
ohh they're actually going to force them off of darkpools too so that market makers actually have to trade the shares publicly and not secretly hide their trades

this could actually be huge if i read that correctly

>> No.52875979

>>52875945
Well, that right there matters for order execution times, but what I wonder is what all else is in a 1500 page document that might be a much bigger deal but not being highlighted.

>> No.52876007

>>52875976
Ah yes, I forgot about the aspect of using the trade delays to their own advantage in knowing directions and perhaps having ways of trading accordingly themselves, though my understanding of that notion goes no deeper than having seen a passing mention somewhere not long ago while researching the differences between brokerages and finding out about the market maker routing.

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>>52875973
>recession
depression

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>>52875976
Awhile back I heard some talk about protecting us goy 'from ourselves' by limiting leveraged or inverse ETFs (for our own good of course). Do you think they are slipping in shit like that, or other negative unintended or 'unforeseen' consequences may occur that often come with more regulations?

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>>52876026
This, potentially even reaching people eating people levels.

>> No.52876062

>>52876042
if they are restricting it will be behind a simple educational test proving you have read and understood what those financial tools are for. The amount of people who dont understand 3x funds approach zero is astounding to me

>> No.52876077

>>52874341
Sell covered calls

>> No.52876079

>>52876042
That's exactly the kind of fear I intend >>52875979, and stuff like messing with 0dte options, etc.

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>>52874368

>> No.52876089

>>52876077
I wonder how many SOXL bagholders sold CCs at the beginning of November into that face melting rally.

>> No.52876101

>>52876062
I hope you're right and that's all it would be

>> No.52876103

>>52874885
Options if you use non-retarded strategies

>> No.52876109

>>52876103
what's a non-retarded strategy? i only know retarded ones

>> No.52876112

>>52874893
Stop paying taxes when?

>> No.52876123

>>52876056
>potentially even reaching people eating people levels
maybe if you don't have beans

>> No.52876124

>>52875238
Lizard moment

>> No.52876126

>>52876109
LEAPS
covered calls

are all retail should be doing
mayyyybe long puts.

>> No.52876132

>>52876109
Don't trade out of boredom. Be patient, and don't revenge trade. Keep your emotions in check. That's a good place to start

>> No.52876164

>>52876123
That's why I buy more as I eat them so my stockpile stays rotated.

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>>52874943

>> No.52876189

>>52876109
Covered calls are good because you actually own the underlying stock. This way you won't lose everything the way you do with naked options. Also credit spreads too. There are a lot of good videos on YouTube that explain different strategies, just look them up

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>>52875251
>>52875259
I'm holding puts

>> No.52876331

RE: >>52875916
>An order competition rule would require certain equity orders of retail investors to be subject to competition in "fair and open auctions before such orders could be executed internally by any trading center that restricts order-by-order competition," the SEC said.
So...an auction for who will execute our extremely time sensitive orders?

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52876333

Just reverse split DXY if it gets too low.

>> No.52876362

>>52876062
>if they are restricting it will be behind a simple educational test proving you have read and understood what those financial tools are for
don't brokers already do that for options anyway

>> No.52876365
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>>52874885
The volatility smile/smirk can give a great edge assuming you're selling OTM options. Credit and debit spreads have defined profits and losses which gives you a break even point. A profit of $40, and loss of $60, means you need to win more than 60% of the time. You can then compare that to the delta which shows probability OTM, probability of touch. Along with the volatility skew (implied vol) at the individual strike.

>> No.52876393

>>52874885
>we're going to piss away more tax money in Africa

>> No.52876415

>>52876393
Oh whups that wasn't in reply to that post. Odds on options are complicated. Blackjack is like 50/50.

>> No.52876416

>thread theme
https://youtu.be/NSyIb3PSrBo

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Early baker get on it I have something important to say and I won't waste it on this dead thread

>> No.52876514

>>52876504
>>52873908

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>>52876504
There's 20 perfectly fine posts left here. Plenty of time to state yer business.

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>>52876416

>> No.52876606

>>52874930

>Biden doesn't know where he is going
>Some kid has to escort him off stage and point exactly where he needs to go
>Kid gives him a Christmas present

What did I just watch

>> No.52876661

>>52876606
Joe is surrounded by little girls. This whole thing was his Christmas present.

>> No.52876663
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I can't help but laugh every time I see him selling shares.
More baggies every day.

>> No.52876697

>>52876663

I assume he is paying off his debt from the Twitter purchases. Probably not a.bad idea to get rid of some of that weight

>> No.52876740

It’s all bollucks, nothing matters except what the fed does. If there’s no liquidity being pumped into the system everything just bleeds out forever

>> No.52876755

Yea Im thinking its time to go short to 370

>> No.52876811

>>52876663
I told my coworker not to buy TSLA for a long hold now because of things like this. It's going to keep happening until the guy runs out of shares to sell or TWTR goes dark.

>> No.52876831

>THERES NO WAY IT DOESNT PUMP ON FOMC
DEAD MARKET DEAD GENERAL KEK BAGGIES

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52876840

I injured my hand and CANNOT masturbate. What do I do?

>> No.52876844

>>52876840
>he cant cum hands free
you arent horny enough

>> No.52876881

>>52876840
ask your mom to help you masturbate

>> No.52876923

Dead thread, dead market

>> No.52876924

>>52876840
Get a girlfriend.

>> No.52876928
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52876928

>>52876840
I often use the inside of my forearm. Don't tell anybody.

>> No.52876939

>>52876840
You have a mouth don't you?

>> No.52876940

>>52876840
>hand
Just one? What happened to the other?

>> No.52876949

>>52876939
even if physically possible it's gay

>> No.52876953

Should I risk a 20 year friendship by telling my childhood friend I've developed romantic feelings for her

>> No.52876956

baking

>> No.52876967

NEW

>>52876964
>>52876964
>52876964
52876964
>52876964
>>52876964
>>52876964

>> No.52876975

>>52876953
you're going to kill her when she inevitably rejects you aren't you anon?

>> No.52876995

>>52876953
>>52876975
>her
oh... my bad fucking gays everywhere

>> No.52877009

>>52876975
That option is always on the table

>> No.52877015

>>52877009
knew it.. leave that poor girl alone you creep

>> No.52877028

>>52877015
No I've known her forever and we talk everyday.

>> No.52877033

>>52877028
yeah because she thinks of you like her little retarded brother. You are basically a pet

>> No.52877042

>>52877033
You know what I've had a change of heart
I'm killing you instead

>> No.52877047

>>52876953
sure, you'll regret it if you don't

>> No.52877054

>>52877042
oooh the incel raging is starting already

>> No.52877060

>>52877042
just give me her number i'll sort things out for you

>> No.52877068

>>52877060
Sure anon
Just tell me your home address, I'll send her over and we can sort this whole thing out

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Hello? I guess I'm the very last person to ever post here. It was a nice run

>> No.52877103

>>52877068
haha I love telling fags like you the truth. You're so mad right now.

The truth is you can't go from friendzoned pet to boyfriend and you are pathetic for even thinking like this

>> No.52877131

>>52877082
no it's me this is my thread now

>> No.52877144

>>52877103
I fabricated the entire scenario for (You)s
Thanks for playing

>> No.52877155

>>52877144
>denial
yeah it never happened. Sure anon.

All of this is evidence now. All the murders (her family) are now premeditated and you will get the chair